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Was roared mood Scáthach to emit the dreamland, Shirou woke, discovered oneself really wet. 被哄好了心情的斯卡哈放出了梦境,士郎醒了过来,发现自己果然又“湿”了。 Was killed 56 times in the dreamland by Scáthach, the intense and exciting life and death interlocks, causing within the body adrenalin to accelerate to secrete, the sweat invaded wet the whole piece bed. Had not rested with Sakura last night luckily, otherwise it is estimated that will be misunderstood to wet the bed, that may lose face to lose in a big way. 在梦境之中被斯卡哈杀了56次,紧张而刺激的生死交错,致使体内肾上腺素加速分泌,汗水侵湿了整张床。幸好昨晚没和小樱一起睡,否则估计都会被误会尿床了,那可就丢脸丢大了。 On this day, has completed contract Fujimaru Narita to first after the colleague connection work, can have a vacation thoroughly, therefore first went to the company. 这一天,已经完成了合同的藤丸鸣田要先和同事交接工作之后,才可以彻底放假,所以先去公司了。 But Fujimaru Chuchin wants to refer to the opinion of Shirou and Sakura, planned where goes to play, and eating that the buying trip uses. After all, midway words that buys in the scenic spot, will be on expensive/noble several times, must make the travel economical, this will be the housewives needs for the direction of advance that it will try hard. 藤丸雏青则是想要参考士郎小樱的意见,打算去哪里玩,并且采购旅行用的吃的。毕竟,中途在景点买的话,可是会贵上好几倍,要让旅行变得经济实惠,这才是家庭主妇需要为之努力的前进方向啊。 However Shirou does not raise for this reason vigorously. 但是士郎为此提不起劲来。 Facing more and more imminent fourth Holy Grail War, he must for oneself life, make some efforts. 面对越来越迫近的第四次圣杯战争,他必须要为自己的生命,做出一些努力。 Yes, he had learned from Scáthach there, fourth Holy Grail War has started, finally is only left over two ride still in catching up on the road. 是的,他已经从斯卡哈那里得知了,第四次圣杯战争已经启动,只剩下最后两骑还在赶来的路上。 Are two days, three days? 两天,还是三天? Shirou does not know, but this indeed was he can finally for the time that it prepared. 士郎不知道,但是这的确是他最后能够为之准备的时间了。 Govern three were Holy Grail War prepared for 60 years, other these participants also at least prepared for over a half year, only then his unlucky ghost, only then finally less than three days of setup times. 御三家为圣杯战争足足准备了六十年,其他的那些参赛人员也至少准备了半年以上,只有他这个倒霉鬼,只有最后不到三天的准备时间。 No. 不。 If plans to participate from the beginning, at least half a month time preparation. 如果说一开始就打算参加的话,至少还有半个月的时间准备。 But, he wants to avoid wholeheartedly, finally to only had three days of setup times finally. 可是,他一心想要躲开,结果到了最后只剩下三天的准备时间。 Was this also dark in one penalty? To jump out of destiny goddess knitting the clumsy mischief-doer of script, finally was punished by the destiny goddess. 这也算是冥冥之中的一种惩罚了吧?想要跳出命运女神编织的剧本的跳梁小丑,最终被命运女神所制裁。 Sakura and Fujimaru Chuchin goes to the department store buying trip between -meal snack, but Shirou is refuses to walk out of the door, put out the paper and pen, is conducting own war plan. 小樱藤丸雏青去百货公司采购旅行的零食,而士郎则是拒绝走出家门,拿出了纸和笔,进行着自己的战争计划。 The Shirou previous generation is one of the Heavenly Dynasty 450 million metropolis youth, but the metropolis youth biggest characteristics are the career planning, Shirou are no exception, therefore handles something, Shirou always likes displaying beforehand the plan. 士郎的前世是天朝四亿五千万都市青年之一,而都市青年最大的特征则是职业规划,士郎也不例外,因此做一些事情,士郎总喜欢事先把计划罗列好。 However, he quick has not listed the plan, but first recalled a fourth Holy Grail War cardinal principle event, later 11 display, analyzes. 不过,他并没有很快把计划列出,而是先回忆了一遍第四次圣杯战争的大体事件,随后一一罗列出来,进行分析。 The anxiety, does not know when had the problem from beginning time online, caused to present a series of butterfly effects. 只是其中有一个疑虑,不知道是从什么时候开始时间线上出现了问题,导致出现了一系列的蝴蝶效应。 At first is leaving home of Sakura, later oneself replaced the blue beard to become Caster. Because Sakura had not been adopted to Matou, therefore Matou Kariya had not been transformed, the participants who cause Matou are Matou Byakuya. Moreover Berserker is not Lancelot, but is Spartacus. 最初是小樱的离家出走,随后自己又顶替了蓝胡子成为了Caster。而因为小樱没有被过继给间桐家,所以间桐雁夜没有被改造,导致间桐家的参赛人员为间桐鹤野。而且Berserker也不是兰斯洛特,而是斯巴达克斯。 Then other Servant do have the change? 那么其他的从者是否有变化? This point, Shirou does not know , can only consider from the worst case scenario. 这一点,士郎不知道,也只能从最坏的情况考虑了。 If worst case scenario- 而如果是最坏的情况- If even the character and plot changed, I may really not an opportunity of victory!” “如果连人物和剧情都变了的话,我可就真的没有一点胜利的机会了啊!” Shirou has a headache sighed one. Candidate who can also confirm only, Archer Gilgamesh that only then has met, others change really do not know. 士郎头疼的叹了一声。唯一还能够确认的人选,只有见过面的Archer吉尔伽美什,其他人有没有变是真的不知道。 Does not know the butterfly effect of how to presenting, if lets Servant of others, even was Master changes, then on thorough being finished. 不知怎么出现的蝴蝶效应,如果让其他人的Servant,甚至是Master都变了的话,那就彻底的完蛋了。 The hard strength is inferior to the person, plays the strategy not to play excellently, the assurance that wins is only to knowledge that the plot and character establish, but this already just like the ray that the grain of rice can win generally, if this point were even taken away- 本身硬实力就不如人,玩智谋也玩不过人,唯一获胜的把握就是对剧情和人物设定的熟知,而这已经是宛如米粒一般可以胜利的光芒,如果连这一点都被夺去的话- That is delicious tasty, then washes the clean neck, waited to be butchered. 那还是好吃好喝,然后洗干净脖子,等着被宰好了。 Shirou is filled with anxiously sighed one. 士郎满心忧虑的叹了一声。 ...... …… ...... …… At night. 夜晚。 Is coordinated by Mrs. Fujimaru, finally discussed Hokkaidou plays. 藤丸太太牵头,最终讨论出去北海道玩。 Everyone is very happy, Shirou is not willing to feel disappointed, oneself showed the happy smile reluctantly. 大家都很开心,士郎不愿意扫兴,勉强自己露出了开心的笑容。 Just like Fujimaru Narita said that the boy and man are different, the man has thing that must protect. Shirou is also a man. 正如藤丸鸣田所说的,男孩与男人不一样,男人有必须要为之守护的东西。士郎也是男人。 At night arrives, Shirou entered the dream country of shadow once again. 夜晚降临,士郎又一次的进入了梦中的影之国。 Scáthach killed he at the same time 57 times, brought a news to him, in that bastard two sickness agreed his request, can first make Shirou deliver the family member, then comes back to enter the war. 斯卡哈杀了他57次的同时,也给他带来了一个消息,那个王八蛋中二病同意了他的请求,可以先让士郎把家人送出去,再回来参战。 In this regard, Shirou relaxes finally, approves a that fellow also to calculate that has the human nature. 关于这一点,士郎总算松了口气,赞了一声那家伙还算有人性。 But recovers, this sorrowful discovery, oneself already by that only two sickness oppressions reveals a behavior of normal person, commended the human nature. 而回过神来,这才悲哀的发现,自己已经被那只中二病压迫的露出一丝正常人的行为,就称赞人性了。 This really oppresses the extreme, reduced some oppressions, will let be oppressed the person to feel happy? 这果然是压迫到了极点,减少一些压迫,就会让被压迫人感到开心吗? Really, Spartacus classifies him in receiving the oppressor has the truth. 果然呢,斯巴达克斯把他归类于受压迫者不是没有道理的。 However, Shirou also indeed relaxes. 不过,士郎也的确松了口气。 Is the calamity less than the family member? The fight of magician may not have this rule, particularly some position bragged the just envoy, so long as can achieve his so-called justice, that was coming out that anything did. 祸不及家人?魔术师的战斗可没有这一条规则,尤其是某位自诩正义的使者,只要能达到他所谓的正义,那可是什么都干的出来。 But is bright at the weather, before Scáthach throws, Shirou again grasps the thigh of Scáthach, employing professional mourners of singing in good voice and with feeling said: Teacher, my good teacher, your present, to make my Servant.” 而在天色亮,被斯卡哈扔出去之前,士郎再一次的抱住了斯卡哈的大腿,声情并茂的哭丧道:“老师,我的好老师啊,你就现界吧,做我的从者吧。” This is the third time that Shirou sought help Scáthach, was his also repeatedly asks? Scáthach little elder sister also this/should agreement? 这是士郎第三次求助斯卡哈,他这也算是三顾茅庐了吧?斯卡哈小姐姐也该同意了吧? Can't present? 不能现界? Crack a joke! Can't present, how FGO she run? The specific use runs? 开什么玩笑!不能现界,FGO她是怎么跑出来的?用头跑出来的吗? However, facing repeatedly asking of Shirou, Scáthach is smiling as before shaking the head: Does not have the means. I also want to fight with the hero junctions of these time, is, without means.” 然而,面对士郎的三顾茅庐,斯卡哈依旧微笑着摇头:“没有办法的哦。我也想和那些时代的英杰交交手呢,可是,没有办法的呢。” If Heroic Spirit were tired of three times by Shirou generally, it is estimated that even does not loathe, a little will still be bothersome? However Scáthach tone actually as before that gentle. 要是一般英灵士郎烦了三次,估计就算不厌恶,也会有点烦了吧?然而斯卡哈的语气却依旧那么的温柔。 In the gentle tone, was actually full of the meaning of rejection as before. 只是,温柔的语气里,却依旧充满了拒绝之意。 Moreover, I have to help you, amn't I helping you train now?” The Scáthach smile said. “而且,我不是没有帮你哦,我现在不是在帮你训练吗?”斯卡哈微笑道。 This useful?” Shirou raised the head to ask. “这有用吗?”士郎抬头问道。 Naturally.” Scáthach nods, can let you from dying unusual is ugly, turns dies is very ugly. The degree reduced to lose, naturally was useful.” “当然了。”斯卡哈点点头,“能让你从死的非常难看,变成死的很难看。程度减轻了一丢丢哦,当然有用了。” Shirou has tears streaming down the face, the little elder sister changed, no longer was that being with good intention gentle little elder sister, became the venomous tongue. 士郎泪流满面,小姐姐变了,不再是那个善解人意的温柔小姐姐了,变得毒舌了。 However Scáthach said also right, Shirou is only in the 21 st century base number hugest ordinary people one, let alone killed people, is from infancy to maturity few with the number of times that the person quarrelled. 不过斯卡哈说的也对,士郎只是二十一世纪基数最庞大的普通人群之中一员,别说是杀人了,从小到大就连和人吵架的次数都屈指可数。 But takes the knife to hold since childhood the myth level murderer of person facing that crowd, how many day of training times is short, what can go against use? 而面对那群从小就拿刀子捅人的神话级杀人犯,靠短暂几天的训练时间,能顶个什么用? Furthermore, these myth level murderers, which isn't existence of background? The so-called hero, the hero in West, weren't how many by the god, by the dragon, by the elf...... by the numerous inconceivable fantasy lifeform, given the existence of strength and divine tool particularly? 再者,那些神话级杀人犯,哪个不是背景的存在?所谓的英雄,尤其是西方的英雄,有多少不是被神,被龙,被精灵……被重重不可思议的幻想生物,赋予力量、神器的存在? But the heroes of these not these things, how long also has trained, how long has slaughtered in the battlefield? 而那些没有这些的东西的英雄,又训练过多久,在战场上厮杀过多久? Therefore, how many days ordinary modern people exercise . Moreover the body is the body of child puberty has not an, can actually be useful? 所以,一个普普通通的现代人锻炼个几天,而且身体还是一具甚至连青春期都没有到的儿童的身体,究竟能有什么用? Furthermore, what is the definition of average person? Looked that others' story is flowing the tears reader, installs to compel little white Wen's inside shock people, how many days...... was let by the salaried worker of life kidnapping like oneself crowd training, goes facing the murderer of these from a young age on murder, and has the superhumans of various superpowers? 再者,普通人的定义是什么?看别人的故事流着自己眼泪的读者,装逼小白文里面的震惊“众人”,被生活绑架的工薪族……让像自己这样的人群训练个几天,去面对那些自小就杀人的杀人犯,而且还具有着各种超能力的超人? Dead end...... 死路一条啊…… Shirou smiles bitterly at heart. Does not use such pessimistically, haven't you discovered? You may have compared with anybody, compared with the fellow of that bad breath, even compared with me must strengthen but advantageous advantage.” Scáthach smiles is stretching out the fine to refer to a Shirou forehead slenderly. 士郎心里苦笑。“不用这么悲观哦,难道你还没有发现吗?你可有着比任何人,比那个嘴臭的家伙,甚至比我还要更加强而有利的优势呢。”斯卡哈微笑着伸出纤纤细指一点士郎的额头。 The Shirou whole face is vacant: Has? Do I have that type of thing?” 士郎满脸茫然:“有吗?我有那种东西吗?” Some, think yourself discover. However you were too stupid, I weakest disciple. If not raise 0.1, it is estimated that you held this being deliberately bad thought to bring death.” The Scáthach corners of the mouth sipped slightly, reveal wiped such as the winter sunlight general smile. “有的哦,本来是想你自己去发现的。但是你太愚笨了呢,我最弱的弟子。如果再不提点一下,估计你就抱着这种自暴自弃的念头去送死了呢。”斯卡哈嘴角微微一抿,露出了一抹如冬日阳光一般的微笑。 Teacher, is what?” Shirou observes closely Scáthach that elegant face, asked hastily. “老师,是什么呢?”士郎盯住斯卡哈那张俏脸,连忙问道。 You must remember. Regardless of Holy Grail gave the Servant how detailed modern knowledge, but the change they as the fact of ancient, the knowledge reserve and cognition cannot achieve the harmonious unity. But these Master are many are the conservative magicians, but Holy Grail War actually happened in your city, in your time.” Scáthach smiles was saying. “你要记住哦。不论圣杯赋予了Servant多么详细的现代知识,但是改变不了他们作为古人的事实,知识储备和认知并不能达成和谐的统一性。而那些御主则是多为守旧的魔术师,可是圣杯战争却发生在你的城市,你的时代里哦。”斯卡哈微笑着说道。 In my time......” Shirou redundant these words, eye fierce one bright. He discovered finally own biggest advantage! “我的时代里……”士郎重复这句话,眼睛猛的一亮。他终于发现自己最大的优势了! Teacher, thank you!” Shirou very earnest thanks said. “老师,谢谢你!”士郎十分认真的感谢道。 Does not use. During as the teacher, gives to pace back and forth the disciple to suggest, is the natural matter.” The Scáthach smile said. “不用的哦。作为老师,给予彷徨之中的弟子一些建议,是理所当然的事情。”斯卡哈微笑道。 But, I want to let the teacher your present, when my Servant......” Shirou pounded the mouth to say. “可是,我还是想让老师你现界当我的从者……”士郎砸了砸嘴说道。 Been able to accomplish matter, cannot accomplish. Ok, the front door of dreamland had opened, yourself go out.” Scáthach is a face gentle smile. “办不到的事情,就是办不到哦。好了,梦境的大门已经打开了,你自己出去吧。”斯卡哈还是一脸温柔的微笑。 Shirou nods, turns around walks toward opened dreamland front door. 士郎点点头,转身朝着被打开的梦境大门走去。 „, Right.” “哦,对了。” Broadcasts the Scáthach sound. 身后传来斯卡哈的声音。 Was the little elder sister changes an attitude? Shirou transfers hastily then looks to Scáthach. 难道是小姐姐回心转意了?士郎连忙转回头看向斯卡哈 Sees only a Scáthach face gentle smile, said: You to the appearance that I act like a spoiled brat, although is very distressed, but, I am not repugnant.” 只见斯卡哈一脸温柔的笑容,说道:“你向我撒娇的样子,虽然很狼狈,不过,我并不讨厌哦。” Saa...... acts like a spoiled brat??? 撒……撒娇??? „It is not acts like a spoiled brat!” “才不是撒娇呢!” Shirou shames angry went out of the dreamland front door, hears the Scáthach chuckle sound. 士郎羞恼的走出了梦境大门,身后传来斯卡哈的轻笑声。 ...... …… ...... …… ps: Asked a bill to support ~! ps:求点票票支援~!
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