IQEBAPOJ :: Volume #1

#23: Collects is not concerned about face!


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At night. 夜晚。 Fujimaru Narita goes home, announced the big good news that the contract has signed, can carry out the preparation that the family travels wantonly. 藤丸鸣田回到了家,宣布了合同已经签订的大喜讯,可以大肆开展家庭旅行的准备了。 Fujimaru Narita is happy, finally can accompany the family member. 藤丸鸣田是开心的,终于可以陪陪家人了。 Fujimaru Chuchin is also happy, finally can relax, did not serve as the housework. 藤丸雏青也是开心的,终于可以放松放松,不用做家务了。 Sakura is also happy, because can not help by the mood exaggeration of Mr. and Mrs. Fujimaru. 小樱也是开心的,因为情不自禁的被藤丸夫妇的情绪渲染。 But learns of this news Shirou, happy. 而得知这个消息的士郎,却怎么也开心不起来。 If early one day, perhaps he has danced the old-age disco happily. But, this news after all was late one day. 如果是早一天的话,或许他早就开心的跳老年迪斯科了。可是,这个消息终归是晚了一天。 How you? Didn't quarrel day-by-day must have Fuyuki City? Now how to prepare to go out, but also bitter melon face, Shirou?” Mrs. Fujimaru puzzled asking. “怎么了你?不是一天天吵着要出冬木市吗?怎么现在准备出去了,还苦瓜着脸呢,士郎?”藤丸太太不解的问道。 No, I am very happy, on my dear beautiful young girl soldier mother Sir.” Shirou showed the smile, own innermost feelings anxiously and covers up scared. Then right.” Mrs. Fujimaru does not pay great attention to the detail, very heroic patted the shoulder of Shirou, no mother's appearance. Wait. Takes back the foreword, does not have an appearance of woman. “没有啊,我很开心呢,我亲爱的美少女战士母上大人。”士郎露出了笑容,把自己内心的不安与恐慌遮掩。“这才对嘛。”藤丸太太不注重细节,很是豪迈的拍了拍士郎的肩膀,没有一点母亲的样子。等等。收回前言,是没有一点女人的样子。 The whole families start the discussion of travel place happily, Shirou do not want to ruin everyone's mood, forces to start the discussion of smile. 一家人都开心的展开旅行地方的讨论,士郎不想败坏大家的心情,也勉强着自己展开笑颜的讨论。 However he knows, he cannot go. 但是他知道,他是去不了的。 People are just the victims of fate, he must attend the war that oneself have dodged, otherwise, the two sickness of that self- center wanted the entire family's four lives completely sufficiently. 造化弄人,他必须去参加自己一直躲闪不及的战争,否则,那个完全自我中心的中二病足以要了整个家庭的四条命。 The night was completely black, was the time of going to sleep. 夜完全的黑了,是入睡的时间了。 Today's Sakura finally had the courage to take the first step of brand-new life, first time going own room slept. 今天的小樱总算是有勇气迈出了崭新人生的第一步,头一次的去了自己的房间睡觉了。 Although very regrettable soft fragrant hugging pillow left, but associates to oneself purple sends the old lady to slaughter with that dual spears/pistols in the dream, but the sweat profusely appearance of realistic physical body. This will make Sakura soak the clothes inevitably, therefore also accepted this point. 虽然很遗憾软绵绵香喷喷的抱枕离开了,可是联想到自己在梦中与那个双枪紫发老太婆厮杀,而现实肉体的大汗淋漓的样子。这势必会让小樱湿透了衣服,所以也算是接受了这一点。 1993 world, the entertainment project was extremely deficient, therefore Shirou went to sleep quickly. 1993年的世界,娱乐项目极度贫乏,所以士郎很快就入睡了。 Falls asleep, Scáthach came in time. 一睡着,斯卡哈就如期而至了。 She takes the dual spears/pistols, had not said including a prologue, took the spear/gun to prepare to the Shirou solid Shi violent. 她拿着双枪,连一句开场白都没有说,拿着枪就准备对士郎实施家暴了。 Waits for! Waits! My dear master, waits a bit!” Shirou stops hastily. “等一下!等一下!我亲爱的师父,稍等一下!”士郎连忙叫停。 What's wrong?” Scáthach stopped the movement, curious looks to Shirou. “怎么了?”斯卡哈停下了动作,好奇的看向士郎 That, can you also contact with that Mr. gold/metal?” Shirou cautious asking. “那个,你还能联系到那位金先生吗?”士郎小心翼翼的问道。 Mr. gold/metal?” Scáthach gawked, later responded, gentle saying with a smile: You say the fellow of that bad breath?” “金先生?”斯卡哈愣了一下,随后反应了过来,温柔的笑道:“你是说那个嘴臭的家伙?” Shirou busy nod. 士郎忙点头。 Can yes. What's wrong?” Scáthach asked. “可以是可以。怎么了?”斯卡哈问道。 I will not escape, I will not evade again, but I want first to send out Fuyuki City my family member, you can help me ask, like this Ok?” “我不会逃跑,我也不会再逃避,只是我想先把我的家人送出冬木市,你可以帮我问问,这样可以吗?” You why didn't ask? Obviously he in your nearby.” Scáthach asked. “你为什么不自己去问呢?明明他就在你的附近。”斯卡哈问道。 Fuyuki City was too big, I cannot run into him.” 冬木市太大了,我遇不到他。” Moreover, I do not want to face that fellow. 而且,我也不想面对那个家伙。 The Shirou heart said. 士郎心说。 Good, I will help you ask his, pitiful child.” Scáthach said gently. “好吧,我会帮你问问他的,可怜的孩子。”斯卡哈温柔的说。 Shirou eye one bright, whole face suffering saying: I pretty such as flower Elder Sister Scáthach, you also know that the pity of child, was inferior you do make my Servant? Saves the pitiful child!” 士郎眼睛一亮,满脸委屈的说道:“我貌美如花的斯卡哈姐姐,你也知道孩子的可怜,不如你就做我的从者吧?救救可怜的孩子吧!” Those who responded to Shirou was one pierced the long spear/gun of his head directly, and sound of gentle as water: I also think that but cannot achieve. The world of present, without my present foundation.” 回应士郎的是一把直接刺穿了他脑袋的长枪,以及温柔似水的声音:“我也想哦,可是做不到呢。现在的这个世界,没有我现界的基础呢。” Also, the teacher teaches you, never relax vigilantly. Especially object I equally pretty big sister.” “还有哦,老师教你,永远不要放松警惕哦。尤其是对像我一样漂亮的大姐姐。” ...... …… ...... …… Among the additional belts rests, was massacred 56 times by Scáthach, world of pouring that Shirou is unable to withstand the load in dreamland, the whole face is exhausted. 加带中间休息,又被斯卡哈杀掉了56次,士郎不堪重负的倒在梦境中的世界,满脸疲惫。 Un. The spirit almost reached the limit, killed again, your spirit possibly could not support, has the internal injury.” Scáthach found a place, sat. “嗯。精神差不多到极限了呢,再杀下去,你的精神可能就撑不住,出现暗伤了呢。”斯卡哈找了一个地方,坐了下去。 That...... do that I have progressive?” Shirou whole body exhausted asking. “那……那我有进步吗?”士郎浑身疲累的问道。 How can I say? Completely no.” Scáthach shakes the head, that first time showed the somewhat worried look like the seductress/evil spirit fine elegant face, said: Disciple who like so difficult to teach, I also the first time am saw.” “怎么说呢?完全没有呢。”斯卡哈摇摇头,那张如妖精般精致的俏脸头一次露出了有些苦恼的神色,说道:“像这么难教的弟子,我也是第一次见呢。” In I turn on the water under so many premises, beforehand these disciples, even again bad, can still about slaughter one in the tenth time with me. Although said is very cruel, but like you, slaughtered 100 times was close to quickly, was gunned down dead by me, saw for the first time.” “在我放水这么多的前提下,以前的那些弟子,就算是再差的,也能够在第十次左右和我厮杀一阵。虽然这么说很残忍,但是像你这样的,厮杀了快接近一百次了,还是被我一枪杀死的,还是第一次见呢。” Can't put some water again? My response nerve cannot keep up with your speed......” “不能再放些水吗?我的反应神经根本跟不上你的速度……” „...... Could not put, I have put was most preliminary, got down again words of rank, stood on being equivalent is making you kill.” Scáthach shakes the head, gentle saying with a smile. “唔……放不了呢,我已经放到最低级了,再下去一个等级的话,就相当于站着让你杀了呢。”斯卡哈摇了摇头,轻柔的笑道。 This also really made one reality that was hard to accept......” Shirou whole face forced smile. “这还真是令人难以接受的现实……”士郎满脸苦笑。 Does not use such dejectedly, big sister I, was one lived very long old person, has seen the people of many great talent matures slowly. Your eye and response nerve cannot follow, but is you have not adapted. Therefore, must refuel, I weakest disciple.” Scáthach said with a smile. “不过不用这么沮丧哦,大姐姐我啊,也算是一个活了很久的老人了呢,见过很多大器晚成的人哦。你的眼睛和反应神经并不是跟不上,而是你没有适应。所以,要加油哦,我最弱的弟子。”斯卡哈笑道。 Will soon want my poor life the war to approach...... Shirou to sit immediately, thinks an evil idea, opens the mouth to ask hastily: Right, you......” “可是即将要我小命的战争马上就要来临了啊……”士郎坐了起来,想到了一个歪主意,连忙开口问道:“对了,您老……” The evil idea has not said that „”, Scáthach threw the pistol in hand, is the flash surpasses limit probably the rank. The pistol has delimited the Shirou sending tree top, indescribable behind, erupted just like the stuffy thunder crack general thundering. 歪主意还没有说出来,“唰”一声,斯卡哈把手中的短枪投了出去,大概是一瞬间超越极限的级别。短枪划过士郎的发梢,不可名状的身后,爆发出了宛如闷雷炸响一般的轰鸣。 Rumble-!!!!!” “轰隆隆-!!!!!” The flame of explosion, illuminated the face of Shirou delay. 爆炸的火光,照亮了士郎呆滞的面庞。 Scáthach takes the spear/gun to point at Shirou, the tone is very gentle: Aiya, excuse me, the hand slid.” 斯卡哈拿着枪指着士郎,语气很温柔:“哎呀,不好意思,手滑了。” You intentionally! 你故意的! You absolutely are intentionally! 你绝对是故意的! Shirou that was just almost struck to frighten the urine, feels in the dream, ate that struck must die! 士郎刚刚差点被那一击吓尿了,感觉在梦里,吃了那一击也得死翘翘! Moreover, even such gentle tone, cannot change on your forehead a series of well character, as well as as if takes a spear/gun face to get rid of my appearance! 而且,就算这么温柔的语气,也改变不了你脑门上一连串的“井”字,以及仿佛拿着枪一脸想要干掉我的样子啊! Fearful! 可怕! Quite fearful!! 好可怕哦!! Scáthach like big sister is angry ultra fearful!!! 像大姐姐一样的斯卡哈生气起来超可怕哦!!! I young pretty, lovable such as flower Scáthach little elder sister, you taught that the child was very certainly tired? Come! I give you to beat the thump shoulder, pinches the leg......” “我年轻貌美,可爱如花的斯卡哈小姐姐,您教导孩子一定很累了吧?来!我给您捶捶肩,捏捏腿……” Swallows the saliva, Shirou sets out hastily, showed the smile of flattering, arrived at Scáthach behind, just like lackey general to Scáthach thump thump shoulder, according to leg. 咽了咽口水,士郎连忙起身,露出了讨好的笑容,来到了斯卡哈的身后,宛如狗腿子一般的给斯卡哈捶捶肩膀,按按腿。 Obviously is such a hot tempered female tyrannosaurus, is the tender body actually so soft. 明明是这么一只暴躁的雌性暴龙,可是娇躯却是如此的柔软。 Is knocking her back in the Scáthach back gently, vision falling cannot help but to Scáthach chest front that to the will of the people, Shirou put aside the eye hastily. 斯卡哈的背后轻轻敲着她的背,目光不由自主的落到了斯卡哈胸前那对人心,士郎连忙撇开了眼睛。 The beautiful women only match the powerhouse to have, oneself are only a weakness, Gou life/command is important, Gou life/command is important. 美人只配强者拥有,自己只是一只鶸,苟命要紧,苟命要紧。 Furthermore, when oneself Gou passed/lived fourth Holy Grail War, climbs up the Internet dividend, becomes a wealthy man, can support this time beautiful young girl anything. 再者说了,等到自己苟过第四次圣杯战争,攀上互联网红利,成为一个富家翁,也可以去包养这个时代的美少女什么的啊。 Shirou, what meaning is the little elder sister? Is your time, to young woman name? Sounds strange embarrassed, but I am not repugnant.” The Scáthach smile said. 士郎,小姐姐是什么意思?是你们这个时代,对年轻女性的称呼吗?听起来怪难为情的,不过我并不讨厌哦。”斯卡哈微笑说道。 I! 我呸!
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