IWSTTWODC :: Volume #2

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The magicians perform on the stage, the midway proposed suddenly must go to bathroom, the guest in banquet place all stares, because they have not encountered this situation. Everyone is visiting you, do you actually run to go to bathroom? 魔术师在台上表演,中途突然提出要去上厕所,宴会场所里的来宾皆是一愣,因为他们还没遇到过这种情况。大家都在看着你呢,你却跑去上厕所？ This isn't professional named Sanada 13 magicians? 这个叫真田一三的魔术师也太不敬业了吧？ Akiko Sudzuki knits the brows, what gadget did I ask to come? However she had not actually opposed, after all others do want to go to bathroom you unable to block are not being? If not let on him, a while he leaked that to affect the atmosphere on the stage. 铃木朋子皱了皱眉,我到底请了个什么玩意儿过来？不过她却没有反对,毕竟人家想上厕所你也不能拦着不是？要是不让他上,等会儿他在舞台上面漏了那就更影响气氛了。 Sanada 13 from the stage, he must go to the restroom on first to pass through from forest shining, when he is close to forest shining, forest shining opened the mouth suddenly. „Wait!” 真田一三从舞台上走了下来,他要去厕所就得先从林耀面前经过,当他接近林耀的时候,林耀突然开口了。“等等！” „What matter has?” Camouflages Sanada 13 robs Kyd to reveal the doubts strangely the expression. “有什么事吗？”伪装成真田一三的怪盗基德露出疑惑的表情。 The guests also find it strange, is it possible that forest shining did not agree that Sanada 13 does go to bathroom? 来宾们也觉得奇怪,莫非林耀不同意真田一三去上厕所吗？ „You want to go to bathroom not to have the issue, but must first hand over the pearl.” forest shining said lightly. Kornan is also blazing with anger, stares at present strangely the youth who this doubtful is robbing Kyd. “你想去上厕所没问题,不过得先把珍珠交出来。”林耀淡淡说道。柯南也是目光如炬,凝视着眼前这个疑似怪盗基德的青年。 Pearl? What pearl? The bystanders hear forest shining the words to be all confused. 珍珠？什么珍珠？外人听到林耀的话皆是一头雾水。 Robs Kyd also to play the fool strangely, „can say understands? I do not know that you are saying anything.” 怪盗基德也在装傻,“可以讲得明白一点吗？我不知道你在说什么。” At this time Kornan installed zero 这时候柯南装〇的 The addiction, did not attend to forest shining this dangerous character also in the side, before opening the mouth is incessant „performance starts, you taking advantage of taking off the coat to conceal, took away on the Madame Suzuki jet black star. On her the jet black star was gloomy, that is the performance that the black pearl oxidizes year after year, the essential component of pearl is......” 瘾上来了,不顾林耀这个危险人物还在身边,开口就是滔滔不绝“表演开始之前,你借着脱外衣为掩饰,拿走了铃木夫人身上的漆黑之星。原本她身上的漆黑之星是黯淡无光的,那是黑珍珠长年累月氧化的表现,珍珠的主要成分是……” Kornan gave the person of presence to take a chemical division in the presence of everyone, hearing rich and powerful family master madames to be dumbfounded. 柯南当众给在场之人上了一节化学课,听得豪门老爷夫人们目瞪口呆。 Is this child which family/home? I never see have had the so intelligent child! How do his parents train his? What intelligent medicine also took to him? Where is he in the school to study? 这个小孩是谁家的？我从未见过有如此聪明之小孩！他爸妈到底是怎么培养他的？又是给他吃了什么聪明药？他是在哪所学校里读书的？ little sorrow is flabbergasted secretly, this fellow absolutely does not have the sense of crisis...... 小哀暗自咋舌,这个家伙完全没有危机感啊…… Xiaolan saw the Kornan incessant appearance, the delay, in the mind cannot help but appeared Jimmy Kudo's image. Kogoro was also silly, „Xiaolan, are these...... you teach him?” 小兰看到柯南滔滔不绝的样子,呆滞了,脑海里不由自主浮现出了工藤新一的形象。小五郎也傻了,“小兰,这些……都是你教他的？” Xiaolan shakes the head silently. 小兰默默摇头。 Finally Kornan said that „in summary, Madame Suzuki black pearl was gloomy, but after you and she contacted, that black pearl suddenly becomes brilliant. Obviously, her black pearl made a fraudulent switch by you! If I guess right, you rob Kyd strangely is right?” 终于柯南说完了,“综上所述,原本铃木夫人身上的黑珍珠黯淡无光,可是在你和她接触之后,那颗黑珍珠突然变得光彩夺目。很显然,她身上的黑珍珠被你调包了！如果我猜得没错,你就是怪盗基德对吧？” Kornan the mouth addiction, had just liked the day to eat the ice cream fully in June, the thief is happy. However ends after crisply, his darkness did not call wonderfully, the cold sweat fell...... him to observe forest shining from the forehead quietly, discovered that forest Yaozheng looks at itself with smile on the face, smiling was meaningful. 柯南过足了嘴瘾,犹如六月天吃了冰淇淋,贼爽。但是爽完以后他的暗叫不妙,冷汗从额头滑落……他悄悄观察林耀,发现林耀正面带笑容看着自己,笑得意味深长。 How bad...... can't I provide lodging my mouth? 糟糕……我怎么就管不住我这嘴呢？ If usually, Kornan can put out the cell phone, asking of putting on airs „new Elder Brother, like this you just said right?” Let quite make the people think that these teach him newly, but he does not dare this now. 如果是平时,柯南可以拿出手机,装模作样的问“新一哥哥,你刚刚就是这样说的对吧？”让好让众人以为这些都是新一教他的,可现在他不敢这样做。 On the scene has more than 500 guests, is the honored and popular great people, who knows can have the partner of that organization? If oneself exposed Jimmy Kudo also living secret, this compared with stared at dangerously also by forest shining! 在场有五百多来宾,都是有头有脸的大人物,谁知道其中会不会有那个组织的同伙？自己要是暴露了工藤新一还活着的秘密,这比被林耀盯上还危险啊！ „These, these are I look like from the television!” Kornan threw the pot to the television. “这些,这些都是我从电视上看来的！”柯南把锅丢给了电视。 The people relax, what? Originally is on the television looks like! However this child looked that the television can learn the useful knowledge, my family child looked how the television only did study Ultraman to hit the person? It seems like managed well! 众人松了一口气,什么嘛？原来是电视上看来的！不过这个小孩看电视都能学到有用的知识,我家小孩看电视怎么就只学了奥特曼打人呢？看来回去得好好管管了！ Akiko Sudzuki listened to Kornan's explanation, lowers the head to observe the chest front the black pearl, then the complexion becomes incomparably ugly, aims at Sanada 13 to scream: „He is Kyd! He is Kyd!” 铃木朋子听了柯南的解释,低头观察自己胸前的黑珍珠,然后脸色变得无比难看,紧接着指向真田一三尖叫:“他是基德！他就是基德！” The police section and subordinate flushed together, forest shining put out the little sorrow specially-made foul water, Kyd threw several smoke shell toward the ground. 中森警部和部下一起冲了过来,林耀拿出小哀特制的臭水,基德则是往地上丢了几枚烟雾弹。 „Pū cī!” The smog four shoot, covers the radius five meters instantaneously, but forest shining also spurted the foul water to Kyd. “噗呲！”烟雾四射,瞬间笼罩半径五米,而林耀也同时将臭水喷向了基德。 Hazy comes, no one has the means to see clearly 烟雾弥漫开来,谁也没办法看清 Kyd where, scream again and again. 基德在哪里,现场尖叫连连。 Also some people shout abuse in public there, „whose his zero did draw the excrement to the pants in?” 还有人在那里骂街,“谁他〇把屎拉到裤子里了？” „Vomited, stinks to high heaven I!” Is this Kogoro's voice „also the people of quality? The people of quality draw the excrement in the pants crotch smelly others?” “呕,臭死我了！”这是小五郎的声音“还上流人士呢？上流人士就是把屎拉在裤裆里臭别人的？” Hears these sounds, forest shining is somewhat afraid. 听到这些声音,林耀有些心虚。 Naturally, was not forest shining defecated, the smell that actually the people smelled was the foul water that little sorrow manufactured, fermented with the snail powder essence, that smell ensure was just the same as the excrement. 当然,不是林耀拉屎了,其实众人闻到的气味就是小哀制作的臭水,采用螺蛳粉精华酿制,那气味保证跟屎一模一样。 „Do you regret now? Refuses me to use the durian to work as the proposition of raw material.” little sorrow voice resounds in forest shining mind directly, is little sorrow is talking with him with the consciousness very much obviously directly. “你现在后悔了吗？拒绝我使用榴莲当原材料的提议。”小哀的声音直接在林耀脑海里响起,很显然是小哀直接用意识在与他对话。 forest shining nods subconsciously, similarly passes message said: „Regretted, this gadget is more disgusting than the durian......” 林耀下意识点头,同样传音说道:“后悔了,这玩意儿比榴莲更恶心啊……” However what forest shining are more is sympathizing robs Kyd strangely, because Kyd was just spurted one by him...... 不过林耀心里更多的是在同情怪盗基德,因为基德刚刚被他喷了一身…… Some people called „to turn on the exhaust blower quickly!” Originally in the banquet place of cruise has the exhaust blower, can discharge in the sea the smog directly. As the exhaust blower revolves, the smog in banquet hall is gradually thin, the people can also see clearly gradually. 有人叫着“快打开排风机！”原来邮轮的宴会场所里是有排风机的,可以直接把烟雾排放到大海上。随着排风机运转,宴会厅里的烟雾逐渐稀薄,众人也渐渐可以看清了。 Robs Kyd to vanish strangely, only keeps one Sanada 13 clothes in the ground. 怪盗基德已经消失,只留一套真田一三的衣服在地面上。 „Hateful! Let that bastard run away!” Woods silver three angers. “可恶！让那个混蛋逃走了！”中森银三愤怒不已。 But his words just said, the guest sudden collective rebellion in corner, they point at a seemingly dignified in appearance youth to shout abuse: „! On you so to be how smelly?” 可他的话刚刚说完,角落里的来宾突然集体暴动,他们指着一个看起来仪表堂堂的青年破口大骂:“靠！你身上怎么这么臭？” „Originally draws the person in pants crotch the excrement is you! Vomits ~” “原来把屎拉在裤裆里的人就是你！呕~” „Rolls, don't close to father!” “滚远一点,别靠近老子！” Drew the chief criminal of pants to be found in the presence of everyone, was that charming youth. The people sighed secretly: The people may not the facial expression! Was long gracefully, draws the pants unexpectedly...... 当众拉裤子的罪魁祸首被找到了,就是那个帅气的青年。众人不禁暗叹:人不可貌相啊！长得这么帅,居然拉裤子了…… After this youth changes external appearances only robs Kyd strangely, he himself can also smell oneself stink, he hurries to open the mouth to explain: „You misunderstood, vomits ~ I have not defecated, vomit ~” 这个青年正是改头换面之后的怪盗基德,他自己也能闻到自己身上的臭味,他赶紧开口解释:“你们误会了,呕~我没有拉屎,呕~” forest shining is pointing at him by far, yelled: „Police section! Holds him quickly! He robs Kyd strangely! On him was spurted the chemistry pheromone by me, the body has the stink robs Kyd strangely!” 林耀远远指着他,大叫:“中森警部！快抓住他！他就是怪盗基德！他身上被我喷了化学信息素,身上有臭味的就是怪盗基德！” What chemistry pheromone was only forest shining temporary name, the snail powder essence fluid or foul water these name too low, forest shining was really difficult. 什么化学信息素只是林耀临时起的名字,螺蛳粉精华液或者臭水这些名字太low了,林耀实在难以启齿。 The police section is suddenly enlighted, later is wild with joy, yelled: „Quickly! Holds robs Kyd strangely! The body has the excrement taste robs Kyd strangely!” forest shining almost falls down, „is not the excrement taste!” 中森警部恍然大悟,随后狂喜,大叫:“快！抓住怪盗基德！身上有屎味的就是怪盗基德！”林耀差点栽倒,“不是屎味！” „What isn't the excrement taste? Be more exposed! Obviously is the excrement taste! The father has not eaten the excrement, hasn't defecated?” The police thickness and size does not return yelled, then the following subordinate rushes together. “什么不是屎味？欲盖弥彰！明明就是屎味！老子没吃过屎,难道还没拉过屎嘛？”中森警部头也不回地大叫,然后跟着下属一起冲了上去。
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