forestshiningknows that pestleicelawhas not lied, becausewrites„old enemy”readis„lover” the situationtrulyto exist. Mentionedalsosufficesdramatially, forestshiningknewthisusagethrough«FamousSpyKornan»thiswork.
林耀知道碓冰律子没有说谎,因为写作“宿敌”读作“恋人”的情况确实存在。说来也够戏剧性的,林耀还是通过《名侦探柯南》这部作品知道这种用法的。OnceAkaiXiuambushGin, aims at the Gintimespokea few words- mydear...... old enemy!
有一次赤井秀一狙击琴酒,瞄准琴酒的时候说了一句话-我亲爱的……宿敌啊!In the cartoon, by the old enemytwocharacterslabelled„lover”with the small characterespeciallythispronunciation, thereforetranslated the timeAkaiXiuwords of Chineseto turn- mylovablesweetheart!
漫画之中,宿敌两个字旁边特地用小字标注了“恋人”这个读音,所以翻译成中文的时候赤井秀一的话就变成了-我可爱的情人啊!AkaiXiunameGin...... had the flavor that plantedto fall in love with killfor the sweetheartimmediatelyininside.
赤井秀一称呼琴酒为情人……顿时就有种相爱相杀的味道在里面了。„Thisstemshouldbe they are right, howto useonmeandRichard Moorebewilderedly?”forestshiningdoes not know whether to laugh or cry, the feeling is very meanwhile disgusting.
“原本这个梗应该是他们俩才对,怎么莫名其妙就用到我和毛利小五郎身上了?”林耀哭笑不得,同时还感觉很恶心。
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, In summary. ” Pestleicelawis in front ofjudge, made the summarytoownviewpoint. „Gross profitspysaid that heandforestshiningareold enemies, butaccording to the understanding of average person, the old enemyalsoincludes the meaning of lover. Therefore, editor-in-chiefYamomatowrote an article saying that forestshining and gross profitspyingwas the loverdoes not calculateto fabricate a rumorto slander, thiswas only the simpleunderstanding of average person.”
,综上所述。”碓冰律子当着法官的面,对自己的观点做出了总结。“毛利侦探说他和林耀是宿敌,而根据一般人的理解,宿敌也含有恋人的意思在内。故此,山本主编写文章说林耀和毛利侦探是恋人并不算造谣污蔑,这只是一般人的朴素理解而已。”Pestleicelawchanges the situationforcefully, blackturnedwhite/in vain, makingin the courteveryoneshock.
碓冰律子强行扭转局势,把黑的变成了白的,让法庭里面所有人都大跌眼镜。Imperial concubinebraveregulates the flow of vital energy the toothto be itchy, butactuallynotinair/Qiopponent, butair/Qiownhusband.
妃英理气得牙痒痒,不过却不是在气对手,而是在气自己的老公。Thatdrunkardold man...... you were interviewedeven, doingto sayoneselfandforest was shining an old enemy? Was then good, othersrighteousexplained the meaning of loverfromold enemythesetwocharacters, youandforestshiningrelationscould not wash clean.
那个酒鬼老头……你接受采访就算了,干嘛说自己和林耀是宿敌?这下好了,别人理直气壮的从宿敌这两个字中解读出了恋人的意思,你和林耀的关系洗不清了。Whatis fatalispestleicelawis not a verbal statements are no guarantee, shealsodid1000questionnaire surveys, more than 50%peoplethink the old enemy who Richard Mooresaidincludes the meaning of lover. Herargumenthas the statisticssupport.
更加致命的是碓冰律子并非空口无凭,她还做了一千份问卷调查,有一半以上的人都认为毛利小五郎所说的宿敌含有恋人的意思。她的论点是得到统计学支持的。„Thisquestionnairehave the issue!”forestshiningtook a fast look around the questionnaire, thenremindedimperial concubinebravereason.
“这份问卷有问题!”林耀将问卷扫视了一遍,然后提醒妃英理。„Has the issue?”Imperial concubinebravereasonis startled.
“有问题?”妃英理一怔。Puts outthat moment of questionnaire surveyresultfrompestleicelaw, imperial concubinebravereasonhas not thought the questionnairehave the issue, becauseperjureson the court the consequenceisveryserious. Imperial concubinebravereasonandpestleicelawhad to do for the first time is not, herveryclearopposite partywill not take risk, since the opposite partydaresopenlyto publish the data, thatexpressed that the datawas certainly real!
从碓冰律子拿出问卷调查结果的那一刻,妃英理就没想过问卷本身有问题,因为在法庭上面作伪证的后果是很严重的。妃英理与碓冰律子打交道也不是第一次了,她很清楚对方不会冒险,既然对方敢堂而皇之公布数据,那就表示数据一定是真实的!forestshiningjustread the questionnaire, right, the data of questionnairereal, withoutfabrication, even the name and age of participantshowedGrilleto come outinfollowingseveral. However the target of investigationhas the issuevery much!
林耀刚刚看了问卷,没错,问卷的数据是真的,没有造假,甚至连受访者的名字和年龄都在后面几张表格里列出来了。但是调查的对象却很有问题!„The goal of this questionnairealmost is the high-school student and university student.”
“她这份问卷的目标几乎全都是高中生和大学生。”Hearsforestshining the words, imperial concubinebraveLizaixireads the followingform, the discoverytrulyso!
听到林耀的话,妃英理仔细一看后面的表格,发现确实如此!Thereforeimperial concubinebravereasonraised the protestimmediately.
于是妃英理立即提出了抗议。„Whatwords did the prosecutionattorneyhave to say?” The judgeasked.
“控方律师有什么话要说?”法官问。Imperial concubinebravereasonreplied: „Iprotested,thisquestionnairehave the issue! The normalquestionnaire surveygoalshouldto covereachages, but the pestleices the questionnaire of attorneyactuallyalmost to aim at less than 30years old of young people! Among the young people are possibly popular the old enemyreadsis the lover, butmiddle-aged personsenior citizen? Imustconsider the pestleicelawchildmaliciouscontrolfindings!”
妃英理回答:“我抗议,这份问卷有问题!正常的问卷调查目标应该要覆盖各个年龄段,可是碓冰律师的问卷却几乎全都是针对三十岁不到的年轻人的!年轻人之间可能流行把宿敌读作恋人,但中年人老年人呢?我要告碓冰律子恶意操控调查结果!”Althoughon the mouthhad not said that but the judgeapproves of the imperial concubinebravereasonwordssecretly. Becausewhenjust the pestleiced the attorneyto propose the old enemyis equal to the lover, heis a faceignorantzero, thisobviouslyis the completelyoppositewords and expressions! Howpossiblyis the synonym?
虽然嘴上没说,但法官心里暗暗赞同妃英理的话。因为就在刚刚碓冰律师提出宿敌等于恋人的时候,他是一脸懵〇的,这明明是完全相反的词语啊!怎么可能会是同义词?Until the pestleicelawchildexplanation, heis suddenly enlighted, was the young peopletampered with the meaning of words and expressionsunexpectedly, moreoverhad reached the agreement! Toofearful, ourold mencould not keep up with the time!
直到碓冰律子解释,他才恍然大悟,竟是年轻人篡改了词语的含义,而且已经达成了共识!太可怕了,我们老头子跟不上时代了啊!
The young peopletamper with the lover the old enemytoday, tomorrowcantamper withotherwords and expressions? Lostitsoriginalmeaningtoallwords and expressionsfinally, each few wordscanexplainmore than tenmeanings, how do ourjudgesalsoplace on trial?
年轻人今天把宿敌篡改成恋人,明天会不会篡改别的词语呢?到最后一切词语都失去了它原本的含义,每一句话都能解读出十几种意思,那我们法官还怎么审判?Howeverthesewordsjudgeshave not saidat heart, after all is the judgeactuallycannot followtimethatisloses facevery much.
不过心里这些话法官没有说出来,毕竟身为法官却跟不上时代那是很丢脸的。„, Whatopinion does the defenseattorneyhave?” The judgethrew topestleicelawthisissue.
“咳咳,辩方律师有什么意见吗?”法官把这个问题抛给了碓冰律子。„Ido not agree with the viewpoint of imperial concubineattorney!”Pestleicelawexpressed the protestto the imperial concubinebravereasonprotest, target audience that „weinvestigatedwas truly in the majorityby the young people, butthisnotdeliberatelyoperated the findings, because the maincarrier of ourGuandongnewswas the network, but the maincommunity of internetwasyoung people! Thereforeourinvestigationsare objective!”
“我不同意妃律师的观点!”碓冰律子对妃英理的抗议表示抗议,“我们调查的目标群体确实以年轻人占多数,但这并非刻意操纵调查结果,而是因为我们关东新闻的主要载体是网络,而上网的主要群体就是年轻人!所以我们的调查是客观的!”As soon as the judgelistens, holds breath a cold air/Qi.
法官一听,倒吸一口冷气。Howhiss...... Ifeltshesaid is also reasonable?
嘶……我怎么感觉她说的也有道理?Theirnewsmainlyfacingyoung people, thereforenaturallymustinvestigateamong the young people! Like the report of investigationgestation periodresponse, is always not possibleto catch a manto investigate?
他们的新闻主要是面对年轻人的,所以当然要在年轻人中间做调查呀!就像调查孕期反应的报告一样,总不可能逮着一个男人做调查吧?Therefore the judgemakestwoattorneysdebatefreely,finallydebatedmost of the daycannotdebateresult, person in the auditoriumalsosplit uptwoschools, at oncesomePopwon-riunexpectedlyconfusions.
于是法官就让两位律师自由辩论,结果辩论了大半天也没能辩论出个结果,听众席上的人也分化成了两派,一时之间法院里竟有些混乱了..
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......Finally the judgeannounced the adjournment, fabricated a rumor a first trial of caseto hold courtthisto finish for the first time, asking the prosecuting and defending sidesto collect the evidenceagain, thenwaitedsecondholding court of first trial.
最终法官宣布休庭,造谣一案的初审第一次开庭到此结束,请控辩双方再搜集证据,然后留待初审的第二次开庭。
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……„Mother, are youall right?” The hearingendedlaterXiaolanto findownmother, the gardenalsofollowsinherbehind.
“妈,你没事吧?”庭审结束之后小兰找到了自己的母亲,园子也跟在她身后。Imperial concubinebravereasona lot offires, „thatold man, irritatesmenowsimply! Acceptanceinterviewwelleven, addedwhatold enemy! Iestimated how hisold enemythesetwoChinese characterswritedo not know! Installswhatliterary arts!”
妃英理现在一肚子火,“那个老头,简直气死我了!好好的接受采访就算了,还说什么宿敌!我估计他连宿敌这两个汉字怎么写都不知道呢!装什么文艺!”Kornanheheis smilinginside, the corners of the mouthtwitch. Healsothought that the gross profitunclehasattirezeroby the suspicion of being struck by lightning, when is the old maninterviewed? Unexpectedly a newsdoes not have, to come backnot to boast,it is estimated thattookmanyadvantage......
柯南在旁边呵呵笑着,嘴角抽搐。他也觉得毛利大叔有装〇遭雷劈的嫌疑,那老头到底是什么时候接受采访的?居然一点消息都没有,回来也不吹嘘,估计拿了不少好处啊……AzurewillowZhealsofoundforestshining, wassorrytoforestshining, „was sorry, cannot help.”
青柳哲也找到林耀,向林耀表示歉意,“抱歉,没能帮上忙。”„All right, is notyounotdiligently, was the enemyis too sly.”forestshiningsaid a famous saying.
“没事,不是你不努力,是敌人太狡猾了。”林耀说了一句名言。
The gardenlooked atazurewillowZhe, suddenlydiscoveredthis
园子看了看青柳哲也,突然发现这
The reporter is very unexpectedly graceful......
个记者居然挺帅的……littlesorrowdetected that the gardenis looking at the azurewillow tree, despisedto the garden, scoldedat heart: Dregsfemale!
小哀察觉到园子在看青柳,不禁对园子更加鄙夷了,心里骂道:渣女!Imperial concubinebravereasondecided that asksthatold manto do accounts, has victory in the handobviously, butted to destroybythatold manactuallyhorizontally, imperial concubinebravereasonwishes one couldto hangto hitRichard Moore. Firstholding courtdoes not have the resultnowluckily, the opportunity that holds court for the second time, ownunbeatenmythmayendotherwise.
妃英理决定去找那个老头子算账,明明胜券在握的,硬是被那个老头子横插一脚破坏了,妃英理恨不得把毛利小五郎吊起来打。幸好现在第一次开庭没有结果,还有第二次开庭的机会,要不然自己的不败神话可就结束了。„Mr.forest, Iplanned that asksyourold enemyto do accounts, do youwantto gotogether?”Imperial concubinebravereasonspeaking ofold enemytwocharacterstimeclenches teethruthlessly, forestshiningevenfelthermurderous aura.
“林先生,我打算去找你那个宿敌算账,你要不要一起去?”妃英理说到宿敌两个字的时候狠狠咬牙,林耀甚至感觉到了她的杀气。„...... Good.”forestshiningdoes not wantto seeRichard Moore, buttakes the larger situation into account, hedecides.
“呃……好吧。”林耀本来不太想去见毛利小五郎,但是以大局为重,他还是决定去一趟。.
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