„Meow!!!!!” “喵嗷！！！！！” Lin Xiaoxian goes home, hears Tuantuan / Dumpling desperate shouting. 林小贤一回家,就听到团团绝望的嘶吼。 „Oh kid LaBelle, how is this?” “哎哟小宝贝儿,怎么了这是？” Lin Xiaoxian takes off shoes, while asked loudly, then in records to build up is no one, Mu Zhangqing and Lin Xiaoshu still play outside. 林小贤一边脱鞋,一边大声地问,然后才记起家里是没人的,沐长卿和林小书还在外面玩呢。 „Meow ~ ~ ~” “喵呜~~~” Tuantuan / Dumpling hears sound catches up, plunges Lin Xiaoxian. 团团闻声赶来,扑向林小贤。 Is just like the young married woman who goes off track to plunge by the green husband. 好比出轨的少妇扑向被绿的老公。 The Lin Xiaoxian brain short-circuits, emits a marvelous analogy, is comforting faint having a fit of bad temper some Tuantuan / Dumpling. 林小贤脑子短路,冒出一句奇妙的比喻,然后安慰着隐隐有些炸毛的团团。 „Clever, clever ....” “乖啊,乖....” „Meow ....” “喵....” „Didn't fear, lovable small final word...” “不怕不怕,可爱的小煞笔...” „Meow?” “喵？” Tuantuan / Dumpling raised the head fiercely, droops the eyelid to look at him, does not explode the wool, making the Lin Xiaoxian's heart one cold. 团团猛地抬头,耷拉着眼皮看他,连毛都不炸了,让林小贤的心不禁一凛。 Will not be wrong, this goods can understand the logical expression absolutely... 啧,不会错的,这货绝对听得懂人话... „Makes me have a look, anything frightens you...” “让我看看,什么东西把你吓成...” The words have not spoken, followed squeak squeak squeak the sound to pass over gently and swiftly from younger sister's bedroom together black light. 话没说话,一道黑光伴随吱吱吱的声音从妹妹的卧室掠过。 The Lin Xiaoxian foot stops, an eyebrow wrinkle, four large characters float the heart: 林小贤脚一停,眉一皱,四个大字浮上心头: Greatly! Black! Consume!? 大！黑！耗！子？ Even the old community, so many years has not had the mouse. 就算是老小区,这么多年从来也没出过耗子啊。 Went bad, this does not know outside mouse where comes, how long also before does not know is, in which peaceful nest, if already house full of children and grandchildren, but troubled. 坏了,这不知道哪来的外地老鼠,也不知道是多久之前,在哪安的窝,万一已经子孙满堂,可就麻烦了。 „Waste! Tom to Jerry still strength of the war, had a look at you!” “废物！汤姆对上杰瑞尚有一战之力,看看你！” „Meow...” “喵...” Lin Xiaoxian first scolded Tuantuan / Dumpling one, the Tuantuan / Dumpling grievance died, but indeed very waste, started to flatter pastes the Lin Xiaoxian's face to rub with the furry small skull rubs. 林小贤先骂团团一句,团团委屈死了,但的确很废物,又开始讨好地用自己毛茸茸的小脑壳贴着林小贤的脸蹭啊蹭。 „Meow ~ ~ ~” “喵~~~” „Hey, your good show...” “噫,你好骚啊...” Lin Xiaoxian starts to consider, later needs to give the Tuantuan / Dumpling sterilization. 林小贤都开始考虑,之后到底需不需要给团团绝育了。 The non- sterilization this, has ended after certainly nurtures, turns into that type except for selling to sprout/moe, soft younger sister of having no merit to speak of? 不绝育就已经这样,绝完育后岂不是就变成那种除了卖萌,一无是处的软妹了？ However cat, even if turns into „soft younger sister”, is still better than the person. 不过猫嘛,就算变成“软妹”,也比人好。 Before Li Chi always liked looking on some sound some „soft younger sister” video. 之前李驰老爱看某音上面的一些“软妹”视频。 For example „Evil Dragon roared”, any meat loli or vegetable/dish loli. 比如“恶龙咆哮”啊,还有个啥肉萝莉还是菜萝莉的。 In brief is the same kinds. 总之都是同一类吧。 At that time in the school, Lin Xiaoxian looked at 12 the software to unload together, then made an effort to look at deskmate, washed the eye. 当时在学校,林小贤看了一两眼就连着软件一起卸载,然后使劲地看同桌,洗眼睛。 According to Lin Xiaoxian's is aesthetic, similarly acts like a spoiled brat, to lens affected with sending to beyond the feelings of innermost feelings presently, is the complete two concepts. 按照林小贤的审美,同样是撒娇,对着镜头的矫揉造作跟发至内心的情愫外现,是完全的两个概念。 A nausea, a warm heart. 一个恶心,一个暖心。 ...... ...... „Squeak squeak squeak-” “吱吱吱-” Lin Xiaoxian imitation mouse. 林小贤模仿耗子。 „Consumes the elder brother, in? Squeak?” “耗哥,在吗？吱一声？” „Meow...” “喵...” Is Lin Xiaoxian does not know the illusion, seemingly saw that a Tuantuan / Dumpling face taunt raised the beard. 林小贤不知道是不是幻觉,貌似看到团团一脸嘲讽地掀了掀胡子。 As if was saying: „Are you silly?” 仿佛在说:“你是不是傻？” „You! Gives me to look it!” “你！去给我把它找出来！” Lin Xiaoxian abandons this waste cat, then Tuantuan / Dumpling shrank in the own nest to go fast, the big tail circled from the back front, built like the strip wool blanket before the body, started to take a nap quietly. 林小贤把这只废物猫扔下地,然后团团就飞快地缩进自己的窝里去了,大大的尾巴从背后绕到前面,像条毛毯一样搭在身前,静谧地开始假寐。 The stature circle, thinks in a flash is a small arctic fox. 要不是身材圆乎乎的,一晃眼还以为是一只小白狐。 The cat fears the mouse, abandoned mostly, hits one to be able? 猫怕耗子,多半是废了,打一顿能好吗？ Lin Xiaoxian does not hit. 林小贤不打。 Is willing to discuss separately, the key it is a rag doll. 舍不舍得另说,关键它是个布偶。 Let the rag doll catch the mouse, makes the Lin Xiaoxian's novel explode on being just like same, simply fantasy story. 让布偶抓老鼠,就好比让林小贤的小说爆更一样,简直天方夜谭。 Tuantuan / Dumpling could not count on, Lin Xiaoxian starts itself to look for the mouse. 团团是指望不上了,林小贤开始自己找老鼠。 This difficulty can be imagined, the Lin Xiaoshu bedroom outer wall also has the pipe riser, fence anything, the mouse wants to climb is too simply flexible. 这个难度可想而知,林小书的卧室外墙还有立管,防护栏什么的,耗子想爬上爬下简直太灵活。 Lin Xiaoxian leafed through everywhere, how the indoor could not find in any case. 林小贤到处翻遍了,反正室内是怎么都找不到了。 „Annoyed...” “恼火...” Lin Xiaoxian digs out the skull, he pours good, if mainly this gadget the midnight crawls to the younger sister bed on, must cast a big shadow to Lin Xiaoshu. 林小贤抠脑壳,他倒还好,主要这玩意儿要是半夜爬到妹妹床上,恐怕得给林小书留下不小的阴影。 As the saying goes a dynasty was nipped by the snake, ten years fear the well rope, perhaps this shadow one year or is so hard to restore. 有道是一朝被蛇咬,十年怕井绳,这种阴影说不定一年半载都难以恢复。 „And other evenings came back, discussed again together.” “等晚上回来,再一起商量吧。” ----------------------------- ----------------------------- In the evening, 11 : 30. 晚上,11点半。 „Goes home ~” “回家啦~” „Elder Brother, we come back.” “哥,我们回来啦。” Family's lamp is shining, therefore Lin Xiaoshu kicks two small leather shoes to start to look for the Elder Brother, one was teased by Mu Zhangqing mystifyingly: 家里的灯亮着,所以林小书踢掉两只小皮鞋就开始找哥哥,被沐长卿一顿阴阳怪气地调侃: „Some girls, must attend the high school immediately, but also mounts the person not good... really shames the bashful face...” “有些姑娘啊,马上都要读高中了,还黏人的不行...真是羞羞脸...” „Sister-in-law/Little aunt!” “小姨！” „Yes, felt that cannot grow up.” Lin Xiaoxian drank tea, spoke thoughtlessly to echo. “就是,感觉长不大。”林小贤喝了一口茶水,随口附和。 Lin Xiaoshu throws him with the thing: 林小书就用东西扔他: „Elder Brother! Even you also help her!” “哥！连你也帮她！” „I assist in handling do not help the person.” “我帮理不帮人。” Lin Xiaoxian double refers to gripping the thing that the younger sister throws, the ass eye looks, is one cock-a-doodle-doo the toffee. 林小贤双指夹住妹妹扔过来的东西,腚眼一看,是一颗喔喔奶糖。 „Sugar where comes?” “哪来的糖啊？” „At wedding brings.” “婚礼上带回来的。” „Wedding? Whose?” “婚礼？谁的？” „Does not know, happen to meets outside the hotel, the sister-in-law/little aunt leads me to rub ~” “不知道,正好在酒店外面遇到,小姨带我去蹭的~” „You..., consider as finished...” “你们啊...唉,算了...” Lin Xiaoxian did not have the desire of education. 林小贤连教育的欲望都没了。 What do the odd sister-in-law/little aunt are experience? 有一个离谱的小姨就是什么体验？ The Lin Xiaoxian's answer does not have the difference from the bear child. 林小贤的答案是跟熊孩子没两样。 Another side, Mu Zhangqing took off the windproof coat, twists off the radiator, but also without starting to roast, very hot as, starts to take off/escape knitted jacket probably, is the scratch coat long sleeve thin T-shirt, is a small vest of belt/bring lace, then yes... 另一边,沐长卿脱了风衣,拧开电暖炉,还没开始烤呢,就好像很热似的,开始脱针织衫,然后是打底长袖薄T恤,然后是一件带蕾丝的小背心,然后是... „Stop!” “stop！” A Lin Xiaoxian ejection stands, picks up the T-shirt on sofa toward the head of Mu Zhangqing on to wrap/sets of. 林小贤一个弹射立起来,捡起沙发上的T恤就往沐长卿的脑袋上套。 „Pain! My ear! Hair! Xiaoxian! Good nephew! You lightly, good pain!” “诶痛！我的耳朵！头发！小贤！好外甥！你轻点儿,好痛啊！” The Lin Xiaoxian cold blood, put on to the sister-in-law/little aunt knitted jacket very much forcefully: 林小贤很冷血,硬生生地把针织衫给小姨穿了回去: „Mu Zhangqing, today starts, not only on dining table, so long as I at home, cannot take off the clothes!” “沐长卿,今天开始,不仅饭桌上,只要我在家的时候,就不许脱衣服！” Sister-in-law/Little aunt aerobic, the body leans forward, the both arms hit straightly, is pinching the fist, exhibiting to cry chirp the stance: 小姨好气啊,身体前倾,双臂打得笔直,捏着拳,摆出要哭唧唧的架势: „Xiaoxian your really pervert!” “小贤你真变态！” „? You had what standpoint to say my pervert!” “？你有什么立场说我变态！” „I am hot! Strolling was so long! Rain! Wet, takes off clothes not to!” “我热嘛！逛了那么久！还有雨！湿乎乎了都,脱个衣服都不许！” The sister-in-law/little aunt substitutes the status of victim wholeheartedly, soon tears that oneself said: 小姨一心代入受害者的身份,把自己都说的快要泪目了: „Xiaoxian, you before were not such...” “小贤,你以前不是这样的...” „To, now me.” “对唔住,现在我是了。” Lin Xiaoxian does not know that is the tropical life of Hawaii, making her foster often liked taking off/escaping the rare and beautiful flowers custom of clothes. 林小贤不知道是不是夏威夷的热带生活,让她养成了动不动爱脱衣服的奇葩习惯。 Looks that a sister-in-law/little aunt face is piteous, Lin Xiaoxian softens the tone slightly: 看着小姨一脸可怜兮兮的,林小贤稍微放软语气: „Moreover I had not said that is not accurate, so long as... does not come out your reveal, on line.” “而且我也没说一件都不准,只要不把...把你那个露出来,就行。” „Oh... that...” “哦...那个啊...” Mu Zhangqing is at a loss for words for a while, was not so rampant, the nest on the sofa, the slender both legs moves, the black pantyhose is wrapping the tip of the toe shows the little yellowish pink, spread the toe of red nail not to turn turning law-abidingly. 沐长卿一时语塞,就不那么嚣张了,窝在沙发上,修长的双腿动了动,黑色裤袜包裹着的脚尖透出一点点肉色,涂着红色指甲的脚趾头不安分地扭了扭。 She rolls up the body slightly, even throws over with the windproof coat in own body, shuts out shyly with one type resembles the hidden bitterness the vision to look at Lin Xiaoxian: 她把身体稍微蜷缩,甚至用风衣披在自己身上,用一种似嫌弃似羞涩又似幽怨的眼光看着林小贤: „Xiaoxian, your lascivious Oh...” “小贤,你好色哦...” „I special...” “我特么...” The Lin Xiaoxian face was also black, in the heart has 10,000 alpacas to run, immediately announced: 林小贤脸又黑了,心中有一万匹羊驼跑过,当即宣布: „Xiaoshu, you rest with me in the evening.” “小书,你晚上跟我睡。” „. Good good, sister-in-law/little aunt she...” “呃..好呀好呀,小姨她...” „Makes her rest your room!” “让她一个人睡你那屋！” Good that " to turn into a dragon Adventures » in father said: 《成龙历险记》里老爹说的好: 【Must cope with magic with magic】 【要用魔法对付魔法】 Lin Xiaoxian thought through, he must with the pet copes not obedient „pet”. 林小贤想通了,他也要用宠物对付不听话的“宠物”。 As for the mouse is the pet, Lin Xiaoxian thought that this issue makes Mu Zhangqing feel. 至于耗子算不算宠物,林小贤觉得这个问题就让沐长卿自己去感受吧。