Extremely happy pharmacy. 极乐大药房。 Un... thought-provoking name. 嗯...耐人寻味的名字。 New Year's Day after shopping, just got down Zhou Feng of public transportation not to go home directly, but opened the cell phone map to search the recent pharmacy. 元旦购物后,刚下了公交的周峰没有径直回家,而是打开手机地图搜索了最近的药店。 „Is far?” The father asked. “远不远？”父亲问道。 „It is not far, I buy, you first go back to have a look at the elder sister.” “不远,我去买,你先回去看看姐吧。” Precocious youngster is very sensible, gives the father two cups of goldfish, oneself walk toward the extremely happy pharmacy. 早熟的少年挺懂事,把两杯金鱼交给父亲,自己朝着极乐大药房走去。 „Hello, what buys?” “你好,买点啥？” Zhou Feng was not clear, when starts, formula these wear the white coat also and facilitated the sales clerk to be equally warm. 周峰一直不明白,什么时候开始,药方这些穿白大褂的也跟便利店员一样热情了。 He was not clear, these people are the shop employees, is the doctor, is the pharmacist. 他也一直不明白,这些人到底是营业员,是医生,还是药师。 In brief Zhou Feng remembers vaguely, if in the past like asked jubilantly others buy any medicine, that is must by supercilious look. 总之周峰依稀记得,过去要是像这样兴高采烈地问别人买啥药,那是要遭白眼儿的。 This probably is also a mores of society are declining daily detail. 这大概也是世风日下的一个细节吧。 Gets sick also well, medicine. 病也好,药也罢。 So long as can buy, writes one in a big way „money” character. 只要能买的,就写着一个大大的“钱”字。 Makes the quick money in all the people the time, as if few understood personally: The material wealthy growth is very easy, loss of energetic position actually is almost irreversible. 在全民挣快钱的时代,似乎没几个人懂得:物质富裕增长很容易,精神阵地的丢失却几乎是不可逆的啊。 „Little schoolmate? Does the little schoolmate, what buy?” “小同学？小同学,买啥啊？” Good, thought incautiously far, Zhou Feng has gotten back one's composure, rubbed rubbing hands: 好吧,一不小心想远了,周峰回过神,搓了搓手: „Buys the cold remedy.” “买点儿感冒药。” „Cold, several days?” “感冒啊,几天了？” „It is sudden, today at noon, afternoon appearance.” “就挺突然的,今天中午,下午的样子。” „Good, with this type.” “好,拿这种吧。” Wears eyeglasses to put on the fat woman of long unlined gown, proficiently takes down one box of any capsule. 戴眼镜儿穿大褂的胖女人,熟练地取下一盒什么什么胶囊。 Zhou Feng narrows the eye to look, has not listened to sign. 周峰眯着眼睛看,是从来没听过的牌子。 „This capsule, coordinates this syrup again, the effect is better.” “这个胶囊,再配合这个糖浆,效果更好。” Has not waited for Zhou Feng to look the kit following explanation, the fat woman takes a brown bottle. 还不等周峰把药盒后面的说明看完,胖女人又取出来一个棕色瓶子。 Zhou Feng narrows the eye to look, has not listened to sign. 周峰眯着眼睛看,还是从来没听过的牌子。 „Our family/home, does not use syrup anything generally...” “我们家,一般不用糖浆啥的...” „All right, with, this really good, relieving a cough phlegm reduction.” “没事儿,用吧,这个真的好,止咳化痰。” „Uh... my elder sister she does not cough.” “呃...我姐她不咳。” „Doesn't cough?” “不咳啊？” The fat woman mental perception sweeps, transferred several revolutions around the shelf, walks labyrinth, transferring in the hand were also many a box. 胖女人慧眼一扫,绕着货架转了几转,走迷宫似的,转出来的时候手里又多了一个盒子。 „This !! Piece.” “这个,！！片。” „What, what piece?” “啥啥,啥片儿？” Zhou Feng perhaps understanding what is heard dilantin, but received looked, the sign of pill does not know. 周峰或许听不明白药名,但是接过一看,药片的牌子始终还是不认识的。 The fat woman seems like, directs toward the kit: 胖女人好像懂的很,朝着药盒指指点点: „First with this bringing down a fever, then eats the capsule, good quick.” “先用这个退烧,然后再吃胶囊,好的很快。” This time does not wait for Zhou Feng to speak, the fat woman continues to put out two boxes of xx pieces fast and xx capsules: 这次不等周峰说话,胖女人又飞快地继续拿出两盒xx片儿和xx胶囊: „The flu words, change into this, the words of virulent cold, change into this.” “流感的话,换成这个,病毒性感冒的话,换成这个。” Un, thought is actually thorough. 嗯,想的倒是蛮周到。 „But my elder sister does not have a fever, is the throat pain, then the body feels weak, does not want to eat meal.” “可是我姐不发烧,就是咽喉痛,然后身体乏力,不想吃饭。” „That nasal mucus...” “那鼻涕...” „Does not flow the nasal mucus.” “也不流鼻涕。” „This... does not cough, does not have a fever, does not flow the nasal mucus...” “这样啊...不咳,也不发烧,也不流鼻涕...” The fat woman is slanting the eye, puts in the similarly thick nostril to dig out with the thick finger: 胖女人斜着眼睛,用粗大的手指伸进同样粗大的鼻孔抠: „I said the little schoolmate, is your older sister this lovesickness?” “我说小同学,你姐这是相思病吧？” „( *)” “(*)” The tone that a Zhou Feng uncomfortable expression, lets attempt shows „humorously” the fat woman to restrain to tease, sincere say/way: 周峰一阵不爽的表情,让试图展现“幽默”的胖女人收敛调侃的语气,正色道: „That is all right, only eats this capsule, two boxes get down well definitely.” “那没事,就只吃这个胶囊吧,两盒下去肯定好。” „How much money?” “多少钱？” „One box 69.” “一盒69。” „???” “？？？” Zhou Feng was really disinclined grumble with her, put the medicine: 周峰实在懒得跟她磨叽了,把药一放: „Giving me comes one box of 999 colds spirit!” “给我来一盒999感冒灵！” „...” The fat woman looks the embarrassment. “啊...”胖女人面露难色。 „No? Without me goes to other places.” “没有？没有我去其他地方。” „It is not, has, but did not suggest, without this curative effect is quick.” “不是,有,只是不建议,没这个疗效快。” „Hehe.” “呵呵。” Zhou Feng „hehe” in a little his elder sister the taste, the intimate person is listening very cool, not the intimate person listens coldly. 周峰的“呵呵”有一点他姐姐内味儿,亲近的人听着酷酷的,不亲近的人听着就是冷冷的。 „Cold mainly looks at the immunity of person! The cold remedy curative effect of national was the same, said that crazy point was no egg uses!” “感冒主要看人的免疫力！全国的感冒药疗效都一样,说狂点儿就是都没什么卵用！” Looks at the young small schoolmate sudden stern voice and appearance, the fat woman was blown. 看着年纪不大的小同学突然声色俱厉,胖女人被镇住了。 „Foreigner cold, always only takes the pain-killer, originally various domestic so-called cold remedies all are the flickering people! Most, only then a small part has the function of alleviation, the relative its selling price, is completely the thing of pit money.” “洋人感冒,从来只吃止疼药,本来国内各种所谓感冒药全是忽悠人的！最多只有一小部分有缓解的作用,相对其售价来说,完全是坑钱的东西。” „This is the former big shot of our Food and Drug Administration clarifies on the television several years ago. Naturally, now the video seemingly was sealed, many I did not discuss, understood understands, said that 404, you hurry to give me to take the box 39 colds spirit, we drink is a psychology comforts, is short pulls anything to cure the non- curative effect with me...” “这是咱们药监局的前任大佬早在几年前就在电视上讲明的。当然,现在视频貌似被封了,多的我也不谈,懂的都懂,说多了就404,你赶紧给我拿盒三九感冒灵,咱喝的就是个心理安慰,少跟我扯什么疗不疗效的...” This is not the Zhou Feng original, but is the elder sister tells him. 这一段并不是周峰的原创,而是姐姐告诉他的。 But Elder sister, „he” there learns from her. 而姐姐呢,又是从她的那个“他”那里得知的。 As for the authenticity, Zhou Feng is not clear. 至于真实性,周峰并不清楚。 Regarding his story, only thought in any case elder sister's mysterious object can know this type of 404 thing, was very fierce. 对于他的阅历来说,反正只觉得姐姐的神秘对象能知道这种404的东西,就很厉害了。 If nothing else, these words get down, at least wants to sell other brand-name drugs the fat woman who fooling this wholeheartedly is startled. 别的不说,这番话下来,至少把这个一心想要推销其他品牌药的胖女人给唬的一怔一怔的。 „Is gawking doing, hurries, Alipay.” “愣着干嘛,赶紧的,支付宝。” „Good...” “哦好...” The fat woman brings one box of 39 colds spirit, returned to the register. 胖女人拿来一盒三九感冒灵,回到了收银台。 From her speechless, Zhou Feng can judge, she at least is not a pharmacist, will otherwise refute somewhat his. 从她的失语,周峰可以判断出,她至少不是药师,不然多多少少都会反驳他的。 The Zhou Feng cell phone not Taihang, opened an Alipay to open for 10,000 years, finally swept the code, raised the medicine to go home. 周峰的手机不太行,开个支付宝开了一万年,终于扫了码,提着药回家了。 „Father, the powder bought.” “爸,冲剂买回来了。” „Un, on the water beetle, one cup to two bags, carried the past to your older sister.” “嗯,水马上开了,一杯冲两袋,给你姐端过去。” Zhou Feng makes neatly and quickly, then the room looks, the doubts scratch the head: 周峰三下五除二弄完,然后满屋子找了找,疑惑地挠头: „Father, goldfish?” “爸,金鱼呢？” „Yeah, did not have.” “哎,没了。” „Un? What do you mean?” “嗯？什么意思？” „Your older sister just got up to drink water, why also does not know, sees that two cups of goldfish, stupidly looked at the long time, then gave but actually in the restroom.” “你姐刚刚起来喝水,也不知道为啥,看到那两杯金鱼,傻看了半晌,然后就给倒厕所里去了。” ??? ？？？ What confuses the operation. 什么迷惑操作。 Zhou Feng curls the lip, was not clear that what matter elder sister this does, possibly was the cold is blurry. 周峰撇嘴,也不清楚姐姐这是搞哪门子事,可能是感冒迷糊了吧。 -------------------------- -------------------------- In the living room, Father Zhou sits on the sofa, is reorganizing the today purchase the thing. 客厅里,周爸爸坐在沙发上,正在整理今天采购的东西。 One set of children's new clothes new shoes. 一套儿女的新衣服新鞋。 A cup. 一个杯子。 Some basic kitchen necessities. 一些油盐酱醋。 Big-ticket item, gives daughter's new cell phone. 还有一个大件儿,是送给女儿的新手机。 Looks at these things, the father nods, the previous quarter bonus sent finally, is not easy. 看着这些东西,父亲点点头,上季度的奖金终于发了,不容易啊。 „Father! Father! Biological father! My!” “爸！爹！亲爹！我的呢！” „You have! When your result had your older sister is so good to say again!” “你有个屁！等你成绩有你姐那么好再说！” Zhou Feng does not begin conversation embarrasedly. 周峰就讪讪地不开腔了。 He really could not compare, although elder sister continuously very diligently, but after also rose the high school, suddenly became the good achievements. 他真比不了,姐姐虽然一直很努力,但也是升上高中之后才突然成为好成绩的。 The cause has third year highest quality people to live to rise to her same class probably, then stimulated her competitive spirit. 起因好像是有一个初三的尖子生升到她同班,然后刺激了她的竞争意识。 But Zhou Feng now, does not have elder sister such external environment. 而周峰现在,并不具有姐姐那样的外部环境。 As for the interior, compared with Study, he actually wants to become a writer at present. 至于内部,目前比起学习,他其实更想成为一个作家。 Is the network writer, can write «Emperor Tyrant» that. 是网络作家,能写出《霸帝》的那种。 „Tomorrow I go to work, outside you go to eat at noon, has one to your older sister.” “明天我上班,你中午去外面吃,给你姐也带一份。” „Ok, Renmin Road was just newly-opened the family/home to brave the vegetable/dish.” “行吧,人民路刚好新开了家冒菜。” The father reminded: 父亲提醒道: „Your older sister is a patient, do not eat to brave the vegetable/dish, belt/bring other, light.” “你姐是病人,就别吃冒菜了,带点儿别的,清淡的。” „, I must run two shops.” Zhou Feng a little does not prefer. “啊,那我还要跑两家店。”周峰有点不情愿。 „Walks two, the exercise! Visits you with monkey.” “多走两步,锻炼！看你跟个猴似的。” „Aiya good all various professions.” “哎呀行行行。” These words Zhou Feng did not like listening, obviously oneself were the standard stature, the father said that he was thin. 这些话周峰可不爱听了,明明自己是标准身材,父亲非说他瘦。 This aesthetic, generation gap... 这审美,代沟啊...