ITDWTLTS :: Volume #2

#160: mother Su Yuan instruction


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Is the breath can have the season of white fog, but Gu Xiaoyan even cannot feel coldly in the outdoors. 已经是呼吸会有白雾的季节,可顾小颜即使在户外也感觉不到寒冷。 This puts on many with the clothes irrelevant, but like the present with liking the person pastes by, was saying greasy words, her body will feel nice and warm naturally. 这跟衣服穿得多少无关,只是像现在这样和喜欢的人贴贴靠靠,说着腻腻的话儿,她的身子自然而然就会感到暖呼呼的。 Other flexure palm, itchy very...” “别挠手心,痒的很...” My this is not studying its flavor.” “我这不是在研究它的味道嘛。” Really the research of pervert, Lin Xiaoxian boasts shamelessly. 真是变态的研究,林小贤大言不惭。 „Did you study?” “那你研究出来了吗?” Studied, how was the baby frost? You were not the little darling, Three Years Old Gu must turn attend to two years old.” “研究出来了,怎么又是宝宝霜?你又不是小宝宝,顾三岁要变成顾两岁了。” Gu Xiaoyan pulls out to pinch the Lin Xiaoxian's nose the hand: 顾小颜把手抽出来捏林小贤的鼻子: Does not like not hearing that my mother applied the fragrance to me since childhood, this called the inheritance.” “不喜欢就别闻了,我妈从小就给我搽香香,这叫传承。” In the Lin Xiaoxian family/home does not have this inheritance, before the parents passed away, had not applied this type of thing to their brother and sister. 林小贤家里就没有这种传承,父母去世前一直没给他们兄妹俩搽过这种东西。 But waits for the sister-in-law/little aunt to take over the belt/bring kid the time, that goods wipe toward their faces on with the shampoo simply directly, pitiful Lin Xiaoxian and Lin Xiaoshu just went to the school to have the rash on the whole face, frightens the teacher at the scene to dial 120. 而等小姨接手带娃的时候,那货干脆直接拿洗发露往他们脸上抹,可怜的林小贤林小书刚到学校就满脸起疹子,吓得老师当场拨打120。 Wipes simply, moisturizes against split.” “简简单单抹一点,保湿防干裂。” Gu Xiaoyan puts out flat flat a bottle from the pocket, last century restoring the old modeling, writes Chunjuan baby frost, twists off the pink cover, opened light modelling to soak the paper, the fingertip dipped point cream in vain, wipes to wipe evenly on the Lin Xiaoxian back of the hand. 顾小颜从兜里拿出一个扁扁的瓶子,上世纪的复古造型,写着“春娟牌宝宝霜”,拧开粉色的盖子,揭开薄薄的塑泡纸,指尖蘸了一点白白的乳膏,在林小贤手背上抹开均匀地抹开。 Gives you also to apply, the skin and I will be equally good ~ “给你也搽一搽,皮肤就会跟我一样好啦~” I am not Chen Ming, coarse a little indifferent, moreover I use Dabao at home, doesn't Dabao know? Daily sees!” “我又不是陈明,糙一点儿无所谓,而且我在家里都用大宝,大宝知道不?天天见!” Gu Xiaoyan whips on his back of the hand: 顾小颜啪地一声拍打在他的手背上: Lin Xiaoxian, do not forget, our father called Gu Dabao!” 林小贤,你别忘了,咱爸就叫顾大宝!” Right, loses the respect to lose the respect, Hahaha...” “哦对对对,失敬失敬,哈哈哈...” Scratches the baby frost, Gu Xiaoyan compares with Lin Xiaoxian's and own, happily expressed the own skin even better. 擦完宝宝霜,顾小颜林小贤的手和自己的比了比,得意地表示还是自己的皮肤更胜一筹。 Xiaoxian do you feel?” 小贤你觉得呢?” I feel your snow-white skin, taking a broad view at all personnel is also extremely rare.” “我觉得你冰肌玉骨,放眼全班也是凤毛麟角。” Refers to extremely rare scarcely, is not unique. 凤毛麟角指的是稀少,并不是独一无二。 Lin Xiaoxian felt unexpectedly the skin of own girlfriend was not unique good, Gu Xiaoyan rubbed the nose, interrogated spookily: 林小贤居然觉得自己女朋友的皮肤不是独一无二的好,顾小颜揉了揉鼻子,幽幽地质问: Said, who the phoenix wool is? Who is the unicorn horn?” “说,凤毛是谁?麟角又是谁?” Naturally was Zhou Jia and Su Yuan.” “当然是周佳苏元了。” „???” “???” That look, I have not said...” “别那种眼神,我还没说完呢...” Lin Xiaoxian clears throat easely: 林小贤悠然地清了清嗓子: They are even extremely rare, that still falls from your body, is not a magnitude! Your skin, was just like peeled the litchi chinensis of shell, three characters: Thin! Slippery! In vain!” “她们就算是凤毛麟角,那也是从你身上掉下来的,不是一个量级!你的皮肤吧,就好比剥了壳的荔枝,三个字:细!滑!白!” Zhou Jia compares with you, that by the pineapple of frost.” 周佳跟你比,那就是遭了霜的菠萝。” Su Yuan compares with you, that took off/escaped the cactus of water.” 苏元跟你比,那就是脱了水的仙人球。” Gu Xiaoyan hear of his careless words, cannot bear smile to make noise, the body leaned the side, a vision slightly stop, left behind taking care to Lin Xiaoxian two characters, after signaling with the eyes, ran to make the remaining tests delighted. 顾小颜听他口不择言,忍不住笑出声,身子侧了侧,目光略一停顿,给林小贤留下“保重”二字,使了个眼神之后,就乐滋滋地跑去做剩下的测试了。 The look that Gu Xiaoyan causes does not give Lin Xiaoxian's, some Lin Xiaoxian doubts turns around, instantaneous trembles, mouth was almost choked by the cold wind. 顾小颜使的眼神并不是给林小贤的,林小贤有些疑惑地转身,瞬间一个哆嗦,嘴巴一张差点被冷风呛到。 Uh... that anything... you...” 呃...那啥...你们...” Facing standing in does not know how long behind listened pineapple and cactus, Lin Xiaoxian grasps the buttocks, grasps scratches the head, quite a while suppressed one: 面对站在身后不知道听了多久的“菠萝”和“仙人球”,林小贤抓抓屁股,又抓抓头,半天憋出了一句: When may I ask two... to come?” “敢问两位...是什么时候来的?” Pineapple is cold the face: “菠萝”冷着脸: Without coming how long.” “没来多久。” Is...... haha...” “是...是吗...哈哈...” Cactus is also cold the face: “仙人球”也冷着脸: Also starts from extremely rare there.” “也就是从凤毛麟角那里开始。” „......” “......” Lin Xiaoxian's embarrassed smiles stiffly on the face, is really comes not Tathagata early skillfully. 林小贤的尬笑僵在脸上,真是来得早不如来得巧。 Raised the head to throw out the chest, after standing at attention austere, he handed in the application sincerely: 抬头挺胸,立正肃目之后,他非常诚恳地提出了申请: May I ask two... I also to have the opportunity of explanation?” “敢问两位...我还有解释的机会吗?” Incense stick|Fragrant wind strokes lightly, the back that two turn around decisively is to leave the Lin Xiaoxian's answer. 一阵香风轻拂,两道果断转身的背影就是留给林小贤的答案。 Also who has not completed! That side! Lin Xiaoxian! Your vital capacity blew!” “还有谁没做完的!那边的!林小贤!你肺活量吹了吗!” No!” “没有!” That has not rolled! Waits for me to invite? Believes to your Kameji two feet!” “那还不滚过来!等我来请啊?信不信给你龟儿两脚!” Immediately immediately...” “马上马上...” -------------------------- -------------------------- The winter physical education has an awkward place. 冬天的体育课有一个尴尬的地方。 The movement ends the later sweat is not easy to evaporate, the person who particularly likes perspiring, after returning to the classroom, after the whole body is cooling mounts the wet fluid to sympathize the fall clothing autumn trousers, uncomfortable did not say, but also is easy to ferment. 运动完之后的汗水不易蒸发,尤其是爱出汗的人,回到教室后,浑身都是冷却后的黏湿液体贴着秋衣秋裤,难受不说,还容易发酵。 In the Li Chi words, like bubble in latrine pit. 李驰的话说,就像泡在茅坑里一样。 Getting what one deserves, we were make the body to measure even, your non- also played the table tennis ball with Chen Ming...” “活该,我们都是做做体测就算了,你非还跟陈明去打乒乓球...” Who makes him slander the labor 250 jin (0.5 kg)? Does not steam the steamed bun to make every effort to succeed, what the master must make him experience is the flexible fatty!” “谁让他污蔑劳资250斤的?不蒸馒头争口气,爷就得让他见识一下什么叫灵活的胖子!” Li Chi entered the classroom 1-2 minutes the air/Qi not to have the breathing happy medium, the whole body sweat, is pulling the collar single-handedly, toward in air fan, tried to accelerate the sweat evaporation. 李驰进教室1-2了气还没喘匀乎,满身大汗,一手扯着衣领,一手往里扇风,试图加速汗液蒸发。 You took off the coat directly were not good...” “你直接把外套脱了不行啊...” Cannot escape!” Li Chi stealthily said that yarn vest that in me wears, was ugly, my mother made me put on...” “脱不得!”李驰悄咪咪地说,“我里面穿的毛线背心,丑死了,我妈非让我穿...” Was saying that Ma Weiwei just from the aisle process, lifted the hand to knock his: 正说呢,马薇薇刚好从走道经过,抬手就敲了他一记: Li Chi, seals to this palace your body smelly sweat! Leaves the full classroom to send out, was disgusting...” 李驰,把你身上臭汗给本宫封起来!别满教室散发,恶心死了...” „???” “???” This saying said that absurd! 这话说的,岂有此理! The Li Chi thick eyebrows are but actually vertical, of head on toward the Ma Weiwei face, uses the hand to wipe crazily on the hair, full head sweat, immediately on crash-bang with rain toward the Ma Weiwei sputtering. 李驰浓眉倒竖,把头往马薇薇脸上一顶,就用手疯狂地在头发上抹起来,满头的汗水,顿时就哗啦啦跟下雨似地朝马薇薇溅射。 Ma Weiwei goes wild at the scene, two people old hatred/enemy Gangxiao added hates, to eat the melon people to see a play newly. 马薇薇当场抓狂,两人旧仇刚消又添新恨,吃瓜群众纷纷看戏。 Lin Xiaoxian also looks. 林小贤也看。 But does not look very with single-hearted devotion. 但并不是看得很专心。 Because deskmate is very unusual, has not extended the small head to join in the fun like before, but is unemotionally, calmly is presenting the topic. 因为身边的同桌很反常,没有像以前那样伸着小脑袋凑热闹,而是面无表情,静静地在做题。 Hey?” “喂?” „()” “()” Lin Xiaoxian probes one, without response. 林小贤试探一声,没有回应。 He is mute the voice, drags the exaggerating major tone: 他哑着嗓门,拖起夸张的长音: Su- Yuan-” “苏-元-” „()” “()” Su Yuan passes the face, did not speak. 苏元把脸偏过去,还是不说话。 Is small- Yuan- Yuan-” “小-元-元-” „()” “()” Su Yuan's face leaning was farther. 苏元的脸偏的更远了。 Lin Xiaoxian sighed, has to use, grabbed the shoulder to turn her face: 林小贤一叹,只好用强了,抓着肩膀把她的脸扭过来: You looked how you... did not speak...” “你看你...怎么不说话啊...” „Can your family cactus speak?” “你们家仙人球能说话嘛?” Can!” “能!” The Lin Xiaoxian being without turning a hair heart does not jump, Su Yuan has been used to him is not concerned about face: 林小贤面不改色心不跳,苏元已经习惯了他的不要脸: Sorry, but I took off/escaped the water, I cannot.” “对不起,可我是脱了水的,我不能。” „......” “......” deskmate must transfer the face, Lin Xiaoxian does not let, but also threatens her: 同桌又要把脸转过去了,林小贤不让,还威胁她: You are angry again, I may probably coax you well.” “你再生气,我可就要好好哄你了。” Snort...” “哼...” Su Yuan is aloof, what does this have? Shouldn't he? 苏元无动于衷,这有什么?他难道不该吗? Good, I began.” “好吧,那我动手了。” Su Yuan looks askance, shocks discovered that the Lin Xiaoxian whole person pressed toward her, during was startled, grasped to keep off the scribbling pad before the body: 苏元侧目,震撼地发现林小贤整个人都朝她压过来了,惊慌之中,把草稿本抓过来挡在身前: Your you... you make anything...” “你你...你做什么...” Coaxes you.” “哄你啊。” Lin Xiaoxian suspends acting, two lifting arms also hang in the midair. 林小贤暂停动作,两只抬起的手臂还悬在半空。 „Don't you know? Coaxes the girls to hug coaxes in the bosom, this is the general knowledge.” “你不知道吗?哄女孩子都是要抱在怀里哄的,这是常识。” General knowledge that Su Yuan has not felt ashamed like this! 苏元才没有这样羞人的常识呢! Her eyes are shutting tightly, the ear is hot: 她双眼紧闭着,耳根子热热的: You get out of the way! Here... is the school... is the Study place!” “你走开!这里...是学校...是学习的地方!” You forgive me.” “那你原谅我。” The deskmate humiliation nod, then shakes the head firm and resolute: 同桌屈辱地点头,然后又坚毅地摇头: Most... first forgives your half...” “最多...先原谅你一半...” Deal.” “成交。” Lin Xiaoxian puts down the hand, Su Yuan continues to keep off the own face with the scribbling pad, the sound that only then two people can hear, weak passes from behind: 林小贤放下手,苏元继续用草稿本挡着自己的脸,只有两个人能听到的声音,弱弱从后面传过来: Other half... and other New Year's Day we go out to play... you coax me... I to forgive you again...” “另一半...等元旦我们出去玩的时候...你再哄我...我就原谅你...” „Does Uh... hug in of bosom?” 呃...抱在怀里的那种?” One second. 一秒。 Two seconds. 两秒。 Three seconds of silence, half small face comes out from the scribbling pad following little reveal finally: 三秒的沉默,半张小脸终于从草稿本后面一点点露出来: Cannot ask that I... with the way that you like good...” “不许问我...用你喜欢的方式就好...” Collects the eyelid lightly, under the eyelash of hanging down, the clear and bright eye pupil has one to beat flurriedly, as if just bared from the flower bud, is moistening the flower petal of fog moistly, both moving and lovable. 轻敛眼皮,低垂的睫毛下,水盈盈的眼眸子有一丝慌乱地跳动着,仿佛刚从花蕾中剥开,湿湿润润沾着雾水的花瓣,既动人又可爱。 Although made next time, but coaxing formally, Lin Xiaoxian thought that must first have one: 虽然约好了下次,但形式上的哄,林小贤觉得还是要先有一个的: „Does Su Yuan, about your skin, want to listen to the truth?” 苏元,关于你的皮肤,想听真话吗?” You said...” “你说...” Actually I felt, your skin like peeling the litchi chinensis of shell, Zhou Jia compared with you, that by the pineapple of frost. Gu Xiaoyan compares with you, that took off/escaped the cactus of water...” “其实我觉得,你的皮肤的就像剥了壳的荔枝,周佳跟你比,那就是遭了霜的菠萝。顾小颜跟你比,那就是脱了水的仙人球...” Su Yuan is listening speechless, remembered mother's instruction again: 苏元无语地听着,再次想起了妈妈的教诲: The men, are the big swindlers! 男人,都是大骗子!
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