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Laughs foolishly anything, pervert.” “傻笑什么,变态。” Hehe...” “嘿嘿...” Also smiles.” “还笑。” Your hairlace was crooked.” “你发带歪了。” Lin Xiaoxian helped her head butterfly knot, asked: 林小贤帮她正了正头上的蝴蝶结,开口问: „Did book look?” “书看完了吗?” What book...” “什么书...” Is I delivers your, «Sends Dear Your» “就是我送你的那本,《致亲爱的你》” Lin Xiaoxian your opens the mouth comes, where has that type of book!” 林小贤你张口就来,哪有那种书!” Zhou Jia has a scare, looked at that side a sports warehouse subconsciously, then blushes cautiously, the light pink color dyed the earlobe from the nape of the neck fast. 周佳吓了一跳,下意识地看了一眼体育仓库那边,然后才小心翼翼地脸红起来,淡淡的粉色飞快地从脖颈染到了耳垂。 This bastard, idle being all right, therefore bullies her! 这个混蛋,闲的没事所以就来欺负她么! How no, the full name is «Sends My Dear Friend», aren't you friend of mine?” “怎么没有,全名是《致我亲爱的朋友》,你不就是我的朋友吗?” Lin Xiaoxian is to make fun of the expert of person, Zhou Jia enhances strong points and avoids weaknesses, does not pull this with him, turned head to say lightly: 林小贤是捉弄人的高手,周佳扬长避短,不跟他多扯这个,一扭头淡淡地说: That book I have not looked, looked at two pages.” “那本书我没看完,就看了两页。” Lin Xiaoxian does not believe: 林小贤一点儿也不相信: You do not have that patience, for example the Christmas Eve delivers your apple, you were also that night wait for my front leg to walk, did the back leg return to the classroom to take immediately smooth?” “你才没有那个耐心,比如平安夜送你的苹果,你也是当天晚上等我前脚一走,后脚就马上溜回教室拿了吧?” „... Hah... “...呵... Zhou Jia made excuses, with insignificant sneered to conceal surprised in heart. 周佳支支吾吾地,用无意义的冷笑掩饰着心中的惊讶。 How this matter he knows? 这事儿他怎么知道的啊? Lin Xiaoxian happily exposes the inference process: 林小贤得意地揭露推理过程: Monday early morning, I go to your seat to look, you have not come, the apple has disappeared, that definitely is you Friday night takes.” “星期一的一大早,我就去你座位看过,你还没来,苹果就已经不见了,那肯定就是你周五晚上拿的呗。” pervert is pervert, turns others' school desk secretly...” 变态就是变态,偷翻别人的课桌...” Zhou Jia is drawing the pulling out rope in down clothing hood one after another, obviously he is pervert, oneself were afraid. 周佳把羽绒服兜帽里的抽绳左一下右一下地拉着,明明他是变态,自己却心虚极了。 That nature, the matter of book was needless to say. 那自然,书的事情也不用多说了。 Study Committee Member not only looked that in that night put in order this book, but also reviewed two. 学习委员不仅在当天晚上看完了整本书,而且还复习了两遍。 Zhou Jia knows from this book, originally he himself told these confidences time, has so many... so many are not concerned about face the idea at heart. 周佳从这本书里才知道,原来他跟自己说那些私房话的时候,心里有那么多...那么多“不要脸”的想法。 Especially in the description to two favor feelings, how to see must exceed friendship category. 尤其是其中一些对两人情感上的描述,怎么看都要超越“友谊”的范畴了似的。 If excerpts alone, can work as the love letter to use simply. 要是单独摘抄下来,简直可以当情书用了。 Did not tell you, pervert...” “不跟你说了,变态...” Thinks of these contents, the Zhou Jia heart is flurried, then no longer pays attention to Lin Xiaoxian, turned around to make the stair test. 想到那些内容,周佳心慌慌,便不再理睬林小贤,转身去做台阶测试了。 Lin Xiaoxian! Standing broad jump, this/should you!” 林小贤!立定跳远,该你了!” Came!” “来了来了!” Lin Xiaoxian has not controlled, originally wants to jump 2.5 then, jumped out of 2.8 meters finally. 林小贤没控制好,本来想跳个2.5即可,结果还是跳出了2.8米。 However this calculates good, must really the display complete strength, jump over 3.2 meters, that school finds the person to do his counseling work inevitably, arranged directly toward the goal of national team him. 不过这算好的了,要真的发挥全部实力,跳个3.2米以上,那学校必然找人来做他的心理辅导工作,把他直接往国家队的目标安排去了。 Lin Xiaoxian looked for the road serrated edge to sit, looked at the present System panel, looked at newest two orange item. 林小贤找了个路牙子坐下来,看了看现在的系统面板,又看了看最新的两个橙色道具 Orange item: Resurrecting armor 【橙色道具:复活甲】 Orange item: Unlimited Cola cup( ices version)】 【橙色道具:无限可乐杯(冰镇版)】 Function, as the name suggests. 功能嘛,顾名思义。 First sounds very proper, but second pulls very much. 第一个听起来很正经,但第二个就很扯。 Full one cup of Cola... drink up automatically continue the cup infinitely...” “满满的一杯可乐...喝完自动无限续杯...” Lin Xiaoxian is speechless, this thing must say hangs, is the trivial joyful water. 林小贤无语,这东西要说吊吧,也就是区区快乐水罢了。 May say that it does not hang, fabricated is violates the universe theorem ultra goes against heaven's will the phenomenon. 可说它不吊吧,无中生有乃是违反宇宙定理的超逆天现象。 Hemp egg... has this technology, does anything not well...” “麻蛋...有这技术,干点啥不好...” But as for Resurrecting armor, Lin Xiaoxian first understood, it whether can analyze many. 而至于【复活甲】,林小贤第一时间就是了解了一下,它是否可以拆分成多份。 But in fact not only cannot, even the right of use also be binds. 可实际上不仅不能,连使用权也是和自己绑定的。 Therefore, invisible „the new clothes of emperor, was hidden in the Lin Xiaoxian's body external skin like this, non-inductive invisible, after putting on, perhaps only then triggers time can realize its to having the feeling. 因此,一件无形的“皇帝的新衣”,就这样被隐藏在了林小贤的身体表皮里,无感无形,穿上之后恐怕只有触发的时候才能体会它的到存在感。 „After accidental death resurrects, CD one hour... very gives the vigor...” “意外死亡后复活,CD一小时...挺给劲啊...” Lin Xiaoxian ponders, this time brings back to life, next time will come the Monk Tang meat by some chance and so on taboo item what to do? 林小贤不禁沉思,这次是起死回生,下回万一来个唐僧肉之类的禁忌道具怎么办? Xiaoxian, what are you thinking? The eye was straight.” 小贤,你在想什么呢?眼睛都直了。” I in want about living forever and relations between human relations morals.” “我在想关于长生不老及人伦道德之间的关系。” You suspend, first guesses that Ma Weiwei many jin (0.5 kg), you could not guess correctly absolutely ~ “你暂停,先猜猜马薇薇多少斤,你绝对猜不到~” Gu Xiaoyan completed the female students secret test, can know from the exciting look and ruddy face, she definitely had many secretive information. 顾小颜做完了女生们的“秘密测试”,从兴奋的眼神和红扑扑的脸儿就能知道,她肯定掌握了很多“不可告人”的情报。 Really, Gu Xiaoyan runs over, Ma Weiwei follows close on to kill, must seize Gu Xiaoyan threateningly. 果然,顾小颜一跑过来,马薇薇就紧跟着杀来,张牙舞爪地要逮住顾小颜 Gu Xiaoyan! I order you to shut up immediately!” 顾小颜!我命令你马上闭嘴!” I am Class Monitor, does not listen to you to order.” “我是班长,不听你命令。” Gu Xiaoyan hides behind Lin Xiaoxian makes faces, Ma Weiwei fork waist, heart one ruthless, felt said with says, the nature is different, therefore took advantage simply Gu Xiaoyan has not disclosed from exploding: 顾小颜躲在林小贤背后做鬼脸,马薇薇叉腰,心一狠,感觉被人说出来和自己说出来,性质是不一样的,所以干脆趁顾小颜还没爆料的时候就自爆: Good! Not 110 jin (0.5 kg)! This palace will start to lose weight tomorrow!” “好了好了!不就110斤嘛!本宫明天就开始减肥!” Hears the word losing weight, Li Chi does not know that which from also braved: 听到“减肥”一词,李驰不知道从哪也冒了出来: That is indeed good, who wants to lose weight? Forms a team with me?” “那敢情好,谁要减肥?跟我组队呗?” Dies!” “去死!” Ma Weiwei drums out Li Chi, felt that received the insult, even after all loses weight, she is still not Brother Chi that magnitude. 马薇薇李驰轰走,感觉受到了侮辱,毕竟就算减肥,她也远不是驰哥那个量级的。 To be honest, I suspected that the scale has the issue! Brother Xian, you figure out, my, like 110 jin (0.5 kg)?” “说实话,我怀疑秤有问题!贤哥,你评评理,就我这样,像110斤的吗?” Ma Weiwei is not a little convinced to the test result, transferred same place, then extends the arm to shake the leg, tries to show the own stature, finally actually with sorcerer. 马薇薇对测试结果有点不服气,原地转了一圈,然后又伸胳膊又抖腿,试图展现自己的身材,结果却跟跳大神似的。 Lin Xiaoxian looks straight hehe happy, Gu Xiaoyan does not know that he in happy anything, young cold snort/hum, first covered the eyes of boyfriend in brief said again, cannot he look at other female student being coquettish. 林小贤看得呵呵直乐,顾小颜不知道他在乐什么,一声小小的冷哼,总之先把男朋友的眼睛蒙上再说,不许他看别的女生“搔首弄姿”。 After behind sudden blinding, making the Lin Xiaoxian nose move, asks something already known: 来自身后突然的致盲,让林小贤鼻子动了动,明知故问: Who is? The hand is so fragrant.” “是谁啊?手这么香。” Gu Xiaoyan holds one's nose: 顾小颜捏着鼻子: I am Zhou Jia.” “我是周佳。” „It is not right, I remember that her body is not this flavor.” “不对啊,我记得她身上不是这种味道。” Lin Xiaoxian!” 林小贤!” „... Do not move, I smell again...” “...别动,我再闻闻...” Did not hear to you, dislikes you...” “不给你闻了,讨厌你...” ...... ...... Ma Weiwei stands in the cold wind, looks that does not know two people who how suddenly start to flirt with one another, felt instantaneously oneself unnecessary, the chill in the air that one type ate the excrement arises spontaneously, left the scene crassly, and blocked conveniently just completed 50 meters to run, planned that looks Su Yuan that deskmate chatted. 马薇薇站在冷风中,看着不知道怎么突然就开始打情骂俏的两个人,瞬间感觉自己多余了似的,一种吃了屎的寒意油然而生,骂骂咧咧地离开了现场,并顺手拦住了刚做完50米跑,打算去找同桌聊天的苏元 How Sister Ma?” “怎么了马大姐?” Do not pass, that side is very dangerous.” “别过去,那边很危险。” Danger... danger?” “危...险?” Un, is killing the dog, bloody very much, I belong to be saved from death.” “嗯,正杀狗呢,血腥的很,我属于死里逃生。” Su Yuan cannot start, looked at a while to understand, then heart on acid. 苏元开始不懂,看了一会儿就懂了,然后心头就酸酸的。 Good skillful unfortunately, her leaning head, discovered that two meters place fellow daoist, are also observing Lin Xiaoxian and Gu Xiaoyan two people quietly. 好巧不巧,她一偏头,发现身边两米处还有一位道友,也在悄然观察林小贤顾小颜二人。 Jiajia, we walk!” 佳佳,我们走!” Which Hey?... Su Yuan...... do we go?” 诶?...苏元...等...我们去哪啊?” Han Xuanxuan is not usually perceived to wolf view of love that” the daughter instills into completely. 韩萱萱平时对女儿灌输的“狼性爱情观”也不是完全没被听进去。 Su Yuan makes a determined effort, stresses the Zhou Jia wrist/skill achievement, today must listen to look, deskmate is chatting anything with Gu Xiaoyan, can chat that love atmosphere. 苏元一发狠,抓过周佳的手腕作为,今天就非要去听听看,同桌到底在和顾小颜聊什么,能聊出那么“浓情蜜意”的氛围。 Study Committee Member this, dull by short half a head small wolf is pulling, directly soars in the Ma Weiwei mouth slaughter dog field goes. 学习委员就这样,呆呆地被比自己矮了半头的“小狼”牵着,直奔马薇薇口中的“屠狗场”而去。
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