„Attention keyword, blue color! Which does the blue solution have?” “注意关键词,蓝色！蓝色溶液有哪些？” On the platform, Wang Xinyi is speaking the examination paper of second monthly examination. 讲台上,王欣怡在讲第二次月考的卷子。 The Teacher Wang sound does not know that should say clear is childish, in brief appears young tender. 王老师的声音不知道该说清脆还是稚气未脱,总之显得幼嫩。 This also why she always appears one of the insufficiently mature reasons in a senior. 这也是为什么她始终在一众前辈中显得不够成熟的原因之一。 „Li Chi, stands.” “李驰,站起来。” Said this saying time, Wang Xinyi also brings the fragileness that one type slightly is whining in the same old way, is a bit like with Taiwan artist Elder Sister Zhi Ling. 说这话的时候,王欣怡也照样带着一种略嗲的娇气,跟宝岛艺人志玲姐姐有点儿像。 Therefore she called Li Chi, below many voice hold one's nose, is studying «Chibi» in the classical bridge section takes up: 所以她一叫李驰,下面很多声音就捏着鼻子,学着《赤壁》里的经典桥段接腔: „Meng Meng, stands...” “萌萌,站起来...” Wang Xinyi stares, was forcefully thick the voice also to shout generally: 王欣怡瞪眼,强行粗着嗓门又喊了一般: „Li Chi! Gets up!” “李驰！起来！” Li Chi under stage deskmate in the dream and elementary school is folding the paper frog, after the Lin Xiaoxian racket awakes, grabs the books blurry to stand, the eyelid also mounts in the same place. 台下的李驰正在梦里和小学同桌叠着纸青蛙,被林小贤拍醒后,抓着书本就迷迷糊糊地站起来,眼皮还黏在一起。 „Li Chi, which did I say?” “李驰,我讲哪了？” Brother Chi naturally does not know that even could not hear clearly Teacher Wang to say anything, the murky head is unable to analyze. 驰哥自然是不知道的,甚至听不清王老师在说什么,昏沉沉的脑袋无法分析。 This blames that 【The book of sage】, Does not know that yesterday evening sends what insanity, «Emperor Tyrant» was the one breath renewed 30 chapters! 这都怪那个【贤者之书】,昨晚上不知道发什么疯,《霸帝》又是一口气更新了三十章！ Even a chapter 2000, still has the 6 w character enough! 就算一章2000,也有足足6w字！ This renewal, the author still said in the reader group unexpectedly unexpectedly has not retained the draft, each character is knocks on the same day presently. 这种更新量,作者居然还在读者群里居然说没存稿,每一个字都是当天现敲的。 He thinks that the reader does meet his trust nonsense? 他以为读者会他的相信鬼话吗？ Even if the tentacle takes possession strangely, still results in the face to roll the keyboard to be good. 就算是触手怪附身,也得脸滚键盘才行啊。 In brief, the direct result is to cause Li Chi is sleepless, an evening brushed 30 chapters of «Emperor Tyrant», then next day the unconsciousness that comes to the classroom to rest. 总之,直接结果就是导致李驰夜不能寐,一晚上刷了三十章《霸帝》,然后第二天来了教室就一直睡的不省人事。 „...” “哔哔...” The Lin Xiaoxian glib lips move, from one side sends out the rescue signal, making Li Chi return to some spirits reluctantly. 林小贤嘴皮子动了动,从侧面发出救援信号,让李驰勉强回了些精神。 „Brother Chi, the eighth topic...” “驰哥,第八题...” Li Chi flips the book, has not seen the eighth topic. 李驰翻了翻书,并没有看到第八题。 „Examination paper! It is not the textbook!” “卷子！不是课本！” „Oh...” “哦哦...” Is complying ambiguously, Li Chi has snatched the deskmate examination paper. 含糊地答应着,李驰抢过同桌的卷子。 Wang Xinyi narrows the eye, approaches from the platform step by step: 王欣怡眯起眼睛,一步步从讲台下来逼近: „Said that which I did say?” “说啊,我讲哪了？” „... Eight topics...” “第...八题...” „The eighth topic answer?” “第八题答案呢？” Answer... 答案... Li Chi is excessive, is shutting up tightly, clamps the lower jaw to have a yawn quietly, then washed off the gum in the eyes with the aid of the tears, saw clearly the eighth topic on examination paper finally. 李驰偏过头,紧闭着嘴,夹着下颚悄悄打了个哈欠,然后借助泪水把眼屎洗掉一些,终于看清了卷子上的第八题。 Above writes one in a big way 【Cao】 上面写着一个大大的【cao】 English? What gadget? 英文？啥玩意儿？ Isn't the chemical division? 不是化学课吗？ „Li Chi you listen to others to speak! I asked that your eighth topic fills in anything!” “李驰你有没有听人家说话！我问你第八题填什么！” Li Chi subconscious opens the mouth: 李驰下意识开口: „Damn!” “操！” „???” “？？？” The Wang Xinyi shock, the chalk in palm pinched: 王欣怡震惊,手掌里的粉笔都捏断了: „You... you said one again...” “你...你再说一遍...” Li Chi approached the examination paper to look, yes 【Cao】 Right: 李驰凑近卷子看了看,是【cao】没错嘛: „Teacher Wang... exercise...” “王老师...操啊...” „Li Chi you went too far!” “李驰你太过分了！” Wang Xinyi seizes the gate to go, leaves behind the full classroom similarly shocking schoolmates to look at each other in blank dismay. 王欣怡夺门而去,留下满教室同样震惊的同学们面面相觑。 The broad daylight ringing the universe, did the opens the mouth scold the teacher? 光天化日朗朗乾坤,张口就骂老师？ Does Chengdu City Second High have this and other fierce people? 蓉城二中还有这等猛人？ In the classroom the needle falls may hear, Li Chi is still violating ignorant, finally must be Lin Xiaoxian exposes: 教室里针落可闻,李驰还在犯懵,最后还得是林小贤点破: „Brother Chi, that is the quicklime! It is not the exercise!” “驰哥啊,那是氧化钙！不是操！” „Oxidation... shit!” “氧化...卧槽！” The Li Chi whole body fine body hair raised up, attracts the nasal mucus to sober thoroughly. 李驰浑身寒毛竖起,吸了吸鼻涕彻底清醒了过来。 C and O on examination paper indeed are the capital letter, CaO, the quicklime, third year have studied. 卷子上的C和O的确是大写,CaO,氧化钙,初三就学过。 Was finished, oneself just said to the teacher anything is coming... 完蛋,自己刚刚对老师说了啥来着... ...... ...... In the office, Wang Xinyi is almost jumps on the seat, one volume of sudden fragrant winds blow other teachers to be completely muddled. 办公室里,王欣怡几乎是扑进座位上的,一卷突如其来的香风吹得其他老师晕头转向。 „Teacher Wang this hurriedly, what's wrong?” “王老师这风风火火的,咋了？” Some teachers ask that has not raised the head, English teacher with quite detected sensitively for the woman the Wang Xinyi condition is not right, is suffering and indignant appearance, the young teacher study was annoyed the typical expression that is angry. 有老师问了问也没抬头,英语老师同为女人比较敏感地察觉到王欣怡状态不对劲,又委屈又气愤的样子,正是年轻老师被学惹生气的典型表现。 „Is Little Wang, which student?” English teacher directly asked. “小王,是哪个学生啊？”英语老师直接问。 „Is...” “是...” Wang Xinyi turned the head to look around desk, Li Chi biological father Li Linsen also lay on the table unexpectedly sleeps. 王欣怡转头看了看旁边办公桌,李驰的亲爹李林森居然也趴在桌上睡觉。 Really if the leaders are not virtuous , the people cannot expected to virtuous! 真是上梁不正下梁歪！ Teacher Wang thought immediately the father and son are annoyingly common. 王老师顿时觉得这父子俩都一般可气。 English teacher looked following the vision Wang Xinyi vision, was all of a sudden clear. 英语老师顺着目光王欣怡的目光一看,一下子明白了。 She holds the drinking glass to sit to Wang Xinyi by asked low voice: 她捧着水杯坐到王欣怡旁边小声问: „Little Wang, Li Chi what was mad this you?” “小王,李驰又啥了把你气成这样？” „He attended class to sleep!” “他上课睡觉！” „, This?” “啊,就这？” Class 7 Four Fantasy Gods sleeps is the potluck. 七班四幻神睡个觉乃是家常便饭嘛。 English teacher was thinking that the Wang Xinyi anti-pressure ability is too rather bad, actually listens to her also saying: 英语老师正觉得王欣怡抗压能力未免太差,却听她又道: „Slept even, the key was I am called him to answer the issue, he... scolded me unexpectedly unexpectedly!” “睡觉就算了,关键是我叫他起来回答问题,他居然...居然骂我！” „? This...” “啊？这就...” English teacher's judgment two-level reverses all of a sudden, calls out in alarm makes noise, as soon as other teachers listen also to raise the head. 英语老师的评判一下子两级反转,惊呼出声,其他老师一听也纷纷抬头。 „Scolded the teacher? Second High should not have this student Oh...” “骂老师？二中不该有这种学生哦...” „Has, few, moreover high middle should not especially.” “有是有,少,而且高中部尤其不该。” The teachers said turn over to say, was also pondering at heart. 老师们说归说,心里也在思考。 Li Chi that boy is the teacher children, the Study difference is a matter, but scolded the teacher this action should not appear? 李驰那小子是教师子女,学习差是一回事,但骂老师这种举动不该出现吧？ What do these have to misunderstand not? 这其中莫是有什么误会？ „Teacher Wang, what did he scold you?” “王老师,他骂你什么了？” „......” “......” Asked this issue, Wang Xinyi blushed ashamed and resentfully, the determination was a teacher by worthy example is a female student, cannot say was too straightforward, therefore replied near English teacher ear on the quiet. 问到这个问题,王欣怡就羞愤地脸红,自觉为人师表又是个女生,不能说的太直白,于是在英语老师耳边悄悄回答。 English teacher curls the lip to feel inconceivable: „Is Li Chi so crazy?” 英语老师撇嘴感到不可思议:“李驰这么狂？” Other teachers raise up the ear: 其他老师都竖起耳朵: „How to be crazy?” “怎么狂了？” „She scolded Teacher Wang f * ck.” “她骂王老师f*ck。” „?” “法克？” „Right, scolded in Chinese.” “对,用中文骂的。” It is not everyone speaks a English, Du Tianjun knows nothing, various types around inquire curved know what's the matter. 不是所有人都懂点儿英语,杜天君就一窍不通,各种绕着弯地打探才知道是怎么回事。 Therefore the teacher office gradually clamored, some people shook the head to smile also some people to pat the table review, in sleeping soundly Teacher Li also awakened by noise. 于是教师办公室就逐渐喧哗,有人摇头笑也有人拍桌子点评,把熟睡中的李老师也吵醒了。 „What matter is so lively fellow teachers?” “什么事这么热闹啊各位老师？” Li Linsen has a long yawn, partly is opening the eye has eight points of similar to the son unexpectedly. 李林森打个长长的哈欠,半睁着的眼睛跟儿子竟有八分相似。 Last night Teacher Li was like the son, looked at evening's «Emperor Tyrant». 昨晚李老师跟儿子一样,看了一晚上的《霸帝》。 Later has not given full expression, complained the author in group is the big water monster, fighting water 20 chapters, the remaining ten chapters all are ghs, was almost managed to kick to excel. 之后意犹未尽,又在群里吐槽作者是大水怪,一个打斗水了二十章,剩下十章全是ghs,差点被管理踢出群。 Naturally, all these Li Chi do not know. 当然,这一切李驰是不知道的了。 Since « Emperor Tyrant " on the shelf, according to the convention, several hegemon big shot helps subscribe the VIP group and ordinary group the reader group division. 自从《霸帝》上架,按照惯例,几个盟主大佬把读者群划分成全订vip群和普通群。 Li Chi looks at pirating dedicated, therefore in the ordinary group submarine-to-submarine water, inside is the advertisement and sells the piece. 李驰专注看盗版,所以就在普通群潜潜水,里面全是广告和卖片的。 Li Linsen naturally went to the VIP group, every night braves the bubbling, in the group few several younger sisters with delight that chatted. 李林森自然就是去了vip群,每天晚上冒冒泡,跟群里为数不多的几个妹子聊的不亦乐乎。 Only uncomfortable is, he frequently because of various types 【Belt rhythm】 【Harassment group of members】 And so on reason, was threatened to kick out by the manager. 唯一难受的就是,他经常因为各种【带节奏】【骚扰群成员】之类的原因,被管理员威胁踢出去。 Awaking Li Linsen sees the teachers in office to look at him, some embarrassed does not smile comfortably: 睡醒的李林森一见办公室里的老师都在看他,有些不自在地尬笑: „Oh yesterday evening chose the topic of small examination to do half in the evening, has not had a good sleep...” “哎哟昨晚上选小测验的题搞了半晚上,没睡好...” But is quick he to know oneself are not because sleeps is noticeable, the thick eyebrow sets upright but actually caret-shaped, apprehended Li Chi to Class 7 directly. 但很快他就得知自己并不是因为睡觉才受人瞩目,浓密的眉毛竖成倒八字,直接到七班将李驰捉拿了过去。 Listens to scolding of next door office, Chinese Class Representative to show the have a strong sense of righteousness expression. 听着隔壁办公室的呵斥,语文课代表露出大义凛然的表情。 „Su Yuan, Brother Chi is subjected to criticism, felt that you take pleasure in others' misfortunes.” “苏元,驰哥挨批,感觉你幸灾乐祸啊。” „The bad language is this/should criticism.” “说脏话就是该批评呀。” Lin Xiaoxian exclaimed in surprise intentionally: 林小贤故意惊叹: „shit, does this also calculate the bad language?” “卧槽,这也算脏话？” „Lin Xiaoxian, you later cannot say that character!” “林小贤,你以后也不许说那个字！” „Good, did I say f * ck?” “好吧,那我说f*ck行吗？” „Also... not good...” “也...也不行...” Su Yuan usually must look at the show, although many show plots are very good, but inside person always likes the law coming to law, not only the dirty ear also dirty eye, meets that fragment, Su Yuan covers the face to jump over. 苏元平时要看美剧的,很多美剧剧情虽然很好,可里面的人总是喜欢法来法去的,不仅脏耳朵还脏眼睛,遇到那种片段,苏元都是捂着脸跳过去的。 Then the undisguised thing she cannot bear, possibly can also be without turning a hair on mother... 那么露骨的东西她才受不了,可能也就妈妈才能面不改色了...