Lin Xiaoxian is disinclined in „pervert” at the matter makes psychological intertwining. 林小贤懒得在“变态”的事情上做心理上的纠结。 In fact „learned” he thinks is very thorough. 实际上“博古通今”的他想的很透彻。 For example well-known Tao Yuanming loves the chrysanthemum, actually does not know that he also loves other. 比如世人皆知陶渊明爱菊,却不知他也爱其他的。 „Hopes in the silk, but is the shoes, attaches usually socializes sufficiently” stems from his «Leisure Tax», translating is: Hopes makes the silk thread to become she fully on vegetarian shoes, along with the fine spreads the line elegantly fully everywhere. “愿在丝而为履,附素足以周旋”就出自他的《闲情赋》,翻译过来就是:希望作丝线成为她足上的素履,随纤纤秀足四处遍行。 The time line a section, poet Du Mu of Tang Dynasty will also write «Forever Sock» slightly in the future specially, described that beautiful woman's foot ” coin ruler decides after deliberation to reduce four points, the slender jade bamboo shoots bind light cloud ”. 时间线稍往后一截,唐代的诗人杜牧也专门写了首《永袜》,形容美人之足”钿尺裁量减四分,纤纤玉笋裹轻云”。 Is implicated Emperor Xuanzong on dragon chair, to most love Yang Guifei made one „pitifully to skim does not have three cuns (2.5 cm), trod completely the Central Plain ten thousand li (0.5 km) to turn”. 连坐在龙椅上的唐玄宗,也为最宠爱的杨玉环作了一句“可怜一掬无三寸,踏尽中原万里翻有”。 Foot of Yang Yuhuan three cuns (2.5 cm)? 杨贵妃的脚才三寸？ Lin Xiaoxian does not believe. 林小贤是不相信的。 Su Yuan freshman year has taught him in the classical Chinese literature „three” often serve as the imaginary number, but can Yang Yuhuan empty also be 42 yards again? 苏元高一就教过他古文里的“三”常用作虚数,但是杨贵妃再虚也得有个42码吧？ She was inferior that the azure steel shadow selects high, the foot was too small definitely could not haunch that plentiful body. 她又不如青钢影那么高挑,脚太小了是肯定撑不起那么丰满的躯体的。 Said that Tang Dynasty was very open, these great person or writer poet „pervert” was also follows the crowd. 都说唐代很开放,这些大人物或者文人骚客“变态”也算是随大流。 But poet also this of Song, really some pervert. 可宋朝的诗人也这样,就真的有些变态了。 Northern Song Dynasty Su Dongpo's «Bodhisattva», still wrote „apply Xiangmo to pity the lotus to receive the step, long worried Luo Wa surging waves.” 北宋苏东坡的《菩萨蛮》里,就依然写出了“涂香莫惜莲承步,长愁罗袜凌波去。” It seems like only beautiful, but careful thinks the Northern Song Dynasty woman bound the feet. 看似唯美,可细细一想北宋女人可是缠足的。 The freshman year history talked about here time, the teacher went to Baidu/hundred degree a schoolmate of picture of foot-binding to the class to look specially, at that time the face of everyone almost twisted. 高一历史讲到这里的时候,老师专门去百度了一张缠足的照片给班上同学看,当时每个人的脸几乎都是扭曲的。 Once had the eternity to ask said: Is the times create the hero, does the hero make the current situation? 曾有千古一问曰:是时势造英雄,还是英雄造时势？ The current situation of Northern Song Dynasty was this abnormal aesthetic appreciation, obviously it has not created the hero Mr. Dongpo, but accomplished pervert that sang the foot-binding vulgar customs. 北宋的时势就是这种畸形的审美,显然它并没有把东坡先生造就成英雄,而是造就成了咏叹缠足陋习的变态。 Under contrast, true „hero” must Cao Cao that age trace toward „boils the liquor by hero”. 对比之下,真正的“英雄”还得往“煮酒论英雄”的曹操那个年代追溯。 His son Cao Zhi, is in the Lin Xiaoxian impression earliest one dares to eulogize under the boots the beauty „real hero”. 他的儿子曹植,就是林小贤印象中最早的一位敢于歌颂靴下之美的“真英雄”。 Still remembers that last week sent „Hengshui High School dense volume”, had/left Cao Zhi «Goddess of Luoshui River Tax» poetry reading. 犹记得上星期发下来的那张“衡水中学密卷”里,出了一段曹植《洛神赋》的诗词阅读。 Although is the selection, but Lin Xiaoxian is the back obtains the full page. 虽然是节选,但林小贤本身是背得出完整版的。 «Goddess of Luoshui River Tax» has the cloud: „Body flies rapidly fu, moves fast, if the god, the surging waves slightly step, Luo Wa lives the dust.” 《洛神赋》有云:“体迅飞凫,飘忽若神,凌波微步,罗袜生尘。” Obviously in the Three Kingdom era, had the elegant scholars to awaken insistently the unique fondness, expressed the own love forthrightly recklessly. 可见早在三国时期,就有文人雅士一马当先地觉醒了独特的癖好,毫不避讳地肆意表达自己的喜爱之情。 And Cao Zhi is also not the common elegant scholars, writes the talents of seven steps poems. 并且曹植还不是一般的文人雅士,是写七步诗的天才。 The talent and pervert, are near righteousness words. 天才和变态,本来就是近义词。 Monarch obvious, from ancient to present, the talent in the world moistens mostly selects pervert. 君可见,从古至今,世上的天才大都沾点变态。 ancient has Cao Zhi, now has successful director Quentin Tarantino. 古有曹植,今有大导演昆汀・塔伦蒂诺。 The fellow is also „hero”. 那家伙也是“英雄”。 Does the actor enlivens on the big silver screen time, in «Kills Daybreak» in forgets kindnesses is gnawing the foot of devil dancing girl, enjoyment of face and infatuated does not seem like develops absolutely. 做演员活跃于大银幕上的时候,就在《杀出个黎明》里忘情地啃着魔鬼舞女的脚,一脸的享受与痴迷绝对不像是演出来的。 But is the director time, Quentin still carries forward this hobby. 而做导演的时候,昆汀依然把这一嗜好发扬光大。 «Vulgar Novel» «Kills Bill» «Shameless Bastard» «Death Evidence»... all had „slender jade bamboo shoots” the special lens. 《低俗小说》《杀死比尔》《无耻混蛋》《死亡证据》...全都有“纤纤玉笋”的专门镜头。 These movie classics, deeply loved the high-level interest Study Committee Member to look entirely, has asked Lin Xiaoxian on the doubts one time: 这些电影部部经典,热爱高级趣味的学习委员通通看了的,有一次就疑惑地问过林小贤: „Why in the Quentin movie always has the feature article of girl foot?” “为什么昆汀的电影里总有女孩子脚部的特写啊？” Lin Xiaoxian record silently in «Zhou Jia 100,000 What» above, then told her: 林小贤默默地记录在《周佳的十万个什么》上面,然后告诉她: „Because Quentin good this.” “因为昆汀就好这口。” „Which mouth is good? Likes girl's foot?” “好哪口？喜欢女孩子的脚丫？” Lin Xiaoxian nods, Study Committee Member knits the brows inconceivable: 林小贤点点头,学习委员不可思议地皱眉: „... His how this...” “啊...他怎么这样啊...” „Cannot...” “不会吧...” „Meeting, the man, was very complex.” “会,男人嘛,本来就很复杂的。” Zhou Jia somewhat vanished to the successful director who these two awesome coaxed at that time, after a vision twinkle, asked suddenly: 周佳当时就对这两个牛比哄哄的大导演有些幻灭,目光一阵闪烁之后又忽然问: „You Lin Xiaoxian? You also... also good this...” “那你呢林小贤？你也...也好这口么...” „Hehe, how could do they place on a par with me?” “呵呵,他们岂能和我相提并论？” „This, others are actually outstandingly talented, you can write the word back except for the thesis many also no.” “这倒是,人家好歹才高八斗,你除了作文写得好单词背的多也没什么了。” „......” “......” If according to the Zhou Jia judgment standard, Lin Xiaoxian felt at that time after own today awakens, must turn mostly outstandingly talented. 如果按照当时周佳的评判标准,林小贤觉得自己今天觉醒之后,多半也要变成才高八斗了。 Isn't pervert? 不就是变态一点儿吗？ Man not pervert or man? 男人不变态还是男人吗？ 【Ding, is not, intelligence + 1】 【叮,不是,智力】 Lin Xiaoxian only pervert like Quentin and Jiang Wen gets up, in the future perhaps can also work as director anything. 林小贤只像昆汀和姜文那样变态起来,未来说不定也能当个导演啥的。 Many movies and don't the directors have the female lord? 好多电影和导演不是都有御用女主吗？ For example 007 series of nation girls. 比如007系列的邦女郎。 Young Lady Zhou of Stephen Chow movie. 周星驰电影的周女郎。 Stratagem girl who in Director Zhang walks. 张导手里走出来的谋女郎。 If Lin Xiaoxian became the successful director, that makes Gu Xiaoyan work as „virtuous girl”. 林小贤要是成了大导演,那就让顾小颜来当“贤女郎”。 ...... ...... Thinks here time, just the movie theater also arrived. 想到这里的时候,刚好电影院也到了。 Two people looked for two massage armchair that sweeps the code sits down, Lin Xiaoxian asked Gu Xiaoyan: 两个人找了两张扫码的按摩椅坐下,林小贤问顾小颜: „Xiaoyan, if some day you turn into the movie female star, I turn into the renowned director, what role you want I to you, what do you most want to develop?” “小颜,要是有一天你变成电影女明星,我变成著名导演,你想要什么角色我都可以给你,那你最想演什么？” Gu Xiaoyan not anxiously reply, but finds it very strange: 顾小颜不急着回答,只是觉得很奇怪: „How do you think of this issue suddenly?” “你是怎么突然想到这个问题的？” „This... mentioned on the words grew...” “这个...说来就话长了...” „How un... that... I become the movie star?” “嗯...那...我是怎么成为电影女星的呢？” „Uh...” “呃...” Gu Xiaoyan will play, not only substitutes, but also tries to simulate many strong messages. If whose future married her, in the ordinary life also can definitely increase many appeal. 顾小颜就是会玩,不仅代入进去,还试图模拟出更多丰富的信息。谁将来要是娶了她,再平凡的生活中也肯定能增添很多情趣。 „Becoming the female star, should first to meet many plays, then found the opportunity to make 2-3 famous works, can have a run-away success.” “成为女明星,应该要先接很多戏,然后找到机会拍出2-3部著名作品,就可以一炮而红了。” „Like stamp amiable Fan Bingbing such?” “就像章子怡和范冰冰那样？” „Almost.” “差不多。” Lin Xiaoxian does not like these two people, the model that but can think of a short time was they. 林小贤并不太喜欢这两个人,但一时半会能想到的典型就是她们了。 „Xiaoxian...” “小贤...” In the Gu Xiaoyan nasal cavity exudes the thought-provoking neutral tone to hmph hmph, the light hidden bitterness of concubine felt very much: 顾小颜鼻腔里发出耐人寻味的轻声哼哼,有一种很小女人的淡淡的幽怨感觉: „You have thought does not have... these stars to make so many plays, definitely also has many kisses the play...” “你想过没有...这些女星拍过那么多戏,肯定也有很多吻戏吧...” „!!!” “！！！” Lin Xiaoxian stagnates, then Gu Xiaoyan is sideways, the finger delimits the circle circle in his chest: 林小贤一滞,然后顾小颜侧身过来,手指在他胸口划圈圈: „... Besides kissing the play, definitely will also have other excessive...” “...除了吻戏,肯定还会有其他更过分的...” „!!!” “！！！” „For example, bed scene...” ” “比如说,床戏啊...”” „Stops, this matter stops, should not be the star, no, the actress do not work as.” “停,此事到此为止,你还是不要当女星了,不,连女演员也不要当了。” Lin Xiaoxian broke a Gu Xiaoyan future specialized choice rashly. 林小贤不由分说地就断了顾小颜未来的一项专业选择。 Gu Xiaoyan is angry to smile pinches his: 顾小颜嗔笑地捏他一下: „Lin Xiaoxian, were you too also overbearing?” “林小贤,你也太霸道了吧？” „In brief I will not make own childhood friend be kissed by others.” “总之我不会让自己的青梅竹马被别人亲了去。” „But this is only the integrity of actor...” “可这只是演员的操守而已嘛...” „Must defend them to defend, don't you like drawing? Later definitely is also the painter, when actor.” “要守她们守,你不是喜欢画画吗？以后肯定也是当画家,当不了演员的。” Gu Xiaoyan is crooked the head, the index finger is placing on the lip to make the thinking shape: 顾小颜歪着脑袋,食指放在唇上作思索状: „... The painter is not very difficult, the words that if could not work as, actually I also very want to be the actor...” “唔...画家很难,要是当不了的话,其实我还挺想当演员的...” „Gu Xiaoyan, you suspected that you are stirring up me intentionally.” “顾小颜,你怀疑你是在故意激我。” The Gu Xiaoyan curved facial features reveal fox mischievous all of a sudden: 顾小颜弯弯的眉眼一下子显露出狐狸般的调皮: „You were jealous.” “你吃醋了。” Lin Xiaoxian shakes the head: 林小贤摇头: „Isn't jealous, this matter, it is really that type...” “不是吃不吃醋,这事儿啊,它真的是那种...” „You were jealous.” “你就是吃醋了。” Gu Xiaoyan does not listen, smilingly gazes at him. 顾小颜不听,就笑眯眯地注视他。 Lin Xiaoxian cannot others kiss her, does not hope others own Lin Xiaoxian like her. 林小贤不许别人亲她,就像她也不希望别人亲林小贤一样。 Two people obviously are only childhood friend, how wants to manage is so so wide... 两个人明明只是青梅竹马,怎么就都想管的那么那么宽呢... „Xiaoxian, after if,... I was in love, the boyfriend must kiss me...” “小贤,那要是以后...我谈恋爱了,男朋友要亲我的话...” „Few idle talk!” “少废话！” Lin Xiaoxian thought that has the inexplicable irritation, stands from the massage armchair, a hand draws Gu Xiaoyan also to stand while convenient, embraces slightly she soft waist, is then staring at she slightly flurried eyes very much seriously: 林小贤觉得心里有莫名的烦躁,从按摩椅上站起来,一只手顺便拉着顾小颜也站起来,稍微将她软软的腰肢揽过来一点,然后很严肃地盯着她略微慌乱的双眼: „Gu Xiaoyan, can your boyfriend kiss you?” “顾小颜,你的男朋友就一定要亲你吗？” Gu Xiaoyan is speechless, this called what words. 顾小颜无语,这叫什么话。 childhood friend kissed her many to be inferior, did not make the boyfriend kiss. 青梅竹马都亲过她很多次了,却不让男朋友亲。 This could not convince... 这太说不通了吧... The Lin Xiaoxian's brain really had problems, looked that she did not say a word also asked unexpectedly: 林小贤的脑子真是出问题了,看她不做声居然又问了一遍: „Gu Xiaoyan, can your boyfriend kiss you?” “顾小颜,你的男朋友就一定要亲你吗？” „Not... not so...” “不...不然呢...” „Good, I am your boyfriend when the time comes simply.” “好吧,到时候干脆我就做你的男朋友吧。” „W ( ) w” “w()w” At this moment, the Gu Xiaoyan whole person tarries, can shiver besides the sparkling eyeball slightly, other whole body places tighten stiffly, the heart as if stopped generally. 这一刻,顾小颜整个人呆住,除了乌溜溜的眼珠子还能微微颤动,全身其他地方都僵硬地绷紧,心脏仿佛停止了一般。 【I rested full! The ticket comes!】 【我睡饱了！票来！】