您可以在百度里搜索“我真的长生不老妙笔阁(imiaobige.com)”查找最新章节！ Liu Changan finished eating the surface, Li Hongfang driving brings Zhou Shuling to decide the final design of shop uniform/subdue, he must first send under escort Zhu Juntang, Shangguan Dandan follows behind him. 刘长安吃完面,李洪芳开车带周书玲去敲定店铺制服的最终款式,他要先去押解竹君棠,上官澹澹跟在他后面。 Shangguan Dandan to leaving the community goes to too far place interest is not big, only if there is a activity that the free present can lead and so on. 上官澹澹对离开小区去太远的地方兴趣不大,除非有免费的礼品可以领之类的活动。 The Dongdong/thud mother is too busy, the matter about vending machine, Shangguan Dandan planned that oneself first understands, her information came from the oneself friend circle generally, consulting the object generally is community old man elderly lady. 咚咚妈太忙,关于自动售货机的事情,上官澹澹打算自己先了解一下,她的资讯一般来自自己的朋友圈,咨询对象一般是小区里的老头老太太们。 Two people pass through the grape trellis, then saw that Old Man Qian entangled the clear plastic wrap a wry neck willow tree, there racket tree keeping in good health. 两个人走过葡萄架,便看到钱老头把一颗歪脖子柳树缠上了保鲜膜,正在那里拍树养生。 „Change, are you doing?” In the community always some people make the strange action, „why you in” become a quite usual greeting terminology, Shangguan Dandan arrives under the wry neck willow tree, looks at Old Man Qian curiously. “小钱,你在干什么？”社区里总是有人做奇奇怪怪的举动,“你在干什么”成为了一种比较通常的打招呼用语,上官澹澹走到歪脖子柳树下,好奇地看着钱老头。 „I discovered that this willow tree is especially unusual, others are crooked toward the south side, it is crooked toward the north side, perhaps because of its intelligent, I uses it to exercise, twice the result with half the effort.” Old Man Qian is putting on a serious face to say. “我发现这颗柳树尤其与众不同,别人都往南边歪,就它往北边歪,也许是因为它有灵性,我用它来锻炼身体,事半功倍。”钱老头板着脸说道。 He is not putting on a serious face in the vitality/angry, but makes oneself seem has the power and influence, coordinating the double palm to shout shouts out to drink, could make the fruit give birth to some hearts of fear, later plays cards do not shame the Old Man Qian sign technique flagrantly. 他板着脸不是在生气,而是让自己显得更有威势,配合着双掌呼呼喝喝,说不定能让蛋蛋生出些害怕之心,以后打牌的时候不要那么明目张胆地羞辱钱老头的牌技。 Although very likes playing cards with Shangguan Dandan, even wants to push aside Liu Changan do not participate in the chess sign event of community again, but Old Man Qian discovers now, the technology that Shangguan Dandan plays cards does not have Liu Changan is so wise, the level of mystifying or plan person goes beyond. 尽管挺喜欢和上官蛋蛋打牌的,甚至想要排挤刘长安不要再参与小区的棋牌活动,但现在钱老头发现,上官澹澹打牌的技术没有刘长安那么高明,阴阳怪气或者说策人的水平有过之而无不及。 „I also discovered recently a method of new exercise body, it is said is very effective.” Shangguan Dandan has prepared to put out the cell phone, looks at a video that she preserves to Old Man Qian. “我最近也发现了一个新的锻炼身体的方法,据说很有效。”上官澹澹有所准备地拿出手机,给钱老头看她保存下来的一个视频。 In the video an old person is swinging, but others swing are the buttocks sit on the swing base plate, the old person the rope set on the neck, the rope contacted the position of neck to add quite wide boasting cushion, in order to avoid restrained the neck to turn into the suicide. 视频里一个老人正在荡秋千,只是别人荡秋千是屁股坐在秋千座板上,老人是把绳索套在脖子上,绳索接触脖子的位置加了比较宽的牛皮垫子,以免勒住脖子变成自杀。 Old Man Qian looks, finds it interesting, his age is exuberant to various health building activities interests, but listened to the video the old person to introduce the after advantage of this workout, the Old Man Qian instead doubt looks at Shangguan Dandan. 钱老头看着看着,觉得有趣,他这个年纪对各种养生健身活动兴趣旺盛,但是听视频里老人介绍了这种健身方法的好处以后,钱老头反而狐疑地看着上官澹澹。 „Is because I inform you to bring Zhou Dongdong to climb a wall this morning, do you want to retaliate me? This workout, has certainly the issue!” Old Man Qian detected the essential factor keenly. “是不是因为今天早上我告密你带着周咚咚在爬墙,你想报复我？这种健身方法,一定有问题！”钱老头敏锐地察觉到了要素。 „I do not have! However you must think, I do not have the means that I must organize everyone to come like this fitness, suiting slung the oneself tree to occupy, did not make you play together.” Shangguan Dandan said regrettably, putting out a hand to touch the heat preservation pot, touched spatial. “我没有啊！不过你非得这么想,我也没有办法啊,我要组织大家都来这样健身,把适合吊起自己的树都占了,不让你一块玩儿。”上官澹澹遗憾地说道,伸手想摸保温壶,摸了个空。 She has not brought the heat preservation pot to come out today, because goes out strolls, comes back can perhaps have to sell the machine automatically and so on, taking the heat preservation pot is not convenient, the queen mother always the stratagem decides, but rear drive, person in a planned way. 她今天没有带保温壶出来,因为出门闲逛,回来的时候也许会带个自动售卖机之类的,拿着保温壶不怎么方便,太后向来谋定而后动,是有计划的人。 „This wry neck willow tree, had been occupied by me!” Old Man Qian points at his clear plastic wrap saying that somewhat is slightly self-satisfied, good oneself has the foreknowledge, has not fallen into planning of this sinister egg. “这颗歪脖子柳树,已经被我占了！”钱老头指着他的保鲜膜说道,略微有些得意,还好自己有先见之明,才没有落入这个阴险鸡蛋的算计中。 „Good, when our collectives hang the tree exercise group to be tenable, calculates your one.” Shangguan Dandan said reluctantly. “那好吧,等我们的集体挂树锻炼小组成立,也算你一个吧。”上官澹澹勉勉强强地说道。 Old Man Qian is also putting on a serious face to nod, is really, the collective activity of community, not old money such veteran and does the big shot participate, doesn't make sense? 钱老头也板着脸点了点头,真是的,小区的集体活动,没有老钱这样的老资格和头面人物参加,像什么话？ Looks that Shangguan Dandan walks toward the community outside bravely, Old Man Qian hesitated, felt that some are not right, want to ask Liu Changan, is no matter how oneself said that actually in planning of Shangguan Dandan, but thought that asked does not have the face, then continues to pat the tree not silently. 看着上官澹澹昂首阔步地往小区外走去,钱老头迟疑了一下,感觉有些不对,想要问刘长安,是不是不管自己怎么说,其实都在上官澹澹的算计中,但又觉得问起来没面子,便一言不发地继续拍树。 Liu Changan smiles, Shangguan Dandan in the human relations circle of community, has to become the situation of core figure day by day, mixes really well, worthily is a queen mother. 刘长安笑了笑,上官澹澹在小区的交际圈里,日趋有成为核心人物的形势啊,混得真不错,不愧是太后。 Speaking of „mixing” this character, censures to be bigger than praises, even if said that somebody mixes well, inside some are not convinced, or thought what the opposite party uses is only the method, rather than real skill, the meaning of hard strength. 说到“混”这个字,贬大于褒,即便说某人混得好,里边也有些不服气,或者觉得对方用的只是手段,而非真本事,硬实力的意思。 For example, you can say good that in Writers Association many people mix, but few people said that the academicians are mix well. 例如,你可以说作协里很多人都混的不错,但很少有人说科学院院士是混得好。 In most domains, is few people mixes well, few people depend on the hard strength, a small number discuss a request incessantly high, slick, in the entire domain like a fish in water, but also has the ultra-high professional standard. 在绝大多数领域,都是一部分人混得好,一部分人靠硬实力,少部分人不止情商高,八面玲珑,在整个领域里如鱼得水,还具备超高的专业水平。 Even if plays the game is this, in the professional league of League of Legends, some people are the charlatans, not only oneself mixes, but also is ruling a mixing ecology, in having the domestic league tournament of dominant strength the scenery does not have two, is responsible for outside duties fights reveals one's true colors. 哪怕是玩游戏都是这样,英雄联盟的职业联赛里,有些人就是混子,不但自己混,还统治着一种混的生态,在具备统治力的国内联赛里风光无两,一打外战就原形毕露。 After this person fades out the arena, the domestic League of Legends professional league is good. 这种人淡出赛场以后,国内的英雄联盟职业联赛才好起来。 Perhaps mixes is also an ability, does not make the discussion. 也许混也是一种能力吧,不做讨论。 Liu Changan thought that oneself is also a charlatan, the ability is outstanding, but does not do things, does not do the proper business. 刘长安觉得自己也是个混子,能力出众但是不怎么干事,更不怎么干正事。 This point very mysteriously and Zhu Juntang is so similar. 这一点非常神奇地和竹君棠是如此相似。 Is similar, rather than all connected, is not the heredity of Liu Changan, is her oneself wants to work as a charlatan. 仅仅是相似,而不是一脉相承,绝非刘长安的遗传,是她自己想当个混子。 Actually explained with the present words, some people work as the charlatan, is not greasy mingling, but only wants to stay in the comfortable circle, does not progress, not diligently, not suffering. 其实用现在的话来解释,有些人当混子,并不是油腻的混迹,而是只想呆在舒适圈里,不上进,不努力,不煎熬。 Liu Changan pondered after a life, has arrived at reaching to the sky Baolong Centre, in the Wind and Thunder Sword Sect of the Nine Provinces the life of disciple as well as in peripheral person, here is next to the second core rallying point outside old community, everyone appears and disappears in this frequently. 刘长安思考了一番人生后,已经走到了高耸入云的宝隆中心,在九州风雷剑门门人以及外围人士的生活中,这里是仅次于老小区之外的第二核心聚集点,大家频繁在此出没。 The market just did business, puts on the gate of straight heavy/thick coat to welcome opens the gate, Liu Changan said the sound thanks, half foot just stepped, drew back. 商场刚刚营业,穿着笔挺厚重大衣的门迎拉开门,刘长安说了声谢谢,半只脚刚刚迈进去,又退了出来。 On the entrance front doors of various public areas, is often pasting various marking and warning designs, for example „forbids to smoke”, „sloppily dressed declines into”, „bans to eat betel nut”, „seeing-eye dog may enter”, „declines the pet to enter” so forth. 各种公共场合的入口大门上,往往贴着各种标识和警告图案,例如“禁止抽烟”,“衣冠不整者谢绝入内”,“禁吃槟榔”,“导盲犬可入内”,“谢绝宠物入内”诸如此类的。 Liu Changan sees on this door to paste marking impressively, represented in the puppy design of pet to hit, however in the design of lamb hit. 刘长安看到这扇门上赫然贴着一张标识,代表宠物的小狗图案上打了个,但是小羊的图案上打了个。 „This what meaning?” Liu Changan is experienced, has not seen this marking in various situations in ancient and modern in China and abroad. “这什么意思？”刘长安见多识广,在古今中外的各种场合都没见过这种标识。 The sheep brothel does not have this marking. 就连羊妓院都没这种标识。 „This is we most newly through stipulation, pet no admittance, but if the pet is the small lamb, in the lamb, the goat, the sheep, the antelope, the alpaca wait/etc, can enter.” The gate welcomed explained well-mannered. “这是我们最新通过的规定,宠物禁止入内,但如果宠物是小羊羔,小羊,山羊,绵羊,羚羊,羊驼等等,可以入内。”门迎彬彬有礼地解释。 „Is roast lamb good?” “烤全羊行不行？” The business that „......” gate welcomed was very obviously skilled, after being slightly stunned said that „the diet center of market provided the rich dining project, in which all gathered the brand to provide the roast lamb manufacture, needs to make an appointment ahead of time, you can go to consult if needed, passing through the gate left turn/kidnap, proceeded 200 meters then to arrive.” “呃……”门迎的业务显然十分熟练,略微错愕之后说道,“商场的饮食中心提供丰富的餐饮项目,其中的全聚品牌提供烤全羊制作,需要提前预约,你有需要的话可以前往咨询,进门左拐,往前走两百米便到了。” „Can that African oryx come in?” “那非洲大羚羊能进来吗？” The gate welcomed shows a faint smile, nods, he does not know that the African oryx can be one ton, compared with the water buffalo also big colossus, that and he had what relations, in any case the boss was such willful. 门迎微微一笑,点了点头,他并不知道非洲大羚羊可以重达一吨,是比水牛还高大的庞然大物,那和他有什么关系呢,反正老板就是这么任性。 Such dialogue is not meaningful, Liu Changan has not welcomed the build of popular science Africa oryx to the gate, adjusts the lord directly. 这样的对话没有什么意义,刘长安没有向门迎科普非洲大羚羊的体型,直接去找正主。 Went out of the elevator, Liu Changan then saw alpaca „Long Aotian” with orange cat „saintess”, as well as Zhu Juntang that Rottweiler dog, fourth High Templar is playing. 走出电梯,刘长安便看到了羊驼“龙傲天”正在和橘猫“圣女”,以及竹君棠那条罗威纳犬,第四任高阶圣堂武士在玩耍。 Zhu Juntang also turns into the sheep and they have played. 想必竹君棠也变成羊和它们玩耍过。 The gold/metal smiles beautiful to tell Liu Changan, Zhu Juntang is creating in the studio, and serious warning, without the important matter of judgment day rank, do not disturb her to create, in order to avoid her inspiration runs away to cause the serious damage. 金笑美告诉刘长安,竹君棠正在画室创作,并且严重警告,没有世界末日级别的大事,不要打扰她创作,以免她的灵感跑掉造成重大损失。 „Does she have a studio?” “她还有个画室？” Top four of Baolong Centre No. 1 building, the area cannot compare to include the skirt building bottom region by far, but was also big enough, even Liu Changan such patron, has not visited completely. 宝隆中心一号楼的顶部四层,面积远远比不上包括裙楼在内的底部区域,但也足够大了,即便是刘长安这样的常客,也没有全部参观完毕。 „Studio by No. 3 elevator, you usually goes to pyramid staircase with a handrail there of attic. The plan area less than 200 square meters, afterward Third Young Lady merged the library and studio, because her one month is also not necessarily able to go one time, therefore you have not possibly paid attention to that side.” gold/metal Xiaomei guides to Liu Changan. “画室就在三号电梯旁边,您平常去顶楼的金字塔型扶梯那里。规划面积不到两百个平方米,后来三小姐把读书室和画室合并了,但因为她一个月也未必会去一次,所以您可能也没有关注过那边。”金笑美给刘长安带路。 „I mean, does she have the talent and skill talent of drawing?” Liu Changan asked hopefully, how can the person not have one thing right? “我的意思是,她有画画的才艺天赋？”刘长安充满希望地问道,人怎么能百无一是呢？ Said that God closes for you, perhaps will open a window for you...... naturally, as for crawls from the window, discovered that here is the upper air of Baolong Centre attic, that regards as another matter. 都说上帝为你关上了门,也许会为你打开一扇窗……当然,至于从窗户爬出去,发现这里是宝隆中心顶楼的高空,那又另当别论。 According to fact that Liu Changan personally sees, many lunatics, neurosis, mental handicap, has the drawing talent. 根据刘长安亲眼所见的事实,许多疯子,精神病,智障,都有绘画天赋。 „Has, Third Young Lady is versatile.” gold/metal Xiaomei is smiling, versatile is the quite empty adjective, he in any case asked also did not say that Third Young Lady did have in the talent and skill achieves what achievement, has won what award, created any outstanding work. “有的,三小姐多才多艺。”金笑美微笑着,多才多艺是比较虚的形容词,反正他问的又不是说三小姐有没有在才艺上取得什么成就,获得过什么大奖,创作出了什么优秀的作品。 Liu Changan has not really paid attention and understood but actually the Zhu Juntang talent and skill...... has Su Mei or Su Nanxiu time, in the campus runs into him and Zhu Juntang, what has interrogated Zhu Juntang? 刘长安倒还真没有关注和了解过竹君棠的才艺……有一次苏眉还是苏南秀,在校园里遇到他和竹君棠的时候,质问过竹君棠会点什么？ At that time the reply of Zhu Juntang was: The selfie and holds the thigh. 当时竹君棠的回答是:自拍和抱大腿。 Finally also pushed toward Su Nanxiu body Liu Changan this thigh, pushes motionless runs. 最后还把刘长安这条大腿往苏南秀身上推,推不动就跑了。 Therefore Liu Changan in the gold/metal smiles under US's leadership, entered the Zhu Juntang studio. 于是刘长安在金笑美的带领下,走进了竹君棠的画室。 One house more than 100 square meters, did not feel the big, empty center does not have the pillar/backbone and room partition, thought that was very spacious, in addition the merge library, seeming like bigger. 一套房子一百多平米,不觉得有多大,空荡荡的中央没有支柱和隔断的时候,却觉得十分空旷了,再加上合并的读书室,看起来就更大了。 The studio is more like the painting boxroom, rather than painting room. 画室更像是画作收藏室,而非绘画创作室。 In room is collecting many portraits, the character in portrait, is Zhu Juntang oneself. 房间里收藏着许许多多的画像,画像里的人物,都是竹君棠本人。 Walking to see most central is the huge character portrait, the Tang Dynasty drawing style, the background scenery is Li Sixun's writing technique, almost can confuse falsehood with the truth, Zhu Juntang in picture wore the loose elegant Tang Dynasty clothing, the following carriages and horses depended on, went on an inspection tour with Wu Zetian. 走进来就看见最中央是巨幅人物肖像画,唐代绘画风格,背景山水是李思训的笔法,几乎能够以假乱真,画面中的竹君棠穿着宽松飘逸的唐代服装,身后跟着车马倚仗,跟武则天出巡似的。 „Is this picture?” Liu Changan looked at one, felt not the picture, concentrates the eye to examine carefully discovered that draws. “这是照片？”刘长安看了一眼,感觉又不是照片,凝目细看才发现是画出来的。 Originally is the ultra practical oil painting, in this style quite famous was cold army, cold army the quotation has been good, because his work can always make the viewer exclaim in surprise directly, especially will make the populace exclaim in surprise, was also very popular in the market. 原来是超写实油画,这种风格中比较著名的就是冷军了,冷军的行情一直不错,因为他的作品总能直接让观赏者惊叹,尤其会让大众惊叹,在市场上也很受欢迎。 This ultra practical oil painting comments the dispute to be big in the skill, many people thought that draws again clearly, can have lifelike that the big bottom list counter- cameras of several hundreds of millions pixels pat? 这种超写实油画在艺评界争议不小,很多人觉得画得再逼真,能有数亿像素的大底单反相机拍的逼真？ Zhu Juntang does not care about these arguments obviously, she feels attractive, asked the person to draw a swayed here. 竹君棠显然不在意这些争论,她觉得好看,就请人画了一副摆在这里。 The entire studio is various, is entirely different, takes the painting that the subject character creates by „Zhu Juntang”. 整个画室都是各种各样,风格迥异,以“竹君棠”作为主题人物创作的画作。 Actually in her picture these buildings found at everywhere, but Liu Changan has not thought of her narcissism to doing such a studio. 其实她的照片这几层楼里本就随处可见,只是刘长安没有想到她自恋到搞出了这么一个画室。 Liu Changan soon discovered the place that suffers the person, Zhu Juntang let the placing design of entire studio as well as work created an effect: Liu Changan stands in the studio center, will come from Zhu Juntang of each angle to surround in all directions. 刘长安很快就发现了一个折磨人的地方,竹君棠让整个画室以及作品的摆放设计造成了一种效果:刘长安站在画室中央,会被来自四面八方各个角度的竹君棠围观。 He moves the footsteps hastily, then some discovery such feelings, but some eyes looked the angle of became stranger. 他连忙移动脚步,便发现还是有这样的感觉,只是一些眼睛看过来的角度变得更诡异了。 Liu Changan as if knows Zhu Juntang one month is not necessarily able to come real reason a time, her can't oneself bear? 刘长安仿佛知道了竹君棠一个月都未必会来一次的真正原因,她自己也受不了吧？ „You are busy.” Liu Changan saw that the Zhu Juntang half body lies on the table writes to draw, had not discovered with total concentration he, then smiles beautiful to say to the gold/metal. “你忙去吧。”刘长安看到竹君棠半个身子趴在桌子上写写画画,聚精会神地没有发现到访的他,便对金笑美说道。 He arrives at side Zhu Juntang, immediately frowns. 他走到竹君棠身旁,顿时皱起了眉头。 „On this sausage inserted two chicken wings, is what thing?” Liu Changan thought that oneself was really by Shangguan Dandan and the others the light of erosions wisdom pollution, unexpectedly naively and thinks stupidly Zhu Juntang possibly had the talent and skill on drawing. “这个火腿肠上插了两根鸡翅,是什么东西？”刘长安觉得自己真是被上官澹澹等人的智慧污染之光浸蚀了,居然天真而愚蠢地认为竹君棠可能有绘画上的才艺。 This picture and a Zhou Dongdong level. 这画的和周咚咚一个水平。 „, Airplane!” Zhu Juntang does not lift said, put on the calf of white silk stockings to rub rubbing, looked like the sheep modeling the slipper to kick likely the bear, somewhat used energy to crawl to the desk on. “咩,飞机呀！”竹君棠头也不抬地说道,穿着洁白丝袜的小腿蹭了蹭,把像熊又像绵羊造型的拖鞋踢掉,有些费劲地爬到书桌上。 She then looked at Liu Changan, laughs, „in your expression is hiding the disappointment of being able to repress, you have also imagined, what ignorant/veiled will I be drawing...... the knockout drops...... Mona Lisa's writings? Stupid, everyone has the domain that oneself does not excel, even I, possibly am not......” 她这才看了一眼刘长安,哈哈大笑,“你的表情中隐藏着按捺不住的失望,难道你还有想象过,我会在画什么蒙……蒙汗药……蒙娜丽莎的大作吗？愚蠢,每个人都有自己不擅长的领域,即便是我,也不可能是……” The Zhu Juntang words have not said, was hugged from the desk by Liu Changan, pressed hit on the leg. 竹君棠话还没说完,就被刘长安从书桌上抱了下来,压在腿上打了一顿。 He has not been angry very much, however the traditional education child's method, then has the matter to be all right to hit one dozen, hits in any case does not go bad. 他也没有很生气,但是传统的教育孩子的方法,便是有事没事打一打,反正也打不坏。 ...... …… ...... …… The airplane spray coating colored drawing on pottery design creation of Zhu Juntang, just started to be forced dead. 竹君棠的飞机喷涂彩绘设计创作,才刚刚开始就被迫夭折了。 The airplane spray coating has custom-made, this is actually not the high-end expense, some fans give to steal the country actors to have custom-made, but they look is the airline, with looking for the public transportation company contracts the automobile body line advertisement to be the same, the expense possibly did not have the automobile body advertisement of lively route to be expensive. 飞机喷涂定制,这其实不是什么高端的消费,有些脑残粉丝就给偷国男星定制过,只是她们找的是航空公司,就跟找公交公司承包车身线路广告一样,费用可能还没有繁华路线的车身广告贵。 Zhu Juntang is the oneself private plane, wants to spread what appearance to spread what appearance, so long as does not appear at the public airport causes the populace to be repugnant and ill, or has the adverse impact on the line. 竹君棠则是自己的私人飞机,想涂成什么样子就涂成什么样子,只要不出现在公共机场引起大众反感和不适,或者造成恶劣影响就行。 According to Li Hongfang said that the picture innumerable sheep on the airplane, forms the effect of eye pollution, that is the adverse impact, must stop. 按照李洪芳说的,在飞机上面画无数只羊,形成视觉污染的效果,那就是恶劣影响,必须制止。 „You hit me today, I did not go to school in the afternoon!” Zhu Juntang shouted hoarsely, generally speaking at this time, had the willful privilege, before Zhu Juntang, in Taiwan Island, took the opportunity to act like a spoiled brat with Grandma once frequently, did not have toward is disadvantageous, anything requests to be satisfied. “你今天打了我,我下午不去学校了！”竹君棠声嘶力竭地大喊,一般来说这种时候,是有任性特权的,竹君棠以前在台岛的时候,常常借机和曾奶奶撒娇,都是无往而不利,什么要求都会得到满足。 Liu Changan being disinclined manages her, he is not that giving up halfway person. 刘长安才懒得理她,他不是那种半途而废的人。 Although Zhu Juntang gives him repeatedly the frustration, but so-called fights on despite repeated setbacks, on taming the road of sheep, Liu Changan has heavy responsibilities, how could to give up at will? 虽然竹君棠屡屡给他挫败感,但所谓屡败屡战,在驯羊的路上,刘长安任重道远,岂能随意放弃？ Teaches must teach, copes with the stubbornly disobedient playing hooky lamb, is really not obedient ties on the collar. 管教还是要管教的,对付顽劣的逃学小羊,实在不听话就系上项圈。 „Ordinary Zhou Dongdong came under attack, but can also go to school?” Zhu Juntang tried to find the model of person of having same problem, rationality that proves the oneself request. “难道平常周咚咚挨打了,还要去上学吗？”竹君棠试图找到同病相怜之人的范例,来证明自己要求的合理性。 „Zhou Dongdong had not thought that oneself comes under attack can not go to school. After she comes under attack, does not go to school, only by second hitting.” Liu Changan makes Zhu Juntang clearly recognize the fact. “周咚咚从来没有觉得自己挨打就可以不去上学。她挨打以后不去上学,只会挨第二顿打。”刘长安让竹君棠认清事实。 Zhu Juntang forgot suddenly the oneself situation, is full of the sympathy to Zhou Dongdong. 竹君棠一时间忘记了自己的处境,对周咚咚小朋友充满同情。 „The resistance goes to school let alone is only Zhou Dongdong gets up the matter before elementary school, when she discovered that gets up later that the elementary school is unable to change, she accepted the reality, has not resisted stubbornly like you again.” When Liu Changan remembers oneself to look at the Zhou Dongdong stocky back thought this morning, he felt that oneself was beaten mercilessly by the reality, like these thought that a oneself graduation can the yearly salary 1 million children, mingled among for several years later discovered, the monthly salary ten thousand were very over good. “更何况抗拒上学只是周咚咚上小学之前的事情,等她发现上小学是无法改变的以后,她就接受了现实,没有再像你这样负隅顽抗。”刘长安想起自己今天早上看着周咚咚敦实背影时的念头,他感觉自己被现实毒打了一顿,就像那些觉得自己一毕业就能年薪百万的孩子一样,混迹了几年后发现,月薪过万就很不错了。 „Un? Do I carry the fish? At the back of gefilte fish? Why do I want to carry the fish and gefilte fish? Can you lead me to eat the hot pot?” Zhu Juntang knits the brows, „I do not like eating the gefilte fish, the words of fish, I only eat few several fresh water fish and sea fish, does not eat the whale and dolphin.” “嗯？我背着鱼？还是背着鱼丸？我为什么要背着鱼和鱼丸？你要带我去吃火锅吗？”竹君棠皱了皱眉,“我不爱吃鱼丸,鱼的话,我只吃极少数几种淡水鱼和海鱼,不吃鲸鱼和海豚。” Liu Changan coldly visits her, „you can in resisting stubbornly loss, understood the meaning of shouldering, actually does not know resists stubbornly with the fish, the gefilte fish has no relations?” 刘长安冷冷地看着她,“你能够把负隅顽抗中的负,理解成背负的意思,却不知道负隅顽抗和鱼,鱼丸没有任何关系？” Zhu Juntang every so often is the real illiterate person, but will also install, misinterprets the Liu Changan word usage intentionally, to achieve the effect of shift topic. 竹君棠很多时候是真文盲,但也会装,故意曲解刘长安的用词,以达到转移话题的效果。 He noticed that her eye roves in the eye socket, knows that she resulted in intentionally, as for the whale and dolphin is the mammal, is not the fresh water fish is not the sea fish and so on general knowledge, is disinclined...... to consider as finished, she was short of the general knowledge, therefore Liu Changan bears the temper and she speaks the common whale and dolphin is being the cetacea aquatic mammal, the dolphin is the knowledge of whale. 他看到她的眼睛在眼眶里转来转去,就知道她是故意得了,至于鲸鱼和海豚是哺乳动物,既不是淡水鱼也不是海鱼之类的常识,也懒得……算了,她本就欠缺常识,于是刘长安耐着性子和她讲了讲常见的鲸鱼和海豚都是鲸类水生哺乳动物,海豚就是鲸鱼的小知识。 Is chatting with Zhu Juntang, attracted her attention, took the car(riage) her, then told that the driver hurries to toward the orangery community. 和竹君棠聊着天,吸引了她的注意力,把她带上了车,然后吩咐司机往橘园小区赶去。 „Since the dolphin is the whale, then the dolphin will gnaw off to insert the head of small fish, will the whale also do that? If the big whale, it needs with the shark and so on does being used do? Once I fish in Atlantic Ocean, saw shark that does not have the head, perhaps was the whale did it.” Zhu Juntang puts out a hand to press firmly between the fingers the chin, reveals the serious ponder the expression. “既然海豚就是鲸鱼,那么海豚会把小鱼的头咬掉来插,鲸鱼也会这么做吗？如果是大鲸鱼,它岂不是需要拿鲨鱼之类的用来做？有一次我在大西洋里钓鱼,看到了一只没头的鲨鱼,说不定就是鲸鱼干了它。”竹君棠伸手捏住下巴,露出严肃思考的表情。 This is the proper knowledge does not have, the strange knowledge grasps are too many, Liu Changan remembers Zhu Juntang also with he has spoken the sheep brothel and so on thing. 这就是正经知识一点没有,奇怪的知识掌握的太多,刘长安想起竹君棠还和他讲过羊妓院之类的东西。 Su Mei loses Zhu Juntang to his here, how perhaps actually does not care about Liu Changan to teach her, what progress can at teaching this matter makes, but isn't able to endure her purely? 苏眉把竹君棠丢到他这里,说不定其实根本不在意刘长安怎么管教她,能在教导她这件事情上取得什么成绩,只是单纯地无法忍受她了吧？ That oneself should sympathize with Su Mei these years to be suffered by Zhu Juntang, annoyed Zhu Juntang under teaching of Su Mei became this appearance? 那自己到底是应该同情苏眉这些年来被竹君棠折磨,还是恼火在苏眉的管教下竹君棠成了这副模样？ …… …… …… …… Thank everyone's generous to hit to enjoy, various types asked. 感谢大家的慷慨打赏,各种求。