您可以在百度里搜索“我真的长生不老妙笔阁(imiaobige.com)”查找最新章节！ Finished eating the breakfast, Zhou Dongdong and Lucien goes to school, Zhou Shuling wants to go to Baolong Centre with Zhu Juntang, but Zhu Juntang apparently did not have this wish. 吃完早餐,周咚咚和陆斯恩上学去了,周书玲想和竹君棠一起去宝隆中心,但是竹君棠显然没有这个意愿。 Shangguan Dandan went to downstairs to boil water, because got up she not to boil water this morning, but went to the food market, therefore burns now. 上官澹澹去楼下烧水了,因为今天早上起来她没有烧水,而是去了菜市场,所以现在才烧。 Liu Changan changed the clothes, looked at one on his computer Zhu Juntang. 刘长安换了衣服,看了一眼正在他的电脑上点来点去的竹君棠。 „On my computer nothing can provide you to use to taunt, threat or as handle the thing.” Liu Changan told Zhu Juntang. “我的电脑上没有任何可以提供你利用来嘲讽,威胁或者作为把柄的东西。”刘长安告诉竹君棠。 Zhu Juntang threw the mouse conveniently, a meaning does not have. 竹君棠随手就把鼠标丢了,一点意思也没有。 „I must go to school, can't you go?” Liu Changan asked. “我要去学校了,你去不去？”刘长安问道。 Zhu Juntang nods, although she thought that oneself accepted to make up for a missed lesson, why can also go to the school learn/study? However she like this after mother has said that is replied, therefore Zhu Juntang does not dare righteous skipping classes. 竹君棠点了点头,尽管她觉得自己都接受补课了,为什么还要去学校学习？但是她这样和妈妈说过以后,并没有得到回复,所以竹君棠不敢理直气壮的逃课。 Zhu Juntang believes that mother saw the information, the meaning that but Third Madam does not reply naturally is not default, but is „you do not try” the meaning. 竹君棠相信妈妈是看到了信息的,但三太太不回复的意思当然不是默认,而是“你不去试试”的意思。 Therefore Zhu Juntang follows Liu Changan to go downstairs, saw that Shangguan Dandan is sitting on the sliver backless stool, tender exquisite both hands are ripping the white silk on orange petal to wind carefully, two ruddy lips sip in the same place are digging, the earnest appearance is similar she artistic work that makes anything to carve. 于是竹君棠跟着刘长安下楼,看到上官澹澹正坐在长条板凳上,柔嫩小巧的双手正在仔仔细细地撕着桔瓣上的白色丝络,两片红润的嘴唇抿在一起撅着,认认真真的模样仿佛她在做什么精雕细琢的艺术工作似的。 The canteen bunch made a sound, Shangguan Dandan then studied canteen „honk......” to shout, then loved tenderly touched the oneself heat preservation pot, raised again burns the canteen to irrigate. 水壶嘟噜噜地响了,上官澹澹便学着水壶“嘟……”地喊了一声,然后怜爱地摸了摸自己的保温壶,再提起烧水壶灌水。 „Dandan, you are industrious and brave.” The Zhu Juntang praise said. “澹澹,你勤劳又勇敢。”竹君棠夸赞道。 Liu Changan cannot help but looked at Zhu Juntang, Zhu Juntang is only one will praise the Shangguan Dandan industrious and brave person probably. 刘长安不由得看了一眼竹君棠,竹君棠大概是唯一一个会夸奖上官澹澹勤劳又勇敢的人。 Even if likes egg elder sister's Zhou Dongdong very much, in the subconscious can still distinguish, the house job that Shangguan Dandan makes cannot compare Zhou Dongdong. 即便是很喜欢鸡蛋姐姐的周咚咚,潜意识里也能够分辨出来,上官澹澹做的家务活连周咚咚都比不上。 Zhu Juntang was different, she except for talking, almost anything is not done, at handling housework matter, Zhu Juntang cannot share half and half with Shangguan Dandan, but candidly admits defeat. 竹君棠就不一样了,她除了动嘴,几乎什么事情都不做的,在做家务这件事情上,竹君棠并不能够和上官澹澹平分秋色,而是甘拜下风。 Possibly this not laziest, is lazier. 可能这就是没有最懒,只有更懒吧。 Shangguan Dandan acts with constraint nods, is not the praise of Zhu Juntang gives birth to many to be self-satisfied, but looked at Liu Changan. 上官澹澹矜持地点了点头,并不为竹君棠的夸赞而生出多少得意,只是看了一眼刘长安。 „I gave a Dongdong/thud orange, gave mother Dongdong/thud an orange, my oneself must eat one, remaining eat to you.” Shangguan Dandan puts out the last orange to give Liu Changan from the plastic bag. “我给了咚咚一个桔子,给了咚咚妈妈一个桔子,我自己要吃一个,剩下一个给你们吃。”上官澹澹从塑料袋里拿出最后一个桔子递给刘长安。 Liu Changan suspected that visits her, „orange” according to the truth was only an old stem, but how the opposite party pondered over all day is making Liu Changan her son's Shangguan Dandan, must suspect her intention. 刘长安怀疑地看着她,按道理来说“桔子”只是一个老梗了,但对方是整天琢磨着怎么让刘长安成为她儿子的上官澹澹来说,必须怀疑她的用心。 Zhu Juntang receives on own initiative, Liu Changan saw that Shangguan Dandan cannot help but reveals a disappointment, he then knows that suspicion of oneself is right. 竹君棠主动接了过来,刘长安看到上官澹澹不由得流露出一丝失望,他便知道自己的怀疑是对的。 Shangguan Dandan has not said anything, returns room took an egg with soaking paper-insulated, placed the small stove border to roast, must make full use of the coal briquette the surplus heats to be good, otherwise a day a coal briquette can only be used to heat pot water, Shangguan Dandan thought that too wasted. 上官澹澹没有说什么,回房间拿了一个鸡蛋用浸湿的纸包了起来,放在了小火炉边沿烤,必须充分利用煤球的剩余热量才行,不然一天一个煤球只能用来烧一壶水,上官澹澹觉得太浪费了。 „Dandan, you will also roast the egg, my anything cannot!” Zhu Juntang praised Shangguan Dandan once again heartfeltly. “澹澹,你还会烤鸡蛋啊,我什么都不会！”竹君棠又一次衷心地夸赞上官澹澹。 Liu Changan gave the Shangguan Dandan 50 dollars as usual, walks toward the community outside. 刘长安照例给了上官澹澹五十块钱,就往小区外走去。 „Roasting the egg must defend in side, one will have been turning, will otherwise burn, or inside protein is hard, is not crisp is not delicious.” Shangguan Dandan said that oneself roasts the experience of egg. “烤鸡蛋要在旁边守着,过一会翻一翻,不然会烤焦,或者里边的蛋白硬硬的,不是脆脆的就不好吃了。”上官澹澹说了说自己烤鸡蛋的经验。 „Do you want to go to our school to play?” Zhu Juntang invited warmly. “你要不要去我们学校玩？”竹君棠热情地邀请。 Shangguan Dandan hesitated, shakes the head, „I have not dared to go to that far place, waited for Liu Changan to lead me to go to one time I to go again.” 上官澹澹迟疑了一下,摇了摇头,“我还不敢去那么远的地方,等刘长安带我去过一次了我再去。” „Good, I first walked.” Zhu Juntang waves with the Shangguan Dandan farewell. “好吧,那我先走了。”竹君棠挥了挥手和上官澹澹告别。 Shangguan Dandan sits on the small bench, waves, then started to eat oneself just to peel good the orange, when everyone finished eating the breakfast to come out to take a stroll again after a while, can gather in the sales store boss maternal home to play cards. 上官澹澹坐在小长凳上,也挥了挥手,然后开始吃自己刚刚剥好的桔子,等再过一会儿大家都吃完早餐出来溜达了,就可以聚到小卖部老板娘家里打牌了。 Zhu Juntang ran is running was catching up with Liu Changan. 竹君棠跑着跑着追上了刘长安。 „Dandan is really fierce, a young person, will boil water will roast the egg, definitely the stove is also her oneself lives, I remember that my previous time lights a fire, does obeisance the Bodhisattva with time, took fragrance to fire the flare.” Zhu Juntang is praising Shangguan Dandan diligently, his side are very many lovable is attractive and competent beautiful young girl, why always to focus on that No. 2 building body? “澹澹真厉害,小小的一个人,又会烧水又会烤鸡蛋,肯定火炉子也是她自己生起来的,我记得我上次烧火,还是和雅雅去拜菩萨的时候,拿了一把香烧成了火把。”竹君棠努力夸赞着上官澹澹,他身边挺多可爱又漂亮又能干的美少女,干嘛老是把眼光放在那个二号楼身上呢？ He has a look at Bai Hui, Dandan such beautiful young girl is good, Zhu Juntang best sisters Qin Yanan. 他多看看白茴啊,澹澹啊这样的美少女多好,还有竹君棠最好的姐妹秦雅南。 , Zhu Juntang thought objectively Qin Yanan is most suitable to work as the role of empress'palace big woman, is not because Qin Yanan is also the woman such reason of Zhu Juntang likes...... Liu Changan, even to ask many beautiful young girls to become the wife, first sets upright the empress'palace flag, by the stature, by the appearance, by the makings, how must be Miss Little Nan is second to none, then is Bai Hui, Dandan these. 客观地来说,竹君棠觉得秦雅南才是最适合当正宫大妇的角色,并非是因为秦雅南也是竹君棠喜欢的女人这样的原因……刘长安就算想要找很多美少女当老婆,先把正宫大旗竖起来,论身材,论长相,论气质,怎么都得是小南姑娘首屈一指啊,然后便是白茴啊,澹澹啊这些。 „Did you praise her...... to be earnest?” Liu Changan turns head to look Zhu Juntang that a face admires. “你夸她……是认真的？”刘长安扭头看着一脸佩服的竹君棠。 „I do not dare...... as the saying goes, the gentleman is not built on the water and fire, the meaning is the intelligent person must be far away from the boiling water the place.” Zhu Juntang touched the skin of oneself, imagined oneself tender flesh burnt the scene by the boiling water or the fire, hit to tremble, „that was must raise burns the canteen oh...... the water boiling hot, canteen also boiling hot, thinks is very dangerous.” “我就不敢……俗话说的好,君子不立于水火之中,意思就是聪明的人要远离烧开水的地方。”竹君棠摸了摸自己的皮肤,想象了一下自己柔嫩的肌肤被开水或者大火烫了一下的情景,打了个寒颤,“那可是要提烧水壶嗳……水都是滚烫的,水壶也是滚烫的,想想就十分危险。” „First, in the slang does not have the gentleman is not built on the water and fire these words, second, what you said is the gentleman is not built on under the danger wall, has no relations with the place of boiling water. Third, even if your Zhu Family ancestor invented the gentleman is not situated in the proverb in water and fire, these words his paternal grandmother still and boiling water had no relations!” Liu Changan stared Zhu Juntang, has neither learning nor skill Liu Changan also to explode the swearing, Zhu Juntang is the first person. “第一,俗话里没有君子不立于水火之中这句话,第二,你说的是君子不立于危墙之下,和烧开水的地方没有任何关系。第三,就算你竹家的老祖宗发明了君子不立于水火之中的俗语,这句话他奶奶的也和烧开水没有任何关系！”刘长安瞪了一眼竹君棠,不学无术到刘长安也想爆粗口,竹君棠是第一人。 „.” Zhu Juntang nods to indicate that knew. “哦。”竹君棠点了点头表示知道了。 Liu Changan sped up the footsteps. 刘长安加快了脚步。 Zhu Juntang pursued hastily, „you...... hey, you spoke the vulgar language slowly a moment ago! You said his paternal grandmother!” 竹君棠连忙追了上去,“你慢点嘛……噫,你刚才说粗话！你说他奶奶的！” „Closes your trifling thing.” “关你屁事。” „Also spoke the vulgar language!” “又说粗话！” Liu Changan stopped the footsteps suddenly, Zhu Juntang hit the back of Liu Changan. 刘长安突然停下了脚步,竹君棠撞到了刘长安的后背。 Zhu Juntang is frowning to rejoice, if Bai Hui or Qin Yanan hit the back of Liu Changan, stops them, good oneself...... no. 竹君棠皱着眉头庆幸,要是白茴或者秦雅南这么撞到刘长安的后背,一定痛死她们,还好自己……没什么。 „Later I Zhou Dongdong studies, I cannot make her hear the text to sleep, otherwise after she grows up , like you.” Liu Changan considered said that „also some...... I must propose to your mother, winter vacation must invite a teacher of traditional culture basic education to you.” “以后我给周咚咚读书的时候,我不能让她听到课文就睡觉了,不然她长大以后和你一样。”刘长安考虑了一下说道,“还有……我要向你妈妈提议,寒假必须给你请一个传统文化基础教学的老师。” Zhu Juntang gawked, opens mouth, finally has not exuded „” the protests, lift the fist to beat Liu Changan angrily. 竹君棠愣了一下,张了张嘴,终于没有发出“咩咩”的抗议声,愤怒地抬起拳头捶刘长安。 The uncle can endure, fairy maiden cannot endure, Zhu Juntang is unable to endure the humiliation of Liu Changan again. 叔叔能忍,仙女不能忍,竹君棠再也无法忍受刘长安的欺凌。 Rabbit anxious, in addition will bite, let alone is the sheep? 兔子急了尚且会咬人,更何况是羊？ A Zhu Juntang fist another fist, on each fist is attaching the strength of wind and thunder, giving up study that Wind and Thunder Sword Sect of the Nine Provinces does not pass on. 竹君棠一拳又一拳,每一拳上都附加着风雷之力,正是九州风雷剑门不传的绝学。 The Fist Arts of thunder attacks, letting Liu Changan is unable to prevent, the anger that Zhu Juntang erupts allowed her to enter the microcosm pattern, immediately spat the blood of several large bowls Liu Changan hit. 电闪雷鸣的拳法出击,让刘长安无法阻挡,竹君棠爆发的怒气让她进入了小宇宙模式,顿时就把刘长安打的吐了几大碗的血。 The dripping with blood, the blood is flowing, his whole body is the blood, horrible to look. 鲜血淋漓,鲜血流淌着,他浑身是血,惨不忍睹。 Even so, Zhu Juntang has not shown mercy, looks at his pitiful appearance callously, again arrogant with putting on the slender calf of small sock raised the tip of the toe, kicked his buttocks fiercely, making him fall the wild goose -type condition to hit on the wall by Pingsha, the entire wall collapsed, entire buried Liu Changan! 即便如此,竹君棠也没有手下留情,冷酷地看着他凄惨的模样,再傲慢地用穿着小袜的修长小腿提起脚尖,猛踢他的屁股,让他以平沙落雁式的状态撞到了墙上,整面墙倒塌下来,把刘长安整个埋了！ Above, is the Zhu Juntang imagination effects. 以上,都是竹君棠的想象效果。 „Grandfather! Does not want!” Zhu Juntang grasps the arm of Liu Changan to act like a spoiled brat panic-stricken, „do not suffer such lovably!” “爷爷！不要嘛！”竹君棠惊慌失措地抱住刘长安的手臂撒娇,“不要折磨这么可爱的咩咩嘛！” „I study call to listen to you!” “我学咩咩叫给你听！” „I rip to you small sock and small skirt!” “我把小袜和小裙给你撕！” „I buy the adhesive tape for you! The powder powder, has the small fairy maiden design......” “我给你买胶带！粉粉的,有小仙女图案的……” Liu Changan shakes the head, whatever Zhu Juntang held his arm regret to wail and struggle constantly...... does not want to become the little friend of first grade with Zhou Dongdong simply initially, insisted that must read the kindergarten to be the same. 刘长安摇了摇头,任由竹君棠抱着他的手臂后悔不迭地哀嚎和挣扎……简直跟周咚咚当初不想成为一年级的小朋友,坚持还要去读幼儿园一样。