ITI :: Volume #6

#600: The people and sheep are impossible

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您可以在百度里搜索“我真的长生不老妙笔阁(imiaobige.com)”查找最新章节！ Lives in the building to start from Liu Changan, Zhou Shuling helps Liu Changan close frequently, although she is unable to understand why Liu Changan always does not close, but will not always talk over, many men are like this, the custom that having the woman is unable to understand, must change their concepts, not only undertakes a thankless task, but also is easy the fuse that becomes among the men and women to quarrel. 从刘长安住到楼上来开始,周书玲就经常帮刘长安关门,尽管她无法理解刘长安为什么老是不关门,但是也不会老是念叨,很多男人就是这样子,有着女人无法理解的习惯,非得扭转他们的观念,不但费力不讨好,还容易成为男女之间吵架的导火线。 In the morning naturally does not need Zhou Shuling to help close, but Liu Changan said in his refrigerator to have Qin Yanan to look for the black pudding that the person delivers yesterday evening, this morning eats the black pudding powder, therefore Zhou Shuling then went downstairs to take the black pudding, had a look at him to get out of bed while convenient. 早上当然是不用周书玲来帮忙关门的,只是昨天晚上刘长安说他冰箱里有秦雅南找人送过来的血肠,今天早上吃血肠粉,于是周书玲便下楼来拿血肠了,顺便看看他起床了没有。 Where thinks that saw such astonishing one? Early morning saw unexpectedly Zhu Juntang and Liu Changan rest on a bed. 哪里会想到看见了这么惊人的一幕呢？一大早的竟然看到了竹君棠和刘长安睡在一张床上。 When did their two do one? Before Zhou Shuling, has not discovered the symptom in this aspect! 他们两个什么时候搞到了一起的？周书玲以前根本就没有发现这方面的苗头！ Zhou Shuling knows that Zhu Juntang definitely has the favorable impression to Liu Changan, how otherwise to look for Liu Changan to play frequently? 周书玲知道竹君棠对刘长安肯定是有好感的,否则怎么会经常找刘长安玩呢？ Zhou Shuling also saw Liu Changan saying that Zhu Juntang was quite silly is quite stupid and so on, but the man actually liked this not intelligent girl, oneself was the quite intelligent type, did not ask for the man to like. 周书玲也见过刘长安说竹君棠比较傻比较笨之类的,可是男人其实还是喜欢这种不怎么聪明的女孩子吧,自己就是比较聪明的类型,不太讨男人喜欢。 Now oneself is closes the door to go upstairs, goes to the kitchen to make the breakfast? Zhou Shuling hesitant, then looked at one by the bedroom gate that she takes, went to the kitchen...... they to rest rested, the matter of primary importance has the breakfast in any case. 现在自己是关上门上楼,还是去厨房做早餐呢？周书玲犹豫了一下,回头看了一眼被她带上的卧室门,去厨房了……他们睡都睡了,反正最重要的事情是吃早饭。 In the bedroom Liu Changan and Zhu Juntang look at each other in blank dismay. 卧室里刘长安和竹君棠面面相觑。 Zhu Juntang feels somewhat awkwardly, therefore said: „!” 竹君棠感觉有些尴尬,于是说道:“咩！” „Do you have the mood study sheep to call?” Liu Changan looks at Zhu Juntang tranquilly, in the normal condition should think that this person of inconceivable, is only Liu Changan is experienced, let alone Zhu Juntang also repeatedly beyond expectation, therefore then does not have such as the average man to be hard to understand that like that visits her. “你还有心情学羊叫？”刘长安平静地看着竹君棠,正常情况下应该会觉得此人不可思议,只是刘长安见多识广,更何况竹君棠也屡屡出人意表,所以便没有如常人那般难以理解地看着她了。 „I do not know that said anything, therefore was installed at this time generally lovably.” Zhu Juntang said naturally, corrects oneself, „is not right, I originally lovable.” “我不知道说什么啊,所以这种时候一般就是装可爱啊。”竹君棠理所当然地说道,又纠正自己,“不对,我本来就可爱。” Liu Changan is most repugnant this type obviously is a mental handicap lifeform, actually thinks that oneself was the thing of lovable small creature, lifted the foot to kick Zhu Juntang, wanted to kick the bed to get down her. 刘长安最讨厌这种明明是个智障生物,却以为自己是可爱小动物的东西了,抬脚就踢竹君棠,想要把她踢到床下去。 Zhu Juntang first holds the quilt, then also grasps the leg of Liu Changan, is not willing to get down, although she does not know that must seize a domain to have what significance on the Liu Changan bed. 竹君棠先抓住被子,然后又抱住刘长安的腿,死活不肯下去,尽管她也不知道一定要在刘长安的床上占领一块地盘有什么意义。 „Quite disgusting, on your thigh has the wool.” When Liu Changan gave up, Zhu Juntang let loose the thigh of Liu Changan on own initiative, shut out touches the face, „you must blow cleanly the leg wool, like this I held the thigh time, will not arrive at the face by disgusting leg hair Ceng.” “好恶心,你的大腿上有毛。”就在刘长安放弃了的时候,竹君棠又主动放开了刘长安的大腿,嫌弃地摸了摸脸,“你要把腿毛刮干净,这样我抱大腿的时候,就不会被恶心的腿毛蹭到脸了。” „Do you believe me to make on your thigh grow hair?” Liu Changan took a look at Zhu Juntang stockings, „can penetrate the silk stockings, is thick and of jarai.” “你信不信我让你的大腿上长毛？”刘长安瞅了一眼竹君棠的长筒袜,“能够穿透丝袜,又粗又扎人的那种。” Zhu Juntang imagined on a oneself leg steadily such wool, called out in alarm one to crawl from the bed, quickly ran the bedroom. 竹君棠想象了一下自己腿上长了这样的毛,惊叫一声从床上爬了起来,急忙跑出了卧室。 Liu Changan stood to look at one by the window, Zhu Juntang fanned both hands is being has run away toward the community outside unexpectedly. 刘长安站起来透过窗户看了一眼,竹君棠扇动着双手居然是一直往小区外跑掉了。 Looked that her frightened bird fans the posture that the wing makes a getaway likely, when escapes does not forget to install lovably, is really a stupid sheep. 看她那像受惊的小鸟扇动翅膀逃之夭夭的姿势,连逃跑时都不忘记装可爱,真是头蠢羊。 Can frighten her, Liu Changan is rested the mood by the early morning that she disturbs, somewhat restored slightly. 能够吓唬住她,刘长安被她打扰的晨睡心情,还是略微有些恢复了。 Liu Changan takes the quilt to wrap up oneself, does not have the seduction of winter bedding, therefore the light the leg was getting out of bed, hears in the kitchen to have the sound, then walked. 刘长安拿着被子包住自己,已经没有了冬日被窝的诱惑了,于是光着腿起床了,听到厨房里有声音,便走了进去。 The women's busy back in kitchen, is in the life happy one, what the tradition corresponds is the man sweats at work the back that. 女人在厨房里忙碌的背影,一直是生活中美好的一幕,传统相对应的是男人在工作时挥汗的背影。 „Black pudding must first boil, rather than admits in the hot water to boil thoroughly directly.” Liu Changan reminded Zhou Shuling, Zhou Shuling tried to invent the new vegetable/dish although as always, but culinary skill has almost not progressed, Liu Changan must pay attention, do not make her waste the good black pudding. “血肠要先煮一煮,而不是直接放进面汤里煮熟。”刘长安提醒周书玲,周书玲尽管一如既往地试图发明新菜,但是厨艺几乎没有长进,刘长安得关注一下,不要让她浪费了上好的血肠。 „”, Zhou Shuling complied with one, why does not know, sees these black puddings this morning, cuts unexpectedly the somewhat carefree feeling. “哦”,周书玲应了一声,不知道为什么,今天早上看到这些血肠,切起来居然有些畅快的感觉。 „What in your brain thinks unhealthy thing?” Sees the Zhou Shuling expression, Liu Changan knows that she is indulging in flights of fancy. “你脑子里想什么不健康的东西？”看到周书玲的表情,刘长安就知道她在胡思乱想了。 Although and does not care is misunderstood, considering that thinks unexpectedly oneself can put together with Zhu Juntang, compares this point to endure on being hard. 尽管并不在意被误会,但是考虑到居然认为自己会和竹君棠搞在一起,相比较起来这一点就难以让人忍受了。 Let alone oneself, if did not explain, looked that under her toward the black pudding wanted the stance of cruel methods, Liu Changan really is also worried she was not careful her finger one also gives to chop. 更何况自己要是不说明一下的话,看她那朝着血肠要下狠手的姿态,刘长安还真担心她把她的手指头一个不小心也给剁了。 „I do not have, my where has?” The eye of Zhou Shuling transferred the revolutions. “我没有啊,我哪有？”周书玲的眼睛转了转。 „Yesterday I helped Zhu Juntang look for the making up for a missed lesson teacher, she definitely suppressed evening's air/Qi, wants to raise my bedding to retaliate me early.” Liu Changan knocked ten in the Zhou Shuling top of the head, „what thinks, what thinks? What thinks?” “昨天我帮竹君棠找了个补课老师,她肯定憋了一晚上的气,早早地就想来掀我被窝来报复我。”刘长安在周书玲头顶敲了十下,“想什么,想什么呢？想什么啊？” „My where has to let one's thoughts wander anything...... I to think that Third Young Lady here, felt very early in the morning made one discover was not good, I helped you close the gate.” Zhou Shuling feels to prevent him from continue knock, good oneself was not the little friend of Dongdong/thud such need mind growth, was knocked feels like knocked not intelligent as. “我哪有乱想什么……我就是觉得三小姐一大早地在这里,感觉让人发现了不好,我就帮你们把门关上了。”周书玲摸着头阻止他继续敲下去,还好自己不是咚咚这样需要头脑发育的小朋友了,被这么敲感觉好像会被敲的不聪明似的。 „That thank you.” Liu Changan is shaking the hand of Zhou Shuling stop, sincerely nod expression of gratitude. “那谢谢你了。”刘长安握着周书玲挡头的手,诚恳地点头道谢。 „Hateful!” Zhou Shuling stops doing, the happy expression contains to be angry, this person really likes putting on airs. “讨嫌！”周书玲抽出手来,笑意含嗔,这个人真爱装模做样。 Liu Changan then washed the face to clean the teeth, felt relieved, today's breakfast ate no issue probably. 刘长安便去洗脸刷牙了,也放下心来,今天的早餐大概吃起来没有什么问题了。 Prepares to have the breakfast time, Shangguan Dandan unexpectedly Zhu Juntang leading, after Zhu Juntang ran up to the community entrance, calmly, oneself was frightened, in the normal condition the bad old man is not so definitely bad, making on her thigh be covered with the black thick wool, what advantage has to him? Gives her a defense measure, when making him to rip her small sock afterward wasn't good to start? 准备吃早餐的时候,上官澹澹居然把竹君棠给领了回来,原来竹君棠跑到小区门口以后就冷静了下来,自己只是被吓唬到了,正常情况下糟老头子肯定没有这么坏,让她的大腿上长满黑黑粗粗的毛,对他有什么好处呢？给她一种防卫手段,让他以后来撕她的小袜时不好下手吗？ Because thinks that on leg long this type of wool, Zhu Juntang is panic, was not equal to fearing Liu Changan, therefore Zhu Juntang a little wants to turn back, thought that escaped a moment ago a little does not have the face, happen to met to buy Shangguan Dandan that four oranges came back at the food market. 因为想到腿上长这种毛,竹君棠才惊慌失措的,并不等于怕了刘长安,于是竹君棠就有点想折返回来,又觉得刚才逃跑有点没面子,正好遇见到在菜市场买了四个桔子回来的上官澹澹。 Shangguan Dandan hear of Zhu Juntang said the after whole story of matter, the decision protects Zhu Juntang, guaranteed to Zhu Juntang, if Liu Changan let on the leg of Zhu Juntang steadily the black thick wool, Shangguan Dandan had the means to help Zhu Juntang restore such as beginning. 上官澹澹听竹君棠说了事情的原委以后,就决定保护竹君棠,向竹君棠保证,如果刘长安让竹君棠的腿上长了黑粗的毛,上官澹澹就有办法帮竹君棠恢复如初。 The feeling had Zhu Juntang of backer, then follows put on a high and mighty act in Shangguan Dandan behind, visited. 感觉有了靠山的竹君棠,便趾高气昂地跟在上官澹澹身后,又上门来了。 „Third Young Lady, you have the breakfast here.” Zhou Shuling stood hastily, she misunderstood some of others unavoidable apologies, but the breakfast has not made one, her can eat to Zhu Juntang, her a while must go to the shop in any case, eats to the shop in again is also very convenient. “三小姐,你在这里吃早餐吧。”周书玲连忙站了起来,她误会了人家难免有些歉意,只是早餐没有多做一份,她的可以给竹君棠吃,反正她一会儿要去店里了,到店里再吃也很方便。 „Thanks, but I do not like eating the powder, I am losing weight, in the morning I drank the milk.” Zhu Juntang still has eaten the pork soup spicy cockerel powder that Liu Changan and Zhou Shuling set up a stall one time, at that time Zhu Juntang thought oneself could die. “谢谢,不过我不爱吃粉,我正在减肥,早上我喝了奶了。”竹君棠依然记得有一次吃过刘长安和周书玲摆摊的红汤辣公鸡粉,当时竹君棠就觉得自己可能会死。 „Your she, she grazes leave alone.” Liu Changan beckons with the hand, hints Zhou Shuling to sit down. “你别管她,她吃草的。”刘长安摆了摆手,示意周书玲坐下。 Zhou Dongdong had started, when the rice noodle like by the rice noodle machine manufacture lens playbacking, suo entered in her small mouth. 周咚咚已经开动了,米粉像被米粉机制作出来时的镜头回放一样,嗦进了她的小嘴巴里。 Only then Shangguan Dandan looks at the cover of black pudding in the suspicion. 只有上官澹澹在怀疑地看着血肠的外皮。 „This is a black pudding, is similar to the sausage.” Zhou Shuling answered hastily, this did not have the means that sometimes the child did not like eating something, but you, if deceived her things is other anything, they can eat was very happy. “这是血肠,就和火腿肠差不多。”周书玲连忙解释道,这也是没有办法啊,有时候小孩就是不爱吃一些东西,但你要是骗她那些东西是别的什么,她们又能吃的很开心。 Hearing is the sausage similar thing, therefore Shangguan Dandan then ate very much happily, the sausage she is willing to eat, she somewhat suspected a moment ago these black puddings is a bit like the pig intestines similar feeling that Liu Changan deceives her to eat probably. 听到是和火腿肠差不多的东西,于是上官澹澹便很开心地吃了起来,火腿肠她是愿意吃的,她刚才只是有些怀疑这些血肠好像有点像那次刘长安骗她吃的猪肠差不多的感觉。 Liu Changan looks serious, since Shangguan Dandan thought that Zhou Shuling is „daughter-in-law who” she most likes, was cheated by „daughter-in-law” was eating the pig intestines, Shangguan Dandan decides however is acceptable, Liu Changan have no reason to smile to make noise. 刘长安神情严肃,既然上官澹澹觉得周书玲是她最喜欢的“儿媳妇”,那么想必被“儿媳妇”哄骗着又吃了猪肠,上官澹澹定然是可以接受的,刘长安也没有理由笑出声来。
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