Family. 家。 In the morning comes back from Landlady, Zhang Ye another fell on the bed has taken a nap, does not have the means that that was fallen by Rao Aimin is really seven meat eight elements, did not have recovers consciousness. Really, Landlady small advantage where is so good to occupy, this time he was the long lesson |, the lesson betel radical comrades of blood 早晨从房东阿姨家回来,张烨又一头倒在了床上假寐,没办法,被饶爱敏那一摔真是七荤八素,还没太缓过来呢。果然啊,房东阿姨的便宜哪里是那么好占的,这次他是长教训丨了,血的教训榔刂同志们 Drops the drop, a short note. 滴滴,一个短信。 Zhang Ye ate to turn the arm painful, brought a cell phone point, then all of a sudden calm, the waist is not sour, the leg does not hurt 张烨吃痛地扭了扭胳膊,拿来手机一点,然后一下子就淡定不了了,腰不酸了,腿也不疼了 Is the bank to the account reminder 是银行到账提醒 Payment for published piece to 5 million 稿费到了5000000 Removes the related categories of taxes, this is Zhang Ye sells out the income of «Ghost Blows Out The Light» and several fairy tales 刨除相关税种,这就是张烨卖掉《鬼吹灯》和几个童话故事的收入 cell phone inspires, the telephone came, was initially Zhang Ye relation the young leader in that Beijing Education Publishing House, „feeds, Teacher Little Zhang, Ha Ha, did the payment for published piece receive? First Congratulations you, «Ghost Blows Out The Light» yesterday's sale attained greatly successfully, no, it can be said that the unprecedented success, our publishing house did to publish these many years, besides the publications of some non- commercial natures, but also did not have first day” he to appear very excited on the sales 90,000 volume of records, „can work with you are our being honored, you walked, was a person of creation miracle” 手机一振,电话来了,正是当初张烨联系的那个京城教育出版社的小头头,“喂,小张老师啊,哈哈,稿费收到了吧？先恭喜你了,《鬼吹灯》昨天的销售大获成功,不,可以说是前所未有的成功,我们出版社做出版了这么多年,除了一些非商业性质的出版外,还从没有第一天就销售90000册的记录呢”他显得很激动,“能跟您合作是我们的荣幸,您一路走来,就是一个创造奇迹的人” Zhang Ye said with a smile: „You held, I do not have am so fierce, is your sales publicity can complete.” 张烨笑道:“您太捧了,我没那么厉害,是你们的销售宣传做得好。” „This sales volume gradually will definitely drop, is impossible to stay at a high level, we estimated conservatively, this year within the «Ghost Blows Out The Light» sales volume is lowest can also achieve the single book 700,000, next year possibly can grow was few, but meets increase printing, I think, so long as has time, breaks through the single book 1 million myth sales volumes possibly is not the issue.” Middle-aged person very excited [say / way]. “不过这个销量肯定会逐渐下降,不可能一直都居高不下,我们最保守的预计,今年之内《鬼吹灯》销量最低也能达到单册700000,明年可能就会增长的很少了,但还是会加印的,我想只要有时间,突破单册1000000本的神话销量可能并不是什么问题。”中年人很兴奋道。 This sales volume in Zhang Ye anticipated, does not have what surprised, „that several fairy tale how?” 这个销量也在张烨的预期内,并没有什么惊讶,“那几个童话方面怎么样了？” The middle-aged people continue to report good news: „Has started publicity, when some bookstore and network dealer knows that we must publish «Snow White» and « The Wizard of Oz " and other fairy tale of the books, for serveral days had several bookstores to hit the call words to be scheduled ahead of time, the scheduled quantity put together has been over 30,000 volume, here also very much attached great importance , the society managerial decision sped up the publication of your fairy tale, in the near future on the on the shelf sale” 中年人继续报喜道:“已经开始着手宣传了,当有些书店和网络经销商知道我们要出版《白雪公主》和《绿野仙踪》等童话的书籍,这些天已经有十几家书店打来电话提前预定,预定数量加在一起已经超过了30000册,我们这里也很重视,社领导决定加快你童话故事的出版,近期就上架销售” Tying a string. 挂了线。 Zhang Ye did not feel relieved that and turned on computer to look up the bottom wire silver, were really many 5 million, this huge amount made Zhang Ye be completely muddled, how could has he seen these much money? 张烨不放心地又打开电脑查了下网银,果然是多了5000000,这笔巨大的数额让张烨晕头转向了,他何曾见过这么多钱？ Rich 有钱了啊 Can purchase homes to buy the car(riage) 能买房买车了啊 Zhang Ye first thinks is buys in one set of Beijing two points of three-bedrooms, then? What then buys? But also buys, slowly also loans then certainly 5 million to think in entire funds Beijing two points big three do occupy? That has New York Times and in «Washington Post» the possible matter 张烨第一个想到的就是买一套京城内二环的三居室,然后呢？然后买什么？咳咳,还买个屁啊,然后当然是慢慢还贷款5000000想全款京城内二环的大三居？那是只有《纽约时报》和《华盛顿邮报》里才可能出现的事情 First time, Zhang Ye opened weibo and fans interacted, this was he liked in recently a matter, because his fans number grew more than 89,000, he even discovered that this can also increase Reputation value, sent some interesting things, sends the words that made everybody admire, Zhang Ye will receive more or less Reputation value, after all this was also Xiaoxiao from the media, too in a big way had not distinguished with Radio Station TV station. 第一时间,张烨就打开微博和粉丝们互动了,这是他最近非常喜欢于的一件事,因为他粉丝数已经增长到了89000多,他甚至发现这样也能增加声望值,发一些有意思的东西,发一些让大家佩服的话,张烨就会收到或多或少的声望值,毕竟这也是个小小的自媒体,跟电台电视台本质上没太大区别。 Issues weibo: The payment for published piece received, but one's own calculates that to buying the good point house will never be, ok, does not buy. 发布微博:稿费收到了,不过自己算了算,离买个好一点的房子还是遥遥无期啊,算了,还是不买了。 Zhang Ye fans l can't does not know that is the entire day is defending Zhang Ye, a Weibo publication, the first reprint and commentary is he, „? Can't Teacher Zhang purchase homes?” 张烨粉丝l号也不知道是不是全天就守着张烨呢,微薄一发表,第一个转载和评论的就是他,“不会吧？张老师都买不起房？” „Payment for published piece how many? Asked to disclose” “稿费多少？求爆料” „Definitely was 1 million ranks, «Ghost Blows Out The Light» was too hot” “肯定是1000000级别了,《鬼吹灯》太火了” „Far more than is 1 million? Minimum several million do right by this quarrying a mountain work” “何止是1000000啊？起码几百万才对得起这部开山作品” „Ha Ha, saw that Teacher Zhang sold to sprout, but house price truly really expensive, my this whole life do not want to buy, can only rent a room.” “哈哈,又看到张老师卖萌了,不过房价确实真的贵啊,我这辈子是别想买了,只能租房喽。” Everybody was discussing. 大家正讨论呢。 Suddenly inserts very unharmonious Voice, „this Zhang Ye brain is remnant, now is the house price expensive? Suffices cheaply, not being able to afford is you do not have the skill, do not blame god and man, although I cannot afford, but my many person entire funds purchase homes, but also is the A-list city” 突然插进来一个很不和谐的声音,“这个张烨脑残吧,现在房价还贵？够便宜的了,买不起是你们没本事,不要怨天尤人,我虽然也买不起,但我身边很多人都全款买房的,还都是一线城市” This person of nickname was called „father to be biggest”. 这人昵称叫“老子最大”。 Under some people return to the covered passageway: „Real false? Entire funds? A-list city?” 底下有人回复道:“真的假的啊？全款？一线城市？” Father main road: „Naturally, but also the house with urban district, does not have anything to be difficult” 老子最大道:“当然了,还都是跟市区的房子,没什么难的” „Laughable.” Some people refuted: „You know that now the house price is much expensive? Don't you read the news?” “可笑。”有人反驳道:“你知道现在房价多贵吗？你不看新闻啊？” Zhang Ye fans No. l speechless [say / way]: „This person is not does not read the news, it is estimated that looked that «News broadcast» grows up” 张烨粉丝l号无语道:“这人不是不看新闻,估计是看《新闻联播》长大的” The powder Zhang Ye Weibo, basically the major part is „warrior”, then has provoked the war, the people quarrelled immediately in one 粉了张烨微薄的,基本上有一大部分都是“斗士”,这下挑起了战争,众人顿时吵在了一起 These send under Zhang Ye that weibo, he naturally but, scolded me? Is the house price cheap? Therefore the publication said: „Everybody do not quarrel, actually the ` father is biggest, is reasonable, I who said also know that a friend, he was the entire funds has also bought the house in A-list city urban district, this was not impossible, worked also to buy these so-called mansions by one's own same, dream that this is unable to realize.” 这些都是发在张烨那条微博下面的,他自然也无奈不已,骂我？还房价便宜？于是发表道:“大家别吵了,其实‘老子最大,说的也有道理,我也知道一个朋友,他也是全款买了一线城市市区的房子,这不是不可能的,靠自己打工也一样可以买上那些所谓的豪宅,这不是无法实现的梦想。” „Works to buy the mansion?” “打工能买豪宅？” „How possible” “怎么可能” „Well? Does Teacher Zhang in help that person speak?” “咦？张老师于嘛帮那人说话？” „Is this reasonable? The fools know that the house price is much high” “这还有道理啊？傻子都知道房价多高” „Teacher Zhang does the brain enter the water today?” “张老师今天脑子进水了吧？” The people questioned that Zhang Ye comes, some people spoke are very coarse. 众人都质疑起张烨来,有些人说话还很难听。 Zhang Ye thinks little, the typing said: „You listen to the story of my friend.” He accidentally has also remembered his world very popular piece. 张烨不以为意,打字道:“你们听一听我朋友的故事吧。”他也是偶然想起了他那个世界非常流行的一个段子。 „You said” “你说” „This is not pulls” “这不是扯呢么” „How I must have a look to buy but actually” “我倒要看看怎么买” Many people created a disturbance. 好多人都起哄上了。 The Zhang Ye round said: „Five years ago, when my friend Clinton seeks employment everywhere runs into a wall, finally goes to work to be the young programmer in some Beijing small it Corporation. Crossed for a half year, Clinton thought that this way is not the means that decided that subscribes for one five years to purchase homes the plan, the plan carried out ` just to start is very really painful step by step thoroughly, any human relations treated with courtesy with the entertainment consumption cannot do, Clinton recalled. ` I start to use to get off work time to go to the financial plan curriculum and procedure curriculum, increases the one's own strength., This, Clinton uses the it Skill qualifying examination of big Xiaoxiao, making the company help him raise in salary year by year 0. ` I have also registered many management courses, knows many field prominent figures., By such exchange, Clinton gradually establishes the one's own personal connection. Finally, closes right up against 50,000 that in the five years accumulates, is adding on 7.96 million that parents gives, Clinton buys the life first house, moreover in Beijing city two points of regions. ` Has the dream to be most beautiful, builds the dream to be steadfast, the Clinton look was saying firm and resolute.” 张烨发道:“五年前,我朋友小柯求职时处处碰壁,最后在北京某间小it公司上班担任小程序员。过了半年,小柯觉得这样下去不是办法,决定订出一个五年买房计划,步步规划彻底执行‘刚开始真的很痛苦,什么交际应酬与娱乐消费都不能做了,小柯回忆道。‘我开始利用下班时间去上财务规划课程与程序课程,增加自己的实力。,就这样,小柯利用大大小小的it技能检定考试,让公司逐年帮他加薪0。‘我还去报名了许多管理课程,认识许多业界杰出人士。,透过这样的交流,小柯逐步建立起自己的人脉。最后,靠着这五年来累积的50000,在加上父母给的7960000,小柯买下人生第一栋房子,而且是在京城市二环区域。‘有梦最美,筑梦踏实,,小柯眼神坚毅地说着。” At first everybody also earnestly looks how wants to study to study the Zhang Ye friend to complete to work to buy the miracle of mansion, therefore if by any chance the accident ends, all people fainted 起初大家还认真看着,想研究学习一下张烨的朋友到底是怎么完成打工买豪宅的奇迹的,但等故事发完,所有人都晕倒了 „Pū” “噗” „Hahaha” “哈哈哈” „God transition” “神转折啊” „Really is the Teacher Zhang style” “果然是张老师的风格” „Teacher Zhang sprouted was too funny” “张老师太萌了太逗了” „This is Master, a story can write such satirizes has connotation” “这就是大师啊,一个小故事都能写得这么讽刺有内涵” „ Originally is ironic I also thinks that the Teacher Zhang brain entered the water to apologize rapidly my shame to Teacher Zhang “原来是反讽我还以为张老师脑子进水了迅速道歉我愧对张老师啊 Later has certainly supported you ” 以后肯定一直支持你” „This story has written our aspiration and call” “这个故事写出了我们的心声和呐喊啊” „This is Writer, at least is Writer in my heart, has a look at Teacher Zhang, can write the modern poetry, can write the ancient poetry, can write the novel, can write the fairy tale, but can also write cause one to think deeply actually the humorous small piece, Beijing Writer's Association was really blind, you determined that doesn't make Teacher Zhang Ye join a society?” “这才是文学家啊,至少是我心中的文学家,看看张老师,又能写现代诗,又能写古诗词,又能写小说,又能写童话,还能写引人深思却又幽默的小段子,京城作协真是瞎了眼,你们确定不让张烨老师入会？” Actually this piece in Zhang Ye that world early rotten avenue, so long as the person of surfer majority has often listened to this joke, but this world has not appeared, therefore everybody is novel, smiled to turn many people, then started the crazy reprint and dissemination 其实这个段子在张烨那个世界早都烂大街了,只要是经常上网的人大部分都听过这笑话,但这个世界却从没出现过,所以大家都新奇不已,笑翻了好多人,然后就开始了疯狂的转载和传播 End a small piece had gone against the home page unexpectedly ninth 末了一个小段子竟被顶上了首页第九 In short time obtained paroxysmal fiery 短短时间内就获得了爆发性的火热 This also makes Zhang Ye suck tongue secretly, Strength of people is really biggest, his Weibo fans value and game Reputation value after upward rises looks like this matter must do, cannot let up the opportunity that all can become famous, but his goal world first Celebrity, naturally must seize each opportunity, the mosquito again slightly is also the meat, if can on many several weibo home pages or the headlines, has the enormous help to his popularity promotion, but these poetry, novel, piece and article Zhang Ye brain, are he are biggest. Takes advantage, he does not lack the knowledge( 这也让张烨暗暗咂舌,群众的力量果然是最大的,他的微薄粉丝值和游戏声望值都在噌噌往上涨看来这种事以后要多搞一搞啊,不能放过一切能成名的机会,他目标可是世界第一的明星,自然要抓住每一次机会了,蚊子再小也是肉啊,要是能多上几次微博首页或头条,对他的人气提升也是有极大帮助的,而张烨脑子里的那些诗歌、小说、段子、文章,都是他最大的。依仗,他不缺知识( …… ……