In the afternoon. 午后。 Landlady does not provide food, Zhang Ye one's own filled in Palestine a thing to enter the belly casually, then opened the net silver to transfer 100,000 dollars to the Father bankcard, used quick collected, immediately to account. The remittance just passed, the Mother cell phone number has then struck back. 房东阿姨不管饭了,张烨自己随便填巴了点东西进肚子,然后就打开网银给老爸的银行卡转过去了100000块钱,用的快汇,即时到帐的。汇款刚过去,老妈的手机号码便打回了过来。 „Son, did you take up a collection to your father?” Mother said surprised. “儿子,你给你爸打钱了？”老妈吃惊道。 „Um, my payment for published piece arrived, first gives you 100,000 your casual flowers.” The Zhang Ye nouveau riche said generally: „All spent you to manage me to want us not to be short of money again” “嗯,我稿费到了,先给你们100000你们随便花吧。”张烨暴发户一般道:“花完了您再管我要咱不差钱” „Really is my good son.” Mother is very happy: „ Money is to give me gives your father “真是我的好儿子。”老妈很高兴道:“钱到底是给我的还是给你爸的啊 Zhang Ye dumbfounded said: „Whom do you give not to be different? Gives you, gave your line.” 张烨哭笑不得道:“您俩给谁不一样啊？给您的,给您的行了吧。” Mother as if shows off to say to Father that side the telephone: „Hears not to have, the son gives me, that money do not move, I turn head to buy a jewelry, me these many years, have been able to stand up from failure painstakingly finally, ha, my son has the skill, mother excrement holds up a baby so it can urinate you feeds in a big way, does not have white laborious” 老妈似乎在电话那边对老爸炫耀道:“听见没有,儿子给我的,那钱你别动啊,我回头买点首饰去,咱家苦了这么多年了,总算能翻身了啊,哈,还是我儿子有本事,妈一把屎一把尿把你喂大,没白辛苦” Gathers me is being body waste feeds in a big way? 得,合着我是屎尿喂大的？ Your everybody approaches my time may result in selects carefully 那您各位靠近我的时候可得小心点了 Thinks that others saying childhood matter, is „thinks that my innocent childhood”, how to be then what kind, may be good to here, „thinks that my was fed big childhood by the body waste”? On this good prologue, others must press firmly between the fingers the nose to dare to listen to me to speak the childhood years 想别人一说小时候的事情,都是“想我那纯真无邪的童年”,然后怎么样怎么样,到我这儿可好,“想我那被屎尿喂大的童年”？就这不俗的开场白,别人都得捏住鼻子才敢听我讲童年岁月 The Zhang Ye discontent several, said at heart after Mother then took an afternoon nap. 张烨心里牢骚了几句,和老妈说完后便去睡午觉了。 Half dream partly awakes. 半梦半醒之间。 Bang bang bang, some people knock on a door. 砰砰砰,有人敲门。 „Elder Brother” “哥” „Elder Brother you opens the door” “哥你开门呀” „We know you at home” “我们知道你在家呐” Zhang Ye by three chirp Voice awakening by noise, one listens to know that is younger female cousin who his three are not free from worry, „came to come” to wear the clothes to get out of bed, opens the door. 张烨就被三个唧唧喳喳的声音给吵醒了,一听就知道是他那三个不省心的表妹妹,“来了来了”穿衣服起床,打开门。 Three fragrance floating girls entered the room altogether. 三个香气飘飘的女孩儿一股脑进了屋。 Gentle big younger sister Cao Dan sticks out one's tongue to say slightly: „Elder Brother, I was entrained by them.” 稍微文静的大妹妹曹丹吐舌头道:“哥,我是被她们俩拽过来的啊。” Two younger sister Cao Tong smile, to hug the shoulder of Zhang Ye, „listened to the aunt saying that your book was published? Has gained millions?” 二妹妹曹彤嘿嘿一笑,一搂张烨的肩膀,“听大姑说你书出版了？赚了好几百万？” „Has? How don't I know?” Zhang Ye plays the fool, had been defeated by Mother at heart thoroughly, Mother this big mouth really suffices, oh, is gathering then for one hour, did you blow to me? In the family|home all publicity? “有吗？我怎么不知道？”张烨装傻,心里已经被老妈彻底打败了,老妈这张大嘴真是够可以的,噢,合着这才一个小时而已啊,您就给我吹出去了？家里面全都人尽皆知了啊？ Three younger sister Cao Mengmeng honk the adorable small mouth was saying: „Elder Brother, you were the big writer, so to be how stingy, we knew you hadn't acknowledged?” She acted shamelessly, sat on the Zhang Ye bed, the shoes did not escape have lain down, „I, no matter, I wanted the latest phoenix notebook in any case, wanted ultra-thin that you do not buy me not to walk for me.” Calf hangingly is also pedalling, brazen 三妹妹曹萌萌嘟着可爱的小嘴道:“哥,你都是大作家了,怎么那么抠门儿啊,我们都知道了你还不承认？”她耍赖上了,一屁股坐到了张烨的床上,鞋也不脱就躺下了,“我不管,反正我想要个最新款的凤凰笔记本电脑,要超薄的那种,你不给我买我就不走了。”小腿儿还一个劲儿悬空蹬着,赖皮极了 Phoenix notebook? It is estimated that is plate of this world, Zhang Ye has not listened in any case. 凤凰笔记本？估计是这个世界的牌子,反正张烨没听过。 Cao Tong also lies down toward the bed on, „I do not walk, I want the oc commercial notebook” 曹彤也往床上一躺,“我也不走了,我想要个oc的商务笔记本电脑” Their elder sister Cao Dan take a look at Zhang Ye, the cough said: „Elder Brother, I also miss a notebook actually, I want anything good, so long as can use.” 俩人的姐姐曹丹瞅瞅张烨,咳嗽道:“哥,其实我也差一个笔记本的,我要什么的都行,只要能用。” The Zhang Ye hoodlum, „line, you do not walk extremely, I may walk.” 张烨也光棍极了,“行,你们别走了,我可走了。” „Elder Brother, you bullied us” the Cao Mengmeng eye to be all of a sudden red, that performing skill not to mention, „I went back to tell the aunt and big uncle you bully us” “哥,你欺负我们”曹萌萌眼睛一下子就红了,那个演技就别提了,“我回去就告诉大姑和大姑父你欺负我们” The hard not good several people come softly. 硬的不行几人来软的了。 Zhang Ye is person of opening to persuasion but not to coercion, „you, cry anything” 张烨偏偏就是吃软不吃硬的主儿,“你于嘛,哭什么” The Cao Mengmeng tearful eyes dance saying: „You have made that much money, how many younger sisters for buys a thing not , do you make feeling all right of elder brother? Feels all right?” 曹萌萌泪眼婆娑道:“你赚了那么多钱,给几个妹妹买点东西都不于,你做哥哥的好意思吗？好意思吗？” Tomboy Cao Tong also pitiful greasy sound track: „Elder Brother......” 假小子曹彤也可怜兮兮地腻声道:“哥……” Cao Dan looks, said: „ Otherwise you buy for them, they study usefully, I 曹丹一看,道:“要不然你给她们俩买吧,他们学习都用得上,我就算了 „I calculate that looked, your three this was robs.” The Zhang Ye forced smile, looked that did not evade this tribulation, has saying: „Ok the line, buys, I reimburse to you” “我算看出来了,你们仨这是来抢劫的啊。”张烨苦笑,一看躲不过这一劫了,只好道:“行吧行吧,买去,我给你们报销” Cao Mengmeng does not cry immediately, jumps, „elder brother long live” 曹萌萌顿时不哭了,哇地一声跳起来,“哥万岁” Cao Tong also already wanted the notebook obviously, in the past had kissed a cheek of Zhang Ye, „do I like you elder brother my elder sister also having the share?” 曹彤显然也早就想要个笔记本电脑了,过去就亲了一口张烨的脸蛋,“我爱死你啦哥我姐也有份吧？” „Has, has.” But Zhang Ye said. “有,都有。”张烨无奈道。 Three the sisters were happy immediately, hugged cheers in the same place 仨姐妹登时开心极了,抱在一起欢呼雀跃 Zhang Ye also looks at one happily, may actually livingly pull out the main house gate by three sisters, wants him to accompany them to go to the market to buy now. 张烨也看得一乐,可紧接着却被三姐妹给活生生拉出了家门,非要他现在就陪她们去商场买。 Oh, who lets one's own becomes the elder brother, goes 唉,谁让自己是当哥的呢,去呗 By Jiaomen subway Yintai general merchandise. 角门地铁旁的银泰百货。 „The book that elder brother, I want” “哥,我就是要的这个本子” „Buys.” “买。” „Elder Brother, that is I wants.” “哥,那个是我要的。” „Buys.” “买。” „Elder Brother, I want this notebook.” “哥,我要这个笔记本。” „...... Buys.” “……买。” „Elder Brother, I also wants a small pocket to be good, 800, are not very expensive.” “哥,我还想要个小包包行不行嘛,才800块,不是很贵的。” „............ Buys.” “…………买。” „Elder Brother, I wants to want sunglasses again, moreover you now such big writer, must want sunglasses, this is male and female two, your my is good?” “哥,我想再要个墨镜,而且你现在这么大的作家了,也得要个墨镜嘛,这是男女两款的,你一个我一个好不好呀？” „.................. Buys.” “………………买。” Left the market, three sisters returned home with a full load, take the subway to go home. 出了商场,三姐妹满载而归,坐地铁回家了。 On the Zhang Ye mouth complained that actually does not love dearly, one's own the condition was now good, took care of the youngest sisters is the normal matter, did not love dearly, um, was the heart has the tip blood, these has spent his more than 10,000 dollars, the blood 张烨嘴上抱怨,其实一点也不心疼,自己现在条件好了,照顾照顾小妹妹们是再正常不过的事儿了,真的一点也不心疼,嗯,就是心有点滴血,这一趟花了他10000多块钱,血哗哗的啊 These three ruined family women 这仨败家娘们 Later cannot make you pass through the gate absolutely 以后绝对不能让你们进门了 Puts on the sunglasses that buys newly, Zhang Ye wanders around with the avenue on, walked to walk to take a stroll nearby large-scale shop. Purchases homes Zhang Ye not to think that this person although usually stingy, but something like buying well, for example the house, 5 million could not buy in a big way, here lived also very comfortable, that again cautious, but the vehicle had the condition to buy, went out also conveniently, said again several days later must go to TV station to go to work, wanted on the television to work as the honored guest or Host, made the public transportation subway to go to work again, a little fell the share. 戴上新买的墨镜,张烨跟大街上瞎溜达,走着走着就溜达到了附近一家大型店。买房张烨是不想了,他这人平时虽然抠门,但有些东西还是喜欢买最好的,比如房子,5000000买不了多大,这边住的也挺舒服的呢,那就再慎慎吧,可是车子有条件买了啊,出门也方便啊,再说过几天就要去电视台上班了,就要上电视当嘉宾或主持了,再做公交地铁上班,有点跌份。 Goes to stroll. 进去逛。 A vendeuse entertains, „does mister, what price want to look at the vehicle?” 一个女店员招待过来,“先生,想看一个什么价位的车子？” „You lead me to transfer the revolutions, I have a look to like, thanked.” Zhang Ye deeply loves to the vehicle obviously specially, man, therefore the coming in eye was also straight. “你带我转转吧,我看看有没有喜欢的,谢了。”张烨对车子显然是特别热爱的,男人嘛,所以一进来眼睛也直了。 „Good, here invited.” The vendeuses step on the high-heeled shoes saying: „Are this model of three theater box car(riage)s what kind of? Imports Thunder complete, matches 41 high, now sells very well.” “好的,这边请。”女店员踩着高跟鞋道:“这一款三厢车怎么样？进口雷齐的,高配41,现在卖得很好。” Thunder complete? 雷齐？ Any plate capital 什么牌子啊都 Zhang Ye waves the hand, „does not like.” 张烨摇摇手,“不太喜欢。” „That this? Jie remembers the nation, is the European import car, seven commerce, the whole family journey is very suitable, the space is big, the commercial work is also appropriate.” The vendeuses introduced. “那这一款呢？杰志邦的,也是欧洲进口车,七座商务,一家人出行很适合,空间大,商务工作也非常合适。”女店员介绍道。 Does Jie remember the nation? 杰志邦？ How you did not call Durex 你怎么不叫杜蕾斯啊 Zhang Ye shakes the head as before, he is not interested in the new automobile brand of this world, although these brands possibly are not „new”, but beyond Zhang Ye this person of world does not have the concept completely, he appreciates his world the brand, perhaps keeps old friendships in mind, perhaps has been used to it ingrained, perhaps is then can remind Zhang Ye frequently, once one's own did not belong to here. 张烨依旧摇头,他对这个世界的新汽车品牌一点也不感兴趣,虽然这些品牌可能不是“新”的,但张烨这个外世界的人完全没概念啊,他还是欣赏他那个世界的品牌,或许是念旧,或许是已经根深蒂固地习惯了,又或许是这才能时刻提醒张烨,曾经的自己并不属于这里。 Well saw 咦看到了 bm here is able to discriminate touches me bm这里有别摸我 One looks toward that side again, the trademark that running quickly he also found 再往那边一找,奔驰的商标他也瞧见了 plate of this shop sale is not that many, therefore Zhang Ye also only sought only to have two with his world exactly the same automobile brand, „was BMW what kind of?” He wants to understand that the BMW with here is also the upscale car(riage). 这个店销售的牌子不是那么多,所以张烨也只寻找到了仅有两个跟他那个世界一模一样的汽车品牌,“宝马怎么样？”他想了解一下宝马跟这边是不是也是高档车。 The vendeuses blink the eye, „BMW naturally was international big plate, was somewhat expensive.” She has a look at the Zhang Ye actor, obviously does not think that Zhang Ye can afford. 女店员眨巴眨巴眼睛,“宝马当然是国际大牌子了,就是有些贵。”她看看张烨的行头,显然不认为张烨买得起。 „Did you introduce to me?” Zhang Ye has not cared. “你给我介绍一下？”张烨没在意。 The vendeuses said the sound is good, along with pointing at one, „this is BMW - department, offers 320,000, but does special treatment now, is lowered by 10,000 Yuan, this is the BMW 6 is......” 女店员说了声好,随手指了一辆,“这是宝马-系,报价320000,不过现在搞优惠,降价10000元,这个是宝马6系……” Had understood, Zhang Ye discovered here BMW is almost just the same as his side BMW, the vehicle type, the disposition, the outward appearance, in plays the part, anything has not distinguished, therefore has felt relieved immediately, thinks that he favors cross country of BMW, the atmosphere, calm, looks to have the imposing manner 了解了一遍,张烨发现这里的宝马跟他那边的宝马几乎一模一样,车型,配置,外观,内饰,没什么区别,于是顿时放心了,想了想,他还是更倾向于宝马的越野,大气,沉稳,看着有气势 Buys buys well 买就买辆好的吧 2 xu? Which wants? 2还是xu？要哪个？ xu appears is more fashionable, the leaning movement, 2 completely calm, are competitive. xu显得更时尚一些,更偏运动,2则是完全的沉稳型,霸气十足。 Zhang Ye has swept several, settled on 2, that 2 after finger of distant place rack: „This how much money?” 张烨扫了几眼,就看中了2,一指远处架子后的那辆2道:“这辆多少钱？” The vendeuses one, „this is not conventional service pattern two, you said should be here this.” She has referred to nearby exactly the same black 2, „804,000 that this matches lowly, have the present car(riage).” 女店员呃了一声,“这辆不是常规制式的2,您说的应该是这边这辆。”她指了旁边一辆一模一样的黑色2,“这辆低配的804000,有现车。” Zhang Ye lifts shoulders saying: „Are two different?” 张烨抬扛道:“俩不是一样吗？” The vendeuses smile bitterly saying: „Looks is the same, that but you just referred to is 2 ballistic-protected vehicles, is this year's Upgraded Version ballistic-protected vehicle, the offer is 4.72 million, the complete set getting down possibility wants 5 million also to obtain the little head, is in the present BMW vehicle type most expensive one.” 女店员苦笑道:“看着是一样,但您刚刚指的那款是2的防弹车,还是今年的升级版防弹车,报价是4720000,全套都下来可能要5000000还得出一点点头,是现在宝马车型里最贵的一款。” Ballistic-protected vehicle? 防弹车？ Upgraded Version? 升级版？ Does this world have 2 bulletproof? 这个世界也有2防弹啊？ Zhang Ye one hear was excited, his side also has, is this year is new, wants initially Zhang Ye fortunately to result in an admission ticket, goes to the convention center to look at the international police with the equipment exposition, a 2 bulletproof publicity short film all of a sudden attracted him, he also pledged at that time, so long as and other one's own became superstar has bought one crisply one crisp, now vainly hoped for that in his at present, Zhang Ye shivers 张烨一听就激动了,他那边也有啊,也是今年新出的啊,想当初张烨有幸得过一张门票,去会议中心看过国际警用装备博览会,一个2防弹的宣传短片就一下子将他吸引住了,他当时还发誓呢,只要等自己成了大明星就买一辆爽一爽,现在梦想就在他的眼前啊,张烨颤抖了 5 million? 5000000？ Zhang Ye endures suffering to clench teeth, the big hand wields, „wanted it” 张烨忍痛咬着牙,大手一挥,“就要它了” „?” The vendeuses were scared, „did you determine?” “啊？”女店员傻眼了,“您确定？” „Am I very definite, have the present car(riage)?” Zhang Ye asked. “我很确定,有现车吗？”张烨问道。 „This does not have, you must be scheduled, we must from other place ingredients, within probably two days you raise the car(riage), soon.” The vendeuses see Zhang Ye to buy, also excited, this is in their shop the most expensive vehicle, suspended also for several months radically nobody to buy, curious actually many, has not thought of such about a 5 million bold car(riage) unexpectedly in her just entered in line of small new manpower to sell, deducted a percentage can make her die happily “这个没有,您得预定,我们要从其他地方调货,大概两天之内您来提车,用不了多久。”女店员见张烨真买,也激动了起来,这可是他们店里最贵的车子啊,摆了还几个月了根本没有人买,好奇的倒是很多,没想到这么一辆5000000左右的豪车竟然在她一个刚入行的小新人手上卖出去了,提成就能让她乐死啊 „Good, I give you the first deposit, as far as possible quick point switches cars.” Zhang Ye was refreshing makes a payment with the vendeuse. “好,那我先给你订金,尽量快一点调车啊。”张烨神清气爽地跟着女店员去交钱了。 This world also needs to swing number, even swings the number mechanism to be stricter than Zhang Ye that side, the probability is very small, but also the loose policies, that is a native, if in the family the member does not have under any personal name to have the car(riage), that first purchase vehicles can not need to swing the number, Zhang Ye happen to meet the condition.( 这个世界也需要摇号,甚至摇号机制比张烨那边还要严格,几率很小,但也有一项宽松的政策,那就是本地人如果家庭内成员无任何人名下有车,那第一次购买车辆可以不用摇号,张烨正好符合条件。( …… ……