9.4 15. 9.415。 Recorded and broadcast the entrance door of hall to open finally. 录播厅的外门终于开了。 Their here, the tube enters to record and broadcast the gate of hall to call the interior door from the unit internal corridor directly, this is the entrance of staff. The tube records and broadcasts hall the gate of long secret channel to call the entrance door from the hall direct link, the audience under staff's leadership, enters the stadium to record and broadcast the hall from this mouth on the 7 th. 他们这里,管从单位内部走廊直接进录播厅的门叫内门,这是工作人员的入口。管从大厅直达录播厅的一个长安全通道的门叫外门,观众在工作人员的带领下,是从这个口入场7号录播厅的。 „!” “哇！” „Arrangement good!” “布置的不错哦！” „This stage very dazzles!” “这个舞台挺炫的啊！” „Is that Zhang Ye?” “那是张烨吗？” „Is he is he! Saw the live person!” “是他是他！见到活人了啊！” The people come, several young misses acclaimed. 众人一进来,几个小姑娘就赞叹起来。 The stage design naturally is the Zhang Ye merit, after he has profited from «Tonight 80, Talkshow» and of «Mr. Zhou Live Show» his world stage. 舞台设计当然是张烨的功劳,他是借鉴了他那个世界的《今晚80后脱口秀》和《壹周立波秀》的舞台。 The audiences take a seat one after another, filled up 100 seats quickly. 观众们接连入座,很快将100个座位填满了。 At this time, that side staff channel, Dong Shanshan pushed the door to enter the long in coming, after coming, she looked at Zhang Ye, has given him a sexy smiling face of encouragement. 这时,员工通道那边,董杉杉推门而入姗姗来迟了,进来后她看了眼张烨,给了他一个鼓励的性感笑容。 „Shanshan, here.” Relates good Zhang Han to beckon to say with her. “杉杉,这里。”跟她关系不错的张涵招手道。 Dong Shanshan took a seat the second row of position, Zhang Han kept the place to her. 董杉杉就坐过去了第二排位置,张涵已经给她留了地方。 Zhang Ye shouted the tone, to McDonald Douglas: „Did various departments prepare?” 张烨呼了口气,对着麦道:“各部门准备好了吗？” „Light was good.” “灯光好了。” „Photographs ok!” “摄像ok！” „Audiences arrived, gate pass/test!” “观众都到了,门关了！” Everybody responded, was ready completely. 大家纷纷回应,全部准备就绪。 The Zhang Ye nod said: „Good, countdown one minute, the preparation starts!” 张烨点头道:“好,倒计时一分钟,准备开始！” The sister has recorded many program, is very specialized, reminded Zhang Ye saying: „Teacher Little Zhang, records everybody's smiling face and applause first, you direct.” 四姐录过不少节目,还是很专业的,提醒张烨道:“小张老师,先录个大家的笑容和掌声吧,你指挥一下。” Zhang Ye said with a smile: „Does not use the sister, such was too false.” 张烨却笑道:“不用了四姐,那样太假了。” The sister said: „Vacation? Everybody does.” 四姐呃道:“假吗？大家都这么干啊。” Personal integrity of Zhang Ye in regarding occupation regards as important especially, „everybody wants to smile has naturally smiled, does not want to smile does not have the means that this cannot compel.” 张烨对于职业上的操守是格外看重的,“大家想笑自然就笑了,不想笑也没办法,这个逼不来。” But the sister said: „Good, you are leader, said according to you comes.” 四姐无奈道:“好吧,你是负责人,按你说的来。” Here started the countdown, the following audience many people were still chatting, probably was listless, was is not interested in program. 这边已经开始倒计时了,下面的观众却好多人还在闲聊,好像无精打采的,不是那么对节目感兴趣似的。 „What do you look at?” “你看啥呢？” „Oh, the stock fell!” “唉,股票又跌了啊！” „Do you also speculate in the stock market? I am also, these naive fell miserably, the card was daily green! Looked at my heart to be cool! Falls that many?” “你也炒股啊？我也是,这些天真是跌惨了,盘面天天都是绿的！看得我都心凉了啊！怎么跌那么多？” „Hey, isn't this Old Zhang? Did you also select the audience seat? Skillful, you drive? Goes back to lead me.” “嘿,这不是老张吗？你也抽中观众座位了？巧了啊,你开车来的吧？回去带我一路呗。” „Has not driven, now is not the tasteful green goes on a journey, the news said that the foreigner goes to work does not drive, is goes by car, I also imitate.” “没开车,现在不是讲究绿色出行么,新闻说老外上班都不开车,都是坐车的,我也效仿一下。” „You real false?” “你真的假的啊？” „Sweat, actually trafficked jams!” “汗,其实是太堵车了啊！” „Hahaha! Also is, if you drive, 11 points cannot arrive!” “哈哈哈！也是,你要是开车的话,11点都到不了！” „Our dot sound, program was about to start.” “咱们小点声吧,节目快开始了。” „Starts to start, my this came back to regret, haven't you heard? This program in online may scold miserably, everybody cannot reach an agreement!” “开始就开始吧,我这回来都后悔了,你们没听说吗？这节目被人在网上可骂惨了,大家都说不好！” „Yes, I look that is not good.” “是啊,我看着也不行。” „Laughed at me to listen, can mention any fresh idea to come!” “笑话我听多了,能讲出什么新意来啊！” „Right, but can also say flower? I have not believed really!” “没错,还能说出花儿来？我还真不信了！” „Online said well, this anything Talkshow, I look am the joke show, called to blurt, I have not done to understand really!” “网上说得好,这什么脱口秀啊,我看就是笑话秀而已,怎么叫脱口,我还真没搞明白呢！” The audiences whispered, some people do not know that out of any goal, came to depend toward the chair on, closes one's eyes to rest to think, that was an anticipation also no appearance! 观众嘀嘀咕咕,有的人也不知是出于什么目的来的,一过来就往椅子上一靠,闭眼睡上觉了,那是一点期待也没有的模样！ Looks at audience's response, Zhang Ye is smiling not to speak. 望着观众的反应,张烨笑而不语。 The commercial management and Dong Shanshan Ah Qian Little Yu they was a little worried, if how many people do not favor, but hadn't these many audiences almost anticipated now? This is not normal, explained the starting point that this column itself establishes possibly really does have very serious issue? In their hearts deeply sighed, other these belong to network Host of competitive relations possibly not to care about Zhang Ye program disappointingly, but Dong Shanshan takes the Zhang Ye old schoolmate, it is estimated that definitely compares other people worried and miss. 公司领导和董杉杉阿千小育他们则有点担心,如果几个人不看好也罢了,但现在这么多观众几乎都没有期待？这就不正常了,说明这个栏目本身设置的出发点可能真的有很严重的问题？他们心中都深深叹了一口气,其他那些属于竞争关系的网络主持人可能并没怎么在乎张烨的节目到底会有多差劲,但董杉杉作为张烨的老同学,估计是肯定比其他所有人都担心和挂念的。 Three...... 三…… Two...... 二…… One...... 一…… The countdown ended! 倒计时结束！ program formally started! 节目正式开始了！ Brushes, the Zhang Ye back screen started to broadcast film title mv! 刷,张烨背后的屏幕开始放送片头mv了！ „You only smell my perfume, has not actually seen my sweat, you have your rule, I have my choice, you deny my present, I will decide my future......” “你只闻到我的香水,却没看到我的汗水,你有你的规则,我有我的选择,你否定我的现在,我决定我的未来……” This thing audience has looked innumerable, so long as for serveral days looked at the video, advertisement that started was this «I'll speak for myself», first time looked warm-blooded, tenth time looked was numb, therefore saw this, the audience who that several prepared to sleep blurry was sleepier! 这个东西观众都看过无数次了,这些天只要一看视频,开始的广告就是这个《我为自己代言》,第一次看热血,第十次看就麻木了,所以看到这个,那几个迷迷糊糊准备睡觉的观众更困了！ May finally, the transition appear! 可最后,转折出现了！ „I am Zhang Ye, I'll speak for myself!” “我是张烨,我为自己代言！” Zhang Ye one bag of salts toward mouth but actually, the letter all of a sudden has also broken to pieces, was replaced „me to feed one's own bag salt”! 张烨把一袋盐往嘴里倒,字母也一下子碎了,被替换成了“我喂自己袋盐”！ The girl tittered one to smile to spurt, many audience also eyes one bright, this has given them actually a not too big nor too small pleasant surprise, some people thought very funny, although some people thought that did not calculate specially comedy, but was also very humorous, can cannot help but to hang up the corners of the mouth! 有一个女孩儿噗嗤一声就笑喷了,还有不少观众也眼睛一亮,这倒是给了他们一个不大不小的惊喜,有人觉得很好笑,有人虽然觉得不算特别搞笑,但也很幽默啊,能让人不由自主地挂起嘴角！ Good film title! 好片头啊！ This film title is very shocking! 这片头很惊艳！ After the person who this, that several fall asleep quickly has also gawked one, sat, this new column as if made them have the little interest slightly! 这一下,那几个快睡着的人也愣了一愣后坐了起来,这个新栏目似乎让他们稍微提起了一点点兴致！ The film title puts, the picture cut into all of a sudden has recorded and broadcast the hall. 片头放完,画面一下子切入了录播厅。 On the stage the nobody left, Zhang Ye went secretly. 台上空无一人,张烨已经去了幕后。 Only listens to Voice to resound, obviously is the Zhang Ye voice, „good, below invited everybody welcome our famous Host...... Zhang Ye go on stage!” 只听一个声音响起,明显是张烨的嗓音,“好,下面有请大家欢迎我们的著名主持人……张烨登场！” „Hahaha!” “哈哈哈！” „Tittered!” “噗嗤！” „How one's own welcome one's own!” “怎么自己欢迎自己啊！” Many people provoked laughter, including Wang Bei Ah Qian their also show face! 好多人被逗笑了,连王蓓阿千他们也一阵展颜！ The act drop pulls open, Zhang Ye walked from the backstage, waves to the big family fortune: „Hello, I am Zhang Ye, thanks, thanks, here is the «Zhang Ye's Talkshow» scene, welcome everybody!” Then added a few words, „parentheses, here should have the slating applause!” 大幕拉开,张烨从后台走了上来,挥手对大家道:“大家好,我是张烨,谢谢,谢谢,这里是《张烨脱口秀》的现场,欢迎大家！”然后加了一句话,“括弧,此处应该有雷鸣般的掌声！” „yi!” “咿！” „yi!!” “咿！！” The people were also happy, has created a disturbance, this „yi” was the world commonly used language, Crosstalk time stopped frequently under the stage hears. 众人又乐了,起哄了一声,这个“咿”是世界通用语了,相声的时候经常停在台下听到。 King Hero have laughed in spite of trying not, „this Little Zhang!” 王雄都失笑了一声,“这个小张！” The audiences show due respect for the feelings very much, real applause big! 观众们很给面子,真的掌声大了起来！ Looks at the audience under stage, looks at the magnificent stage, the Zhang Ye mood is very excited, this is his new position, this is his new program, he wants to reach an agreement, must reach an agreement, saw the atmosphere to be transferred, Zhang Ye has not spoken the idle talk, struck while the iron is hot starts individual performance of one's own, in the hand was taking several cartons, the thing of name card size, this was «Violent Walks a establishment and piece in Big Event», Zhang Ye thinks good, brought to use in the beginning, „after I left job TV station, many friends very much cared that my whereabouts, started helping. Zhang Ye looks for the activity of work, thank you, you saw now, this is my new work and new column, a moment ago before to go on stage , the staff have given me several fans letters, I read, how sincere care having a look at my warm fans to send and the concern!” 看着台下的观众,看着辉煌的舞台,张烨心情是很激动的,这是他的新阵地,这是他的新节目,他想说好,也必须要说好,见气氛被调动上来了,张烨也没说废话,趁热打铁地开始了自己的个人表演,手里拿着几张卡纸,名片大小的东西,这是《暴走大事件》中的一个设置和段子,张烨觉得不错,拿来用在了开场,“我离职电视台以后,很多朋友都很关心我的去向,还发动了帮。张烨找工作的活动,谢谢大家,你们现在已经看到了,这就是我的新工作和新栏目,刚才上台之前工作人员给了我几封粉丝来信,我念一下吧,看看我热情的粉丝们发来了怎么样真挚的关心和关切！” fans letter? 粉丝来信？ Without this link? Who gave you to receive a letter? Also warm sincere fans concern? King Hero and Zhang Ye colleagues wonder! 没有这个环节啊？谁给你来信了？还热情真挚的粉丝的关切？王雄和张烨的同事都纳闷不已！ Only listens to Zhang Ye to put out the first card, lowers the head to discuss: „Has a look at first fans, is the gentleness that lowers the head, he said ` Zhang Ye like this! I go to your younger sister! Your how his mother also new column! Does your his mother believe me to smash your family glass the bastard!” Zhang Ye, discards the card, said with a smile dry: „fans kind with touches me quite warmly! Thank you, thanks!” 只听张烨拿出第一张卡片,低头念道:“看看第一位粉丝,最是那一低头的温柔,他这样说道‘张烨！我去你妹啊！你丫怎么他妈还不出新栏目啊！你他妈信不信我砸你家玻璃啊混蛋！”张烨一顿,把卡片一把扔掉,干笑道:“粉丝们的关切和热情让我好感动啊！谢谢你,谢谢！” Everybody all spurted! 大家全喷了！ Kind your younger sister! 关切你妹啊！ Others are scold obviously your! 人家明明是骂你的呀！ Zhang Ye also read next, „the second letter, this is one said that diehard fans person, he said Zhang Ye like this ‚! If you this week do not send the new column! I die!’” Zhang Ye wipes away sweat, gains ground dull to the camera was saying: „This letter is one month ago sends in! Yesterday received, that anything, excuse me Brother diehard fans, I have thought was very long, really did not have the courage to reply you.” 张烨又念了下一个,“第二个来信,这是一位自称死忠粉的人,他这样说道‘张烨！你这个星期要是再不发新栏目！我就去死！’”张烨擦擦汗,呆呆抬起头对着摄像机道:“这个来信是一个多月前发来的！昨天才收到,那什么,不好意思啊死忠粉兄弟,我想了很久,实在没勇气回复你。” „Hahaha!” “哈哈哈！” The audiences laugh! 观众又是大笑！ Dong Shanshan pats the thigh, is overjoyed! 董杉杉一拍大腿,乐不可支！ Zhang Ye continues to discuss: „The third letter, this is female fans issues me......” to look at a Zhang Ye face excitedly to lower the head to discuss: „I! Good! Thinks! With! You! Fresh! Children!! Zhang Ye!” 张烨继续念道:“第三封信,哇,这是一位女粉丝发给我的……”就瞧得张烨一脸激动地低头念道:“我！好！想！和！你！生！孩！子！张烨！” Under the audiences call out in alarm one. 底下观众都惊呼一声。 „Oh!” “哇噢！” Then, the Zhang Ye facial color one dull , to continue the expression to read simple-hearted weakly: „...... Please these words...... Passed on to Dong Teacher Shanshan!” 说罢,张烨面色一呆,木讷地继续虚弱地语气读:“……请把这句话……转告给董杉杉老师！” Audiences: „Hahahahaha!” 观众:“哈哈哈哈哈！” scene has given following Dong Shanshan immediately! 镜头登时给了下面的董杉杉！ Dong Shanshan one surprised, pū laughed to pull out, took along me? 董杉杉一愕,噗嗤笑抽了,怎么捎带上我了？ Her nearby Wang Bei also patted the arm rest to smile the flowering branch to shiver all over, „whoops! Was happy I!” 她旁边的王蓓也拍了扶手笑得花枝乱颤,“哎呦！乐死我了！” A Zhang Ye face reads that letter speechless, has made a movement, is working as the surface of camera with clenched jaws slowly behind the card „please these characters bit by bit have torn up these words passed on to Dong Teacher Shanshan”, this was «Violent Walks in Big Event» does not have, but was the wisdom that Zhang Ye one's own increased, saw only him to smile dreadfully, after clear throat, gained ground discussed: „...... I good to have a child with you! Zhang Ye!” At once lets go, sighs angrily said: „Oh, present fans, was too warm! Too warm!” 张烨一脸无语地看着那封来信,做了一个动作,当着摄像机的面咬牙切齿地慢慢将卡片后面的“请把这句话转告给董杉杉老师”的那些字给一点一点撕掉了,这是《暴走大事件》里没有的,而是张烨自己添加的智慧,只见他猥琐一笑,清清嗓子后,抬头重新念道:“……我好想和你生孩子！张烨！”旋即一摊手,叹气道:“唉,现在的粉丝啊,太热情了！太热情了啊！” „yi!” “咿！” „yi!” “咿！” The audiences laugh boisterously! 观众们哄然大笑！ Too is not concerned about face! Ha Ha! 太不要脸了啊！哈哈！ Your bottom line! Your bottom line where! 你的底线呢！你底线在哪里！ Zhang Ye does not attend to everybody's creating a disturbance, the old god was continue turn a new card in the place, „, fans said that Teacher Zhang Ye, I quite liked your Host style, um, can ask you to pass on to Dong Shanshan old......” to speak of here, Zhang Ye directly the card tearing up, had not read probably same has discarded the card, „he he he he, was good, did not say that these useless, allowing us to enter the subject together!” 张烨不顾大家的起哄,老神在在地继续翻了张新卡片,“嗯,还有一个粉丝是这么说的,张烨老师,我好喜欢你的主持风格啊,嗯,能不能请你转告董杉杉老……”说到这里,张烨直接把卡片给撕掉了,好像没念过一样地扔掉卡片,“呵呵呵呵,好了,不说这些没用的,让我们一起进入正题！” Dong Shanshan face dumbfounded looks at Zhang Ye. 董杉杉一脸哭笑不得地看着张烨。 „Hello!” “哎呦喂！” „I am not good!” “我不行了！” „Funny!” “笑死人了啊！” „Too damn comedy!” “太尼玛搞笑了呀！” The audience response is very intense!( 观众反应很强烈！( …… ……