IRAS :: Volume #2

#118: Three first scrolls of finals!


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In chairman's podium. 主席台上。 Female Host said: Below invited player enters the stadium.” 女主持道:“下面有请参赛选手入场。” Male Host read the name saying: Previous second place, big thunder Teacher 男主持念名字道:“上届的亚军,大雷老师 Everybody applause is sparse, is not quite warm, in issue that because the attention of all people still cheat in Zhang Ye, even if judges and cultural federation organizers said reporting does not have the evidence invalid, but the people on some plot principle theories, always thought inborn this not real, always thought that Zhang Ye cheated. 大家掌声稀稀拉拉,不太热烈,因为所有人的注意力都还在张烨作弊的问题上呢,纵然评委们和文联组织者已经说了举报无效没有证据,可民众天生就有些阴谋主义论,总觉得这不是真的,总觉得张烨是作弊了。 Cultural federation member, Fang Teacher.” “文联会员,吕方老师。” Peking University Associate Professor, distribution Teacher.” 北大副教授,周延老师。” Renowned romance writer, Shen Anbang Teacher.” “著名言情作家,沈安邦老师。” The player entered the arena, sat in 50 participating seats. 参赛选手一个个地进场了,坐在了50个参赛席。 Because the qualifications are shallowest youngest, under Zhang Ye was patted in list last, the Female Host person looks discussed: Invited last player, the renowned poet, the renowned bestseller writer, famous broadcast Host, Teacher Zhang Ye the Zhang Ye title is in the person are most. 因为资历最浅年纪最小,张烨被拍在了名单最后一个,女主持人看着下面念道:“有请最后一位选手,著名诗人,著名畅销书作家,著名播音主持人,张烨老师张烨的头衔是里面人最多的。 However mentions the Zhang Ye name, below many people created a disturbance. 不过一提张烨的名字,下面不少人都起哄上了。 yi “咿” Gets down “下去吧” Finals had no way to cheat do not have come up to lose face “决赛没法作弊了别上来现眼了” Many people of manner are not very friendly. 好多人的态度都不算很友善。 Big Thunder Heshen bringing peace and order to the nation shot a look at to sit in Zhang Ye of auditorium, smiled. In auditorium? They added that the backstage has not seen Zhang Ye, originally this did not plan to participate, forfeited? Calculates that your a little meaningful glance big thunder has also exerted its utmost to the champion 大雷和沈安邦瞥了瞥坐在观众席的张烨,都相视一笑。在观众席了?他们还说后台怎么没看到张烨呢,原来这是不打算参赛了啊,弃权了?算你还有点眼色大雷对冠军已经势在必得 But no one has thought that Zhang Ye stood unexpectedly. 可谁也没有想到的是,张烨竟然站起来了。 Little Zhang? You......” Big Sister Zhou is surprised the different way. 小张?你……”周大姐诧异道。 Brother Hou and Xiao Lu also with one voice said: „Do you want on to play in the finals?” 侯哥小吕也异口同声道:“你要上决赛?” Hu Fei is worried saying: What assurance didn't you say you to finals not?” 胡飞担心道:“你不是说你对决赛没什么把握吗?” Zhao Gouzhou has also given the suggestion, Little Zhang, you may consider clearly, if you do not have the confidence, in Cui do not go, this can also retain a roll-call sound slightly, but once you went, if you could not have attained the position, the matter that cheats will definitely erupt, all people will say you to cheat, are equal to carrying out this matter.” 赵国洲也给出了建议,“小张,你可考虑清楚了,如果你真的没信心,那于脆就别去了,这样还能稍微保留一点名声,可一旦你去了,你如果还拿不到名次,那作弊的事情肯定会爆发,所有人都会说你作弊,等于是把这件事给落实了。” Zhang Ye said lightly: I have not grasped, does not have the confidence.” 张烨淡淡道:“我没把握,也没信心。” What do you also go to?” Hu Fei does not approve on him. “那你还去什么?”胡飞也不赞同他上。 Zhang Ye only spoke a few words, nothing but is two results, or wins, either loses, but each competition always some people must win, why that wins can't be I?” These words, were renowned basketball Celebrity Kobe of Zhang Ye that world have said that Zhang Ye has remembered very clearly. 张烨只说了一句话,“无非就是两种结果,或赢,或输,但每一场比赛总是有人要赢,那为什么赢的不能是我?”这句话,是张烨那个世界的著名篮球明星科比说过的,张烨一直记得很清楚。 Why can't be I? 为什么不能是我? Yes, why cannot win 是啊,为什么不能赢啊 Xiao Lu grips the fist to stand, Teacher Zhang said keep it up too well 小吕攥起拳头就站起来,“张老师说得太好了加油 Tian Bin also blows up to say to him: Teacher Zhang, making these question that your person looks your skill makes them shut up with the practical action 田彬也给他鼓起道:“张老师,让那些质疑你的人都看一看你的本事用实际行动让他们都闭嘴” Zhang Ye smiles, my meeting 张烨笑笑,“我会的” Above, the Female Host person has duplicated, invited Teacher Zhang Ye.” 上面,女主持人重复了一遍,“有请张烨老师。” Zhang Ye has pushed from the seat, the stride has arrived at the 50 th seat, there writes the one's own name, narrowed the eye old god to sit down in the place. Confident? Yes, the Zhang Ye present appearance has depressed confidence after the great indignation, why did he suddenly change such an expression? Because in just, in huge pressure and question sound, in that can destroy under the stain oppression of Zhang Ye entertainer profession fully, the Zhang Ye brains unprecedented miraculous glow, he has thought suddenly solution means he did not determine actually, even 50% assurances do not have continually, but he must put together him to at this moment bet 张烨从座位挤了出来,大步走到了第50个座位,那里写着自己的名字,眯着眼睛老神在在地坐下了。胸有成竹?是的,张烨现在的样子就是压下了极大愤怒后的胸有成竹,为什么他突然变了这么一个表情?因为就在刚刚,就在巨大的压力和质疑声中,就在那个足可以毁灭张烨艺人生涯的污点压迫下,张烨头脑前所未有的灵光,他突然想到了一个解决的办法这个办法他其实也并不十分确定,甚至连五成的把握都没有,但事到如今他必须要拼了他要赌一把 Is wins loses? 是赢是输? Is becomes is the defeat? 是成是败? Zhang Ye remained unknown, but this tone makes him not be willing to concede absolutely, Beijing Writer's Association, you think that this can overthrow my Zhang Ye? You think that like this dirty trick can make me forever unable to stand up from failure beyond redemption? Thus serves your mean purposes? 张烨无从得知,但他心里这口气让他绝对不愿意服输,京城作协,你们以为这样就能打倒我张烨?你们以为这样的卑劣手段就能让我万劫不复永远也翻不了身?从而达到你们卑鄙的目的? Good 好啊 I accompany you to play 我陪你们玩 Today we look that who exceeds 今天咱们就看一看谁更技高一筹 At this moment, was enraged Zhang Ye has plenty of fight in one 此时此刻,被激怒了的张烨斗志昂扬 Saw that Zhang Ye has not forfeited unexpectedly, he has come up facing the people such big ridicule sound, the big thunder facial expression is very discontented, but changes mind thinks that he also took easy, this they do not retrieve the previous time Mid-Autumn Festival Poetry Meet face opportunity, the champion definitely is the big thunder, such words not only has redeemed reputation of discarding, making everybody know that their Beijing Writer's Association is worthy of the reputation, but also Zhang Ye cannot attain the position, the fact of cheating also happen to fell, the preliminary contest your performance was so splendid, when oh, finals couldn't two positions both attain? You do not cheat are anything 见到张烨居然没弃权,面对众人这么大的嘲笑声他还是上来了,大雷神情很不满,不过转念一想他也想开了,这不是正是他们找回上次“中秋诗会”的面子的机会嘛,冠军肯定是大雷的了,那样的话不但找回了丢掉的面子,让大家知道知道他们京城作协是名副其实,而且张烨拿不到名次,作弊的事实也正好落下了啊,预赛你表现那么出色,噢,决赛时两个名次都拿不到?你不是作弊是什么啊 Killing two birds with one stone 一箭双雕 Big Thunder Pie Zhang Ye. 大雷瞥了张烨一眼。 However Zhang Ye looked that has not visited him, but closes one's eyes to take care of health. 不过张烨看都没有看他,只是闭着眼养身。 The Female Host person takes the microphone saying: Below I announced that time limit, after judges and each participant set the topic, player ten minutes of time answering topics, if within ten minutes nobody can answer, this topic setting the topic victory, obtains ten integrals.” 女主持人拿着话筒道:“下面我宣布一下时间限制,评委和每位参赛者出题后,各位选手都有十分钟的时间作答题目,如果十分钟之内没有人能答上,这道题目就算出题者胜利,获得十个积分。” The Male Host person asked: What question does everybody have?” 男主持人问道:“大家还有什么疑问?” Zhang Ye hit a sound to refer, how to vie to answer first?” 张烨打了个响指,“怎么抢答?” The Female Host person replied patiently: „The player front microphone is opens, said directly has been OK, who first to leaving perfect answer who obtains an integral, here must say, wants the perfect answer, if there is slight deviation on little antithesis not neatness or the ideal condition slightly is not qualified, this point our three judges Teacher will consider, if meets the judges Teacher indefinite character, the player can write the second line on front computer topic board, facilitates judges Teacher to watch, but under general situation be primarily saying.” 女主持人耐心回答道:“各位选手前面的话筒都是打开的,直接说就可以了,谁先对出完美答案谁获得一个积分,这里要说一下,是要完美答案,如果稍微有一点点对仗不工整或者意境上的细微偏差也不算合格,这一点我们三位评委老师会去考量的,如果遇到评委老师不确定的字,选手可以在面前的电脑题板上写出下联,方便评委老师观看,但一般情况下还是以说为主。” Zhang Ye said with a smile: Thanks, I understood.” He is the first participation, naturally wants the ascertaining rule. 张烨笑道:“谢谢,我明白了。”他是第一次参赛,自然要问清楚规则。 The Male Host person looks to judges, several were Teacher OK?” 男主持人看向评委,“几位老师可以了吗?” Was OK.” Third judges said: I set the topic first, everybody prepares.” “可以了。”第三评委道:“我先出题吧,大家准备好。” time, the people raise the head to hope that some people observed closely that man old before his time, the mood have tied tight, prepared to the second line. 时间,众人都翘首以盼,有人更是盯住了那个小老头,情绪都紧绷了起来,准备对下联。 May at this moment, during that third judges must open mouth, Zhang Ye with great speed fish out the Game Ring Items column, before puts in the hand to put out a two Lucky Bread in which this is him , the goods in stock of time period, this little while applied finally, this is also the only means that Zhang Ye finds out. He must change the situation with Lucky Bread, can he that group to read the couplets hung in front that Zhang Ye does not know to have this possibility taking advantage of the Luck effect? Naturally has, Lucky Bread effect Zhang Ye has understood very much, makes him increase Luck value 可就在这时,就在第三评委要张嘴没张嘴的当口,张烨火速摸出了游戏戒指物品栏,一把伸进手去拿出了两个幸运面包的其中一个这是他前阵子的存货,这会儿终于派上了用场,这也是张烨想出的唯一办法。他要用幸运面包将形势扭转,他要借着幸运的功效不让那帮人念出张烨所不知道的楹联有这个可能性吗?当然有,幸运面包的功效张烨已经很了解了,就是让他增加幸运值 Lucky Bread becomes effective 幸运面包生效 The countdown starts, five minutes...... 倒计时开始,五分钟…… Third judges just about to has the first scroll, when side second judges drinks water was not careful that bumped the cover, the enamel cover fell on the table clatter has made a sound. Third judges looked at one, the attention is also dispersed, time unexpectedly the first scroll that forgot just to have, but in his brain also had or in this world also nobody who many or one's own thought can antithetical couplet, therefore has traded one immediately, marked the lotus monk to draw 第三评委刚要出上联,旁边第二评委喝水时不小心将盖子碰掉了,搪瓷盖子落在桌子上嗒啦啦响了一声。第三评委看过去一眼,注意力也被分散了,一时间竟然忘了刚刚要出的上联,不过他脑子里还有很多或自己想的或在这个世界还没有人能对出来过的对联,于是顿时换了一个,“画上荷花和尚画” As soon as all players listen, smiles bitterly. 所有选手一听,都苦笑起来。 The big thunder also wants to snatch first, but result one hear of this first scrolls, have only been able steadfast to think slowly that he knows this first scroll short time is very difficult. This first scroll seems like common, may read but is actually different, counter- was reading the pronunciation to be the same 大雷本来还想抢第一个呢,结果一听这个上联就无奈了,只能踏踏实实慢慢想,他知道这个上联短时间很难对出来。这上联看似寻常,可倒着念就不一样了,正着反着念字音都是一样的 Is the first association so difficult? 第一联就这么难? Is insufficient? Does such complex 不至于吧?搞这么复杂 But the big thunder and many people believe that so long as gives them time, they can 但大雷和很多人相信,只要给他们时间,他们都能对出来 May the person to them time, not hear this first scroll the moment, Zhang Ye shows a faint smile, knows that Lucky Bread has become effective, this unites him naturally to know that seems an association that Tang Bohu gives, added that if the posterity can on this association, must be the rare talent. 可偏偏有一个人并没有给他们时间,听到这个上联的一刻,张烨就微微一笑,知道幸运面包已经生效了,这个联他当然知道,似乎是唐伯虎给出的一副联,还说如果后人又能对上此联,必是奇才。 Zhang Ye wants not to want then to saying: Book near Han black ink academician book 张烨想也没想便对道:“书临汉墨翰林书” Other third judges surprised, big thunder and players were also silly, Shit you were also too quick 第三评委一愕,大雷和其他参赛选手也傻了,我靠你丫也太快了吧 Old Qian nods with a smile, „ 钱老笑着点点头,“过 Second third judges also said: Passes 第二第三评委也道:“通过” The Female Host person gave Zhang Ye to record a point immediately. 女主持人顿时给张烨记了一分。 Second judges set the next topic, everywhere the red Chinese pear-leaf crabapple everywhere is a counter- association, has the difficulty really to need the topic of time very much 紧接着第二评委就出了下一题,“处处红花红处处”还是一个反联,还是一个很有难度很需要时间的题目 Zhang Ye knows that one's own Luck time is limited, must several seconds answer a problem, otherwise must waste second Lucky Bread, therefore also replies quickly, numerous greeneries green layer on layer 张烨知道自己幸运时间有限,必须几秒钟就答出一道题,不然就得浪费第二个幸运面包了,于是也回复很快,“重重绿树绿重重” I go 我去 Also to? 又对上了? Everybody regards in consternation 大家都愕然而视 This Old Qian has set the topic, is the counter- association, snow reflects plum blossom Mei Yingxue.” 钱老出题了,还是反联,“雪映梅花梅映雪。” The voice just fell Zhang Ye saying: Hawk suitable willow catkin Liu Yiying 话音刚落张烨就道:“莺宜柳絮柳宜莺” At this moment, Old Qian smiles bitterly, looks at two judges old friends, but the stall started, they have thought several days of topics, were not needed unexpectedly answering on the conditioned reflex by Zhang Ye one second. Second judges and third judges also look at each other speechless, they know very much disappointed these topics really will possibly have Expert to answer, but has not actually thought that so will be quick, wants not to need to publish the second line? Your his mother this also too exaggerated, moreover that third judges monk lotus monk drew, but he did not have the death topic of second line, but Zhang Ye so was freely spoken, stammered has not hit 这一刻,钱老都苦笑不已,望了望身边的两个评委老朋友,无奈地摊了一下手,他们想了好几天的题目,竟然被张烨一秒钟都不用就条件反射地给答出来了。第二评委和第三评委也相视无语,很受打击他们知道这些题目可能真的会有高手能答出来,但却没想到会这么快啊,想都不用想就出下联了?你他妈这也太夸张了啊而且那个第三评委所出的“和尚荷花和尚画”,可是他都没有下联的死题,可张烨就那么顺口对出来了,连个磕巴都没有打 First successive three topics 一连三题 Entire three points 全得三分 Zhang Ye altogether has used for less than ten seconds 张烨一共才用了十秒钟不到 Xiao Lu jumps to scream: Teacher Zhang is great 小吕跳起来尖叫道:“张老师好样的” Teacher Little Zhang you were too graceful the Brother Hou also squawk to shout 小张老师你太帅了”侯哥也尖声呼喊 Many Zhang Ye friend and old colleague flash all erupted has shouted the applauding sound, who vented spleen too his mother to vent spleen saying that Teacher Zhang Ye did cheat?? Who said that Teacher Zhang Ye does close right up against others to pass the preliminary contest? Opens the eye to be quite attractive this to call to cheat? 好多张烨的朋友和老同事这一瞬间全爆发了呼喊叫好声,解气啊太他妈解气了啊谁说张烨老师作弊的?啊?谁说张烨老师是靠着别人才通过预赛的?都睁大眼睛好好看吧这叫作弊? Some audiences also listened silly 有些观众也听傻了 Many audiences are half believing and half doubting, thought that was as luck would have it, possibly this Zhang Ye excelled at the counter- association, other was not good 还很多观众们还是将信将疑,觉得是赶巧了,可能这个张烨十分擅长反联,其他的都不行 Big Thunder Hezheng bringing peace and order to the nation and other players also think that moreover they have no alternative but to think that otherwise does not have the means to explain Zhang Ye supernatural might at this moment 大雷和郑安邦等参赛选手也都是这么想的,而且他们不能不这么想啊,不然根本没办法解释张烨此刻的神武 Without you such quick( 没有你丫这么快的啊( …… ……
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