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#44: Big effect that the butterflies fan has

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Jing Shu sizes up is sitting in the corner a distress, chicken coop Su Meimei, the wound on her face was good, but also was very obviously long had not taken a bath, clothes could not see primary color dirty, coherence grease stains. 静姝打量着坐在角落里一身狼狈,鸡窝头苏美美,她脸上的伤都好了,但明显也很久没洗过澡了,身上的衣服也是看不出原色的脏兮兮的,粘着油渍。 Su Meimei also raised the head just and in Jing Shu looking at each other, in her eye cannot cover up the dreadful hatred, when facing Mother Jing becomes the drizzle to be dim immediately, puts in great inconvenience shouted the sound: „Elder sister, you came.” 苏美美也抬头刚好和静姝对视上,她的眼里掩不住滔天般的恨意,在面对静妈时就立刻变得雨雾朦胧,委屈的喊了声:“姐,你们来了。” The Zhang Zhongyong image to was much better, he set out not naturally shouted the sound: „Elder sister, brother-in-law.” 张中庸形象到是好多了,他起身不自然的喊了声:“姐,姐夫。” At the same time Mother Jing light un did not speak again, moved a chair and Jing Shu sits watches the television carefully, Father Jing was only sitting 1/3 sofas, does not dare to speak with Su Meimei one. 静妈淡淡嗯了一声再没说话,搬了个椅子和静姝坐在一边看电视,静爸小心的只坐了三分之一沙发,也不敢和苏美美一家说话。 The previous generation their also went to the big aunt home the Lantern Festival, that little while stretch/open Hanhan also grasped Jing Shu ying chirp I to die excitedly you and so on king Candiu in one side, the sister-in-law/little aunt and sitting of Mother Jing also Jaillon chatted together, this lifetime all changed. 前世他们一家也来到了大舅妈家过元宵,那会儿张含含还激动的抱住静姝嘤嘤嘤我想死你啦云云把王灿丢在了一边,小姨和静妈也热隆的坐一起聊天,这一世一切都改变了。 On the tea table suspended is exploding the bread twist, the melon seed and sugar, Su Long attentive but actually took the tea, the big aunt and uncle made the delayed member food in the kitchen, Wang Gang and Father Jing are chatting with pauses, Liu Shufang with the previous generation same continuously in cracking with the teeth melon seed. 茶几上摆着炸麻花,瓜子和糖,苏龙殷勤的倒上了茶水,大舅妈和大舅在厨房做迟来的团员饭,王刚和静爸有一搭没一搭聊着,刘淑芳和前世一样一直在嗑瓜子。 „Right, is she falsely accuses my mother, harms my parents to have a falling out.” “对,就是她诬陷我妈,害我爸妈感情破裂的。” „Her one is the donkey excrement spherical object surface is attractive, her parents for her live broadcast gave to sell the house car(riage), but also lent money everywhere.” “她一家就是驴屎蛋子表面光鲜,她爸妈为了她直播把房子车都给卖了,还到处借钱呢。” „Heard that spent over a million to hire the sailors to hold her, finally not red.” “听说花了上百万雇水军捧她,结果还是没红。” „Now they live in mountain 30 km away, the place that bird not defecation turtle does not lay an egg does not know how her comes.” “现在她们住30公里外的山里,那鸟不拉屎乌龟不生蛋的地方也不知道她一家怎么过来的。” „Which I and her am same, I will receive an engagement next year, she is that when internet celebrity red, you look at her mountain Lvpao appearance, rain boots that but also wears, was really funny.” “我和她哪一样,我明年就接戏了,她是当网红都红不起来的那种,你看她那山驴炮的打扮,还穿的雨鞋,真是笑死人了。” Jing Shu clear is listening to stretch/open Hanhan to her slandering, the somewhat inexplicable bother, some of her bothersomest people in the back said that her malicious remarks, or let alone either said do not let her hear, frank and upright to smiling that she is directing, while is whispering low voice. 静姝清楚的听着张含含对她的诋毁,有些莫名的烦,她最烦有人在背后说她坏话了,要么别说要么说了别让她听见,一边光明正大的对着她指指点点的笑,一边小声嘀咕着。 Clarified one: The old ladies are speaking your malicious remarks, come hits me the facial expression, making Jing Shu have a fan the impulsions of her several boxes on the ear, and supplements the lines: „How, is what makes you think that can not pay attention to me?” 摆明了一副:老娘在说你坏话,来啊打我啊的神情,让静姝有一种扇她几耳刮子的冲动,并附带台词:“咋的,是什么让你以为可以不把我放在眼里的？” Being busy at the dinner was some little time good, after seven points, temperature also rapid falling to 6, the air conditioning turned off everyone simultaneous/uniform shuā shuā wore the heavy/thick coat pants, the uncle transferred to the living room the table, the preparation has the dinner while watches Lantern Festival the party. 忙了好一会儿晚饭才好,七点后温度也迅速的降到了六,把空调关了大家齐刷刷的穿上了厚重的外套裤子,大舅把餐桌移到了客厅,准备一边吃晚饭一边看元宵晚会。 Jing Shu’s home is constant temperature 26, therefore comes time has not brought the clothes, Mother Jing is somewhat awkward, Liu Shufang and Su Meimei both took the thick clothes. 静姝家都是恒温26的,所以来的时候就没带衣服,静妈有些尴尬,刘淑芳和苏美美两家都带上了厚衣服。 „I take two clothes to you.” The uncle takes the lead to say. “我给你们拿两件衣服。”大舅率先说道。 „Does not use the big brother, is not too cold, eating to be hot.” Mother Jing looks that on their clothes holds to the unclear grease stains and various appreciation absolute one month has not washed, hurried to give the rejection. “不用了大哥,不是太冷,吃着就热起来了。”静妈看着他们的衣服上粘着不明油渍和各种体味绝对一个多月没洗过,赶紧给拒绝了。 The previous generation is not so artificial, is gives, Jing Shu is thinking, but she is glad the biological mother. 前世也没这么矫情,都是给惯的,静姝想着,不过她乐意惯着亲妈。 The New Year supper and family reunion dinner make the auricularia auricula to fry the meat, the tomato scrambled eggs and tender garlic shoots to stir fry the cured meat besides the solid stuff that Mother Jing brought, usually to stir fry the bean sprouts and cabbage to cook the starch noodles, uncle prepared the red-roast fish that the red-roast spareribs, have not put scallion Jiang Suan, fried the mushroom purely, the fragrant-flowered garlic scrambles the egg, as well as pot quick-freeze sweet dumplings. 年夜饭和团圆饭除了静妈带来的干货做成了木耳炒肉、西红柿炒蛋、蒜苗炒腊肉、素炒豆芽、白菜炖粉条外,大舅自家准备了的红烧排骨,没放葱姜蒜的红烧鱼,纯炒蘑菇,韭菜炒鸡蛋,以及一锅速冻汤圆。 Jing Shu was everyone a paper glass Sprit, the 2 L Sprit bottomed, the last point was snatched to hide by Su Long. 静姝为每人倒了一纸杯雪碧,2L的雪碧就见底了,最后一点被苏龙抢去藏着了。 The family reunion dinner was too simply sumptuous regarding people who this month have not had the food, the uncle raises glass: „Today entertains inconsiderately, when the dark day ended, then makes amends, puts down everyone first to eat all gratitude and grudges!” intent has referred to looked to Su Meimei and Mother Jing. 对于这一个月都没怎么吃好饭的一众人来讲团圆饭简直太丰盛了,大舅举杯:“今天招待不周,等黑暗日结束了,再补过一个,把所有恩怨放下大家先吃好！”意有所指的看向了苏美美和静妈。 One table of people touched paper glass together, formally opens the meal. 一桌人一起碰了个纸杯,正式开餐。 On the dining table quick can see the disparity, the vegetable/dish of Jing Shu’s home belt/bring is most popular, without a while bottoms, the Uncle’s home vegetable/dish would have no several chopsticks. 饭桌上很快就能看出差距来,静姝家带的菜最受欢迎,没一会儿就见了底,大舅家的菜就没动几筷子。 „Old Jing, your family's vegetable/dish where lane? I use the mineral water to trade to you.” Wang Gang has not given full expression is looking at the spatial tray. “老静,你家的菜哪里弄来的？我用矿泉水给你换一些。”王刚意犹未尽的望着空盘子。 Father Jing is laughing foolishly the rejection: „Oneself type in house, insufficiently eats.” 静爸憨笑着拒绝了:“自家在房子里种了点,也不够吃的。” The big aunt patted Father Jing, referred to above: „My big brother inside information, said that was the dark day at least must one month, the water was so tight, the mineral water was not good to do, can get so far as on my big brother, didn't you really trade?” 大舅妈拍了拍静爸,指了指上面:“我大哥内部消息,说是黑暗日至少还得一个月,水这么紧张,矿泉水可不好搞的,也就我大哥能弄到,你真不换一点？” Father Jing thinks at heart my ruined family unmarried girl stored the water of four water pond I not to show off, saw complexion not good Mother Jing, immediately shakes the head: „It is not does not trade, really did not have.” 静爸心里想我的败家闺女储了四个水池子的水我都没炫耀呢,看到了脸色不好的静妈,立刻摇头:“不是不换,真没了。” Aunt Wang Fang started to praise king resplendent, young can get so far as the position of section member, several years later, this was must same walk the political road cotton suiting with her father. 舅妈王芳就开始夸王灿了,年纪轻轻就能弄到科员的位置,再过几年还了得,这是要和她爸一样走政治路线呢。 Wang Fang did not praise the person generally, praising the person to explain that she had the matter to ask others for help, sure enough she started to ask Wang Gang to give the uniform point water. 王芳一般不夸人的,夸人了就说明她有事求人,果不其然她开始求王刚给匀点水。 With previous generation completely opposite plot, previous generation big aunt the Jing Shu boasts give an exaggerated account of things asked the Mother Jing uniform water, the sister-in-law/little aunt also to rub some water, Father Jing gave them two one 200 bottles, causing her family/home water to be insufficient later. 和前世完全相反的剧情,前世大舅妈把静姝夸的天花乱坠的求静妈匀水,小姨也蹭了些水,静爸给了他们两家一家200瓶,导致后期她家水不够了。 this lifetime Wang Gang gave 60 bottles of water to make the engraved inscription that Wang Fang was grateful life-long, finally the uncle proposed that to Mother Jing and sister-in-law/little aunt each 10 bottles, a big aunt look killed, the uncle changed a statement 5 bottles. 这一世王刚给了60瓶水就让王芳感激涕零的铭记终生了,最后大舅提出给静妈和小姨每家十瓶,大舅妈一个眼神杀,大舅就改口成了五瓶。 „My family Su Long drank the muddy water to have diarrhea not to do right by everyone, can only one 5 bottles help in an emergency to you with.” Wang Fang said. “我家苏龙一喝泥水就拉肚子对不住了各位,只能给你们一家五瓶救急用了。”王芳说道。 Relative who is willing to branch out 1/6 water, in apocalypse even qualified, this person is a smart person. 愿意分出六分之一水的亲戚,在末世里就算合格的了,这种人是聪明人。 The food finishes, the people had not watched the Lantern Festival party, the uncle said: „Ok, the food also finished eating, said the proper business. Zhongyong did you what's the matter, not only ask the woman also to have ten -year-old illegitimate child outside?” 饭毕,众人连元宵晚会都没看,大舅就说上了:“好了,饭也吃完了,说说正事吧。中庸你是怎么回事,不仅在外面找了女人还有了个十岁的私生子？” This language was startled chin of one table of people, including Mother Jing and Father Jing, Wang Gang also revealed one: Ok the expression of your boy comes. 这一语惊掉了一桌人的下巴,包括静妈和静爸,王刚还露出一副:行啊你小子的表情来。 „We knew with Sun Yinrui the matter satisfactory, this matter is she is not right, but she with Sun Yinrui on good shortly, this at most is the affair, but you? You with outside woman good how many years? At least more than ten years? Child!” “美美和孙银瑞的事情我们都知道了,这事是她不对,但她才和孙银瑞好上没多久,这顶多是不正当关系,但你呢？你和外面的女人好了多少年了？至少有十几年了吧？还有了孩子！” The uncle is knocking the table, „you make such mistake as the official, knows seriously?! Bigamy! Moreover commits one crime on top of another!” 大舅敲着桌子,“你作为公务员犯这样的错误,知道有多严重吗？！重婚罪！而且是罪上加罪！” Jing Shu shows a being suddenly enlighted expression to come, no wonder can also see the grandson to eat meal with Zhang Zhongyong today satisfactory, originally the Zhang Zhongyong handle was held, barefoot does not fear to put on shoes, Su Meimei is barefoot, Zhang Zhongyong puts on shoes. 静姝露出一副恍然大悟的表情来,怪不得今天还能看见孙美美和张中庸一起吃饭,原来张中庸的把柄被抓住了,光脚的不怕穿鞋的,苏美美是光脚的,张中庸是穿鞋的。 The previous generation Zhang Zhongyong matter needs two years to hold that to meet Zhang Zhongyong anything not to fear that the bright road, this lifetime actually has also held. 前世张中庸的事要过两年才捅出来那会张中庸什么都不怕了还过了明路,这一世竟然这么早就捅出来了。 Is because Mother Jing sold to Su Meimei small BMW, Su Meimei has not actually driven BMW thus to suspect that outside Zhang Zhongyong some people, sending the private eye to find the evidence to hold? 是因为静妈把小宝马卖给苏美美,苏美美却没开上宝马从而怀疑张中庸外面有人了,派了私家侦探找到了证据捅了出来吗？ The big effect that really the butterflies can also the fan have, Jing Shu has not thought that will have such pleasant surprise. 真是小蝴蝶也能扇出的大效应呀,静姝没想到会有这样意外的惊喜呢。
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