„What can eat? My some...... Un, chocolate, Apple?” Eric opens the somewhat empty refrigerator to ask. “要吃点什么吗？我这里有一些……嗯,巧克力,还有苹果？”艾瑞克打开有些空荡的冰箱问道。 Stewart Runkle sits on the sofa, shook the head saying: „, Late at night ate thing is not good to be familiar with, if there is a milk, can me one cup, drink the milk to help the sleep in the evening.” 斯图尔特・朗克尔坐在沙发上,摇了摇头道:“不了,深夜吃东西不是个好习惯,如果有牛奶的话,可以给我一杯,晚上喝牛奶有利于睡眠。” Eric carries a shoulder-pole load the eyebrow, one cup of milk has handed over but actually to Stewart, asked: „These is who told you?” 艾瑞克挑挑眉,给斯图尔特倒了一杯牛奶递过去,问道:“这些都是谁告诉你的？” „In book said that Eric, you do not want, when I am the child who anything does not understand am good, I was seven years old.” “书上说的,艾瑞克,你不要当我是个什么都不懂的小孩子行不行,我已经七岁了。” Eric laughs in spite of trying not to nodded: „Good, does the big boy, then, why your Papa Mama also quarrel today?” 艾瑞克失笑地点了点头:“好吧,大男孩,那么,你爸爸妈妈今天又是为什么吵架啊？” „Papa resigned, said that wants to have the company. Mama quarrelled with him, yeah, the woman is really troublesome, Papa has not resigned time, Mama always talks incessantly the company size of Papa work to be too small, does not have the future. Now Papa sets firm resolve to resign with great difficulty, Mama gets angry saying that immediately Papa gives up the stable work like this, is to the irresponsibleness of family.” “爸爸辞职了,说是要自己开公司。妈妈就跟他吵了起来,哎,女人真是麻烦,爸爸没辞职的时候,妈妈总是唠叨爸爸工作的公司规模太小,没前途。现在爸爸好不容易下定决心辞职了,妈妈立刻翻脸说爸爸这样放弃稳定的工作,是对家庭的不负责任。” Eric on the sofa, he too did not care the family work that crookedly actually Mr. and Mrs. Runkle, gnaws Apple to say with a smile: „I thought actually that your this kid hears to notice too does not suit your age the thing.” 艾瑞克歪在沙发上,他倒是不太关心朗克尔夫妇的家事,啃着一个苹果笑道:“我倒是觉得,你这个小家伙听到看到太多不适合你年龄的东西。” Stewart grinning, like heard the praise, the eye transferred the revolutions, jumps down the sofa, runs up to side Eric to sit down, asks: „Eric, are you making the movie now?” 斯图尔特咧了咧嘴,像是听到了夸奖一样,眼睛转了转,跳下沙发,跑到艾瑞克身边坐下,问道:“艾瑞克,你现在是不是在拍电影啊？” Eric nodded: „Yes, patted quickly. When the time comes can make your Mama lead you to look together.” 艾瑞克点了点头:“是啊,快拍完了。到时候可以让你妈妈带你一起去看。” „, Eric, you thought that I can make the movie?” “那么,艾瑞克,你觉得我可以去拍电影吗？” „Un? Stuart, how do you emit such thought suddenly?” “嗯？斯图,你怎么突然冒出这样的念头？” In the Stewart eye has the hope saying: „Heard that the movie star salary is very high, if I have become the movie star, can make a lot of money for the family/home, rich Papa Mama will not quarrel.” 斯图尔特眼中带着期盼道:“听说电影明星片酬很高啊,如果我成了电影明星,就能为家里赚很多钱,有钱了爸爸妈妈就不会吵架了。” If Mr. and Mrs. Runkle here, does not know that now hears these words to be ashamed. 如果朗克尔夫妇现在在这里,不知道听到这些话会不会感到羞愧。 Eric thinks or said: „But now you are too young. You possibly do not know that the child is in the movie one of factors is difficult to control. In many movies as far as possible reduces the actor's pay of child, even if shoots time, Director will be also gingerly, because these children, once makes a tearful scene, the entire dramatic team also paralyzed. Moreover you have great «Child Protection method», the contract that the dramatic team signs has not forced the effect to the child completely. Therefore, I thought or wait for you to grow up said again, at least must wait till 18 years old, like me.” 艾瑞克想了想还是说道:“可是现在你太小了。你可能不知道,孩子是电影里最难控制的因素之一。很多电影里都尽量缩减小孩的戏份,即使拍摄的时候,导演也会战战兢兢,因为那些小孩子一旦哭闹起来,整个剧组也就跟着瘫痪了。而且你们有伟大的《儿童保护法》,剧组签下的合约对儿童完全没有强制效果。所以,我觉得还是等你长大了再说吧,至少要等到18岁,像我一样。” „Hello, Eric, I am not these weak kids, I will be obedient very much. Heard that you are screenwriter of movie, helping me also write a role, I will be very grateful your.” The Stewart eye is looking at Eric sparklingly, although to the child of this ages, Stewart Runkle intelligent somewhat excessive, but is only seven years old after all, thinks naively, so long as Eric this screenwriter helps itself write a role, oneself can develop the movie.. “喂,艾瑞克,我可不是那些幼稚的小屁孩,我会很听话的。听说你是电影的编剧,帮我也写一个角色啊,我会很感激你的。”斯图尔特眼睛亮晶晶地望着艾瑞克,虽然相对于这个年龄段的孩子来说,斯图尔特・朗克尔聪明的有些过分,但毕竟只有七岁,天真地以为只要艾瑞克这个编剧帮自己写一个角色,自己就可以去演电影了。。 In the Eric heart jumps slightly, sits the straight body, is taking a look at the present young boy carefully. He had just thought of a person suddenly: Macaulay Culkin. That depends upon the «Home Alone» fire spreads the global super child star. 艾瑞克心中微微一跳,坐直身体,细细打量着眼前的小男孩。他刚刚突然想到了一个人:麦考利・卡尔金。那个依靠《小鬼当家》火遍全球的超级童星。 At this moment, a bold thought cannot help but has braved from the Eric mind, although is not very clear, but Eric knows, if this plans successfully, he can cross the most difficult primitive accumulation stage easily, breaks through the age, fund, qualifications directly and other limits of a series of factor, realizes own ideal. Although this plan, regarding present stage poor and blank, the difficulty is very big, but doesn't try to know? The life rare several wrestle! 这一刻,一个大胆至极的念头不由自主从艾瑞克脑海中冒了出来,虽然还不够清晰,但艾瑞克知道,如果这个计划成功的话,他可以轻易地越过最艰难的原始积累阶段,直接冲破年龄、资金、资历等一系列因素的限制,实现自己的理想。虽然这个计划,对于现阶段一穷二白的自己来说,难度很大,不过不试试怎么知道呢？人生难得几回搏啊！ Moreover, had a look at the intelligence quotient at least over ten Stewart, in the movie the biggest uncertainties not to have again at present. 而且,再看看眼前智商至少在十岁以上的斯图尔特,电影里最大的不确定因素也没有了。 „, Stuart, to be honest, here truly suits your role, moreover is lead Oh.” “那么,斯图,说实话,我这里确实有一个适合你的角色,而且是主角哦。” A Stewart face lies to the Eric leg on pleasantly surprised, is supine the small head to ask: „Eric, what is a lead?” 斯图尔特一脸惊喜地趴到艾瑞克腿上,仰着小脑袋问道:“艾瑞克,什么是主角？” „Volume, the lead is...... In the movie takes salary most that.” “额,主角就是……电影里拿片酬最多的那个。” „I develop, I develop.” “我演,我演。” Eric said: „But, we must win the approval of your parents, I deliver you to go home, chatted with your parents while convenient.” 艾瑞克道:“可是,我们必须征得你父母的同意,那么,我送你回家吧,顺便跟你父母谈谈。” The Stewart small hand was just walking out of the Eric door, sound that hears neighbor Mr. and Mrs. Runkle. 拉着斯图尔特的小手刚刚走出艾瑞克家门,就听到邻家朗克尔夫妇的声音。 „I told you, Charlie Runkle, if Stuart had any accident, I divorced you!” “我告诉你,查理森・朗克尔,如果斯图出什么意外的话,我就跟你离婚！” Always appears some weak trends Charlie in the quarrel Runkle exclaimed suddenly: „Shut up, your this bitch, if not you provokes the quarrel, Stuart will run away secretly? First goes to the basement to have a look, Stuart hid in inside.” 一向在争吵中显得有些弱势的查理森・朗克尔猛然吼道:“闭嘴,你这个碧池,如果不是你挑起争吵,斯图会偷偷跑掉吗？先去地下室看看,斯图是不是躲在里面了。” Mary Runkle was frightened to hoodwink by the husband sudden roar, in addition truly is own mistake, suddenly timidly will follow in the husband behind, to seek, the Eric sound has made a sound in the next door. 玛丽・朗克尔被丈夫突然的吼声吓蒙了,再加上确实是自己的错,一时间唯唯诺诺地跟在丈夫身后,正要寻找,艾瑞克的声音在隔壁响了起来。 „Hi, Mr. Runkle, should not be worried, Stuart here.” Eric has hugged Stuart, the son who couple sees the Eric bosom, relaxed. “嗨,朗克尔先生,不要担心,斯图在这里。”艾瑞克将斯图抱了起来,夫妇两个看到艾瑞克怀里的儿子,都松了一口气。 Returns to Runkle Family Stewart, after hearing Eric approximate narration, the couple individual somewhat regretted that and guaranteed no longer is working as child's surface quarrel. 将斯图尔特送回朗克尔家,听到艾瑞克大致的讲述之后,夫妇两个人都有些后悔,并保证不再当着孩子的面争吵。 „Actually, Mr. Runkle, a matter, just Stuart said that he wants to act in the movie, just, here has a script very suitable Stuart . Moreover, at Stuart's intelligent degree, I thought that plays that role not to have the issue completely.” “其实,朗克尔先生,还有一件事情,刚刚斯图说,他想要演电影,刚好,我这里有一个剧本很适合斯图,而且,以斯图的聪明程度,我觉得饰演那个角色完全没问题。” The couple are somewhat accidental, if not had known about the Eric recent situation that they will directly likely regard the joke Eric. However, now presented the Eric news including newspaper on, therefore they, although the accident, is having also some anticipations. 夫妇俩有些意外,如果不是对艾瑞克的近况有所了解,两人很可能会直接将艾瑞克的话当成玩笑。不过,现在连报纸上都出现了艾瑞克的消息,所以他们虽然意外,却也带着些的期待。 Couple individual life some are unpleasant, will otherwise not produce the mid-life crisis. If the son can act in the movie becomes a star, means any self-evident. 夫妇两个人的生活都有些不如意,不然的话也不会产生中年危机了。如果儿子能演电影成为明星,意味着什么不言而喻。 „Eric, can say is about what movie?” “艾瑞克,可以大致说说是什么电影吗？” Eric said: „Naturally, this is a comedy movie, was a young boy forgets by the careless parents approximately in the family/home......” 艾瑞克道:“当然,这是一个喜剧片,大致是一个小男孩被粗心的父母遗忘在了家里……” Has spent for five minutes, Eric spoke the plot approximately, then said: „Just I chatted a while with Stuart, discovered that Stuart present intelligence quotient, in that young boy compared with movie be high, therefore, if you agree, can make Stuart try.” 花了五分钟时间,艾瑞克将故事情节大致讲了一遍,接着道:“刚刚我跟斯图聊了一会儿,发现斯图现在的智商,要比电影里的那个小男孩还要高,所以,如果你们同意的话,可以让斯图试试。” Several people looked together to sitting appears in side very clever or disguises very clever boy. 几个人一起看向坐在旁边显得很乖巧或者假装很乖巧的男孩。 „Father mi, mother, I thought that I can, this story was good.” “爹哋,妈咪,我觉得我可以的,这个故事太棒了。” „Child is too little, I thought that......” the Charlie woods just told only half, the area of concealment had been pinched by Madame Runkle. “孩子还太小,我觉得……”查理森刚刚说到一半,就被朗克尔夫人隐蔽地掐了一下。 „Can Eric, make us consider?” “艾瑞克,可以让我们考虑一下吗？” „Does not have the issue,” Eric nodded, while convenient added a quirk: „You must answer me as soon as possible, this movie plans to open during the Christmas day, if the result is good, will possibly produce a series, you agree, does not have the accident, the lead can be Stuart.” “没问题,”艾瑞克点了点头,顺带加了一把火道:“不过你们必须尽快答复我,这部电影计划在圣诞节期间上映,如果成绩好的话,很可能会制作一个系列,你们同意的话,不出意外,主角都会是斯图。” A series movie, even if the average person, knows that the salary of lead will be definitely getting higher and higher. 一个系列电影,即使是普通人,也知道主角的片酬肯定会越来越高。 Meanwhile, Eric takes the easy way very much has not told Mr. and Mrs. Runkle, oneself Director this movie, all will not have the feature, Eric even unable to affirm that personally now this plan can succeed, he does not want gives other 20th Century Fox or Film Studio «Home Alone» script, but is the plan completely by the independent manufacture, regarding is only half treadons into him in circle the difficulty can be imagined. 同时,艾瑞克很讨巧地没有告诉朗克尔夫妇,自己将会亲自导演这部电影,现在一切都还没有眉目,艾瑞克甚至不能肯定这个计划能不能成功,他并不想将《小鬼当家》的剧本交给二十世纪福克斯或者其他电影公司,而是打算完全由自己独立制作,对于只是半只脚踏入圈内的他而言其中难度可想而知。 Went home, mood excited Eric does not have the sleepiness, sits before the typewriter is striking «Home Alone» script fast, while is pondering the concrete implementation process of plan. 回到家,心情兴奋的艾瑞克毫无睡意,坐在打字机前一边快速敲打着《小鬼当家》的剧本,一边思考着计划的具体实施过程。 First is the fund, the Actor aspect, besides Stewart, two fools is also most important, Eric has not planned to invite previous life Qiao Pesci and Daniel Stern, two people now are quite famous movie Actor, Qiao Pesci also obtains the Oscar male supporting actor to nominate, oneself that money, cannot pay including the salaries of two people. 首先是资金,演员方面,除了斯图尔特之外,两个笨贼也是重中之重,艾瑞克并没有打算邀请前世的乔・佩西和丹尼尔・斯特恩,两个人现在都已经是比较出名的电影演员,乔・佩西还获得过奥斯卡男配角提名,自己那点钱,连两个人的片酬都付不起。 Eric planned that looks for two to perform in comedy television Actor, the television Actor status of this time absolutely does not have the commeasurability with movie Actor, with the person greeted embarrassed said one develops TV series, therefore the salary was quite inexpensive. 艾瑞克打算找两个演喜剧的电视演员,这个时代的电视演员地位跟电影演员完全没有可比性,跟人打招呼的时候都不好意思说自己是演电视剧的,因此片酬相当低廉。 The shoots place must certainly choose Canada, Los Angeles just entered the autumn now, the Canada northern many place has snowed. 拍摄地点肯定要选择加拿大,洛杉矶现在才刚刚入秋,加拿大北部很多地方已经下雪了。 Other at sixes and sevens matters...... 还有其他乱七八糟的事情…… The light in bedroom has shone fully for night, the sunlight sprinkles the bedroom the time, Eric stands up to stretch oneself. 卧室里的灯光整整亮了一夜,阳光洒进卧室的时候,艾瑞克站起身伸了个懒腰。 Plate consider as finished one in the evening, previous life «Home Alone» cost it is said is 1800 million USD, by the Eric specialized vision, that is the shoots cost adds on the propaganda cost completely. Pure shoots cost also about several million, majority of reward of Actor and Director. 盘算了一晚上,前世《小鬼当家》据说的成本是1800百万美元,以艾瑞克的专业眼光来看,那完全是拍摄成本加上宣传成本。纯粹的拍摄成本也就几百万左右,其中大部分还是演员和导演的酬劳。 But now, because in the mind had complete «Home Alone» Large expanse, Eric must do its transports to the film on completely, can therefore save the unnecessary waste. 但现在,因为脑海中已经有了完整的《小鬼当家》成片,艾瑞克要做的只是将其完整地搬运到胶片上,所以可以省却很多不必要的浪费。 Propagandizes the aspect, Eric also another plan. But how regardless to plan carefully, not having 1 million USD, the movie unable to shoot. 宣传方面,艾瑞克也另有一番打算。但无论怎么精打细算,没有一百万美金,电影也是拍不下来的。 1 million, «17 Again» will heat bamboo strips for writing material for these days, Eric can attain 50 ten thousand USD salaries, in addition script payment for published piece also remaining nine ten thousand USD originally about, additional together less than 60 ten thousand USD. 一百万啊,《重返十七岁》这几天就会杀青,艾瑞克能拿到50万美金的片酬,加上原本的剧本稿酬还剩下九万美元左右,加一起不到60万美元。 Un, now «Jurassic Park» sells is so hot, with Michael Claus discussed that perhaps can also attain 20 ten thousand USD, finally also remaining 200,000 gaps. 嗯,《侏罗纪公园》现在卖的这么火,跟迈克尔・克劳斯商量一下,或许也能拿到20万美金,最后还剩下200000的缺口。 Arrived at the Qiaotou nature straight thought in line with the ship, Eric decides first to attempt to arrange to say again. 本着船到桥头自然直的念头,艾瑞克决定还是先尝试着筹备一下再说。