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#15: Disguises to leave home


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Eric, this was really too mysterious.” On the copilots, Drew have a relish is manipulating the one-piece dress that is re-equipped by the T-shirt, somewhat with amazement to praise sighed. 艾瑞克,这真是太神奇了。”副驾驶上,德鲁饶有兴致地摆弄着身上由T恤改装成的连衣裙,有些惊讶地赞叹道。 Reason that last night vomited, Drew clothes were dirty, two people rushed to time the dramatic team, therefore Eric got a sudden inspiration, remembered the previous life wife to re-equip the method of skirt the spacious man's T-shirt, fortunately was not difficult. 昨晚呕吐的缘故,德鲁身上的衣服已经脏了,两个人又赶时间去剧组,所以艾瑞克灵机一动,想起了前世妻子将自己宽大的男式T恤改装成裙子的方法,所幸并不难。 Therefore had present Drew dressing up, the one-piece dress that the sky blue T-shirt re-equips, the waist is gripping a Eric middle finger wide brown leather belt, this dresses up in this time appears is novel and vanguard, therefore just got out to the dramatic team, many people cannot help but go to Drew the vision. 于是有了现在德鲁身上的装扮,天蓝色的T恤改装成的连衣裙,腰间扎着艾瑞克一条三指宽的棕色皮带,这身装扮在这个时代显得非常新颖和前卫,因此到了剧组刚刚下车,很多人都不由自主将目光投向德鲁 Naturally, in the vision also brings some to be meaningful, because, Drew comes with Eric together. 当然,目光中也带着些意味深长,因为,德鲁是跟艾瑞克一起来的。 Hey, Eric, you quickly have such loved another, looked that you few days ago to the appearance that Annie sympathized gently, I also think that you can be a good man?” Discussed that a day of shoots plan, Penny Marshall said to Eric in the preparation free time like this, but in her expression too many accidents, in this circle, this matter are not normal. “嘿,艾瑞克,你这么快就移情别恋了,看你前些日子对安妮温柔体贴的样子,我还以为你会是一个好男人呢?”商议完一天的拍摄计划,潘妮马歇尔在准备的空闲对艾瑞克这样说道,但她语气里并没有太多意外,在这个圈子里,这种事情太正常了。 Penny, I like was still Annie, as for Drew, was only by chance.” 潘妮,我喜欢的仍然是安妮,至于德鲁,只是碰巧而已。” Penny Marshall teased: „Are her clothes also the coincidence? Good, matter that Eric, I am disinclined to pay attention to your young people, but you must pay attention to the discretion, Drew now after all is only 13 years old, um, you understand.” 潘妮马歇尔调侃道:“她身上的衣服也是巧合吗?好了,艾瑞克,我才懒得理会你们这些年轻人的事情呢,不过你要注意分寸,德鲁现在毕竟才13岁,嗯,你明白的。” Reminder thank you, Penny.” Eric sees Penny Marshall had recognized this matter, can only say reluctantly, was good to end this topic. “谢谢你的提醒,潘妮。”艾瑞克潘妮马歇尔已经认定了这件事,只能无奈地说了一句,好结束这个话题。 Following one month, not any special matter occurrence, «17 Again» shoots is carrying on as before rapidly orderly, Drew from directed | to tempt Eric to turn into the scarlet fruits but actually pursues. Aniston in appearing in dramatic team, has discovered this matter very much easily. 接下来的一个月,并没有什么特别的事情发生,《重返十七岁》的拍摄依旧迅速有序地进行着,德鲁从原本引丨诱艾瑞克变成了赤果果的倒追。安妮斯顿在出现在剧组的时候,也很轻易地发现了这件事情。 Therefore two girls simultaneously appear when the dramatic team, regarding struggling of Eric, has become the seasons in all crew anxious shoots processes. All male comrades very much envy Eric, even plays the young people in bad boy Stan, but also finds the opportunity to consult his bubble little girl method to Eric, Eric also engrossing talked nonsense one with him, one that boy flickered. 于是两个女孩同时出现在剧组时,围绕着艾瑞克的明争暗斗,成了所有剧组人员紧张拍摄过程中的调味剂。所有男同志都很羡慕艾瑞克,甚至饰演坏小子斯坦的年轻人,还找机会向艾瑞克请教过他的泡妞手段,艾瑞克也饶有兴趣地跟他胡扯一通,将那小子忽悠的一愣一愣的。 However made matter that Eric did not know whether to laugh or cry occur quickly, in the dramatic team other young people started that disseminated him to make up wild stories to soak the little girl rare book, even accidentally passed to the Drew ear, the small girl was greasy Eric in the shoots gap, half is teasing half hidden bitterness saying: Originally you are that I take, big bastard who your this plays with the girl, what is more hateful was obtains others hearts not to be responsible, your this thief, gave back to me my heart!” 不过很快让艾瑞克哭笑不得的事情发生了,剧组里其他年轻人都开始传播他胡诌的那一份泡妞秘籍,甚至偶然传到了德鲁耳朵里,小丫头在拍摄间隙腻着艾瑞克,一半调侃一半幽怨道:“原来你就是那么把我弄到手的啊,你这个玩弄女孩子的大混蛋,更可恶的是得到了人家的心还不想负责,你这个小偷,把我的心还给我!” The Aniston rough dieting downsizing plans to be in progress as before, but has suffered that many hardships, the effect is not quite tangible, girl one month thin was less than five pounds. Regarding this Eric worried that certain matters wanted, when shoots finished says again. 安妮斯顿粗糙的节食瘦身计划依旧在进行,但吃了那么多苦头,效果却不太明显,女孩一个月才瘦了不到五磅。对此艾瑞克更加担忧,本来某些事情想要等到拍摄结束再说的。 The matter has always filled the accident, finally when shoots, Aniston the hypoglycemia that because causes hungrily, has fainted directly, Eric accompanied has been hanging a evening's hanging bottle. Next day Eric just does not have the actor's pay, brought Aniston to go to Susan that fitness adviser there that Langdon introduced. 事情总是充满了意外,终于在一次拍摄的时候,安妮斯顿因为饥饿导致的低血糖,直接晕了过去,艾瑞克陪伴着挂了一晚上的吊瓶。第二天艾瑞克刚好没有戏份,就带着安妮斯顿去了苏珊・萨兰登介绍的那个健身顾问那里。 That is a scale very high fitness office, the main target of service is the Hollywood star, two people go, but also bumped into just went out of Sigourney of office Weaver, world-famous 《Alien》 series Heroine. One of previous life goddesses, in the vision of some Aniston snack tastes, the Eric dog-leg went forward to want a signature very much. 那是一家档次很高的健身会所,主要服务对象就是好莱坞的女星,两个人进去的时候,还碰到了刚好走出会所的西格妮韦弗,闻名世界的《异形》系列女主角前世的女神之一啊,在安妮斯顿有些小吃味的目光中,艾瑞克很狗腿地上前要了一个签名。 That fitness adviser is the Russian woman who cannot see the age completely, the name is very long, but makes Eric they call her Natasha. Saw Natasha first, Eric notes deep envying of Aniston to Natasha that devil stature, can only grasp the Aniston’s small hand gently, consoled to say in her ear: Relax, the treasure, one day, your stature will be better than her.” 那个健身顾问是一个完全看不出年龄的俄裔女人,名字很长,只是让艾瑞克两人称呼她娜塔莎。见到娜塔莎第一眼,艾瑞克就注意到了安妮斯顿娜塔莎那魔鬼身材的深深羡慕,只能轻轻握了握安妮斯顿的小手,在她耳边劝慰道:“放心,宝贝,总有一天,你的身材会比她更好的。” Natasha after Aniston has made some understanding, very much patiently explained the tremendous harm of Aniston a while ago losing weight way, then led her to make some tests, has spent entire morning time, was Aniston makes one to have more than ten pages of downsizing plans fully. 娜塔莎安妮斯顿做了一些了解之后,很耐心地解释了安妮斯顿前段时间的减肥方式的巨大危害,然后带着她做了一些测试,花了整整一上午时间,为安妮斯顿做了一份足有十多页的瘦身计划。 When two people leave, deeply realized that the meaning of this office upscale two character, that is character: Expensive! When payment, Aniston insisted one pay a bill, the result brushed the negative number with the card her line directly, will be good will attain quickly the «17 Again» salary because of Aniston, although were not many, can actually solve her financial crisis. 两个人离开时,深深体会到了这家会所高档两个字的含意,那就是一个字儿:贵!付款时,安妮斯顿坚持自己付账,结果直接将她的行用卡刷成了负数,好在安妮斯顿很快就会拿到《重返十七岁》的片酬,虽然不多,却能解决她的财政危机。 At the end of October, «17 Again» shoots is near the end finally, in the meantime, the film post works and propaganda started one after another, Eric accidentally on newspaper, has been able to see the bordered news about «17 Again». Drew after finishing oneself actor's pay, stems from all people to anticipate that voluntarily requests to enter the place to give up drug taking to give up the drug dependence, the losing footing girl starts with a clean slate on own initiative, the story that such pursues a goal with determination how can not bring the propaganda. 十月底,《重返十七岁》的拍摄终于接近尾声,同时,电影后期工作和宣传已经陆续开始,艾瑞克偶然在报纸上,已经能看到关于《重返十七岁》的花边新闻。德鲁在结束自己戏份后,出乎所有人意料,主动要求进入戒毒所戒除毒瘾,失足女孩主动改过自新,这么励志的故事怎么能不拿来宣传。 Therefore, under the plan of Fox propaganda department, Drew the transforms is given credit to «17 Again» completely. On newspaper, Drew after because originally becoming famous, loses self- becomes the drug addict, in the shoots «17 Again» process, in subject that Drew in the movie pursues a goal with determination warmly, starts to reconsider gradually, the true meaning of sensibility life, had found the life direction once more, therefore sets firm resolve to start with a clean slate. The article writes give an exaggerated account of things is similar to all is that reporter personally sees, if not understand that the fact the truth, Eric thought one will accept as true. 于是,在福克斯宣传部门的策划之下,德鲁的这种转变被完全归功于《重返十七岁》。报纸上,德鲁原本因为成名之后迷失自我而染上毒瘾,拍摄重返十七岁》过程中,德鲁在电影温馨励志的主题中,渐渐开始重新反思,感悟生活的真谛,再次找到了生活的方向,于是下定决心改过自新。文章写的天花乱坠如同所有一切都是那个记者亲眼所见,如果不是明白事实的真相,艾瑞克觉得自己都会信以为真。 Another propaganda direction of movie, is this only 18-year-old screenwriter and actor. After General newspaper Eric writes «17 Again» script, from delivering script to was known the rough twists and turns that the process of Zhu writes by the Fox mental perception finally, has molded one livingly indomitably, for the ideal will never say the abandoned five good youth images. 影片的另外一个宣传方向,就是他这个年仅18岁的编剧兼男主角。报纸上将艾瑞克写好《重返十七岁剧本后,从投递剧本到最后被福克斯慧眼识珠的过程写的坎坷曲折,活生生塑造了一个不屈不挠为了理想永不言弃的五好青年形象。 Simultaneously also through producer James Brooks and Director Penny Marshall performs the affirmation appraisal of level to him, how talent the side contrasted this first time to develop the new person of movie is excellent. 同时还通过制片人詹姆斯布鲁克斯导演潘妮马歇尔对他表演水平的肯定评价,侧面烘托了他这个第一次演电影的新人是如何如何的天赋过人。 Naturally, disputed that definitely has, some newspaper questioned the screenwriter level of Eric this 18 -year-old youth quickly, even after inferring «17 Again» this movie is only «Big» succeeded, work of the rough following 20th Century Fox in a hurry starts. The budget of 20 million USD likely loss. 当然,争议肯定是有的,一些报纸很快就质疑起艾瑞克这个18岁青年的编剧水平,甚至推断《重返十七岁》这部电影只是《飞越未来》成功之后,二十世纪福克斯匆匆上马的一部粗糙的跟风之作。2000万美金的预算很可能血本无归。 This forecast and has the basis, in 1985 science fiction comedy «Back to the Future» of Universal product obtained 200 million USD Box Office, after winning in the past the North America Box Office champion successfully, other Film Studio including Universal, simultaneously followed to produce several same type movies, finally all threw the street without exception, in this point from 1986 Box Office ranking can look. 这种预测并不是没有根据,1985年环球出品的科幻喜剧《回到未来》取得两亿美金票房,成功问鼎当年北美票房冠军之后,其他电影公司包括环球自己,同时跟风制作了好几部同类型电影,结果无一例外全部扑街,这一点上从1986年的票房排行榜上就能看得出来。 On these disputes regarding newspaper, so long as in own public opinion control area, 20th Century Fox loves, movie one-sided flattering and one-sided difference will comment not to have the result, instead during the suitable dispute, can the maximum degree cancel | arouses the interest of audience. 对于报纸上这些争议,只要在自己的舆论控制范围之内,二十世纪福克斯还是喜闻乐见的,一部电影一边倒的吹捧和一边倒的差评都不会产生好结果,反而是在适当的争议之中,才能最大程度勾丨引起观众的兴趣。 Meanwhile, Eric novel «Jurassic Park» also got many interests in this propaganda unrest, originally, after novel listing, Micheal Klaus is similar to such that he promises, used does many propaganda work fully, the sales volume of novel first week has been over 20,000 volume, this regarding a new person, was the quite good result, the later several weeks, fermented along with keeping up as well as this novel good reputation of propaganda slowly, sales volume per week also during gradually rise, although have not been the shocking degree, actually also conformed to the Eric psychological expectation. 同时,艾瑞克的小说《侏罗纪公园》也在这股宣传风潮中获得了不少利益,原本,小说上市之后,迈克尔克劳斯如同他许诺的那样,倾尽全力做了很多宣传工作,小说第一周的销量就超过了20000册,这对于一个新人来说,是相当不错的成绩,之后的几周,随着宣传的跟进以及这本小说良好口碑慢慢发酵,每周的销量也在缓步上升之中,虽然没有达到惊艳的程度,却也符合艾瑞克的心理预期。 After the propaganda plan of «17 Again» movie opens, «Jurassic Park» natural also has become an important propaganda point. This lets Michael simply Claus is wild with joy, even if a media group only puts out 1/10 even less propaganda resources, influence that creates, is not small Publishing House of his less than ten staff member can compare. 而在《重返十七岁》电影的宣传计划开启之后,《侏罗纪公园》理所当然的也成了其中一个重要的宣传点。这简直让迈克尔克劳斯欣喜若狂,一个传媒集团哪怕只拿出1甚至更少的宣传资源,所造成的影响,也不是他那个只有不到十个职员的小出版社所能比拟的。 Thereupon, the «Jurassic Park» books sales volume welcomed a round growth directly, the gradual exposure of «17 Again», making the people almost create the young people of miracle the contemporaries have not been able to create to fill curiously to Eric this. 于是乎,《侏罗纪公园》的图书销量直接迎来了一轮增长,《重返十七岁》的逐渐曝光,使人们对艾瑞克这个几乎创造了同龄人无法创造的奇迹的年轻人充满了好奇。 It is a pity that «17 Again» has exposed the bordered news of some stage photo and dramatic team, although through the movie name, the people can also guess correctly the contents of some movies, but also after all guessed, therefore people naturally all curious passed the burden in «Jurassic Park» this novel. 遗憾的是《重返十七岁》只是曝光了一些剧照和剧组的花边新闻,虽然通过电影名字,民众也能猜出一些电影的内容,但也毕竟只是猜测,于是民众理所当然将所有的好奇都转嫁到了《侏罗纪公园》这本小说上。 Since the first week of October, the sales volume of novel broke 100,000 volume directly, are more than sum total of most recent several weeks of sales volume, and has mounted 《The New York Times》 bestseller ranking eighth smoothly, although the position is not high, but if contrasts, the people will discover, in the list «Jurassic Park» high and low almost completely is the works of these well-known authors, entire first ten, only then «Jurassic Park» is the new person new book. 进入十月的第一周,小说的销量直接破了100000册,比前几周销量的总和还要多,而且顺利登上了《纽约时报》畅销书排行榜第八名,虽然名次不高,但如果对比起来,人们就会发现,榜单上《侏罗纪公园》上下几乎全部都是那些知名作者的作品,整个前十名,只有《侏罗纪公园》一本属于新人新书。 ...... …… Because of the reasons of today's several night plays, Eric around 10 : 00 pm go home. 因为今天有几场夜戏的缘故,艾瑞克晚上十点多才回家。 Drove just to arrive at main house gate not far away, Eric saw that the front gate of neighbor couple family/home was shoved open, a small form walked from the gate, engaged in self-examination to close the front gate, then ran up to not far away under the street light, bored turning circle circle. 开车刚刚走到家门不远处,艾瑞克就看到邻居朗克儿夫妇家的院门被推开,一个小小的身影从门里走出来,反身关上院门,然后跑到不远处的路灯下,无聊地转起了圈圈。 Hey, young Stuart, runs away secretly the main house gate is not the matter that a clever child should handle.” Eric very curious neighbor family/home youngest child Stewart Runkle so was why late, alone a person will walk from the courtyard, therefore stopped to ask. “嘿,小斯图,偷偷跑出家门可不是一个乖孩子应该做的事情。”艾瑞克很好奇邻居家最小的孩子斯图尔特・朗克尔为什么这么晚了,会独自一个人从院子里走出来,于是停下车问道。 Resulted, Eric, you think that was appropriate seven -year-old child surface to quarrel is the matter that the parents should handle?” Stewart to own courtyard the small mouth, replied. “得了吧,艾瑞克,你觉得当着一个七岁孩子面吵架是父母应该做的事情吗?”斯图尔特向自己家院子里努了努小嘴,答道。 Eric somewhat is immediately surprised, the kid can unexpectedly so the logic clear argued with oneself, in the memory did not remember that really this kid was so intelligent. Cocks the ears slightly, in Runkle Family house, Mr. and Mrs. Runkle's quarrel sound passed on. 艾瑞克顿时有些惊讶,小家伙竟然能如此逻辑清晰的跟自己争辩,记忆里还真不记得这小家伙这么聪明。微微侧耳,朗克尔家房子里,朗克尔夫妇的争吵声传了过来。 „, What is your this is making?” Takes back the attention, Eric continues to ask. “那么,你这又是在做什么?”收回注意力,艾瑞克继续问道。 Stewart is holding the both arms by nearby street light, an appearance of young Sir: I am disguising to leave home.” 斯图尔特抱着双臂靠在旁边的路灯上,一副小大人的模样:“我在假装离家出走。” Disguises?” “假装?” Yes, they discover me to disappear after like this, will again not quarrel.” “是啊,这样他们发现我不见了之后,就不会再吵架了。” Eric also thought that this couple are in front of child to quarrel is very excessive, therefore said: „, The kid, sits a while to be what kind to my family, you late at night here are very dull dangerous.” 艾瑞克也觉得这夫妇两个当着孩子的面吵架很过分,于是道:“那么,小家伙,到我家坐一会儿怎么样,你一个人深夜呆在这里很危险。” Good, thank you, Eric.” “好吧,谢谢你,艾瑞克。” Eric stops car, opens door to lead the kid to enter the living room. 艾瑞克停好汽车,打开房门带着小家伙走进客厅。
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