HA :: Volume #1

#4: Kicks the hall


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World not meddlesome, meddlesome on the contrary is Jiaming. 世界没有多事,多事的反倒是家明自己。 The Huang Family new year passes very tediously, but regarding the Jiaming this unimportant child, must hide can evade, what needs to participate was the ancestor worship, New Year supper and next day pays new year's call to get the red package, a Huang Haobing child to see him, wants to hit the appearance that he one actually did not dare, hilarious. As if by husband who the wife throws off, now the wife got married, sees to hit one time one time, helpless wife's present husband is quite agile and fierce, this thought can only hide at heart, the shape on the face, does not dare to be put into action. 黄家的新年过得很繁琐,不过对于家明这样并不重要的孩子来说,要躲还是能躲过的,需要参与的是祭祖、年夜饭以及第二天拜年领红包,黄浩兵一众孩子望见了他,一副想打他一顿却又不敢的样子,令人喷饭。仿佛被妻子甩掉的老公,现在妻子嫁人了,见一次就想打一次,无奈妻子现在的老公比较剽悍,这念头只能藏在心里,形于脸上,就是不敢付诸行动。 Has not loved about this big family, lunar New Year's Day got several red packages then to be called Dojo by Lingjing, after that every day basically passed in Dojo. Dojo is called Ye Dojo, front is the practicing martial arts hall, is separated a courtyard, behind is the place that lives. In the new year the new year, studies the military person not many, the tyrant lives in the entire small arena except for Lingjing every day, the also has two children gathers round her to rove all day. Papa Ye sits nearby the hall frequently, looked with the book, Jiaming also goes to the bookshelf occasionally with the book, by Lingjing reprimanding to be feigned ignorance. 对这个大家庭没有爱,大年初一领了几个红包便被灵静叫去了武馆,此后每天基本上都是在武馆里度过。武馆就叫做叶氏武馆,前面是练武的大厅,中间隔一个院子,后面便是住的地方。新年新岁,学武的人不多,除了灵静每天霸住整个小擂台,还有两个孩子整天围着她转来转去。叶爸爸常常是坐在大厅一旁,拿本书看,家明也偶尔去书架上拿书,被灵静斥责为装像。 Occasionally will be called the arena to go by Lingjing the target that when exercises martial arts, to Jiaming, seeing these full of holes Fist Arts not to act is a painful matter, whenever therefore has the guest to pay new year's call, he then gets down to help serve tea to pour water, the guest asked when Old Ye you were many a son, Papa Ye often replied this was my son, Lingjing raised the child bride here. Then Lingjing then depressed quite a while. 偶尔会被灵静叫上擂台去当练功的靶子,对家明来说,看见那些破绽百出的拳法而不出手是件痛苦的事情,因此每当有客人过来拜年,他便下去帮着端茶倒水,客人问老叶你什么时候多了个儿子,叶爸爸往往回答这才是我的儿子,灵静只是养在这里的童养媳。然后灵静便会郁闷半天。 Naturally impossible one to stay in Dojo all day, occasionally Papa Ye leads four children to go out to play, the flying bamboo-copter sets off the firecrackers time, Jiaming must make the silly type that is interested and cheers very much, only then at this time, why he will hate himself that only Phoenix not to deliver went at age 18 or 19. 自然也不可能一整天呆在武馆,偶尔叶爸爸带着四个孩子出去玩,飞竹蜻蜓放鞭炮的时候,家明还得做出一副很感兴趣、欢呼雀跃的傻样,只有这个时候,他会恨那只凤凰为什么不把自己送到十八九岁的时候去。 By the fifth day of the lunar New Year time, fiery red Liu Huaisha came to acknowledge as teacher as agreed. 到了大年初五的时候,一身火红的柳怀沙依约上门拜师来了。 Arrives here time, is about 9 : 00 am, in the small arena, Jiaming is taking two cushion, when Lingjing sandbag. Saw with own eyes that has the child to come, first waves to Lingjing, Papa Ye also thinks that is the Lingjing friend, welcomed with a smile: little friend, is looks for Lingjing to play?” 来到这里的时候,是上午 9 点左右,小擂台上,家明正拿着两只垫子当灵静的沙包。眼见有小孩子进来,首先对灵静挥了挥手,叶爸爸还以为是灵静的朋友,笑着迎了上来:“小朋友,是来找灵静玩的吗?” „, Hello, are you Lingjing Papa?” Liu Huaisha bows, takes off to stain the snow the fiery red understandin, looked at the two people on arena, the finger was relaying very much lovably spatially several, was not, I was come...... to kick the hall!” “啊,你好,你是灵静爸爸吧?”柳怀沙鞠了个躬,脱掉沾满积雪的火红短靴,望着擂台上的两个人,手指很可爱地在空中转了几圈,“不是,我是来……踢馆的!” „Does Ah? kick the hall?” The Papa Ye expression somewhat is obviously stunned, immediately actually saw Liu Huaisha to aim on the stage, I must compete with him!” Referred to is actually not Ye Lingjing, but takes the finger guard stupidly to stand there Gu Jiaming. 啊?踢馆的?”叶爸爸的表情明显有些错愕,随即却见柳怀沙指向了台上,“我要跟他比试!”指的却不是叶灵静,而是拿着护手板傻傻站在那儿的顾家明 This saying, several people are somewhat astonished however, Lingjing said: He, he will not fight.” Jiaming is shaking the head to express the support. 这话一出,几人都有些讶然,灵静道:“他,他不会打架的啦。”家明摇着头表示赞同。 „It is not good, he wears your Dojo clothing, is your Dojo person, yesterday when was bullied, he also wants the girl protection, I want to study, but if after studying, even girl compares, but, do I also study to do?” “不行,他穿着你们武馆的服装,也就是你们武馆的人吧,昨天被人欺负时,他还要女孩子保护,我是想来学习的,但如果学了之后连女孩子都比不过,那我还学来干嘛?” Um, this, studies the military to strong and healthy body, to not fight......” Papa Ye feels the beard saying that looks at Jiaming on stage, changed a statement: cough, but, matter relates to our Dojo honor, Jiaming, you compare one with this Young Lady.” ,这个嘛,学武是为了强身健体,不是为了打架……”叶爸爸摸着胡子说道,望了望台上的家明,又改口道:“,不过,事情关系到我们武馆的荣誉,家明,你就跟这位小姑娘比一场吧。” Ah? Jiaming opens mouth, this Ye Han, obviously wants to look at his joke, only listens to him to continue saying: Um, the victory and loss are not related, more importantly you want the having courage quantity, our Dojo cannot to look at the joke to go.” 啊?家明张了张嘴,这个叶涵,明显是想看他的笑话,只听他继续说道:“,输赢没有关系,重要的是你要有这个胆量嘛,我们武馆可不能让人看了笑话去。” Ye Lingjing knit the brows, turns head saying: Good, Jiaming, you compared to be good with Sister Huaisha one time,...... I called her the light point to be good in any case secretly.” 叶灵静皱了皱眉头,回过头来说道:“那好吧,家明,你就跟怀沙姐比一次好了,反正……我偷偷叫她轻点就好啦。” How Uh...... should that I hit?” ……那我该怎么打?” You...... you went all out to escape.” “你就……你就拼命逃跑好了。” Oh.” In the Jiaming heart smiles helplessly, escapes escapes, is a good strategy, played on the hobby, will be always inadequate will fear your little girl. 。”家明心中无奈一笑,逃跑就逃跑,是个好战略,玩就玩好了,总不成会怕你一个小女孩 A moment later, Lingjing went to the arena, said anything to Liu Huaisha secretly, Young Lady of red clothes nods, when to the arena, said in a soft voice: Boy who I want the girl help repugnantly, you just wait!” 片刻之后,灵静下了擂台,偷偷地跟柳怀沙说了些什么,红衣的小姑娘点了点头,待到上了擂台,却是轻声说道:“我最讨厌要女孩子帮忙的男孩了,你等着吧!” Two people salute mutually, Ye Han knocks nearby small gong to call start, red-clothed girl then shouted, a fist wielded. Her fist wields decent, coordinating that to shout, if really the imposing manner is extraordinary. However, this fist actually wielded in the vacancy, because while Papa Ye shouted started, Jiaming had shouted saved a life, turned head to run off. 两人互相行礼,叶涵一敲旁边的小钟叫出“开始”,红衣女孩便大喊了一声,一拳挥了过去。她这一拳挥得像模像样,配合那一声大喊,果真气势非凡。然而,这一拳却挥在了空处,因为就在叶爸爸喊开始的同时,家明已经喊了一声“救命啊”,扭头跑开。 This arena be slightly smaller than the ordinary fist stage, although also calculates regarding the child enough in a big way, however must intercept a person in the range, should be very simple. Saw with own eyes that boy called life-saving to encircle the arena to escape, Liu Huaisha had to despise, because father has said that the real man should not dread facing any challenge. Looked that you can run far, in her heart is thinking like this, rushes fiercely. 这个擂台要比普通的拳台稍微小一点,虽然对于孩子来说还算够大,但是在范围内要截住一个人,应该还是很简单的。眼见那男孩只是叫着“救命”围了擂台逃跑,柳怀沙心生鄙夷,因为父亲说过,真正的男人应该面对任何挑战也毫不畏惧。看你能跑多远,她心中这样想着,猛地冲了上去。 A moment later, she discovered this boy escapes to be indeed the same as the loach, runs, jumps and sways back and forth, record/native place the tension acceleration of arena rope, how regardless of oneself pursue, he can actually escape distressedly to another side of arena, moreover often brushed past with her, pursued in the arena probably for five minutes, oneself actually have not held his lower hem corner. 片刻之后,她才发现了这个男孩逃跑起来的确跟泥鳅一样,跑、跳、打滚、籍着擂台绳索的弹力加速,无论自己怎样追上去,他竟然都能够狼狈地逃向擂台的另一边,而且每每是跟她擦肩而过,大概在擂台上追逐了五分钟,自己竟然连他的衣角都没有抓住。 Cannot run......” “不许跑……” Help......” “救命啊……” Visits me to hold you......” “看我抓住你……” Help......” “救命啊……” You ran I to kill you again......” “你再跑我就杀了你……” Help......” “救命啊……” After the moment, the chase play on stage fell in others eyes turns into a farce, under the stage the Lingjing shout ran by Jiaming gradually......” turns into Jiaming to run, Sister Huaisha refueled!” Ye Han holds belly Ha Ha to laugh, this laughter enables Liu Huaisha to feel even more does not have the face. 片刻后,台上的追逐戏落在别人眼中就变成了一场闹剧,台下灵静的喊声渐渐由“家明快跑……”变成了“家明快跑,怀沙姐加油!”叶涵则是捧着肚子哈哈大笑,这笑声使得柳怀沙感到愈发的没面子。 Do not run again!” “不要再跑啦!” Help......” “救命啊……” I do not come!” “我不来了!” Pursues pants, Little Huaisha could not bear shout stop finally, a these words exit|to speak, the body of Jiaming stopped immediately, by panted for breath on pillar at the same time gently: Real?” 追得气喘吁吁,小怀沙终于忍不住喊了停止,这句话一出口,家明的身体立马停住,靠在一边的柱子上轻轻地喘息:“真的吗?” You know that runs.” “你就知道跑。” „Were we tie? Haven't I won your you not to win me?” “那我们是平手了?我没胜你你也没胜我?” red-clothed girl is panting for breath loudly, the vision shoots a look at slantingly to Jiaming, Jiaming approaches with a smile., little girl shouted Ah, threw suddenly threateningly: I must kill you!” 红衣女孩大声喘息着,目光斜斜地瞥向家明,家明则是笑着靠近过来。陡然间,小女孩啊的一声大喊,张牙舞爪地扑了过去:“我要杀了你!” Jiaming withdraws fiercely, evaded a foot that kicks, both hands raise, protect the head, the body are bending down simultaneously lowly. At this moment was compelled in the corner, hasty, wants to escape not then to be simple again flexibly. The second fist of Little Huaisha hits the arm of Jiaming fiercely, in her heart one happy, another fist follows, this time, actually fails. 家明猛地退后,避过踢来的一脚,双手上举,护住头部,身体则在同时俯低。此刻被逼到角落里,仓促之下,再想灵活逃跑已经不那么简单。小怀沙的第二拳猛地击中家明的手臂,她心中一喜,又一拳接踵而出,这一次,却又落了空。 Was not Jiaming escaped, but was he already the posture that turned into has partly squatted, this fist failed, the body cannot help but flushed away in advance, Jiaming will run out forward, grasped her waist, the body of little girl flew immediately. 并非是家明逃掉了,而是他已经变成了半蹲的姿势,这一拳落空,身体不由自主地超前冲去,正要家明向前冲出,一把抱住了她的腰,小女孩的身体顿时飞了起来。 Bang, little girl fell layer on layer/heavily on the ground, but Jiaming then put her body, under a boxing. If the assaulting player of specialized level, such a move will be regarded as the exceptionally excellent display surely, however at this moment in the Ye Han eye, naturally is only the good luck that Little Jiaming bumps into. Saw Jiaming that moment look, Little Huaisha cannot help but called one, has turned head, closely closed the eye, but in the next quarter, she discovered that Jiaming firmly grabbed her two hands. “砰”的一声,小女孩重重地摔在了地上,而家明便扑在她的身上,正要一拳击下。如果是专业级的搏击选手,这样的一招必定会被人看成异常出色的发挥,然而此刻在叶涵眼中,自然就只是小家明误打误撞的好运气。望见家明那一刻的眼神,小怀沙不由自主地叫了一声,扭过头去,紧紧闭上了眼睛,但在下一刻,她才发现家明只是紧紧地抓住了她的两只手。 Lets loose me!” “放开我!” Does not put!” “不放!” Lets loose!” “放开!” You will hit my!” “你会打我的!” Ah— 啊— In the arena, was pressed in following little girl goes all out to struggle threateningly, sends out the scream unceasingly, even wants to open mouth to bite, no matter what, Jiaming closely holds down her two hands, no matter how what she yells again, is not willing to let loose absolutely. 擂台上,被压在下面的小女孩张牙舞爪地拼命挣扎,不断地发出尖叫,甚至想要张开嘴咬人,但不管怎么样,家明都只是紧紧地按住她的两只手,任她再怎么叫喊,都绝对不肯放开了。 Ah— I must massacre your 啊—我要杀掉你
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