HA :: Volume #4

#387: Joke

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The high school finished, many things, have not actually ended 高中是结束了,许多的事情,却还没有完 „Does Lingjing the clothes preparation belt/bring go back?” “灵静的这件衣服准备带回去吧？” „Photo album places here well, if saw to Father Ye Mother Ye one gives it away certainly.” “相册还是放在这里好,要是给叶爸叶妈看到了一准穿帮。” „That clothes I prepares the taking away university to put on, first tidies up Dojo to go.” “那件衣服我准备带去大学穿的呢,先收拾回武馆去。” „The box of preparation was too small, can bring many thing......” “准备的箱子太小了吧,能带多少东西啊……” „Does not plan to move, crowds with make an appearance the small box......” “又不是打算搬家,把小箱子塞满拿回去做个样子而已……” Chirp in the sound, three people turn in various room places look for the thing preparation to carry off. Since the high school had terminated, said that does not need of existence for the house that to attend the high school rents, but regarding three people, this house contained they too many painstaking care and remembers, before the college entrance examination, they have spent money to buy from the hand of former homeowner this house, hangs in the name of Shasha's. 叽叽喳喳的声音之中,三人在房间各处翻找着东西准备带走。既然高中已经完结了,说起来为了读高中而租的房子就已经没有了存在的必要,不过对于三人来说,这套房子蕴含了他们太多的心血和记忆,在高考之前,他们就已经用钱将这套房子从原屋主的手中买了下来,挂在沙沙的名下。 Buys this house, basically spends the most savings that Jiaming gained in the three years, but the matter naturally must hide the truth from Ye husband and wife, moves some thing to go back careless sets an example, in fact their three people start not to cross the winter and summer vacation from the junior middle school at home, especially in the summer hot time, generally goes to Shasha's villa. At present although the high school passed, but from the university also has two months the value that this house nature also has it has, has no need to evacuate all of a sudden. 买下这一套房子,基本上花掉了家明这三年来赚的大半积蓄,而事情自然也得瞒着叶氏夫妇,马马虎虎地搬些东西回去算是做个样子,事实上他们三人从初中开始就已经没怎么在家里过寒暑假,特别是夏天热的时候,一般是去沙沙的别墅。眼下高中虽然过去了,但距离大学还有两个月的时间,这套房子自然还有它存在的价值,用不着一下子搬空。 „Wa, good house, several years later everyone returns to Jianghai again, here was our bases. Oh, my lovable move of wealth cat......” “哇,好棒的房子,几年之后大家再回江海,这里就是我们的根据地了。喔,我可爱的招财猫……” Tidies up thing for Lingjing probably, the Shasha both hands fork waist is expressing the feeling, later holds on the desk a saving money pot that incurs the wealth cat appearance kissed one, sways several, inside money exuded the heavy sound. 大概替灵静收拾好东西,沙沙双手叉腰抒发着感慨,随后抱起书桌上一只招财猫模样的储钱罐亲了一口,摇晃几下,里面的钱币发出了沉重的响声。 „If day did not have money, a here also has big pen can help in an emergency, Ha Ha......” “如果有一天没钱了,这里还有一大笔可以救急,哈哈……” „Oneself arrange, naturally good.” Lingjing shrugs, „, but you do not come back......” regarding this matter. She still has very big complaint. “自己布置的嘛,当然好啦。”灵静耸了耸肩,“可是你都不回来住……”对于这件事。她仍然有着很大的怨念。 „Āiyā. Lingjing always do not teach me, in any case two months later everyone must go to Beijing, I have been busy at the present, clarified all things, arranges well...... good, Jiaming do not laugh at me good. I know that most things are Brother Little Meng are being done. But are most also for two months, how making me satisfy, waited till Beijing, you two will want to devastate me to devastate my me certainly not to revolt, good......” “哎呀。灵静你就别老训我啦,反正两个月之后大家就要去北京,我就忙过这一阵子嘛,把所有事情都弄清楚了,安排好……好啦好啦,家明你也别笑我了好不好。我知道大多数事情都是小孟哥在做。但最多也就两个月嘛,让我满足一下会怎么样,等到了北京,你们两个想要摧残我蹂躏我我一定不反抗,好吧……” Shasha is showing the whites of the eyes, „, let alone a period of time Xinning Gang also has other small gang factions were more peaceful, does not know that was made to fear by us is finding the way to prepare to be cloudy we. I and that side Brother Little Meng am arranging......” 沙沙翻着白眼,“何况最近一段时间新宁帮啊还有一些其他小帮派都安静了很多,也不知道是被我们弄怕了还是在想办法准备阴我们。我和小孟哥那边正在安排呢……” Jiaming selected the eyebrow: „Can help?” 家明挑了挑眉:“要帮忙吗？” „secure!!” Shasha stretched out the sound, the head in a flash. „Forgives them also to play not to play tricks!” “安！啦！”沙沙拉长了声音,脑袋一晃。“谅他们也耍不出什么花样来！” Shasha is self-confident, Jiaming naturally also no longer said that person who that side Sand Bamboo Gang has Yan Huang Awakening in any case looks, it is estimated that cannot have anything. 沙沙自信满满,家明自然也就不再多说,反正沙竹帮那边有炎黄觉醒的人看着,估计也出不了什么事情。 Next day with Lingjing brings back Dojo the small leather suitcase, comes out, Lingjing and Jiaming somewhat are dirty and flee to the wilderness felt, about letting Lingjing goes to the Vienna matter. Ye husband and wife still had not given up. Generally speaking goes back is talks incessantly. If only their , something has been done deliberately comes the guest today just in time. Knows after the news that Lingjing is not willing to go abroad unexpectedly, is just like three joint hearing general stances, expresses the own view, the first school that may can be the world music, although Central Conservatory of Music is also very good, but seems like the difference of Qinghua University and Harvard, similar Jianghai this coast developed city concept will not be conservative, so long as in the family/home is conditional, will choose to make the children go abroad mostly to be gold-plated. 第二天随着灵静将小皮箱拿回武馆,出来的时候,灵静和家明都有些灰头土脸、落荒而逃地感觉,关于让灵静去维也纳地事情。叶氏夫妇仍旧没有放弃。一般来说回去就是一阵唠叨。若只是他们那也就罢了,偏生今天正巧来了客人。知道灵静居然不愿意出国的消息后,俨如三堂会审一般的架势,纷纷发表自己的看法,要知道,那可算得上是世界音乐的第一学府,虽然中央音乐学院也很不错,但就好像清华与哈佛的区别,类似江海这种沿海地发达城市观念也不会太保守,只要家里有条件,多半都会选择让子女出国镀金。 The concept said certainly no that on has the mistake, Lingjing at present and Jiaming does not calculate publicly the male and female friend, but was insisting „I am familiar with home” the view, was really bombed to be miserable beyond description. In the ordinary day has the relative of communication, the relations are good, cannot exhibit the impolite attitude that looks but not see to turn a deaf ear. Had the lunch to come out, Lingjing must cry, pursued Jiaming one to beat: „I do not know that Vienna is good, I do not know that Vienna is good, if not because of you and Shasha, I went abroad, you also smile, these people when outside urged me, you hid to me in the kitchen unexpectedly, you also smiled and also smile also smile......” 观念当然说不上有错,灵静目前与家明又不算是公开地男女朋友,只是坚持着“我习惯国内”的论调,就委实被轰炸得苦不堪言。都是平日里有来往的亲戚,关系还不错,也不能摆出视而不见听而不闻的无礼态度。吃过了午饭出来,灵静都要哭了,追着家明一阵拳打脚踢:“我不知道维也纳好啊,我不知道维也纳好啊,要不是因为你和沙沙,我都出国了,你还笑,那些人在外面劝我的时候,你居然给我躲在厨房里,你还笑、还笑还笑……” „Do not hit, am I was also said unbearably good, their bombing are take turns, Father Ye Mother Ye makes me urge you, said that are not many, in side, these Uncles Auntie Big Brother and so on is direct, said that I am your good friend, said that is definitely of use compared with them, everyone such is young, even three friends relate, the domestic overseas cannot separate, will be everyone's future comparison important...... you have a look eventually, they fundamentally on feeling me and Shasha will harm you to be for a lifetime good.” “别打了,我也被说得够呛好不好,他们的轰炸是轮番来的,叶爸叶妈让我劝下你,说地还不怎么多,在旁边的时候,那些叔叔伯伯阿姨大哥之类地才直接呢,说我是你的好朋友,说一下肯定比他们顶用,大家这么年轻,就算三个朋友关系好,国内国外也是隔不断的,终究是大家的未来比较重要……你看看,他们根本就觉得我和沙沙会害你一辈子好不好。” „Also is not because you let the matter that I participate in that anything to get together to do! Where that Uncle Cui in immigration office is odd, is today sits left me of third position, you should know the place, was my parents mentioned this matter with him probably, he loved seriously, helped me managing the going abroad procedure with the relations directly, today has also said the advantage of country's, said that I nodded on...... remembers he was the department head or vice- locates......” Lingjing to hit his bitterly, the moment has raised: „You thought that I do go abroad to go to Beijing to be good?” “还不就是因为你让我去参加那什么聚会搞的事！在移民局还是哪里的那个崔叔才离谱呢,就是今天坐我左边第三位置的那个,你应该认识地吧,大概是我爸妈跟他提了这事,他热心得不得了,直接用关系帮我把出国地手续给办了,今天还一直说出国的好处,说是就等我点头……记得他是处长还是副处来着……”灵静恨恨地撞他一下,过得片刻扬起头:“那你觉得呢,我出国好还是去北京好？” „Has the blood relationship relative, you test into overseas highest Academy of Arts, warm-hearted is natural, it is estimated that had started to boast at this time also perhaps...... me with others the words, naturally hopes that you are accompanying Beijing, but, for your future will be good, I will feel Vienna......” “都是有血缘关系地亲戚嘛,你考上国外最高的艺术学院,热心是当然的啦,估计这个时候就已经开始跟别人吹牛了也说不定……我来说的话,当然希望你陪着去北京啦,不过,为了你的未来好,我觉得维也纳……” „I'll kill you, Gu Jiaming!” “我杀了你,顾家明！” Lingjing called one, pursues Jiaming then to hit without reason randomly, when mid July, is hot, drives off one then to pant like this, Lingjing with being angry the angry vision is staring at Jiaming, „you...... you gave back to me saying that unexpectedly this words...... irritated me......” to pass the moment, said: „Matter is you make, but...... you know my, my parents also has these relatives said that should not be serious them......” 灵静叫了一声,追着家明便是没头没脑地乱打,时值七月中旬,天气炎热,这样追打一阵便是气喘吁吁,灵静用嗔恼的目光盯着家明,“你……你居然还给我说这种话……气死我了……”过得片刻,又道:“事情都是你弄出来的,不过……你知道我的,我爸妈还有那些亲戚说的,你别把他们当回事……” Although in the heart angry Jiaming towed the matter that her interviews initially, but looks like in Lingjing, Jiaming definitely also has the pressure at this time. After all was together the so many year also to know, the person who Jiaming this person cared about were few, to what elders was the indifferent appearance. The Huang Family person he basically does not have many sentiments. Yui(only) alone has actually respected about oneself parents, even regards the one's own parents to treat generally. Regarding such relations, in her heart is likes certainly, if the but this time the parents persuaded, wants to come actually to bring some traumas in her to Jiaming unavoidably. 虽然心中气恼家明当初将她拖去面试的事情,但在灵静看来,家明此时肯定也是有压力的。毕竟相处这么多年了也知道,家明这人关心的人少,对什么长辈都是无所谓的样子。黄家的人他基本没多少感情。却唯独对自己地父母一直尊敬有加,甚至是当成亲生地父母一般来对待的。对于这样的关系,她心中当然是喜欢啦,但这时候如果父母劝说,在她想来却难免会给家明带来一些心理阴影。 She is always outstanding girl, the matter of going abroad. She does not care. Internally was also one of the best schools, oneself in the future, oneself will have sufficiently the confidence. But these relatives do not think obviously like this, even the love and family member as if can also stand out of the way in front of future this matter, in person who she contacts, because there is an opportunity of going abroad also to have with the matter that the boyfriend or the girlfriend bid good-bye directly. She even somewhat regrets now, if Jiaming led her to go to that day of piano meeting if were not spiteful because of the Jiaming attitude. Now can be much simpler. 她一向是优秀的女孩子,出国的事情。她并不在乎。况且在国内也算是最好的学府之一了,自己地未来,自己也有充足地信心。但那些亲戚显然不是这样想,甚至爱情、家人在未来这种事情面前似乎也都可以靠边站,她所接触的人中,因为有出国的机会就直接跟男朋友或者女朋友分手的事情也不是没有。她现在甚至有些后悔,要是家明带她去钢琴聚会的那天自己要是不因为家明的态度而赌气。现在就可以简单得多了。 In the heart complained that Jiaming, complained about itself, complained the parental such assiduous attitude. They pour will not say how despotically you must go to Vienna, see her to speak thoughtlessly to put on several each time, sometimes she also thinks, if told the parents initially is not Jiaming is in love with Shasha, but is Jiaming is in love this/should well with oneself, such reason probably they must stop, has thought issued Jiaming loves another and so on false news. But eventually this. May not summer vacation in any case at home. She hides Sacred Heart Academy with Jiaming together, but. Knows news that she graduates, some not few relatives sent regards to Dojo directly, later then a telephone hits to come to here, initiated the later topic to have no distinction mostly: 心中埋怨家明、埋怨自己,同时也埋怨父母这样执着的态度。他们倒也不会专制地说你一定要去维也纳如何如何,就是每次看见她都随口提上几句,她有时候也想,要是当初告诉父母地不是家明跟沙沙谈恋爱,而是家明跟自己谈恋爱该多好,这样的理由或许他们就要消停了,也有想过发布家明移情别恋之类地假消息。但终究没有这样做。反正暑假不一定要在家里。她就跟家明一块躲到圣心学院这边来,不过。知道她毕业的消息,也有不少的亲戚直接到武馆问候,之后便一个电话打来这边,接了之后的话题多半没什么分别: „Hey, Lingjing, I am the big maternal aunt, heard that you don't want to go to Vienna to go to school, chose the Beijing university? Although Beijing is also good, but can go to the Vienna words......” “喂,灵静,我是大姨妈啊,听说你不想去维也纳上学,选了北京的大学？虽然北京也不错啦,不过能去维也纳的话……” 1-2 days then by such telephone bombing, if goes back, will walk all around the neighbor on the road will also greet familiar mostly: „Lingjing, heard how the Vienna conservatory also mailed the notice...... that you not to go to you......” 1-2便被这样的电话给轰炸一番,要是回去,走在路上四周熟悉地街坊多半也会打声招呼:“灵静,听说维也纳音乐学院也给你寄了通知书了……那你怎么不去呢……” Like this under the atmosphere, the Shasha that side is busy going to college beforehand final crazy, is every other day the family/home, only relates with Lingjing with the telephone occasionally, chats some chaotic 7-8 badly gossips, only if passes personally Sand Bamboo Gang, at this time has Big Sis style Shasha just now to apologize to beg for mercy, said that must spend probably one month of formulation Sand Bamboo Gang careful whitewashing plan, moreover that side Xinning Gang seems to be also playing some inexpensive moves, in the past few days Shasha looked through a plot, therefore was much more excited these days, the determination has become the first-class character in underworld gang reign of terror, prepared to make a game also to frame to go in Xinning Gang, in brief, she now seems like. Lives in underworld gang background leading character in the computer games. 这样地气氛下,沙沙那边忙着上大学之前的最后疯狂,也是三天两头不着家,只偶尔用电话跟灵静联系,聊些乱七八糟地家长里短,除非是亲自过去沙竹帮,此时已经有大姐头风范的沙沙方才赔罪求饶,说是要花大概一个月的时间制定沙竹帮细致的洗白计划,另外新宁帮那边似乎也在耍些贱招,前些天沙沙看破一个阴谋,因此这段时间兴奋得不得了,自觉已经成为了黑道腥风血雨中的一流人物,正准备弄个局把新宁帮也陷害进去,总之,她现在看起来就像是活在黑道背景的电脑游戏里的主人公。 Summer vacation the safe/without matter, Lingjing sometimes with going to Sand Bamboo Gang, sometimes goes home to suffer to bomb, sometimes also goes to some piano Great-Master class to exercise the piano skill, Jiaming is run back and force frequently, naturally, this is only to the scene that Lingjing and Shasha see, the matter that in fact he needs to do must be much more. 暑假无事,灵静有时候随着去沙竹帮,有时候回家挨轰炸,有时候也去某个钢琴大师的班上锻炼钢琴技巧,家明常常是两头跑,当然,这只是给灵静和沙沙看到的景象,实际上他需要做的事要多得多。 On the other hand, Dongfang Wan made several phone calls, said that is goes to the touring party of Guilin to prepare at the end of the month, when the intense summer heat season, goes to Guilin to drill the rock cave while the air conditioning bus. Lingjing worried in family's talking incessantly recently, is grieved Shasha's to degenerate, is somewhat excited regarding this matter, but the premise convinces certainly the Jiaming same place, best even Shasha also draw, but she said to Jiaming several Jiaming do not comply, therefore has not decided temporarily. 另一方面,东方婉打了几次电话来,说是去桂林的旅行团准备月底出发,时值酷暑时节,乘空调大巴去桂林钻岩洞。灵静最近烦恼于家里的唠叨,心痛着沙沙的堕落,对于这事有些心动,但前提当然是说服家明一块,最好连沙沙也拉上,不过她跟家明说了好几次家明都不答应,因此暂时还没决定下来。 The intense summer heat continues, appears somewhat bored summer vacation life also slowly forward running, to afternoon of July 28, Lingjing and Jiaming watches the television bored at home, because the weather is sultry, two people interest are not high. Lingjing lies down on the sofa, the cool appearance of a short sleeve white shirt and crepe de chine trousers, delicate barefoot separates on the Jiaming leg, in her opinion, Jiaming some concerns, showed the expression that is in a daze silent recently frequently, mostly is the relative lane that help/gang wants to make her go abroad, puts out a hand to whip the sofa: „Jiaming, going to Guilin plays to be good.” 酷暑持续,显得有些无聊的暑假生活也缓缓向前行进着,到得七月28日下午,灵静与家明无聊地在家里看着电视,因为天气闷热,两人的兴致都算不上高。灵静躺在沙发上,一身短袖白衬衫、薄绸裤的清凉打扮,纤巧的赤足隔在家明腿上,在她看来,家明最近有些心事,常常露出沉默发呆的表情,多半是那帮想让她出国的亲戚弄的,伸手拍打着沙发:“家明,去桂林玩好不好。” Such issue had asked several times, the Jiaming weary is looking at the television, shakes the head: „Does not go.” The movement is not big, the fierce ache, is similar to overwhelming is tearing his mind at this time. 这样的问题已经问了好几次,家明惫懒地望着电视机,摇了摇头:“不去。”动作不大,剧烈的疼痛,此时正如同翻江倒海般的撕扯着他的脑海。 „Oh.” Nods disappointedly, Lingjing purses the lips spitefully, turns head to look the romance soap opera that in the television puts up, looked again Jiaming looks at the appearance that looks at steadily, immediately is more uncomfortable: „Is unattractive, each time is this appearance, the leading lady cries to suffer extreme distress, woman who can cry......” “喔。”失望地点了点头,灵静赌气地撅起了嘴,扭头看电视中上演的言情肥皂剧,再看家明看得目不转睛的样子,顿时更加不爽起来:“一点都不好看,每次都是这个样子,女主角又哭得死去活来的了,就会哭的女人……” That side the sofa, Jiaming smiles reluctantly: „The people of bidding good-bye are this appearance. If we, isn't this appearance?” 沙发那边,家明勉强笑了笑:“分手的人都是这个样子的吧。如果是我们,不也是这个样子？” „Will not develop such to be exaggerating, snort/hum.” She stared Jiaming one, „ you, you, if told me bids good-bye, I do not know that cries to suffer extreme distress happily, “也不会演得这么夸张啊,哼。”她瞪了家明一眼,“你啊,你如果跟我说分手,我不知道多高兴呢,哭得死去活来, „We bid good-bye.” “那我们分手吧。” The light voice resounds in the room, body of Lingjing stiff one stiff, stared at Jiaming to look for several seconds, later the vision shifted to the television screen calmly, put out a hand with the remote control to trade. Builds barefoot on Jiaming leg to receive, few women hockey teams have the both legs, the figure is plain. 淡淡的嗓音响起在房间里,灵静的身体僵了一僵,盯着家明望了几秒钟,随后目光若无其事地转向了电视屏幕,伸手用遥控器换了台。搭在家明腿上的赤足收回来,少女曲起双腿,身形素净优美。 „I do not want to play this joke.” “我不想开这种玩笑。”
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