In look that in Elisebell shuts out, these demon gods own the show that one by one „camouflage” makes, leads one by one, one by one beautiful- to be honest, these leather bags, if puts to make P, that casual takes to be able when SSS level „skin”. 在爱茜蓓尔略带嫌弃的眼神中,这些魔神把自己的“伪装”做的一个比一个秀,一个比一个帅,一个比一个美-说实话,这些皮囊如果放到约P界,那随便一个拿出来都可以当SSS级的“皮肤”了。 „Do you need this?” Elisebell looked was waiting eagerly for a dark blue sailor suit, smart-alecky took the cell phone( also beautiful face APP) to exhibit the empress of various posture and hand signal selfie, said: „Lets your world of mortals is relaxes, does not make you experience to lead the life of male beautiful woman.” “你们有必要这样吗？”爱茜蓓尔看了一眼穿着一身深蓝色的水手服,正俏皮的拿着手机(还开了美颜APP)摆出各种姿势和手势自拍的娘娘,说道:“让你们下界是散心的,不是让你们体验帅男美女的人生的啊。” „Issue is not big.” Empress optional beckoning with the hand of, said: „I do not prepare to be in love.” “问题不大。”娘娘随意的摆了摆手,说道:“我又不准备谈恋爱。” ‚No, I suspected that you will go to the strip, when the hemp or is the Shangli class/flow flying in circles bubble.’ Elisebell pulled the corners of the mouth, said: „You must really discuss that the object made laugh-, solemn demon god by average person day.” ‘不,我怀疑你会被上条当麻或者是上里流翔泡。’爱茜蓓尔扯了扯嘴角,说道:“你要真的谈对象就搞笑了-呵,堂堂魔神被普通人日了。” „Hey!” Saying of empress full heavy line: „Is impossible! Is my this lifetime not possible to be in love to cut down?” “喂！”娘娘满头黑线的说道:“不可能的！我这辈子都不可能谈恋爱好伐？” „Haha, El-chan do not tease the empress.” Nephthys covered oneself mouth with a smile, said: „Was careful that she is unbearably angry really looks for a boyfriend.” “哈哈,爱酱你就别逗娘娘了。”奈芙蒂斯笑着捂住了自己的嘴巴,说道:“小心她气不过真的找个男朋友哦。” „! No! Meeting!” The empresses are mad jumped, said: „How I possibly have a liking for the average person! Wants with me in the same place, at least can also have with me same even is a higher strength?” “才！不！会！”娘娘气的跳了起来,说道:“我怎么可能看上普通人啊！想要和我在一起,起码也要有和我相同甚至是更高一层的力量吗？” „Notch ~” nearby monk is touching oneself chin, his face smile gathered the front of empress, said: „, Are you suggesting me?” “哦豁~”一旁的僧正摸了摸自己的下巴,他一脸笑容的凑到了娘娘的面前,说道:“难道说,你是在暗示我？” „Oralis region-” “口区-” The empresses do not show due respect for the feelings very much retched, said: „I but now youth pretty 17 years old JK, your don't nausea I!” 娘娘很不给面子的干呕了一下,说道:“我现在可是青春靓丽的17岁JK,你可别恶心我！” „?” A monk face cannot feel the mind is pointing at itself, said: „Amn't I the 20-year-old small milk dog? Moreover that the stature explodes!” “？”僧正一脸摸不着头脑的指着自己,说道:“我不也是20多岁的小奶狗？而且还是身材爆炸的这种！” Was reasonable, the monk was feeling own this stature, if went to the gym to train, can attract the attention of female fitness enthusiast to be good absolutely? If goes to the seashore, could the fire day after day, is trading white Piaonv the tourist letter/believes every day? 讲道理,僧正感觉自己这身材,如果去健身房训练一下,绝对能吸引女健身爱好者的注意力好吧？如果去海边的话,说不定能炮火连天,每天换着白嫖女游客信吗？ Now you say unexpectedly I in am disgusting you? 现在你居然说我在恶心你？ Excessively! 过分！ „Telling the truth, everyone is a seductress, do not play what tall tale.” Saying of Elisebell face heavy line, „good, which you should the calamity calamity where go on the calamity calamity, all dismiss.” “有一说一,大家都是狐狸精,就别玩什么聊斋了。”爱茜蓓尔一脸黑线的说道,“好了好了,你们该祸祸哪儿就祸祸哪儿去吧,全体解散。” „Wu Lake, at the scene launching!” After own sound turned into Yuichi Nakamura, the monk is reorganizing that uninhibited broken to send, then the starting to walk footsteps proceeded one step, the form vanished in the world immediately. “芜湖,当场起飞！”把自己的声音变成了中村悠一之后,僧正整理了一下自己那一头不羁的碎发,然后迈开脚步往前走了一步,身影顿时消失在了天地之间。 „That, I first walked!” The sound superior is the Asahina pill good empress lively after Elisebell waves, steps slightly is jumping the step to go to the present world. “那,我先走了！”声优是朝日奈丸佳的娘娘活泼的朝着爱茜蓓尔挥了挥手之后,迈着小跳步前往了现世。 „That, I also first walked.” The sound superior was waves toward Elisebell by Nephthys gently, turns around to vanish during other world. “那,我也先走了。”声优是由加奈的奈芙蒂斯朝着爱茜蓓尔轻轻地挥了挥手,转身消失在了彼世之中。 ............ ………… ............ ………… British Puritanism Headquarters. 英国清教总部。 „In other words, these can destroy the human nature of Solar System casually, since walks to annihilate the star artillery......” sitting of Landa face ignorant circle in the reception room in church, inquired: „Now is strolling on this Earth?” “也就是说,那些可以随便毁灭太阳系的人性自走歼星炮……”芙兰达一脸懵圈的坐在教堂的会客室之中,询问道:“现在正在这个地球上闲逛吗？” „Strolls......” Elisebell to think, then turned on some Lanniao, searched a Twitter of empress saying: „, Also really strolls probably.” “闲逛……”爱茜蓓尔想了想,然后打开了某个蓝鸟,搜索了一下娘娘的推特说道:“啊,好像还真的是闲逛。” Empress the content on Twitter only then 12 . Moreover the content is similar to „searches shop” a kind- is mainly goes to some shop to spend, then in the quality of service to shop and product activity that conducts the allocation appraisal. 娘娘的推特上的内容只有一两条,而且内容都是类似于“探店”一类的-主要就是去某家店消费,然后对店内的服务、产品的质量进行打分评价的活动。 „Good, she also really......” Landa looks that empress- the present empress had taken a cherry Ningning's alias to oneself- Twitter, said: „Can say very JK.” “好吧,她还真……”芙兰达看着娘娘-现在娘娘已经给自己取了一个樱宁宁的化名-的推特,说道:“可以说非常JK了。” „Ha, truly.” Elisebell by Landa's description amusing- indeed, unusual JK. “哈哈哈,确实。”爱茜蓓尔被芙兰达的形容给逗乐了-的确,非常的JK。 „Good.” At this time, bringing Roller who Queen of England is entering the reception room to rub own head, said: „El-chan, my El-chan, you throw the troublesome matter to me altogether, do oneself flirt with one another here this river with the little miss? This appropriate? This?” “好了好了。”这时,带着英国女王走进会客室的萝拉揉着自己的脑袋,说道:“爱酱啊,我的爱酱啊,你把麻烦的事一股脑扔给我,自己在这里和小姑娘打情骂俏这河里吗？这合适吗？这好吗？” In this non- river! This is inappropriate! This is not good! 这不河里！这不合适！这不好！ „This is not capable work more!” Saying of Elisebell no psychological burden: „Said again, I do not look for a matter to do to you, I feared that you late at night can not bear the loneliness, then in online cheat out of money to deceive the color by the small fresh meat.” “这不是能者多劳嘛！”爱茜蓓尔毫无心理负担的说道:“再说了,我不给你找点事做,我怕你深夜寂寞难耐,然后在网上被小鲜肉骗钱骗色啊。” „???” Roller staggers, she holds the table, a face not calm saying: „What role am I in you? Why will I cheat out of money to deceive the color by the small fresh meat??” “？？？”萝拉一个趔趄,她扶着桌子,一脸不淡定过的说道:“我在你心里到底是什么样的角色啊？为什么我会被小鲜肉骗钱骗色啊？？” „Because......” Elisebell thinks, said: „Because you do not understand the electronic products completely, I suspected that others will issue a document you to be silly squish acceptance to you.” “因为……”爱茜蓓尔想了想,说道:“因为你完全就不懂电子产品啊,我怀疑别人给你发个文件你都会傻了吧唧的接受。” „I cannot!” Although Roller does not straighten out, moreover heart very empty, but she is air/Qi very strong saying: „I am the most archbishop of British puritanism, the first person under magic side demon god, a beautiful young girl of collection talent and beautiful appearance and body, I how possibly electronic products?” “我才不会啊！”萝拉虽然理不直而且心很虚,但是她还是气很壮的说道:“我可是英国清教的最大主教,魔法侧魔神之下的第一人,集才华与美貌与一体的美少女,我怎么可能会不懂电子产品？” „, Good.” Elisebell handed over a cell phone outlook charge treasure, said: „That troubles you to help me this cell phone unlocking, then records a video.” “啊,好。”爱茜蓓尔递过去了一个手机外型的充电宝,说道:“那麻烦你帮我把这部手机解锁,然后录制一个视频。” „......?” Roller tremble took up front charge treasure, said: „No, isn't the record video? The piece of cake, my records to you!” “诶……诶？”萝拉哆哆嗦嗦的拿起了面前的充电宝,说道:“不,不就是录制视频吗？小菜一碟,我这就给你录！” Then, including Queen of England, everyone sits on the chair like this, a face looks indifferently in Roller manipulates begins the charge treasure that is sweating profusely there. 然后,包括英国女王在内,现场的所有人就这样坐在椅子上,一脸冷漠的看着萝拉在那里满头大汗的摆弄着手里的充电宝。 Is this you who you said is skilled in the electronic products? You were skilled in a hammer! You were skilled in a loneliness! Even the charge treasure and cell phone do not divide clearly, did you tell me you to be skilled in the electronic products? 这就是你说的你精通电子产品？你精通了个锤子！你精通了个寂寞！连充电宝和手机都分不清楚,你告诉我你精通电子产品？ hetui! hetui！ „Clamor, good, was quite strange......” Roller to scratch the cold sweat on forehead, then face not calm saying: „Your this cell phone was bad, said that forgot to charge, how unable to open......” “啊咧咧,好,好奇怪啊……”萝拉擦了擦额头上的冷汗,然后一脸不淡定的说道:“你这个手机是不是坏了呀,还是说忘记充电了,怎么打不开呢……” „Roller, do not say again.” A Lisa face patted Roller's shoulder painfully, said: „Do not continue to get down again disgraced- my bystander looked at your action to feel that lost face.” “萝拉,别再说了。”伊莉莎一脸沉痛的拍了拍萝拉的肩膀,说道:“别再继续丢人下去了-我这个外人看了你的行动都感觉到丢人了。” „You...... you were saying appearance that anything......” Roller has not prepared to accept fate probably. “你……你在说什么啊……”萝拉好像还不准备认命的样子。 „Roller.” Elisebell sighs, she stood up, gives Roller to strike finally: „This is not a cell phone, this is only a charge treasure-, but you unexpectedly do not divide the charge treasure and cell phone clearly, lost face too.” “萝拉啊。”爱茜蓓尔叹了一口气,她站起身来,给了萝拉最后一击:“这不是手机,这只是一个充电宝而已-但是你居然连充电宝和手机都分不清楚,太丢人了。” „......” Roller cried. “……”萝拉哇的一声就哭了出来。 ............ ………… ............ ………… At a farce( Roller: After MMP) conclusion, Lisa sat on the seat of conference room, then after looking at a Roller, focused on the body of Elisebell, said: „LIttle El (love), exactly what happened, making Roller drag anxiously me?” 在一阵闹剧(萝拉:MMP)结束之后,伊莉莎重新坐回了会议室的座位上,然后看了一眼萝拉后,把视线放在了爱茜蓓尔的身上,说道:“小爱,到底发生了什么事,让萝拉这么急着把我拖过来？” „Hasn't Roller told you?” “萝拉没告诉你吗？” „Doesn't this wait for you to give her to be pleasantly surprised?” Roller pushed the crowded eye toward the Elisebell volume. “这不是等着你来给她惊喜吗？”萝拉朝着爱茜蓓尔额挤了挤眼睛。 Pleasantly surprised? Feared that is not frightens. 惊喜？怕不是惊吓吧。 „Good, Lisa.” Elisebell looked nominal to oneself „adoptive mother”, said: „Is this, the Roman orthodox church was not quite recently honest, should you hear?” “好吧,伊莉莎。”爱茜蓓尔看向了自己名义上的“义母”,说道:“是这样的,罗马正教最近不太老实,你应该有所耳闻吧？” „Isn't this obvious matter?” A Lisa face pounded on the table agitated, said: „Really does not know that these fellows are actually thinking anything! The international situation of great difficulty calm and steady started to be restless.” “这不是明摆着的事吗？”伊莉莎一脸烦躁的拍了拍桌子,说道:“真不知道那些家伙到底在想些什么！好不容易安稳下来的国际形势又开始闹腾起来了。” „To be honest with you, the World War III, within one month, will raise at the latest.” Elisebell looks at Lisa, said. “不瞒你说,第三次世界大战,最迟一个月之内,就会掀起。”爱茜蓓尔看着伊莉莎,说道。 „...... You shouted me to come, to tell me was ready ahead of time?” Lisa thinks. “……你喊我来,是为了告诉我提前做好准备吗？”伊莉莎想了想。 „That inevitably is not.” Elisebell swung the finger, explained: „I want to tell you, I prepare to take advantage that this opportunity, conforms with the Roman orthodox church and Russian orthodox church, was in the position of only god by oneself.” “那必然不是。”爱茜蓓尔摇了摇手指,解释道:“我只是想告诉你,我准备趁这个机会,把罗马正教以及俄罗斯正教整合一下,让自己登上唯一神的位置。” „......?” As a result of the information content too big relations, causes Lisa's this time expression is vacant of face, „what are you saying?” “……哈？”由于信息量太大的关系,导致伊莉莎此时的表情是一脸的茫然,“你在说什么？” „Matter is such-” the Elisebell smiling start answered, „must first give you to introduce that is the demon god......” “事情是这样的-”爱茜蓓尔一脸笑意的开始了解释道,“首先要给你介绍的,是魔神……” Elisebell also had the cross the demon god, phase and belief the gods and angel that truth taught to believe tells to Lisa, but suddenly was poured into so many Lisa of knowledge, the whole person fainted. 爱茜蓓尔把魔神、相位以及信仰还有十字教信仰的神明以及天使的真相告诉给了伊莉莎,而突然被灌入了这么多知识的伊莉莎,整个人都晕乎乎了起来。 „, I now a little am not dizzy.” Lisa is rubbing oneself head, said: „, If I had not understood that wrong, you prepare to replace the gods in all myths, as well as do other gods, become the only god who in this world sings?” “不是不是,我现在有点晕乎。”伊莉莎揉着自己的脑袋,说道:“呃,如果我没理解错的话,你准备代替所有的神话中的神,以及其他的神,成为这个世界上传唱的唯一神？” „Right.” “对。” „Then, in the present situation, the British puritanism does not know this plan, but had the most archbishop of British puritanism stirred up rebellion by you?” “然后,现在的情况下,英国清教本身不知道这个计划,但是英国清教的最大主教已经被你策反了？” „This that can call the instigation, this is the redemption.” Elisebell serious saying. “这那能叫策反,这是救赎。”爱茜蓓尔一本正经的说道。 „Good, redemption.” Lisa decided that disagreement/not with Elisebell digs out the phrase, she is covering the forehead, said: „Therefore you prepare to take the opportunity of World War III, starts the religious war, unified world?” “好吧,救赎。”伊莉莎决定不和爱茜蓓尔抠字眼,她捂着额头,说道:“所以你准备借第三次世界大战的机会,掀起宗教战争,统一世界？” „Although in the detail is not a little right, but probably is such plan.” Elisebell serious saying. “虽然细节上有点不对,不过大概是这么个计划。”爱茜蓓尔一本正经的说道。 „It is not......” Lisa both hands covers the face, said: „You shouted that me does? I very innocent!!” “不是……”伊莉莎双手捂脸,说道:“那你把我喊过来是干什么？我很无辜的啊！！” „Mainly is I have the favorable impression to Britain.” Elisebell serious saying, „, therefore I want to ask you, must become in my hand first...... second...... third...... fourth...... the fifth board game piece.” “主要是我对英国有好感。”爱茜蓓尔一本正经的说道,“所以我想问你,要不要成为我手中的第一……第二……第三……第四……第五枚棋子。” „???” “？？？” On Lisa's head emitted a string of question marks- is not, can you tell me, the 1234 th board game piece that you raised before who respectively is who? 伊莉莎的脑袋上冒出了一连串的问号-不是,你能不能告诉我,你之前提起的第一二三四枚棋子分别是谁和谁？