„This...... actually my last time the time of coming other world, already and here demon magical powers were panting.” Elisebell washed pulled out own ear, then blows the finger, said: „These demon gods, basically to ruling Earth or are the conformity belief have no too big interest.” “这个……其实我上次来彼世的时候,就已经和这边的魔神通过气了。”爱茜蓓尔淘了掏自己的耳朵,然后吹了吹手指头,说道:“这些魔神,基本上对统治地球或者是整合信仰没什么太大的兴趣。” „In other words, are you interested?” A Roller face shuts out looks at Elisebell, said: „Don't you feel disgraced?” “也就是说,只有你感兴趣咯？”萝拉一脸嫌弃的看着爱茜蓓尔,说道:“你不觉得丢人吗？” „Disgraced?” Elisebell surprise looked at a Roller, said: „Why disgraced?” “丢人？”爱茜蓓尔诧异的看了一眼萝拉,说道:“为什么丢人？” „This......” Roller gawked- with the person of same scale, not the rare thing, you actually prepares to do, this does not mean that you did lower a scale? “啊这……”萝拉愣了一下-和你同档次的人,都不稀罕的东西,你却准备去搞到手,这不意味着你低了一个档次吗？ „First you must make clear, this group of demon gods to Earth are what views.” Elisebell looked at behind demon gods, said: „Other world- is also this potential surface- existence, depends on Earth, therefore the demon god must guarantee that existence of Earth can maintain the stability of this world.” “首先你要搞清楚,这群魔神对地球是个什么看法。”爱茜蓓尔看了一眼身后的魔神们,说道:“彼世-也就是这个位面-的存在,是依托于地球的,所以魔神必须保证地球的存在才能维持这个世界的稳固。” „Un.” Roller nods to show the understanding. “嗯。”萝拉点了点头表示理解。 „Then in addition, these demon gods had no sentiment regarding Earth.” Elisebell had a yawn, the peak the shoulder was saying. “然后除此之外,这些魔神对于地球就没什么感情而言了。”爱茜蓓尔打了一个哈欠,耸着肩膀说道。 This is the lie! 此乃谎言！ Before Elisebell appears, the demon god in this world has deeply regarding Earth holds to read! After all the demon god also by the person growth, they have the will of human, human the lifeform of sentiment, because was repelled by Earth powerful, so long as steps into Earth, even if sneezes may create the demon god who Earth destroys, can only put in great inconvenience to hiding anxiously to be full of the dark other world in this. 在爱茜蓓尔出现之前,这个世界的魔神对于地球还是有很深的执念的！毕竟魔神也是由人成长而言的,他们还是有着人类的意志,人类的感情的生物,而因为过于强大而被地球排斥,只要踏入地球,哪怕是打个喷嚏都有可能造成地球毁灭的魔神,只能委屈巴巴的躲在这充满了黑暗的彼世。 In this case, the demon god was naturally yearning the mortal world of Earth, they have a dream want to step into Earth, is enjoying and lonely other world is different, filled the white tomorrow's world! However is now different, having is happier than Earth does not know that many times, may be called „infinite” Other World, but also has Gensokyo that the powerhouse stands in great numbers...... 在这种情况下,魔神自然是向往着地球的花花世界的,他们做梦都想要踏入地球,享受着和寂寥的彼世不一样的,充满了白色的明天的世界！但是现在不一样了,有着比地球美好不知道多少倍的,堪称“无限”的异世界,还有着强者林立的幻想乡…… Earth? What gang of lowlifes also matching makes this/Ben demon god pursue? To master claw close to! 地球？什么臭鱼烂虾也配让本魔神去追求？给爷爪巴！ „If not I decided that must become the idol, saves damaged Earth, perhaps the demon gods have turned the head to abandon the human on Earth also perhaps.” Elisebell is supporting own chin, said: „After all human, but the cancer of Earth, my Roller kisses/intimate.” “如果不是我决定要成为偶像,拯救破碎不堪的地球的话,恐怕魔神们已经转头抛弃了地球上的人类也说不定。”爱茜蓓尔撑着自己的下巴,说道:“毕竟人类可是地球之癌啊,我的萝拉亲。” „Demon gods are such recklessly the unseemly behavior, moreover willful lifeform?” “魔神都是这么肆意妄为而且任性的生物吗？” „Compared with recklessly the unseemly behavior that you imagine, is more willful.” The Elisebell peak own shoulder, said: „Why otherwise is the demon god, rather than god?” “比你想象的更加肆意妄为,更加任性。”爱茜蓓尔耸了耸自己的肩膀,说道:“不然为什么是魔神,而不是神？” „Good, decided to become the person of only god is El-chan is really good.” Roller relaxes, she asked in a soft voice: „But, you bring to see the demon god us especially, is the preparation does?” “好吧,决定成为唯一神的人是爱酱实在是太好了。”萝拉松了一口气,她轻声问道:“不过,你特地把我们带过来见魔神,是准备干什么呢？” „I make you see the future ally.” Elisebell pushed the crowded eye toward Roller, then in the expression of opposite party ignorant circle, stepped cheerful small to jump the step to arrive at the front of demon god, said: „Uh-huh, everyone, good evening! I am your loves shake the reveal, Elisebell desu!” “我只是让你们来见一见未来的战友而已。”爱茜蓓尔朝着萝拉挤了挤眼睛,然后在对方懵圈的表情中,迈着欢快的小跳步来到了诸位魔神的面前,说道:“嗯哼,各位,晚上好！我是你们的爱抖露,爱茜蓓尔desu！” „......” “……” Demon gods silent by right. 魔神们沉默以对。 „Does not have the applause? Odd!” Turning around that Elisebell was foul-mouthed, is then holding Roller's hand, said: „Walks, Roller, we go back! We not by this air/Qi! Isn't the demon god? Stays to the master in this for a lifetime!” “没有掌声的吗？就离谱！”爱茜蓓尔骂骂咧咧的转过身,然后拉着萝拉的手,说道:“走,萝拉,咱回去！咱不受这个气！不就是魔神吗？给爷一辈子呆在这！” „clap clap clap-” “啪啪啪-” Broke out the warm applause suddenly, Elisebell smiled well satisfied, crying that Roller had nothing to say in reply. 身后突然就响起了热烈的掌声,爱茜蓓尔心满意足的笑了,萝拉无言以对的哭了。 The demon god, you are the demon gods!! Can you should not be threatened to instigate by El-chan! 魔神啊,你们可是魔神啊！！你们能不能不要被爱酱威胁一下就怂了嗷！ „Uh-huh.” Elisebell returned to the front of demon gods well satisfied, her both hands fork waist, righteous saying: „Everyone, good evening! I am you cute and charming love shake the reveal, Elisebell desu!” “嗯哼。”爱茜蓓尔又心满意足的回到了魔神们的面前,她双手叉腰,理直气壮的说道:“各位,晚上好！我是你们可爱又迷人的爱抖露,爱茜蓓尔desu！” ‚Come?’ ‘又来？’ In the look of demon gods is disclosing such inquiry. 魔神们的眼神中透露着这样的询问。 ‚Right.’ ‘对的。’ Elisebell gave them to respond. 爱茜蓓尔给予了他们回应。 „clap clap clap-” “啪啪啪-” The applause, broke out. 掌声,响了起来。 „Aiya, response does not use so warmly, I was embarrassed.” Elisebell does intentionally smiling of acts with constraint, then in the look is disclosing the satisfactory look. “哎呀哎呀,各位的反应不用如此热情,我都不好意思了。”爱茜蓓尔故作矜持的笑了笑,然后眼神中透露着满意的神色。 ‚False!’ ‘虚伪！’ The demon god feels indignant but not daring to speak out, is mainly the previous that green hair pressed them one by one in the trauma that the ground friction brought is really big. 魔神敢怒不敢言,主要是上一次那个绿头发的把他们挨个摁在地上摩擦带来的心理阴影实在是太大了。 „First, must give good news!” Elisebell smilingly raised up own finger, said: „Under the help of Yukari-mama and Hijiri-mama, Earth of this world had tied reinforces! Although cannot make the demon god mobilize own full power, but the display destroys about the Solar System strength to have no issue.” “首先,要给各位一个好消息！”爱茜蓓尔笑眯眯的竖起了自己的手指,说道:“在紫妈和莲妈的帮助下,这个世界的地球已经被结界加固了！虽然不能让魔神动员自己的全力,但是发挥毁灭太阳系左右的力量还是没什么问题的。” Although this degree of strength is small not to be small regarding the demon god as before, but also enough made the demon god walk during every world- at least can feel relieved that sneezed boldly. 虽然这种程度的力量对于魔神而言依旧是小到不能再小,但是也足够让魔神在凡世之中行走了-至少可以放心大胆的打喷嚏了。 „Strength upper limit that moreover, Earth can hold also in gradual enhancement, moreover this speed will be older is faster.” Elisebell grinning looks at front demon gods, said: „Therefore, you do want to go to every world?” “另外,地球能容纳的力量上限还在逐渐的增强,而且这个速度会越老越快。”爱茜蓓尔笑嘻嘻的看着面前的魔神们,说道:“所以,你们想去凡世吗？” „Wants, must go!” Does not know the monk who when crawls is suiciding to crawl from the ground, his face warm standing up, said: „I must certainly go! I faded out the bird to come here quickly, I must go to fun one wave!” “要要要,必须去！”不知道什么时候爬回来的僧正寻死从地上爬了起来,他一脸热情的站起身来,说道:“我肯定是要去的嘛！我在这边都快淡出鸟来了,我要去好好玩一波啊！” „I am also I am also!” The empresses also collected, excited is rubbing own small hand hand, said: „I must shop, buy the clothes, eats the desserts! Also must buy the jewelry!!” “我也是我也是！”娘娘也凑了过来,兴奋的搓着自己的小手手,说道:“我要去购物,买衣服,吃甜品！还要买首饰！！” „......” “……” The line of sight of Elisebell behind girls cannot help but pacing back and forth with the empresses in the monk- 爱茜蓓尔身后的姑娘们的视线不由得在僧正和娘娘之间徘徊着- The former is one just likes the dry corpse bleached bone senior citizen, and bald ; 前者是一个恍若干尸枯骨般的老年人,而且还是光头; The latter is a skin superficial azure purple female zombie. 后者是一个皮肤泛青紫色的女性僵尸。 If you two enter to the ordinary people, how to see that is not how right! 你们两个如果进入到普通人群里,怎么看怎么不对劲吧！ „Fool, revises own semblance, regarding the demon god is just very simple matter.” Elisebell knocked the Landa's head ill-humoredly, said: „Although cannot revise the essence, but is the god cracks even if or is the person of Roller that rank cannot see through the camouflage of demon god.” “笨蛋,修改自己的外表,对于魔神而言只不过是很简单的事情。”爱茜蓓尔没好气的敲了一下芙兰达的脑袋,说道:“虽然不能修改本质,但是哪怕是神裂或者是萝拉那个等级的人也看不穿魔神的伪装。” „, So that's how it is-” Landa appears to understand but not really understand selected selected own head, said: „Can demon god turn into the cat?” “哦哦,原来如此-”芙兰达似懂非懂的点了点自己的脑袋,说道:“魔神能变成猫吗？” „Ok.” “可以的。” „Dog?” “狗呢？” „Also Ok.” “也可以的。” „Food left over that leftovers?” “那吃剩的剩饭呢？” „Also Ok.” “也可以。” „Does that remain the bone of half?” “那剩半截的骨头呢？” „Also Ok.” “也可以。” „That branch also?” “那树枝也可以？” „Leaf.” “树叶都可以。” „Quite fierce!” Landa cannot bear clap, but the Elisebell behind demon gods, are bemused look that she- these things that you said a moment ago, which having is very fierce? “好厉害！”芙兰达忍不住拍起了手,只不过爱茜蓓尔身后的魔神们,都是一脸问号的看着她-你刚才说的那些东西,有哪个是非常厉害的吗？ Quite to be how fierce? 怎么就好厉害了？ „That automobile also?” “那汽车也可以吗？” „At the traveling speed of demon god, rocket.” “以魔神的移动速度,火箭都可以。” „! That computer?” “哦哦哦！那电脑呢？” „Should.” “应该也可以。” „That aerosil according to......” “那硅胶按……” „Shut up, word that cannot say!” Elisebell covered Landa's mouth hastily, saying of full heavy line: „Careful demon god turns into that thing you!” “闭嘴,那个是不能说的词！”爱茜蓓尔连忙捂住了芙兰达的嘴巴,满头黑线的说道:“小心魔神把你变成那玩意！” „Wú!” “唔！” Landa gives a hand signal of zipper on oneself mouth immediately , indicating oneself work as a mute starting today, absolutely not multi- idle talk half a word, therefore...... forgave me? 芙兰达立刻在自己的嘴巴上做了一个拉拉链的手势,表示自己从今天开始当一个哑巴,绝对不会多废话半句,所以……饶了我呗？ „Goes equally.” Elisebell ill-humored throws the bosom that Landa the silk flag most loved, then looked at the body of demon god, said: „Goes to this world naturally, but also conditional!” “一边儿去。”爱茜蓓尔没好气的把芙兰达扔到了绢旗最爱的怀里,然后把视线放到了魔神的身上,说道:“去此世当然也可以,但是也是有条件的哈！” „Isn't gives you to work as the goon?” The monks are smiling, said: „Do not unify the belief of this world?” “不就是给你当打手吗？”僧正嘿嘿一笑,说道:“你不是要统一这个世界的信仰吗？” „Truly.” “确实。” „Old man is the demon god of Buddhism, therefore Buddhism gives me.” “老夫是佛教的魔神,所以佛教就交给我吧。” „Happen, I am the demon god of Taoism, that Taoism is under the charge to me.” The empresses crack into a chuckle. “正好,我是道教的魔神,那道教就由我来负责吧。”娘娘嘻嘻一笑。 „I am responsible for the Greek mythology.” “那我负责希腊神话吧。” „I was responsible for the voodoo teaching.” “我就负责巫毒教了。” Quick, in expression that Roller is sweating profusely, the belief plate on Earth already by the cleanness that front group of demon gods carve up, but is responsible for the cross teaching, naturally was Elisebell this „big demon god”. 很快的,在萝拉满头大汗的表情中,地球上的信仰板块已经被面前这群魔神瓜分的干干净净,而负责十字教的,自然是爱茜蓓尔这位“大魔神”了。 „Wú, very good, very good!” Elisebell both hands hold the chest, said: „Comes, I give you a cell phone, then draws you to the same Q groups, later has the matter to relate here......” “唔姆,很好,非常好！”爱茜蓓尔双手抱胸,说道:“来来来,我给你们一人一部手机,然后把你们都拉到同一个Q群里,之后有事儿就在这里联系……” Elisebell was not worried that the demon empathize will not use cell phone- this is the demon god, read extinguishes existence of the world, how so long as they want to learn to use the cell phone, will use in the flash...... 爱茜蓓尔一点也不担心魔神会不会使用手机-这可是魔神,一念灭世的存在,只要他们想学会怎么用手机,那么在一瞬间就会使用…… Probably......? 大概……吧？ Elisebell is worried looked at a Roller, then rubbed the head, mumbled: „Not is right, Roller is not the demon god, she is the exceptional case!” 爱茜蓓尔担心的看了一眼萝拉,然后揉了揉脑袋,嘟囔道:“不对不对,萝拉不是魔神,她是特例！” „, Is the latest magnificence Ping meter/rice charm star, can.” Monks very happy looks the new cell phone in own hand, said: „Who now pulls up the younger sister to use QQ, with VX? My this registers one VX, then puts my abdominal muscles......” “哦哦,还是最新款的华苹米魅星,可以可以。”僧正美滋滋的看着自己手里的新手机,说道:“不过现在撩妹谁用QQ啊,都用VX了好吗？我这就注册一个VX,然后放上我的腹肌……” „Pū-” “噗-” Nearby empress is covering oneself mouth, taunted: „Musculi abdominis? Perhaps monk mister, your body only has the cured meat.” 一旁的娘娘捂着自己的嘴巴,嘲讽道:“腹肌？僧正先生,你的身上恐怕只有腊肉吧。” „Wordy, I said.” Monk cold snort/hum. The next quarter, his body surface suddenly presented a light fluorescence, after these fluorescence enter the body, the withered dry corpse same monk seemed turning into facial features handsome Asia male suddenly- he has one to send broken as well as slightly obviously thin, but muscle distinct body. “啰嗦,我说有就有。”僧正冷哼。下一刻,他的身体表面突然出现了一层淡淡的荧光,这些荧光入体之后,原本干枯的仿佛干尸一样的僧正突然变成了一个面容英俊的亚洲男性-他有着一头碎发以及略微显瘦但肌肉分明的身体。 „, Never expected that you also understand the popular putting on clothes fresh meat to take off the clothes to have meat Huo now.” Elisebell looks that the monk is proficiently taking the cell phone selfie, the bottom-up angle covered the face, neck, collar bone, abdominal muscles and merpeople line, then increased one to filter the mirror, preserved to make own VX head pictures, could not bear spit the mortise: „It is not, the monk is positive, are you so why skilled? How many times have you trained??” “啧啧,没想到你还懂现在流行穿衣鲜肉脱衣有肉霍。”爱茜蓓尔看着僧正熟练的拿着手机自拍,自上而下的角度把脸、颈部、锁骨、腹肌以及人鱼线都涵盖了进去,然后添加了一个滤镜,保存做成了自己的VX头像,忍不住吐槽道:“不是,僧正,你为什么这么熟练啊？你到底演练过多少次啊？？”