„......” “啊……” Tiona starts to speak but hesitates, slightly thinking, slightly scruple appearance, but she was asked finally bravely. 缇欧娜一副欲言又止,稍加思索,略微迟疑的模样,但是最终她还是勇敢的问了出来。 „Did LIttle El (love), why choose this especially?...... Are you also the person in this world?” “小爱,为什么特地的选了这一部？难道说……你也是这个世界的人？” „, Absolutely is impossible!” Elisebell stretches a face to wave own hand, said: „Although I appreciates regarding the lily very much, but regarding BL......” “不不不,绝对不可能！”爱茜蓓尔绷着一张脸摆了摆自己的手,说道:“虽然对于百合我是很欣赏的,但是对于BL……” However tells the truth, if great meow holds her or is absolutely the beautiful false mother is the CP host, Elisebell is not cannot crack with the teeth but actually this pair of CP. 但是有一说一,如果是巨喵扶她或者是绝对绝美伪娘是CP的主人翁的话,爱茜蓓尔倒也不是不能嗑一下这对CP。 ‚For example......, if palace alley auspicious sui and palace imperial concubine thousand mornings......’ Elisebell raised the head, exuded „hehehe” laughter, that may really be certainly the scenery! I want the life to protect him...... their affection! Gives them „never to meet the muscle to be excessive” simply and „will never meet the long leg wool, the arm wool and chest wool” and „association president beard” and „skin never will never become worse” and so on blessings! ‘比如说……如果宫小路瑞穂和宫妃千早的话……’爱茜蓓尔抬起头,发出了“嘿嘿嘿”的笑声,那可真是绝景！我要一生守护他……她们的恋情！干脆赋予她们“永远不会肌肉过量”、“永远不会长腿毛、臂毛和胸毛”、“永远不会长胡子”、“皮肤永远不会变差”之类的赐福吧！ Elisebell got hold of the fist silently. 爱茜蓓尔默默地握紧了拳头。 „?” “？” Nearby Tiona crooked own head, strange asking: „Is El-chan, why sudden burnt the appearance? Moreover did a face get hold of the fist firmly? Hey, manages me? Hey ~ hey ~ ~” 一旁的缇欧娜歪了歪自己的脑袋,奇怪的问道:“爱酱,为什么突然一副燃起来了的样子？而且还一脸坚定的握紧了拳头？喂,理一下我？喂~喂~~” Discovered that Elisebell has not paid attention to itself completely, but immerses after the strange fantasy, Tiona attracted the Elisebell attention the method from waving to turn into the rocking upper part, finally gave up simply the attention of attracting Elisebell, then pulled out to give Ais the cell phone. 发现爱茜蓓尔完全没有理会自己,而是沉浸在奇怪的幻想中之后,缇欧娜吸引爱茜蓓尔注意力的方法从挥手变成了晃动上半身,最后干脆放弃了吸引爱茜蓓尔的注意力,转而把手机掏出来递给了艾丝。 „The Ais carbon, helping me photograph.” “艾丝碳,帮我拍照。” After exhorting one, Tiona is placed poss in the Elisebell side, while makes Ais the speed that uses 1. 5 seconds to pat high-speed to her is patting continually. 嘱咐了一句之后,缇欧娜一边在爱茜蓓尔的身边摆着poss,一边让艾丝用一秒五拍的速度给她进行着高速连拍。 „?” “？” When Elisebell since- 当爱茜蓓尔从- „Thousand morning, will not make you rest tonight ~” “千早,今夜不会让你睡的哦~” „Onee-sama, please be gentle a point......” “姐姐大人,请温柔一点……” „Has not thought ice-cold thousand morning, straight X is also boiling hot!” “没想到冰冷的千早,直X也是滚烫的呢！” After such fantasy wakes up, saw that Tiona is suspending all kinds of poss in own front, then the cell phone in Ais hand is the flashing light keeps doing. 这样的幻想中醒来之后,就看到缇欧娜正在自己的面前摆着各式各样的poss,然后艾丝手中的手机则是闪光灯闪个不停。 Therefore, Elisebell bemused extended own right hand. 于是,爱茜蓓尔一脸问号的伸出了自己的右手。 Brutal iron! Grasping of not extinguishing! 无情铁手！不灭之握！ „Squish-” “吧唧-” The head was pressed firmly between the fingers by Elisebell, and Tiona helpless both feet lift-off that was lifted taking advantage of this entire body, is swaying in the midair. 脑袋被爱茜蓓尔捏住,并且借此整个身体都被举起来的缇欧娜无助的双脚离地,在半空中晃荡着。 „That, Elisebell...... Sir.” This, Tiona „El-chan” did not shout that but with pitiful no use sound that but can eat, weak saying: „What wrong thing if I did, please happy kills me, rather than suffers me with various methods, Ok?” “那个,爱茜蓓尔……大人。”这一下,缇欧娜连“爱酱”都不喊了,而是用可怜无助但能吃的声音,弱弱的说道:“如果我做了什么错事,请愉快的把我杀死,而不是用各种手段折磨我,可以吗？” „I feel not Taihang.” Elisebell thinks, said: „I decided must use to attach the demon the hemp rope to surround the four limbs you, making the strength that you move not have, gives you again the stopper mouth ball, then in the hole funnel of mouth ball.” “我觉得不太行。”爱茜蓓尔想了想,说道:“我决定要把你用附魔了的麻绳困住四肢,让你连动弹的力气都没有,再给你塞个口球,接着在口球的孔里塞个漏斗。” „?” “？” In the Tiona look is flooding at a loss and not handles. 缇欧娜的眼神中充斥着茫然和无措。 You said that the bundle and mouth ball I can understand, what ghost but finally is that funnel? Has not listened to PIay! What new trick is this? 你说捆绑和口球我都能理解,可是最后那个漏斗是什么鬼？没听过的PIay啊！这是什么新花样吗？ „Then the coriander, the celery, Zheergen, the preserved egg, the snake grass water, the blue mark cheese, the pacific herring canned food as well as big lump of fat mixes up to press out the water, gives you to fill from the funnel.” “然后把香菜,芹菜,折耳根,皮蛋,蛇草水,蓝纹奶酪,鲱鱼罐头以及一大坨肥肉混在一起榨成水,给你从漏斗里灌进去。” „Hey dirty hey!” “噫污污噫！” The face of Tiona was at the scene green, seems saw the list that radish Kang Na picture vanishes one is the same, whole person almost on the past. 缇欧娜的脸当场就绿了,就仿佛是看到乔碧萝的康娜图片消失的榜一一样,整个人差点就过去了。 „, Doesn't love sir?” The sound that Tiona frightens changes high-pitched and fine, „I have rendered meritorious service for the family clan, I have bled for the family clan, you cannot like this to me! Ais, you urged El-chan quickly!” “不是把,爱sir？”缇欧娜吓的声音都变的尖细了起来,“我为眷族立过功,我为眷族流过血,你不能这样对我啊！艾丝,你快劝劝爱酱啊！” „But I and Ais are Artemis Familia.” Elisebell innocent looks at Tiona, said: „You are Loki Familia, therefore your merit, your blood, does not flow for us, right?” “可是我和艾丝都是阿尔忒弥斯眷族的啊。”爱茜蓓尔一脸无辜的看着缇欧娜,说道:“你是洛基眷族的,所以你的功,你的血,都不是为了我们流的,对吧？” „...... ” Ais pondered several seconds, then nod in the expression that Tiona is in deep sorrow. “……嗯。”艾丝思考了几秒,然后在缇欧娜痛不欲生的表情中点了点头。 Hateful! You two! Just wait, when my Sir Tiona becomes Lv.9...... not, Lv.10 , Lv .11 even is the Lv.12 adventurer time, is I takes revenge!! 可恶啊！你们两个！等着吧,等我缇欧娜大人成为Lv.9……不,Lv.10,Lv.11甚至是Lv.12的冒险者的时候,就是我复仇的时候了！！ This time Tiona does not know, in Tiona also when under the star level struggles, the Elisebell strength went to half rank 8 situations, disparity between she and Elisebell, probably and disparity between Sir king with Satan mister equally is all big. 此时的缇欧娜丝毫不知道,就在缇欧娜还在星球级之下挣扎的时候,爱茜蓓尔的实力已经达到了半步等级八的地步,她和爱茜蓓尔之间的差距,大概和撒旦先生和全王大人之间的差距一样大吧。 „Ok, first lets off you.” Elisebell loosened grasping of not extinguishing, then calm saying: „First keeps accounts, the penalty accumulates.” “算了,先放过你。”爱茜蓓尔松开了不灭之握,然后淡定的说道:“先记账,惩罚累计。” Grass! 草！ Tiona has tears streaming down the face looked to the direction of shopping center- Elder sister, captain, I quite thought you, if you here...... 缇欧娜泪流满面的看向了购物中心的方向-姐姐,团长,我好想你们,如果你们在这里的话…… Can't the whole staff on be victorious together El-chan? 哦,全员一起上也打不过爱酱？ That was all right. 那没事了。 El-chan you said that anything is anything. 爱酱你说什么就是什么吧。 „Good, watched the movie, we drank by the tea with milk, bought the point to roast the squid.” Elisebell shrugs the arm, then said to Tiona: „Words said how the movie you did feel?” “好了好了,看完了电影,我们去喝被奶茶,买点烤鱿鱼吧。”爱茜蓓尔耸了耸肩膀,然后对缇欧娜说道:“话说刚才的电影你们感觉怎么样？” One speaking of this, Tiona exuded as if mother's married sister's same laughter immediately: „Hehe hehe...... this movie is quite interesting!” 一说到这个,缇欧娜顿时发出了仿佛姨母一样的笑声:“嘿嘿嘿嘿……这个电影好有意思啊！” Content that the movie spoke, probably was one in named that the ordinary company worked „ Anda( 电影讲的内容,大概是一个在普通公司工作的名为“安达( …… …… …… …… How can I say, although the label has „homogeneity”, moreover said indeed was love of the male, but from the plot, not that type of sells niku that made one conflict to sell spoiled, but was very interesting funny selling is spoiled, Elisebell that even if was not interested in handsome man x handsome man type CP of was still very happy-, when the comedy that looked looked is OK. 怎么说呢,虽然标签有“同性”,而且讲的的确是男男之爱,但是从剧情上来说,并不是那种让人抵触的卖niku型卖腐,而是一种非常有意思的搞笑型的卖腐,就算是对美男子x美男子类型的CP不感兴趣的爱茜蓓尔也是看的非常的开心-当搞笑片看就可以了嘛。 „Tiona, I must remind your one......” Elisebell to look at front Tiona, cannot bear say: „Do not step into that world!” “缇欧娜,我要提醒你一下……”爱茜蓓尔看着面前的缇欧娜,忍不住说道:“你不要踏入那个世界啊！” Elisebell does not dare to imagine, if because of this movie, causing Tiona to start to ferment is even rotten, what will influence have- how, if this child does start to reconcile Finn and Bete? Can Tione punish guilty family members, own wipes kills?? 爱茜蓓尔不敢想象如果因为这一部电影,导致缇欧娜开始发酵甚至是腐烂的话,会造成什么样的影响-如果这孩子开始撮合芬恩和伯特怎么样？缇欧涅会不会大义灭亲,把自己的一抹多弄死？？ Hiss! 嘶！ Elisebell could not bear hit one to tremble, then born of so terrible idea selected a to praise-, if can see that the Tione blackening grasped the hatchet to dismember the Tiona picture, that too second! Right, if adds on the background to hug again Finn and Bete second! 爱茜蓓尔忍不住打了一个颤,然后为诞生了如此可怕的想法的自己点了一个赞-如果可以看到缇欧涅黑化手持柴刀分尸缇欧娜的画面,那就太秒了啊！哦对,如果再加上背景上拥抱在一起的芬恩和伯特就更秒了！ I really am the belt/bring evil person! 我真是个带恶人！ „Does El-chan, have the person to tell you, your laughter, very evil.” Nearby Tiona grasped own arm subconsciously, nervous looks at Elisebell, said: „Moreover, why does not know, I always felt that...... filled to my evil intention.” “爱酱,有没有人告诉你,你刚才的笑声,非常的邪恶。”一旁的缇欧娜下意识的抱住了自己的手臂,紧张兮兮的看着爱茜蓓尔,说道:“而且,不知道为什么,我总感觉……充满了对我的恶意。” „Hiss, your child...... was not silly!” Elisebell showed the surprised expression, making nearby Tiona entire head be covered with the question mark. “嘶,原来你这孩子……不傻啊！”爱茜蓓尔露出了惊讶的表情,让一旁的缇欧娜整个脑袋都长满了问号。 It is not, did you acknowledge? Did you special acknowledge like this? I special...... I special...... 不是,你就承认了？你特么就这样承认了？我特么……我特么…… Puts on Tiona of T-shirt subconsciously pulled own sleeve, then angry looks at Elisebell, that expression was similar the next second to with the earthenware cooking pot big fist tell Elisebell anything to be called cruelly! 穿着T恤的缇欧娜下意识的挽起了自己的袖子,然后怒气冲冲的看着爱茜蓓尔,那表情仿佛下一秒就要用砂锅大的拳头告诉爱茜蓓尔什么叫做残忍！ „Can fight?” Elisebell eye one bright, she has not only revolted, instead two shining delivered to the Tiona front own head, said: „Come, toward this dozen! Makes an effort!” “要打架？”爱茜蓓尔眼睛一亮,她不仅没反抗,反而两眼放光的把自己的脑袋送到了缇欧娜的面前,说道:“来呀,朝这打！用力的！” „......” “……” Tiona is lifting the fist, looks at the whole face to write invincible Elisebell, looked at her three points of thin cold, three points of excitement, three points impatient as well as fan diagram eye pupil of one point of teasing, cannot bear say: „El-chan, how does your eyeball have the sectorial area?” 缇欧娜举着拳头,看着满脸写着无敌的爱茜蓓尔,又看了看她那三分薄凉,三分兴奋,三分迫不及待以及一分戏虐的扇形图眼眸,忍不住说道:“爱酱,你这眼珠子怎么还带扇形面积的？” „, Fantasized that has the beautiful pupil that this present life becomes...... not to care about this, you hit quickly!” Elisebell cannot bear urge: „You hit me, I have the excuse to bully...... not, was exercises you!” “哦,幻想具现生成的美瞳……你别在意这个,你快打呀！”爱茜蓓尔忍不住催促道:“你打了我,我就有借口欺负……啊不,是锻炼你了啊！” „I!” A Tiona face shuts out looks at Elisebell, said: „El-chan, you are the heart are really black! I and you are anything relate, but we good sisters! You want to start to me unexpectedly!” “我呸！”缇欧娜一脸嫌弃的看着爱茜蓓尔,说道:“爱酱,你这个人真的是心黑！我和你是什么关系,我们可是好姐妹！你居然想对我下手！” „Hitting scolded is the love!” “打是亲骂是爱！” „Bah bah! You are the black heart!” “呸呸呸！你是黑心！” „Good, that today's dinner I am responsible for?” Elisebell thinks, said. “那好吧,那今天的晚餐我来负责？”爱茜蓓尔想了想,说道。 „Your craftsmanship very?” “你的手艺很好吗？” Elisebell thought that the Danmachi World person was not the Gensokyo person, does not know oneself have loaded the ability of output each top chef, is the big fiendish person who can puncture the food halberd transcription. 哦,爱茜蓓尔想起来了,地错世界的人并不是幻想乡的人,不知道自己已经加载过输出次各个顶级厨师的能力,已经是一个可以打穿食戟副本的大魔王了。 ‚Words said that can go to the food halberd to play......’ Elisebell to touch own chin, then looked at Tiona, said: „That trades a compensation, un, makes a modern weapon to you?” ‘话说可以去食戟玩玩……’爱茜蓓尔摸了摸自己的下巴,然后看了一眼缇欧娜,说道:“那换个补偿吧,嗯,给你做一把新武器？” „Thanks the boss, the boss atmosphere, the spouse body peace and good health!” Tiona arrived at the Elisebell front immediately in high spirits, saying of face lackey: „Boss do you want to hit me not? What dozen wants to use? Fur plates whip or candle? Is calls out pitifully or stuffy? Can not revolt? Is docile?” “谢谢老板,老板大气,老伴身体安康！”缇欧娜顿时兴冲冲的来到了爱茜蓓尔的面前,一脸狗腿子的说道:“老板你要打我不？想用什么打？皮板子还是鞭子还是蜡烛？是惨叫还是闷哼？要反抗不？还是要温顺的？” „My goodness, I said my goodness, were you too also specialized?” Elisebell is pulling own corner of the eye, looks own front Tiona, said: „Words said you do not have a moral integrity?” “好家伙,我直呼好家伙,你也太专业了吧？”爱茜蓓尔扯着自己的眼角,看着自己面前的缇欧娜,说道:“话说你都没有一点节操的吗？” „Weapon that moral integrity cannot exchange.” Tiona both hands are holding the back of the head, a face does not care is blowing the whistling, said: „Said again, I do not believe you really to hit me ~” “节操又不能换新的武器。”缇欧娜双手抱着后脑勺,一脸不在意的吹着口哨,说道:“再说了,我可不信你会真的打我~”