Betepledged,he is really the politenessto askonelike this, ifknows that Elisebellwiththatwordswill replylaterhe, Betewill not starttalkingabsolutely.伯特发誓,他真的只是出于礼貌才这样问一句的,如果知道爱茜蓓尔待会儿会用那种话回答他的话,伯特绝对不会开口说话。Elisebellsaid: „Thatalsowithsaying? Could not retaliatethem, youcanretaliatetheirchildren!”爱茜蓓尔说道:“那还用说?报复不了她们,你可以报复她们的孩子呀!”„?”xN
“诶?”xNNot is only Bete, ate the melon the Amazonsistersto be silly- was this that youhad/left the rottenidea of whatextremely heartshaking and movingrank?
不仅仅是伯特,就连吃瓜的亚马逊姐妹都傻了-你出的这是什么惊天地泣鬼神级别的烂主意?„Youthink that startssince childhood, makescutelittle lolishoutsince childhoodin a baby voiceyou‚Elder BrotherPotter’, thenwait forthemto grow up, after will say‚me, mustmarryElder BrotherBeteto becomebride’in this case, how could it not be beautiful?” A ElisebellfacedreadfulpushedowneyetowardBete, said: „Wins a lolito foster, but can also whensimplylives by pimping, letsmake moneytoyou who the Amazonsistersclench jaws! Reallyis the belt/bringevil person!”
“你想啊,从小的时候入手,从小就让可爱的小萝莉奶声奶气的喊你‘波特哥哥’,然后等她们长大一点,就会说出‘我以后要嫁给伯特哥哥当新娘’这样的话,岂不美哉?”爱茜蓓尔一脸猥琐的朝着伯特挤了挤自己的眼睛,说道:“赢一手萝莉养成,还可以干脆当吃软饭的,让亚马逊姐妹咬牙切齿的给你赚钱!着实是带恶人!”„HowI may handlethismatter!”Betewhole faceheavy linelooks atElisebell, said: „I, even ifdiesis impossibleto live by pimping!”
“我怎么可能会做这种事情啊!”伯特满脸黑线的看着爱茜蓓尔,说道:“我就算是死也不可能吃软饭的!”Thistimeis notreallyfragrant, butafter allBetedignityoldtalloldtall.
这次可不是真香,毕竟伯特的尊严可是老高老高的了。„That, El-chan, wehad a question......”at this time, Tionaraised the headsuddenly, then a facesaidearnestly: „If...... Imeant, how!”
“那个,爱酱,咱有一个疑问嗷……”这时,缇欧娜突然抬起头来,然后一脸认真地说道:“如果……我是说,如何!”„Un, if, then?”Elisebellcrookedtilting the head.
“嗯,如果,然后呢?”爱茜蓓尔歪了歪头。„If,according toyouraboveplanimplements, butIandTionechildrenwere the words of boy......”Tionashowed the thinkingexpression, „what to do can Bete?”
“如果说,按照你上面的计划来实行,但是我和缇欧涅的孩子都是男孩子的话……”缇欧娜露出了思索的表情,“伯特要怎么办?”Grass, thoughtwizard!
草,思维鬼才!Elisebellopenedownmouth, unbelievablelooks atTiona, said: „Unbelievable...... is not only incredible that becausethisissue asked that whatwas more important, proposedthisissueunexpectedlywasTiona!”爱茜蓓尔都张大了自己的嘴巴,难以置信的看着缇欧娜,说道:“难以置信……不仅仅是因为这个问题问的让人难以置信,更重要的是,提出这个问题的居然是缇欧娜!”„Ialsofrightened.”Tionecould not bearrubownbridge of the nose, said: „Ievenhave such a secondto suspect that myyounger sisterwas seized the shed.”
“我也吓到了。”缇欧涅忍不住揉了揉自己的鼻梁,说道:“我甚至有那么一秒在怀疑自己的妹妹是不是被夺舍了。”„Growth, Tiona.”Saying that Finnis from the heart.
“成长了呀,缇欧娜。”芬恩发自内心的说道。„???”
“???”Tionapanting in indignationis brandishingownhand, shoutedto shout: „What! What! Yourwhat is this! Hateful! Youare looking down uponme!?”缇欧娜气呼呼的挥舞着自己的手,嚷嚷道:“什么嘛!什么嘛!你们这是什么意思啊!可恶!你们是在看不起我吗!?”„Ha-”along with a Unclesideafter the laughter, Betebe relentlessis tauntingTiona, „reallycanrealize that thanks to youweare looking down uponyou, looksfromthis point, youare notstupidtoincurable, evenchestAmazon.”
“哈哈哈哈哈-”伴随着一阵一方大爷同款的笑声之后,伯特毫不留情的嘲讽着缇欧娜,“真亏你能意识到我们是在看不起你,从这一点上看,你也不是笨到无可救药啊,平胸亚马逊。”„Notch-”
“哦豁-”Elisebellcannot help butsmacks the lipsclose to, sheveryclearrealizing, Betestepped on the thunder- hasgood that words saying, is calledto playto turn over to playturns over tonoisilynoisily, do not crack a jokewith the size.爱茜蓓尔不由得咂了咂嘴巴,她非常清楚的意识到,伯特踩雷了-有句话说的好,叫做玩归玩闹归闹,别拿尺寸开玩笑。Thissize, not onlyformale student, forfemale.
这个尺寸嘛,不仅适用于男生,也适用于女性。„Inwest!”Tionawasmove of brutalironextendedtowardBeteat that time, butBetewas a cleverwithdrawingstepavoided the attack of Tiona, „foolAmazon, your two peopleonwords, Ipossibly will also be worriedtogether, but a person......!”
“西内!”缇欧娜当时就是一招无情铁手朝着伯特伸了过去,而伯特则是一个灵巧的后撤步躲开了缇欧娜的攻击,“笨蛋亚马逊,你们两个人一起上的话,我可能还会担心一下,但是一个人……呵!”This„”could be said as the unusualessence, ifthis timewereto play, thatthis„”aftershoutingexit|to speak, cansee that absolutely the Tionatop of the heademitted„anger + 10086”and„tauntvalue + 10010”suchphrase.
这一声“呵”可以说是非常的精髓了,如果此时是游戏的话,那这一声“呵”在喊出口之后,绝对可以看到缇欧娜的头顶冒出“怒火”、“嘲讽值”这样的字眼。Damn, burnt!
草泥马,燃起来了!„Bete, suffers to death!”Tionamakes threatening gesturesrushes overtowardBete, itsimposing mannermade the Elisebellrelates„advance vigorouslythiswordtopigsuddenly”.
“伯特,受死吧!”缇欧娜张牙舞爪的朝着伯特冲了过去,其气势让爱茜蓓尔联想到了“猪突猛进”这个词。„Stop!”
“stop!”Whentwo peoplewill soon collide, an emergence of Finnfaceheavy lineintwo peoplemiddle, thenextendedboth handsto block the leg and fist of BeteandTionarespectively, said: „Today'sgoalisto come outto take a walk, to compare notes, canwaitturn headto go to the blacksoulworldorisEulerbeautifulcomparing notesslowly.”
就在两人即将碰撞的时候,芬恩一脸黑线的出现在了两人的中间,然后伸出双手分别挡住了伯特和缇欧娜的腿和拳头,说道:“今天的目的是出来逛街的,如果想要切磋的话,可以等回头去黑魂世界或者是欧拉丽再慢慢的切磋。”„, Looked that in the captainshare-”Betetook backownright leg, thenboth handsinsertin the pocket, swaggeringwalkedtoward the shopping center, shoutedto shout: „Imusteat the meat! Youstroll!”
“嘁,看在团长的份上-”伯特收回了自己的右腿,然后双手插在口袋里,大摇大摆的朝着购物中心走了过去,嚷嚷道:“我要去吃肉了!你们自己逛吧!”„, I......”Finndo not look at the Betemovement, cannot help butwinkedowneye, proposed that-, ifcan a personstrollbest! Hedoes not wantto take a walkwithTioneand the others, thenby the sales clerkwas saidanything„Little Brotherandelder sistercome outtogether”and so on.
“唔,那我也……”芬恩看着伯特的动作,不由得眨了眨自己的眼睛,提议道-如果可以一个人逛是最好不过的了!他可不想和缇欧涅等人一起逛街,然后被店员说什么“小弟弟和姐姐一起出来吗”之类的。Mustdie to die!
要死要死!WhenFinnthinksoneselfcanwithdrawing, nearbyTionesuddenwhole facered lightwent forwardtwosteps, thenArmFinn thatpulledFinnthattinytimeimmediatelywas embezzledby the abyss, letnearbyTionapaincoveredownchest.
就在芬恩以为自己可以神不知鬼不觉的脱身的时候,一旁的缇欧涅突然满脸红光的上前了两步,然后一把挽住了芬恩的手臂-芬恩那细小的时候顿时被深渊吞没,让一旁的缇欧娜痛苦的捂住了自己的胸口。Whyissisters, Ido not have the abyss the soulto be pale!
为什么是姐妹,我却没有深渊啊魂淡!„SinceBeteacted on free will, weseparateto actsimply~”saying of Tionelooktwinkle: „Iaccompaniedcaptainto take a walk, no! Asked! Topic!!”
“既然伯特自由行动了,那我们干脆就分开行动吧~”缇欧涅眼神闪烁的说道:“我就陪团长去逛街了,没!问!题!吧!”Shouldbe the interrogative sentenceobviously„does not have the issue”fourcharacters, was said a feeling of threatbyTioneobstinately- iffeelingdoes not promiseher, shechanges an ultramatchon the spot, destroyedthisstar.
明明应该是问句的“没问题吧”四个字,愣是被缇欧涅说出了一股威胁的感觉-感觉要是不答应她的话,她就现场变身超赛,毁灭这个星球了。„Does not have the issuenot to have the issue.”Tionais beckoning with the handhastily- shehas the fullself-confidence, ifoneselfdid not achieve wishesbyoneselfsisters, whenoneselfwoke upprobablyturns into)(.
“没问题没问题。”缇欧娜连忙摆着手-她可是有着十足的自信,如果自己不让自己的姐妹如愿的话,等自己醒来可能就变成缇欧)(娜了。Crieschirp.
哭唧唧。„Wefirstwalked~ after”got the satisfactoryanswer, Tioneimmediatelyoverjoyedtowedresigned-lookingFinnto move towardshopping center- what? Yousaid that doesn't buy the clothes? The sillybatch, have the opportunityto look atcaptainwith great difficultyto wear all kinds ofclothes, does not buy the clothessimplyis the sillybatch!
“那我们就先走了~”得到了满意的答案之后,缇欧涅顿时欢天喜地的拖着一脸无奈的芬恩走向了购物中心-什么?你说不买衣服?傻批,好不容易有机会可以看团长穿各种各样的衣服,不买衣服简直是傻批!„Good, ourthreepeople......”Elisebellhelplessshruggingarm, look atAisandTiona, said: „Eats a snack? Iremember that hereice creamflavoris very good.”
“好吧,那我们三个人……”爱茜蓓尔无奈的耸了耸肩膀,看着艾丝和缇欧娜,说道:“去吃点小吃?我记得这边的冰激凌味道很不错。”„Goodgood!”TionaimmediatelygrinningfollowinginElisebellbehind, walkedtoward the shopping centerwithAistogether.
“好呀好呀!”缇欧娜顿时笑嘻嘻的跟在了爱茜蓓尔的身后,和艾丝一起朝着购物中心走了过去。............
…………............
…………„Hurts......”
“疼疼疼……”Tionaplaceson the cup the table, thenliesonownarm, a painfulappearance, letsElisebellhelplesssaying: „ Said,缇欧娜把杯子放在桌子上,然后趴在自己的手臂上,一副痛苦不已的样子,让爱茜蓓尔无奈的说道:“都说了,
The tooquickwords that the icethingeats, meet the headache. ”
冰的东西吃的太快的话,会脑袋疼的。”„Butthis good time.”Tionaputs in great inconvenience toraising the head of anxiously, sheis coveringoneselfhead, sent outmiserablycalling out in grief: „Felt that in the headhas an ice coneto punctureme~”
“但是这个太好次了嘛。”缇欧娜委屈巴巴的抬起头来,她捂着自己的脑袋,发出了惨兮兮的悲鸣:“感觉脑袋里面有一根冰锥在刺我~”„Perhapseatsseveralagain, using poison to combat poisonisn't sore?” The proposition of Elisebellfull bellydirty tricksaid.
“说不定再吃几口,以毒攻毒就不疼了?”爱茜蓓尔满肚子坏水的提议道。„Ibelieveyourghost, El-chanyouwere too bad!”TionastaredElisebell, thensaid: „You, ifthinks that Idieyouto speak frankly, does not needto suffermelike this!”
“我信你个鬼,爱酱你这个人太坏了!”缇欧娜瞪了一眼爱茜蓓尔,然后说道:“你要是想我死你就直说,不需要这样折磨我!”„that won't work.”Elisebellshakes the head, said: „Makesyoudieis disposable, butsuffersyou to circulate! Iaffirmed that the choicesuffersyou! After allwemustuseto be possible the circulationresources.”
“那不太行。”爱茜蓓尔摇了摇头,说道:“让你死是一次性的,但是折磨你是可循环的!我肯定选择折磨你呀!毕竟我们要多用可循环资源。”„?”
“?”Tionabewilderedlooks atElisebell, shewashedpulled outoneselfear, thenlookedtonearbyAis, said: „The Aiscarbon, was I the earhad problemsa moment ago?”缇欧娜一脸茫然的看着爱茜蓓尔,她淘了掏自己的耳朵,然后看向了一旁的艾丝,说道:“艾丝碳,我刚才是耳朵出问题了吗?”„......”Aisswallowed the purple yamtasteice cream in mouth, thenshakes the head, said: „No, Ialsoheard.”
“……”艾丝把嘴巴里的香芋味冰激凌咽了下去,然后摇了摇头,说道:“没有,我也听到了。”„, El-chanyouare the realwrong behavior!”Tionais coveringownchest, „the words that youdo this, will losecuteme!”
“哇,爱酱你是真的不当人!”缇欧娜捂着自己的胸口,“你这样做的话,会失去可爱的我的!”„All right, youhave good luck ever, cannot die.” A Elisebellfacevaliantgives the thumbs-uptoTiona, said: „Toownvitalitya littleconfidence!”
“没事,你命大,死不了。”爱茜蓓尔一脸飒爽的对缇欧娜竖起了大拇指,说道:“对自己的生命力有点信心啊!”„Thereforemytenaciousvitality, toletmecan, whenwas sufferedbyyou , to continue to survive?”Tionahas seen through the essence of Elisebellthatwrong behavior, herpanting in indignationtaking upfrontice creamcup, dugbigice creamto force in ownmouthwith the ladle, saying that thenclenched jaws: „Icestirs upinto the throatto ache! Tons!”
“所以我顽强的生命力,是为了让我可以在被你折磨的时候,继续生存下去?”缇欧娜已经看穿了爱茜蓓尔那不当人的本质,她气呼呼的拿起面前的冰激凌杯,用勺子挖了一大口冰激凌塞进了自己的嘴巴里,然后咬牙切齿的说道:“冰激入喉头作痛!吨吨吨!”„Good, the ice creameatsalmostonline.”Elisebelllooks after finishing eating the 5 thice cream, preparesinbuyingTiona, cannot help butmakes noiseto prevent saying that „atetowas unhealthy, firstrests, weateother.”
“好了好了,冰激凌吃的差不多就行了。”爱茜蓓尔看着吃完第五份冰激凌之后还准备去在买的缇欧娜,不由得出声阻止道,“吃多了对身体不好,先歇会儿,我们去吃点别的吧。”„IamFirst-Class Adventurer!”Tionahonk the mouth, was saying: „Eatsmanypointnot to have the issue.”
“我可是第一级冒险者诶!”缇欧娜嘟着嘴巴,说道:“吃多一点没问题的啦。”„Is the wishing one couldsuicide that whohad a headache abouta moment ago?” The Elisebellill-humoredspittingmortise, „listensmy, waitsto buycup of tea with milk, thenwatches a movie.”
“是谁刚才头疼的恨不得自杀的?”爱茜蓓尔没好气的吐槽道,“听我的,等下去买杯奶茶,然后去看个电影。”„Yes-”
“是-”Tionahelplessnod.缇欧娜无奈的点了点头。Without the means that wholetsElisebellisBoss? What? Do youhave the opiniontoBoss?
没得办法,谁让爱茜蓓尔是老大呢?什么?你对老大有意见?Hey, Bosstruncatesdoes not dieyou!
嘿,老大削不死你!„Whatmoviewatches?”Tionastands upfrom the seat, threw into after the plasticcup the trash can, inquiredcuriously.
“看什么电影?”缇欧娜从座位上站起身来,把塑料杯扔进了垃圾桶里之后,好奇地询问道。„......”Elisebelldid not ponder for severalseconds, said: „Youwait/etc, Ihave a look atAPP.”
“唔……”爱茜蓓尔沉思了几秒,说道:“你们等等,我看看APP。”
After sweepingabovebigpile of variouswritingazurepieces and movedpieces, Elisebellfoundlabellingforfinally„funny”movie.
扫了一遍上面一大堆各种文青片以及伤感片之后,爱茜蓓尔总算是找到了一个标注为“搞笑”的电影。«Ifto30Years old of Chastity, Will turn intoMagician»
《如果到了30岁还是童贞的话,会变成魔法师哦》„Goodstrangename.”Elisebelltouches the chin, said: „Do welook atthis? The comedy movieare not many, probablythis.”
“好奇怪的名字。”爱茜蓓尔摸了摸下巴,说道:“我们就看这个吧?喜剧片不多,好像就这一部。”„Ido not have the opinion.”Tionashakes the head.
“我没意见。”缇欧娜摇了摇头。„Casual.”Aisalsooptionalnod.
“随便。”艾丝也随意的点了点头。„Good, we.”Elisebelltakes the leadto stand up, purchased the popcorn of threebigsharesafter the theaterentrance, purchasedthreebigbottle of Coke, thenfully-armedentered the movie theater.
“好,那我们就出发吧。”爱茜蓓尔率先站起身来,在影院门口购买了三个大份的爆米花之后,又购买了三大瓶可乐,然后全副武装的走进了电影院。However, no matterElisebellorAisorareTiona, had not discovered, onTAG of thismovie, but alsohas„homogeneity”label.
但是,不管是爱茜蓓尔还是艾丝又或者是缇欧娜,都没有发现,在这部电影的TAG上,还有着“同性”的标签。
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