DragonballZ the eldest son in Sun Wukong's, Son Gohan! Thisfromarrivingto startto set the foreshadowing for„talentexcellent” the hybridto matchdemi-human, the talentwas nothing less thanhigh- entirework's first person who achievedsupermatched the demi-humansecondstep, wasn't strong? Strongyuppie!七龙珠Z里的孙悟空的大儿子,孙悟饭!这个从登场开始就埋下了“天赋绝佳”伏笔的混血赛亚人,天赋不可谓不高-全作品第一个达到了超级赛亚人第二阶的人,强不强?强的雅痞!Whathowever is the result? Becausewas requestedto be the scholarby the mother, thereforeleft uncultivated the trainingcompletely, waited till a introductiontime, hedegeneratedonly to change the bodyoverone, even if the authordrewto strengthenhimlateragain, becomesbecomes aware the food...... to be reasonablemystically, thisstrengtheningdid not become aware the food, butwasdemonperson! For draws outBecketto feed!
但是结果是什么?因为被老妈要求当学者,所以完全荒废了训练,等到了布欧篇开篇的时候,他退化到了只能变身超一,就算后期作者再把他拉起来强化了一番,成为了神秘悟饭……讲道理,这强化的根本不是悟饭,而是魔人布欧吧!为的就是引出贝吉特啊喂!As forarrivingbehind-, no matterGTultra, becomes aware the foodbecause of a long time not exercise, combat powerdropped a speechlesssituation, evenalsoobtained a nickname of wildratiofood!
至于到了更后面-不管是GT篇还是超篇,悟饭都因为长期不锻炼,战斗力下降到了一个让人无语的地步,甚至于还获得了一个野比饭的外号!Youlook, evendragon beadordered by the emperor personallyexternalclan, withoutexercisestillturned into the vegetable/dishchickenas before, is the upper limitmatches the demi-humanghostclanlet aloneby farinsufficient? Thisgroup of fellowsin the situation of a long timenot exercising, combat powerdegeneratespresentthisappearance, seemed not the unreadablematter.
你看嘛,就算是龙珠钦定的外挂一族,在不锻炼的情况下也依旧变成了菜鸡,更何况是上限远远不足赛亚人的鬼族呢?这群家伙在长期不锻炼的情况下,战斗力退化成现在这个样子,似乎也不是什么难以理解的事情了。Under the guidance ofRam's Dad, Elisebellrelaxedskins the crampto dismember the bigblack bearin addition, it may be said thatfromcapturetoburyingstart-to-finish service, whatwhenis a hero(?).
在拉姆爹的指导下,爱茜蓓尔轻轻松松的将大狗熊扒皮抽筋外加分尸,可谓是从捕捉到下葬一条龙服务,当的是一个豪杰(?)。„ehhhh!?”WhenRam's Momcomes backfrom the vegetable garden, looksinowncourtyardis hanging the bearskin, cannot help butstaredin a big wayowneye, said: „Thisis the bearskin where comes!? Kid's dad......”
“诶诶诶!?”当拉姆妈从菜园子回来的时候,看着自家院子里挂着的熊皮,不由得瞪大了自己的眼睛,说道:“这是哪里来的熊皮!?难道说孩子他爸……”„, IsMiss Elisebellgoes hunting.”Ram's Dadridicules- wifesorry, althoughwantsto satisfyyour„my husbandisbighero”idea, butIcannot really be victorious.
“呃,是爱茜蓓尔小姐打猎回来的。”拉姆爹讪笑一下-老婆对不起,虽然很想满足你的“我老公是大英雄”的想法,但是我是真的打不过。„Miss Elisebellsuchfierce!?”Ram's Momsurprisedlooks that Elisebell- is mainly Elisebelllookssuchsmall, but is combat poweractuallyabovehigh of average man??
“爱茜蓓尔小姐这么厉害的吗!?”拉姆妈惊讶的看着爱茜蓓尔-主要是爱茜蓓尔看起来这么小,但是战斗力却超乎常人的高??„, Alsogenerallevel.”Elisebellbeckons with the hand, said: „Foodhas divided, the followingcookinggivesyou! IaccompaniedRam and Remto play!”
“嘛嘛,也就一般水准而已啦。”爱茜蓓尔摆了摆手,说道:“食材已经分割好了,接下来的烹饪就交给你们啦!我去陪拉姆和雷姆玩了!”„Good, leave it up to me!”This timeRam's Momwithin the body the soul of housewifehas burnt- thisis the topmeat that the village headfamily/homecannot eat! Mustbe delicious the fryingchicken that itmakes!!
“好嘞,包在我身上吧!”此时的拉姆妈体内的主妇之魂已经燃烧了起来-这可是村长家都吃不到的顶级肉食!一定要把它做的炒鸡好吃啊啊啊!!„Old...... wife?”Ram's Dadweakshrank the neck, said: „That, do Iwantto help?”
“老……老婆?”拉姆爹弱弱的缩了缩脖子,说道:“那个,我是不是要帮忙?”„Othervegetables/dishesgiveyou, bearmeat/fleshgivesme!”Ram's MomstaredRam's Dad, thenpulledownsleeve, said: „The soul of mycookis burning!”
“其他的菜交给你,熊肉交给我!”拉姆妈瞪了一眼拉姆爹,然后挽起了自己的袖子,说道:“我的厨艺之魂在燃烧!”Ram's Dadturned awayownsilently, thenobedientcutRam's Mom the green vegetables and mushroom that from the backyardpicked.拉姆爹默默地移开了自己的视线,然后乖乖的去切拉姆妈从后院摘回来的青菜以及蘑菇了。
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--„Inyour family, probablyyourmotheris quite fierce?”ElisebellandRamas well asRemliein the windowtogether, watchesoutsidesound, shecannot help butlow voicesaying.
“在你们家,好像是你老妈比较厉害?”爱茜蓓尔和拉姆以及雷姆一起趴在窗口,看着外面的动静,她不由得小声的说道。„......”Ramdid not show a subtleexpression, said: „When the manufacturemeat, mother will enterthiscondition.”
“唔……”拉姆露出了一个微妙的表情,说道:“只有在制作肉食的时候,妈妈才会进入这个状态。”„Butis good.”Elisebellcould not bearseveral, thenhas transferred the body, saidtoRam and Rem: „Twolittle cutie, the timeearly, are we...... also playinga whilenow?”
“可还行。”爱茜蓓尔忍不住啧啧啧了几下,然后转过身子,对拉姆和雷姆说道:“两只小可爱,现在时间还早,我们……在玩一会儿?”„Roarroar!”Remselected the headhastily, said: „Words that Elder SisterElisebelldoes not play, wedo not dareto play!”
“吼呀吼呀!”雷姆连忙点了点脑袋,说道:“爱茜蓓尔姐姐不玩的话,我们都不敢玩!”„Issueis not big!”Elisebellhadtwoto arrive atlittle loli, after the monitorput away, by the wall, said: „Comes, after the plot of thiscabinfires off, almostquicklyenters the endingchapter.”
“问题不大!”爱茜蓓尔带着两只来到了小萝莉,把显示器放好了之后,靠在墙上,说道:“来来来,把这个船舱的剧情打完之后,差不多就快进入结尾篇章了。”„, Thisending?”Rema littleselects the losingappearance, after allinteresting had such thing, reached the last actfinallyquickly?
“诶诶,这就结尾了吗?”雷姆有点点失落的样子,毕竟这么有趣的东西,结果这么快就已经进入了尾声了吗?Actually, Resident Evil7isElisebellis few, made a connection withgame- at that time is mainly biochemistry7came out, upwardstumblesto love, is the Cfungus, blackpupilGoogleandall blackhasis playingthisgame, evendid not haveAAB that passescoollyalsoto playthisgameat that time, causing the Elisebell interest in increase, after taking advantage of opportunitystarts, in Chapter 1is frightenedtwolegsto tingle with numbness, thereforegets angryrevision, does not have the soulmade a connection with this game-, and was also all right the collection that neatmadeallcoins, attainedentirebestowed. Circular saw, unlimitedammunitionand otheritems.
其实吧,生化危机七是爱茜蓓尔为数不多的,打通了的游戏-主要是当时生化七出来的时候,往上又是绊爱、又是C菌,还有黑瞳谷歌和纯黑都有在玩这一款游戏,甚至于当时还没有凉透的AAB也玩过这一款游戏,导致爱茜蓓尔兴趣大增,顺势入手之后,在第一章被吓得两腿发麻,于是怒开修改器,没有灵魂的打通了这一款游戏-并且还没事做的收集齐了所有的硬币,拿到了全赠送的圆锯、无限弹药等道具。Good, shealsowantsto experience the plot, the person who after allyoumakeoneplayPUBGto be fleddádá dá the sound that have a scarenot to operaterevisionto playResident Evilsuddenly is really difficult.
好吧,她也只是想体验一下剧情而已,毕竟你让一个玩吃鸡都会被突然窜出来的哒哒哒的声音吓一跳的人不开修改器玩生化危机实在是太难了。„Felt relieved!”Elisebellrubbed the smallhead of Rem, said: „This is also onlyResident Evil7, we can also playResident Evil1, 2, 3, 4, 5and6alsoto have the Resident Evilinspiration1andinspiration2, lateralsohasAssassin's Creed......”
“放心好了!”爱茜蓓尔揉了揉雷姆的小脑袋,说道:“这还只是生化危机七,我们还可以玩生化危机一、二、三、四、五、六还有生化危机启示录一和启示录二,之后还有刺客信条……”Right, Elisebellignited the desire of playing the single planegame- is mainly the sidehastwolittle lolicloselybyher, plays the gamewithher!
没错,爱茜蓓尔燃起了玩单机游戏的欲望了-主要是身边有两只小萝莉正紧紧的挨着她,和她一起玩游戏!Was reasonable, twolittle lolienoughhas only madepersonhighto not goodbyoneself? Let alonethesetwolittle loliare also willingto play the gamewithyou, moreoverunusualinvestmentlooks atyouroperation, will also be frightened the post that tremblesonyou......
讲道理,光是有两只小萝莉挨着自己就已经足够让人high到不行了好吗?更何况这两只小萝莉还愿意和你一起玩游戏,而且还非常投入的看着你的操作,还会被吓得瑟瑟发抖的贴在你身上……‚Wait, I......’think ofhere, Elisebellstaressuddenly, thentightis staring atownindex finger, thought aloud: „Am Iprobably...... indeed the blondevampire?”
‘等等,我……’想到这里,爱茜蓓尔突然一愣,然后紧紧的盯着自己的食指,自言自语道:“我好像……的确是金发的吸血鬼?”Hiss!
嘶!Cando?
要做吗?Ok, the feelingis quite sore.
算了,感觉好疼。„So manygames!”Remstaredin a big wayowneye, thenexcitedgrabbed the Elisebellclotheswithboth hands, gentlyis swaying, said: „Elder sisterelder sister, playsa bit faster!”
“还有这么多游戏吗!”雷姆瞪大了自己的眼睛,然后兴奋的用双手抓着爱茜蓓尔的衣服,轻轻的摇晃着,说道:“姐姐姐姐,快点玩嘛!”„Okaygood, relax, proper!”Elisebellpatted the chest, said: „The elder sisterstaysaftertheseinterestinggamesfired offleft!”
“好好好,放心,妥妥的!”爱茜蓓尔拍了拍胸口,说道:“那姐姐就停留在这些有趣的游戏都打完了之后再离开好了!”„......”Is serving foodRam's Dadwith the complexlooklooks that owndaughter- isboth of youputsalsoto askher the devilnot to leave?
“……”端着菜走进来的拉姆爹用复杂的眼神看着自己的女儿-就是你们俩把鬼子放进来还让她不走的?
If notbecauseyouaremy daughter, Iwas killedearly!
如果不是因为你们是我女儿,我早被人打死了!„That, almostshouldeat meal.” Does Ram's Dadhelplesssaying, „firsteat mealplaysagain?”
“那个,差不多该吃饭了。”拉姆爹无奈的说道,“先吃饭再玩吧?”„, Served a meal!”Remexcitedis brandishingownsmallclawclaw, snort/humsay/way: „Todayhas the meatmeatto eat, big meatmeat!”
“哇,开饭了!”雷姆兴奋的挥舞着自己的小爪爪,哼着道:“今天有肉肉吃,大肉肉!”„Right, todayhas the meatmeatto eat.”Ram's Dadsquatted, complexioncomplexsaying: „Althoughis the meat that Miss Elisebellprovidesand that's the end.”
“没错,今天有肉肉吃哦。”拉姆爹蹲了下来,脸色复杂的说道:“虽然是爱茜蓓尔小姐提供的肉食就是了。”Hefeelsa littledisgraced, after allobviouslyis a host family, makes the guestprepare the food, thisdoes not mean that theydo entertaininconsiderately?
他自己觉得有点丢人,毕竟明明是主人家,却让客人来准备食材,这不是意味着他们招待不周吗?„Will Elder SisterElisebell, have the meatmeatto eattomorrow?”Remraised the head, a facelongs forlooks atElisebell.
“爱茜蓓尔姐姐,明天也有肉肉吃吗?”雷姆抬起头来,一脸渴望的看着爱茜蓓尔。„Thatmusthave!”Elisebellselectedselectedownhead, saying of smiling: „These dayshere, we not only can every dayplay the game, but can also every daygrasp the big meatmeatto eattoyou!”
“那必须有啊!”爱茜蓓尔点了点自己的头,笑眯眯的说道:“在这里的这几天,我们不仅能每天都玩游戏,还能每一天都给你们抓大肉肉吃哦!”„Oh! Long live!”SmallRemjumpedhappily, cheers: „Every dayhas the meatmeatto eat!”
“哇哦!万岁!”小雷姆开心的跳了起来,欢呼道:“每天都有肉肉吃啦!”„? Thiswas too troublesomeyou!”Ram's Dadsaidhastily: „Every dayprovides the meat is really......”
“诶诶?这样太麻烦你了!”拉姆爹连忙说道:“每天都提供肉食实在是……”„All right!”Elisebellbeckons with the hand, said: „Ido not provide the meatforyou! Looksin the cuteRam and Remshare!”
“没事儿!”爱茜蓓尔摆了摆手,说道:“我可不是为了你们才提供肉食的哦!是看在可爱的拉姆和雷姆的份上!”„Elder sisterelder sister, Remwas praised!”
“姐姐姐姐,雷姆被夸奖了!”„RemRem, the elder sisterwas praised!”
“雷姆雷姆,姐姐被夸奖了!”„This...... thisgood.”Ram's Dadnotverymanysaid that anything- thiswithworks asfather'smentalityto be the same, youmustsay that anything„giftgives toyou”, the opposite partywill certainly not want, butyoumustsay„thisisto the child”, when the father was a little not goodto reject.
“这……这好吧。”拉姆爹也不好不好多说什么-这就和很多当爹的心态是一样的,你要说什么“礼物送给你”,那对方肯定不会要,但是你要说“这是给孩子的”,那当父亲就有点不好拒绝了。............
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After finishing eating the dinner, Elisebellmoved the monitoropenlyto be admitted to the Ram and Remroom- after all was here a two-bedroom, Elisebellcannotbe admitted toRam's Dadandin the Ram's Momroom? Thatis awkward! Moreoverdisturbs the couplenightlifeto be kicked100horses.
吃完了晚餐之后,爱茜蓓尔搬着显示器堂而皇之的住进了拉姆和雷姆的房间之中-毕竟这里就是一个二居室,爱茜蓓尔总不能住进拉姆爹和拉姆妈的房间里吧?那多尴尬啊!而且打扰夫妻夜生活会被人一百匹马踢死的。„Firstcleans the teeth, thenwesitto the bedonplay a happiness!”ElisebellbringsRam and Remto clean the teethto take a bath, thenchangedPajamasRam ofElisebellcarefulpreparationwhatis the pinkjoined bodiesrabbitrabbitpajamas, butRemis the bluejoined bodiesrabbitrabbitpajamas!
“先去刷牙,然后我们坐到床上玩个痛快!”爱茜蓓尔带着拉姆和雷姆刷牙洗澡,然后换上了爱茜蓓尔精心准备的睡衣-拉姆的是粉色的连体兔兔睡衣,而雷姆则是蓝色的连体兔兔睡衣!In briefisverycute, cuteto the explosion, cutetoletting the personheart and lungsstops, cutetoletting the personshouted loudlyawsl.
总而言之就是非常可爱,可爱到爆炸,可爱到让人心肺停止,可爱到让人高呼awsl。Died the brothershit the Dukescreenonawsl.
死了的兄弟把公屏打在awsl上。„Good, started!”Elisebellplaces the bed the monitor, thenimproved the altitude of monitor, andRamRemis insufficientto lower the head after byoneself, howformallypossiblystarted the journey of immortal cultivation......! Is Ram and Remonlyfive years old? Five years old! Youmakefive -year-old childimmortal cultivation! Whatsecureiswhatheart!
“好,开始了!”爱茜蓓尔把显示器放在床位,然后提高了显示器的高度,让自己和拉姆雷姆不至于低着头之后,正式开始了修仙之旅……怎么可能呀!拉姆和雷姆才五岁哦?五岁!你们让五岁的孩子修仙!安的是什么心!Youwantto look, becausehas not sleptin the evening, thereforeis blurryduring the daytime, has a drowsy look, little loli who a facemoedull! It is not good, thatismy!
难道你们想看因为晚上没睡觉,所以白天迷迷糊糊,睡眼惺忪,一脸呆萌的小萝莉吗!不行,那是我一个人的!„Remember, the presentisin the evening, cannotscream!” After ElisebellexhortedRam and Rem, opened the game of suspension.
“记住,现在是晚上,不许尖叫哦!”爱茜蓓尔嘱咐了一句拉姆和雷姆之后,打开了暂停的游戏。game , start!
game,start!............
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…………About 10 : 00 pm, Elisebelllies downin the outermost of bed, Remrestsin the middle, butRamrestsin the innermost side.
晚上 10 点左右,爱茜蓓尔躺在床的最外侧,雷姆睡在中间,而拉姆睡在最内侧。„Wū wū, cannot fall asleep.”Remopened the eye, puts in great inconvenience tosayinganxiously: „Good to know the followingdevelopment!”
“呜呜呜,睡不着。”雷姆睁开了眼睛,委屈巴巴的说道:“好想知道后面的发展!”„Ha, thatmustrestearlier! When a sleep/feltrestedtotomorrow, canthenread the followingplotnot?”During the night, Elisebellshowed a notgoodsmile, said: „Naturally, if is really being able to fall asleep...... the elder sistertells a storytoyou?”
“哈哈哈,那就更要早点睡了!等一觉睡到明天了,就可以接着看下面的剧情了不是吗?”在黑夜之中,爱茜蓓尔露出了一个无良的笑容,说道:“当然,如果实在是睡不着的话……姐姐给你讲个故事吧?”„Meowmeowmeow!”Remstaredin a big wayowneye, said: „Is Elder SisterElisebell, whatstory?”
“喵喵喵!”雷姆瞪大了自己的眼睛,说道:“爱茜蓓尔姐姐,是什么故事?”„Isthis~”Elisebellclears throat, said: „Formerlyhad a mountain, on the mountainhad a temple, in the templehad a lesser monk, the lesser monkmustchant scriptureevery day, todayhediscussed,formerlyhad a mountain, on the mountainhad a temple......”
“是这样的~”爱茜蓓尔清了清喉咙,说道:“从前有座山,山上有座庙,庙里有个小和尚,小和尚每天都要念经,今天他念道,从前有座山,山上有座庙……”„???”
“???”
After listening toa while, Remdiscovered the issue.
听了一会儿之后,雷姆发现了问题了。„Elder sister, whyfelt that thisstory...... itscontent is the same?”
“姐姐,为什么感觉这个故事……它内容都是一样的?”„Aiya, was discovered?”
“哎呀,被发现了?”„!”Remblew upownmouth, panting in indignationlooks atElisebell, said: „Elder sisterwas too bad!”
“!”雷姆鼓起了自己的嘴巴,气呼呼的看着爱茜蓓尔,说道:“姐姐太坏了!”„Oh, is notbecauseRem was really cute?”Elisebellhas turned around, the sidelieson the bed, thengentlytouches the head of Remwith the right hand, said.
“啊哈哈哈,还不是因为雷姆实在是太可爱了?”爱茜蓓尔转过身,侧躺在床上,然后轻轻的用右手摸了摸雷姆的脑袋,说道。„Remis not cute.”Remshrivelledmouth, said: „The elder sisterwantsoutstandingmanycompared withRemobviously.”
“雷姆一点也不可爱。”雷姆瘪了瘪嘴,说道:“明明姐姐比雷姆要优秀的多。”
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