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Elisebell and Ram and Rem are turning away from the entrance, looks at a front square shape, has the crystal block of strange image . Moreover the Ram and Rem also nervous post in the Elisebell person, grabs the clothes of opposite party. 爱茜蓓尔拉姆和雷姆正背对着大门口,看着面前的一个方形的,有着奇怪图像的水晶块,而且拉姆和雷姆还紧张兮兮的贴在爱茜蓓尔的人身上,抓着对方的衣服。 You......” Ram's Dad just prepared to ask that you are doing, finally you two character just said that Ram and Rem shakes, exuded „” the squeal on the whole body. “你们……”拉姆爹刚准备问你们在干什么,结果你们两个字才刚刚说出口,拉姆和雷姆就浑身一抖,发出了“啊啊啊啊”的尖叫声。 Really is, this mister, the ghost will frighten the ghost to frighten the devil?” The suspension that Elisebell does not know whether to laugh or cry the game, then looks at small face pallid two little loli, said: Aiya, is all right, this is story one thing, not real.” “真是的,这位先生,鬼吓鬼可是会吓死鬼的哦?”爱茜蓓尔哭笑不得的暂停了游戏,然后看着身边小脸煞白的两只小萝莉,说道:“哎呀,没事的啦,这个是故事一样的东西,不是真的啦。” Rem...... Rem knows......” Rem, although expressed obstinate argumentative oneself did not fear, but her tearful eyes tearful expression is simply unpersuasive, even also moe very much. 雷姆……雷姆知道……”雷姆虽然嘴硬的表示自己根本不怕,但是她那泪眼汪汪的表情简直是毫无说服力,甚至还很萌。 On......, even if really has such monster, Ram...... Ram......” Ram wants to say oneself will protect the younger sister, but she recalls these black fungus beasts that in the game is presenting, immediately had a resistance from the heart- cannot be victorious, really disgusting. “就……就算真的有这样的怪物,拉姆……拉姆……”拉姆本来想说自己会保护妹妹的,但是她回忆着游戏里面出现的那些黑色的菌兽,顿时产生了一种发自内心的抵制-不是打不过,是真的恶心。 Was reasonable, super matches the demi-human third step even...... not, even super matched demi-human blue Sun Wukong and Vegeta, isn't willing to fight with the excrement person personal? 讲道理,就算是超级赛亚人第三阶……不,就算是超级赛亚人蓝的孙悟空和贝吉塔,也不愿意和屎人贴身战斗吧? Hitting is not victorious is a matter, is disgusting is another thing. 打不打得过是一回事,恶不恶心又是一回事。 Haha, being all right of being all right, really not this monster.” Elisebell laughs rubbed the heads of two little loli, said: Come, eats two candy canes to help get over a shock.” “哈哈,没事的没事的,真的没有这种怪物。”爱茜蓓尔笑哈哈的揉了揉两只小萝莉的脑袋,说道:“来,吃两个棒棒糖压压惊。” The Elisebell right hand turns, two Alpenliebe primary taste candy canes appeared in her hand, she has not given two little loli directly, but first helped them pull the sack, then gave two people. 爱茜蓓尔右手一翻,两根阿尔卑斯的原味棒棒糖出现在了她的手中,她并没有直接递给两个小萝莉,而是先帮她们把包装袋扯下来,然后才递给了两个人。 This is anything!” The candy cane just the entrance, Rem stared in a big way own eyes, said: Quite sweet!” “这是什么!”棒棒糖才刚刚入口,雷姆就瞪大了自己的双眼,说道:“好甜!” Delicious?” Elisebell pushed the crowded eye, said: Is the sweets, cannot eat, meets the dental cavity.” “好吃吧?”爱茜蓓尔挤了挤眼睛,说道:“不过是甜食,不能多吃,会蛀牙的。” What is dental cavity?” “蛀牙是什么?” Is......” Elisebell thinks, said: One flock of not visible small insects will live in your tooth, then pokes your gum with the knife.” “就是……”爱茜蓓尔想了想,说道:“就是有一群看不见的小虫子会在你的牙齿里面住下来,然后不停的拿小刀戳你的牙龈。” „!” Rem frightened to take from the mouth the candy cane hastily, then a face did not abandon looks at the candy cane, said: That Rem does not eat.” “啊!”雷姆吓得连忙把棒棒糖从嘴巴里拿了出来,然后一脸不舍的看着棒棒糖,说道:“那雷姆不吃了。” Rem, Elder Sister Elisebell said that was eats met the dental cavity.” Compares Rem, Ram is obviously more intelligent, „, therefore few eating have not related.” 雷姆,爱茜蓓尔姐姐都说了,是吃多了才会蛀牙。”相较于雷姆而言,拉姆显然聪明一些,“所以少量的吃是没关系的。” Right!” Elisebell selected the head , to continue saying: Moreover more importantly must clean the teeth sooner or later! Also before is the morning gets up and evening sleeps, must clean the teeth.” “没错!”爱茜蓓尔点了点脑袋,继续说道:“而且重要的是早晚都要刷牙!也就是早上起来和晚上睡觉之前,都要刷牙。” What is cleaning the teeth?” Rem and Ram are mystified Elisebell. “刷牙是什么?”雷姆拉姆都是一脸迷惑的爱茜蓓尔 You looked, this was the toothbrush......” Elisebell takes one to have the present toothbrush from the backpack permanently, then also took toothpaste, said: This is the toothpaste! In the toothpaste, has the material of clean mouth, pushes it on the toothbrush, then cleans the teeth, can in residual the sweets the mouth brush cleanly, the insect will not come!” “你看,这是牙刷……”爱茜蓓尔从背包里拿出来了一根永久具现化的牙刷,然后又拿出来了一管牙膏,说道:“这是牙膏!牙膏里面呢,有清洁口腔的物质,把它挤在牙刷上,然后刷牙,就可以把口腔里残留的甜食都刷干净,虫子就不会来了!” Toothbrush and toothpaste are quite fierce!” Rem stared in a big way own eye, exuded the admiring sigh sound, unexpectedly can defeat the insect that these could not see!” “牙刷和牙膏好厉害!”雷姆瞪大了自己的眼睛,发出了钦佩的感叹声,“居然能打败那些看不到的虫子!” Actually Elisebell explanation the words of that big skewer, Rem had not understood a moment ago too, however final cleans the teeth with the toothpaste and toothbrush, the insect will not come, she understood. 其实刚才爱茜蓓尔解释的那一大串的话,雷姆并没有听懂太多,但是最后的用牙膏和牙刷刷牙,虫子就不会来了,她还是明白了。 Right, the toothbrush and toothpaste are ultra.” Elisebell smiles looks at Ram and Rem, said: Happen to here has much toothpastes and toothbrushes, gives you a point.” “没错,牙刷和牙膏超厉害。”爱茜蓓尔笑眯眯的看着拉姆和雷姆,说道:“正好我这里有多的牙膏和牙刷,给你们一点吧。” Saying, put in the hand the backpack, then with blue powder two child toothbrushes, as well as several boxes of toothpastes- this type has no mysterious thing, by Elisebell present magic power proposal spirit words, even if the permanent nature has present, the consumption is not anything. 说着,蕾德把手伸进了背包里,然后拿出来了一蓝一粉两根儿童牙刷,以及几盒牙膏-这种没有任何神秘度可言的东西,以爱茜蓓尔现在的魔力来言灵的话,哪怕是永久性质的具现化,消耗都不算什么。 Elder sister elder sister, this color is like Rem!” Looks the toothbrush that Elisebell hands over, Rem showed the happy and pleasantly surprised expression, regarding the child, is the goods of use is only same as the color that oneself like, enough made people think happily. “姐姐姐姐,这个颜色和雷姆是一样的!”看着爱茜蓓尔递过来的牙刷,雷姆露出了开心而又惊喜的表情,对于小孩子而言,光是使用的物品和自己喜欢的颜色一样,就足够让人觉得开心了。 Rem Rem, this color is also like the elder sister!” Ram also showed the happy expression, after all she is also only a child. 雷姆雷姆,这个颜色也和姐姐一样的!”拉姆也露出了开心的表情,毕竟她也还只是个小孩子。 Ram, Rem.” At this time, Ram's Dad revealed sour odor of faint trace, you and Miss Elisebell were together was very happy?” 拉姆,雷姆。”这时,拉姆爹露出了一丝丝的酸味,“你们和爱茜蓓尔小姐相处的很愉快呀?” „, The father, Elder Sister Elisebell the person may be good!” Rem is shown a sweet smile by Elisebell bought, said: She ate many super delicious things to Rem!” “诶嘿嘿,爸爸,爱茜蓓尔姐姐人可好了!”已经被爱茜蓓尔收买了的雷姆露出了一个甜甜的笑容,说道:“她给雷姆吃了好多超级好吃的东西!” Right?” Ram's Dad blinks, saying of worry: But can have the dinner immediately? Can Rem also eat up the dinner?” “是吗?”拉姆爹眨了眨眼睛,担心的说道:“但是马上就要吃晚饭了哦?雷姆还吃得下晚饭吗?” „......” Rem a little touched own belly at a loss, said: Rem probably......? Doesn't the Rem belly rise?” “啊……”雷姆有点茫然的摸了摸自己的肚子,说道:“雷姆好像……咦?雷姆肚子不涨诶?” Ha, relax.” Elisebell smiled, she is beckoning with the hand saying: snack that I take is specially-made, it after was eaten, will collapse automatically, becomes magic power of most foundation to dissipate, not only will not feel that having mind filled with feeling, but also because of not eating the thing gained weight ~ “哈哈哈,放心吧。”爱茜蓓尔笑了出来,她摆着手说道:“我拿出来的零食都是特制的,它在被人吃进去之后呢,就会自动崩坏,成为最基础的魔力逸散掉,不仅不会感觉到满腹感,而且还不会因为吃多了东西而长胖哦~” Does this type of thing really exist? Ram's Dad expressed few that own book read, don't deceive me? 这种东西真的存在吗?拉姆爹表示自己书读的少,你别骗我哦? If the lie detector appeared in the Ram's Dad front at this time, then Ram's Dad conducts the polygraph with this too lie detector to Elisebell, the answer estimate of resulting in is also...... 如果这个时候有一台测谎仪出现在拉姆爹的面前,然后拉姆爹用这太测谎仪对爱茜蓓尔进行测谎的话,得出来的答案估计也是…… What she said is right. 她说的是对的。 Right, Elisebell said also really real! 对啊,爱茜蓓尔说的还真的就是真的啊! Specially-made: Makes spirit with the word 特制的:用言灵制造出来的 After eating, will collapse automatically: snack finished eating later Elisebell not to need magic power to continue to maintain it, naturally collapsed 吃下去之后会自动崩坏:零食吃完之后爱茜蓓尔就不用魔力继续维持它了,自然就崩坏了 Becoming magic power of most foundation to dissipate: Originally is condensed by magic power, after collapsing, naturally also turned into magic power 成为最基础的魔力逸散掉:本来就是由魔力凝聚的,崩坏掉之后自然也变成了魔力 Will not gain weight, will not have mind filled with: Isn't this idle talk? Dissipates the energy and having mind filled with feeling of where coming? 不会长胖,也不会满腹:这不是废话吗?都消散了哪儿来的能量和满腹感? Therefore, Elisebell can pat own private airport to indicate, my Elisebell, has not opened hangs! Has not lied! 所以说咯,爱茜蓓尔可以拍着自己的私人机场表示,我爱茜蓓尔,没有开挂!啊呸,是没有说谎! „Did that...... that under serve a meal?” Why does not know, looks greasily with Elisebell in the together daughter, Ram's Dad felt suddenly oneself are the guest in home, is the bystander, immediately a whole body not comfortable feeling. “那……那等下开饭?”不知道为什么,看着正和爱茜蓓尔腻在一起的女儿,拉姆爹突然感觉自己才是这个家里的客人,是外人,顿时有一种浑身不自在的感觉。 That troubled you.” Elisebell smiles toward the opposite party- is very embarrassed, Elisebell will not really prepare food! Beforehand time, has the professional to be responsible for his three meals a day, but after here, in the family/home is responsible for preparing food from the beginning is Ricardo, afterward was the responsible maid, Elisebell does not need to begin specially as before. “那就麻烦你了。”爱茜蓓尔朝着对方笑了笑-很不好意思的,爱茜蓓尔是真的不会做饭!以前的时候,是有专业人士负责他的一日三餐,而到了这边之后,家里负责做饭的一开始是里卡多,后来就是专门负责的女仆,爱茜蓓尔依旧不需要动手。 In other words, no matter before or now, Elisebell is one to cook completely strange person- naturally, if the instant noodles also calculate that cook, Elisebell...... good, her instant noodles were also the same, simply did not have other novel lead that types the instant noodles to soak the human world delicacy the ability. 也就是说,不管是以前还是现在,爱茜蓓尔都是一个对厨艺完全陌生的人-当然,如果说泡面也算厨艺的话,爱茜蓓尔……好吧,她泡面也就一般般,根本没有其他小说主角那种可以把泡面泡出人间美味的能力。 „It is not troublesome, is not troublesome, after all you are a guest.” Ram's Dad smiles, then turns around to prepare to make the dinner. “不麻烦,不麻烦,毕竟你是客人。”拉姆爹笑了笑,然后转过身去准备去做晚饭。 „, Right.” Elisebell thought of anything, cannot help but says: I asked that what were your food generally?” “啊,对了。”爱茜蓓尔想到了什么,不由得开口说道:“我问一下,你们的食材一般是什么?” Mushroom that in forest picks, or is the vegetable/dish that plant.” Ram's Dad very honest saying, occasionally can catch several rabbits, but the large-scale wild animal...... my not wife is good at fighting.” “森林里采的蘑菇,或者是自家种的菜。”拉姆爹很老实的说道,“偶尔能抓几只兔子,但是大型野兽……我不太太擅长战斗来着。” Subtext is he does not have that ability capture large-scale wild animal. 潜台词就是他没那个能力捕捉大型野兽。 That just right, as in your family's reward, the meat is provided by me in this period of time.” Elisebell is saying, stands up, then put in NS the hand of Ram, said: „The words that wants to play you can first play a while, I concentrate on work at selected units to eat comes.” “那正好,作为住在你们家的报酬,这段时间内你们的肉食就由我来提供吧。”爱茜蓓尔说着,站起身来,然后把NS放到了拉姆的手里,说道:“想玩的话你们可以先玩一会儿,我去抓点吃的来。” Does not use.” Ram placed on NS the table hastily, then nervous shaking the head, said: Waits for you to come back to play again!” “不用了。”拉姆连忙把NS放在了桌子上,然后紧张兮兮的摇了摇头,说道:“还是等你回来再玩吧!” Ram expressed oneself may not have the courage to play that terrifying to play- was reasonable, was only these pitch-dark, the disgusting Para's fungus beast made her be afraid!! 拉姆表示自己可没有胆子玩那个恐怖游戏-讲道理,光是那些黑漆漆的,恶心巴拉的菌兽就让她不寒而栗!! Good, that finished eating the dinner, we continue again.” Elisebell smiles, said: You first place in the screen and main body the corner, the table must bring to eat meal a while.” “好吧,那等吃完晚饭,我们再继续。”爱茜蓓尔嘿嘿一笑,说道:“你们先把屏幕和本体放在角落里去吧,桌子等会儿要拿来吃饭的。” Good!” Ram selected the head, stands up hastily, moved to the monitor with Rem the corner together, then also placed under of monitor NS cautiously- later two people look like staring at the puppy of dog grain, honest looks at front monitor. “好的!”拉姆点了点脑袋,连忙站起身来,和雷姆一起把显示器搬到了角落里,然后还把NS小心翼翼的放在了显示器的下方-之后两人就像是盯着狗粮的小狗一样,老老实实的看着面前的显示器。 Does not use that anxiously.” Elisebell patted the heads of two little loli, said: Helps your parents clean vegetables quickly!” “不用那么紧张的。”爱茜蓓尔拍了拍两只小萝莉的脑袋,说道:“快去帮你们老爸老妈洗菜!” Yes!” X2 “是!”X2 Such obedient...... Ram's Dad sour mumbling before me. ‘在我面前都没这么听话过……’拉姆爹酸溜溜的嘟囔道。 - -- - -- After 15 minutes, when Elisebell conducts the shoulder a big black bear walks, the chin of Ram's Dad quickly falls to the place comes up. 十五分钟之后,当爱茜蓓尔扛着一头大黑熊走回来的时候,拉姆爹的下巴都快掉到地上去了。 „, Elder Sister Elisebell is quite fierce!” Rem racket, said: Rem has not seen such big black bear!” “哇,爱茜蓓尔姐姐好厉害!”雷姆一个劲的拍着手,说道:“雷姆从来没见过这么大的黑熊!” This was not bear king......” Ram's Dad gathers the front of black bear to size up a shown the whites of the eyes bear, unbelievable saying: Village heads do not dare to start to it!” “这不是熊王吗……”拉姆爹凑到了黑熊的面前打量了一下已经翻白眼的熊瞎子,难以置信的说道:“村长都不敢对它下手!” You let alone, more said that more appears your village low.” A Elisebell face speechless threw the ground the big black bear- this black bear, so long as made the Iron Fang member make a move, ten people can cope jointly probably. “你别说了,越说越显得你们这个村子low。”爱茜蓓尔一脸无语的把大黑熊扔到了地上-这只黑熊,只要让铁之牙的成员出手,十个人联手大概就能对付了。 This is also only the ordinary personnel, if Ricardo such elite goes into action, it is estimated that two to three can cope with this bear- finally? You are the ghost clans! But high-grade demi-human! Why will reduce to present this level!! 这还只是普通人员,如果是里卡多这样的精英出马的话,估计两到三个就可以对付这个熊瞎子了-结果呢?你们可是鬼族啊!可是高等级的亚人啊!为什么会沦落到现在这个水平啊!! Really disgraced.” Elisebell looks at processing that Ram's Dad is sweating profusely bear meat/flesh, cannot bear numerous sighing, said: This, how you told me to process, I processed, your sheared and cuts, quite a while broken guards, you were not tired I to look are tired.” “真的丢人。”爱茜蓓尔看着拉姆爹满头大汗的处理着熊肉,忍不住重重的叹了一口气,说道:“这样吧,你告诉我怎么处理,我来处理好了,你这又割又砍的,半天都不破防,你不累我看着都觉得累。” That...... that troubled you.” Ram's Dad whole face ashamed let side, said: Too has not fought for a long time, this aspect is not completely good.” “那……那就麻烦你了。”拉姆爹满脸羞愧的让到了旁边,说道:“太长时间没有战斗过了,这方面已经完全不行了。”
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