Chapter 134, listens to a Hua Ming lecture of cold joke! 第134章、听花明讲冷笑话！ Overnight, Tang Zhong became campus man of the hour, no. Is Hua Ming. 一夜之间,唐重成了校园的风云人物哦,不。是花明。 The student who Tang Zhong recognizes, naturally knows that is replaced Hua Ming to sing on the stage by him. But, came to watch in the middle of the program people that night, having more than 200 people are Psychology Department. 那些把唐重认出来的学生,自然知道是由他来代替花明上台唱歌。可是,当天晚上前来观看节目的群众当中,只有两百多人是心理学院的。 In other words, most student or/is still treated as ‚Hua Ming’ Tang Zhong. 也就是说,大部份学生还是把唐重当做了‘花明’。 The welcoming a newcomer party is the school most popular large-scale activity, school main leadership as well as various institutes are Director Department Head appear in the onstage take a seat beside, the student who comes to watch was about ten thousand people. 迎新晚会是学校最受欢迎的大型活动,学校主要领导以及各院系院长主任出现在前台就座之外,前来观看的学生达到了近万人次。 Any alone/one person does not have the means to forget that. No, two. 任何一个人都没办法忘记那一幕。不,两幕。 Has one to call the Qiu Yihan little miss, she stands in thin that on the stage cries crash-bang the apology, she sang «Crystal» for the one male student, she waited for his mounting the stage, but is not willing to get down 有一个叫秋意寒的小姑娘,她站在台上哭的稀里哗啦的道歉,她为一个男生唱《水晶》,她等待他的上台而不迟迟不愿意下去 „He does not come up.” “他不上来。” Did a plaintiveness, how many audience annoy to cry? 一声哀怨,惹哭了多少现场观众？ This is one of entire party **. 这是整场晚会的第一个**。 Then, when one called ‚Hua Ming’ the male student mounted the stage to sing «Me from Northern One Wolf», the little girl who this is not willing to give up mounted the stage again. Because runs sharply is too too quick, gave to fling to fly high-heeled shoes on foot 然后,当一个叫‘花明’的男生上台唱《我是来自北方的一匹狼》的时候,这个不肯放弃的小女孩儿再次登台。因为跑得太急太快,把脚上的高跟鞋子都给甩飞了出去 This time, makes the teachers and students in entire bright assembly hall applaud for it again crazily. 这一次,再次让整个明礼堂的师生为其疯狂鼓掌。 This is second of entire party **. 这是整场晚会的第二个**。 Entire party also only then these two **. 整场晚会也只有这两个**。 Did not say that others' singing sound is not very interesting to listen, did not say that others' crosstalk sketch is not very splendid, did not say that these wear vest hot-pants dance the street dance the girl insufficient sex appeal to be explosive, but is, other ** with two that Qiu Yihan brings ** compares is not **. 不是说别人的歌声不够动听,不是说别人的相声小品不够精彩,也不是说那些穿着背心热裤跳街舞的女孩子不够性感劲爆而是,其它的**和秋意寒带来的两个**相比都不是**。 What Qiu Yihan takes to everyone is infiltrates in moved and affected to bone, but other program can only can be called is delightful good-looking happy, not in the one scale. 秋意寒带给大家的是浸润到骨子里的伤感和感动,而其它的节目只能称得上是悦耳悦目悦心,不在同一个档次上。 After welcoming a newcomer party, Tang Zhong and Hua Ming life had the tremendous changes. 迎新晚会过后,唐重和花明的生活都发生了翻天覆地的变化。 Hua Ming eats is not knowing that is peanut kernel that who buys while drinks is not knowing the beer that who is filial piety, the mouth annoys the river higher than its banks spoke oneself to them in the positive/direct role and great role that in this imposing campus event played. 花明一边吃着不知道是谁买来的花生豆一边喝着不知道谁孝敬来的啤酒,正口惹悬河的给他们讲自己在这场轰轰烈烈的校园事件中所扮演的正面角色和伟大作用。 „Do you know? In the class registered me is, is in gives to register the school me, because my art or technique of singing first-class, the school also elected me, but, why was the final result our Second Brother mounts the stage? If I did not say, you want to break head not possible to think.” “你们都知道吧？原本是班里把我报到系里,系里把我给报到学校,因为我的唱功一流,学校也把我选上了可是,最终的结果为什么是我们老二上台去了？我要是不说,你们就是想破脑袋也不可能想到。” If truly, Hua Ming did not say, no one can think he is because will eat not new seafood having diarrhea to cause not to have the means to mount the stage such scandal he to say? 确实,花明要是不说,没有人能够想到他是因为吃了不新鲜的海鲜拉肚子导致没办法上台这样的丑闻他会说出去吗？ Therefore, people the fire of Eight Trigrams (gossip) on flaming combustion. 于是,群众的八卦之火就熊熊的燃烧起来。 „Right right. I also find it strange. Should be obviously you mounts the stage, how is Tang Zhong to mount the stage finally?” “对啊对啊。我也觉得奇怪。明明应该是你上台的,怎么最后是唐重上台？” „Hua Ming, says to us quickly. What story did inside have? How Tang Zhong and that do Qiu Yihan start?” “花明,快给我们讲讲。里面发生了什么故事？唐重和那个秋意寒是怎么开始的？” „How long did they know? How not to have heard. It is said Qiu Yihan is new student / new life School Flower of international trade department tonight , should the popularity pursue Su Shan? Said Su Shan pretty, but we have not seen. Qiu Yihan I was have seen, although she on stage I under stage, to too looked was not very clear. But depending on the ninth feeling of man, I know that she certainly is big beautiful woman” “他们认识多久了？怎么从来都没听说过啊。据说秋意寒是国贸系的新生校花今天晚上过后,人气应该直追苏山了吧？都说苏山漂亮,可咱们都没见过。秋意寒我是见过了虽然她在台上我在台下,离的太远看的不是很清楚。可是凭男人的第九感,我知道她一定是个大美女” Hua Ming extended to touch the hand of peanut kernel to fail, took a look at a spatial bag, said: „Ok. Today does not say. A mouth thing has not chewed close to, speaks does not have the taste. Tomorrow will say will again say tomorrow again. Everyone returns. Goes back to sleep.” 花明伸过去摸花生豆的手落空,瞅了一眼空袋子,说道:“算了。今天就不讲了。嘴里没个东西嚼巴着,说起话来都没味儿。明天再讲明天再讲。大家都回吧。回去睡觉。” Therefore, the beast that crowd was cancelled the desire immortal that wants by him to offer valuable advice. 于是,那群被他勾的欲仙欲死的禽兽就纷纷献宝。 „Hua Ming, my bedroom also has two packages of melon seeds. You wait a while. I go to bring to you.” “花明,我寝室还有两包瓜子。你等一会儿。我去给你拿来。” „My bedroom also has one package of pistachio nuts probably. If you do not shut out, first copes is eating two” “我寝室好像还有一包开心果。如果你不嫌弃,就先对付着吃两口” „Hē the beer to match to wait with spicy chicken feet that certainly. I go to buy for you now. Can come two spiced eggs again?” “喝啤酒配辣鸡爪那才是绝配等着。我现在就去给你买。要不要再来俩卤蛋？” „Buys a beer again.” Hua Ming is shouting to their backs. “再买点儿啤酒。”花明对着他们的背影喊道。 When on the table piled up with all kinds of snacks, when Hua Ming mouth inside has had the thing of chewing, he then continued the story: „Must say this matter, but must from our new student / new life report time since starts to say. I arrive at first day of school, met a Qiu Yihan Tang Zhong long face loser type, you think that he can know this rank beautiful woman?” 等到桌子上堆满了各种各样的小吃,花明的嘴巴里面一直有嚼的东西时,他这才重新续起了故事:“要说这事儿啊,还得从我们新生报道的时候开始讲起。我到学校的第一天,就遇到了秋意寒唐重长的一脸**丝样,你们以为他能够认识这种级别的美女？” „I remember that is one sunny afternoon, I held rabbit Little Clever to go to the supermarket to go shopping right, who helped me feed a water rabbit Little Clever, do not give to be thirsty it. Speaking of which? Right, I hold rabbit Little Clever to go to the supermarket, walks, there are innumerable little miss big daughter-in-law / wife to look toward me. To be honest, such situation I have become accustomed.” “我记得,那是一个阳光明媚的下午,我抱着兔子小乖去超市买东西对了,谁帮我把兔子小乖喂点儿水,可别把它给渴着了。说到哪儿了？对,我抱着兔子小乖去超市,一路走来,有无数的小姑娘大媳妇朝我看过来。说实话,这样的场合我早就习以为常了。” „Can make me pat your rabbit? Right. Probably is these words. She to me is not the important personage, I have not cared. This is Qiu Yihan to the first few words that I spoke. I turn head, saw that one beautiful woman stands behind my buttocks. beautiful woman? The flower master my whole life most does not lack was beautiful woman. I cast aside her one eyes, did not say good. My rabbit Little Clever is shy of strangers.” “能让我摸摸你的兔子吗？对。好像就是这句话。她对我来说也不是什么重要人物,我也没在意。这是秋意寒对我说的第一句话。我一回头,就看到一个美女站在我屁股后面。美女？花爷我这辈子最不缺的就是美女了。我撇了她一眼,说道不行。我的兔子小乖认生。” "Wa" “哇” People laughs heartily, some people said that Hua Ming with the beauty not startled reality are the great Yingxiong / hero heroes, some people said that Hua Ming are the releasing in order to catch reality is the technique high ends, but also some people said Hua Ming are baseless and irrational concoctions one hundred percent is blowing flamboyant. 众人大笑,有人说花明遇美色不惊实是一等一的英雄豪杰,有人说花明是欲擒故纵实是手法高端,还有人说花明是胡编乱造百分百的在吹牛逼。 „Attention.” Hua Ming knocked the tables with the beer bottles. „Key came. At this time, our family Second Brother appeared. He walked, said Hua Ming, the little misses must look, you make others have a look, the rabbit will not be short of two root hair speeches time, but also in hits the meaningful glance to me secretly. I know, this boy feeling of love ripples.” “注意注意。”花明用啤酒瓶磕了磕桌子。“重点儿来了。这个时候,我们家老二出现了。他走了过来,说花明,人家小姑娘要看,你就让人家看看,兔子也不会少了两根毛说话的时候,还在偷偷对我打眼色。我就知道,这小子春情荡漾。” „My Young Master Wuque walk rivers and lakes, most regard as important is ‚loyalty’ two characters. The brothers have difficult, can I not add on? Therefore, I hand over on the rabbit our Second Brother, said that you first help me safeguard, I buy a thing in fact, Little Clever is their two matchmakers, this story is also very simple, is the love that the one rabbit initiates.” “我无缺公子行走江湖,最看重的就是‘义气’两字。兄弟有难,我能不帮上一把？于是,我就把兔子交到我们老二手上,说你先帮我看管着,我去买点儿东西其实说白了,小乖就是他们俩的媒婆,这个故事也很简单,就是一只兔子引发的爱情。” „Changed the subject changed the subject.” Some people said. „We want to know why is Tang Zhong mounts the stage rather than you?” “跑题了跑题了。”有人说道。“我们想知道为什么是唐重上台而不是你？” „Your pig head?” Hua Ming despises looked at that boy one eyes, cold said with a smile: „I said that my Young Master Wuque walk rivers and lakes said was ‚loyalty’ two characters. I know that their couples had a little contradiction, therefore I to Second Brother said that intentionally my belly pain, making him help me mount the stage to withstand/top one naturally, at the dress rehearsal, Qiu Yihan has looked for me, said that can make me help his one be busy at the following matter you knowing. If I mount the stage, has not run with the one campus ten big singers.” “你猪脑袋啊？”花明鄙视的看了那小子一眼,冷笑着说道:“我都说了,我无缺公子行走江湖讲的就是‘义气’两字。我知道他们这小俩口发生了一点儿矛盾,所以我就故意对老二说我的肚子痛,让他帮我上台去顶一顶当然,在彩排的时候,秋意寒就找过我,说能不能让我帮他一个忙后面的事情你们都知道了。如果要是我上台,拿一个校园十大歌手没跑。” Beckoning with the hand of Young Master Wuque disdains very much, a Grandmaster style that regards the reputation such as the smoke cloud, said: „But, I do not cherish that. Gives us Second Brother to look for one exquisitely dainty and ravishingly beautiful small daughter-in-law / wife not to compare many that ten big singer stronger?” 无缺公子很不屑的摆了摆手,一幅视名声如烟云的大师风范,说道:“不过,我也不稀罕那个。给我们老二找一个千娇百媚的小媳妇不比那个十大歌手要强的多？” “-------” “” When Tang Zhong returns to the bedroom, discovered that in the bedroom pushes is fully occupied, everyone is waiting for his to will certainly become the fellow of campus man of the hour to come back. 唐重回到寝室时,发现寝室里挤得人满为患,所有人都在等待着他这个必将成为校园风云人物的家伙回来。 But Hua Ming is sitting by the window, one group of people during his tight surrounding, are listening to saying that he is eloquent: „Actually to be honest, School Flower and Department Flower have no difference, Department Flower and class flower/spend have no difference at least in my eyes is this. Before I am always thinking conquered School Flower, but after conquering several, thought that was that a matter. Actually is also sense of achievement different that's all of man. Now, the little girl who I like looking for some family treasures plays slightly ambiguous, earnest being in love is natural, break up time is also earnest. This can realize the love the good and bad in life. The life, is one practices” 而花明正坐在窗户旁边,一群人把他紧紧的围拢中间,正听他口若悬河的说道:“其实说实话,校花和系花没什么区别,系花和班花也没什么区别至少在我眼里是这样的。以前我总想着征服校花,但是征服了几个之后,觉得不过是那么回事儿。其实也就是男人的成就感不同而已。现在,我就喜欢找一些小家碧玉的小女孩子玩玩小暧昧,认认真真的谈恋爱当然,分手的时候也要认认真真。这样才能体会到爱情的酸甜苦辣。人生,就是一场修行” Tang Zhong knocks on a door, said: „Is these words, we must do one bottle.” 唐重敲了敲门,说道:“为这句话,咱们就得干上一瓶。” Speech time, he proceeds to push from the crowd, grasps in the table one bottle of beer to with Hua Ming touch the bottle. 说话的时候,他从人群后面往前挤,抓起桌子上一瓶啤酒要和花明碰瓶。 „Tang Zhong came back.” “唐重回来了。” „Did Tang Zhong, send back small beautiful woman?” “唐重,把小美女送回去了？” „We also think that you do not come back tonight.” “我们还以为你今天晚上不回来呢。” Hua Ming hehe is smiling, grasps the beer bottle and Tang Zhong bumped bumping, said low voice: „Second Brother, I deceive a liquor to drink. Do not be angry.” 花明嘿嘿笑着,抓起啤酒瓶和唐重碰了碰,小声说道:“老二,我就骗点儿酒喝。你别生气。” „Is angry?” Tang Zhong embraces tightly his neck, said: „I must thank you. Come, does one bottle.” “生什么气？”唐重搂紧他的脖子,说道:“我还要感谢你呢。来,干一瓶。” Two brothers one bottle of beer doing, Hua Ming asked: „Then how came back quickly?” 两兄弟把一瓶啤酒给干了,花明问道:“怎么那么快就回来了？” „Finished up, didn't come back?” Tang Zhong said with a smile. “完事了,不就回来了？”唐重笑着说道。 One crowd of person laughs heartily, said that the Tang Zhong battle efficiency is not good, then unexpectedly finished up quickly. 一群人大笑,都说唐重的战斗力不行,竟然那么快就完事儿了。 Tang Zhong visits them to smile with a laugh, touches the wallet in pocket, said: „Tonight I sought such big limelight, must ask everyone to drink cup I not to know that my wallet inside has how much money. Who took to buy the liquor him in the past completely. We drink greatly.” 唐重笑呵呵的看着他们笑,把口袋里的钱包摸出来,说道:“今天晚上我出了这么大的风头,得请大家喝上一杯我不知道我钱包里面有多少钱。谁把他拿过去全部都买成酒。咱们大喝一场。” áo 嗷 One group of people yell to rush the amassing money package, one group of people rush to hold Tang Zhong to kiss and touch. 一群人叫喊着冲上去抢钱包,还有一群人冲上去抱着唐重又亲又摸。 Under the organization of Liang Tao, he led several guys to go to the supermarket to shoulder several cases of beer to come back. Then, some one calculate one, everyone one bottle opens drinks. 在梁涛的组织下,他带着几个大汉去超市扛了几箱啤酒回来。然后,有一个算一个,大家一人一瓶开喝。 Hē the beer, chatted, speaks the yellow piece. Sang loudly loudly, the chase kidded around, smiled swaying back and forth, which girl's chest for was big being red in the face that which girl's leg was longer to struggle, this was youngster life and elegant demeanor. 喝啤酒,侃大山,讲黄段子。放声高歌,追逐嬉闹,笑的打滚,为哪个女孩子的胸部大哪个女孩子的腿更长而争的面红耳赤,这才是年轻人的生活和风采。 Tang Zhong sits in the crowds, the liquor above, the heart was not drunk early. 唐重坐在人群中间,酒不上头,心早醉了。 When a Tang Zhong sleep/felt wakes up, time still early, PL pā the raindrop is whipping the glass, bedroom inside is jet black a piece, the one thin person's shadow sits in his bedhead. 唐重一觉醒来时,时间尚早,啪啦的雨点拍打着玻璃,寝室里面还漆黑一片,一个消瘦的人影坐在他的床头。 He has a scare, both hands routine exhibits the one defense stance, said: „Who?” 他吓了一跳,双手习惯性的摆开一个防卫架势,说道:“谁？” " Target = " blank " > www.ptwxz.com " target = " blank " > http://www.ptwxz.com " > "target="blank">www.ptwxz.com"target="blank">http://www.ptwxz.com">