EH :: Volume #16

#41: The General Cohen of children's fantasy big play

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In the reply video of alien, in that network the Aiyi serious reply their issues of insane biography, and expressed that both sides can contact, but the contact flow needs General Cohen the entire journey to be responsible, moreover the spaceship place also reached an agreement with General Cohen, in place. 在外星人的回信视频中,那个网络上疯传的爱衣一脸严肃的回答他们的问题,并表示双方可以接触,但接触流程需要柯恩上将全程负责,而且飞船降落地点也和柯恩上将商量好了,就在处。 This makes a speaker face compel ignorant, since he was elected as the speaker three years, does not know actually the name of which general is called Cohen. 这让议长一脸懵逼,他当选议长三年以来,硬是不知道哪个上将的名字叫做柯恩。 The person takes a look to the federal national defense institute, hopes that can obtain „General Cohen” from their the news. 现场的人瞅向联邦国防院,希望能从他们这得到“柯恩上将”的消息。 „...” The brain of national defense institute representative is somewhat chaos, „in fact in the army does not have the general of active duty named Cohen for the time being.” “呃...”国防院代表的脑子有些混沌,“事实上军队中暂且没有现役名为‘柯恩’的上将。” Saw that the people are still staring at him, represented and made up one: „Code number is Cohen does not have.” 见到众人还在盯着他,代表又补了一句:“代号是柯恩的也没有。” „Military officer of that retirement?” The speaker asked. “那退役的将领呢？”议长问道。 „Mr. Speaker, this need selects the time, since we are glancing through the federal founding of the nation 232 years of historical records.” Inquired on behalf of urging person hand/subordinate as soon as possible, but the short three minutes, then obtained the news. “议长先生,这需要点时间,我们正在翻阅联邦建国以来232年的历史记录。”代表催促手下的人尽快查询,不过短短三分钟,便得到消息。 „Mr. Speaker, very regrettable told you, in the army was truly famous for Cohen's military officer, but the highest rank was a major general, moreover he had passed away for 198 years, once enlivened in the war of national defense, the following was his material.” “议长先生,很遗憾的告诉你,军队中确实有名为柯恩的将领,但最高军衔是少将,而且他已经去世198年,曾活跃在卫国战争中,以下是他的资料。” The parliament throws the material in screen is quite obviously ancient, even can regard the cultural relic to treat, but, the alien is as we all know impossible to find such a person. 议会投屏中的资料显然已经极为古老,甚至可以当成文物来对待,但大家都知道,外星人不可能找这样一个人。 „Then Mr. Speaker,” under stage some people spoke: „Compared with wastes the time in this, how do we might as well directly ask the alien? In any case is...” “那么议长先生,”台下有人说话:“比起在这浪费时间,我们不如直接问下外星人如何?反正都是...” „It is not good! You have not disliked the federal the face to lose! First discovers the alien unexpectedly is not our ground-based observing site, but is the federal astronomy school! Even some people suspected that some civil society organizations first observe compared with us! I believe, regarding military improper inaction, can cut their next quarter military spending significantly.” “不行！你还没嫌联邦的脸面丢过是吧！第一个发现外星人的居然不是我们的地面观测站,而是联邦天文学院！甚至有人怀疑有些民间组织比我们更先观测到！我认为,对于军方这种不作为行为,可以大幅度削减他们下季度的军费支出。” When talked about the military expenses, in the parliament was also chaotic. 一谈到军费时,议会中又混乱起来。 „Sufficed!” The speaker stands up, „our most important things greet the extraterrestrial friend, rather than in this quarrel military expenses issue!” “够了够了！”议长站起身来,“我们首要的事情是迎接外星友人,而不是在这争吵军费问题！” „Mr. Speaker,” a quite young congressman spoke, „might some people pretend to be ‚General Cohen’, or casual arranged a reputation to oneself, everyone also had to guess that first contacted the alien possibly is the civil society organization, the alien already the place that labelled, why didn't we center on that place place to begin to investigate?” “议长先生,”一名较为年轻的议员发话,“是不是有可能有人冒充‘柯恩上将’,或者随便给自己编了个名头,大家也有猜测第一个联络外星人可能是民间组织,外星人已经标注的降落地点,我们为什么不围绕那处降落地点展开调查呢？” After a half hour . 半小时后。 Intelligence Department gate investigation „General Cohen” the material appears on the parliament, looks at the young fatty on picture, the people does not know whether to laugh or cry. 情报部门调查的“柯恩上将”的资料出现在议会上,看着照片上的小胖子,众人哭笑不得。 „Place that ok, the ladies, the gentlemen, the extraterrestrial friend and our General Cohen decided in the federation's 39 th elementary school, this was the video and opinion that our General Cohen online issued...” “好了,女士们,先生们,外星友人与我们的柯恩上将约定的降落地点在联邦第三十九小学,这是我们的柯恩上将在网上发布的视频以及言论...” When sees the elementary student of incarnation sprayer, in the parliament erupts the laughter, but is quick, some congressmen questioned that attack education community issue, the scene is chaotic. 当看到化身喷子的小学生,议会中爆发出久违的笑声,但很快,又有议员质疑抨击教育领域的问题,现场再次混乱起来。 ... 。。。 Regarding the students of federation's 39 th elementary school, they were very happy, because their unfathomable mystery put half a month vacation! 对于联邦第三十九小学的学生们来说,他们无比高兴,因为他们莫名其妙地放了半个月的假期！ Greets Cohen General school song Liz's the mood is quite subtle, looks at the appearance of present young fatty trying hard clothing military uniform, in the heart somewhat cannot help but funny. 来迎接柯恩上将的中校歌莉斯的心情极为微妙,看着眼前的小胖子努力穿戴军装的模样,心中不由得有些好笑。 When funny, about the upper-level resolution felt that a faint trace is discontented, such solemn occasion, makes age ten -year-old kids have full authority and responsibility unexpectedly, this appropriate? 好笑之余,也对上层的决断感到一丝丝不满,这么严肃的场合,居然让一个年龄不过十来岁的小屁孩全权负责,这合适吗？ After parents grandparent who remembers the young fatty sees the army blockade, reveals to shock the expression appearance, song Liz shows a faint smile, immediately felt presses the burden/shoulder pole on own shoulder to be great. 想起小胖子的爸妈爷爷奶奶看到军队封锁后露出震撼表情的模样,歌莉斯微微一笑,随即又感到压在自己肩膀上的担子巨重。 Young fatty „General Cohen” can act sloppily, but this Sir actually correctly guides General Cohen, prevents to happen accidentally/surprisingly. 小胖子“柯恩上将”可以胡来,但她这个大人却得正确引导柯恩上将,防止意外发生。 No matter how thinks, first contact with alien, gives an elementary student to have full authority and responsibility unexpectedly, even if this elementary student is first person who contacts the alien... this still conformed to the children's fantasy adventure big play! 不管怎么想,初次与外星人的接触,竟然交给一个小学生来全权负责,即便这个小学生是第一个联络外星人的人...这也太符合儿童奇幻冒险大剧了吧！ When the secret unseals, song Liz has been able to imagine has it to turn into the appearance of movie. 等到机密解封,歌莉斯已经能想象出它变成电影的样子。 The federation's 39 th elementary school. 联邦第三十九小学。 Song Liz opens the vehicle door of all-terrain vehicle, young fatty Cohen jumped all of a sudden, held the army cap, raised the waistband, the vision narrows the eyes is facing the distant place, is evidently decent. 歌莉斯拉开越野车的车门,小胖子柯恩一下子跳了出来,扶了扶军帽,提了提腰带,目光微眯着朝向远处,看样子像模像样。 „Let me tell you,” Cohen waves, is pointing at the front standard drill ground, „when the time comes makes Aiyi they descend here, student teacher Principal also in school anything, arrived here to welcome!” “我跟你说啊,”柯恩挥了挥手,指着前方的标准操场,“到时候就让爱衣他们降落在这里,把学校里的学生老师还有校长什么的,都来到这里欢迎！” „Senior official, this is not perhaps good.” Song Liz urged: „To assure the safety of teachers and students, they need to treat honestly in home.” “长官,这恐怕不行。”歌莉斯劝道:“为了保证师生们的安全,他们需要老实待在家中。” „That how line!” Cohen is discontented saying: „They do not come, how I also install X!” “那怎么行！”柯恩不满道:“他们不来,我还怎么装X！” „What?” “什么?” „It is not, I meant, they do not come, unable to manifest us attaching great importance to the extraterrestrial friend!” Cohen nods, affirmed to own response on site. Song Liz said with a smile: „Federal government by highest high-standard reception extraterrestrial friend.” “不是,我是说,他们不来,体现不出我们对外星友人的重视！”柯恩点点头,对自己的临场反应表示肯定。歌莉斯笑道:“联邦政府会以最高规格接待外星友人。” „That is not lively! Isn't good!” Cohen aims by the drill ground sand pit, „in this must plant the full cabbage!” “那也不热闹啊！不行不行不行！”柯恩指向操场旁边的沙坑,“这里面要种满包菜！” „Why?” “为什么?” „Because Miss Aiyi said that she likes the cabbage!” “因为爱衣小姐说她喜欢包菜！” „, This.” Song Liz takes down firmly, as only and extraterrestrial friend of federal communication ‚Aiyi’, her hobby needs as far as possible satisfiedly, song Liz planned that continues this small sand pit to plant the full cabbage, the nearby must have the package vegetable garden, had better be able wrap the federation's 39 th elementary school, from in the air looks at the words that but must be able to express the federal good intentions to be good. “哦,这点可以。”歌莉斯牢牢记下,作为唯一和联邦通讯的外星友人‘爱衣’,她的爱好需要尽量满足,歌莉斯打算不止这处小沙坑要种满包菜,附近也要有个包菜园,最好能把联邦第三十九小学包起来,从空中看的话,还要能表达出联邦的善意才行。 „also!” Cohen both hands fork waist, „the same day must invite various group of media, best the faction faction think of the young lady!” “还有！”柯恩双手叉腰,“当天要邀请各路媒体,最好有派派思小姐！” „This is not good!” The song Liz's facial skin pulled out pulling out, „we need to guarantee that the safety of extraterrestrial friend, person too many words, regulated the ability to drop on the same day many.” “这不行！”歌莉斯的脸皮抽了抽,“我们需要保证外星友人的安全,当日人太多的话,监管能力会下降很多。” „In any case I, no matter!” Cohen rascal said: „Miss Aiyi likes lively! Even your not organization, Miss Aiyi will still inform everyone!” “反正我不管！”柯恩无赖道:“爱衣小姐喜欢热闹！就算你们不组织,爱衣小姐也会通知大家！” Thinks that in Miss Aiyi who in the network rides roughshod, song Liz thought this possibility is very big... 一想到那位在网络上横行无忌的爱衣小姐,歌莉斯觉得这个可能性很大... ‚Oh, the sincerity is tired.’ ‘唉,真心累。’ „Finally, the color are many and varied, best also give to brush the classroom building colored, that thing is extremely monotonous!” Cohen raises head to look to song Liz, „, since the media can come, the teachers and students can also come? The also photography, must big and handsome that I photograph, has leader makings.” “最后,色彩要多种多样,最好把教学楼也给刷成彩色的,那东西太过单调！”柯恩仰头看向歌莉斯,“既然媒体都能来,那师生们也能来吧？还有摄影,一定要把我拍摄的高大、英俊,具有一点领袖气质。” Song Liz suppresses oneself to hit the fist at this bear child senior official head impulsion , did this call the arrangement? This is nothing? At the appointed time must transform slightly, submits again the prospectus. 歌莉斯强忍自己把拳头打在这个熊孩子长官头上的冲动,这就叫布置?这算什么?到时还得自己稍加改造,再将计划书提交上去。 „Un un.” Cohen is very satisfied such suggestion, „first this, I was temporarily tired, sends home me!” “嗯嗯。”柯恩很满意这样的建议,“暂时先这样,我累了,把我送回家去！” ...... ......
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