Federal astronomy school. 联邦天文学院。 „Chief, you look! That battleship has stopped near the federal space station, this time you should believe words that I spoke?” “院长,你看！那艘战舰一直停在联邦空间站附近,这次你该相信我说的话了吧？” Smith accompanies a hair beard gray old man, said excitedly: „This matter reported immediately!” 史密斯陪同一位头发胡子花白的老者,激动道:“这事得立即上报！” „No rush,” senior chief observes to say earnestly: „Perhaps that battleship is our people makes?” “别急,”老院长认真观察道:“也许那艘战舰是我们的人制造的呢？” „How possibly!” Smith denied: „Chief, this is not your time, everyone studied the submergence, some where people studied the spaceship and so on losing money goods. From discovering this battleship starts, the recording instrument has recorded, a moment ago space station second explosions time, since this battleship surface ascends a white light, that obviously is the energy protects the shield and so on energy weapon! When does our federation have such advanced technology?!” “怎么可能！”史密斯否认道:“院长,这可不是您那个时代,大家都去研究潜航了,哪有人研究宇宙飞船之类的赔钱货。从发现这艘战舰开始,记录仪就一直记录,刚才空间站二次爆炸的时候,这艘战舰表面升腾起一层白光,那明显是能量护盾之类的能量武器！我们联邦什么时候有这么先进的技术?！” „Has the record?” The senior chief reads hastily, the two radical explosions of space station have not damaged and battleship slightly, even the position has not moved. “有记录?”老院长连忙翻看,空间站的二次剧烈爆炸没有伤及战舰丝毫,甚至连位置都没有移动。 „Oh ~” senior chief sighed suddenly, „this matter was not anxious, even we can discover this battleship, the ground-based observing site already this/should discovery.” “唉~”老院长突然叹了口气,“这事也不急,连我们都能发现这艘战舰,地面观测站早就该发现了。” „That how line!” Smith refuted: „In the astronomy space industry, no one is more specialized than our federation astronomy school, perhaps we can depend upon this opportunity to enter a rise!” “那怎么行！”史密斯反驳道:“在天文航天领域,没人比我们联邦天文学院更加专业,也许我们能依靠这次机会进一次崛起！” The senior chief sees the Smith firm and resolute earnest look, in the heart vacillates unavoidably, his youthful days have passed through the frantic stage of federal to cosmic exploration, wanted to restore the past magnificence, this time rather were not a good opportunity. 老院长见到史密斯坚毅认真的眼神,心中不免动摇,他青年时期经历过联邦对宇宙探索的狂热阶段,想要恢复以往的辉煌,这次未免不是一个好机会。 He also believes, the future of human lies in the stars sea, rather than the deep sea submergence, is not the entertainment of leading a befuddled life as if drunk or dreaming is more supreme. 他也相信,人类的未来在于星辰大海,而不是深海潜航,更不是醉生梦死的娱乐至上。 Thinks this morning brushes „eats peach peach” the video, the senior chief whole body trembles, the future young people must be this, human eats the jujube pill! 一想到今早刷到的“吃个桃桃”的视频,老院长浑身一颤,未来的年轻人要都是这样,人类吃枣药丸！ Federal national defense institute. 联邦国防院。 „What?” An aquiline nose man of lieutenant general military rank could not bear look at a time, helpless said: „Teacher, cannot think that you will also play fool's day the joke, how to possibly have the battleship to crack-up our space stations.” “什么?”一名中将军衔的鹰钩鼻男子忍不住看了眼时间,无奈道:“老师,想不到你也会开愚人节玩笑,怎么可能会有战舰把我们的空间站撞碎。” „It is not the joke! Me has the video of live monitoring to issue you!” “不是玩笑！我这边有实时监测的视频发给你！” The sound that telephone that transmits the senior chief, and sends in the video document quickly. 电话那头传来老院长的声音,并很快发来视频文件。 The silence that the federal space station in video explodes, on the streamline battleship raises a light energy to protect the shield, has not received any disturbance. 视频中的联邦空间站爆炸的无声无息,流线型的战舰上升起一层薄薄能量护盾,没有受到任何干扰。 „Relation ground-based observing site!” Will say: „I need the positive news of federal space station!” “联系地面观测站！”中将道:“我需要联邦空间站的确切消息！” „Drop- here is 037 ground-based observing sites, please say.” “滴-这里是037地面观测站,请说。” „Here is the federal national defense institute, I am Sos, reports all situations of space station, including and is not restricted in the observation video.” “这里是联邦国防院,我是中将索斯,汇报空间站的所有情况,包括且不限于观测视频。” „Yes! Senior official!” Communication that somewhat chaotic, probably is assembling the video fast, since the aviation industry nearly leaves uncultivated, since the ground-based observing site has been more than one of the idlest duties, the years the communication of first connection from national defense institute. “是！长官！”通讯那头有些混乱,像是在快速调集视频,自航空产业近乎荒废以后,地面观测站属于最清闲的职务之一,多年以来还是第一次接通来自国防院的通讯。 The station employees realized that this is not the fool's day joke. 站员意识到这可不是愚人节的玩笑。 „Senior official! The federal space station before a half hour claimed that witnesses the alien battleship, and crashes the space station, they will ride the emergency tank to escape, need us to coordinate.” “长官！联邦空间站在半小时前声称目击到外星人战舰,并撞毁空间站,他们会乘坐救生舱逃生,需要我们配合。” „Their people? Can relate?” “他们人呢?能联系上吗？” „... Is sorry the senior official, our here is unable to contact with it, the monitor video has transmitted, please note to examine.” “...抱歉长官,我们这边无法与之联系,监测视频已发送,请注意查看。” The station employees noticed helplessly the space station by the video that the huge battleship cracks-up, the whole person is not very good. 站员眼睁睁看到空间站被庞大战舰撞碎的视频,整个人都不是很好。 ‚Did not say that this is the fool's day joke? Why can enter to the alien quickly invades Theiler?!’ ‘不是说这是愚人节的玩笑吗？为什么要快进到外星人入侵泰莱雅?！’ „Close monitoring, the opposite party has the sound to report immediately, cannot contact secretly.” “密切监控,对方一有动静立即上报,不可私自联络。” „Yes! Senior official!” “是！长官！” When the national defense institute confirmed sky over when own star is staying an extraterrestrial battleship, the entire federal parliament blasted out the pot! 当国防院确认自家星球上空停留着一艘外星战舰时,整个联邦议会都炸开了锅！ The conference continued for two hours, at the same time, more and more folk observation stations observe the explosion and space station of wreckage nearby battleship federal space station, all kinds of video information transmit in network. 会议持续了两小时,与此同时,越来越多的民间观测站观测到联邦空间站的爆炸与空间站残骸附近的战舰,各种各样的视频消息传递到网络上。 „ Turtle turtle, the video must blame, does the propaganda laminar flow of which movie leave? Also is flaunting the banner of alien, feeds in the elementary school to go study the propaganda troublesome. “龟龟,视频怪逼真,哪部电影的宣传片流出吗？还打着外星人的旗号,麻烦把宣传送进小学重新就读。 ” „Isn't that the outdated federal space station?” ”“那不是老掉牙的联邦空间站吗？” „The above brother only depends on the ruins to recognize, compelling of cow!” “上面的老哥仅凭废墟都能认出来,牛之逼啊！” „Words said that today is the fool's day, several years ago didn't the aviation institute always play this set? also one year they even also release conference! This year I was swindled again, my oneself force in my head the next door match graciousness uncle's buttocks!” “话说今天是愚人节来着,前几年航空院不是老玩这套吗？还有一年他们甚至还开了个发布会！今年我再上当,我就自己把我的脑袋塞进隔壁赛恩叔叔的屁股里！” „Good beer ox Pi! Entire must look at the aviation institute exactly.” “牛啤牛啤！整活还得看航空院。” When more and more news spread online, matter also brought to the attention of national defense institute, for the matter is not that noticeable, they decided that is giving the matter to poke, through the news of official account number issue about alien, hires lots of sailors entire to live below simultaneously, to people the misconception of fool's day joke. 当越来越多的消息流传到网上,事情也引起了国防院的注意,为了事情不是那么引人注目,他们决定在给事情添把火,纷纷通过官方账号发布关于外星人的消息,同时雇佣大量水军在下面整活,给人们一种愚人节玩笑的错觉。 „Grass! How is this group silly does not believe?! The video that I record put!” “艹！这帮傻怎么就不信呢？！我录制的视频都放上去了！” Some folk observation station, ten -year-old Cohen shorts of breath, he must not exposed to others deny oneself appearance! 某民间观测站,十来岁的柯恩气急,他见不得别人否定自己的模样！ „The truth grasps forever in the small number of people hand!” “真理永远都是掌握在少数人手里！” Cohen looks at the high efficiency communication launch meter that the grandfather to the warehouse keeps, the thoughts are detachable. 柯恩看向仓库中姥爷留下来的大功率通讯发射仪,心思活络起来。 Meanwhile, the federal parliament also makes the decision, first probes the battleship that this presents mystically in a friendly way, after all Theiler army more than 200 years has not gone through the war, now march the team to live hand to mouth to eat... 同时,联邦议会也做出决定,先友好试探这支神秘出现的战舰,毕竟泰莱雅的军队已经两百多年没经历战争了,现在进军队只是为了混口饭吃... The weapon of some not good maintenance also leaves the historical arena one after another, only leaves behind the necessary shock and awe weapon. 一些不好保养的武器也陆续退出历史舞台,只留下必要性的震慑性武器。 But the opposite party hangs outside the star, the probability of hit can be imagined . Moreover the opposite party can go to outside Theiler star, controlled the space jump technology inevitably, this type of civilized weapon strong, no one wants to go easily to attempt. 但对方高悬于星球外,命中的几率可想而知,而且对方能神不知鬼不觉地来到泰莱雅星外侧,必然是掌控了空间跳跃技术,这种文明的武器到底有多强,没人想去轻易尝试。 Hyperion. 休伯利安号。 Guelaud and poor|Fei mark was assigned by Aiyi in a crew, the entertainment facility has it all, delight that poor mark plays, but Guelaud keeps the step sighing back and forth. 格罗和菲纹斯被爱衣分配在一间船员室内,娱乐设施一应俱全,菲纹斯玩的不亦乐乎,而格罗则不停地来回度步叹气。 „What air/Qi did you sigh?” poor|Fei mark present greeted: „Comes, their games may be really good, how you worry not to help matters again, what do you also worry? Was inferior that the level was good, if lives you strikes down, you might as well lie down, I lie down the federal space station.” “你叹什么气的?”菲纹斯招呼道:“来来来,他们这的游戏可真不错,你再怎么愁也无济于事,你还愁什么?不如躺平好了,假如生活把你击倒,你不如一直躺着,我就是一路躺进联邦空间站的。” „You, if slightly diligently, is insufficient compared with my grandfather also old space station work.” Guelaud also sighed, took up side the poor mark present mechanical games, „you said right, words saying that the technical advanced alien also did play such ancient game?” “你要是稍微努力点,也不至于进比我爷爷还老的空间站工作。”格罗又叹了口气,拿起菲纹斯身旁的游戏机,“你说得对,话说科技先进的外星人也玩这么古老的游戏吗？” „Perhaps is others manufactures for us specially.” poor|Fei mark does not care at all , to continue to wallow in the game world. “兴许是人家为我们特意制作的。”菲纹斯毫不在意,继续沉迷在游戏世界。 Bridge. 舰桥。 The Sirin whole person falls in the lazy person sofa, looks the cartoon that projects hehe laughs foolishly. 西琳整个人陷在懒人沙发中,看着投影出的漫画呵呵傻笑。 Bianca finds it silly, oneself go to the gym exercise body. 比安卡觉得无聊,自己去健身房锻炼身体。 Receives the Aiyi monitoring data one after another Yae Ji, the complexion is gradually cloudy. 陆续收到爱衣监测资料的八重霁,脸色逐渐阴沉下来。 These leaks Honkai Energy through radiation transmission to Theiler on-board, dissolves Honkai in air starts „multiplication” significantly, is polluting Theiler star all gradually. 那些外泄的崩坏能通过无线电传输到泰莱雅星上,溶于空气中的崩坏开始大幅度“繁衍”,正逐步污染泰莱雅星的一切。 „According to the speed of monitor, will not have large-scale Honkai Outbreak to happen in a short time, but...” Aiyi shot a look at the Yae Ji complexion , to continue saying: „The individual Honkai rich area, may present Zombie.” “根据监测的速度,在短时间内不会有大规模崩坏事件发生,但...”爱衣瞥了眼八重霁的脸色,继续道:“个别崩坏浓郁的地区,可能会出现死士。” Thinks a pollution no Honkai world for no reason, in the Yae Ji heart is even more discontented with Su, he plans to ask that to Su tonight understands. 一想到平白无故的污染一个无崩坏世界,八重霁心中对苏愈加不满,他打算今晚就向苏问个明白。 „ei?!” chibi Aiyi from the sky turns around, „finally some people transmitted the news to us.” “欸?！”Q版爱衣在空中转了个身,“终于有人向我们发送讯息了。” „?” Yae Ji looks to Aiyi, „translator has a look.” “哦?”八重霁看向爱衣,“翻译过来看看。” „Boss, this news does not seem like Theiler federation official ~” “老板,这通讯息好像不是泰莱雅联邦官方哟~” Aiyi puts out a hand to cut the projection, above appears two paragraphs of writing. 爱衣伸手划开投影,上面浮现出两段文字来。 „ Respectable extraterrestrial civilization you are good, I am General Theiler of federal national defense institute Cohen, I represent Theiler federation to welcome your arrivals. “尊敬的外星文明你们好,我是泰莱雅联邦国防院的柯恩上将,我代表泰莱雅联邦欢迎你们的到来。 You may park the spaceship in the place of coordinates, later will have the specialist to dock, after receiving, please reply the news. 你们可将飞船停放在坐标的地点,稍后会有专人对接,收到后请回复消息。 General Cohen. ” 柯恩上将。” The writing that puts all sorts of things together makes Yae Ji laugh, this understood at a glance that is which trouble maker „official document that” racks brains to transmit. 东拼西凑的文字让八重霁发笑,这一看就知道是哪个捣蛋鬼绞尽脑汁发送的“官方文件”。 „Boss, found!” Aiyi puts a kid picture of brown-haired young fatty appearance to throwing the screen, said grinningly: „This is General Theiler federal Cohen, now goes study in the federation's 39 th elementary school.” “老板,找到啦！”爱衣将一个棕发小胖子模样的小屁孩照片放至投屏,笑嘻嘻道:“这位就是泰莱雅联邦的柯恩上将,现在在联邦第三十九小学就读。” „Pū Hahaha ~” Yae Ji mood on good many, he has not really thought that first to Hyperion transmission news, unexpectedly is still reading the little fellow of elementary school! “噗~哈哈哈~”八重霁的心情好上不少,他还真没想到第一个向休伯利安号发送讯息的,居然是个还在读小学的小家伙！ „What Theiler federation peace was really long, Haha, their official, if knows that had a little fellow first to send the regards information compared with them, how to think?” “泰莱雅联邦和平的真是太久了,哈哈,他们官方要是知道有个小家伙比他们抢先发送问候信息,会怎么想?” The eyeball of Aiyi transferred turning round two, as if thought of any stupid idea. 爱衣的眼珠子滴溜溜转了两圈,似乎想到了什么馊主意。 „Boss, status reply of our by Hyperion small fat... not, is General Cohen?” “老板,那我们就以休伯利安号的身份回复小胖...不,是柯恩上将咯?” „Good.” Yae Ji beckons with the hand, hints Aiyi to do. “好。”八重霁摆摆手,示意爱衣去做。 Aiyi recorded the video document, sent in the direction that young fatty Cohen is. 爱衣录制了视频文件,朝小胖子柯恩所在的方向发了过去。 In the online alone war whole wide world, is spurting sprayer stream of abuse, projects on the Internet to crack a Cohen of corner/horn to receive a mail suddenly. 正在网上独战八荒,喷地喷子狗血淋头,打到互联网都崩裂一角的柯恩忽然收到一封邮件。 „Hyperion?” “休伯利安号?” Cohen blinks the eye, „not?! Did they really send in the information?! It is not right! Why will they know my mailbox? Also is not right, the aliens can make the universe battleship, wants to gain my mailbox account number is also not easy?” 柯恩眨巴眨巴眼睛,“不是吧?！他们真的发来信息了?！不对！他们为什么会知道我的邮箱?也不对,外星人都能建造宇宙战舰了,想要获取我的邮箱账号还不是轻而易举?” Thinks of this, Cohen's small face broke down all of a sudden, „where does the face of that my General Cohen also toward put?” 想到这,柯恩的小脸一下子垮了下来,“那我柯恩上将的脸面还往哪放?” „Considers as finished, has this reply, I must that crowd of sprayers spurting!” “算了算了,有这封回信,我一定要把那群喷子给喷死！” Cohen opens the mail in high spirits, on the envelope writes „General Cohen is opened only by” the inscription, is lets in his heart dark crisp. 柯恩兴冲冲地打开邮件,信封上写着“柯恩上将亲启”的字样,更是让他心中暗爽不已。 After the letter opens, inside is a video. 信件打开后,里面是个视频。 The video takes the battleship for the background, is away from the glass also to see the ruins of federal space station. 视频以战舰内部为背景,隔着玻璃还能看到联邦空间站的废墟。 Cohen stares the big eye observation, in the video flies suddenly a little fellow! 柯恩瞪大眼睛观察,视频中突然飞来一个小家伙！ „Ha ~” “哈喽~” Smile of chibi Aiyi greeting. Q版爱衣的微笑着打了个招呼。 „Is this alien?” Under Cohen selects suspends, is lost in thought that „seems like exceptionally lovable...” “这就是外星人吗？”柯恩点下暂停,陷入沉思,“看起来异常的可爱呢...” „ Respectable General Theiler federal Cohen, hello/you good! I come from Hyperion first idol Aiyi! “尊敬的泰莱雅联邦柯恩上将,你好呀！我是来自休伯利安号的第一偶像爱衣！ Hyperion the exploration ship from Schicksal, such as you sees, we when the shuttle space the idea miscalculated the space beacon, did not collide and damage your space station carefully, regarding this, we deeply feel sorry. 休伯利安号是来自天命的探索舰,如你所见,我们在穿梭空间的时候计算错了空间信标,不小心撞坏了你们的空间站,对此,我们深感抱歉。 However does not need to be worried, we will conduct the compensation according to the laws dá! Because our spatial transition engine is still cooling, will stay about a week of time in the expensive/noble federation probably, but also please give shelter to the homeless pitiful children! 不过不必担心,我们会按照法规进行赔偿哒！因为我们的空间跃迁引擎还在冷却中,大概会在贵联邦停留大约一周时间,还请收留一下无家可归的可怜孩子们！ Anticipates your Reply Hyperion the first idol ‚Ai-chan’! ” 期待您的回信-休伯利安第一偶像‘爱酱’！” Looks at Cohen after video to be greatly encouraged, without the earliest possible time replies Hyperion, takes the video to take the weapon on the contrary, wantonly the sprayer in attack network! 看完视频后的柯恩大受鼓舞,没有第一时间回复休伯利安,反倒拿着视频作为武器,大肆进攻网络上的喷子！ „, Can't this be called the alien?” “不是吧不是吧,这也能叫做外星生物?” „Aiyi is actually very lovably long!” “爱衣倒是长得挺可爱！” „Words said that the video fabrication technique of blogger is very high! Powder powder! Please must make Aiyi Onee-chan leave country!” “话说博主的视频制作技术很高啊！粉了粉了！请务必多让爱衣小姐姐出境！” „Family members, I felt that what to do Miss Aiyi does compare to send the faction to think is lovable?( Licks)” “家人们,我感觉爱衣小姐比派派思还要可爱啊怎么办?(舔舔)” „Ultra lovable alien! Please must come my family, I will give shelter your!( Lovable)” “超可爱的外星人！请务必来我家,我会收留你们的！(可爱)” „Troublesome blogger mails Aiyi, thanks, this week is considered Aiyi by me, the heavy responsibility of Theiler civilization presses on me in appropriate( dog head)” “麻烦博主把爱衣寄来,谢谢,这一周由我来照顾爱衣,泰莱雅文明的重任压在我身上在合适不过(狗头)” „......” “......” Except that scattered several reply that spurts the person, the replies of remaining people all were brought leaning, this makes Cohen have a full power to fight with the fists the feeling on cotton. 除了零散几个喷人的回复,剩下的人的回复全都被带偏,这让柯恩有种全力一拳打在棉花上的感觉。 „Aaah! Why the alien such lovably?! Did everyone not to believe me to contact with on the alien! Irritated me!” “啊啊啊！为什么外星人长得这么可爱?！搞得大家都不信我联系上了外星人！气死我了！” Soon, the video also person who in the network successively presents many Aiyi replies exposed used the high power communication meter to contact on the usage-style of extraterrestrial battleship! And successfully obtained the blessing of Aiyi! 不多时,网络上陆陆续续出现不少爱衣回复的视频还有人曝光了使用高功率通讯仪能联络上外星战舰的使用方式！并且成功得到了爱衣的祝福！ „Was this omen that Miss Aiyi must make a debut?” “这是爱衣小姐要出道的前兆了吧？” „Extraterrestrial idol! The people suppose good! My ultra love!” “外星偶像诶！人设好棒！我超爱！” „Quick last week quick last week! Good to be lovable I dead!” “快上周边快上周边！好可爱我要死了！” „Heard that sends the official work room that the faction thinks to have the intention of being probable with the Aiyi linkage ~” “听说派派思的官方工作室有要和爱衣联动的意向哦~” „......” “......” Few people immerse in illusion that in the new idol will soon make a debut, had few people to build the instrument directly, finally also really obtained the reply of Aiyi! 一部分人沉浸在新偶像即将出道的幻觉中,更有一部分人直接搭建了仪器,结果还真得到了爱衣的回复！ Some person of live broadcasts and Aiyi communications... 更有人直播与爱衣通讯... Saw oneself are so popular, Aiyi inflates happily, invades Theiler federation network, has pushed itself crazily, short half-day time, „idol Aiyi” the hit rate even surpassed the people's idol faction to think! 见到自己如此受欢迎,爱衣高兴地膨胀起来,入侵泰莱雅联邦网络,一直狂推自己,短短半天的功夫,“偶像爱衣”的点击量甚至超过了全民偶像派派思！ Aiyi even more wallows is individually uncorrectable, so long as there is a radio communication, she replies immediately, expected that more people can pass to the network her on. 爱衣愈加沉迷其中不可自拔,只要有无线电通讯,她立马回复,期望更多的人能把她上传到网络上。 Meanwhile, federal parliament. 与此同时,联邦议会。 The congressmen look in the network is in flood „Aiyi”, takes a look at Aiyi to their reply, suddenly somewhat compels ignorant. 议员们看着网络上泛滥的“爱衣”,又瞅了瞅爱衣给他们的回复,一时间有些懵逼。 They just sent the good information, how video so many of online concerned alien? 他们刚发送好信息,怎么网上有关外星人的视频就这么多了? „The opposite party adopted the tactic of cultural invasion probably, we have to guard!” “对方好像采取了文化入侵的战术,我们不得不防！” „How you know that is the cultural invasion! Perhaps the opposite party really holds the good intentions to exchange!” “你怎么知道是文化入侵！也许对方真的抱着善意来进行交流！” „Long-time peace made you lose the ponder!” “长久的和平让你们失去了思考！” In the parliament becomes a hopeless mess immediately randomly. 议会中顿时乱成一锅粥。 Bang bang bang- 砰砰砰- The speaker pounds three tables continually, depresses the sound. 议长连砸三下桌子,才将声音压下。 „We invited the Hyperion on guest to visit Theiler star, who can tell me! Is General Cohen in extraterrestrial population which?!” “我们诚邀休伯利安号上的客人参观泰莱雅星,但谁能告诉我！外星人口中的柯恩上将是哪位?！” ...... ......