ESA :: Volume #2

#197: Picnic

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Regarding walks regularly Jiang Hu martial artists, the open country board and lodging is a conventional shape, especially under having the convenience of Universe Bag Universe Ring, there is this person of condition to go out can bring some small bottle oil salts spare. Xue Mu goes out is the high specification disposition, in the personal guards ring naturally is what floral formula has everything expected to find. 对于惯常行走江湖的武者们来说,野外食宿是个常规形态,尤其在拥有乾坤袋乾坤戒的便利之下,有此条件的人出门都会带些小瓶油盐备用。薛牧出门是高规格配置,亲卫们的戒指里自然是什么花式应有尽有。 Xue Mu also thinks a show camp cooking bakes the younger sister masterstroke/divine skill, actually discovered the younger sisters slid compared with his hemp, he has not strung together, others have started to roast...... 薛牧本来还想秀一把野炊烧烤的把妹神技,却发现妹子们比他麻溜多了,他都还没串好,人家都已经开始烤了…… Good, although he calculates in the modern age does not put up the main beam, but does not rush to the poem and distant place, the outdoors skill that occasionally the picnic brings forth also really compares others to make a debut must Jiang Hu informed and experienced indigenous. Zhuo Qingqing Luo Qianxue proficiently incomparably, even Yinye cast off her five years to simulate, roasted formally resembles the mold type. Xue Mu is very suddenly more puzzled was known as after the dwelling male senior passes through, how to become outdoor life full level, can subdue the wanderer Jiang Hu people of high skill for a lifetime, the old seniors give as much support as possible, the beautiful young girl feelings of love ripple...... 好吧,虽然他在现代算不上宅,但也不是奔向诗与远方的,偶尔郊游练出的户外技能还真比不过人家出道就必须江湖历练的土著。卓青青罗千雪熟练无比也就罢了,连夤夜都甩开了她的五年模拟,正儿八经烤得似模似样。薛牧忽然很困惑一些号称宅男的前辈穿越之后是怎么变得野外生活满级的,能把人家闯荡江湖一辈子的高人都纷纷折服,老前辈倾囊相授,美少女春心荡漾…… In the heart complained does not raise, Xue Mu also strung together only the chicken leg, on the frame tumbled, the movement was actually fair, compared to miss with the adeptness and aesthetic sense of younger sisters. 心中吐槽不提,薛牧也串了只鸡腿,架上翻滚,动作倒是中规中矩,和妹子们的娴熟和美感比起来就差了许多。 Zhuo Qingqing looked at his one eyes, loses says with a smile: „Master sits rests at the same time, we come to be good.” 卓青青看了他一眼,失笑道:“相公还是坐一边休息吧,我们来就好。” „How does that feel all right?” “那怎么好意思？” About Zhuo Qingqing has a look, said in a low voice: „Master you must make it believable some, otherwise was seen through easily.” 卓青青左右看看,低声道:“相公你也得装得像些,否则容易被人看穿。” Xue Mu was startled being startled, sees the Zhuo Qingqing gentle voice to continue said: „The position that you sit, to smoking, sits apart.” 薛牧怔了怔,就见卓青青柔声续道:“你坐的方位,正对烟熏,好歹坐开些。” In that full is gentle, how to see is the affectionate couple. Xue Mu looks is a little in a daze, said that is seductress sect each one play essence, but this also rather went all out...... 那眼中满是温柔,怎么看都是恩爱夫妻。薛牧看着有点发愣,说是妖女宗门个个戏精,可这也未免太卖力了点吧…… Time that this type does not have the bystander, in the name maintains shouted that master father, forms the custom, avoids, when has the person to have no intention to discharge spout, but does this manner do such clearly as for? 这种没有外人的时候,称呼上保持喊相公啊爸爸啊,是形成习惯,避免在有人的时候无意漏嘴,可这神态搞这么逼真至于嘛？ Good, to train felt, in order to avoid doesn't seem like the couple in the bystander? This is also reasonable, actually he should issue such order to be right, is only the skin is not very thick, cannot do to profit taking advantage of the official business like this flagrantly, Zhuo Qingqing took a stand on own initiative, made him quite do actually. 好吧,是为了培养一下感觉,以免在外人看来不像夫妻？这也有道理,其实他本就该下这样的命令才对,只是皮还不够厚,做不来这样明目张胆借公事占便宜,卓青青主动这么表态,倒是让他好做了许多。 Thinks of here, Xue Mu crawls to set out directly, changed a position to sit by Zhuo Qingqing, said with a smile: „Is thick for the coarse meat, smokes is overcome by coal gas has not obstructed greatly, do not smoke my family wife's beautiful face moon/month appearance to be good.” 想到这里,薛牧直接爬起身来,换了个位置挨着卓青青坐了,笑道:“为夫皮糙肉厚,熏熏倒是没大碍,别熏着我家娘子的花容月貌就好。” Nearby Luo Qianxue hit to tremble, Yinye chuckled: „Mother blushed.” 旁边罗千雪打了个哆嗦,夤夜咯咯笑:“娘脸红了。” Zhuo Qingqing really blushed, is not because is too intimate , because Xue Mu this performing skill is really awkward, the lines are more awkward, are disgusting the person whole body are the goosebumps. This really does not have the bystander fortunately, was seen to fear that by the bystander must smile. She resembles to be angry puts out a hand to direct the forehead of Xue Mu to shove open resentfully little: „At the same time!” 卓青青是真脸红了,不是因为太亲近,是因为薛牧这演技实在尴尬,台词更尴尬,肉麻得人浑身都是鸡皮疙瘩。还好这回真没外人,被外人看见怕是要笑死。她似嗔似怨地伸出手指点着薛牧的脑门推开少许:“一边去！” Then called flirt of unusual conditions, the textbook same performing skill teaching, Luo Qianxue Yinye to applaud directly. 这才叫浑然天成的打情骂俏,教科书一样的演技教学,罗千雪夤夜直接鼓起掌来。 Xue Mu does not know whether to laugh or cry, the open country skill plays indigenous, even if, oneself this mixed the entertainment industry family background, acts in a play still plays calls disgracefully. Releases for flight simply, turns the head to bite that delicate fingers, muttered unclearly: „Delicious.” 薛牧哭笑不得,野外技能玩不过土著就算了,自己这个混娱乐业出身的,演戏也玩不过才叫丢人现眼。索性放飞自我,转头一口就把那只纤指咬住,含糊不清地咕哝:“好吃。” Zhuo Qingqing gawked staring, looks that by finger that he bites, glanced softened three points: „Really is the weary.” 卓青青愣了愣,看着被他咬住的手指,眼波更柔了三分:“真是惫懒。” Was saying withdrawing finger, lowers the head to bake, did not go to manage him. But on the cheeks also brings a crimson, resembling bashful as is happy. 说着抽回手指,低头烧烤,不去理他了。可脸颊上还带着一层绯红,似羞似喜。 The movie queens...... in the Xue Mu heart sigh with regret. 影后啊……薛牧心中慨叹。 The Yinye faint smile looked at Zhuo Qingqing one. Really is the life like the dream, imaginary also, Zhuo Qingqing this performing skill? Hides the truth from others, even hides the truth from her own, how actually to hide the truth from the merit of Yinye? 夤夜似笑非笑地看了卓青青一眼。人生如梦,亦幻亦真,卓青青这真是演技么？瞒得过别人,甚至瞒得过她自己,却如何瞒得过夤夜之功？ She has not revealed that said grinningly: „Father's chicken leg this/should was ripe.” 她也没揭穿,笑嘻嘻道:“爸爸的鸡腿该是熟了。” Xue Mu handed over directly, Yinye received to gnaw one unrestrained/no trace of politeness, smiled the eye to look to disappear: „Quite fragrant.” 薛牧直接递了过去,夤夜毫不客气地接了过来啃了一口,笑得眼睛都看不见了:“好香。” Xue Mu looks also smiles, the Zhuo Qingqing old play bone belt/bring person enters the play, when is the Yinye gluttonous very moe moe lovable appearance, poured really makes him find the entering play feeling of whole family coming out camp cooking, every large or small cheerful, was very warm. 薛牧看得也是一笑,无论是卓青青老戏骨带人入戏,还是夤夜贪嘴时萌萌哒的可爱模样,倒真的让他找到了一家人出来野炊的入戏感,大大小小乐呵呵的,很是温馨。 The rabbit meat chicken that less than the moment, the younger sisters roast also starts to turn yellow, the baked fragrance scatters thickly. Xue Mu continues to speak three dozens of White Bone Spirit, the whole family while is eating baking, the three waves to a single stroke of story lead the younger sisters to laugh heartily from time to time call out in alarm from time to time, the euphonious sound flutters in the ravine. 不到片刻,妹子们烤的兔肉鸡肉也都开始发黄,烧烤的香味浓浓地飘散出来。薛牧一边继续讲三打白骨精,一家人一边吃着烧烤,故事的一波三折带着妹子们时而欢笑时而惊呼,银铃般的声音飘荡在山间。 „This Monk Tang, is really stupid.” “这个唐僧,真是蠢。” „Yes, changing me is Monkey Sun, does not serve this master.” “就是,换了我是孙猴子,才不伺候这位爷。” „How master's your story is such protagonist, this Monk Tang cannot withstand stodgy, that Zhuo Yihang is heartless.” “相公你的故事怎么都是这样的主角,这唐僧迂腐不堪,那卓一航负心薄幸。” „You said these person of stodgy, but they were the good people.” Xue Mu said with a smile: „Is difficult to be inadequate must look like lecher in that female constable story, do you like?” “你们道这些人迂腐,但他们都是好人。”薛牧笑道:“难不成要像那女捕头故事里的淫贼,你们才喜欢？” „lecher even, but this Monk Tang Zhuo Yihang...... oh is lets in the will of the people in any case suffocated.” “淫贼就算了,可这唐僧卓一航……哎呀呀反正就是让人心里堵得慌。” „The master is really willing to kill Qin Wuye unexpectedly......” “不过相公居然真的舍得打死秦无夜啊……” „That is White Bone Spirit, is not Qin Wuye.” Xue Mu gas channel/angrily said: „You said again, believes me to come Sun Wukong and story of white sparkling miss, making you have to eat a good substitution feeling?” “那是白骨精,不是秦无夜。”薛牧气道:“你们再说,信不信我来一段孙悟空和白晶晶姑娘的故事,让你们更有吃一棒的代入感？” „Come comes, looked that you can make romantically.” “来啊来啊,看你能弄得多香艳。” „Feared that must gain your tears.” “怕是要赚你眼泪。” „Tears were gained by Lian Nishang, Monkey Sun will not compare Zhuo Yihang that heartless man (Han) to be hateful again.” “眼泪都被练霓裳赚完了,孙猴子再怎么也不会比卓一航那个负心汉可恨吧。” Is whooping, the Yinye look moves slightly, said in a low voice: „Spoken language attention, some people came.” 正在议论纷纷,夤夜神色微动,低声道:“言语注意,有人来了。” Xue Mu is a little uncomfortable, the whole family atmosphere is just right, saw with own eyes that must be destroyed. However meets on the way the Jiang Hu person is very normal matter, therefore needs to act in a play to cover up, more than double-hour run into the person are this mountain human footmark are not many. 薛牧有点不爽,一家人气氛正好,眼见又得被人破坏。不过路遇江湖人本来就是很正常的事,所以才需要做戏遮掩嘛,这一个多时辰才遇到人已经算是此山人迹不多了。 He also maintains composure, speaks thoughtlessly to say with a smile: „righteous and demonic loves is a tragedy, this is time's tragedy, is not the Zhuo Yihang issue, he is the gentleman of real chivalry, cannot say simply is the heartless man (Han).” 他也不动声色,随口笑道:“正魔之恋本身就是一场悲剧,这是时代的悲剧,并非卓一航的问题,他是真侠义之士,不能简单说是负心汉的。” The nearby hears the laughter: „This friend said well, The Bride with White Hair really makes one look closes a book disappointed, in Zhuo Yihang real our generation the person, has not had active.” 附近传来笑声:“这位朋友说得好,白发魔女传真是让人看得掩卷怅然,卓一航真我辈中人也,有功无过。” Younger sisters' look becomes more dangerous, the Star and Moon seductively attractive girls read this book, the consensus is Zhuo Yihang dies pities insufficient, Luo Qianxue has even whitened the hair, this is two goods where come, in this did say in Zhuo Yihang our generation the person? Under punches? 妹子们的神色变得更加危险,星月妖女们看这书,共识就是卓一航死不足惜,罗千雪甚至都染白过头发,这是哪来的二货在这说卓一航我辈中人？欠揍吗？ With the voice, forest within large strides treads youth daoist, walks while said: „But you do not gather in this ravine bake, if fire, but injures someone to cause self infliction.” 随着话音,林中大步踏出一名青年道士,边走边说:“但兄台不合在这山间烧烤,万一失火,可是害人害己。” This Xue Mu look is even strange, Righteous Dao great hero who where this comes? 这回连薛牧神色都古怪起来,这哪来的正道巨侠？ Luo Qianxue cannot hold in young, the delicate hands touched to the ring, wanted to draw a sword to cut the person. Xue Mu shakes the head to hint slightly do not act rashly, said in a low voice: „He said also right.” 罗千雪年轻憋不住,纤手摸向了戒指,想要拔剑砍人了。薛牧微微摇头示意别妄动,低声道:“他说的也没错。” Luo Qianxue gas channel/angrily said: „After this rain , the wet mountain, dries the branches and leaves, even ignites difficultly, accident fire where comes, said again we sit in a circle the open area, does not approach the vegetation! We are the fool will burn ourselves in the mountain!” 罗千雪气道:“这雨后湿山,要不是烘干枝叶,连点火都难,哪来的失火,再说我们围坐空地,又不是靠近草木！我们是傻子吗会把自己烧在山里！” Xue Mu beckons with the hand to say with a smile: „Others do not know the situation, the reminder the also in principle. Ok.” 薛牧摆手笑道:“人家又不知道情形,提醒的本也在理。算了。” During the speeches, that daoist comes close, sees in the field to seem like the appearance that the whole family comes out to camp, male student appearance, small is 5 or 6-year-old, from the start not like the Jiang Hu person. This daoist was also startled was startled, a little said awkwardly: „This thinks that is the Jiang Hu person of same belief behavior is careless, unexpectedly unexpectedly is so, was this poor Daoist crude......” 说话间,那道士走到近处,见场中像是一家人出来野营的模样,男的书生打扮,小的才五六岁,压根不像江湖人。这道士也怔了一怔,有点尴尬道:“本以为是江湖同道行为粗疏,不意竟是如此,是贫道鲁莽了……” Xue Mu extracts folding fan „” to open, is swinging very much magnanimously: „Leaves home, where not Jiang Hu? daoist.” 薛牧抽出折扇“唰”地张开,很有风度地摇着:“既出家门,何处不江湖？道长着相了。” daoist said with a smile: „Young Master said is. This poor Daoist Yulin, has seen this young master.” 道士笑道:“公子说得是。贫道玉麟,见过这位公子。”
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