Decorates solves after behind trouble finally, but also established the cooperation of converting an enemy into a friend, enjoyed a world to be extremely happy, although obvious Qin Wuye was not levels, in the future will have the trouble to wait, the Xue Mu present mood is very good. 缀在身后的麻烦终于解决,还奠定了化敌为友的合作,更享受了一番人间极乐,虽然明显秦无夜并不算摆平,将来还有麻烦等着,薛牧眼下的心情还是很好的。 Continues to travel southward, Yinye stirs up trouble he not to punch, annoys annoys can also be bigger than the trouble of Qin Wuye? Let alone these stories, he also saw that in this baby heart is not tranquil, the worry are very many, intends to make her indulge simply. 继续南行的时候,夤夜惹事他也不揍了,惹就惹呗还能比秦无夜的麻烦大？何况这几番见闻,他也看出这娃娃心中并不平静,烦恼挺多的,索性也有意让她放纵些。 Child, selects happily, harbors evil thoughts did not sprout. 孩子嘛,还是开心点好,憋坏了就不萌了。 Causes the Yinye mood also from intertwining to be separated, makes is in chaotic situation has the father to clean up, daily smiles the clamor, the vigor was obviously good. 导致夤夜的心情也从纠结中脱离,一路闹得鸡飞狗跳也有爸爸擦屁股,天天笑得咧咧的,精气神明显好了许多。 „Qin Wuye unexpectedly is younger sister Yinye, this I have not expected seriously. Peerless enchanting, small...... coughs, could not find the center of similitude.” “秦无夜竟是夤夜妹妹,这我当真没预料到。一个绝世妖娆,一个小……咳,怎么也找不到相似点啊。” „Mumu you dare to study her saying that my kid I fought you!” “牧牧你敢学她说我小屁孩我就跟你拼了！” „...... This is not in a room, remembers to call the father outside, do not reveal the secret.” “咳咳……这不是屋内,在外记得叫爸爸,别露馅。” „Snort.” Yinye despises saying: „You want to make Qin Wuye follow to shout, does that matter to have pleasure some?” “哼。”夤夜鄙视道:“你是不是想让秦无夜跟着这么喊,做那事更有乐趣些？” „Fuck, I have not really thought......” Xue Mu was said the shock but actually, has not thought also has this method, this girl can think that unexpectedly this was also certainly, was really three people of lines must have my master? “卧槽,我真没想过啊……”薛牧倒被说得震惊不已,从来没想过还有这种玩法,这丫头居然能想到这个也是绝了,果然是三人行必有我师吗？ „Bah......” “呸……” At this time the people have left the river bank, placed is the mountain forest. The ravine vegetation, lush and green, the bird song is elated, the flower fragrance, Xue Mu looks all around, direct jump that awkward topic: „Originally south also mountainous, was short some steeply, were many some wet intent.” 此时众人早已离开河畔,身处的又是山林。山间草木,郁郁青青,鸟语欢畅,花香袭人,薛牧环顾四周,直接转移了那个尴尬的话题:“原来南方也多山,就是少了些陡峭,多了些湿意。” „Wet meaning is because had just rained, stupid Mumu.” “湿意是因为刚下过雨,笨牧牧。” „Said shouted the father!” “说了喊爸爸！” „, The father I must continue to listen to the story.” “哦,爸爸我要继续听故事。” „, Yesterday which talked about to?” “哦哦,昨天讲到哪了？” „Spoke the sapodilla plum.” Yinye holds the cheek to leave the Xue Mu three chi (0.33 m): „The child same fruit, can think thanks to you, you will not be have thought will eat the child? Good fearful......” “讲完人参果了啊。”夤夜捧着脸蛋离开薛牧三尺:“小孩子一样的果子,亏你想得出来,你不会是想过吃小孩吧？好可怕……” „Yes!” The Xue Mu unseemly behavior collects to nip her, Yinye giggle ran with a smile. “是啊是啊！”薛牧作怪地凑上去咬她,夤夜咯咯笑着跑了。 Reason that did not speak happy Yangyang, spoke Journey to the West, was because after Qin Wuye left, Xue Mu talked too much to ask one: „I listen to you to scold fox spirit to be very curious, do you have the seductress/evil spirit ghost legend?” 之所以不讲喜羊羊,讲成了西游记,是因为秦无夜离开后薛牧多嘴问了一句:“我听你们骂狐狸精挺好奇的,难道你们也有妖精鬼怪的传说？” Then was despised one in the evening. Xue Mu only knows that this world not only has the legend, but also has the place of certain being close to that world, for example also has the Heavenly Court hell, the origin is mainly compiling of this world buddhist and daoist sect, they seem like by this proselytize. 然后就被鄙视了一晚上。薛牧这才知道这个世界不仅有神话传说,还和自己那世界有一定接近之处,比如也有天庭地狱,来源主要是此世佛道两门的编纂,他们似乎是靠这个来传道的。 Actually buddhist and daoist sect is not really believes brightly, their immortal Buddha is the Dao Creating First Ancestor incarnation, the fundamentalism, although knows with Xue Mu said similarly, but also had a big difference. Proselytized to need, the obscure say/way did not disseminate easily, changed to immortal Buddha to be able the prestige of hell to deceive the mortal. Since oneself do not believe that the story level can be imagined. 其实佛道两门也并不是真信有神,他们的仙佛都是自己创道始祖的化身,教旨虽和薛牧所知的佛道类似,但也有不小的区别。只是传道所需,过于晦涩的道不容易传播,也就改用仙佛之能地狱之威来骗凡人。既然自己都不信,故事水平可想而知。 Was despised ignorant Xue Mu naturally to recover the gathering place, therefore there are «Journey to the West». 被鄙视无知的薛牧当然要找回场子,于是有了《西游记》。 His «Journey to the West» changed oddly on the demon, because he only remembered the soap opera, then said the television plot with own language, which even the plot order was to think of first says , was really changes beyond all recognition with the original works completely. 他的《西游记》就魔改得更离谱了,因为他只记得电视剧,然后用自己的语言把电视剧情说一遍,甚至剧情顺序都是想到哪个先说哪个,和原著真是完全面目全非。 „Un, that said today that the Monk Tang masters and disciples arrived on a mountain......” “嗯,那今天就说,唐僧师徒到了一座山上……” Yinye giggle said with a smile: „Yesterday the lodging Daoist temple, you came five manor Guan, today to the mountain on, you arrived on the mountain, is the scene makes out of whole cloth?” 夤夜咯咯笑道:“昨天寄宿道观,你就来个五庄观,今天到了山上,你就到山上,都是现场瞎编的吧？” „Which family/home immortal Buddha does not make out of whole cloth, the chatty father does not say again!” “谁家仙佛不是瞎编,再叽叽歪歪爸爸不说了！” „, The good father, not to let you bite one at the worst, others want to listen.” “别别别,好爸爸,大不了让你咬一口嘛,人家想听。” The small cheek collected, glowing red, not like sapodilla plum, seem like Peach of Immortality. Xue Mu could not bear bit gently, said with a smile: „Really bites immortality.” 小脸蛋凑了过来,红彤彤的,不像人参果,倒像个蟠桃。薛牧忍不住轻轻咬了一下,笑道:“果然咬一口长生不老。” Yinye scratched several with the hand: „Said quickly said quickly.” 夤夜用手擦了好几遍:“快说快说。” „White bones become a ghost, solicited money while Wukong, the change was an enchanting female to come to deceive Monk Tang.” “有一个白骨成精,趁着悟空化缘去了,变化作一个妖娆女子前来骗唐僧。” This chapter of Zhuo Qingqing cannot bear break: „Enchanting?” 这回卓青青忍不住打断:“多妖娆？” Xue Mu assumes an air of self approbation: „Is probably similar to Qin Wuye.” 薛牧摇头晃脑:“大概跟秦无夜差不多吧。” The size three women despise very much visit him. The Xue Mu blow was still fondly remembering the Qin Wuye beauty the fact, continued awkwardly: „Qin......, White Bone Spirit did not think to deliver the vegetarian meal, has deceived Monk Tang, when will eat, Wukong came back, the fierce look one recognized that is monster- tai! Eats my old Sun stick!” 大小三个女人很鄙视地看着他。薛牧无意暴露了还在怀念秦无夜美色的事实,尴尬地续了下去:“秦……哦不,白骨精装着送斋饭,骗过了唐僧,正要吃时,悟空回来了,火眼金睛一下认出那是妖怪-呔！吃俺老孙一棒！” Three women continue to despise are casting a sidelong glance slantingly he. Xue Mu scratches the head: „How?” 三个女人继续鄙视地斜睨着他。薛牧挠挠头:“又怎么了？” Luo Qianxue complained: „With the substitution that you did say? Is who wants to teach Qin Wuye to eat a stick?” 罗千雪吐槽:“又用上你说的代入法了吧？是谁想教秦无夜吃一棒呢？” „......” Xue Mu rubs the forehead: „You compensated my childhood...... not saying that did not say, insipid.” “……”薛牧抚额:“你们赔我的童年……不说了不说了,索然无味。” Zhuo Qingqing glances the circulation, covers the mouth chuckle: „Does a bit less, master's story always has the profound meaning, relates destination that we travel southward, I do not believe the association not to arrange this story.” 卓青青眼波流转,掩嘴轻笑:“少来,相公的故事总有深意,联系到我们南行的目的地,我不信相公会不把这故事编完。” „, Was seen through by you was very unamusing......” is been good by the Yinye cry father, was glanced the graceful shout master by Zhuo Qingqing, the Xue Mu bone crisp the half, the secretly thought strictly had almost not carried out this camouflage couple days ago is really was a pity, how many characters and styles missed? “啧,被你们看穿了也很不好玩啊……”被夤夜叫声爸爸还好,被卓青青这么眼波盈盈的喊声相公,薛牧差点骨头都酥了半截,暗道之前几天没严格执行这个伪装真是太可惜了,错过了多少风情？ Zhuo Qingqing had certainly a point, he tossed about Journey to the West naturally for Faultless Temple, without a doubt. 卓青青当然是说到了点子上,他折腾西游记自然是为了无咎寺的,毋庸置疑。 Chatted, the line to the mountain deep place, Yinye has felt the belly saying: „Was the father says what vegetarian meal, I was hungry.” 说笑间,已然行至山深处,夤夜摸着肚子道:“都是爸爸说什么斋饭,我饿了。” Xue Mu stops the footsteps to have a look at the surroundings, wild outskirts range does not have the shop owner: „Qingqing, do the dry rations in ring have?” 薛牧停下脚步看看周围,荒郊野岭的也没店家:“青青,戒指里的干粮还有吧？” Zhuo Qingqing said with a smile: „Master, the child wants to eat is not the dry rations.” 卓青青笑道:“相公,孩子想吃的可不是干粮。” Xue Mu suddenly realized, Yinye this goods where will be hungry, ten days do not eat food not to have the least bit to her affect very? Is making hungrily, nothing but is only bear the child is greedy. 薛牧猛省,夤夜这货哪里会饿,十天不进食对她也没半点影响的好不？闹着饿,无非只是熊孩子嘴馋而已嘛。 Thinks that Xue Qingqiu hidden attribute, this is really looks like to the senior sister younger sister sometimes very much. 想想薛清秋的隐藏属性,这对师姐妹某些时候真是很像的。 Looks down the look that Yinye blinks, in the Xue Mu heart soft, where is cruel enough to reject? The squatting lower part of the body comes fully her little flower lead(er), said with a smile: „Father was also hungry, un...... do we roast the game to eat? Then eats while continues to speak White Bone Spirit, is good?” 低头看着夤夜眨巴眨巴的眼神,薛牧心中柔软,哪里忍心拒绝？蹲下身来整整她的小花领,笑道:“爸爸也饿了,嗯……我们烤野味吃？然后一边吃一边继续讲白骨精,好不好？” Yinye eye one bright, the drool flowed: „I hit the game!” 夤夜眼睛一亮,哈喇子都流了出来:“我去打野味！” Zhuo Qingqing carries her: „Do not go, we go, you are Monkey Sun are unable to get along, lets us, when Bajie's going.” 卓青青一把拎住她:“你别去,我们去,你是孙猴子离不得,还是让我们当八戒的去吧。” Was saying cast a sidelong glance slantingly Xue Mu, resembling is very discontented his person supposes. Where Xue Mu knew to do west the roaming masters and disciples four people of groups also to make this group of younger sisters substitute, did not know whether to laugh or cry saying: „How you possibly are Bajie, again is Bailong!” 说着斜睨了薛牧一眼,似是很不满他的人设。薛牧哪知道搞个西游师徒四人组还让这帮妹子自我代入了,哭笑不得道:“你们怎么可能是八戒,再怎么也是小白龙啊！” Zhuo Qingqing flatters intent to be graceful: „Yes?” 卓青青媚意盈盈:“是么？” Xue Mu gawked quite a while to awaken: „You destroy my story!” 薛牧愣了半天才醒悟过来:“你们又毁我故事！” Zhuo Qingqing said with a smile: „I may anything not say.” 卓青青笑道:“我可什么都没说。” Two personal guard younger sisters are smiling in the forest, Yinye also knows the weight, a dynasty was nipped ten years to fear the well rope by the snake, the ghost knows that also has others to decorate? She is really does not dare easily to leave Xue Mu now, a point hit the game the small pleasure not to have, squatted pitifully in the ground drawing a circle circle. 两个亲卫妹子笑着进了林中,夤夜也知轻重,一朝被蛇咬十年怕井绳,鬼知道还有没有其他人缀着？她现在是真不敢轻易离开薛牧,一点打野味的小乐趣都没了,可怜巴巴地蹲在地上画圈圈。 Sees her such, Xue Mu cannot bear smile: „You have the matter to do.” 见她那样,薛牧忍不住笑:“你也有事做啊。” Yinye is flat the small mouth: „What?” 夤夜扁着小嘴:“什么？” „Collects the firewood to light a fire, insufficiently is busy at work?” “拾柴生火啊,不够忙活的？” Yinye looked up his one eyes, in the eye a little looked at retarded pitying. Subsequently two person week light breeze flap, the innumerable deadwood broken leaves circle in flight everywhere, during Xue Mu was dumbfounded to pile in front of him rapidly. 夤夜抬头看了他一眼,眼里有点看弱智的怜悯。继而两人身周轻风漫卷,无数枯枝碎叶遍地飞旋,在薛牧目瞪口呆之中迅速堆到了他面前。 Xue Mu: „......” 薛牧:“……” Yinye makes faces: „Compared with Monkey Sun how?” 夤夜做了个鬼脸:“比孙猴子如何？” „Only meets cultivation to be insufficient, we must use the brain! For example......” “只会修行是不够的,我们要用脑子！比如说……” „For example does the father play the stick law the skill?” “比如说爸爸耍棍法的本事？” When Zhuo Qingqing Luo Qianxue is raising several rabbit pheasants from the forest, what visible is Yinye is holding a book pitifully, the tears were about to fall. 当卓青青罗千雪提着几只兔子山鸡从林中走了出来,一眼看见的是夤夜可怜巴巴地抱着一本书,眼泪都快掉下来了。 „What's wrong?” Zhuo Qingqing puts down the rabbit, proficiently lights a fire: „Annoys the master is not happy? This is what punishes?” “怎么了？”卓青青把兔子放下,熟练地生火:“又惹相公不高兴了？这是什么惩罚呢？” „, All right, I make her pour back «The Bride with White Hair».” Xue Mu is languid: „I awaken suddenly, cope with bear child's true big killing tool, does not spank......” “哦,没事,我让她倒着背《白发魔女传》。”薛牧懒洋洋道:“我忽然醒悟,对付熊孩子的真正大杀器,不是打屁股……” Zhuo Qingqing said with a smile: „Is the endorsement?” 卓青青笑道:“难道是背书？” Xue Mu smiles but not answer, in heart secretly thought: Naturally is three years of college entrance examinations and five years simulates! 薛牧笑而不答,心中暗道:当然是三年高考、五年模拟！