DA :: Volume #3

#262: Joke


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Here Yan people is celebrating Myriad Blessings Festival, but in that savage army royal tent, a facial features gaunt man is sitting on skin cot that in the Snow Wolf leather becomes, the left hand finger is stroking that scar on oneself face gently, the color of eye of reveal thinking. 这边的燕人正在庆祝着万福节,而那一头的野人大军王帐内,一位面容瘦削的男子正坐在雪狼皮制成的皮榻上,左手手指轻轻地抚摸着自己脸上的那道疤痕,目露思索之色。 He is the savage king, you very difficult to look at him from its semblance are what age, because more than ten years ago what he was, more than ten years later, what he as before was. 他是野人的王,你很难从其外表上看出来他到底是什么年纪了,因为十余年前他是什么样,十余年后,他依旧是什么样。 Even if walked randomly the world with his going out wanderer initially Angda, has seen the temple frost that gets old, but he, the years in its, seems to have halted. 哪怕当初和他一起出去闯荡游走天下的昂达,都已然看出上了年纪的鬓霜了,而他,岁月似乎在其身上,已然止步。 Yan people came, then, Quemu and Angda should die in battle. 燕人来了,那么,阙木昂达应该已经战死了。 The kings put out a hand, carry front teacup, drank cold tea. 王伸出手,端起面前的茶杯,喝了一口凉茶。 The tea is the poor tea, Beifeng Prefecture military chiefs good this, the tea to be astringent, even also somewhat blows the throat, and northern land sandstorm feels is the same. 茶是劣茶,北封郡军头子们好这一口,茶涩,甚至还有些刮喉咙,和北地的风沙给人的感觉一样。 The kings learned drinking tea in that little while, retains the present the custom, even if now his under the hand many military officers and headmen have drunk the precious tea leaves, but he maintained oneself to drink this type of poor tea as before the custom. 王在那会儿学会了喝茶,也将习惯保留到了现在,哪怕如今他手底下不少将领和头人都已经喝上了名贵的茶叶,但他依旧保持着自己喝这种劣茶的习惯。 To not recall past suffering, but every so often, after a custom fosters, you were disinclined to change again. 不是为了忆苦思甜,而是很多时候,一个习惯养成后,你就懒得再去更改了。 The royal tent curtain screen was lifted, on a neck hung old man of one skewer of skulls to walk, he bends the waist respectfully, before both hands placed the body, honest sound said: 王帐的帘子被掀开,一名脖子上挂着一串头骨的老者走了进来,他恭敬地弯下腰,双手放在身前,诚声道: King.” “王。” The kings nod, referred to under the oneself body, 王点点头,指了指自己身下, Sits.” “坐。” The old men sat. 老者坐了下来。 savage says Holy Clan, what believed is the stars, they believe, the stars radiant deep place, is various God the world, each devout savage after dying, will be received and instructed to go to there. 野人自称圣族,信奉的是星辰,他们相信,星辰的璀璨深处,是诸神的世界,每一个虔诚的野人在死去后,都将会被接引去那里。 But the stars in human world envoy, called connector. 而星辰在人间使者,则叫接引者 Each tribe, has connector, is very similar to Barbarian Clan priest/sacrifice, in the meantime, connector of each tribe when daily cult swindler, will also hold concurrent jobs generally: Doctor, teacher and counseling, prophet, climatologist wait/etc occupations. 每个部落,都有接引者,和蛮族祭祀很相似,同时,每个部落的接引者在日常神棍之余,一般还会兼职:医生、教师、心理辅导家、预言家、气候学家等等职业。 This looks like in the elementary school textbook, as long as introduced when historical celebrity, behind will always add one long stringly: Statesmen, thinkers and any scientist. 这就像是小学课本里但凡介绍到历史名人时,后面总是会加一长串:政治家、思想家、什么什么学家。 However, although Sang Hu wears the connector clothes, but he is not connector, just the opposite, initial he, because of the oneself family member by the tribe connector humiliation, angry under connector in tribe was once cut to kill completely, later went into exile in the snowfield for more than 20 years, became a share of roving bandit, other savage said fortunately, so long as the little darling puts out oneself part of cattle to be able the forgiveness to be allowed to pass, so long as meets connector, kills by mistreatment it inevitably. 不过,桑虎虽说穿着接引者的衣服,但他并不是一个接引者,恰恰相反,当初的他,曾因为自己的家人被部落接引者欺凌,愤然之下将自家部落里的接引者全部斩杀,随后在雪原流亡了二十多年,成了一股流寇,别的野人还好说,只要乖乖拿出自己的一部分牛羊就能得到饶恕放行,但只要遇到接引者,必然虐杀之。 Therefore, he also becomes the public enemies of snowfield many tribes, because his is flagrantly is provoking the dominant order of entire snowfield. 为此,他也成为了雪原诸多部落的公敌,因为他这是在公然挑衅整个雪原的统治秩序。 Will the true big tribe leader family, they believe the connector legend? 真正的大部落首领家族,他们会相信接引者的传说么? They were clear, oneself does believe indifferently, so long as the following clansman believes that was good. 他们清楚,自己相不相信无所谓,只要下面的族人相信就好了。 After king rise, his brilliance scatters according to the snowfield, Sang Hu leads to risk one's life the subordinate who along with oneself more than ten years of more than 1000 youngest brothers go to the king. 王崛起之后,他的光辉撒照雪原,桑虎率领伴随着自己出生入死十多年的一千多老兄弟来投奔王的麾下。 Sang Hu said, he is guilty. 桑虎说,他有罪。 king said, you are guilty. 王说,你是有罪。 Then, the king made him wear the connector clothes, making him under the king, connector representative. 然后,王让他穿上了接引者的衣服,让他成为王麾下,接引者的代表。 After this, the king had once asked him, do you also hate it? 这之后,王曾问过他,你还恨它么? Sang Hu said, does not hate, it is a joke. 桑虎说,不恨了,它就是个笑话。 Half a lifetime is slaughtering connector obviously, does this dissolute matter, near to the end, actually nearly becomes the trim snowfield connector big chieftain quickly, what isn't this joke is? 明明半生都在杀戮接引者,做这种放肆之事,临到头,却近乎快成为整片雪原接引者的大头目,这不是笑话又是什么? After Sang Hu sits down, king Kaikou said: 桑虎坐下后,王开口道: Snow Sea Pass that side does Jin people, what have to respond?” 雪海关那边的晋人,有什么反应么?” Sang Hu replied: 桑虎回答: No response.” “没有任何反应。” The hand of king , to continue to stroke feels the scabs on oneself face, said: 王的手,继续摸抚摸着自己脸上的伤疤,道: „Before has been restless, now does not have the response unexpectedly.” “之前还一直在闹腾着,现在却居然毫无反应了。” King believes, Jin people had known Yan people did enter the news of snowfield?” “王是认为,晋人已经得知燕人进入雪原的消息了?” You think under us these tribes, all with our heart? Always some people will disclose secret information.” “你以为我们下面的这些部落,全都和我们一条心么?总是有人会去通风报信的。” Should kill.” “该杀。” This indifferent, was not the extraordinary matter, Jin people operated for several hundred years in the snowfield, if even notified the news unable to achieve, that was not Jin people is incompetent, was we were too stupid, unexpectedly was suppressed several hundred years not to raise the head by so incompetent Jin people. “这无所谓,不是什么了不得的事,晋人在雪原上经营了数百年,要是连通报消息都做不到,那不是晋人无能,是我们太愚蠢了,居然被这般无能的晋人压制了数百年不得抬头。 Also, even if they do not inform, since Yan people dispatched troops, how also possibly to inform Jin people? ” 再说了,就算他们不告密,燕人既然出兵了,又怎么可能不去通知晋人?” Therefore, Jin people had been clear that Yan people came.” “所以,晋人已经清楚燕人来了。” Yes.” “是。” Subordinate really cannot think through, why Yan people will enter the snowfield from afar, Jin people and Yan people, hadn't just gone to war?” “属下实在是想不通,为何燕人会千里迢迢进入雪原,晋人燕人,不是刚打过仗么?” king Xiao, 王笑了, Said: 道: In snowfield various tribes, usually in attacks the annexation respectively, when Jin people invades one's territory each time on a large scale, quick will form the alliance to resist Jin people.” “雪原上诸部落,平日里各自攻伐吞并,但每次晋人大举来犯时,又很快会组成联盟抵抗晋人。” Subordinate understood half.” “属下明白了一半。” Other half?” “另一半呢?” That is our savage is because has the total destruction to unite, but Yan people and Jin people, not.” “那就是我们野人是因为有灭顶之灾才联合,但燕人晋人,并没有。” Un.” “嗯。” King?” “王?” Therefore, we, although says Holy Clan, but outside person, called us savage, because of us, not cultured, we, truly not cultured.” “所以,我们虽然自称圣族,但外面的人,都叫我们野人,因为我们,还没有开化,我们也,确实是没有开化。” Sang Hu lowers the head, silent. 桑虎低头,沉默。 This is the racial discrimination, anybody faces to the racial discrimination of oneself, will not be comfortable ; 这是种族歧视,任何人面对冲着自己的种族歧视,都不会舒服; And this time, came from their kings unexpectedly. 且这次,居然是来自于他们的王。 Wild animal, was hungry, preys on ; Thirsty, drinks water ; By the season, multiplied, pursues the forage grass water source to march forward, is satiated with food and wine, suns. “野兽,饿了,去捕食;渴了,去喝水;到了季节,就去繁衍,追逐牧草水源行进,吃饱喝足之余,也就是晒晒太阳。 Our Holy Clan, with the wild animal, really does not have much difference, when is faced with imminent disaster, thinks of the short alliance. 我们圣族,和野兽,真的没太大的区别,大难临头时,才想到去短暂的联盟。 Yan people, has not been faced with imminent disaster, actually knows that goes to the layout on own initiative. ” 燕人,没有大难临头,却知道主动去布局。” Under, got it.” “属下,明白了。” „It is not anxious, the food must eat one after another, the road, must walk step by step, my clan was exhausted is too long in the snowfield was too long, long time to the vision of ethnic group, became narrow.” “不急的,饭要一口一口吃,路,要一步一步走,我族是困顿在雪原太久太久了,久到了族群的眼界,也变得过于狭窄了。” That Yan people ......... “那燕人………” Yan people is not good to cope, this time comes, is Yan people South Pacifying Army, moreover is Yan people that Southern Marquis holds the army personally. 燕人不好对付,这次来的,是燕人靖南军,而且是燕人的那位南侯亲自掌军。 The Yan people two big cavalries, one is North Guarding Army, two are South Pacifying Army. 燕人两大骑兵,一则为镇北军,二则为靖南军 Yan people two big Marquis, one is North Guarding Marquis, one is South Pacifying Marquis. 燕人两大侯爷,一个是镇北侯,一个是靖南侯 However spoke a truth, North Guarding Marquis is powerful , because North Guarding Army is powerful ; But South Pacifying Army is strong, is because South Pacifying Marquis is powerful. 不过说句老实话,镇北侯强大,是因为镇北军强大;而靖南军强,则是因为靖南侯强大。 Beifeng Prefecture near the wilderness, there Yan people youth, armor is starting early, can slaughter with Barbarian Clan directly, a blade, rubbed for hundred years, is incomparably sharp ; 北封郡毗邻荒漠,那里的燕人少年郎,早早地着甲上马,就能和蛮族直接厮杀,一把刀,磨了百年,自是无比锋锐; South Pacifying Army never experiences the oversized war, takes over South Pacifying Marquis builds for more than ten years later, the war of enter Jin, rude North Guarding Army slightly, oh. 靖南军则从未经历过大的战事,由靖南侯接手打造十余年后,入晋之战,不逊镇北军丝毫,唉。 Therefore, this prince has believed that on, North Guarding Marquis is State of Yan * the side is outwardly second to none, but in fact, that South Pacifying Marquis is State of Yan true Military God. ” 所以,本王一直认为,明面上,镇北侯燕**方首屈一指,但实际上,那位靖南侯才是燕国真正的军神。” Yan people this help/gang Jin people, for what?” 燕人这次帮晋人,是为了什么?” Yan people, thinks, when another after Great Xia lord, starts earliest, this prince to Situ Family that old gentleman signalling, is willing to resist Yan people with him hand in hand. 燕人,想当大夏之后的另一个共主,最早开始,本王司徒家那位老爷子传信,愿意和他一起携手抵御燕人 That old fool, complied. 那个老东西,是答应了的。 Finally unexpectedly, Situ Lei shouted unexpectedly directly State of Jin Sword Saint, leading him to enter the imperial palace, killed the oneself father, seized the position. 结果没成想,司徒雷居然直接喊来了晋国剑圣,带着他入皇宫,杀了自己老子,夺了位置。 After ascending the throne, is putting Yan people unexpectedly, no matter, emperor leads troops into battle comes to the snowfield. 一登基之后,竟然放着燕人不管,御驾亲征来雪原。 Actually this Situ Lei is knows that cannot be victorious Yan people therefore to abandon something as beyond redemption, wants deliberately to exhibit a brothers altogether governing outside shame to Yan people the stance, this prince does not know, possibly except for Situ Lei oneself, no one knows. 司徒雷究竟是知道打不过燕人所以破罐子破摔,还是想要刻意地向燕人摆出一种兄弟共御外辱的姿态,本王不知道,可能除了司徒雷本人,没人知道。 But the Situ Lei attitude, is very obvious, he does not want to make war with Yan people, even is willing to be lower than Yanjing that Sovereign of Yan Your Majesty half a head, said of pleasant to hear, calling is Great Xia remaining people guards the northeast snowfield. ” 司徒雷的态度,已经很明显了,他不想和燕人开战,甚至愿意低于燕京那位燕皇陛下半头,说好听点,叫为大夏遗民镇守东北雪原。” Why does he also ascend the throne?” “那他为何还登基?” „After the convenience, bargained back and forth, did business, came, before this prince with the caravan went out, is such a say/way.” “方便以后讨价还价嘛,做生意,都是这么来的,以前本王随着商队出去时,也都是这样的一种道道。” Therefore, Snow Sea Pass Jin people, will go out to support Yan people?” “所以,雪海关晋人,会出关来支援燕人?” Will come out inevitably, the qualifications that his Jin people, has not been indifferent to another's plight, listening to these clan and tribe incoming telegram that escapes from the west side, Yan people to kill and burn to plunder to stop at no evil in my west snowfield, many big clans and tribes were beaten by Yan people. “必然是会出来的,他晋人,还没有隔岸观火的资格,听那些一路从西边逃回来的部族来报,燕人在我西部雪原烧杀抢掠无恶不作,诸多大部族被燕人击垮。 Jin people is understands that if Yan people the Southern Marquis folded in the snowfield, they must face at the same time, anger from Sovereign of Yan, on the other hand, was Yan people is this prince excluded the western snowfield these not obedient most backwardness, the this prince strength will control that region thoroughly, pressure that his Jin people faced, will be bigger. 晋人是明白的,若是燕人的这位南侯折在了雪原,他们一方面要面对的,是来自燕皇的怒火,另一方面,是燕人本王剔除了西部雪原那些不听话的大部落后,本王的力量将彻底控制住那块区域,他晋人所面对的压力,将会更大。 The most important thing is, so-called Great Cheng Country, just founded a nation is less than one year, Emperor emperor leads troops into battle, unexpectedly had the defeat one after another, actually even Yan people does not come, Jin people will still continue to go out impatiently attacks outward, in their eyes, the face, compared with the life of cattle as well as warrior, is more important. ” 最重要的是,所谓的大成国,刚刚建国不到一年,皇帝御驾亲征,居然接连吃了败仗,其实就算是燕人不来,晋人也会迫不及待地继续出关对外出击的,在他们眼里,面子,比牛羊以及勇士的命,更为重要。” King, the Snow Sea Pass frontline, the subordinate will lead you most loyal subordinate warrior to help you block, the king you can set aside the hand, solves Yan people the Southern Marquis.” “王,雪海关一线,属下会率您最忠诚的麾下勇士帮您挡住,王您可以腾出手来,解决燕人的这位南侯。” How many soldiers and horses have we gathered now here?” “咱们现在在这里已经聚集多少兵马了?” About 40,000, have also been able to gather 20,000 tomorrow again, is under the king the cleverest in fighting warrior.” “已经近四万了,明日还能再聚集两万,都是王麾下最善战的勇士。” Good, tomorrow evening starts a minute/share of raid to withdraw, keeps 10,000 warriors to this prince here well, you and they go to Snow Sea Pass, when Jin people comes out, eats them completely.” “好,明晚开始分批次撤出,给本王留一万勇士在这里就好,你和他们都去雪海关,等晋人出来时,将他们全部吃掉。” King, only keeps 10,000 warriors here, how you possibly win Yan people, this......” “王,只留一万勇士在这里,您怎么可能打赢燕人,这……” The kings yawn, 王打了个呵欠, Said: 道: this prince royal tent here, makes contact with 10,000 warriors again, to that Yan people Southern Marquis, was a plate of gravity head vegetable/dish, entertained Yan people that came from far away with this, was dignified enough. 本王王帐在这里,再搭上个一万勇士,对那位燕人南侯而言,也算是一盘重头菜了,用这个来招待远道而来的燕人,也足够体面。 That Yan people Southern Marquis wants to kill people, this prince delivers to the homicide, but we, so long as eats this time a Jin people army that dares to attack, Snow Sea Pass can also take advantage of opportunity to break through. 那位燕人南侯想来杀人,本王就送上去给他杀,而我们,只要吃掉这次敢于出击的晋人军队,雪海关也就能顺势攻破。 Yan people, is clever in fighting, was impossible to extinguish my Holy Clan, only then broke Snow Sea Pass, my Holy Clan sky, can become broad. ” 燕人,再善战,也不可能灭得了我圣族的,只有将雪海关破了,我圣族的天空,才能重新变得宽阔起来。” King, this to you, is really ......... “王,这对于您来说,实在是太………” Relax, I am not Quemu and Angda that two idiots, the critical moment, I will make these 10,000 warriors bring up the rear for me.” “放心,我不是阙木昂达那俩蠢货,关键时刻,我会让这一万勇士为我断后的。” But ......... “可是………” Gets down.” “下去吧。” Subordinate knew, the king, please take care, the subordinate breaks certainly through the return of Snow Sea Pass waiting king!” “属下知道了,王,请保重,属下一定攻破雪海关等待王的归来!” Sang Hu left. 桑虎离开了。 In royal tent, 王帐内, Also is only left over king. 又只剩下王一人。 The kings put out a hand to take out a fine small box from the oneself skin cot, 王伸手从自己的皮榻下取出一个精致的小盒子, Opens, 打开, What in the box thinks is embroidered shoes of little girl. 盒子里装着的是一只小女孩的绣花鞋。 king Jiang the shoes hold cautiously in the palm, 王将鞋子小心翼翼地捧在手心, Before gathering the oneself nose, 凑到自己鼻前, Deeply attracted one, 深深地吸了一口, On the face revealed the color of being enchanted by immediately. 脸上当即露出了迷醉之色。 Really fragrant......” “真香……” Immediately, 随即, The kings put out a hand to trace the oneself face that say/way more than ten years ago scar on subconsciously, 王又下意识地伸手摸了摸自己脸上的那道十多年前的疤痕, Muttering: 喃喃自语: I heard that you soon got married.” “听说,你快要嫁人了。” On the face of king not slightly desolate, 王的脸上没有丝毫落寞, Instead hehehe smiles to make noise, 反而“嘿嘿嘿”地笑出了声, Also thought aloud 又自言自语道 Is waiting for me, I can snatch your.” “等着我,我会来抢你的哦。”
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