Senior White Two: „So long as makes me smile happily, even if you pass. I let off your so many to return before, did you go back certainly to look at many jokes?” 白前辈two:“只要让我开心的笑出来,就算你过关。我之前放过你那么多回了,你回去一定看了不少的笑话吧？” Song Shuhang: „......” 宋书航:“......” Sees Song Shuhang not to reply, the Senior White Two brow selects slightly: „What's wrong, haven't you collected the joke piece? Said, you simply do not listen to the joke the matter to care me?” 见宋书航不回答,白前辈two眉头微微一挑:“怎么,你又没收集笑话段子？还是说,你根本没将我要听笑话的事放在心上？” Song Shuhang promptly said: „cough, actually Senior White you, when drawing I come, I am looking at the joke piece!” 宋书航连忙道:“咳,其实白前辈你在拉我进来的时候,我正在看笑话段子！” „Good, I believe you, therefore spoke the joke quickly.” Senior White Two said. “好吧,我相信你,所以快讲笑话吧。”白前辈two道。 „These joke pieces that but, I look are not good to say. Words that delivered, you will perhaps kill my.” Song Shuhang honestly said. At this moment, has to confess the confession with Senior White Two. Preferably, can as before, replace the joke piece to pass through with other means. “但是,我看的这几个笑话段子不好讲。讲出来的话,您恐怕会打死我的。”宋书航诚实道。事到如今,只好跟白前辈two坦白交代。最好,能和以前一样,用其他的办法来代替笑话段子过关。 „Said, will I kill you? After sounding as if very interesting appearance......” Senior White Two to think, said: „Or, you said to try, making me listen? Like this, if can make me produce kills your impulsion, I can consider you have passed.” “讲出来,我就会打死你？听上去似乎很有意思的样子......”白前辈two想了想后,道:“要不,你讲出来试试,让我听听？这样吧,如果能让我产生打死你的冲动,我也可以当你这一次过关。” Ha? Let Senior White Two produce kills his desire...... this simply too easy good. 哈？让白前辈two产生打死他的欲望......这简直不要太容易了好不好。 Song Shuhang opens mouth said: „Hehe, when your long hair...... bì bì bì bì ~ ~” 宋书航张嘴就道:“呵呵,当你长发......哔哔哔哔~~” By silencer. 被消音了。 „If you really must die, I can also help your, Little Friend Song Shuhang.” Senior White Two said with a laugh: „Moreover, what I want you to say is the joke piece...... rather than pokes my black history.” “如果你真的要死的话,我也可以成全你的,宋书航小友。”白前辈two笑呵呵道:“另外,我要你讲的是笑话段子......而不是戳我黑历史。” „Actually, I have felt this piece is very interesting.” Song Shuhang earnestly said: „In any event, Senior White had you had wants to kill me ’ the thought a moment ago ‚? Therefore, I won. Relates to the information of Ruism life and death, I accepted!” “其实,我一直感觉这个段子就很有意思。”宋书航认真道:“无论如何,刚才白前辈您已经产生要‘打死我’的念头了吧？所以,我赢了。关系到儒家生死存亡的情报,我就收下了！” Senior White Two: „......” 白前辈two:“......” „Said, Senior White you want to go back on your own word?” Song Shuhang added. “还是说,白前辈您要出尔反尔？”宋书航补充道。 „hē hē hē hē.” Senior White Two said: „Good, told you also to might as well-- Nine Serenities World's that Evil Lotus and Ruism's Gentleman's Golden Lotus, can in the world that in oneself were, opened a minor world again. Now, this information, the determination was reliable.” “呵呵呵呵。”白前辈two道:“好吧,告诉你也无妨——九幽世界的那株邪莲和儒家的君子金莲,都能在自己所在的世界中,再开辟出一个小世界。现在,这个情报,确定可靠了。” „Really can open a minor world? That is not very good, the Ruism hundreds of thousands of years desire can realize......” Song Shuhang to say. When he took possession in rune before, hears the exchange between Ruism old man and Golden Lotus. Ruism trains this Gentleman's Golden Lotus, for from opening a realm, opens minor world that an enough Ruism disciple survives, after this, fight between Ruism and Nine Serenities World no longer is comes under attack passively, but is in status that goes forward or retreats depending upon circumstances. “真的能开辟出一个小世界？那不是很好嘛,儒家成百上千年的愿望就能实现了......”宋书航道。他之前附身于符文时,就听到儒家老者和金莲之间的交流。儒家培养这君子金莲,就是为了自开一界,开辟出一个足够儒家弟子生存的小世界,从此之后,儒家和九幽世界之间的战斗不再是被动挨打,而是处于进可攻,退可守的状态。 However suddenly, Song Shuhang's voice one stiff: „wait, relates to the Ruism life and death the important matter. could it be, after Ruism's Golden Lotus Dimension opens, will have the safety danger? The Evil Lotus space and will Golden Lotus Dimension relate? Even through Evil Lotus Dimension, explodes Golden Lotus Dimension all of a sudden?” 不过突然,宋书航的声音一僵:“等下,关系到儒家生死的大事。难道,儒家的金莲空间开辟出来后,会有安全隐患？或者,邪莲的空间和金莲空间会有所联系？甚至是通过邪莲空间,一下子爆炸掉金莲空间？” Senior White Two: „Not so exaggerated like you think, but, between Evil Lotus Dimension and Golden Lotus Dimension are indeed connected. So long as uses some method, can through Nine Serenities World's Evil Lotus Dimension, directly enter to Golden Lotus Dimension.” 白前辈two:“没你想的那么夸张,不过,邪莲空间和金莲空间之间的确是相连的。只要使用某种方法,就能通过九幽世界的邪莲空间,直接进入到金莲空间中。” Song Shuhang sighed, the words in that case, Golden Lotus Dimension of Ruism world, was equal to the extreme danger. 宋书航叹了口气,那样一来的话,儒家世界的金莲空间,等于是羊入虎口了吧。 „Moreover what is more important, in Nine Serenities World, not weaker than me fellow, is preparing through Nine Serenities World's Evil Lotus Dimension is a springboard, enters in Golden Lotus Dimension. This is ‚Ruism life and death great tribulation that’ I said.” Senior White Two added. “而且更重要的是,九幽世界中,有一只不比我弱的家伙,正准备通过九幽世界的邪莲空间为跳板,进入金莲空间中。这才是我说的‘儒家生死大劫’。”白前辈two补充道。 „not weaker than Senior White fellow? Senior White are you very strong?” Song Shuhang subconsciously blurted out, this saying exit|to speak, he wants to himself a mouth-- frank and outspoken this problem, always who when Song Shuhang thinks have recovered from an illness, jumps suddenly, lets labor pain that he experiences to suffer a relapse. “不比白前辈弱的家伙？白前辈你很强吗？”宋书航下意识的脱口而出,这话一出口,他就想给自己一嘴巴——心直口快这个毛病,总是会在宋书航觉的自己已经病愈的时候,又突然蹦出来,让他重新体验旧病复发的阵痛。 „hē hē hē.” Senior White Two lightly smiles. “呵呵呵。”白前辈two轻轻一笑。 „cough, that what...... Senior White, I mean, I would like to ask, Senior White how strong are you?” Song Shuhang recovers hastily said. “咳,那啥......白前辈,我的意思是想问一下,白前辈您强大到什么程度？”宋书航连忙补救道。 Is better late than never, can make up many to calculate many. 亡羊补牢,能补多少算多少吧。 „Hehe, if you must ask that this issue...... I give you a supposition. If I jump Golden Lotus Dimension through Evil Lotus Dimension, a hand can Ruism entire personnel, from old to young and to the beast and from magical item to building, kill completely cleanly.” Senior White Two indifferently said. “呵呵,如果你非要问这个问题的话......我给你个假设吧。如果我通过邪莲空间跳跃到金莲空间的话,一只手就能将儒家全体人员,从老到小、从人到兽、从法器到建筑,全部杀个干干净净吧。”白前辈two淡淡道。 „A hand?” Song Shuhang swallowed a saliva secretly. “一只手？”宋书航暗暗咽了口口水。 „Un, a hand, cannot be many.” Senior White Two said. “嗯,一只手,不能再多了。”白前辈two道。 Song Shuhang felt immediately the leg is a little soft, the Senior White Two's battle efficiency, sounds in Venerable White compared with present world to be intrepid. But he made, that the wave in front of Senior White Two a moment ago, can by Senior White Two with finger pressing? 宋书航顿时感觉腿有点软,白前辈two的战斗力,听上去比现世中的白尊者还要强悍。而他刚才在白前辈two面前这么作、那么浪,会不会被白前辈two用一根手指给摁死了？ „Now knew the fear?” Senior White Two hehe said with a smile. “现在知道害怕了？”白前辈two呵呵笑道。 „Right, I remember that your present unable does come out from Nine Serenities World?” Song Shuhang thought of this point suddenly. “对了,我记得您现在无法从九幽世界中出来吧？”宋书航突然想到了这一点。 „Hehe, did you forget relation between this Evil Lotus Dimension and Golden Lotus Dimension? If that not weaker than me fellow succeeded...... I also always to have the means to find similar means that left Nine Serenities World's.” The Senior White Two prompt said. “呵呵,你忘记这个邪莲空间和金莲空间之间的联系了吗？如果那个不比我弱的家伙成功了的话......我也总有办法能找到类似的办法,离开九幽世界的。”白前辈two提示道。 „Senior White, if I do admit mistakes now still have time?” A Song Shuhang face asked earnestly. “白前辈,如果我现在认错还来的及吗？”宋书航一脸认真问道。 „Therefore, spoke an interesting joke to me, the interesting joke, or made me feel that wants to get rid of your joke, I can put you to leave this Infinite Makeup Test Dimension, you called this space.” Senior White Two said. “所以,给我讲个有趣的笑话吧,有趣的笑话,或是让我感觉想干掉你的笑话,我就可以放你离开这个无限补考空间,你都是这么称呼这个空间的吧。”白前辈two道。 Goes round and round, retraced here. 绕来绕去,又绕回这里了。 Song Shuhang: „Doesn't Senior White, besides the joke, you have other love ok ma? Can't we trade other things?” 宋书航:“白前辈,除了笑话外,您就没有其他的爱好了吗？我们就不能换个其他东西？” „My this whole life Ah... was counting on the joke lives.” Senior White Two face calmly said. “我这辈子啊......就指望着笑话过日子啦。”白前辈two一脸平静道。 Your this prospect for a lifetime was too inexpensive! 您这一辈子的指望太廉价了啊！ Therefore, could it be do I really want to Senior White Two, loudly to speak the evil joke? 所以,难道我真的要对白前辈two,大讲邪恶笑话吗？ Always felt if oneself open the mouth to speak the evil joke, will draw to perdition. 总感觉自己若是开口讲邪恶笑话,就会将自己拖入到一个万劫不复之地。 ...... ...... ...... ...... When Song Shuhang thought deeply about the moment, suddenly...... he thought of another more important matter. 宋书航思索了片刻时,突然......他想到了另一件更重要的事情。 Song Shuhang: „Senior White, Ruism's this great tribulation's information, you told me even, what can I make?” 宋书航:“白前辈,儒家的这场大劫的情报,您就算告诉了我,我又能做什么？” Ruism Gentleman's Golden Lotus' exists, is White Cloud Academy biggest secret-- about Gentleman's Golden Lotus, White Cloud Academy has not told anybody now. 儒家君子金莲的存在,可是白云书院现在最大的秘密——关于君子金莲,白云书院没有告诉任何人。 Song Shuhang obtained the matter that between Evil Lotus Dimension and Golden Lotus Dimension will be connected even, can he this information transmit to White Cloud Academy? 宋书航就算得到了邪莲空间和金莲空间之间会相连的事情,他又要怎样将这个消息传递给白云书院？ could it be must tell the opposite party: Your family's Golden Lotus has the issue, opened minor world, will directly be connected with Nine Serenities World's Evil Lotus? 难道要告诉对方:你们家的金莲有问题,开辟的小世界,会直接和九幽世界的邪莲相连？ In this case, he must probably first and Ruism's person explained where he obtains the Golden Lotus Dimension matter. Moreover, Ruism prepared hundreds of thousands of years for Golden Lotus Dimension, impossible because of his a single sentence and an information, the plan that stops Golden Lotus Dimension opening. 这样的话,他还得要先和儒家的人解释,他是从哪里得到金莲空间的事情。而且,儒家为了金莲空间准备了成百上千年,也不可能因为他的一句话、一个情报,就停止金莲空间开辟的计划。 „Hehe, you asked on the idea.” Senior White Two said: „I, since looks for you, represents in my hand to have a plan of solution, although is not necessarily successful, but can make you try.” “呵呵,你问到点子上了。”白前辈two道:“我既然来找你,就代表着我手中有一个解决的方案,虽然不一定成功,但可以让你去试试。” „How asked Senior White to teach me to do.” Song Shuhang said. “请白前辈教我怎么做吧。”宋书航道。 „Here has one method, your after learning, goes to Ruism's Golden Lotus Dimension, then irons own mark with this method in Golden Lotus Dimension. At that time, you became the Golden Lotus Dimension master, should be able to prevent that fellow to be the springboard through Evil Lotus Dimension, entered to Golden Lotus Dimension.” Senior White Two said. “我这里有一套方法,你学会后,就去儒家的金莲空间中去,然后用这套方法在金莲空间中烙下自己的印记。那时,你就成了金莲空间的主人,应该就可以阻止那家伙通过邪莲空间为跳板,进入到金莲空间中。”白前辈two道。 Song Shuhang said with a bitter smile: „Issue is, how I must enter Golden Lotus Dimension. Moreover, by my strength, becomes space ruler to manage? Even if I became space ruler, can resist that fellow who Senior White you said to enter Golden Lotus Dimension?” 宋书航苦笑道:“问题是,我要怎么进入金莲空间。而且,以我的实力,成为一个空间的主宰能办的到吗？就算我成了空间的主宰,就能抵挡白前辈你所说的那个家伙进入金莲空间吗？” He is not the Ruism disciple, Ruism in a short time, will definitely not make him have to enter the Golden Lotus Dimension opportunity. 他又不是儒家弟子,儒家短时间内,肯定不会让他有进入金莲空间的机会。 „That was the matter that yourself must worry.” Senior White Two shrugged arm-- he also only to help everyone come here. “那就是你自己要烦恼的事了。”白前辈two耸了耸肩膀——他也只能帮助大家到这里了。 In fact, before such as him, to-- that Liquid Metal Ball said regardless of Liquid Metal Ball this action, is succeeds or is defeated, to him does not have the fault. 事实上,如他之前对液态金属球所说的——无论液态金属球这次行动,是成功还是失败,对他而言都没有坏处。 ...... ...... ...... ...... After Song Shuhang thinks, asked: „That Senior White, I can you teach that gives my method, teaches others? For example, Ruism's disciple?” 宋书航想了想后,问道:“那白前辈,我可以将您教导给我的方法,教给其他人吗？比如,儒家的弟子？” Golden Lotus Dimension is the space that Ruism hundreds of thousands of years trains, Song Shuhang becomes this space ruler is not inappropriate. if possible, gives Ruism disciple to process. 金莲空间是儒家成百上千年培养出来的空间,宋书航成为这空间的主宰并不合适。如果可以的话,还是交给儒家弟子自己来处理吧。 „up to you, I do the matter that I can do conveniently. How must prevent ‚that fellow’ as for you, on none of my business.” Senior White Two indifferent say/way. “随便你,我只是顺手做我自己能做的事。至于你要如何阻止‘那个家伙’,就不关我的事。”白前辈two无所谓道。 Then, Senior White Two will leave behind the brand mark in Golden Lotus Dimension the method, taught that gives Song Shuhang. This process not complex...... shows many postures, in true qi or spirit power with body fusion, changes into the brand mark, keeps in Golden Lotus Dimension. With jumping dance about the same. 接着,白前辈two将在金莲空间中留下烙印的方法,教导给宋书航。这个过程并不复杂......就是摆出很多姿势,配合体内的真气或灵力,化为烙印,留在金莲空间中。就跟跳一支舞差不多。 Senior White Two, jumped is very attractive. 白前辈two,跳的很好看。 However, Senior White Two also unable ensure this method, can certainly succeed. He is only looks at that Liquefied Metal Ball in Evil Lotus Dimension, leaves behind the brand mark with this method, theoretically speaking, can leave behind the brand mark in Evil Lotus the method, should feasible be right in Golden Lotus. 不过,白前辈two也无法保证这个方法,一定就能成功。他只是看着那液化金属球在邪莲空间中,用这种方法留下烙印的,理论上来讲,能在邪莲中留下烙印的方法,在金莲中也应该可行才对。 „If it's not enough, you can also counter- make one time this method.” Senior White Two said. “真不行的话,你还可以将这套方法反着来做一次。”白前辈two道。 Song Shuhang: „......” 宋书航:“......” Such casual appearance, is unreliable. 这么随便的样子,太不可靠了啊。 „Ok, must tell your matter, must teach that gives your matter, completed. Now, time is running out. In Nine Serenities World, that was not weak to iron its brand mark in my fellow in Evil Lotus Dimension, if you acted are slow, Ruism's Golden Lotus Dimension bloomed, it must jump over Nine Serenities World to come. At the appointed time, you're too late.” Senior White Two said. “好了,要告诉你的事情,要教导给你的事情,都做完了。现在,时间紧迫。九幽世界中,那个不弱于我的家伙已经在邪莲空间中烙下了它的烙印,如果你动作再慢一点,儒家的金莲空间绽放,它就要跳过九幽世界过来了。到时,你就来不及了。”白前辈two道。 „I go back immediately.” Song Shuhang said with a nod. “我马上就回去。”宋书航点头道。 „Un...... finally, what matter did you forget? The words that wants to leave, first spoke a joke to amuse me, spoke to make me have to kill your impulsive joke, Ok.” Senior White Two said. “嗯......最后,你是不是忘记什么事了？想离开的话,先讲个笑话逗乐我啊,或者,讲个让我有打死你的冲动的笑话,也可以。”白前辈two道。 Song Shuhang: „......” 宋书航:“......” „time is running out.” Senior White Two drifts in the sky: „Perhaps, you must help Ruism on difference these minutes, the consideration is clear.” “时间紧迫。”白前辈two飘浮在虚空中:“说不定,你要帮助儒家就差这几分钟时间,考虑清楚啊。” ...... ...... ...... ...... Song Shuhang was absolutely not-- of lecture of evil joke in front of Senior White Two at this time, in his mind got a sudden inspiration, thought of an interesting topic of long time ago. 宋书航是绝对不会在白前辈two面前讲邪恶笑话的——这时,他脑海里灵机一动,想到了很久以前的一个有趣的题目。 „Senior White, if must say, I spoke one.” A Song Shuhang face is earnest, asks: „Little White...... oh wrong ; Little White...... is not right ; Little White adds Little White, how many are equal to?” “白前辈,如果非要说的话,那我就讲一个吧。”宋书航一脸认真,问道:“一只小白......哦不对;一个小白......也不对;一位小白加一位小白,等于多少？” Senior White Two: „......” 白前辈two:“......” Funnily what this topic has? 这个题目有什么好笑的吗？ However sees a Song Shuhang face earnest appearance, replying that he coordinates: „Good, 2 Little White.” 不过看到宋书航一脸认真的样子,他配合的答道:“好吧,二位小白。” „Congratulates you, answered wrong!” Song Shuhang happily smiles: „Answer is the Little White rabbit.” “恭喜你,答错了！”宋书航得意一笑:“答案是小白兔。” „......” Senior White Two: „Reason?” “......”白前辈two:“理由？” „Because,...... oh, no, Little White adds on Little White, is equal to 2 Little White. 2 Little White are Little White Two. Right, Two is in the present world the digit in some language 2, that thing called ‚English’. Two read in Chinese, was ‚rabbit’, therefore the answer was the Little White rabbit!” “因为啊,一只......哦,不,一位小白加上一位小白,等于二位小白。二位小白就是小白two。对了,two是现在世界上某个语言里的数字二,那玩意叫‘英文’。two用汉语读起来,就是‘兔’,所以答案就是小白兔！” Senior White Two is pinching the chin, thinks. 白前辈two捏着下巴,思索起来。 After thinking the moment, he understood this issue finally the smiling point: „Ha Ha Ha, a bit interesting.” 想了片刻后,他终于理解这个问题的笑点了:“哈哈哈,有点意思。” „Um, um, what kind of, interesting?” Song Shuhang hopes to say. “嗯嗯,怎么样,有趣吧？”宋书航期盼道。 „Had the flash a moment ago, I really have the impulse to beat you, good, this time calculates that you were qualified.” Senior White Two waves. “刚才有一瞬间,我真有揍你一顿的冲动,好吧,这次算你合格了。”白前辈two挥了挥手。 Song Shuhang's consciousness returned to the real world. 宋书航的意识就回归到了现实世界中。 ...... ...... ...... ...... When comes back, he discovered that oneself lies down on the bench, Yu Jiaojiao and Su Clan's The Sixteenth are sitting in not far away, is chatting some interesting things in a low voice. 一回来时,他发现自己躺在长椅上,鱼娇娇和苏氏阿十六正坐在不远处,在低声聊着些有趣的事情。 After hearing voice that Shuhang sets out, Su Clan's The Sixteenth turns the head: „Shuhang, you awake la.” 听到书航起身的声音后,苏氏阿十六转过头来:“书航,你醒啦。” „Un...... came out from that space once again smoothly.” Song Shuhang said after a sigh. “嗯......又一次从那个空间中顺利出来了。”宋书航感叹道。 „This time, must to that did senior who cannot name the character speak the joke?” Yu Jiaojiao asked. “这次,也要给那个叫不出名字的前辈讲笑话吗？”鱼娇娇问道。 Song Shuhang hollow laugh nod. 宋书航干笑着点了点头。 „Then, what evil joke did you give that senior to speak?” Yu Jiaojiao hopes to say. “然后,你给那位前辈讲了什么邪恶笑话吗？”鱼娇娇又期盼道。 „Jiaojiao, you make up what picture in the brain.” Song Shuhang sighed: „I have not spoken the evil joke, at that time I got a sudden inspiration, thinks a mind twister issue, got by under false pretences. Right, now does not say these matters time. Senior White they in?” “娇娇,你在脑补什么画面啊。”宋书航叹了口气:“我没讲邪恶笑话,当时我灵机一动,想到了一个脑筋急转弯的问题,蒙混过关了。对了,现在不是说这些事的时候了。白前辈他们在吗？” „Senior White seems like by the Ruism's disciple mystical invited, as if must ask him to participate in a Ruism's big activity.” Su Clan's The Sixteenth said, was saying her secret voice transmission said: „I guess, activity that Ruism said that should be related with that Gentleman's Golden Lotus.” “白前辈似乎是被儒家的弟子神神秘秘的请走了,似乎要请他参加儒家的一个大活动。”苏氏阿十六道,说着她传音入密道:“我猜,儒家说的活动,应该跟那株君子金莲有关。”