Lay big grass, although Liquid Metal Ball kept on proclaiming, so long as Senior White Two dares to come, gave him to be attractive. Must make in this Nine Serenities World only be left over a ruler. 卧了个大艹,虽然液态金属球口口声声说,只要白前辈two敢过来,就给他好看。要让这九幽世界中只剩下一个主宰者。 But it has not anticipated completely, Senior White Two such direct appearance in its front. 但它完全没有意料到,白前辈two会这么直接的出现在它的面前。 „How you will appear here!” “你怎么会出现在这里！” „Isn't yō, you are summoning me? Therefore I come.” Senior White Two said with a smile, during the speeches, his vision looked to that Evil Lotus. “哟,不是你在召唤我吗？所以我就过来啦。”白前辈two笑道,说话间,他的目光望向那株邪莲。 This Evil Lotus has started to evolve, is in the thorough mature stage. 这枚邪莲已经开始进化,进入彻底成熟的阶段。 From this Evil Lotus, Senior White Two induces to a space strength...... this is one type can in 'World of the Nine Serenities', opens the a minor world's space force. 从这株邪莲上,白前辈two感应到一种空间的力量……这是一种能在‘九幽世界’之中,开辟一个小世界的空间力量。 Senior White Two as Nine Serenities World's ruler, anything that belongs to 'World of the Nine Serenities', he as far as eyes can reach, can know this thing the long and short of the story. Before, because with is the Liquid Metal Ball's stop of 'Nine Serenities Ruler', therefore Senior White Two looked was not quite clear. However now, after he sees with one's own eyes this ‚Evil Lotus’, the function of Evil Lotus, could not hide the truth from him. In the ruler's eye, without secret. 白前辈two身为九幽世界的主宰,凡是属于‘九幽世界’的事物,他一眼望去,就能知道这事物的来龙去脉。之前,由于同为‘九幽主宰’的液态金属球的阻拦,所以白前辈two看的不太真切。但是现在,当他亲眼看到这株‘邪莲’后,邪莲的作用,就瞒不过他了。在主宰者的眼中,没有秘密。 „Do you want to prevent me?” Liquid Metal Ball clenches teeth to say. “你想要阻止我？”液态金属球咬牙道。 „Ha Ha Ha, did you say?” Senior White Two said with a smile, during the speeches, he held up the black long sword in hand, aimed at this Evil Lotus sword to cut: „Borrows your beforehand a single sentence: So long as is you matter that wants to handle, I am interested in preventing specially!” “哈哈哈,你说呢？”白前辈two笑道,说话间,他举起手中的黑色长剑,对准这株邪莲一剑斩去:“借用你以前的一句话:只要是你想要做的事情,我就特别有兴趣去阻止！” Senior White Two uses the sword, he is Nine Serenities World's ‚ruler’, a sword can mobilize the entire Nine Serenities World's strength conveniently. 白前辈two出剑,他是九幽世界的‘主宰者’,随手一剑就能调动整个九幽世界的力量。 Liquid Metal Ball clenches teeth bitterly, flashes before instantaneously in front of Senior White Two's. Its body changes into the steel shield, blocks the Senior White Two's sword: „Useless, in this Nine Serenities World, I, although cannot do to you, but you also gave up any idea of does to I!” 液态金属球恨恨咬牙,瞬间闪现在白前辈two的面前。它的身体化为钢铁盾牌,将白前辈two的剑挡住:“没用的,在这个九幽世界中,我虽然奈何不了你,但你也休想奈何的了我！” It and Senior White Two fought in Nine Serenities World for the first time is not, both sides were ‚Nine Serenities World ruler’, here their strength was the same, the power was the same. The matter that Senior White Two can achieve, Liquid Metal Ball can achieve similarly, both sides cannot do to the opposite party. 它和白前辈two在九幽世界中战斗也不是第一次了,双方都是‘九幽世界主宰者’,在这里他们两人实力相同,权力相同。白前辈two能做到的事情,液态金属球同样能做到,双方都奈何不了对方。 Liquid Metal Ball puts together goes all-out to protect ‚Evil Lotus’ the words, Senior White Two also will be very difficult ‚Evil Lotus’ ruining. 液态金属球拼尽全力去保护‘邪莲’的话,白前辈two也很难将‘邪莲’给毁掉。 „I cannot do to you, but...... I attack you to defend, the long time defends to lose. I have attacked, you have falling into enemy hands finally time.” Senior White Two said that the next moment, his figure broke the limit of space, presents in ‚Evil Lotus’ in a flash the right side, several sword qi fling toward ‚Evil Lotus’. “我奈何不了你,但是……我攻你守,久守必失。我一直攻击下去,你终有失守的时候。”白前辈two道,下一刻,他的身形突破了空间的限制,一瞬间出现在‘邪莲’的右侧,数道剑气朝着‘邪莲’甩出。 Liquid Metal Ball clenches the teeth, its figure also follows to flicker to move, keeps off in front of Senior White Two's, keeps off firmly his sword qi attack. 液态金属球咬紧牙关,它的的身形同样跟着瞬移,挡在白前辈two的面前,将他的剑气攻击牢牢挡下。 Afterward, the place bottom that entire Evil Lotus is, was covered dark. 随后,整个邪莲所在的地底,都被黑暗笼罩。 Fights between two ruler, the battle method is above the imagination of people. 两位主宰之间的战斗,交战手段超乎人们的想象。 Their attacks, their magecraft and their forms of combat, are completely different from ordinary cultivator and Demon of the Nine Serenities. In the darkness, fill the whole sky everywhere is Senior White Two and Liquid Metal Ball's form. both sides one attacks defends, does not know one's place completely. 他们的攻击、他们的法术、他们的战斗方式,和普通修士、九幽邪魔完全不同。黑暗中,漫天遍地都是白前辈two和液态金属球的身影。双方一攻一守,完全不分上下。 But at this moment...... finally, that ‚Evil Lotus’ the flower bud, stretches again. 而就在这时……终于,那‘邪莲’的花苞,再次舒展开来。 With ‚Evil Lotus’ blooming, in Nine Serenities World, there is one 【Realm Within the Realm】 Was opened, starts to take shape. 随着‘邪莲’的绽放,在九幽世界中,有一个【界中之界】被开辟出来,开始成型。 „[Happy Smile], white/in vain, you were defeated! Finally the successful person, is I!” Liquid Metal Ball triumphantly said-- 'Evil Lotus World' has opened, Senior White Two cannot prevent it! “【得意笑】,白,你失败了！最终成功的人,是我！”液态金属球得意洋洋道——‘邪莲世界’已经开辟,白前辈two没能阻止它！ Senior White Two stopped the attack, restored both hands to lean on the posture of sword. After the moment, he thinks, then face earnestly said: „Un, congratulates you!” 白前辈two停止了进攻,恢复到了双手拄剑的姿势。片刻后,他想了想,然后一脸认真道:“嗯,恭喜你！” Liquid Metal Ball: „......” 液态金属球:“……” „how to say it, was actually seeing you are attempting to leave 'World of the Nine Serenities', marches the present world's time, in my heart does not want to stop you very much. Because--, if you are defeated, that anything will not change. If you succeed, to me does not have the fault. Not?” Senior White Two said. “怎么说呢,其实在看到你在尝试着离开‘九幽世界’,进军现世的时候,我心中并不是很想要阻拦你。因为——如果你失败的话,那什么都不会改变。若是你成功的话,对我而言也没有坏处。不是吗？”白前辈two道。 „Do you know my attempt? Why do you also want to stop me?” Liquid Metal Ball said solemnly. “你知道我的企图？那你为什么还要来阻拦我？”液态金属球沉声道。 „Why? Because we aren't ‚eternal rival’? Therefore, regardless of you must do, I do not stop you, how could it not be my you don't obviously ‚eternal rival’ fulfill responsibility very much?” Senior White Two calmly said. “为什么？因为我们不是‘一生的对手’吗？所以,无论你要干什么,我不阻拦一下你的话,岂不显的我这个你‘一生的对手’很不尽责？”白前辈two平静道。 Liquid Metal Ball: „......” 液态金属球:“……” „Ok, time is running. let me see, how you must use this ‚Evil Lotus Dimension’, achieves to leave the Nine Serenities World's goal!” Senior White Two said. “好了,时间不多了。让我看看,你要如何利用这个‘邪莲空间’,达到离开九幽世界的目的吧！”白前辈two道。 Liquid Metal Ball clenches teeth secretly, its really unable understood that what Senior White Two is actually thinking? 液态金属球暗暗咬牙,它实在无法理解白前辈two到底在想什么？ However......, no matter the opposite party hits is what idea, Evil Lotus Dimension has split open, the opposite party unable has prevented it again! 但是……不管对方打的是什么主意,邪莲空间已经绽开,对方已经无法再阻止它了！ Evil Lotus blooms thoroughly, ‚Evil Lotus Dimension’ starts to finalize. 邪莲彻底绽放,‘邪莲空间’开始定型。 Liquid Metal Ball is maintaining vigilant, raises the body to drill into that ‚Evil Lotus Dimension’, it must in this ‚Evil Lotus Dimension’, iron oneself mark. 液态金属球保持着警惕,提身钻入到那个‘邪莲空间’中去,它要在这个‘邪莲空间’中,烙下自己的印记。 But in the entire process, Senior White Two has not really prevented it unexpectedly! 而整个过程中,白前辈two竟然真的没有阻止它！ ...... …… ...... …… Senior White Two calmly stands in ‚Evil Lotus Dimension’ like this beside, looks at Liquid Metal Ball irons to be its mark in ‚Evil Lotus Dimension’. 白前辈two就这样静静站在‘邪莲空间’之外,看着液态金属球在‘邪莲空间’中烙下属于它的印记。 【so that's how it is, fuses this space, irons the mark the way is such?】 Senior White Two secretly thought. 【原来如此,融合这个空间,烙下印记的方式是这样的吗？】白前辈two暗道。 Afterward, he closed the eye...... consciousness to enter that slightly ‚Makeup Test Dimension’. 随后,他微微闭上眼睛……意识进入到了那个‘补考空间’之中。 „Then, drew that Little Friend Song Shuhang.” Senior White Two said in a soft voice. “接下来,就是将那位宋书航小友拉进来了。”白前辈two轻声道。 xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx At this moment, Ruism White Cloud Academy. 此时此刻,儒家白云书院。 Resting Song Shuhang, always felt oneself have any important matter not to go to do, but cannot remember what important matter suddenly. 正在休息的宋书航,总感觉自己有什么重要的事情没有去做,但一时间又想不起有什么要事。 „The Sixteenth, you said that what I do have important matter, hasn't gone to manage?” Song Shuhang inquired. “阿十六,你说我有没有什么很重要的事情,没有去办？”宋书航询问道。 Su Clan's The Sixteenth had a small yawn: „Very important matter? Which aspect?” 苏氏阿十六打了个小哈欠:“很重要的事情？哪方面的？” „I cannot think, but always felt that is very at heart anxious, as if there is important matter to do immediately.” The Song Shuhang thinking said, he walks back and forth in the room. “我也想不起来,但总感觉心里很不安,似乎有重要的事情马上就要去做。”宋书航思索道,他在房间里走来走去。 „What cultivation technique oh...... do you have not to study? What enemy has to overthrow? What thing has not to eat? Also or, what special person has to see?” Su Clan's The Sixteenth scratched, because hits the teardrops that the yawn fashion has, spoke thoughtlessly to reply. “哦……你有什么功法没学？有什么敌人要打倒？有什么东西没吃？又或者,有什么特殊的人要去见？”苏氏阿十六擦了擦因为打哈欠时流出的泪珠,随口答道。 „The cultivation technique's words, my recent several cultivation technique just now cross the threshold. After I prepare again much study several cultivation technique, then looks for Senior Exterminating Phoenix to raise the cultivation technique's rank taking advantage of cpu, do not waste three opportunities. The words of enemy...... today brushed so many demons, object who should to overthrow. Eats the thing I not to have the too big desire x to look. Person who must see...... fuck, wait, I remembered.” Song Shuhang eye one bright. “功法的话,我最近几门功法才刚入门。我准备再多学几种功法后,再找灭凤前辈借cpu提升功法的等级,不要浪费三次机会。敌人的话……今天刷了这么多邪魔了,应该也没有要打倒的对象了。吃东西我也没太大的欲x望。要见的人……卧艹,等下,我想起来了。”宋书航眼睛一亮。 „What matter remembered?” Su Clan's The Sixteenth asked the important person who-- Song Shuhang must see curiously, was who? “想起什么事了吗？”苏氏阿十六好奇问道——宋书航要见的重要的人,是谁？ „Still remembers before me, to you have said that ‚Makeup Test Dimension’? When inside that ‚bì bì bì’ senior, draws each time I go, wants me to go to him to speak the joke piece. But the first several times, I have not prepared, used the whole body skills, ‚Infinite Makeup Test Dimension’ comes out from that. Therefore I decided that recently looked at some joke pieces, preparedness averts peril, even if at the appointed time were dragged into ‚Infinite Makeup Test’ in space, I can satisfy that with ease ‚bì bì bì’ the need of senior.” Song Shuhang is saying, turned on own cell phone. “还记得我之前跟你们说过的那个‘补考空间’吗？里面的那位‘哔哔哔’前辈,每次拉我进去时,就要我去给他讲个笑话段子。但前几次,我都没有准备,使出了浑身的解数,才从那个‘无限补考空间’中出来。所以我决定了,最近多看一些笑话段子,有备无患,到时就算被拉入到‘无限补考’空间中,我就能轻松的满足那位‘哔哔哔’前辈的需要了。”宋书航说着,打开了自己的手机。 He turned on the homepage, starts to search ‚interesting joke piece’, then on the homepage sprang many links, is completely the joke piece homepage. 他打开了网页,开始搜索‘有趣的笑话段子’,然后网页上弹出了许许多多的链接,全部都是笑话段子网页。 Song Shuhang, opened conveniently a homepage address. 宋书航随手一拉,打开了其中一个网页地址。 【Interesting evil joke 100】 After this is opens, title that the homepage chain draws. 【有趣的邪恶笑话100个】这是打开后,网页链拉的标题。 【Joke 1: A male student said to the goddess: I asked you to eat meal. The goddess answered makes: Another day.】 But also, is joined to the expression that is blushing to show smiles funnily, that expression ultra devil attribute, making one see, cannot bear want toward its face on to stick a fist. 【笑话一:一男生对女神说:我请你吃饭吧。女神答约:改日吧。】边上,还配上一个红着脸露出滑稽笑的表情,那个表情超魔性,让人看到,就忍不住想要朝它脸上糊一拳。 Song Shuhang: „......” 宋书航:“……” Dammit, this is what ghost joke. 妈蛋,这是什么鬼笑话啊。 Coming out that if he dares to a Senior White Two lecture of this joke, the opposite party to smile must blame. 如果他敢对着白前辈two讲这种笑话,对方能笑的出来才怪。 Continued to draw...... the following joke more excessive downward. Not was only evil, but also brought small ‚the yay building’ the interesting episode between what couples, lets joke that the person shamed blushes bashfully. 继续往下拉了拉……下面的笑话更加过分起来。不仅仅是邪恶了,还带点小‘耶楼’什么夫妻间的生活趣事啊,让人羞羞脸红的笑话啊。 Your younger sister! Song Shuhang wished one could to pound the cell phone, this belt/bring small ‚yay building’ joke , he if dares to the Senior White Two lecture, disliking the life is long? 你妹！宋书航恨不得砸手机了,这种带点小‘耶楼’的笑话,他要是敢对着白前辈two讲,嫌命长啦？ Changed the homepage decisively. 果断换网页了。 The Song Shuhang click page returned, returns the search page, then input 【Lets funny piece that person laughs loudly】. 宋书航点击页面返还,重新回到了搜索页面,然后输入【让人捧腹大笑的搞笑段子】。 While 1 of his finger in two characters in ‚search’ points, suddenly, he has a dizzy spell. 正当他手指在‘搜索’两字上一点,突然,他头晕目眩起来。 What's the matter? 怎么回事？ I have not clicked on that 【To understand the meaning of life? You want truly...... is living? Then that two yes or no option.】 我又没有点击那个【想明白生命的意义吗？你想要……真正的活着吗？然后那两个yes或是no的选项。】 I clicked on one ‚search’ push-button, why I suddenly on dizzy? 我只是点击了一个‘搜索’按钮而已,为什么我突然就晕了？ wait, could it be that? From the Senior White Two's summon? Does not want, please wait, please give me again several seconds, I had not found the appropriate joke. 等下,难道是那个？来自白前辈two的召唤？不要啊,请等一等啊,请再给我几秒钟的时间啊,我还没有找到合适的笑话啊。 But is very regrettable, the Song Shuhang innermost feelings anxious summon, cannot transmit to the Senior White Two's ear, he was dragged into ‚Infinite Makeup Test Dimension’ like this. 但很遗憾,宋书航内心焦急的呼唤,没能传达到白前辈two的耳朵中,他就这样被拉入到了‘无限补考空间’中去了。 Song Shuhang's body soft reversed to one side. 宋书航的身体软软的倒向了一边。 Su Clan's The Sixteenth blinks, later immediately understands-- Song Shuhang, was dragged into that strange space. 苏氏阿十六眨了眨眼睛,随后马上明白过来——宋书航,又被拉入到那个奇怪的空间了。 Therefore, her petite figure flashes, arrives at Song Shuhang's side, dexterous supports his body. 于是,她娇小的身形一闪,来到宋书航的身边,轻巧的将他的身体托住。 Meanwhile, Su Clan's Sixteenth's another hand caught the Song Shuhang's cell phone. 同时,苏氏阿十六的另一只手接住了宋书航的手机。 „This time, Shuhang made the preparation, in that Infinite Makeup Test Dimension, the words that even needs to laugh, should be no problem?” Su Clan's The Sixteenth muttered, in the meantime, her curious looked at one toward the Song Shuhang's cell phone page. “这次,书航做了准备,在那个无限补考空间中,就算需要笑话的话,应该没问题了吧？”苏氏阿十六喃喃道,同时,她好奇的往宋书航的手机页面上看了一眼。 „yí? Strange, but also in search page? Just looked that obviously Shuhang he did look at the appearances of several jokes?” Su Clan's The Sixteenth doubtfully said, later, she puts out a hand a stroke, pulled out the historical record of Song Shuhang cell phone page. “咦？奇怪,还在搜索页面吗？刚刚明明看书航他看了几个笑话的样子吧？”苏氏阿十六疑惑道,随后,她伸手一划,拉出了宋书航手机页面的历史记录。 Then, that 【Interesting evil joke 100】 Appears in the Su Clan's Sixteenth's eye. 接着,那【有趣的邪恶笑话100个】就出现在苏氏阿十六的眼中。 After The Sixteenth drew this homepage page, small face slightly red: „Bah this is any joke.” 阿十六拉了拉这张网页页面后,小脸微红:“呸这都是些什么笑话啊。” wait! 等下！ could it be did Song Shuhang only look at the joke in this page a moment ago? Then was dragged into that ‚Infinite Makeup Test Dimension’? 难道刚才宋书航只看了这个页面上的笑话？然后就被拉入到那个‘无限补考空间’中去了？ Such words......, if that ‚could not mention name’ the senior, wanted Song Shuhang lecture of joke cheerful time, Song Shuhang mentioned this 【100 evil jokes】. 那样的话……如果那位‘讲不出名字’的前辈,要宋书航讲个笑话乐呵乐呵的时候,宋书航讲出这【100个邪恶笑话】。 That scene is too sad touching, Su Clan's The Sixteenth does not dare to imagine. 那场面太凄美,苏氏阿十六不敢想象。 Song Shuhang pill, will refuse stubbornly? 宋书航药丸的吧,会死不？ Somewhat is worried for him. 真有点为他担心啊。 ...... …… ...... …… In Infinite Makeup Test Dimension 无限补考空间中 „Does not want Aaah, Senior White Two, please again give me some time. yí? Has come.” Song Shuhang a blink, discovered oneself have appeared in the Makeup Test Dimension square. “不要啊啊啊,白前辈two,请再给我一点时间啊。咦？已经进来了啊。”宋书航一眨眼,就发现自己已经出现在补考空间的广场上了。 In his front, is looking at him who Senior White Two smiles. 在他前方,白前辈two笑眯眯的望着他。 „Only Ha Ha Ha, Senior White, hello. Right senior, your ‚did Dragon Demon Medicine’ receive?” Song Shuhang opens the mouth to say-- gain the upper hand by a show of strength, the move back topic, do not go back ‚joke piece’ the topic on, in his present belly evil joke and belt/bring small ‚yay building’ the joke, is in front of Senior White Two's to speak these two jokes, simply is seeking death! “只哈哈哈,白前辈,您好啊。对了前辈,您的那支‘龙魔药剂’收到了吧？”宋书航开口道——先声夺人,拉远话题,不要将话题重新拉回到‘笑话段子’上,他现在肚子里的只有邪恶笑话和带点小‘耶楼’的笑话,当着白前辈two的面讲这两种笑话,简直是作死！ He is not Senior Mad Sabre Three Waves, seeking death this matter, he is the rejection. 他又不是狂刀三浪前辈,作死这种事情,他是拒绝的。 „Un, has received. However I have not taken, because the midway had/left a troublesome matter.” Senior White Two smiles to say. “嗯,已经收到了。不过我还没有服用,因为中途出了点麻烦的事情。”白前辈two笑眯眯道。 „Ha Ha Ha, that is good. Senior White, how do I teach you to spin a cocoon?” Song Shuhang proposed that-- very good, pulled far the topic, the farther the better. “啊哈哈哈,那就好。白前辈,要不我教您如何结茧？”宋书航提议道——非常好,将话题扯远,越远越好。 „This does not need to trouble you, in my Nine Serenities World, the demon that can spin a cocoon what are many are. I look for one to come out casually, making them tie a cocoon to show me, I learned.” Senior White Two continues to smile. “这就不用麻烦你啦,我九幽世界中,会结茧的邪魔多的是。我随便找一只出来,让它们结个茧给我看看,我就学会了。”白前辈two继续笑眯眯。 „Ha Ha.” Song Shuhang hollow laugh two. “啊哈哈。”宋书航干笑了两声。 „Ok, did not pull so many. I the very important information, is related to your world and Ruism's life and death now on hand, can listen?” Senior White Two said. “好了,不扯这么多了。我现在手头有一个非常重要的情报,事关你们的世界和儒家的生死存亡,要听吗？”白前辈two道。 Song Shuhang immediately an eye bright-- this Senior White Two's information and news, have not made a mistake. 宋书航顿时眼睛一亮——这位白前辈two的情报和消息,从来就没有出错过。 If the information relates to the Ruism's life and death, that certainly is very serious. 如果情报关系到儒家的生死存亡,那就一定很严重。 „, And Nine Serenities World's Evil Lotus is related with Ruism's Golden Lotus?” Song Shuhang asked. “和儒家的金莲、以及九幽世界的邪莲有关吗？”宋书航问道。 „yí? Do you know Nine Serenities World's Evil Lotus?” Senior White Two was somewhat curious, this matter he has not told Song Shuhang. “咦？你知道九幽世界的邪莲？”白前辈two有些好奇了,这事情他可没有告诉过宋书航啊。 Song Shuhang: „Is a long story, because of my strange talent, I have seen Nine Serenities World's that Evil Lotus one time. With Ruism's Gentleman's Golden Lotus about the same......, these two lotus flowers has the strangeness.” 宋书航:“说来话长,因为我的一个奇怪的天赋,我见过九幽世界的那邪莲一次。就和儒家的君子金莲差不多……果然,这两个莲花有古怪。” „That, do you also want to listen to my information now not?” Senior White Two said. “那么,你现在还要听听我的情报不？”白前辈two道。 „Wants! Also asked Senior White you to tell me.” Song Shuhang promptly said. “要！还请白前辈你告诉我。”宋书航连忙道。 „Then...... spoke a joke to me cheerful.” Senior White Two sits to say straight.( To be continued.) “那么……就讲个笑话给我乐呵一下呗。”白前辈two端正坐好道。(未完待续。)