in this world will how can it be depend on Nine Serenities Ruler that ‚joke’ this type of thing can coax awakes? When what you Nine Serenities Ruler is? 这世界上怎么可能会有靠着‘笑话’这种东西就能哄醒的九幽主宰？你当九幽主宰是什么？ Especially this evil ‚Ruler White’, the character is extremely bad, is Nine Serenities Ruler in Nine Serenities Ruler. Previous time to study his body's bed sheet, arrests him, detained a long time. 特别是这位邪恶的‘白主宰’,性格极其恶劣,乃是九幽主宰中的九幽主宰。上次只是为了研究他身上的被单,就将他抓捕过来,关押了很长一段时间。 To a Ruler White lecture of joke, this matter is the biggest joke. 对白主宰讲笑话,这事本身就是最大的笑话。 Thinks of here, the [Anything Can Sell] big shot tightened body frail bed sheet-- not to know that is body this bed sheet was too long had not sunned reason, even if he bound the bed sheet again tight, still unable attained to obtain many warmth from it. 想到这里,什么都能卖大佬不由紧了紧身上单薄的被单——不知是不是身上这条被单太久没晒太阳了的原因,即使他将被单裹的再紧,也无法从它上面获得到更多的温暖。 next time quietly own bed sheet and silly disciple trades? In any case is similar model, even if changed her should be unable to detect the difference. [Anything Can Sell] big shot secretly said in heart. 下回悄悄将自己的被单和傻弟子的换一换？反正都是同款,就算换了她应该也察觉不出异样来。什么都能卖大佬心中暗道。 „Boss Song, I felt that ‚spoke joke’ this matter you to give up, you did not have the talent in this aspect.” Scallion Lady proposed earnestly: „Might as well change me to come?” “宋老板,我感觉‘讲笑话’这种事你还是放弃吧,你没有这方面的天赋。”葱娘认真提议道:“不如换我来吧？” Song Shuhang disdains saying: „Where can you be better than to go me? Your these cold jokes more will only listen to be colder, moreover your low-end smiling, the listened person has not laughed at yourself first laughter during a performance.” 宋书航不屑道:“你能比我好到哪去？你的那些冷笑话只会越听越冷,而且就你那低端的笑点,听的人还没笑你自己就先笑场了。” Then, he puts out a hand according to returning to the pocket Scallion Lady's scallion tip, then lays out the cell phone say/way: „I come prepared this time, with these jokes, I had confidence that makes Senior White Two satisfy.” 说罢,他伸手将葱娘的葱尖按回口袋,然后摆了摆手机道:“我这次是有备而来的,凭着这些笑话,我有把握让白前辈two满足。” Senior White Doppelgänger said: „I felt that we are the scene perform in the modern drama.” 白前辈分身道:“我感觉我们还是现场演话剧吧。” „Senior White your don't create trouble, I have reactivated today a time.” Song Shuhang clears throat, starts a in deadly earnest lecture of joke: „Very long long time ago......” “白前辈你别闹,我今天已经复活过一次了。”宋书航清了清嗓子,开始一本正经讲笑话:“很久很久以前……” Fairy Good Fortune emits suddenly: „In the remote mountain Daoist temple, is occupying Eternal Life not old Daoist.” 造化仙子突然冒出:“在深山的道观中,居住着一位长生不老的道人。” Song Shuhang: „!!!” 宋书航:“！！！” Then, Black Skinned Soft Feather drills from the shadow, the connection said: „One day, the Daoist's disciple inquired curiously: Master master, why do you choose cultivation?” 然后,黑皮羽柔子从影子中钻出,接口道:“有一天,道人的弟子好奇询问道:师父师父,你是为什么选择修仙的？” After Black Skinned Soft Feather read one, stopped, because Karmic Virtue Snake Beauty will just offer a sacrifice to the column, but also did not have the rebirth to come back, lacked successors. 黑皮羽柔子念完一段后停了下来,因为功德蛇美人刚将自己祭柱了,还没有重生回来,后继无人。 While at this time, in the Su Clan's The Sixteenth heart is lodging the spirit ghost fairy maiden emits suddenly: „Naturally is because the tomb price rises, refuses stubbornly, has to suppress the-- seabed cemetery 30% discount to entertain guests greatly, are you for ‚still refusing stubbornly’ to worry? You also are the tomb price rapid rises, but pain? The Yu Jiaojiao seabed cemetery starts doing business grandly, the Haijing Villa tomb, after you die, best choice! Now purchases, buys five also to deliver one.” 正当这时,苏氏阿十六心脏中寄宿着的灵鬼仙子突然冒出:“当然是因为墓地价格上涨,死不起,只好憋着——海底墓场七折大酬宾,你们还在为‘死不起’而烦恼吗？你们还在为墓地价格飞速上涨而痛苦吗？鱼娇娇海底墓场隆重开业,海景别墅墓地,您死后最佳的选择！现在购买,买五个还送一个哩。” Song Shuhang turns the head to look stiffly to the Su Clan's Sixteenth's chest. 宋书航僵硬地转过头来望向苏氏阿十六的胸口。 „Looks at anything to look, this is your spirit ghost.” Elder Sister White Dragon cheerfully said. “看什么看,这是你的灵鬼。”白龙姐姐乐呵道。 Song Shuhang skull pain: „Why wants the emergency broadcast Yu Jiaojiao's seabed cemetery advertisement suddenly?” 宋书航脑壳痛:“为什么突然要插播鱼娇娇的海底墓场广告？” Moreover...... 【naive, Elder Sister White Dragon, you think that I am looking at spirit ghost?】 另外……【天真,白龙姐姐,你以为我只是在看灵鬼？】 A Su Clan's The Sixteenth slightly thinking, said: „Possibly because of couple days ago Yu Jiaojiao SMS advertisement? It is said so long as becomes her dealer, every time sells one set of seabed cemetery, can obtain massive spirit stone to pull out from Yu Jiaojiao that?” 苏氏阿十六略一思索,道:“可能是因为前几天鱼娇娇群发的招商广告？据说只要成为她的经销商,每卖出一套海底墓场,都能从鱼娇娇那分得大量灵石抽成？” Song Shuhang: „......” 宋书航:“……” Haven't I received the Yu Jiaojiao's inviting businessmen to open company message? If I become the Yu Jiaojiao's dealer earlier, a moment ago in All Heavens and Myriad Realms manifested a presence sermon, gave her seabed cemetery to come the section advertisement, to attain with spirit stone leniently. 我怎么没收到鱼娇娇的招商消息？我要是早点成为鱼娇娇的经销商,刚才在诸天万界显圣讲法时,给她的海底墓场来段广告,岂不是拿灵石拿到手软。 Unknowingly I missed one hundred million. 不知不觉我又错过了一个亿啊。 At this time, Scallion Lady said out loud in pocket: „Boss Song, Ruler White has no response, explained that your joke simply has not poked his smiling.” 这时,口袋中的葱娘出声道:“宋老板,白主宰没有任何反应,说明你的笑话根本没有戳中他的笑点。” „Shuhang, you give up speaking the joke, your pendants are more talented than you.” Senior White Doppelgänger echoes to say. “书航,你放弃讲笑话吧,你身上的挂件们比你有天赋多了。”白前辈分身附和道。 Song Shuhang grabs the cell phone, raise head Heavens Above. 宋书航抓着手机,抬头望天。 However after the moment, in his sudden heart moves. 不过片刻后,他突然心中一动。 He turns the head to look to the [Anything Can Sell] big shot, both eyes is bright: „The [Anything Can Sell] big shot, please sell my one to make the joke that 'Senior White Two' smiles to make noise!” 他转头望向什么都能卖大佬,双眼明亮:“什么都能卖大佬,请卖我一个能令‘白前辈two’笑出声来的笑话！” „Fellow Daoist Tyrant Song, please disappear from my sight with the least friction!” The [Anything Can Sell] big shot sneers to say. “霸宋道友,请你以最小的摩擦力消失在我的视线中！”什么都能卖大佬冷笑道。 Scallion Lady: „Ha Ha Ha Ha!” 葱娘:“哈哈哈哈！” Song Shuhang: „Does senior, believe me to forward to Senior White Two this joke immediately?” 宋书航:“前辈,信不信我马上将这个笑话转给白前辈two？” [Anything Can Sell] big shot: „......” 什么都能卖大佬:“……” Song Shuhang sighed, withdraw cell phone-- gave a Senior White Two lecture of joke obviously is the very great plan, what a pity his execution had the issue. 宋书航叹了口气,收起手机——明明给白前辈two讲笑话是个非常棒的方案,可惜他的执行力有问题。 Then, the direct physics awakens Senior White Two! 那么,直接物理唤醒白前辈two吧！ The Song Shuhang withdraw cell phone, then the right hand extends charming: „Senior Heart Demon Scarlet Firmament Sword, comes out of the sheath!” 宋书航收起手机,然后右手帅气一伸:“心魔赤霄剑前辈,出鞘！” He prepares to cut oneself right hand with Senior Scarlet Firmament Sword, then flings near the right hand 'seal pillar', brushes «Raising Sabre Art» to try to seal pillar that Senior White Two is sleeping. 他准备用赤霄剑前辈斩下自己的右手,然后将右手甩到‘封印柱’边上,对着白前辈two睡觉的封印柱刷一通《养刀术》试试。 After long time,...... 半晌后…… yí? Senior Scarlet Firmament Sword? 咦？赤霄剑前辈呢？ „Senior Song, before Senior Scarlet Firmament Sword , after Fairy @#%x swallows down, with her together offered a sacrifice to column.” The Black Skinned Soft Feather low voice reminder said. “宋前辈,赤霄剑前辈之前被＠＃％×仙子吞下去后,跟着她一起被祭柱了。”黑皮羽柔子小声提醒道。 Song Shuhang: „!!!” 宋书航:“！！！” Did Senior Scarlet Firmament Sword also offer a sacrifice to the column together? 赤霄剑前辈也被一起祭柱了？ „It is not good, Fairy Karmic Virtue can taking advantage of my strength rebirth, but Senior Heart Demon Scarlet Firmament Sword is Heart Demon, it may not have the rebirth function!” Song Shuhang puts out a hand hastily a racket, displays «Tyrant God Pillar» secret technique, Karmic Virtue Pillar – Snake Immortal Pillar summoning. “不好,功德仙子能够借着我的力量重生,但心魔赤霄剑前辈是心魔,它可没有重生功能啊！”宋书航连忙伸手一拍,施展《霸神柱》秘法,将功德柱?蛇仙柱给召唤出来。 39 meters high Snake Immortal Pillar was summoned, supports in the steel lair. 39米高的蛇仙柱被召唤出来,撑在钢铁巢穴之中。 Dazzling Light of Karmic Virtue, covers the entire steel lair. 耀眼的功德之光,笼罩整个钢铁巢穴。 Column body, Karmic Virtue Snake Beauty's relief vivid and lifelike...... 柱身上,功德蛇美人的浮雕栩栩如生…… „Senior Heart Demon Scarlet Firmament Sword, are you also living not? Is living squeak!” Song Shuhang called out. “心魔赤霄剑前辈,你还活着不？活着就吱一声啊！”宋书航叫道。 „squeak squeak squeak ~ is which idiot puts Light of Karmic Virtue on my side?” #Hamster's voice resounds, it rested near Senior White Two seal pillar's, finally by this Light of Karmic Virtue photo, forcefully from resting to ponder in status to awaken. “吱吱吱~是哪个蠢货在我身边放功德之光？”仓鼠号的声音响起,它原本睡在白前辈two封印柱的边上,结果被这功德之光一照,硬生生从睡虑状态中惊醒过来。 #Hamster opens eyes then sees in the #Tyrant Song hand to brandish the column of huge Karmic Virtue, inserts the eye in the steel lair. 仓鼠号一睁眼便看到霸宋号手中挥舞着巨大的功德之柱,在钢铁巢穴中插眼。 Inserts Karmic Virtue Pillar in the Nine Serenities Ruler's den, is this must revolt? 在九幽主宰的老巢中插功德柱,这是要造反？ „#Tyrant Song, you are playing the hammer! The world is so big, can't you have a look deftly?” The #Hamster grabbed charming cloak, covers own body. “霸宋号,你在玩锤子啊！世界那么大,你就不能麻利的出去看看吗？”仓鼠号抓起自己帅气的披风,将自己的身体遮盖。 Song Shuhang: „......” 宋书航:“……” He puts out a hand to caress, ‚Karmic Virtue Pillar’ will shift Core World fast. 他伸手一抚,飞快将‘功德柱’转移到核心世界。 In him just withdraw ‚Karmic Virtue Pillar’ instance, Senior White Two's seal pillar opening. 就在他刚收起‘功德柱’的瞬间,白前辈two的封印柱开启。 A thigh flashes before from 'seal pillar', appears in Song Shuhang's side instantaneously. 一条大腿从‘封印柱’中闪现,瞬间出现在宋书航的身边。 This thigh lightly sweeps, then kicks from the steel lair Song Shuhang. 这条大腿轻轻一扫,便将宋书航从钢铁巢穴中踢飞出去。 „Aaah ~ ~” Fairy Good Fortune replaces Song Shuhang to send out a wave of pitiful yell, and matched small path BgM: „I deliver you to leave, beyond a thousand miles ~” “啊啊啊~啊~”造化仙子代替宋书航发出一波惨叫,并配了小段BgM:“我送你离开,千里之外~” The people gaze after the form that Song Shuhang goes far away. 众人目送宋书航远去的身影。 But after that kicked the Song Shuhang's thigh slightly stop moment, another flashes before, pursues the Song Shuhang's form to go. 而那条踢飞了宋书航的大腿微微停顿片刻后,又一个闪现,追着宋书航的身影而去。 „yí, is that leg...... Nine Serenities Senior White's?” Black Skinned Soft Feather doubtfully said, she turns the head to look backward, in seal pillar Senior White Two's both legs also in! “咦,那条腿……是九幽白前辈的吗？”黑皮羽柔子疑惑道,她转头向后望去,封印柱中白前辈two的双腿都还在啊！