Was Dragon Bacompelledfinallyinsanely?龙爸终于还是被逼疯了?【I, Dog Egg Dad is concerned about face.】At this time, the Striped DragonTwobig shotsaid.
【我狗蛋爹要脸。】这时,斑纹龙two大佬道。This is no longer a matter of Shuhang not giving him the steps...... Now he has prepared the steps himself, but Song Shuhang has pulled the steps away!这已经不是书航给不给他台阶下的事了……现在是他已经自己准备好了台阶,但宋书航却又将台阶给抽掉了!In this case, how could he have the cheek to congratulate Song Shuhang, change this ‘Dog Egg’ this Dao name once again? HissolemnFormer Nine Serenities Ruler, is concerned about face.
这种情况下,他怎么可能厚着脸皮去给宋书航祝贺,再改掉‘程狗蛋’这个道号?他堂堂前九幽主宰,要脸。There is another point...... Ever since Cheng Lin’s name was changed into ‘Dog Egg’, the number of words she chatted with him today, more than the past several thousand years combined!另外还有一点……自从将程琳改名为‘程狗蛋’后,她今天和自己聊天的字数,比以往几千年加起来还要多!Everything has two sides, behind the bad side, maybe there is a good point hidden.凡事都有两面性,在坏的一面背后,说不定就隐藏着好的一点。Thinks ofhere, Striped DragonTwopinchedin the heartto prepare the goodlinesactually, hefell the visiontoSong Shuhangback'Demon Emperor È'body.
想到这里,斑纹龙two硬是掐掉了心中早就准备好的台词,他将目光落向宋书航背后的‘魔帝?噩’身上。„Senior Striped Dragon...... that line just now was purely accidental. My brain crashed, speak without thinking.”Song Shuhanganswered.
“斑纹龙前辈……刚才那台词纯属意外。当时我脑壳宕机,说的话没经过大脑深度思考。”宋书航解释道。„doesn't matter, Dog Egg.”Senior Striped Dragon Twoshows a faint smile saying: „Dog Egg OrderthisDao nameisItakestoyou, howthereforeyou want to say that noproblem. Because, its your Dao name ah!”
“没关系的,狗蛋。”斑纹龙two前辈微微一笑道:“程狗蛋这个道号是我给你取的,所以你想怎么自称,都没任何毛病。因为,它就是你的道号啊!”You are my Dog Eggs!你们都是我的狗蛋!Cheng Lin: (╯°Д°)╯︵┻━┻程琳:(╯°Д°)╯︵┻━┻Song Shuhang responded immediately: „make sense that Dog Egg Dadsaid.”宋书航马上配合的回道:“狗蛋爹说的有道理。”Not far away, [Anything Can Sell]big shot: „......”Simultaneously, henoticesthis'Dog Egg Dad'alonefootStriped Dragonmodeling, whichlegendas ifhas seenin?
不远处,什么都能卖大佬:“……”同时,他注意到这位‘狗蛋爹’的独脚斑纹龙造型,似乎在哪个传说中见过?„Fellow Daoist Whiteis well.”At this time, the Striped DragonTwobig shotfirstwavestoSage White.
“白道友安好。”这时,斑纹龙two大佬先冲着白圣挥了挥手。„Fellow Daoist Striped Dragonis well.”Senior White Doppelgängerreplied.
“斑纹龙道友安好。”白前辈分身回道。
After firing offgreeting, the Striped DragonTwobig shotshifts the topictoDemon Emperor Èbodyforcefully, said: „ThisisthatUnbounded Demon Sect'ssect leader, what for you captured him alive?”
打完招呼后,斑纹龙two大佬又强行将话题转移到魔帝?噩身上,道:“这就是那个无极魔宗的宗主吧,你活捉他准备干嘛用?”Song Shuhangexplained: „Mythisdid not promoteEighth Stage, wait for me to return to the present world, preparedto look forThree Eyed Seniorto betonegame, let’s see if I can win some more treasures from him. Therefore, Ineed a gambling stake.”宋书航解释道:“我这不是晋升八品了吗,接下来等我回现世后,就准备找三眼前辈赌上一局,看看能不能再从他手中赢点宝物过来。所以,我需要一个赌注。”„For betting with Three Eyes? Un, has the creativity.” The Striped DragonTwobig shotmoodis joyfulimmediately: „Are you confident to win against that Three Eyes?”
“用来和三只眼的打赌用?嗯,有创意。”斑纹龙two大佬心情顿时愉悦起来:“你有把握赢那个三只眼的?”„ActuallyIhave wonseveralgames.”Song Shuhangexplained: „Senior Three Eyes’ gambling luck actually quite bad, tenbetnineto lose.”
“其实我已经赢了好几局了。”宋书航解释道:“三眼前辈的赌运其实蛮差的,十赌九输。”
The gentrydemon and eye-lookinggreatislanddemon and eyedemongatherbody, threebigNinth Stagedemoncorner of the mouthtwitch. Ownlordonlineloses face, theyalsoverydespair.
身后,绅士邪魔、长眼睛的巨岛邪魔、眼魔集合体,三大九品邪魔嘴角抽搐。自家主子在线丢脸,它们也很绝望啊。„Ha Ha, interesting. Come, givesmethisfellow, Igivehimbodyto make uponeset of sealing art, suppressesitthoroughly, so that you can fulfil your bet with Three Eyes.” The Striped DragonTwobig shotdoes not wait forSong Shuhangto open the mouthto seek help, assumed full responsibility of the sealDemon Emperor È'smatteron own initiative.
“哈哈,有意思。来,将这家伙给我,我给他身上补一套封印术,将它彻底压制,方便你去履行和三只眼的赌约。”斑纹龙two大佬不等宋书航开口求助,就主动包揽了封印魔帝?噩的事。Fairy Dog Egg Order: „......”程狗蛋仙子:“……”She felt that her Dragon Ba was probably already incurable;Shealsofelt that herFairy @#%xwas also incurable! After staying with Song Shuhang for a long time, Fairy @#%xas ifalsogot sick.她感觉自家龙爹恐怕已经没救了;她还感觉自家的@#%×仙子也没救了!自从和宋书航呆的久了后,@#%×仙子似乎也病了。Nearby, Song Shuhang hurriedly motioned for the Ninth Stage demons to send Demon Emperor È to Dog Egg Dad--Dog Egg Dad took the initiative to help, even if Song Shuhang’s brain is in a state of crash, it is impossible to refuse the kindness of his senior.
边上,宋书航连忙示意九品邪魔们将魔帝?噩送到狗蛋爹面前——狗蛋爹主动帮忙,宋书航就算大脑处于宕机状态,也不可能拒绝前辈的好意。Demon Emperor Èin the despair, raise headlookstoDog Egg Dad. His life, has not thoughtfuturemaybecomeinothershand‚gambling stake’. Hissolemndemon emperor'sself-respectcame under the intenseattack, evenRuism Holy Manhas not attackedhisself-respect!魔帝?噩在绝望中,抬头望向狗蛋爹。他这一生,从来没想过未来自己有可能会成为别人手中的‘赌注’。他堂堂魔帝的自尊受到了强烈打击,连儒家圣人都没这么打击过他的自尊!„Little fellowyouhave the talentvery much, has the methodvery much, to be honestIsettle onyouvery much. What a pity, youmet the wrongpersonin the wrongtime.”Dog Egg Dadsaid out loud, heto the 'Restore Demon Sea World'technique that Demon Emperor Èstudies, a littleinterest. This little guy is a genius who can make troubles, but unfortunately he has met Tyrant Song who is even more troublesome.
“小家伙你很有天赋,也很有手段,说实话我很看中你。可惜,你在错误的时间遇上了错误的人。”狗蛋爹出声道,他对魔帝?噩研究出来的‘复辟魔海世界’手法,有点兴趣。这小家伙是个会搞事的天才,可惜遇上了更会搞事的霸宋。Emperornumb? Disturbinghearing this, the eye socketwas moist.
麻帝?噩闻言,眼眶都湿润了。Song Shuhanghearing this, said: „yí? Is Dog Egg Dadinterestedtohim? After thatby that timeI and Three Eyed Senior'sgambling housefinished, thendelivers you that sidehim?”宋书航闻言,道:“咦?狗蛋爹对他有兴趣?那到时候我和三眼前辈的赌局结束后,便将他送你那边去?”The gamble with Three Eyes Senior this time around, Song Shuhang was going to bring Senior White Doppelgänger along......, therefore, there is a good chance that the gambling stake he takes out will be brought back.这次和三眼前辈的赌局,宋书航准备带白前辈分身过去……所以,他带出去的赌注有很大概率能带回来。But after bringing, he didn’t know what to do with Demon Emperor È, can’t be imprisoned in the Core World forever, right? If Dog Egg Dad is willing to accept Demon Emperor È, its a good solution--Perhaps if Dog Egg Dad is happy, will deliver him a spirit stone mineral lode.
而带回来后,他也不知道要如何处置魔帝?噩,总不能一直关在核心世界吧?如果狗蛋爹到时候愿意收下魔帝?噩的话,倒是个不错的处置方案——说不定狗蛋爹一开心,就送他一条灵石矿脉呢。„Let’s talk about this after you’ve won against Three Eyes ba.” The Striped DragonTwobig shotsaid,hestretches out the clawto pressindisturbingbody, oneset of completesealing artironsbehindDemon Emperor È's. When brand markseal, Dog Egg Dadpays attentionto avoid the chest‚Ruism Holy Manseal’, so as to avoid the Holy Manstrength and Nine Serenities Rulerstrengthclash.
“这事等你赢了三只眼后再说吧。”斑纹龙two大佬道,他伸出爪子在噩身上一按,一套完整的封印术烙在魔帝噩的背后。烙印封印时,狗蛋爹注意避开胸口的‘儒家圣人封印’,免得圣人力量和九幽主宰力量相冲。Meanwhile, in the instance that sealing artcompletes, Dog Egg Dadalsoinsealing artkeptin secret‚monitoring’. At that time, can be used to watch the gamble between Three Eyes and Song Shuhang--Dog Egg Dad wanted to see Three Eyes’ disastrous gambling defeat with his own eyes!
同时,在封印术完成的瞬间,狗蛋爹还暗中在封印术内留了个‘监控’。到时候可以用来收看三眼和宋书航之间对赌的局面——狗蛋爹想要亲眼欣赏三眼赌局惨败的一幕!
After the sealcompletes, Demon Emperor Èlost the resistancethoroughly. Butat least, helived.
封印完成后,魔帝?噩彻底失去了抵抗能力。但至少,他活下来了。Song Shuhang stretched out his hand, Core Worldopens, delivered to Heavenly Court fragment'Locking Immortals Prison'to detainDemon Emperor Ètemporarily.宋书航伸手一划,核心世界开启,将魔帝?噩送到了天庭碎片‘锁仙狱’中暂时关押。
After handlinggoodDemon Emperor È, Song Shuhangalsoinquired: „Right, Dog Egg Dad, did youhave the meansstabilizedlivebehindmy‚sermonspaceland plot’, makingitno longerdissipate?”
处置好魔帝?噩后,宋书航又询问道:“对了,狗蛋爹,你有没有办法稳定住我身后的‘讲法空间地块’,让它不再消散?”
After the Striped DragonTwobig shotlooked ateyethatsermonworldland plot, shakes the head saying: „ThismatterIhelpless...... after all, I’m not the current Nine Serenities Ruler.”斑纹龙two大佬望了眼那讲法世界地块后,摇了摇头道:“这事我无能为力……毕竟我已经不是现任九幽主宰。”[Anything Can Sell]big shot: „!!!”什么都能卖大佬:“!!!”Heheard a seriousnews.
他是不是听到了一个不得了的消息。Caneliminate a potential informant?
会不会被灭口?„That can only awakenSenior White Two.”Song Shuhangsaid.
“那只能将白前辈two唤醒了。”宋书航道。„Yougo, I’ll take care of Demon Sea World from the outside.”Striped DragonTworeplied.
“你进去吧,我在外面照看着魔海世界。”斑纹龙two回道。InDemon Sea Worldnation, Spooky Song+Fellow Daoist Stone Tabletis suppressingentireUnbounded Demon Sect. In order to prevent accidents, Dog Egg Dadinlong-distancepays attention.魔海世界国度中,宋幽幽+石碑道友压制着整个无极魔宗。为了防止意外,狗蛋爹在远程关注。Song Shuhangnods: „Then I’ll take everyone to go to Senior White Two.”宋书航点头:“那我带着大家先进去找白前辈two。”
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……Insteellair.钢铁巢穴中。Song Shuhangarrives at the place of Senior White Twosleepingfamiliar and easy.宋书航轻车熟路地来到白前辈two睡觉之处。Inseal pillar, Senior White Twoas in high and lowups and downs, sleeping sweetly. Hasthissealfortunately , the Senior White TwoNine Serenities Ruler'spressurehas been suppressed.封印柱内,白前辈two依旧在上下沉浮,睡的香甜。还好有这层封印在,白前辈two九幽主宰的威压得到压制。„How do youprepareto awakenRuler White?”Pavilion Lord Chu Antenna Hairasked.
“你准备怎么唤醒白主宰?”楚阁主呆毛问道。„Moreover, we can’t get too close to the seal pillar, once get too close, we will fall asleep under the influence of Nine Serenities Senior White.”Su Clan's The Sixteenthadded.
“而且我们不能靠封印柱太近,一旦靠的太近,会受到九幽白前辈影响陷入睡觉状态。”苏氏阿十六补充道。„Or, Shuhangwecooperateto read a dialog, under stimulatesNine Serenities' White?”Senior White Doppelgängerbegin to stirsaid.
“要不,书航我们来合作念一段对白,来刺激下九幽白?”白前辈分身蠢蠢欲动道。ThisSenior White Doppelgänger, is notfirstcoming out. Song Shuhangsuspected,he likely grabbed the Senior Whitemain bodyinitially, flingsWhite Doppelgänger that the main bodyexplores the way.
这尊白前辈分身,已经不是第一次出来。宋书航怀疑,他很可能就是当初抓着白前辈本体,将本体甩出去探路的白分身。„no need, no need, actuallyIpreparedseveralplans.”Song Shuhangbeckons with the handagain and again, thenhe took out his cell phone, opened a document.
“不用不用,其实我准备了几个方案。”宋书航连连摆手,然后他掏出手机,打开一个文档。Su Clan's The Sixteenthand the othersleaned overlooked atone.苏氏阿十六等人凑过头来瞄了一眼。Saw the document marked «1001 Joke Collections».只见文档上标注着《一千零一个笑话全集》。
The [Anything Can Sell]big shotis puzzled: „Joke?”什么都能卖大佬一脸疑惑:“笑话?”„Right, is the joke.”Song Shuhangseriously said: „Before thisisIam very long, grasps, has not actually usedin the true sense‚to the Senior White Twoplan’. Senior White Two, Icometo speak a joketoyou!”
“对,就是笑话。”宋书航严肃道:“这是我很久前就掌握的,却从来没有真正意义上使用过的‘对白前辈two方案’。白前辈two,我来给你讲个笑话!”[Anything Can Sell]big shot: „......”什么都能卖大佬:“……”Hefelt that Tyrant Songpersonallywill be pinchedbyRuler White, becomes a truejoke.
他感觉霸宋本人会被白主宰捏死,成为一个真正的笑话。
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