At night. 夜晚。 The star curtain dangles, in the valley open-air ignited the bonfire. 星幕垂下,谷内露天燃起了篝火。 The mysterious animals sit together, eats food that Kang De is bringing respectively, then listens to a Kang De person to blow to compel endlessly. 神奇动物们围坐在一起,各自吃着康德带来的食物,然后听着康德一个人在喋喋不休地吹逼。 The person is the social animal, needs the public relations, needs to exchange, although what a pity they very intelligent, but will not speak, is unable to exchange, cannot understand the Kang De words. 人是社会动物,需要社交,需要交流,可惜它们虽然都很有灵性,但却不会说话,无法交流,也听不懂康德的话。 That parrot also meets the school, moreover only studies the obscene talk. 那鹦鹉也只是会学舌,而且只学骚话。 They are also listening to Kang De to be verbose. 它们也只是在听康德絮叨罢了。 „However, and does not have any egg uses......” “然而,并没有什么卵用啊……” Kang De sighed: „ Double puts on, double puts on, the transmission gate, my family backyard has Different World anything, the proper net article repertoire, is the profiteer, sells two sides thing two, gets rich, 康德叹了口气:“双穿,双穿啊,传送门,我家后院有异界什么的,妥妥网文套路,接下来就是做倒爷,把两边的东西两头卖,发大财, Opens the harem, what steps onto life peak, shouldn't the story development be this? ” 开后宫,走上人生巅峰什么的,故事发展不应该是这样吗？” He drank beer, shouted to shout: „ Therefore does the wool, why does my double put on the opening to turn into this? Unmanned desert island that unexpectedly a transmigrated Different World bird does not defecate, whom I ask to sell the thing 他喝了一口啤酒,嚷嚷道:“所以搞毛啊,为什么我这双穿开局会变成这样？居然穿越到异界一个鸟不拉屎的无人荒岛,那我找谁卖东西 ? This, what is more excessive, Earth also becomes the bird not to defecate unexpectedly! ” 啊？这也就罢了,更过分的是,地球居然也变得鸟不拉屎啦！” The parrot school said very much intelligently: „Bird does not defecate! The bird does not defecate!” 鹦鹉很聪明地学舌道:“鸟不拉屎！鸟不拉屎！” Orangutan has taken beverage bottle from the hand of Kang De, put one side, the vision of wolf badger and pigeon immediately becomes sharp- these mysterious animals like various farms that eats Kang De to bring very much 身边的猩猩从康德的手中拿过了酒瓶子,放到了一边,狼獾和鸽子的目光登时变得犀利起来-这些神奇动物很喜欢吃康德带来的各种地 Ball food, but also likes, but they actually displayed the hobby of difference to various types of liquor. 球食品,但也只是喜欢而已,但它们却对各种酒表现出了异样的嗜好。 Besides the gorilla, A'Xing never drinks, drinking this behavior abhors, eats meal each time monitors the Kang De drinking wine quantity, and is responsible mysterious animal that suppresses to drink too scatters the drunk 除了大猩猩之外,阿猩从不喝酒,也对喝酒这种行为深恶痛绝,每次吃饭都是监控康德的饮酒量,并且负责镇压喝太多撒酒疯的神奇动物 . 们。 It takes up nearby cup, to the flat head elder brother, pigeon and parrot their each one but actually a small cup, these goods obviously is the small creature, actually like the drunkard, the claw hugs, the wing hugs, the wine glass is relative to 它拿起旁边的杯子,给平头哥、鸽子、鹦鹉它们各自倒了一小杯,这几个货明明是小动物,却像酒鬼一样,爪子搂,翅膀抱,酒杯相对于 Their build, are as good as human compared to the cask, way who they then to lift up high the cask drinks to heart's content. 它们的体型,不亚于人类相对于酒桶,它们便以高举酒桶的方式敦敦痛饮。 „Sometimes I felt, you look like the person very much......” “我有时候觉得,你们都很像人啊……” Kang De muttered: „Therefore, in this world, has the person?” 康德喃喃道:“所以,这个世界上,到底有没有人呢？” This obviously is a mysterious world, that strange Black Beast, in the heart has the mysterious crystal, takes the origin wind to dissipate, this phenomenon subverts the common knowledge of science completely, by his senior net article reader 这显然是一个神秘的世界,那诡异的黑兽,心脏中有神秘晶体,取出则化风消散,这种现象完全颠覆科学常识,以他一名资深网文读者 „Story”, this clearly is one has Magical World, which kind as for is, does not know. 的“阅历”来看,这显然是一个有魔世界,至于是哪一类,就不知道了。 „If this world has not presented the intelligent lifeform, that damn the pleasure was big.” “如果这个世界还没有出现智慧生物,那他妈的乐子就大了。” „transmigrator Kang De, has two world...... one-man army.” “穿越者康德,坐拥两个世界的……光杆司令啊。” „......” “不过呢……” He smiles bitterly saying: „Even if there is a person, still has no relations with me.” 他苦笑道:“就算有人,跟我也没有什么关系。” Because here is unmanned islands, his more than 300 daylight days climbed up to look into the distance, without seeing half ship shadow, he did not have the nautical chart, do not know that which direction had the civilization to exist, even knew 因为这里是一片无人的群岛,他这三百多天日日登高眺望,也没有见到半艘船影,他没有海图,不知道哪个方向有文明存在,就算知道了 Also useless, because does not have the ship, this island is also another besieged city. 也没什么用,因为没有船,这片海岛也不过是另一个围城。 The commodity of community even again abundant, that is still only the commodity that the livelihood of the people uses, is unable to provide to build the material of ships, he has no carpenter foundation, does not know how should process the lumber, wants 小区的物资就算再充裕,那也只是民生之用的物资,无法提供打造船只的材料,他没有任何木工基础,也不知道应该如何处理木材,想要 In this case grows out of nothing to build to conduct the security oceangoing voyage the ships...... 在这种情况下独自一人从无到有打造出可以进行安全远洋航行的船只…… That might as well hunts and kills Black Beast to strengthen itself to anticipate unceasingly can be One Punch Man that physical body intensity then to visit the world through the jump simulated flight before age 70 forcefully. 那还不如不断猎杀黑兽强化自己并期待能在70岁之前达到一拳光头那种肉体强度然后通过跳跃强行模拟飞行环游世界呢。 „...... I thought that I can a fist drive out the white fog before.” “……我觉得在之前我就能一拳轰开白雾了。” In order to break through that say/way invisible has the qualitative white fog, he used many violent means that the vehicle to hit, that the airbag fabrics hit, does not have any egg used. 为了突破那道无形有质的白雾,他用了很多种暴力办法,用车撞过,安全气囊都撞出来的那种,没有什么卵子用。 In addition also selected a natural gas tank, has nothing to use. 除此之外还点了一个煤气罐,也没啥用。 He in the news of foreign transmission said that he has exhausted all means that actually no, because on the north side main road is stopping an oil truck, this gadget explodes to be definitely more energetic, but the fuel oils are 他在对外发送的消息中说他已经用尽了所有的办法,其实没有,因为北边大道上停着一辆油罐车,这玩意儿炸起来肯定更带劲,但油料是 Very important and rare and precious resources, he does not hate to use, if invalid, that owed in a big way. 非常重要且珍稀的资源,他舍不得用,如果无效的话,那就亏大了。 „A might of fist exceeds the oil truck to explode...... is unable to imagine. I strength of the natural gas tank does not have now continually, and path of Chang promotion is endless.” “一拳的威力胜过油罐车爆炸……无法想象。我现在连一煤气罐之力都没有,升级之路长且漫漫啊。” Is fed up the meal, Kang De lies down on the ground face up, loudly shouted: „ Full deity Buddha, acts charitably, how many people came, can hear? Let my transmigrated here big energy, you use such big effort 将饭菜吃尽,康德仰面躺在地上,大呼道:“满天神佛,行行好啊,来几个人吧,能听到吗？让我穿越到这里的大能啊,你费这么大的劲 Tosses about me, to look at me plays Single Player Game here? ” 折腾我,难道就是为了看我在这里玩单机游戏吗？” „A year, you also not chatty? I was chatty the big brother.” “都一年了,你还没腻歪吗？我腻歪了啊大哥。” „I prepared, made me start Other World the journey of harem striving for hegemony to feed a bit faster!” “我准备好了啊,快点让我开始异世界的后宫争霸之旅吧喂！” This is also divulges the pressure one way. 这也是宣泄压力的一种方式吧。 The people who place that after all this bird does not defecate can speak do not have, the mysterious animals will listen to him to talk incessantly sometimes, but besides A'Xing, other domestic animals looks with the concern retarded look often 毕竟这鸟不拉屎的地方连个能说话的人都没有,神奇动物们有时会听他唠叨,但除了阿猩之外,其他畜生经常会用关爱弱智的眼神看着 He. 他。 Therefore always felt that these animals became a ghost. 所以总感觉这些动物都成精了。 To „full deity Buddha” hope or chatting, is his recent reduced pressure way, pulls is pulling, the topic crooked building, the subject will twist gradually gradually, various obscene talk yawns. 向“满天神佛”祈求或者闲聊,是他最近的减压方式,扯着扯着,话题就会渐渐歪楼,主题就会渐渐扭曲,各种骚话张口就来。 „ Hey, do not pay no attention to me, I did not say that yesterday can offer sacrifices the remaining red-cooked eggplants to you? Were you angry? Does that trade one becomes inadequate? After my striving for hegemony world succeeds, builds the temple to look for one to you “喂,别不理我啊,我昨天不是说要献祭剩下的红烧茄子给你吗？你是不是生气了？那换一个成不成？我争霸天下成功后给你盖神殿找一 Does the group person help you blow to compel the roar not to roar? Here really did not have the meaning, airplane- cup wore out one by me...... ” 群人帮你吹逼吼不吼？这里实在是太没意思了,飞机-杯都被我用坏了一个……” „, Arrived at Other World still to use to fly obviously- machine cup, my transmigrator was quite miserable.” “啊,明明来到了异世界还在用飞-机杯,我这个穿越者好惨啊。” „Hey you to look at my joke?” “喂你是不是在看我的笑话？” „ How many people wants me to offer sacrifices all hitting artillery opportunities you to respond to my request difficultly inadequately to find to come to bring to from now on having the place of habitation me? Are you also the single dog? Treats me well really “难不成要我献祭今后所有的打炮机会你才会回应我的要求找几个人过来把我带到有人烟的地方？你也是单身狗吗？这么对待我真的好 ? Good I forced to pity with the fate with you, did I promise you to be inadequate? Therefore...... ” 吗？好吧我勉强跟你同命相怜好了,我答应你还不成吗？所以……” In the meantime, the radiant thunder light has delimited the horizon together suddenly. 就在此时,一道璀璨的雷光骤然划过天际。 The illustrious vault of heaven, the world is sparking. 光耀苍穹,天地闪亮。 This light continued for enough 67 seconds, sky again gloomy time, terrifying thunderous shakes the penetrating world, as if the world is sending out to angrily roar, as if the world is giving the response. 这道光明持续了足足六七秒,天空再次暗淡的时候,恐怖的雷鸣震彻天地,仿佛世界都在发出怒吼,仿佛世界在给予回应。 This is Kang De this whole life has heard the biggest thunderclap. 这是康德这辈子听到过的最大的雷声。 He very startled a carp to hit to jump. 他骇得一个鲤鱼打挺跳了起来。 Since transmigration, he then degenerated the backward superstitious people from a firm atheist, after all experienced so many broken matters, changed anyone to suspect the life, this thunder resounded is above seeks 自从穿越之后,他便从一个坚定的无神论者退化成了落后的迷信群众,毕竟遇到了这么多破事,换谁都要怀疑人生,这道雷鸣响得超乎寻 Often, very easy and previous topic links, if so...... 常,很容易与先前的话题联系在一起,如果是这样的话…… Kang De quickly grasps the meaning of something, quickly squeezes out smiling that flattered to the sky. 康德一个激灵,急忙冲着天空挤出谄媚的笑。 „That anything...... Elder Brother, Elder Brother, I was just making joke, toward do not go at heart......” “那什么……哥,哥,我刚刚是在讲笑,您老人家千万别往心里去……” Also the thunder snake has fled together the sky, has not waited for Kang De to have „elder brother was angry” the thought that is together, the thunderous lightning flash, the world thunders. 又一道雷蛇窜过天空,还没等康德生出“老大哥是不是生气了”的念头,紧接着又是一道,雷鸣电闪,天地轰鸣。 Taking advantage of that bright electric light, Kang De saw gradually the dark cloud of gathering. 借着那明亮的电光,康德看到了渐渐汇聚的乌云。 Also feels the bean big raindrop that dropped one after another slowly. 也感受到了一滴一滴慢慢滴落的豆大的雨滴。 „...... Must rain.” “……原来是要下雨了。” He receives the tableware tray of ground at the maximum speed, then sets out to take to one's heels to run: „Rains, receives the clothes, goes various home respectively, washes to rest, everyone good night!” 他以最快的速度把地上的碗筷盘子一收,然后起身撒丫子就跑:“下雨了,收衣服了,各回各家,洗洗睡吧,大家晚安！” He who the turning around half step leaves what does not know, the mysterious animals raise the head neatly, look to the wind and cloud connection nighttime sky, they exchanged a look unexpectedly mutually. 只是转身快步离开的他所不知道的是,神奇动物们齐刷刷地抬起头来,望向风云交汇的夜空,它们竟然互相交换了一个眼神。 In the look contains thing, perhaps only then they understand. 眼神中蕴含着的东西,也许只有它们自己明白。 Kang De opens the password door, looked at outside one and ensure nothing falls. 康德打开密码门,又看了一眼外边,确保没有什么东西落下。 Closes the door, then inside with the world will isolate, the cold wind kept off outside, that follows the wind sound/rumor that the fine drawn sways and wū wū makes noise, making one have an inexplicable relieved feeling. 关上门,便将内里与外界的世界隔绝,寒冷的风被挡在外面,那顺着细缝吹拂并呜呜作响的风声,让人有一种莫名的安心感。 Some small rooms by the governing wind and rain, this are the feelings of family/home. 有斗室以御风雨,这就是家的感觉。 „Wet weather, without Sun, the solar battery board abandoned, luckily gasoline generator.” “下雨天,没太阳,太阳能电池板就废了,幸好还有汽油发电机。” He sits in front of the computer, stretches oneself. 他坐在电脑前,伸了个懒腰。 „Well what today plays? Un, delivers to Mojave Des. express goes......” “今天玩点什么好呢？嗯,到莫哈维沙漠送快递去……” The gust of wind sudden downpour sound transmits indistinctly, never has truly seen cloud burst. 疾风骤雨声隐隐约约传来,确实是从未见过的大暴雨。 „Has dug some drains luckily.” “幸好已经挖了一些排水沟。” Kang De presses down the button, turns on outside lamp, looked out by the cat eye, the strong winds are curling the sudden downpour, in the world is flooding the loud sound, came here nearly one year, has met many heavy rains, but like 康德按下按钮,打开外面的灯,透过猫眼往外看,狂风卷着急雨,天地间充斥着哗哗的巨响,来这里快一年了,也遇到过不少大雨,但像 This degree of cloud burst, has not really seen...... had made some preparations luckily ahead of time. 这种程度的大暴雨,真的是从来都没有见过……幸好提前做了一些准备。 „In rainy day family/home is easy to be affected with damp, but the doorframe has processed with the rubber or plastic ring, the laundry powder and exsiccator remain, turns on a while air conditioning to eliminate wet...... the issue is not big greatly again.” “雨天家里容易受潮,但门框用胶圈处理过了,洗衣粉和除湿剂都有剩,了不起再开一会儿空调除一下湿……问题不大。” He switches off the lamp, thought aloud: „But, this time rain is so how big.” 他关掉灯,自言自语道:“不过,这次的雨怎么这么大。” But this also has nothing to do with him. 但这也与他无关。 His life will basically not receive anything to affect. 他的生活基本上不会受到什么影响。 Kang De took out from the refrigerator passed heart cool Soda, took out casing of potato chips from cabinet at the same time, turned on the computer, is listening to outside wind and rain sound, in desolate low and deep matching music, very 康德从冰箱中取出了透心凉的肥宅快乐水,又从一边的柜子里取出一筒薯片,打开电脑,听着外面的风雨声,在苍凉低沉的配乐声中,很 Started the journey of virtual world leisurely and carefree, all like same when Earth. 悠闲地开始了虚幻世界的旅程,一切就如同在地球时一样。 Marine. 海上。 The tide fluctuates, the strong winds howl, two river boats pull the full sail, cleaves the waves in the high sea. 浪潮起伏,狂风呼啸,两艘航船扯满风帆,在怒涛中劈波斩浪。 The sailors are bustling about in the deck, the navigation gentleman issues the command unceasingly, everyone's expression is very dignified, the most mindless sailor is also critical situation, the strong winds are swaying everyone's face, often 水手们在甲板上忙碌着,航海士不断发出号令,所有人的表情都很凝重,最没心没肺的水手也如临大敌,狂风吹拂着所有人的脸庞,不时 Has spray in broken bits to pat to the face on, the dense dark cloud presses. 有细碎的浪花拍到脸上,黑压压的乌云四下压来。 Suddenly, the rear horizon shone flickered. 突然,后方的天际亮了一瞬。 Immediately, the observer on main mast measuring platform sounded the early warning hoarsely. 随即,主桅观测台上的观察员声嘶力竭地发出了预警。 „Demon- leads- master-” “魔-导-师-” The azure halo soars together the ejection, passed over gently and swiftly the gloomy sky, stretches across dozens li (0.5 km) sea area, just like seizing the spirit of life is ordinary, in the river boats toward these two ocean waves raids. 一道青色的光晕腾空抛射,掠过阴暗的天空,横跨数十里的海域,宛如夺命的幽灵一般,向着这两艘海浪中的航船袭来。 Sailors in an uproar on ship. 船上的水手们一阵哗然。 „Dodges! Fend! All aport! Do not be startled! Such far distance can certainly avoid!” “闪避！闪避！左满舵！不要惊慌！这么远的距离一定能躲开！” People on two ship pull sail steer desperately, about the parallel ships distinction shifts, in the angry sea of noise, jolts the river boat difficultly horizontal body of fluctuating, stopped unprecedented brunting, but that 两艘船上的人们拼命地扯帆转舵,并行的船只分别左右转向,喧嚣的怒海中,颠簸起伏的航船艰难地横身,止住了一往无前的冲势,而那 Rolls the azure magic splendid light to fly upwards in the nighttime sky, passed over gently and swiftly the arc of death. 团青色的魔导华光则是飞扬在夜空之中,掠过死亡的弧线。 The sailors cheer as if by prior agreement make noise. 水手们不约而同地欢呼出声。 Even if no person of ballistics general knowledge still to see, this unknown ejection spell hits together far and is too high, it will pass over gently and swiftly from everyone top of the head, falls into the sea by far. 就算是毫无弹道学常识的人也能看出,这一道未知的抛射法术打得太远、太高,它将从大家头顶上方掠过,远远地坠入海中。 At this moment, on a ship resounded the anxious female voice: „Hiding! That is spatial......” 就在这时,其中一艘船上响起了焦急的女声:“隐蔽！那是空……” Her lower half words were submerged in the fierce bellow. 她的下半截话被淹没在了剧烈的轰鸣声中。 Light of suddenly burst leap ships above magic. 飞跃船只上空的魔导之光骤然震爆。 The azure magic radiance blows out the fierce dragon volume, mixes the sea level, making the river boat sway fiercely. 青色的魔法光华吹出剧烈的龙卷,搅动海面,令航船剧烈摇晃。 The water splash wells up but actually in the air, forms the water screen of heavy rain. 大片大片的水花倒涌空中,形成瓢泼的水帘。 After dragon volume, the light group blooming sky-blue, the frost nova in the in the air proliferation, the water line that will soar freezes innumerably float in the in the air sharp ice cone. 龙卷之后,光团绽放蔚蓝色,冰霜新星于空中扩散,将腾空的水线冻成了无数悬浮于空中的锋利冰锥。 The sky-blue brilliance also diverges. 蔚蓝色的光辉随之散去。 This Daoist scripture the light group that was wrapped by three ultra demon skills revealed the golden yellow of most core. 这道经由三层超魔技巧包裹的光团露出了最核心的金黄色。 The effect is simply most primitive- directional blasting impact! 效果是最简单最原始的-定向爆炸冲击！ The bellow gets up, the air wave spreads, is ordinary like the rainstorm, is crashed by the innumerable ice cones that promote strongly suddenly, was ordinary just like the rainstorm, covered a surrounding area hundred meters sea level, toward right the ships of steer 轰鸣声起,气浪扩散,就像暴雨一般,被强劲推动的无数冰锥猛然坠落,宛如暴雨一般,覆盖了方圆百米的海面,将向右转舵的一艘船只 Covers, this ice cone is more rapid than the arrow arrow, is sharper than the dagger, falls, cuts to avoiding the human body from the sky bang suddenly, scatters to evading not to have ships that may evade. 笼罩其中,这冰锥比箭矢还要迅疾,比匕首还要锋利,从天空猛然轰落,切割向躲避不及的人体,撒向避无可避的船只。 Cuts to pieces the flesh, separates the limbs, the blood fog disseminates, the pitiful yell is unceasing, the open-air sailors will then be sewn by the total in the deck shortly, the mast shut off, the sail was torn, that cataract general ice 将血肉切碎,将肢体分离,血雾弥散,惨叫不绝,露天的水手们顷刻间便被全数钉在甲板上,桅杆被切断,风帆被撕裂,那瀑雨一般的冰 The brad awl enters the firm lumber, crushes the frail window, strikes to kill all members in cabin closely minutely. 锥钻入坚固的木料,击碎脆弱的窗户,细密周详地击杀着船舱中的所有成员。 The mast breaks off, the hull water penetration, the crew is killed violently, in an instant, a firm river boat is then tattered and torn, whatever the strong winds and ocean waves are tearing the hull of creakying. 桅杆折断,船身进水,船员毙命,转眼之间,一艘坚固的航船便千疮百孔,任由狂风与海浪撕扯着摇摇欲坠的船身。 People on another ships silent look at all these panic-strickenly. 另一艘船只上的人们无声惊骇地看着这一切。 A moment later, some people broke tranquilly, the sailors shout greatly: „Shifts! Saves others quickly!” 片刻之后,才有人打破了平静,水手们大喊道:“转向！快去救人！” But the mast top ovserver howled with the biggest voice. 而桅杆顶部的观测员以最大的嗓门吼叫。 „Report! The enemy The Wayne's Wing warship launches the Magic Attack platform, launches the beyond visual range spell attack to iron fist The Bearne! Your Excellency Captain, Elven Navy discovered us!” “报告！敌方韦恩之翼号主力舰展开魔导攻击平台,向铁拳贝恩号发起超视距法术打击！船长阁下,精灵海军发现我们了！”