BNST :: Volume #4

#322: Love bean( third)


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Meiji Shrine. 明治神宫 After returning to own room, Itoh numb Shipai patted the face. 回到自己的房间后,伊藤麻世拍了拍脸。 Also is light a day that and prime minister and the others talked, was too senseless. 又是平平淡淡的和首相等人谈话的一天,太无趣了。 Read meeting books, the Itoh hemp world turned on mini exquisite notebook- even miko must keep pace with the times. 看了一会书籍,伊藤麻世打开迷你小巧的笔记本电脑-就算是巫女也是要与时俱进的。 Island Nation several big portals every day is a title of school of put on a show of peace and prosperity, today this star divorces, bright Oh a star gives birth, or all sorts of things of such and such women's team, alternate several criminal news occasionally. 岛国的几大门户网站每天都是一派歌舞升平的标题,今天这个明星离婚,明天哪个明星生育,或者某某女团的种种事情,偶尔穿插几个刑事新闻。 To obtain the supernatural news from the regular media, that is not easy. 想从正规媒体上得到超自然的讯息,那可不容易。 The Island Nation Internet users but who the brain hole ability opened greatly, have formed the forums of several supernatural discussions, the suffix servers of these forums are not JP or US. 但本就脑洞能力大开的岛国网民,早就组建了数个超自然讨论的论坛,这些论坛的后缀服务器不是JP或者US。 What Itoh numb world registers is perhaps the heat degree highest and active number most supernatural forums, the forum user at home and abroad must have several million, now the people in other countries as if pay more attention to the Island Nation supernatural event compared with the Island Nation people in the world. 伊藤麻世登录的是其中热度最高、活跃数最多的超自然论坛,海内外的论坛用户恐怕得有几百万了,现在全世界其他国家的人似乎比岛国人都更关注岛国的超自然事件。 Pretending to like what one really fears is the natural disposition of human. 叶公好龙是人类的本性。 The forum conforms to the network concept of Island Nation person very much, crude, crude, is crude. 论坛很符合岛国人的网络观念,简陋,简陋,还是简陋。 The server of website located in West Sea to the great nation, this forum had been closed by younger sister Lica forcefully. 要不是网站的服务器设在西海对过的大国,这论坛早就被阿妹莉卡强行关闭了。 【The recent supernatural event compiles 【近期超自然事件汇总】 【The root hall sees the mountain spirit to appear and disappear doubtful.】 【根馆疑似看到山神出没。】 【The Pacific open sea fishing boat photographs the underwater unidentified lifeform.】 【太平洋远洋渔船拍摄到水下的不明生物。】 【Does the Shikoku flood dragon appear?!】 【四国岛蛟龙出现?!】 In the forum netizen family/home the puppy midnight calls out, unexpectedly is because!】 【论坛网友家中小狗半夜嚎叫,竟是因为!】 【The bear in Lucia snowy area jungle must blame.】 【露西亚雪地密林中的熊怪。】 At the forum is flooding dense and numerous Linlin ringing the title , the light looks at these titles, feeling seems entire Island Nation has become the human purgatory, is appears and disappears everywhere supernaturally, the existing space of human was extruded completely, but entire world also in having such trend. 论坛上充斥着密密麻麻琳琳朗朗的标题在,光看这些标题,给人的感觉仿佛是全岛国都已经成为了人间炼狱,到处都是超自然出没,人类的生存空间被挤压殆尽,而全世界也在有这样的趋势。 Hokkaidou to substitute management Okinawa, which place is not calm and steady. 北海道到代管的冲绳,哪个地方都不安稳。 I think that this news is incredible.】 【我认为这消息不足为信。】 Itoh numb world conveniently in said that under Tokyo Bay hides in the post of Godzilla to reply. 伊藤麻世随手在一则说东京湾底下藏着哥斯拉的帖子内回答到。 What Godzilla must really have, can she also unable to obtain the news? 要真的存在什么哥斯拉,她还能得不到消息? However the god sets up the Sir, if the main body arrived, perhaps was not pure Godzilla. 不过神树大人若是本体降临了,恐怕就不是单纯的哥斯拉了。 However several minutes, under the Itoh numb world reply had one string to pursue comments within placard. 不过几分钟的时间,伊藤麻世的回答下就有了一串追评的间帖。 Right that fantasy god miko said.】 【‘幻想界神巫女’说的对。】 Crandall, said including fantasy god miko.】 【石锤了,连‘幻想界神巫女’都这么说了。】 You said that under Tokyo Bay the concealed nuclear bomb is more credible than Godzilla.】 【你说东京湾底下藏核弹都比哥斯拉靠谱。】 Fantasy god did miko recently have to have what interesting matter 【‘幻想界神巫女’最近有没有发生什么有趣的事情】 At this forum, the Itoh numb world account name of head of household is fantasy god miko, the style conforms to her character. 在这论坛上,伊藤麻世的账户名是‘幻想界神巫女’,风格十分的符合她的性格。 Although in name two, but the people in forum know, this fantasy god miko is the standard big god level character. 虽然名字中二,而论坛上的众人都知道,这‘幻想界神巫女’是标准的大神级人物。 Written theoretical knowledge one after another, prediction and judgment each time, although cannot say is absolutely correct, but the several other mouth artillery big gods of rate of accuracy at the forum was higher. 写出的理论知识一套一套的,每次的预言和判断虽然不能说完全正确,但准确率比论坛上其他几个嘴炮大神高多了。 The experience of most legend was at the forum once the theory big god and fantasy god miko argues, argued being red in the face that about some supernatural event more than ten pages said. 最传奇的经历是论坛上曾经有一个理论大神和‘幻想界神巫女’进行争辩,关于某件超自然事件争辩了十多页说的面红耳赤。 Did not say, is angry must conduct honorable person PK with fantasy god miko, but after sending out message of threat, the theory big god of this forum has not reported the news again. 说不过后,更是恼怒的要和‘幻想界神巫女’进行真人PK,但就在发出威胁的消息之后,这位论坛的理论大神就再也没有发过消息了。 Even can see that recently registered the time not to have the change, finally was even the page of account vanishes. 甚至可以看到最近登录时间都没有了变化,最后更是连账户的页面都消失了。 At the forum many people suspected fantasy god miko who the status is, the trumpet of forum manager? 论坛上许多人都怀疑‘幻想界神巫女’的身份到底是谁,论坛管理员的小号? Simply is supernatural existence of what network spirit. 或者,干脆就是什么网络幽灵的超自然存在。 You dare online to insult me, I made the computer become a ghost to kill you. 你敢网上辱骂我,我就让电脑成精杀了你。 At present known unusual strength ranking.】 【目前已知超凡实力排名。】 This strength ranking has hung in the forum most conspicuous place, in ranking is the solid hammer or doubtful supernatural existence, the so-called reality hammer has appeared at the Island Nation news, but was doubtful all sorts of strange and unusual. 这份实力排名一直挂在论坛最显眼的地方,排名上都是实锤或者疑似的超自然存在,所谓实锤就是在岛国的新闻节目上出现过,而疑似就千奇百怪了。 Angel( earth nun sky angel) 天使(迪土尼上空天使) Fights the fire dragon with Osaka Buddha( unknown) 与大阪佛战斗的火龙(未知) Osaka Buddha 大阪佛 The lord of hell gate, doubtful tian gou 地狱门之主,疑似天狗 If lily minister 百合若大臣 Osaka Supernatural Countermeasure Department minister defends martial hero 大阪超自然对策部门本部长守部武雄 Angel ( Miyagi prefecture ) 天使(宫城县) ...... …… Sets at the good cave 置行堀 ...... …… Bone female 骨女 Kyushu Island warrior soul( doubtful) 九州岛武士魂魄(疑似) Tottori prefecture Pikachu( doubtful) 鸟取县皮卡丘(疑似) About XX and OO whose more powerful discussion, can rip to compel over a hundred pages, the innumerable fans can refer to the classics proves own( idol) to be powerful baseless unusually. 关于XX和OO谁更强大的讨论,能撕逼出上百页,无数的粉丝能凭空引经据典论证自家的超凡(偶像)有多么强大。 For example first and second, sky over earth nun angel put in an appearance obviously vanished, could not look to have what strength completely, but could not support its follower many( fans), under billions fans, who knew the lily of your Island Nation which scallion, if the minister were. 比如第一和第二名,迪土尼上空的天使明明一个照面就消失了,完全瞧不出有什么实力,但架不住它的信徒(粉丝)多啊,几十亿的粉丝下,谁知道你们岛国的百合若大臣是哪根葱。 For example evaded the Miyagi prefecture angel of name again, how many airplanes shot down, is very fierce right, but fights to be victorious really to defend the section ministers? Flame gets down, must change the roast duck at the scene. 再比如避讳了名字的宫城县天使,才击落了几架飞机,是很厉害没错,但真实战斗起来能打得过守部部长吗?一个火焰下去,当场就得变烤鸭。 These supernatural, if knows oneself become existence that loves bean, what feeling can be. 这些超自然要是知道自己成为了爱豆般的存在,会是什么样的感觉啊。 Itoh thought that which day need to have a look at this list to US , Saudi Arabia, the fans of US , Saudi Arabia at the forum also has much. 伊藤觉得哪天自己有必要给美沙看看这份榜单,在论坛上美沙的粉丝还有不少呢。 ............ ………… This really?” “这样真的好吗?” At this forum has the intelligence personnel in many other countries to ambush.” “这论坛上是有不少其他国家的情报人员潜伏吧。” Itoh numb world thinks oneself besides selected tired, the life is very free, but as everyone knows own every action and every movement under others' monitoring. 伊藤麻世认为自己除了劳累点了外,生活还是很自由的,但殊不知自己的一举一动都在别人的监控下。 Fears anything, this is our forums.” “怕什么,这是咱们自己的论坛。” Yes, this seemingly has the forum of all countries in the world people, is actually Island Nation government authorities sets up the management the forum. 是的,这个看似有着全世界各国人士的论坛,其实是岛国官府自己设立管理的论坛。 Stops up was inferior that the sparse truth uses in common in the entire world, seems like that the supernatural forum under official control cannot alleviate in the island the energy of person in full vigour. 堵不如疏的道理在全世界都通用,看似不在官方掌控下的超自然论坛能缓解岛内精力旺盛人士的精力。 Moreover issue many chaotic information that can mislead the public, the personnel in other countries collect these error messages, the smoke shell of recombination Island Nation release, will create the big disorder to the intelligence system of other country. 而且还能混淆视听的发布诸多混乱的信息,其他国家的人员收集到这些错误信息,再结合岛国释放的烟雾弹,将会给他国的情报系统造成大大的紊乱。 Jiang Gan robs in the book and small dish the spy. 蒋干盗书、碟中谍。 You thought that you found the useful news, then continues to trace, finally has achieved nothing, even fell into a bigger snare, wasted the innumerable resources. 你觉得自己找到了有用的消息,然后继续追踪,结果一无所获,甚至掉进了更大的圈套中,浪费了无数资源。 Such forum also dozens, except for network the confrontation in forum external reality are the treacherous in many ways. 这样的论坛还有几十个,除了网络的论坛外在现实中的交锋更是诡谲多端。 The information high-end position, you do not seize, others nature seizes. 情报的高端阵地,你不去占领,别人自然去占领。 Island Nation experienced the biggest information to struggle with the counter-intelligence in history, if not for the father country acted, the manpower of Ministry of Public Security are insufficient. 岛国经历了有史以来最大的情报与反情报斗争,若不是爸爸国出手,公安部的人手是怎么也不够用了。 Fears anything, small miko has the discretion, sent is some immaterial little things, Itoh miko is not a robot, cannot defer to the mentality of great people to arrange completely, the relaxation has, can better display function.” “怕什么,小巫女有分寸,发的都是些无关紧要的小东西,伊藤巫女不是机器人,不能完全按照大人物们的思路去安排,松弛有度,才能更好的发挥作用。” Child, most critical satisfies the showing off psychology.” “小孩子嘛,最紧要的就是满足一下炫耀的心理。” Trading to do is we, daily is the pouring...... incites the maintaining mental tranquility tree except for the treatment, has suppressed goes crazy.” “换做是咱们,天天除了治疗就是浇……滋养神树,早就憋得发疯了。” Eastern Iraq actually fortunately, or do you think getting up in Kamakura that big matter conceals?” “伊东其实还好,或者你以为在镰仓那么大的事情藏的起来?” Let alone Kamakura, was the matter of eastern Iraq as if cannot keep! 别说镰仓了,就是伊东的事情似乎都藏不住了!
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