BFAMMGS :: Volume #1

#78: The thieves are delicious


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300 pages of PPT, making Jiang Qi clearly recognize the world of powerhouse. 300页的PPT,让江祺认清了强者的世界。 High number powerhouse, terrifying in this way. 高数强者,恐怖如斯。 Liu Lan deceived a car(riage) individual tourist by the exquisite deceitful trick, 6 : 30 pm, the Liu Lan itself/Ben. 刘澜凭借精妙的骗术骗来了一车散客,晚上 6 点半,刘澜的本。 Because 6 : 30 wants the book size, Huang Fugui decides to cook the surface earlier, five points start to be busy at work. 因为六点半就要开本,黄富贵决定早点煮面,五点不到就开始忙活。 Liu Lan sees Huang Fugui to start to be busy at work, prepared to eat the side dish that the surface must use with Qin resplendent a while, after inspecting one, discovered that the shelled peanut finished eating. 刘澜见黄富贵开始忙活,和秦灿一起准备等会儿吃面要用的小菜,检查一遍后发现花生米吃完了。 The shelled peanut is mother Liu Lan explodes, in peanut that Grandfather Liu Lan with half mu place plants personally, the soft fire explodes slowly, explodes again fragrant puts salt, eating to be crisp. 花生米是刘澜妈妈炸的,用刘澜外公亲自种的半亩地里的花生,文火慢炸,炸得喷香再撒盐,吃起来脆极了。 Even if not match the surface to eat only, can still a basis unable to stop. 就算不配面单吃,也能一口一个根本停不下来。 For these days everyone ate the noodles unable to leave the shelled peanut of Liu Lan. 这几天大家吃面都离不开刘澜家的花生米。 Aiya, the shelled peanut did not have, I go home to take one can again!” Liu Lan feels during one day most important food unable to lose the soul garnishing, ran back the home with the shelled peanut. “哎呀,花生米没了,我再回家拿一罐!”刘澜觉得一天当中最重要的一顿饭不能失去灵魂配菜,跑回家拿花生米去了。 Jiang Qi is defending video number and other groups to construct the renewal of video, today already 24 th, so long as the video number does not tow, 5 points are the renewals time, Jiang Qi must look impatiently. 江祺正守着视频号等团建视频的更新,今天已经24号了,只要视频号不拖更,五点就是更新的时候,江祺已经迫不及待地要看了。 Elder Brother Jiang Qi, the spicy hotpot shop ordered two cups of lemon black tea, one cup of kumquat lemons, two cups wipe the tea milk green and one cup of pearl tea with milk.” After the river receives the message of spicy hotpot shop boss, gracefully loud say/way. 江祺哥,麻辣烫店点了两杯柠檬红茶,一杯金桔柠檬,两杯抹茶奶绿和一杯珍珠奶茶。”江婉婉收到麻辣烫店老板的消息后大声道。 Jiang Qi can only put down the cell phone first to make the tea with milk, the river also helps gracefully together. 江祺只能放下手机先去做奶茶,江婉婉也一起帮忙。 The tea with milk order in shop usually does not come either, first cannot stop. Jiang Qi just completed the list of spicy hotpot shop, the rice noodle shop and slightly fries the shop came only, has not stopped group after group. 店里的奶茶订单通常是要么就不来,一来就停不下来。江祺刚做好麻辣烫店的单,米粉店和小炒店的单就来了,一批接着一批根本就没停过。 Jiang Qi is busy, in the shop came the person. 江祺正忙着呢,店里就来人了。 „, Boss river, in your shop also sells the tea with milk .” What come is the palace is brillant, he is eats the noodles. “诶,江老板,你们店里还卖奶茶呀,没想到啊。”来的是宫晔,他是来吃面的。 Although 691 bowls of surface compare 1381 bowls to be cheap, but is still the absolute luxury goods. The employees in side Jing company gave the quarter prize to be willing to eat luxuriously one time, lining up makes an appointment to eat the noodles is today does not arrange not to relate, tomorrow will eat again is also the same. 69一碗的面虽然比138一碗要便宜,但依旧属于绝对奢侈品。方靖公司的员工们都是发了季度奖才舍得奢侈一把吃一次,排队预约吃面都是今天排不到没关系,明天再吃也一样。 Do not look that today 20 bowls of surface are eaten the person in surface group to rush to make an appointment yesterday, the tomorrow's 20 bowls of surface also only booked 17 bowls. 别看今天20碗面昨天就被吃面群里的人抢着预约出去了,明天的20碗面也只预约出去了17碗。 Everyone is a laborer, 691 bowls of surface eat occasionally one time mouth addiction was enough, where can eat daily. 大家都是打工仔,69一碗的面偶尔吃一次过过嘴瘾就行了,哪能天天吃呢。 The laborers cannot, the second generation of rich be able. 打工仔不能,富二代能。 The palace brillant one breath booked one month of surface, money paid, reached an agreement 6 : 00 pm to eat with Jiang Qi. 宫晔一口气预约了一个月的面,钱都付了,和江祺说好每天晚上六点来吃。 Jiang Qi looked at time, discovers 5 : 30. However the palace comes brillant just right, because Huang Fugui that side surface just put into the pot. 江祺看了一眼时间,发现才五点半。不过宫晔来得正好,因为黄富贵那边面刚下锅。 Huang Fugui boils the staff meal each time, will boil two specially. Now so long as accidental/surprised everyone can eat the green vegetables noodles daily, is insufficient like starts to eat the average per person three large bowls, but eats one bowl not to have the issue. 黄富贵每次煮员工餐,都会特意多煮两份。现在只要不出意外大家天天都能吃到青菜面,不至于像最开始吃的时候那样人均三大碗,但多吃一碗还是没有问题的。 Liu Lan works for a month, fat 5 jin (0.5 kg), now does not dare to eat two bowls of noodles, only dares to eat several hot water. 刘澜打工一个月,胖了五斤,现在都不敢吃两碗面了,只敢多喝几口面汤。 Palace leads very early, what can drink?” Jiang Qi asked with a smile. “宫导来得挺早啊,要不要喝点什么?”江祺笑着问道。 The palace beckons with the hand brillant: Does not use, a while drinks hot water was enough.” 宫晔摆摆手:“不用,等会儿喝面汤就行。” Now I do not direct, but also asked me the palace to lead to make anything, called my eunuch was enough.” “现在我都不是导演了,还叫我宫导做什么,叫我老宫就行。” Jiang Qi river gracefully:? 江祺江婉婉:? Ha, I crack a joke, called the name, called the palace elder brother, called the brillant elder brother, called handsome guy, shouted anything to be good casually.” “哈哈哈,我开玩笑的,叫名字,叫宫哥,叫晔哥,叫帅哥,随便叫什么都行。” Jiang Qi:...... 江祺:…… Before the group constructed how not to have looked that the palace liked saying the rotten stem brillant so much. 之前团建的时候怎么没看出来宫晔这么喜欢说烂梗。 „Before palace boss, has played murder mystery?” Jiang Qi sees the palace to stare at this frame to look brillant, takes advantage of opportunity to ask. “宫老板之前玩过剧本杀吗?”江祺见宫晔一直盯着本架看,顺势问道。 Palace brillant nod: Before accompanied the friend to play twice.” 宫晔点头:“之前陪朋友玩过两次。” Played immortal hero emotional script for the 1st time, one crowd licks the dog, three lived third to put together licked at least for several thousand years.” “第一次玩了一个仙侠情感本,一群舔狗,三生三世加在一起起码舔了几千年。” Plays in that named what JC for the 2nd time, exclusive horror script. That shop for this made the real-life scenery room specially, but also is good, the behind bar business was too busy has not played.” “第二次是在那个叫什么JC玩的,一个独家恐怖本。那家店专门为本做了个实景房间,还不错,后面酒吧生意太忙就没玩过了。” Jiang Qi completes the last cup of tea with milk to come out from the bar, went home to take the shelled peanut to take a half hour of Liu Lan just in time at this time also to come back. 江祺做完最后一杯奶茶从吧台后面出来,正巧这时候回家拿花生米足足拿了半个多小时的刘澜也回来了。 On Liu Lan is holding the shelled peanut jar, but also is taking one bag of things, runs in high spirits: You guess that what I did buy? Chen record sauced shrimp and small lobster!” 刘澜手上抱着花生米罐子,还提着一袋东西,兴冲冲地跑进来:“你们猜我买到了什么?陈记的卤皮皮虾和小龙虾!” I take the shelled peanut to come back, discovered the person who their family/home lines up today are very few! Did Uncle Huang's surface boil? I must eat two bowls today!” “我拿完花生米回来,发现他们家今天排队的人特别少!黄叔的面煮了吗?我今天要吃两碗!” „Don't you lose weight? Your one month fat 5 jin (0.5 kg), you did not fear that begins school to pull out by the teacher?” Qin resplendent started the skill to strike understandingly. “你不减肥了?你一个月胖了五斤,你不怕开学回去被老师抽啊?”秦灿发动技能会心一击。 Liu Lan:...... 刘澜:…… Ok, I only eat one bowl.” On the face of Liu Lan wrote all over sadly. “算了,我还是只吃一碗吧。”刘澜的脸上写满了悲伤。 Brillant the palace looks in the nearby happy is not good. 宫晔在边上看的乐的不行。 Liu Lan then notices the palace to be brillant: „, The palace leads also, what eats surface right? Today's side dish are very happen to many, the palace leads me and you says, usually we eat the noodles not to have so many side dishes.” 刘澜这才注意到宫晔:“诶,宫导也在啊,来吃面的是吗?正好今天的小菜特别多,宫导我和你讲,平时我们吃面都没有这么多小菜的。” I bought shrimp and small lobster rarely, the harsh chicken feet and harsh pig's feet that resplendent her mother made am also brought secretly by her, the palace led you to be possible has today the luck of having good things to eat.” “我难得买到皮皮虾和小龙虾,阿灿她妈妈做的酸辣鸡爪和酸辣猪蹄也被她偷偷带过来了,宫导你今天可算是有口福了。” The palace did not care about itself to call the issue brillant, surprised said/tunnel: „Do you usually eat the noodles to match these?” 宫晔也不在乎自己称呼问题了,惊讶地道:“你们平时吃面配这些呀?” Liu Lan gets the palace to look to overspread a tea table brillant the side dish, just bought also puts shrimp and small lobster that. 刘澜领着宫晔去看铺满一茶几的小菜,把刚买的皮皮虾和小龙虾也放上去。 The palace greatly is brillant amazed. 宫晔大受震撼。 Was ended by the Liu Lan popular science after the palace on brillant the tea table is any side dishes, Jiang Qi a while eats fresh to press out the fruit juice and milk that the surface time river probably needs gracefully also prepares. 在宫晔被刘澜科普完茶几上都是些什么小菜后,江祺把等会儿吃面的时候江婉婉可能需要的鲜榨果汁和牛奶也准备好了。 Chen record sauced vegetable/dish that Liu Lan buys is great spicy, fresh is spicy and enough of taste. River this type cannot eat spicily the vegetable/dish chicken that likes eating gracefully, does not eat the mouth to swell does not give up, does not match selects solution La drinking only feared that next pot hot water insufficiently she drinks. 刘澜买的陈记的卤菜都是一等一的辣,又鲜又辣又够味的那种。江婉婉这种又不能吃辣又爱吃的菜鸡,不吃到嘴巴肿决不罢休,不配点解辣的喝的只怕等下一锅面汤都不够她一个人喝。 Liu Lan lost weight can only eat two hot water to be very miserable, the precious hot water left the model worker. 刘澜减肥只能多喝两口面汤已经很惨了,珍贵的面汤还是留给劳模吧。 The palace deeply was shocked brillant. 宫晔被深深地震撼了。 Why does not know, he suddenly thought that Jiang Qi this bowl of surface sold 69 a little to sell the small advantage. 不知为何,他突然觉得江祺这一碗面卖69有点卖便宜了。 Everything is ready only waits for the green vegetables surface the pot, Jiang Qi to construct the video while the group that this time selected the renewal quickly. 万事俱备只等青菜面出锅,江祺趁这个时候赶快点开更新的团建视频。 The title is «Boss Has money Amusement park Group To construct to Package Under Is What Experiences (First Part)» 标题是《老板有钱到包下游乐园团建是什么体验(上)》 Because there is a propaganda of preview, the group constructs the video to issue that short a half hour has the 1 w + broadcast quantity. 因为有预告片的宣传,团建视频不过发布短短半个多小时就有1w+的播放量。 The video 27 minutes, after the Jiang Qi point opens the video, front the discovery is one several has the staff of mirror frequently in the opening that the bus makes up records, is used to make the backgrounder. 视频足足有27分钟,江祺点开视频后发现前面是一段几个经常出镜的员工在大巴车边补录的开头,用来做背景介绍。 On the barrage brushes basically is side is quite rich, boss atmosphere and so on. 弹幕上刷的基本上都是方总好有钱,老板大气之类的。 Photographing the big brother is specialized, the front door came to the amusement park from the panoramic view to the close view of logo feature article, making Jiang Qi suspect that side Jin should/must collected the publicity expenses of amusement park. 摄像大哥非常专业,给游乐园大门来了个从全景到logo特写的近景,让江祺怀疑方靖应该是收了游乐园的宣传费。 river Wanwan hears the sound in video, asked: „Was Elder Brother Jiang Qi, the group constructs the video to send?” 江婉婉听到视频里的声音,问道:“江祺哥,是团建视频发了吗?” Jiang Qi nods. 江祺点头。 „, The team video has sent, I also want to look.” Liu Lan is suddenly excited. “哇,团队视频已经发了呀,我也想看。”刘澜突然兴奋。 Qin resplendent echoed saying: I also want to look, together look.” 秦灿附和道:“我也想看,一起看吧。” The palace also is very brillant interested: old side video has sent, very quick.” 宫晔也很有兴趣:“老方的视频已经发了啊,挺快的呀。” Everyone wants to look, Jiang Qi looked for a support the hand rack near the tea table, just in time at this time green vegetables surface already pot. The hot green vegetables surface is joined to reaches 31 types of side dishes and cheerful groups constructs the video, people one bowl of surface, sit on the small backless stool every gather round the tea table and cell phone eats the noodles while looks at the video. 大家都想看,江祺就找了个支架把手机架在茶几边,正巧这时候青菜面已经出锅。热腾腾的青菜面配上多达31样的小菜和欢快的团建视频,众人人手一碗面,坐在小板凳上围着茶几和手机一边吃面一边看视频。 Has no interest Johann to be no exception to the video, although he sits far, but is also looking. 就连对视频没什么兴趣的老约翰也不例外,他虽然坐得远,但也在看。 Editing very of side Jing company, 27 minutes of group constructs on vlog to pass through his hand, cutting is sprightly and relaxed, is joined to the funny captions and special effect, full screen ha. 方靖公司的剪辑很有一手,27分钟的团建vlog上经他的手,剪得明快而轻松,配上搞笑的字幕和特效,满屏的哈哈哈哈哈。 What is stronger than the editing photographs the big brother. 比剪辑更强的是摄像大哥。 Jiang Qi discovered that photographs the big brother really not to let off any splendidly instantaneous, simultaneously he also really likes drawing the feature article very much. 江祺发现摄像大哥是真的不会放过任何一个精彩瞬间,同时他也是真的很喜欢拉特写。 The unlucky staff sits the roller coaster to get down dizzy, for a while did not pay attention to run upon the stair to give the colleague good a big ritual feature article. 倒霉员工坐过山车下来晕晕乎乎,一时不注意撞上台阶给同事行了个大礼的特写。 King two he eats the feature article of ice cream joyfully. 王二丫快乐吃冰淇淋的特写。 Throws the dart technology to return the vegetable/dish compared with the river gracefully, three twice undershoots the feature article of vegetable/dish chicken staff. 比江婉婉扔飞镖技术还菜,三次两次脱靶的菜鸡员工的特写。 The feature article of lantern riddle. 灯谜的特写。 The feature article of big goose. 大鹅的特写。 The staff caught a fish by hand to play the cell phone to be drawn the feature article by him. 就连工作人员摸鱼玩手机都被他拉了特写。 My goodness, this caught a fish by hand to play the cell phone to be patted, if by their bosses were seen should not deduct the wages.” Some palace also time care about others brillant, as everyone knows then all are his feature article. “好家伙,这摸鱼玩手机都被拍下来了,要是被他们老板看到该不会扣工资吧。”宫晔还有时间关心别人,殊不知接下来全是他的特写。 The palace brillant wrap/sets snare one in the afternoon, a goose had not been wrapped. Was the circle that threw ran upon the Jiang Qi circle on the contrary, caused in Jiang Qi a Black Dragon/mishap circle such splendid matter, photographed the big brother possibly not to draw the feature article? 宫晔套圈套了一下午,一只鹅都没有套中。反倒是自己扔出去的圈撞上了江祺的圈,导致江祺中了一个乌龙圈这么精彩的事情,摄像大哥怎么可能不拉特写呢? The final 5 minutes are completely the palace brillant wrap/sets goose special editions. 最后的五分钟完全是宫晔的套鹅特辑。 The barrage is also lively. 弹幕也非常热闹。 How the palace was brillant wraps wraps not the time barrage saying: Haha hahahaha haha.” 宫晔怎么套都套不中的时候弹幕在说:“哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈。” The time barrage of Jiang Qi unexpected benefit big goose was saying: Palace always: My TM was silly.” 江祺意外收获大鹅的时候弹幕在说:“宫总:我TM傻了呀。” Big goose: My TM was also silly.” “大鹅:我TM也傻了呀。” Circle little elder brother: My goodness, goose from space.” “中圈小哥:好家伙,鹅从天上来。” In Qin resplendent the time barrage of circle was saying: Palace always gives up, I divine according to the diagrams for you, you miss with the big goose.” 秦灿中圈的时候弹幕在说:“宫总放弃吧,我替你算了一卦,你与大鹅无缘。” Big goose: Tired, destruction.” “大鹅:累了,毁灭吧。” Goose: Can change a technology well wraps me?” “鹅:能不能换个技术好的来套我?” Finally is the plot that Jiang Qi several people do not know. 最后是江祺几人不知道的剧情。 The palace was brillant was wrapping several hours of circle, the hand was really the acid to flinging the circle time, calls side Jing, flung the neck to hit the circle to cause before the Jiang Qi wrap/sets a goose of big goose to pick up. 宫晔在套了几个小时的圈,手实在是酸到甩不到圈的时候,给方靖打了个电话,把之前甩脖子撞圈导致江祺套中一只大鹅的鹅抱走了。 Does not install, direct safety strip. 不装了,直接暗箱操作。 My goodness.” Jiang Qi swallows surface smooth, ate two shelled peanuts, picks the harsh chicken feet, you really caught a goose to walk directly.” “好家伙。”江祺呲溜吞下一口面,又吃了两颗花生米,夹起酸辣鸡爪,“你真的直接抓了一只鹅走啊。” Has not thought the palace that own crime was all patted is brillant: „...... It is not, my ferrule time side has not photographed, how does this pat?” 没想到自己的罪行全都被拍下的宫晔:“……不是,我套圈的时候旁边也没摄像啊,这怎么拍下来的?” „Does palace lead you not to know?” Liu Lan asked that your ferrule time, that competition time has stood in your nearby photograph little elder brother pats you that side the lantern riddle area. He is you, as soon as plays the location, you haven't noticed?” “宫导你不知道吗?”刘澜问道,“你套圈的时候,那个比赛的时候一直站在你边上的摄像小哥就在灯谜区那边拍你。他是和你一起到场地的,你没注意到吗?” The palace is brillant:...... 宫晔:…… Taking a rash step. 失策了。 That goose afterward? Cooked?” river Wanwan asked curiously. “那鹅后来怎么样了?炖了吗?”江婉婉好奇地问道。 No, puts in family's courtyard to raise. My mother may like it, said it, when the dog raises, but can also guard the family.” Palace brillant say/way. “没,放家里的院子里养着呢。我妈可喜欢它了,说就把它当狗养,还能看家护院。”宫晔道。 That that you wrap/sets?” “你们套的那只呢?” Cooked.” Jiang Qi said, couple of days ago just cooked.” “炖了。”江祺道,“前两天刚炖的。” Hiss.” The palace holds breath brillant cold air, delicious?” “嘶。”宫晔倒吸一口凉气,“好吃吗?” Jiang Qi definitely nods, how for Huang Fugui this goose also studied two days of goosemeat vegetables/dishes to do specially, goose delicacy that cooked. 江祺肯定地点头,黄富贵为了这只鹅还特意研究了两天鹅肉菜怎么做,炖出来的鹅美味极了。 Thief is delicious!” “贼好吃!”
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