BFAMMGS :: Volume #2

#160: Double 11 shopping spree days


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In long-waited( actually only then a Jiang Qi person anticipation), came quietly on November 11. 在万众期待中(其实只有江祺一个人期待),11月11日悄然而至。 Here was the holiday of single dog, turned into the shopping carnival under the operation of business, becomes compared with festival of the fifteenth day of the seventh lunar month this time-honored traditional festival discount effort bigger holiday, letting the person has to feel unworthy for the festival of the fifteenth day of the seventh lunar month. 这儿原本属于单身狗的节日,在商家的运作下变成了购物狂欢节,成为了比中元节这种历史悠久的传统节日折扣力度更大的节日,让人不得不为中元节感到不值。 That person is Jiang Qi. 那个人就是江祺 Really, all holiday promotion should treat impartially, the unification hits the bone fracture! 真是的,所有节日促销就应该一视同仁,统一打骨折! Has not defended zero crossing point ordering Jiang Qi on pair 11 this day, first time on the evening of 10 th lies on the bed, is defending the cell phone, waits for arrival that promotes on the 11 th greatly. 从来没有在双11这一天守过零点下单的江祺,头一次在十号晚上躺在床上,守着手机,等待11号大促的到来。 0.1, the small card sent in the news. 零点一到,小卡就发来了消息。 Card sign game work room- customer service small card: The double 11 shopping spree days have opened. The game commercial city audience time limit whole year floor price, various pleasant surprise seconds kills today, the audience full 10000 reduce 100, orders the full 1 billion Yuan also to bestow the pleasantly surprised small present! Does not consideration buy new scenario? 卡牌游戏工作室-客服小卡:亲亲,双11购物狂欢日已开启。游戏商城全场限时全年最低价,各种惊喜秒杀就在今天,全场满10000减100,下单满10亿元还赠送惊喜小礼品!亲亲不考虑来买新剧本吗? Jiang Qi:...... 江祺:…… Why does not know, saw after this news, he suddenly does not want to buy this. 不知道为什么,看到这条消息后他突然不想买本了。 Although this gift standard and reduces the amount is very odd completely, but Jiang Qi looked today is in the share of annual floor price on November 11, 0.02 precession of equinoxes opened the game market. 虽然这个赠礼标准和满减金额都很离谱,但江祺还是看在今天是全年最低价的份上在11月11日,0点02分点开了游戏商场。 The commercial city contact surface is red of promotion, what known is pair of 11 promotion, does not know also thinks that is the new year promotes sales. 商城界面是一片促销的红,知道的是双11促销,不知道的还以为是新年促销。 The price is truly preferential. 价格确实很优惠。 Audience commodity time limit two booklets. 全场商品限时两折。 The initial cost 2 billion books, want more than 400 million now. 原价20亿的本,现在只要4亿多。 Has been used to the Jiang Qi choice of commercial city odd price not to look at the home page, the direct point enters the pair of 11 promotion pages. 已经习惯了商城这个离谱的价格的江祺选择不去看首页,直接点进双十一促销专页。 This pair of 11 promotion do not have the limited second of time to kill, but there is a promotion page, with the pair 11 activity same time limit 24 hours, passed the pair of 11 same day to vanish. 这次的双11促销没有限时秒杀,但有促销专页,和双11活动一样限时24小时,过了双11当天就消失。 Promotes sales in the page altogether to have 11 books. 促销专页里一共有11个本。 [ After I spend, hundred flowers kill] type: Immortal hero / emotion( 7 people) [我花开后百花杀]类型:仙侠/情感(七人) Initial cost: 1,100,000,000 rmb present value: 110,000,000 rmb 原价:1,100,000,000rmb现价:110,000,000rmb [ Hoodlum captures] type: Modern age / happy( 5 people) [光棍攻略]类型:现代/欢乐(五人) Initial cost: 110,000,000 rmb present value: 11,000,000 rmb 原价:110,000,000rmb现价:11,000,000rmb [ Kills single dog] type: Modern age / inference( 5 people) [杀死单身狗]类型:现代/推理(五人) Initial cost: 11,000,000 rmb present value: 1,100,000 rmb 原价:11,000,000rmb现价:1,100,000rmb [ Red tears] type: Modern and contemporary / terrifying( 9 people) [红泪]类型:近现代/恐怖(九人) Initial cost: 1,100,000 rmb present value: 110,000 rmb 原价:1,100,000rmb现价:110,000rmb [ Kills Boss murder mystery game store] type: Crime / inference( 5 people) [杀死剧本杀店老板]类型:犯罪/推理(五人) Initial cost: 1,100,000 rmb present value: 110,000 rmb 原价:1,100,000rmb现价:110,000rmb [ Toy general mobilization] type: Strange / happy( 7 people) [玩具总动员]类型:灵异/欢乐(七人) Initial cost: 1,100,000 rmb present value: 110,000 rmb 原价:1,100,000rmb现价:110,000rmb [ Person occasionally master] type: Crime / terrifying( 7 people) [人偶师]类型:犯罪/恐怖(七人) Initial cost: 1,100,000 rmb present value: 110,000 rmb 原价:1,100,000rmb现价:110,000rmb [ Flower Fairy] type: Children / happy( 5 people) [花仙子]类型:儿童/欢乐(五人) Initial cost: 1,100,000 rmb present value: 110,000 rmb 原价:1,100,000rmb现价:110,000rmb [ Extremely cold storm] type: End / terrifying( 7 people) [极寒风暴]类型:末日/恐怖(七人) Initial cost: 1,100,000 rmb present value: 110,000 rmb 原价:1,100,000rmb现价:110,000rmb [ Wants language tears first to flow] type: In the ancient times / emotion( 7 people) [欲语泪先流]类型:古代/情感(七人) Initial cost: 1,100,000 rmb present value: 110,000 rmb 原价:1,100,000rmb现价:110,000rmb [ Metropolis men and women] type: Modern age / emotion( 7 people) [都市男女]类型:现代/情感(七人) Initial cost: 1,100,000 rmb present value: 110,000 rmb 原价:1,100,000rmb现价:110,000rmb How can I say, these scenario price really very pairs 11, not only the scenario people are independent, the price is also 1 and 0. 怎么说呢,这些剧本的价格真的很双11,不光剧本人都是单独,价格也都是一和0。 One pile 1 and 0 look, almost the eye of Jiang Qi looking blindly. 一堆一和0看下来,差点把江祺的眼睛给看瞎了。 One pile of scenario make Jiang Qi worry. 一堆剧本江祺犯了难。 He was able to afford anything before buys anything, did not bring to select, could afford can afford, cannot afford cannot afford. 他之前都是买得起什么就买什么,根本就不带挑的,买得起就是买得起,买不起就是买不起。 But this difference, this many can afford. 但这次不一样,这次有好多本都买得起。 Except for forefront 110 million, 11 million and 1.1 million, remaining are 110,000. 除了最前面的1.1亿的,1100万的和110万的,剩下都是11万。 Jiang Qi have 300,000, borrows 50,000 from Jiang Bing that again, 33 multipurpose buys the itself/Ben, after remaining 20,000 and 11 th turnover is used to pay out the wages, the shop normal operation absolutely does not have the issue. 江祺自己就有30万,再从江冰那借5万,33万用来买本,剩2万和11号以后的营业额用来发工资,店铺正常运转绝对没问题。 Yes Money supreme The mission progress must retrocede a big truncation. 就是【金钱至上】的任务进度又得后退一大截。 Which three books the present issue is to buy. 现在的问题是买哪三个本。 Before had not resulted in elects, now the pinkeye, Jiang Qi this time is 8 chooses 3, chose the difficulty sickness to manifest suddenly at the scene. 之前没得选,现在挑花眼,江祺这次是八选三,选择困难症当场发作。 Hateful, how he did not have 881,000 tones to buy! 可恶,他怎么就没有88万一口气全买了! However all bought also uselessly, his abutment is insufficient. 不过全买了也没用,他卡槽不够。 The Jiang Qi choice uses the elimination method. 江祺选择用排除法。 First removes[ extremely cold storm]. 首先排除[极寒风暴]。 In the this script label has the end, listens to the name is not very auspicious, if Jiang Qi pulled out the extremely cold storm, he pulled out the choice to summon in the brain, the world destroyed directly. 这个本的标签里有末日,听名字也不是很吉利,万一江祺把极寒风暴抽出来了,他在脑子一抽选择召唤,世界直接毁灭。 [ Flower Fairy] with[ metropolis men and women] was also eliminated by Jiang Qi, the former is the child to he is not interested, really pulls out a Flower Fairy to come out to fly also to trouble everywhere. The latter looked the name knows is the pure modern metropolis love itself/Ben, does not have the advantage with other this/Ben. [花仙子]和[都市男女]也被江祺淘汰,前者是儿童向的他不感兴趣,真抽个花仙子出来到处飞也麻烦。后者一看名字就知道是纯现代都市爱情本,和其他的本比起来没有优势。 [ Person occasionally master] was also eliminated, this script looked name Jiang Qi thought inexplicably inside has the abnormal homicidal maniac. [人偶师]也被淘汰,这个本一看名字江祺就莫名地觉得里面有变态杀人狂。 To be honest, he most wants to buy originally is[ kills Boss murder mystery game store]. 说句实话,他最想买的本是[杀死剧本杀店老板]。 For other, does not flush this name to buy. 不为别的,就冲这名字就想买。 After hesitates again, Jiang Qi 4 chose 3 to choose finally[ killed Boss murder mystery game store],[ red tears] with[ toy general mobilization]. 再已经犹豫后,江祺最终四选三选择了[杀死剧本杀店老板]、[红泪]和[玩具总动员]。 Jiang Qi wants to know that this[ toy general mobilization] is that he thinks, the game commercial city does not buy copyright direct right infringement that «Toy General mobilization». 江祺就想知道这个[玩具总动员]是不是他想的那个,游戏商城不买版权直接侵权的那个《玩具总动员》。 If so, Jiang Qi wants to pull out the Buss light year to come out, his childhood sometime had a dream wants to have one Buss light year. 如果是的话,江祺很想抽个巴斯光年出来,他小时候有一段时间做梦都想拥有一个巴斯光年。 Who doesn't want one real Buss light year? 谁不想拥有一个真的巴斯光年呢? After deciding the purchase scenario, Jiang Qi rushes to Jiang Bing door, knocks on a door said loudly: Elder sister, taking advantage of me 50,000!” 敲定购买的剧本后,江祺冲到江冰房门口,敲门大声道:“姐,借我5万!” After three minutes, 50,000 to the account, Jiang Qi order decisively. 三分钟后,5万到账,江祺果断下单。 Money supreme The branch mission mission progress backs up at the scene 33 w, one returned to the pre-liberation. 【金钱至上】支线任务任务进度当场倒退33w,一下回到解放前。 Card sign game work room- customer service small card: exclusive horror script that the respectable Jiang Qi player, you purchases[ red tears], infers exclusive script[ kills Boss murder mystery game store], happy exclusive script[ toy general mobilization] has delivered goods, we will deliver in 24 hours, please note to receive and sign. 卡牌游戏工作室-客服小卡:尊敬的江祺玩家,您购买的独家恐怖本[红泪]、推理独家本[杀死剧本杀店老板]、欢乐独家本[玩具总动员]现已发货,我们会在24小时内送达,请注意签收。 After 330,000 reduce completely, reduced 3300, better than nothing. 33万满减后减了3300,聊胜于无。 Card sign game work room- customer service small card: Today's pair of 11 activities are very preferential! So long as orders to buy 1 billion Yuan to obtain the pleasantly surprised small present, the small present possibly is the precious item card, how many books really doesn't consider to buy again? The small card can give you to recommend! 卡牌游戏工作室-客服小卡:亲亲,今天的双十一活动真的很优惠呢!只要下单买10亿元就可以获得惊喜小礼品呢,小礼品可能是珍贵道具卡,亲亲真的不考虑再多买几个本吗?小卡这边可以给您推荐呢! Jiang Qi: Cannot afford. 江祺:买不起。 Card sign game work room- customer service small card:...... 卡牌游戏工作室-客服小卡:…… Card sign game work room- customer service small card: After that must try hard to make money, strives to afford next year 卡牌游戏工作室-客服小卡:那亲亲以后要努力赚钱,争取明年买得起呢 Jiang Qi:...... 江祺:…… He thought that 1 billion Yuan do not open the scenario shop to make money to achieve diligently. 他觉得10亿元不是开剧本店努力赚钱就能达成的。 The entire 10 small targets, are can achieve diligently? 整整十个小目标呢,是努力就能做到的吗? Can he only 8 choose 3 today is his insufficient effort? 难道他今天只能八选三是他不够努力吗? He took Cao Wen yang foremost person in the field to write down has not actually tested into the foremost person in the field, was because his insufficient effort? 他拿了曹文洋的状元笔记却没有考上状元,难道是因为他不够努力吗? However these are not the key points. 不过这些都不是重点。 Successfully ordered three scenario Jiang Qi moods to be good, although wallet reset, but invested more in a big way returns is bigger, Jiang Qi believes that these three selling prices reach as high as 110,000 pair of 11 preferences to make him return to the itself/Ben. 成功下单了三个剧本江祺心情非常好,虽然钱包清零,但正所谓投资越大回报越大,江祺相信这三个售价高达11万的双11特惠本会让他回本。 Most probably stone pot such, does not occupy the abutment. 最好像石锅那样,不占卡槽。 Thinks that stone Guoke is really the gold medal staff in shop, the money-making main army, without it , there would be no three books that today order. 这么想想石锅可真是店里的金牌员工,赚钱主力军,如果没有它就没有今天下单的三个本。 Jiang Qi separated gives stone Guodian spatially a to praise. 江祺隔空给石锅点了个赞。 Off topic 题外话 According to my observation, is linked to each other digit and letter only calculate a character, therefore the reader masters can feel relieved the purchase, will not calculate the number of words. 根据我的观察,连在一起的数字和字母只算一个字,所以读者老爷们可以放心购买,不会多算字数。 7017 k 7017k
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