BFAMMGS :: Volume #2

#157: [ Looks for the bug young expert]


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The following some time, the Starry River Scenario Club staff members roam through in looking at this sea, was almost drown to death. 接下来的一段时间里,星河剧本社的全体员工都遨游在看本的海洋里,差点被淹死。 Directly 93 this/Ben can deliver goods has 84, even if divides equally on everyone( excluding river gracefully), everyone must read 14 books on average. 93个本里能直接发货的有84个,就算均摊在每个人身上(不包括江婉婉),平均每个人也要看14个本。 But the actual situation is, for does not present one this awkward situation that only then a person can have, each this at least needs two people able to open. In addition Johann only opens a detective script itself/Ben, Huang Fugui only opens pleasure script, Yang Fan is the concurrent job is possible to read too many books, white/shell Ru, Cai Min and Liu Lan did not look that this pressure all of a sudden becomes very greatly. 但实际情况是,为了不出现一个本只有一个人能带的尴尬情况,每个本都至少要有两个人能开。加上老约翰只开推理本一本,黄富贵只开欢乐本,杨帆是兼职不可能看太多本,贝茹,蔡敏和刘澜的看本压力一下子就变得很大。 Finally Liu Lan is driven beyond the limits of forbearance, flickered two study younger brother study younger sisters to come to the shop from the school, when held concurrent jobs, shared greatly looked at this pressure. 最终刘澜忍无可忍,从学校里忽悠了两个学弟一个学妹来店里当兼职,大大分担了看本压力。 From this can explain, compelled Liu Lan anxiously, her anything can do except for the mathematics problems. 由此可以说明,把刘澜逼急了,除了数学题她什么都能做得出来。 The staff in the earnest book size, Jiang Qi have not certainly been idling. Now he is a waving the arms about storekeeper, the scenario shop does not need him to handle Liu Lan and Huang Fugui is completely going against, the sauced meat shop does not need him to handle the orange and Huang Fugui looks. 员工们在认真开本,江祺当然也没闲着。现在他完全就是一个甩手掌柜,剧本店不需要他打理有刘澜和黄富贵顶着,卤味店也不需要他打理有橙子和黄富贵看着。 He only needs to stay in the shop every day, once for a while goes upstairs to Lili does the ideological work. 他每天只需要在店里呆着,时不时上楼给丽丽做思想工作。 Yes, Lili has discovered that now she at that time by the truth that the capitalist boss tricked. 是的,丽丽现在已经发现她当时被资本家老板忽悠的真相了。 What experiences more than 60 different scary methods to be false, more than 60 this scary method in the final analysis such several types, but Lili must record this content, remembers the scary flow and time, remembers the ghost person suppose. 什么体验60多种不同的吓人方法都是假的,60多个本的吓人方法归根结底就那么几种,但丽丽得记本的内容,记住吓人的流程和时间,记住鬼的人设。 If the story is splendid, the ghost ghost supposes loses face/shows off Lili also to be willing, these this/Ben who Jiang Qi buys good-quality unusual are few, is some unusual conventions strange stories, the ghost is the big villain. 如果故事精彩,鬼的鬼设出彩丽丽还心甘情愿一点,偏偏江祺买的这些本里质量上乘的非常少,都是一些非常俗套的灵异故事,鬼全是大反派。 Lili does not want to work as the big villain, she is the just Guman child. 丽丽可不想当大反派,她是正义的古曼童。 Then Lili shouts must strike, is not dry. 然后丽丽就嚷嚷着要罢工,不干了。 But Jiang Qi had sentenced Lili's strike in advance, expressed that adds three sets of new skin again. 江祺早就预判了丽丽的罢工,表示再加三套新皮肤。 Lili said immediately actually plays the villain is not. 丽丽当即就表示其实演反派也不是不可以. „It is not good, Lili your flying looked like one by the arrange/cloth that the wind blew, you must fly.” Jiang Qi sits in the baby room makes the performing skill instruction to rookie villain actor Lili. “不行,丽丽你这个飞的太像一块被风吹起来的布了,你得飞得真一点。”江祺坐在娃娃屋里对新人反派演员丽丽做演技指导。 Lili, really the ghost is not such floating. I went to the hell before floating time like, our ghosts will not flutter to walk to be the same in a flash in a flash, is actually very steady, looked at the time to grow, if only looked that the upper part will not discover we were the ghost are fluttering.” Senior flatter floating actor king two he conducts the technical guidance to Lili. “丽丽,真的鬼也不是这么飘的。我之前飘去地府的时候不会像这样一晃一晃的,我们鬼飘起来就跟人走路一样,其实是很平稳的,看时间长了,如果只看上半身根本不会发现我们是鬼在飘。”资深阿飘演员王二丫对丽丽进行技术指导。 Although is the ghost but never floating Lili:...... 虽然是鬼但从来不飘的丽丽:…… She sudden one thought that three sets of skins is a little few. 她突然一下觉得加三套皮肤有点少。 A Lili face operates Jiang Qi to spend 40 the rough cast red skirt that morosely from online buys, imitates the red clothes demoness has fluttered the appearance control scarlet cloth from the sky to float to flutter. 丽丽一脸不高兴地操纵江祺花四十块从网上买的粗制红裙,模仿红衣女鬼飘过的样子控制红布在空中飘来飘去。 How about to play the role of ghost matter, Jiang Qi has consulted shopkeeper slow, the C. C secret room escapes from the business is also better than murder mystery, the staff must manage all kinds of ghosts every day. 关于如何扮鬼这件事情,江祺是请教过徐店长的,C.C的密室逃脱生意比剧本杀还要好,员工每天都要办各种各样的鬼。 The suggestion that shopkeeper slow offers is, the Eastern ghosts stepped on the balanced tire wig to put on to fluffily as if threw over the skirt of bed sheet directly, the Western ghost bought the ghost headgears and various items directly, scary disgustingly was better. 徐店长给出的建议是,东方鬼踩平衡车带假发穿蓬松到仿佛直接披了床单的裙子,西方鬼直接买鬼头套和各类道具,越吓人越恶心越好。 These horror script inside East ghosts who Jiang Qi buys are in the majority, Lili can control the skirt to flutter like really flatter is when near the corridor, window, the lights flickering or have not cared in the player, or fearful and apprehensive time flashes past, becomes most important that she played the role of the ghost. 江祺买的这些恐怖本里面东方鬼居多,丽丽能不能控制裙子像真的阿飘一样是不是在走廊、窗边、灯光闪烁的时候在玩家或没在意,或心惊胆战的时候一闪而过,成了她扮鬼的重中之重。 Because Lili never used this method to be scary before, without experience, therefore studies quite slowly, must practices under Jiang Qi and king two his joint directors. 由于丽丽之前从来不用这种方法吓人,没有经验,所以学习得比较慢,得在江祺和王二丫的联合指导下练习。 Mensh who it is fortunate that Lili can control the baby room when the time locks opens. If otherwise which unlucky staff suddenly has the urgent matter to look for Jiang Qi, does not telephone, does not send WeChat to run directly, pushes the door to see in the room to have a red skirt from the sky to float to flutter...... 得亏丽丽能控制娃娃屋的门什么时候锁什么时候开。不然要是哪个倒霉员工突然有急事找江祺,不打电话,不发微信直接跑上来,推门看见屋子里有一个红裙子在空中飘来飘去…… Jiang Qi only feared that must hit 120 to this unlucky staff and kneels on the ground asks him do not die. 江祺只怕要给这个倒霉员工打120并跪在地上求他不要死。 Board board, repeatedly, wants to look piece by piece!” Lili controlled the red skirt to flutter a while, quick is not dry on the strike, held the leg of Jiang Qi not to let go. “板板,累累,想看片片!”丽丽控制红裙子飘了一会儿,很快就罢工不干了,抱着江祺的腿死活不愿意松手。 Lili will not flutter, Lili is not the floating ghost, Lili has not gone to the hell, the floating ghost is badly bad.!” Does not have to think oneself frightened scary so many years, actually wails in Lili who in the most basic scary way turns over. “丽丽不会飘,丽丽不是飘飘鬼,丽丽没去过地府,飘飘鬼坏坏。哇!”没想到自己吓人吓了这么多年,却在最基本的吓人方式上翻了车的丽丽嚎啕大哭。 Naturally, but pretends crying. 当然,只是假哭。 Doesn't matter, Lili, how we watches the movie to study ghost in a movie is floating.” King two he has the patient said/tunnel very much. “没关系,丽丽,我们来看电影学习一下电影里的鬼是怎么飘的。”王二丫很有耐心地道。 Lili does not cry immediately, she does not cry not only, but also the positive governing plate fluttered in the king two his hands. 丽丽顿时就不哭了,她不光不哭,还直接控制平板飘到了王二丫的手里。 Before king two he selected him, on some downloading good edition «Attractive Female Ghost». 王二丫点开了他之前就下载好的某个版本的《倩女幽魂》。 Jiang Qi:? 江祺:? This does not seem like the ghost piece in the traditional sense...... 这好像不是传统意义上的鬼片…… Ok, can study to flutter was enough, the actress wears the ancient costume to hang to fly horizontally also a little floating meaning, likes looking at these zombies that to seize the ghost piece compared with Lili, the western-style horror film, the demoness was not floating the horror film that only crawled to have the pedagogical meaning to be many. 算了,能学飘就行,女演员穿古装吊威亚横着飞过去也有点飘的意思,比丽丽爱看的那些僵尸捉鬼片,西式恐怖片,女鬼不飘只爬的恐怖片有教育意义多了。 Looks at the relaxation time of movie while Lili and king two he, the Jiang Qi point operates WeChat to start to give in WeChat every day to send the shop owner good friends who the friend encircles to select to praise. 趁丽丽和王二丫看电影的休息时间,江祺点开微信开始给微信里每天必发朋友圈的店家好友们点赞。 Jiang Qi in most starts the JC customer service, sneaks JC puts together in this crowd to be the undercover discovered, these murder mystery game store really like sending the friend circle very much. 江祺在最开始加JC的客服,潜入进JC的拼本群里当卧底的时候就发现了,这些剧本杀店家真的很爱发朋友圈。 As if every day does not send 7, in eights 10 friends to encircle the performance not to attain a designated standard. 仿佛每天不发个七、八上十条朋友圈业绩就不达标。 Puts together this information in putting together this crowd returns insufficiently, in the friend circle must send. 拼本信息在拼本群里发还不够,朋友圈里一定要发。 Had the guest to give the feedback of high praise, wanted the screenshot to send the feedback. 有客人给出了好评的反馈,要截图发反馈。 Without guest's feedback to the high praise, sends city limited exclusive or price that most expensive propaganda language and poster in the shop buys newly. 没有客人给好评的反馈,就发店里新买的城限独家或者价格最贵的本的宣传语和海报。 Slightly professional point customer service can send in a shop funny daily. 稍微敬业一点的客服会发一点店里的搞笑日常。 Naturally every day must send also has various type and the murder mystery related expression package, basically can achieve for one week the daily non- identical style, letting the person has to exclaim in surprise in these customer service numbers expression package of stocks. 当然每日必发的还有各种和剧本杀有关的表情包,基本上都能做到一周之内每日不重样,让人不得不惊叹这些客服号上的表情包库存。 If these shop owners distribute simultaneously, the friend who they send encircled are more. 如果这些店家同时还是发行,他们发的朋友圈就更多了。 Blotting out the sky to the the new propaganda, the propaganda to the beforehand initial capital, receives an evaluation to send the friend circle every time, every day has the new evaluation. Letting Jiang Qi has to suspect that they have been accumulating the evaluation, a day sends. 铺天盖地的对自家新出的本的宣传,对之前老本的宣传,每收到一条测评就要发朋友圈,每天都有新测评。让江祺不得不怀疑他们是不是一直在攒测评,一天发一点。 At this point, Jiang Qi has to praise own customer service number, absolutely is in scenario shop customer service number pure running water. 说到这里,江祺就不得不夸一下自家的客服号,绝对是剧本店客服号中的一股清流。 The orange sends the sauced taste to be sold out with the customer service number daily, another group of victims raise five-colors rope happily and so on cannot see is completely the scenario shop proper friend circle. 橙子天天用客服号发卤味已经售罄,又一批受害者喜提五彩绳之类的完全看不出是剧本店应有的朋友圈。 Jiang Qi added SMS and shop owner WeChat at the autumn show/unfolds, after the autumn show/unfolds ended hauled in several several people to dozens people of shop owner small groups. 江祺在秋展上加了一群发型和店家的微信,在秋展结束后又被拉进了几个几人到几十人不等的店家小群。 Jiang Qi every day persisted in brushing the friend circle for several days, selects to praise to comment one not to draw. 江祺这些天每天坚持刷朋友圈,点赞评论一个不拉。 Joins various topics actively, tries the friends of name to non- upper eyelid to become integrated with the small group, cuts a blade, to praise, voting positive response. 积极加入各种话题,试图和小群里名字对不上脸的朋友们打成一片,砍一刀,点个赞,投个票积极响应。 Under he so positive network surfing, Converts an enemy into a friend The mission progress quickly turned into 7 / 8. 在他如此积极的网络冲浪之下,【化敌为友】的任务进度很快就变成了7/8。 Only misses last! 只差最后一个! Only missed last not to need the point to approve the commentary every day! 只差最后一个就不用每天都点赞评论了! Jiang Qi with the excited heart, selects each small group, wants to have a look at the topic that has anything to join. 江祺怀着激动的心,点开各个小群,想看看有没有什么可以加入的话题。 Looks, in merchant group some people of members. 看着看着,商户群里有人全体成员。 Jiang Qi selects the merchant group hastily, discovered that originally is the street makes each shop owner in alley fill in any city to beautify the related opinion survey form, each merchant must fill. 江祺连忙点开商户群,发现原来是街道让小巷里的各个店家填一个什么城市美化相关的意见调查表,每个商户都得填。 After filling , the screenshot private issues Boss king, the wife of Boss king is the residents'committee. 填完之后截图私发给王老板,王老板的老婆就是居委会的。 Jiang Qi fills out a form quickly, selects the head picture of Boss king to want the screenshot private to issue him, discovered oneself have not added the WeChat of Boss king unexpectedly. 江祺很快就填完表,点开王老板的头像想把截图私发给他,发现自己居然没加王老板的微信。 Usually everyone chatted the opposite party in the merchant group, Jiang Qi does not have the custom of driving adding people WeChat directly, has not added also normally. 平时大家聊天都直接在商户群里对方,江祺没有主动加人微信的习惯,没加也正常。 Jiang Qi sends out the good friend to apply to Boss king hastily. 江祺连忙向王老板发出好友申请。 Boss king the second agreed. 王老板秒同意。 When Jiang Qi must issue Boss king the screenshot, the game prompt sound remembers in his mind suddenly. 就在江祺要把截图发给王老板的时候,游戏提示音突然在他的脑海中想起。 Ding, congratulates the player to complete mission Converts an enemy into a friend, Obtains the mission reward: Skill promotion card 1.” “叮,恭喜玩家完成任务【化敌为友】,获得任务奖励:技能升级卡一。” Jiang Qi:??? 江祺:??? How this did mission complete suddenly??? 任务怎么就突然完成了??? After two seconds, Jiang Qi responded. 两秒钟后,江祺就反应过来了。 Boss king is the sauced meat shop boss. 王老板是卤味店老板。 He actually is also the sauced meat shop boss. 他其实也是卤味店老板。 Not only his peer Boss murder mystery, the sauced meat shop boss is also his peer. 他的同行不只是剧本杀老板,卤味店老板也是他的同行。 Because Money supreme Only counts the net profit of scenario shop not to count the profit of sauced meat shop, Jiang Qi has tacitly approved all mission only to calculate based on the scenario shop. After all he took over so many shops, starts the card sign game truly is the scenario shop. 因为【金钱至上】只统计剧本店的纯利润不统计卤味店的盈利,江祺就一直默认所有的任务只由剧本店计算。毕竟他接手了这么多店,真正开启卡牌游戏的就是剧本店。 Finally Converts an enemy into a friend This mission does not press the repertoire to play a card, even the sauced meat shop also counts together. 结果【化敌为友】这个任务不按套路出牌,连卤味店也一起统计。 Suddenly completed mission, should happy Jiang Qi more want more not to feel obviously right. 突然完成了任务,明明应该高兴的江祺越想越觉得不对劲。 Is branch mission, why Converts an enemy into a friend Including sauced meat shop, Money supreme Excluding? 都是支线任务,凭什么【化敌为友】包括卤味店,【金钱至上】不包括? This is the discrimination! 这是歧视! The Jiang Qi point opens and small card dialog box that has not selected for a long time, starts to sue. 江祺点开许久未曾点开的和小卡的对话框,开始投诉。 Jiang Qi: I must sue, your game mission have bug! 江祺:我要投诉,你们这个游戏任务有bug! Jiang Qi: Why only then Converts an enemy into a friend The sauced meat shop including in the mission range, other mission wasn't good? 江祺:为什么只有【化敌为友】将卤味店包括在了任务范围内,其他任务却不行? The small card is also the second returns. 小卡也是秒回。 Card sign game work room- customer service small card: Your feedback we received, the small card helps you reflect now! 卡牌游戏工作室-客服小卡:亲亲,你的反馈我们收到了呢,小卡现在就帮您反映呢! Jiang Qi:? 江祺:? Is the small card today's service attitude so good? 小卡今天的服务态度怎么这么好? In the normal condition he should not say: The small card is only the customer service of scenario commercial city, the game mission matter small card is responsible. 正常情况下他不应该说:小卡只是剧本商城的客服呢,游戏任务的事情不由小卡负责呢。 The next second, the recent news sends. 下一秒,新消息发来。 Card sign game work room- customer service small card: Our scenario commercial city will soon promote the pair of 11 revelry preferences! When the time comes audience scenario jumps the floor rate, absolutely is biggest discount in a year, only limited pair 11 on the same day, but also please kiss pays attention to contribute money buys scenario! 卡牌游戏工作室-客服小卡:亲亲,我们剧本商城即将推出双11狂欢特惠!到时候全场剧本跳楼价,绝对是一年之中的最大折扣,只限双11当天,还请亲亲注意攒钱多买剧本呢! Jiang Qi:...... 江祺:…… Now, do you remind me to pay attention to contribute money on November 3 at this time is a little late? 现在都11月3号了,这个时候你才提醒我注意攒钱是不是有点晚? On the other hand, Ms. Jiang Bing house rent seemed like expired on November 9, before double 11, she will certainly come back. 话说回来,江冰女士的房租好像是11月9号到期,双十一之前她一定会回来。 She met many lists at the exhibition, if she for several days continuously in conscientious, fulfills duty catching up manuscript that fulfills responsibility, now theoretically has made a small wealth. 她在展会上接了不少单,如果她这些天一直在兢兢业业,尽职尽责的赶稿,现在理论上来讲已经发了一笔小财。 Does not know, waits for the day of the pair of 11 revelry preferences, if buys the scenario money insufficiently first there to borrow from Ms. Jiang Bing. 不知道,等双11狂欢特惠那天,如果买剧本钱不够可不可以先从江冰女士那里借点。 In the wages account when the Jiang Qi computation reservation sends to the staff this month can also have how much money, game prompt sound loud. 就在江祺计算预留这个月给员工们发的工资账面上还能有多少钱的时候,游戏提示音又响了。 Ding, congratulates player Jiang Qi to complete mission Fights steadily, Obtains mission to reward 2000 Yuan.” “叮,恭喜玩家江祺完成任务【稳扎稳打】,获得任务奖励2000元。” Has discovered main line mission Is some scale.” “已发现主线任务【颇具规模】。” Congratulates the player to achieve the achievement[ looks for the bug young expert], obtains[ assigns scenario type coupon].” “恭喜玩家达成成就[找bug小能手],获得[指定剧本类型促销券]。” Jiang Qi:??? 江祺:??? Off topic 题外话 Excuse me, this chapter of the beginning a little Carvin, therefore writes long time especially, second waits during the daytime in the afternoon. 不好意思,这章一开始有点卡文,所以写得格外的久,第二更等白天下午。
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