„Name?”
“姓名?”„Huai Shi.”
“槐诗。”„Age?”
“年龄?”„17.”
“17。”„Profession?”
“职业?”„gigolo...... is not, said that read smoothly.”Huai Shicoughedtwo, „Professionis a student, held a concurrent post ofXinhaiconfidential secretaryandaction of agentAstronomy Associationin...... Isaid,wecan'tgive the pass/testthat?”
“牛郎……啊不是,说顺嘴了。”槐诗干咳了两声,“职业是学生,兼任天文会驻新海机要秘书和行动干员……我说,咱不能把那等给关了?”Under the dazzlinglightshines, heliftsto beat the handontablediligently, wantsto keep offin front of the eye, butalwaysalmost.
在刺眼的灯光照耀之下,他努力地抬起拷在桌子上的手,想要挡在眼睛前面,可总差一点。
The lengthis insufficient.
长度不够。„Cannot!”
“不能!”
The tableoppositeinquisitionistplaceson the teacup the tablelayer on layer/heavily, coldsoundasked: „Said that 7 : 30 pm, where did you, withanyone, the preparationdo?”
桌子对面的审讯者重重地将茶杯放在桌子上,冷声问:“说吧,昨天晚上七点半,你在哪里,和谁,准备干啥?”Huai Shicurls the lip, „Garden Restaurant, withyour daughter, preparesto eat meal.”槐诗撇嘴,“花园餐厅,和你女儿,准备吃饭。”Bang!
嘭!Department HeadFu a palm of the handpoundson the table, staredin a big way the eye: „Yourhis motheralsodaresto say! WasIyouflutteredwith the motionlessspear/gun? Again and againreiteratedwithyou,youalsodareto gang up withmy daughter!”
傅处长一巴掌砸在桌子上,瞪大了眼睛:“你他娘的还敢说!是我拿不动枪了还是你飘了?三番两次跟你重申,你还敢勾搭我女儿!”„cough cough.”
“咳咳。”Huai Shicovered mouthto coughseveral, sincereargued: „ Isthis, thisis a philosophical question...... the personis the fatherlives mother to raiseright? As long asis the person, thencertainlyissomebody'ssondaughter?槐诗捂嘴咳嗽了几声,正色辩解道:“是这样的,这是一个哲学问题……人都是爹生娘养的对吧?但凡是人,那么就一定是某个人的儿子女儿,是不是?In other words, so long asIgo outto dine together, thencaneat mealwithsomebody'ssondaughter, but the father of thispersonexactlyisyou. Youlooked atthisunfortunatelythisare not! ”
也就是说,只要我出去聚餐,那么就一定会和某个人的儿子女儿一起吃饭,只不过这个人的父亲恰好是你而已。你看这不巧了嘛这不是!”„Fnmdp!”
“fnmdp!”Department HeadFuis staringhimbitterly, the toothmustbite, „takes a look at the good deed that youdo! Violates the law and commit crimeonforget about it! Ourfather and daughterrelatedjustchanged for the bettera little, nowhis motherdamn!”
傅处长恨恨地瞪着他,牙都要咬碎了,“瞧瞧你干的好事!作奸犯科就算了!我们父女关系才刚刚好转了那么一点,现在又他妈见鬼了!”„Did youforgetto go to the school anniversary unable to blameme?”
“你忘了去校庆不能怪我吧?”„I......”
“我……”„Youdo not wantto seeyour wife, is right?”Huai Shisighed, „at just the right moment, your wifealsothought.”
“你不想见你老婆,对不对?”槐诗叹息,“真巧,你老婆也是这么想的。”„......”
“……”Goes against the light, Huai Shiis looking at carefully the oldFu'sgloomyappearance, shakes the headsighed: „Thenyoubothput the pigeon, sins.”
逆着光,槐诗端详着老傅阴沉的样子,摇头啧啧感叹:“然后你们就双双放了鸽子,造孽喲。”„Thatthisandyouhave mealwhatrelationswithher!”
“那这和你跟她吃饭有什么关系!”Huai Shishows the whites of the eyes, reallycould not bearhim: „Excuse me, shehad reached adulthood, has mealwithownfriend, does not go to the hotel, youmanage.”槐诗翻了个白眼,实在受不了他了:“拜托,她都老大不小了,跟自己朋友吃个饭,又不是去旅馆,你管个屁啊。”Bang!
嘭!„Yourhis motheralsowantsto go to the hotel!”
“你他妈还想去旅馆!”
The wordsjustsaid, a shadowthrew, pullsfrom the chairhim, the facial featuresare fierce: „Iknow your smallbastardanxiousgood intention!”
话刚说完,一个黑影就扑了上来,将他从椅子上扯起来,面容狰狞:“我就知道你这个小王八蛋不安好心!”„Analogy! Analogy! Draws an analogy!”Huai Shiwas aboutnot to gasp for breath: „Youlet goquickly! Ishouted the person! Help! Bureau of Special Affairshits the person, help!!!”
“比方!比方!打个比方!”槐诗都快喘不过气来了:“你快松手!我喊人了啊!救命啊!特事处打人啦,救命啊!!!”„Fuspot, forget about itforget about it......”
“傅处,算了算了……”Nearbypersonalsoto/clashesdumbfoundedlyquickly, breaks off the breaking offhand of hand, the comfortablecomfort, said that the word of praisespoke the word of praise:, The stopperreturned to the chairto come upDepartment HeadFugood long while.
旁边的人也目瞪口呆地赶快冲上来,掰手的掰手,顺气的顺气,说好话的说好话:,好半天才把傅处长塞回了椅子上去。„Pitifulworldparental love.”
“可怜天下父母心啊。”Huai Shisighed, helplessshook the head, in the fingerseamsprang an iron wire, turnedseveralnextlockingafter the handcuff.槐诗叹了口气,无奈摇头,指头缝里弹出了一根铁丝,在手铐里面扭了几下之后自己把锁开了。
After moving a wrist/skillslightly, hereorganized a collar, sits well, sinceresaidsincerely: „, oldFu, I am, youare the understanding......”
稍微活动了一下手腕之后,他整理了一下衣领,端坐,语重心长地正色说道:“呐,老傅,我为人呢,你是了解的……”„WhomyoucalledoldFu!”Department HeadFustares the bigeye, „are you? You have the multi-lower reachesyounot to know!”
“你叫谁老傅呢!”傅处长瞪大眼睛,“你为人?你为人有多下流你不知道么!”„Youmayhis motherenough!”
“你可他妈够了吧!”Huai Shiwas madwantsto upset the table, helplessat once, „forget about it, wedid not pesterthis, Ipledgedto the day, Itoyour daughternotillegalheart......”槐诗气得都想要掀桌子了,旋即无奈,“算了,我们不纠缠这个了,我对天发誓,我对你女儿没有一点不轨之心……”„Un?”oldFu'sfacial expressionis gloomy, „was yourmeaningyounoblecannot have a liking forhernow?”
“嗯?”老傅的神情阴沉起来,“你的意思是你现在高贵了看不上她咯?”Huai Shifeltoneselfmustexplode, the skullhurts.槐诗觉得自己要爆炸了,脑壳疼。„Big brother, you are really mybiologicalbig brother...... can have a liking forarewrongbeing have a liking forare also wrong, actuallyyourhis motherwantshow!”
“大哥,你真得是我亲大哥……看得上是错的看不上也错,你他妈究竟想怎样!”oldFufacewas green, „youoccupy the fatherto be cheapagain, does the fatherthrowyouto believefromhereyou?”
老傅脸都绿了,“你再占老子便宜,老子就把你从这里丢出去你信不信?”„Okaygood, good good good.”
“好好好,行行行。”HelplessHuai Shilowers the head, begs for mercysubmissively: „Fu Yiismygoodbrothers, Idietoday, jumpsfromthisbuilding, is not thinkingandsheis in love! Thisanythingage, pleasereceivequickly the obscenethought of yourbrain!”槐诗无奈低头,拱手求饶:“傅依是我的好兄弟,我今天就是死,就是从这楼上跳下去,也不会想着和她谈恋爱!这都什么年代了,请你赶快把你满脑子的下流思想收起来!”„Sheis the goodstudent, younot!”
“她是好学生,你不是啊!”Department HeadFuis staring atfrontyoungbastardvigilantly, looks that probablyis not athometo carry the thief who the hoeturns the family/homebackyardwhileoneself.
傅处长警惕地凝视着面前的小王八蛋,就好像看着一个趁自己不在家扛着锄头翻进自己家后院的贼。„Who Fu Yiis, hadn't youunderstood? Good, youtrulytoodid not understand, butyouare goodtohera littleconfidence.”
“傅依是什么人,你还不了解?好吧,你确实不太了解,但你好歹对她有点信心好么。”Huai Shiis scratching the head, sigh: „ To be honest, myfamily relationshiptoyour familyalsohas no interest, did not plan that herprivate affairgesticulates.槐诗挠着头,叹息:“说实话,我对你家的家庭关系也没有任何兴趣,更不打算她的私事指手画脚。Butyouare at least clear, how many are noteveryonebrainis the pubertyhormonetowardis blind the love, is noteveryoneneeds the fatherto send the sniper, to need mother to send the spytoherschoolmate24hours of infraredlockclearly the detailsinvestigation of eachschoolmate...... . Moreover, even ifyoudo that reallyuseful? Has changedheridea? ”
但你起码要明白,不是所有人满脑子都是青春期荷尔蒙向着瞎几把恋爱,也不是所有人都需要自己爸爸派狙击手对着她的同学二十四小时红外线锁头、需要妈妈派侦探去把每个同学的底细调查清楚……况且,就算你们这么做,真的有用么?有改变过她的想法么?”Department HeadFuhad nothing to say in reply, for a long time, sighedagitated: „...... Rebelperiod.”
傅处长无言以对,许久,烦躁地叹息:“……叛逆期啊。”„Imustsay, if her rebelperiod, youmaytoobe really convenient.”
“我得说,这要是她叛逆期的话,你们可真太省事儿了。”Huai Shishakes the head, does not wantto break offwithownschoolmate'sbiological fatheragainpullsteachesdaughter'stopic, was deliberately consideringquicklyhandled the matter, tohimforgotsuddenly the matterwasanything.槐诗摇头,不想再跟自己同学的亲爹掰扯教女儿的话题了,寻思着赶快把正事儿办了,对他忽然忘记正事儿是什么了。„Right, why did Icome tohereto come?”
“对了,我来这儿干什么来着?”„HowIknow!”
“我怎么知道!”Department HeadFuair/Qinot to hitone: „You, whenBureau of Special Affairsis your family, idlesis being all rightto strollplaying?”
傅处长气不打一处来:“你当特事处是你家么,闲着没事儿逛着玩?”„I the passing through the gatewordshad not just said that was beatenherebyyou, Ialsoverydespair!”
“我刚进门话都没说就被你拷这儿了,我也很绝望啊!”Huai Shiimmediatelyeven moregrief and indignation, after thinkinglong time, thinks,pats the forehead: „Right, myBorderhunterlicenseandCurrent Realmwalked the permission.”槐诗顿时越发悲愤,思索良久之后才想起来,一拍脑门:“对了,我的边境猎人执照和现境行走许可。”„......”
“……”Therefore, oldFu'sfacial expressionchangesbeyond the scorenot to prefer.
于是,老傅的神情就变得分外不情愿起来。
After tenminutes, the office workerhanded overin an entiredispatch case the hand of Huai Shi.
十分钟之后,办事员将一整个文件袋都交到了槐诗的手里。„.”
“啧。”
Out Department HeadFusends outhim, finallyalsoremindedone: „Do not think that the license and permissionno restriction of any kind, mustobserve law and discipline, knew?”
傅处长把他送出门外,最后还提醒了一句:“别以为有了执照和许可就百无禁忌,要遵纪守法,知道么?”„Yourthistakes the lead inviolating regulationswherehad the qualificationsto sayme!”
“你这带头违纪的哪里有资格说我啊!”Huai Shi conducts the back the backpack, has no more to do with walk.槐诗背上背包,拔腿就走。Slid, next timewill not come.
溜了溜了,下次不来了。Thisbrokenplacecomes to be closed/passonetimeonetime.
这破地方来一次就要被关一次,谁遭得住啊。Just shortly after went out, received the Fu Yicall.
刚出门不久,就接到了傅依的电话。Telephonethatsoundis very noisy, can hearcrowded.
电话那头声音挺嘈杂的,听得到人来人往。„?”Hears the keyboardsoundindistinctly, sheasked: „IandLiuRong, deserted/fewhandsometheyin the Internet cafe, openblack, comes, to leadonyouquickly the difference.”
“有空么?”隐约听见噼里啪啦的键盘声响,她问:“我和刘蓉、廖俊他们在网吧呢,开黑,快来,带你上分。”„forget about it, onwantsonminute/share of a personwithmecool400years.”
“算了吧,上一个想和我上分儿的人已经凉了四百年了。”Huai Shishakes the head, thinksorexplains: „Relax, mytrifling thingdoes not have, the fellow sufferersexchangedto experience. Buteats meal, can healsobe sent to frontier serviceBorderto gome?”槐诗摇头,想了想还是解释道:“放心,我屁事儿都没,难兄难弟交流了一下经验而已。只不过吃个饭,难道他还能把我发配到边境去?”„Canbe good, thatwill also eatnext time.”
“能行,那下次还吃。”
The Fu Yitone was also probably more relaxed.傅依的语气好像也轻松了一些。„Whateatsto eatwhat?”deserted/fewhandsomesoundresoundsfromtelephoneanother: „Hasmyone, Itreat, the nearbyhas the family/homeskewerto roast......”
“吃什么吃什么?”廖俊的声音从电话另一头响起:“带我一个,我请客,附近有家串烤……”„Rolledrolling, dividesto fall out or off entirelytoyou, knows that ate...... myEto live, youenlargedquickly, enlargement! Rongrongwalksquickly, yeah, mymy......”
“滚滚滚,分儿都给你掉光了,就知道吃……我e住了,你快放大,放大!蓉蓉快走,哎,我的我的……”deserted/fewhandsomeisstudent association the committee member of organization department, as ifcontinuouslyto the idea in the Fu Yia littleschool regulationnot letting.
廖俊就是学生会的组织部的委员,似乎一直对傅依有点校规里不让的想法。Infamily/homecondition, althoughis good, but is actually not a young tyrant, insteadbig brothermodel/patternEr, is quite good, is good, being possible be called the sunlightis handsome. After Fu Yihas turned downseveraltimes, probablyhad not lost heart, has rubbedto inquire the voluntarydirection of heruniversitysecretly, probablyplans a long-distance race.
家里条件虽然挺好,但却不是恶少,反而颇为大哥范儿,成绩不错,性格良好,堪称阳光俊朗。被傅依婉拒过几次之后好像一直都没有死心,已经暗搓搓地打探她大学的志愿方向,好像打算来个长跑。Does to the littleelder sister saying that heartlikeiron, had looked through the bustling placeonownparents, althoughusualcommunicationnotdesirablydesolate, buthas been definingtactfully the distance of good friend, perhaps the buddycardcould not escape.
奈何小姐姐道心如铁,早就在自己爹妈身上看破了红尘,虽然平时的来往并没有刻意冷落,但一直委婉地限定着好友的距离,一张好哥们卡恐怕是逃不掉了。
After looking her long stringlifehas planned, Huai Shisuspected that actuallythispersonhas had the plan of marriage.
看过她那一长串人生规划之后,槐诗怀疑这人究竟有没有过结婚的打算。Howeverthisalsohas no relationswithhim.
不过这又和他没什么关系。After all the lifeis not the novel, not justlovetype of thing. Even if not marry, Huai Shibelieves that Fu Yi can still enjoy the sight and sound of the wind whipping up the waterwithoneselfin the future.
毕竟人生不是小说,并不是只有恋爱这种东西。就算不结婚,槐诗相信傅依将来也能够凭着自己风生水起。Hearssound that theycreate a disturbance, Huai Shi can only sigh with emotionheartfeltly: „Youthis really good.”
听到她们打闹的声音,槐诗只能由衷感慨:“青春真好啊。”Whydoes not know, in the heartraisesspontaneouslyonetypesuffering the traces left by time of human affairs, suddenlyliterary arts.
不知道为什么,心中油然升起一种饱经世事的沧桑感,忽然文艺了起来。
A wave of groupwarfires off, Fu Yisomewhat seemed to be worried: „Reallydoesn't eat?”
一波团战打完,傅依似乎还是有些担心:“真不吃了?”„Really, Iwent hometo review.”Huai Shisaid,„next weekIwill go toJinlingtest.”
“真不了,我回家复习。”槐诗说,“下周我就去金陵考试了。”„Clickety-clackmouthclose to......”
“彳亍口巴……”Fu Yihas not saidanythingagain, saidcalm: „Thatarrived inJinlingto make.”傅依并没有再说什么,淡定地说:“那就到了金陵在约呗。”What did yousay?
你说啥?Huai Shiis stunned, buthas not cometo rememberto ask, the telephonehung.槐诗愕然,可还没来记得问,电话就挂了。Onlyleaves behind a Huai Shipersonto standinDama Road, looks atfrontheavy traffic, a facecompelsignorant.
只留下槐诗一个人站在大马路中间,看着面前的车水马龙,一脸懵逼。Hesomewhatis afraidDepartment HeadFuto lead the troopsto killJinlingsuddenlyto go.
他忽然有些害怕傅处长带着人马杀到金陵去。.Going hometimesaw that Uncle Fang the flower of pouringhad bloomedover the two days, desolateSzo'svestibulerestored the pastgentleappearance. Uncle Fangis standingin the entrance, after approving, gives the delivery man the signature.
回家的时候看到房叔这两天浇的花已经开了,原本萧索的前庭恢复了往日温柔的样子。房叔正站在门口,验收完毕之后给快递员签字。
After the delivery manwalked, Huai Shithrows down the package, seesin the living roomthatgiantbox.
等快递员走了之后,槐诗把包丢下,就看到客厅里那一个巨大的箱子。„Whatgadget? Wherebuys? How muchmoney?”
“啥玩意儿?哪儿买的?多少钱?”Huai Shiis staring atCrow, right in the face a thirdeven/including.槐诗盯着乌鸦,劈头一个三连。„Yourteaching material, in the Stone Cauldron Soceityofficialgreatgoosetengushopbuys, oneset of alsohold/containermail, delivers8Grandmasterteachingdvdexplanationdifficulties, is inexpensive, oneset4 milliondollars......”
“你的教材啊,石釜学会官方巨鹅天狗店里买的,一套还包邮呢,送八张大师授课dvd讲解难点,不贵,一套才四百万块钱……”„How muchmoney!”
“多少钱!”Huai Shialmostfrightensto jumpto hold a hole the ceiling: „4 million?! Do 4 millionyoubuy such a pile of brokengadget?”槐诗吓得差点跳起来把天花板捅一个窟窿:“四百万?!四百万你买这么一堆破玩意儿?”„Knowledgepricelesslittle rascal.”
“知识无价啊小鬼。”Crowexpects too muchlooked athisoneeyes: „Thismonopoly sector, otherssaidhow muchmoneyonhow muchmoney, moreoveryoureallylearned, severalyearsgained.”乌鸦恨铁不成钢的看了他一眼:“这种垄断行业,人家说多少钱就多少钱,况且你真学会了,几年就赚回来了。”„Igain! Allgaveyouto spend!”
“我赚个屁!全都给你花了!”Huai Shishows the whites of the eyes, turns on the box, discovered that Stone Cauldron Soceitystingyscary, the bigiron tankchild is wrapping the air bubblepaperslayer by layersimply, finallyontenbooks, gold metallurgystudy of nonutritioncrosses the threshold, twomineralillustrated handbooks, eightmetalstudydiscussion......槐诗翻了个白眼,打开箱子,发现石釜学会简直抠门的吓人,大铁箱子里包着一层一层的气泡纸,结果就十来本书,一本根本没什么营养的炼金学入门,还有两本矿物图鉴,八本金属学浅谈……All has met!
全都是自己已经会了的!Huai Shiis angry: „Wantsmeonthisseveralbrokengadget4 million?”槐诗大怒:“就这们几个破玩意儿要我四百万?”„Do youknow? Formerlyhad a unluckychild, likeyou, infamily/homepoor, but the talentdifferentreported.”Crowsinceresaid: „Hehas not bought the expensiveteaching materialbook, withstudying independently, howpassed the Alchemytest of Stone Cauldron Soceity...... youto guessafterward?”
“你知道么?从前有个倒霉孩子,像你,家里穷,但天赋异禀。”乌鸦正色说道:“他没有买昂贵的教材书,凭着自学,通过了石釜学会的炼金术考试……你猜后来怎么着了?”„Becoming onegeneration of Grandmasters?” The Huai Shiprobeasked.
“成为一代大师?”槐诗试探地问。„Afterwardachieved the resulttime, Stone Cauldron Soceitydiscoveredin the database of ownfamily/homecould not find the serial number and record of teaching materialhepurchases, thenthinks that hestole not ownknowledge, reported that Astronomy Associationcaughthim.”
“后来出成绩的时候,石釜学会发现自己家的数据库里找不到他购买的教材的编号和记录,然后认为他盗取了不属于自己的学识,举报到天文会把他抓了。”Crowcoldlysaid: „He, becauseviolated the Stone Cauldron Soceitycopyrightto be condemned92-year imprisonment and service, by the presentalsochrysanthemuminfirmness.”乌鸦冷冷地说:“他因为侵犯了石釜学会的版权被判处了92年的有期徒刑并劳役,到现在还在牢里种菊花呢。”
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