Calmly lies on the bed looks at the hole top, „is one day, was this I several day that came out from the family/home?” Zhang Xiaoqiang somewhat bored is thinking, „how yesterday can drink that water?” Remembered accompanied pitch-dark Zhang Xiaoqiang that Yang Ke'er drew together to think the chrysanthemum yesterday one tight. 静静地躺在床上看着洞顶,“又是一天,这是我从家里出来的第几天了？”张小强有些无聊的想着,“昨天怎么非要喝那杯水？”想起昨天陪杨可儿一起拉的昏天黑地张小强就觉得菊花一紧。 „Early! Uncle!” Yang Ke'er stands in bed forward Zhang Xiaoqiang beamingly and buoyant is asking the good morning. “早啊！大叔！”杨可儿神采奕奕地站在床前向张小强问着早安。 Ray that passes taking advantage of the stone wall crack, Zhang Xiaoqiang narrows the eyes to focus to size up is standing in nearby Yang Ke'er. Yang Ke'er somewhat seems to be different from the ordinary day, there different also has the feeling of not being able to say. 借着石壁裂缝透进来的光线,张小强眯着眼打量着站在跟前的杨可儿。杨可儿似乎与平日有些不同,那里不同又有说不出来的感觉。 The hair of Yang Ke'er gripped ponytail to comb to the past same side after the right ear, hair fluffy hair color pitch-black moist and shiny, two big eyes like Yueya'er curved, shone passes the mischievous, delicate exquisite small nose is wrinkling slightly, in the rosy lip was one thin such as the small silver tooth of porcelain shell, revealed along with the smile of Yang Ke'er slightly outside. 杨可儿的头发向往日一样侧扎着马尾梳在右耳后,发丝蓬松发色乌黑润亮,两只大眼睛像月牙儿一样弯弯的,忽闪忽闪地透着调皮,秀气小巧的小鼻子微微皱着,玫瑰色的唇瓣里面是一口细如瓷贝的小银牙,随着杨可儿的微笑稍稍地露在外面。 On the moist and shiny bright and clean oval face dazzles two small dimples, the cheek has not been wiping the cheek rouge, is actually passing two health natural blushing, matches small chin that is turning upwards slightly outward, seems a tender and beautiful sun plant. In addition wears one camouflage clothing, the entire valiant young army are colored. 润亮光洁的瓜子脸上炫着两个小酒窝,面颊没有抹腮红,却透着两个健康自然的红晕,配着那微微向外翘起的小下巴,好似一朵娇艳的太阳花。再加上身上穿着一套迷彩服,整个一个英姿飒爽的小军花。 Today's Yang Ke'er is dazzling like the sun plant, shining Zhang Xiaoqiang feels dizzy, „lacks prospects!” Zhang Xiaoqiang despises itself, said oneself also reads completely rushes 300, sees old bird that the young person thinks of the old age, how to be been dizzy by the little girl fan? 今天的杨可儿如太阳花般耀眼,耀的张小强直发晕,“没出息！”张小强鄙视自己,怎么说自己也是阅尽毛片300部,看见红颜思白头的老鸟,怎么会被小丫头迷晕呢？ „Kya! The uncle you today probably change young!” Yang Ke'er has discovered the new continent, is somewhat surprised. “呀！大叔你今天好像变年轻喽！”杨可儿发现了新大陆,有些惊讶。 „Ha! Real?” Zhang Xiaoqiang feels the chin to be delicious, „does that rainwater have the cosmetology effect?” Zhang Xiaoqiang secret consideration. “哈！真的吗？”张小强摸着下巴美滋滋的,“难道那雨水有美容的功效？”张小强暗暗思量。 „, Really, you looked like my father equally were really old before, now looked that thinks my uncle was equally young!” Yang Ke'er vowed solemnly that was saying, to prove oneself words she looks around the small mirror resembles to give as required by rule him to look. “真的,真的,你以前看起来像我爸爸一样老,现在看起想我叔叔一样年轻！”杨可儿信誓旦旦地说着,为了证明自己的话她四处找着小镜子像照给他看。 „.......” Zhang Xiaoqiang deeply was attacked, now his name fell the uncle from the uncle. „I am not the strange uncle!” In the Zhang Xiaoqiang heart sends out the call. “。。。。。。。”张小强被深深打击到了,现在他的称谓已经从大叔降到叔叔。“我不是怪蜀黍！”张小强心中发出呐喊。 „Perhaps if you continue to be able from the uncle to turn into the Elder Brother!” Yang Ke'er adds once more. “如果你继续下去说不定能从叔叔变成哥哥哟！”杨可儿再次补充道。 „Elder Brother?” In the Zhang Xiaoqiang heart flashes before an old song. “哥哥？”张小强心中闪现出一首老歌。 The younger sister you proceed boldly Kya 妹妹你大胆地往前走呀 Proceeds not to return to the Kya head 往前走莫回呀头 Exceedingly high main road 通天的大路 19,800 nine Kya 19800九呀 The younger sister you proceed boldly Kya 妹妹你大胆地往前走呀 Proceeds not to return to the Kya head 往前走莫回呀头 Exceedingly high main road 通天的大路 19,800 nine Kya 19800九呀 The younger sister you proceed boldly 妹妹你大胆地往前走啊 Proceeds not to return to the Kya head 往前走莫回呀头 Puts up that red embroidery building Kya from you hereafter 从此后你搭起那红绣楼呀 Is tossing the red embroidered ball 抛洒着红绣球啊 Is being hit my head Kya 正打中我的头呀 Drinks pot Kya with you 与你喝一壶呀 Red sorghum liquor Kya 红红的高粱酒呀 Red sorghum liquor Kya 红红的高粱酒呀 The younger sister you proceed boldly Kya 妹妹你大胆地往前走呀 Proceeds not to return to the Kya head 往前走莫回呀头 „Uncle you looks!” Yang Ke'er does not know where turns out a small mirror photo to Zhang Xiaoqiang, has broken his fantasizing. “大叔你看！”杨可儿不知从哪儿翻出一面小镜子照向张小强,打断了他的YY。 „Hehe... Haha...” Zhang Xiaoqiang looks at the pretty boy delightedly villainous smile in small mirror. “嘿嘿。。。哈哈。。。”张小强看着小镜子里的小白脸眉飞色舞地奸笑着。 When Doomsday beforehand Zhang Xiaoqiang or otaku, in the mirror is a both eyes soulless empty fat emaciated young fatty, the present is one approximately 27 or 28-year-old skin is white and tender, the little commander young man, on the chin keeps beard stubble is seeming somewhat the manly flavor drop. 末世之前张小强还是宅男时,镜子里是一个双目无神虚肥孱弱的小胖子,现在是一个约二十七八岁皮肤白嫩光滑,略带小帅的年轻小伙,下巴上留着胡茬儿看上去还是有几分男人味滴。 Zhang Xiaoqiang felt the chin to look at the mirror to sigh classical lines: „Young feeling is really good!” 张小强摸着下巴看着镜子感叹了一句经典台词:“年轻的感觉真好！” „Uncle, when eats meal Kya, hungry!” Yang Ke'er breaks being narcissistic of Zhang Xiaoqiang once more. “大叔,什么时候吃饭呀,饿了耶！”杨可儿再次打断张小强的孤芳自赏。 „...” The spatula dances in the air in the iron saucepan up and down, the smoked meat cabbage was being changed in the iron saucepan, an attractive fragrance passes to the nose, the glutton in abdomen also starts to cry out. “唰,唰。。。”锅铲在铁锅里上下飞舞,熏肉白菜在铁锅里被不停的翻动着,一股诱人的香味传到鼻子里,腹中的馋虫也开始叫唤起来。 Pot cooked rice, bulk lots smoked meat stirs fry the cabbage to place on the simple dinner table safely, Yang Ke'er fast is clamping the lean meat, does not spare a glance to the fat. Zhang Xiaoqiang is looking at the same time very depressed, eats is very being also depressed. „I also like eating the lean meat!” The heart sends out the silent call. 一锅白米饭,一大盘熏肉炒白菜稳稳当当地放在简易餐桌上,杨可儿快速的夹着瘦肉,对肥肉不屑一顾。张小强在一边看着很郁闷,吃着也很郁闷。“我也喜欢吃瘦肉啊！”心地发出无声的呐喊。 Is driven beyond the limits of forbearance does not need to endure again! Zhang Xiaoqiang clamps in all lean meat own bowl, then again slowly is tasting. 忍无可忍则无须再忍！张小强将所有瘦肉夹到自己碗里,而后再慢慢品尝着。 „Uncle, how can you like this?” Yang Ke'er is angry very much, is very angry, looks that the Zhang Xiaoqiang look is very cut-throat, poor peasant's feeling to a landlord class bitter in suffering and deep in hatred, as if the next moment must regard a Cockroach foot to stamp Zhang Xiaoqiang. “大叔,你怎么可以这样啊？”杨可儿很生气,很愤怒,看着张小强的眼神很凶狠,一幅贫下中农对地主阶级苦大仇深的感觉,似乎下一刻就要把张小强当成蟑螂一脚踩死。 Zhang Xiaoqiang is appoint you ** thunder and lightning crash I from gorgeously motionless, the cheek that until was burnt by the Yang Ke'er brilliant look feels hot. 张小强是任你**雷电交加我自巍然不动,直到被杨可儿灼灼地眼神烧的面皮发烫。 „Oh! The facial skin is not very thick!” Zhang Xiaoqiang shakes the head to clamp fat to put from the tray the Yang Ke'er bowl, said the sentence superficially: „Child does not permit to select food!” “唉！还是脸皮不够厚啊！”张小强摇着头从盘子夹出来一块肥肉放到杨可儿碗里,轻描淡写地说了句:“小孩子不准挑食！” „Cheapskate, miser, brazen-faced and shameless, I poke me to stab to death you!” The Yang Ke'er mouth was talking over, the chopsticks in hand were poking the fat in bowl. “小气鬼,吝啬鬼,死皮赖脸,我戳我戳死你！”杨可儿嘴里念叨着,手中的筷子戳着碗里的肥肉。 Zhang Xiaoqiang remains unmoved earnestly eats meal, „ka” a resounding transmitted from the Yang Ke'er hand, raised the head looks at Zhang Xiaoqiang dumbfounded. 张小强不为所动只是埋头吃饭,“咔”一声脆响从杨可儿手中传来,抬起头一看张小强呆住了。 Chopsticks put on the chopsticks head across the fat by the following rice from the bowl bottom, Yang Ke'er loosen the chopsticks to look at own right hand silly, Zhang Xiaoqiang is growing the big mouth dull look across the chopsticks of bowl, grain of cooked rice of mouth fall from the corners of the mouth in abundance. 一双筷子穿过肥肉透过下面的米饭从碗底穿出筷子头,杨可儿松开筷子傻傻地看着自己的右手,张小强长着大嘴呆呆的看着穿过碗的筷子,嘴里的饭粒儿纷纷从嘴角落下。 „Is the bowl has the issue!” Yang Ke'er said to Zhang Xiaoqiang suffering from injustice. “是碗有问题！”杨可儿委屈地对张小强说道。 „Uncle you looks at Kya! This stick is not solid!” Yang Ke'er raises hand to succeed in giving up two sections of Beast Horn Spear to demonstrate to Zhang Xiaoqiang. “大叔你看呀！这棍子太不结实啦！”杨可儿举着手中断成两截的兽角枪向张小强展示着。 „Ghost pulls! Can be you breaks off surely intentionally, don't I who I am know?” Zhang Xiaoqiang thinks that this was Yang Ke'er to just made her eat the retaliation of fat. “鬼扯！能定是你故意弄断的,我做的我不知道？”张小强认为这是杨可儿对刚刚让她吃肥肉的报复。 „Aiya!, Does not believe you to look really!” The Yang Ke'er right hand lifts the spear's/gun's body three fingers to cast aside, „ka ca” spear's/gun's body breaks once more. Zhang Xiaoqiang holds breath cold air. “哎呀！真的,不信你看！”杨可儿右手举着枪身三个指头一撇,“卡擦”枪身再次断裂。张小强倒吸一口凉气。 „You lift the bag rice to have a look.” They stand near the grain pile, Zhang Xiaoqiang looks at Yang Ke'er to say. “你去举袋大米看看。”两人站在粮堆边,张小强望着杨可儿说道。 „Uncle, you bully me, such heavy thing I such can hold up!” The Yang Ke'er mouth was complaining arrives at grain pile both hands to raise a meter/rice bag. “大叔,你又欺负我,这么重的东东我这么举得起嘛！”杨可儿嘴里抱怨着走到粮堆边双手提起一只米袋。 More than hundred jin (0.5 kg) meter/rice bags light were only lifted by Yang Ke'er like the balloon in the chest front, Yang Ke'er heft the meter/rice bag as if very much to have doubts, a hand gripped the bag corner/horn to relay spatially several circle. 百多斤的米袋像只气球一样被杨可儿轻飘飘地举在胸前,杨可儿掂了掂米袋似乎很疑惑,一只手握住袋角在空中转了几个圈儿。 „Uncle? What inside installs is the cotton?” Yang Ke'er is suspecting asking. “大叔？里面装的是棉花吗？”杨可儿怀疑着问道。 „It is not right! You throw me to have a look!” Later Zhang Xiaoqiang deeply regretted for decision that oneself make. “不对啊！你扔过来我看看！”之后张小强为自己做的决定深深后悔。 The meter/rice bag clamps the wind to hit Zhang Xiaoqiang ruthlessly, the huge momentum knocks down the ground him. 米袋夹着风狠狠撞到张小强,巨大的冲力将他撞倒地上。 „Aiyu feeds! My waist!!!!” Zhang Xiaoqiang was pressed under the meter/rice bag is calling out pitifully. “哎呦喂！我的腰！！！！”张小强被压在米袋下面惨叫着。 „Haha! The uncle you said that I do turn into Superman? Hehe! Female Superman, I am Ultraman, Hahahaha....” In the letting success go to the head hand that Yang Ke'er said effort increases. “哈哈！大叔你说我是不是变成超人啦？嘿嘿！女超人,我是咸蛋超人,哈哈哈哈。。。。”杨可儿说的得意忘形手上力度加大。 „Hiss! Light, do you want to pinch me?” Zhang Xiaoqiang lies on the bed to is making the waist massage Yang Ke'er to shout to him. “嘶！轻点,你想捏死我啊？”张小强趴在床上对正在给他做腰部按摩的杨可儿喊道。