Zhang Xiaoqiang rests blurry, suddenly thought has any thing to provoke the tip of the nose. To sneeze and unable to hit, opens eyes then sees one pair just like the big eye of Yueya'er. The big eye shines, a health fresh aura shouted on the cheek from the big eye master mouth, brought warm feeling in the season of this early spring. 张小强睡得迷迷糊糊,突然觉得有什么东西在撩拨着鼻端。想打喷嚏又打不出来,睁开眼便看到一双宛如月牙儿的大眼睛。大眼睛忽闪忽闪地,一股健康清新的气息从大眼睛主人嘴里呼到面颊上,在这初春的季节带来一丝暖意。 „Uncle you are quite interesting! Has the bed not to rest to sit rests to the ground?” The Yang Ke'er eyeful happy expressions look that sits has not made somewhat clear the condition Zhang Xiaoqiang to say on the ground. “大叔你好有趣哦！有床不睡坐到地上睡啊？”杨可儿满眼笑意看着坐在地上还有些搞不清楚状况的张小强说道。 „Do your you, when you awake?” Zhang Xiaoqiang comes stutter to ask Yang Ke'er soberly. “你你你,你什么时候醒的？”张小强清醒过来结结巴巴地问着杨可儿。 „Just awoke! Yesterday rested really comfortably! Right, why does the uncle you sit on the ground rests? The ground is very cool!” Yang Ke'er is closely examining doggedly. “刚醒啊！昨天睡得真舒服！对了哦,大叔你为什么坐在地上睡？地上很凉的！”杨可儿锲而不舍地追问着。 „, This, that! Is what is all about the son, yesterday I rested on the bed, rest to roll the ground to half, un! Is this appearance!” Zhang Xiaoqiang does not want to tell Yang Ke'er her yesterday almost changes zombie, feigns ignorance. “哦,这个,那个,咳咳！是这么一回事儿,昨天啊我本来在床上睡,睡到一半就滚到地上,嗯！就是这个样子！”张小强不想告诉杨可儿她昨天差点变丧尸,就打马虎眼。 Yang Ke'er looks to the Zhang Xiaoqiang five meters envelope neat bedding, looked to sit in ground Zhang Xiaoqiang as before cannot master very much! 杨可儿望了望离张小强五米之外叠的整整齐齐的被褥,又看了看依旧坐在地上的张小强很是搞不懂！ „! Uncle you, when my little white Kya? You think that I believe you have rolled rolling from that far place, roll to sit to sleep to here again?” Yang Ke'er disdains was saying to Zhang Xiaoqiang, on face a I very astute appearance. “切！大叔你当我小白呀？你以为我会相信你从那么远的地方一直滚滚滚,滚到这里再坐起来睡觉啊？”杨可儿不屑的对着张小强说着,脸上一副我很精明的样子。 „Ok! Let alone these useless, told me you to think that what difference with usually had?” Zhang Xiaoqiang looks that the small face of Yang Ke'er said tight! “算了！别说这些没用的,告诉我你有没有觉得和平时有什么不同？”张小强看着杨可儿的小脸略带紧张的说！ „Different?” Yang Ke'er flexure flexure head, tilts the head is thinking. Zhang Xiaoqiang in carefully visits her at the same time, does not let off each detail. “不同？”杨可儿挠挠脑袋,歪着头思索着。张小强在一边仔细看着她,不放过每一个细节。 „Has to think that hungrily is very very hungry, hungry can eat a good feeling?” Zhang Xiaoqiang is prompting at the same time! “有没有觉得很饿很饿,饿的能吃掉一头牛的感觉？”张小强在一边提示着！ „Wood has!” Yang Ke'er looks at Zhang Xiaoqiang wooden to say. “木有！”杨可儿望着张小强木木地说道。 „Do you have to think whole body ache? Moreover hurts in the bone that type?” Zhang Xiaoqiang does not lose heart as before. “那你有没有觉得浑身疼痛？而且还是疼到骨子里那种？”张小强依旧不死心。 „The wood has!” Yang Ke'er does not know that Zhang Xiaoqiang is losing any temper, but is coordinating subconsciously. “还是木有哦！”杨可儿不知道张小强在发什么神经,只是下意识的配合着。 „Do you have to feel that has a strength to keep in the side walking randomly, lifts in the hands to emit the small fireball, what ices arrow?” Zhang Xiaoqiang thought oneself have one's heart sink with disappointment, night of white Shou with trepidation? “那你有没有感到有一股力量不停在身边游走,抬手间就能放出小火球,冰箭啥的？”张小强觉得自己凉了半截,一夜的提心吊胆白受了？ „Uncle were you pass through yesterday's sleeping dream to yourself? Do you want me to use super casting a spell one to extinguish the ashes entire world monster?” Yang Ke'er thought that Zhang Xiaoqiang has not awaked. “大叔你是不是昨天睡觉梦到自己穿越啦？你要不要我用一个超级禁咒将全世界的怪物一下灭成灰灰？”杨可儿觉得张小强还没睡醒。 „Fuck, do you have the place that what does not suit? Oneself have not looked to select!” “KAO,你到底有没有什么不对劲的地方？没有就自己找点出来！” Zhang Xiaoqiang is angry very much, but does not know that is being mad Yang Ke'er to be angry, is all right must meet the rainwater, met itself the rainwater to suffer to be barely alive. 张小强很生气,只是不知道是在生杨可儿的气还是在生自己的气,没事儿非要接雨水,接了雨水又把自己折磨个半死不活。 „Has not had! You send that family household fire Kya, un that, I think that now corpulent is?” The Yang Ke'er sound said weakly. “没有就是没有嘛！你发那门子火呀,嗯那个,那个,我现在想便便算不算？”杨可儿声音弱弱地说道。 Zhang Xiaoqiang thorough was depressed. 张小强彻底郁闷了。 Yang Ke'er in hole bottom solution software problem, Zhang Xiaoqiang looked at straight body cup of end in hand, in the quilt has been installing half cup of limpid transparent rainwater, the rainwater was very clean, does not have any suspension, seemed has not distinguished with one pure water anything. 杨可儿在洞底解决个人问题,张小强望着端在手中的直身杯,被子里装了半杯清澈透明的雨水,雨水很干净,没什么悬浮物,看上去和一杯纯净水没什么分别。 „Only then syngignoscism?” Zhang Xiaoqiang a little does not believe in evil doctrines rainwater but actually entrance in straight body the cup. “难道只有催眠作用？”张小强有点不信邪将直身杯中的雨水倒入口中。 „Is a little pale, un! Also some astringent mouths.” Zhang Xiaoqiang smacked the lips to its taste makes appraisal. “有点淡,嗯！还有些涩嘴。”张小强咂了咂嘴对其口感作出评价。 „Why can't fall asleep?” Zhang Xiaoqiang lies on the bed looks at the hole top, little girl is drinking to sleep, Zhang Xiaoqiang drinks unable to fall asleep, is really with the person different lives? “为什么睡不着呢？”张小强躺在床上望着洞顶,小丫头喝下去就想睡觉,张小强喝下去死活睡不着,难道真是同人不同命？ „Aiyaya! Good pain! Uncle you yesterday below laxative baa?” Yang Ke'er rubs the belly to walk a face bitter color/look. This a while time little girl went to three hole bottoms. “哎呀呀！好痛苦啊！大叔你昨天下的泻药咩？”杨可儿揉着肚子走出来一脸苦色。这一会儿功夫小丫头去了三次洞底。 „Rumble....” In the Yang Ke'er belly hears the sound. “咕噜咕噜。。。。”杨可儿肚子里又传来响声。 „! Also comes! .... This appearance intestines will come out to drop by pulling again, wu wu...” Yang Ke'er has the crying sound to run to the hole bottom! “啊！又来啦！呜....再这个样子肠子会被拉出来滴,呜呜。。。”杨可儿带着哭音向洞底跑去！ Zhang Xiaoqiang lies down in the bewilderment that on the bed looks, „rumble” a borborygmus sound spreads. „Was I also selected?” Zhang Xiaoqiang jumps down the bed to take up one volume of toilet paper to pursue Yang Ke'er without enough time to run. 张小强躺在床上看的莫名其妙,“咕噜咕噜”一阵腹鸣声传出。“我也中标了？”张小强跳下床来不及多想抄起一卷卫生纸追着杨可儿跑去。 „Kya! How you can this appearance! Hasn't seen me here?” Yang Ke'er squats to cave entrance at the back of the stone wall in the corner screamed loud. “呀！你怎么可以这个样子！没看见我在这里吗？”杨可儿背着石壁面向洞口蹲在角落里高声尖叫。 „Rivers and lakes help in an emergency, I have diarrhea, make to put up with suddenly!” A Zhang Xiaoqiang surface not bashful color/look cheek decides loosens the leather belt, with Yang Ke'er squatting face-to-face in the same place. “江湖救急,我也拉肚子,将就一下啊！”张小强面无羞色一脸蛋定地松开皮带,与杨可儿面对面的蹲在一起。 „But cocoa, but I am the female student , can't you solve outside?” The Yang Ke'er whole face blushes stutter said. “可可可,可我是女生也,你就不能在外面解决啊？”杨可儿满脸羞红结结巴巴地说道。 „You want to make me draw on your bed think that I do draw on the rice?” Zhang Xiaoqiang quibbled saying that then remained silent to catch up, a chrysanthemum loosen was flowing on such as that big floodgate flood discharge. Odor is flooding this small space an intensely. “你是想让我拉在你床上还是想我拉在大米上？”张小强强词夺理地说着,接着闷声发力,菊花一松就如那大闸泄洪一泻千里。一股强烈地恶臭充斥着这个小小空间。 Relaxed? Comfortable? Zhang Xiaoqiang has downloaded the heavy load probably from top to bottom all crisply, did not hear to odor sufficient nose. 轻松了？舒服了？张小强好像卸掉了千斤重担浑身上下无一不爽,对身边的恶臭充鼻不闻。 „Snort!” Yang Ke'er raised the pants to run. “哼！”杨可儿提着裤子跑了出去。 cold snort/hum of Zhang Xiaoqiang to Yang Ke'er does not care at all, but is pondering: „Does she exit not to scratch butt probably?” 张小强对杨可儿的冷哼毫不在意,只是思考着:“她出去好像没擦屁、股？” After 35 minutes, Zhang Xiaoqiang is preparing to set out, saw Yang Ke'er to clash. Runs up to his opposite to squat down. 35分钟后张小强正准备起身,就见杨可儿又冲了回来。跑到他对面蹲下。 „You do not know that here does have man?” Zhang Xiaoqiang calls loudly to Yang Ke'er, forgot a moment ago own shamelessness quite the same as. “你不知道这儿有男人嘛？”张小强对杨可儿高声喊道,浑然忘记刚才自己的无耻。 „You want to make me draw on your bed think that I do draw on the rice?” Quick of Yang Ke'er study. “你是想让我拉在你床上还是想我拉在大米上？”杨可儿学的很快。 Zhang Xiaoqiang raises the pants to run to platform, „uncle, you forgets to scratch butt!” Transmits shouting of Yang Ke'er. 张小强提着裤子跑向平台,“大叔,你忘记擦屁、股喽！”身后传来杨可儿的呼喊。 Zhang Xiaoqiang hears shouting of Yang Ke'er to raise the pants to fall down on the ground. 张小强听到杨可儿的呼喊提着裤子栽倒在地上。 Like this you sang me to be taken to the threshing ground two people in hole bottom London, did not have Cola to pulling, released not to be possible to release, the chrysanthemum stabbing pain tingled with numbness is stops. 就这样你方唱罢我登场两人在洞底伦敦,一直到拉无可拉,泄无可泄,菊花刺痛发麻才算消停下来。 Their whole body feels weak sits on the respective bed, Yang Ke'er as if had any words to say hesitant, Zhang Xiaoqiang hot feeling meditator who endured the chrysanthemum often to transmit: „In the rainwater has burging croton ingredient?” 两人浑身乏力地坐在各自的床上,杨可儿犹犹豫豫地似乎有什么话想说,张小强忍着菊花不时传来的火辣感沉思者:“难道雨水里有巴豆成分？” The Yang Ke'er sound conveyed suddenly has interrupted the Zhang Xiaoqiang train of thought. 杨可儿的声音突然传来打断了张小强的思绪。 „Uncle! That, un, you see others that therefore you are responsible!” Yang Ke'er sat on the small bed puts on a long face to Zhang Xiaoqiang said. “大叔!那个,嗯,你看到人家的那个啦,所以你要负责哦！”杨可儿坐在小床上哭丧着脸对张小强说。 „Has not seen me to be busy at that time, who has the free time to visit you.” Zhang Xiaoqiang does not spare a glance, thinking: „Snort, making me be responsible for you? Who is responsible for me!” “没看见我当时正忙着吗,谁有工夫看你。”张小强不屑一顾,想着:“哼,让我对你负责？谁对我负责啊！” „No, not! My my husband have not let look!” Yang Ke'er is clarifying to Zhang Xiaoqiang. “不,不是啦！我连我老公都没让看啊！”杨可儿向张小强澄清着。 „Hasn't looked? Did does had not looked?” Zhang Xiaoqiang does not believe obviously. “还没看？做都做过了还没看？”张小强显然不信。 „Really, real, I and my beforehand husband are I use the hand to help him make in the compartment, they said where the woman was made to be very sore!” Yang Ke'er squats very much suffering from injustice on the ground draws a circle. “真的,真的啦,我和我以前的老公在车厢里都是我用手帮他弄出来的,她们说女人被弄哪里很疼的！”杨可儿很委屈蹲在地上画着圈儿。 „They? Who are they?” The Zhang Xiaoqiang a little interest closely examines to Yang Ke'er very much. “她们？她们是谁？”张小强很有点兴趣向杨可儿追问。 „They are I are occupied by elder sisters together, in my building!” “她们是和我住一块儿的姐姐们,就在我楼上住的！” „You did not say that you were pregnant?” Some Zhang Xiaoqiang strange say/way. “你不是说你怀孕了吗？”张小强有些奇怪道。 „Un, they said that the woman makes the man „ shoot that thing” to be pregnant, said that does not want to be pregnant must install to the method. I was moistened by „that thing” on, definitely will be pregnant! ” Yang Ke'er as if thinks that anything is somewhat uneasy whether sitting or standing. “嗯,她们说女人让男人把“那东西”射到身上就会怀孕啦,说是不想怀孕就要装到套套里。我被“那东西”沾到手上啦,肯定会怀孕的！”杨可儿似乎想到什么有些坐立不安。 „Youngest sister? Does the physical hygiene on your lifeform textbook never look?” A Zhang Xiaoqiang face earnest was asking Yang Ke'er. “小妹妹？你生物课本上的生理卫生从来不看吗？”张小强一脸认真的问着杨可儿。 „Her that anything elder sisters do not talk clearly. I also think that was pregnant „ that comes” directly not to affect with little girl! ” Zhang Xiaoqiang is thinking depressed. “她那啥姐姐们也不说清楚。我还以为怀孕和小丫头“那个来了”没有直接影响！”张小强郁闷地想着。 „Others said, tests lifeform the minute, is not can not look with emphasis!” Yang Ke'er not clearly is pregnant with the biology class has any relations. “别人说,中考生物不出分,不是重点可以不看的！”杨可儿还是不怎么明白怀孕跟生物课有什么关系。 „.......” Zhang Xiaoqiang was speechless. “。。。。。。。”张小强无语了。