AC :: Volume #3

#287: Spays the person softheartedly greatly


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The Li Fan vision concentrates, when hears Collector these three characters, in the mind fast, thought instantaneously. 李凡目光一凝,在听到“收藏家”这三个字的时候,脑海中电光石火,瞬间想到了很多。 In this world, knows person who his Collector status, in addition cannot be over ten. 这个世界上,知道他收藏家身份的人,加起来都超不过十个。 Moreover, is completely the Clean Association internal personnel. 而且,全部都是清洁协会内部人员。 This pen immortal, obviously fed in Royal Exorcism Bureau by certain people through the special method. 这个笔仙,明显是被某些人通过特殊手段送进皇家驱魔局里面的。 Very possibly comes to his Collector! 很可能就是冲着他这个收藏家而来的! Was Clean Association five people of group revolting? 难道是清洁协会五人组叛变了? No, they do not dare...... 不,他们不敢…… Li Fan shakes the head later. 李凡随后摇摇头。 The Clean Association five people of groups saw with one's own eyes him until now easily to defeat so many powerful enemies, even entered in the sorcerer dwelling place of Buddhist immortals, saw he exterminated of sorcerer. 清洁协会五人组亲眼看到了他一直以来轻松战胜了那么多的强敌,甚至进入了巫神洞天之中,看到了他剿灭巫神的那一幕。 In this case, taking advantage of their several courage, they do not dare to betray. 这种情况下,借他们几个胆子,他们也不敢背叛。 What is most essential, Clean Association five people of group it are very loyal to Collector, moreover was promoted own strength by Li Fan personally, reason and motive that simply has not betrayed. 最关键的是,清洁协会五人组本身就对收藏家十分忠诚,而且被李凡亲手提升了自身的力量,根本没有背叛的理由和动机。 Is that side the Clean Association headquarters? 清洁协会总部那边? Patriarch? President? 大牧首?还是会长 In Li Fan heart rapid analysis. 李凡心中迅速分析。 It is estimated that is because he expands this period of time too fiercely, meritorious service too high alarm own lord, making the Clean Association high-level feeling dread, possibly was under the preparation the evil behind-the-scenes manipulator. 估计是因为他这段时间扩张得太厉害,功高震主,让清洁协会高层感觉忌惮,可能是准备下黑手了。 Thinks of this, in the Li Fan heart one happy. 想到这点,李凡不由心中一喜。 This was suspected by the Clean Association top layer. 这是被清洁协会的顶层猜忌了啊。 Said, Clean Association here being promoted, was basically hopeless? 这么说,清洁协会这边的升职,基本上是没戏了? Good people! 好人呐! This was not sleepy some people delivered the pillow. 这不是瞌睡了就有人送枕头嘛。 However Clean Association was also a little excessive, did not give to be promoted does not give to be promoted, my thanked you without enough time, how under direct preparation killer? 不过清洁协会这边也是有点过分了哈,不给升职就不给升职呗,我这感谢你们都来不及呢,怎么直接准备下杀手了? Must try to find a solution, making the Clean Association high level understand, does not give to be promoted him is not angry, does not need to make what petty action, everyone lives in peace with each other well. 得想个办法,让清洁协会高层这边明白,不给升职他也没生气,没必要搞什么小动作,大家相安无事就好。 Li Fan here thinks, while often shows the smile of strange extrication, the signature pen on side dissection bed is somewhat perplexed, was done by his smile is scared. 李凡在这边一边思索,一边不时露出古怪的解脱的笑容,旁边解剖床上的签字笔有些不明所以,被他的笑容搞得发毛。 Finally finally cannot repress, writes down several characters on that paper gently: 最后终于按捺不住,轻轻在那张纸上写下几个字: Your excellency of respect, excuse me, do I can walk now?” “尊敬的阁下,请问,我现在可以走了吗?” After finishing, as if feared that Li Fan felt bored, adds on several hastily: 写完之后,似乎怕李凡觉得不耐烦,连忙又加上几句: I take the liberty to ask, if you thought that I also use, I can treat in your side, effect serve somebody faithfully, although just made the pen immortal recently, I am an evil spirit am actually also coming, no matter kills people anything, I very excel, according to my own analysis, I should by some sorcerer and so on will exist to urge like this, will offend you is not my original intention......” “我就是冒昧问一下,如果您觉得我还有用,我可以待在您的身边,效犬马之劳,虽然最近刚刚做笔仙,我其实也算是个厉鬼来着,不管是杀人还是什么,我都挺擅长的,按照我自己的分析,我应该是被某个巫师之类的存在驱使着才会这样,冒犯您并非出于我的本意……” At this time the pen immortal can feel at present this male body terrifying aura, in the ghost king compared with legend is simply powerful, understands own this type of small and weak ghost thing is useless to this man at present, the opposite party will definitely put him to walk. 此时笔仙能够感受到眼前这个男子身上恐怖的气息,简直比传说中的鬼王还要强大,明白自己这种弱小的鬼物对眼前这个男子根本没什么用,对方必然会放他走。 However he said on own initiative wants to keep opposite party words, instead can make the opposite party feel him to be sincere, will not feel embarrassed him. 不过他主动说出想要留在对方身边的话,反而能够让对方觉得他诚恳,不会为难他。 Although does not know where own this smooth public relations character comes, wants to come itself to be the person who excels at the human relations very much...... 虽然不知道自己这流畅的社交性格到底从哪里来的,想来自己生前应该是个很擅长交际的人…… The pen immortal is just thinking, Li Fan has pondered, turned the head to look. 笔仙正想着,李凡已经思考完毕,转头看了过来。 Saw that this immortal wrote a big pile voluminous, a chatterbox, Li Fan interrupts the words of that signature pen likely, said: 眼看这笔仙又洋洋洒洒写了一大堆,像个话痨,李凡打断那支签字笔的话,说道: Originally wants to put you to walk directly, since you want to remain sincerely, I received, otherwise probably did the face is different to you, I was like leading by the hand the later generation, many to young people opportunity, relax, will not treat unjustly your, you ask them, knows that I was a big good man.” “本来想直接放你走的,不过既然你这么诚恳地想要留下来,那我就收了吧,要不然搞得好像不给你面子一样,我这个人就是喜欢提携后辈,多给年轻人机会,放心,不会亏待你的,你问问他们,都知道我是个大善人。” Was saying pouts toward nearby void. 说着朝旁边的虚空中努了努嘴。 The pen immortal then found, side in Li Fan void, appears the head empty shadow that impressively 78 carried to sink to carry to float. 笔仙这才发现,李凡身边的虚空之中,赫然浮现了七八个载沉载浮的头颅虚影。 These head empty shades, each is lending the extremely terrifying aura, making the pen immortal feel oneself as if ran into the ghost king in legend. 这些头颅虚影,每一个都散发着极为恐怖的气息,让笔仙感觉自己似乎遇到了传说中的鬼王。 These eight heads somewhat looked distressed mostly, at this time hears the Li Fan words, immediately becomes jubilant, praised. 这八个头颅原本大都有些愁眉苦脸,此时听到李凡的话,立刻都变得喜气洋洋,纷纷夸赞。 Your this small manual computation was hits transported greatly, unexpectedly with crown , later the future was not bright.” “你这小笔算是撞大运了,竟然跟了冕下,啧啧,以后前途无亮啊。” Yes, yes, under our crown is good, the convicts in Suppressing Prison, think of gratefully the kindness under prison Lord crown all.” “是啊,是啊,我们冕下最是善良,镇狱之中的囚徒们,无不感念狱主冕下的恩德。” Base and low human spirit body, you had the luck.” “卑微的人类精神体,你有福了。” Under crown, did you accept this base and low small and weak existence? Oh, you biggest shortcoming is extremely good, is extremely softhearted, this type good does not control, is to our spoils......” “冕下,您怎么又收下了这种卑微弱小的存在?唉,您最大的缺点就是太过善良,太过心慈手软,这种善良不加节制,就是对我们的溺爱……” Adheres to stick cohere the pen immortal empty shadow on signature pen to stare, felt faintly oneself as if...... with? 附着在签字笔上的笔仙虚影一愣,隐隐感觉自己似乎……跟对人了? Li Fan said satisfied with a smile: 李凡满意地笑着说道: Hears? What kind of? Is willing with me?” “听到没有?怎么样?到底愿不愿意跟我?” Saying, has been tracing several pens on nearby dissection bed, breaks off to rub the smashing to throw the ground conveniently. 说着,摸过旁边解剖床上的几支笔,随手折断搓得粉碎丢到地上。 That signature pen is rapid immediately on the white paper wrote: 那支签字笔立刻迅速在白纸上写道: Wants, to want! I am willing to follow...... follow under the crown! Later you are my master, can follow you are my good fortune! You were about to receive me!” “愿意,愿意!我愿意跟随……跟随冕下!以后您就是我的主人,能够跟随您是我的福分!您快收了我吧!” Finally also drew a big smile, displays own joyous feelings. 最后还画了一个大大的笑脸,表现自己的喜悦之情。 The Li Fan nod said: 李凡点头道: You, although anything, basically is not a waste pen, but looks in such sincere share, I received you, who makes my will of the people good, most likes spaying the person.” “你虽然不会什么东西,基本上是一支废笔,不过看在这么诚恳的份儿上,我就收了你吧,谁让我这人心善呢,最喜欢骟人。” Was saying patted the pocket on work clothes. 说着拍了拍工作服上的口袋。 That signature pen seems like a grasshopper to be common immediately, jumped in the Li Fan pocket. 那支签字笔立刻像是一只蚱蜢一般,跳进了李凡的口袋之中。 Li Fan wrote all over the pen of character to pinch one group these conveniently, the Eight Heads strength starts, turned into the powder to crash in nearby autopsy table sewer these papers directly, this turned around to depart. 李凡随手将那些写满了字的笔捏成一团,八首的力量发动,直接将这些纸变成粉末冲进了一旁的解剖台下水道里,这才转身离去。 Tonight was the harvest is also full, obtained that side Clean Association some clues. 今晚也算是收获满满,得到了清洁协会那边的一些线索。 The easy matter, to find the opportunity to relate the Clean Association five people of groups tomorrow directly, making them give the information to the Clean Association headquarters. 好事情,明天就找机会直接联系一下清洁协会五人组,让他们向清洁协会总部那边传递一下信息。 After several minutes, Li Fan had returned to the villa bedroom, Eight Heads was also lost Suppressing Prison again. 几分钟后,李凡已经回到了别墅卧室之中,八首也再次被丢回了镇狱 „.” Signs to be lost by Li Fan to the table on conveniently, sways back and forth, later stands respectfully slantingly. “啪嗒。”签字笔被李凡随手丢到桌子上,打了个滚,随后恭敬地斜立起来。 Li Fan has a look at the present computer and table, the thinking moment, asked: 李凡看看眼前的电脑和桌子,思索片刻,问道: Will access the net?” “会上网吗?” The signature pen writes on a paper immediately: 签字笔立刻在一张纸上写道: Meeting.” “会的。” Was saying demonstrated to operate the mouse and keyboard typing, seemed very clever. 说着演示了一下操作鼠标和键盘打字,显得十分乖巧。 That is good.” Li Fan nods, does not need you to program anything, wants to come not, like this, you help me online collect the material, valuable reorganizes on the record, the keyword is old god and abyss and Suppressing Prison these , I give you to arrange in order a form later.” “那就好。”李凡点头,“也不用你编程什么的,想来也不会,这样,你就帮我在网上搜集一下资料,有价值的就记录整理下来,关键词是‘旧神’、‘深渊’、‘镇狱’这些,哦,还有一些,待会儿我给你列个单子。” The signature pen obviously trembles, obviously without thinking just to be brought to start at the same night the working work. 签字笔明显一颤,显然没想到刚刚被带回来就要开始连夜打工工作。 However does not dare to refute anything, immediately starts the name list that defers to Li Fan to provide to start to access the net to search the information. 不过根本不敢反驳什么,立刻开始按照李凡提供的名录开始上网查找信息。 Li Fan washes, changed pajamas, sees that signature to keep rapping the mouse and keyboard in front of the computer, simultaneously writes to draw in a book. 李凡洗漱一番,换了个睡衣,就见那支签字笔在电脑前不停敲击鼠标和键盘,同时在一个本子上写写画画。 This thing is good, did not fear that stays up late not to fear sleepily, ratio this better secretary? 这东西好啊,也不怕熬夜不怕困,还有比这更好的文秘吗? good work, I first rested, you refuel, 8 : 00 am, I must notice that the related information appears on my desk.” “辛苦了,我先睡了,你加油,明天早上八点,我要看到相关资料出现在我的书桌上。” Li Fan said, turned around the bedroom to go right to sleep, the corners of the mouth brought to smile. 李凡说完,转身进了卧室倒头就睡,嘴角都是带着笑的。 Later the official documents process anything may be many on the convenience. 以后公文处理什么的可就方便多了。 This sleep/felt rests very comfortably, around 8 : 00 am, Li Fan was awakened by noise by outside birdcall. 这一觉睡得十分舒爽,第二天早上八点多,李凡才被外面的鸟叫声吵醒。 These villas construct are being similar to the place of garden, the extremely close nature, making one awake thought that the whole body was comfortable. 这些别墅都建在类似于花园的地方,极为贴近自然,令人醒了都觉得全身舒坦。 Li Fan sets out to arrive at the suite outside bedroom, sees that signature pen to fall on the table at this time weak. 李凡起身来到卧室外的套间,就见那支签字笔此时正无力地倒在桌子上。 Side is enough 200 pages of big notebooks, at this time has written chock full, classifying, is very exhaustive. 旁边是一个足足有两百页的大笔记本,此时已经写得满满当当,分门别类,十分详尽。 Moreover the handwriting is very neat, simply comparing favorably with block letter. 而且字迹还很工整,简直比得上印刷体了。 On the computer desktop, documents, write «Xia State Abnormal Bureau Thailand Aid Team work Report». 电脑桌面上,还有一个文档,写着《夏国异常局暹罗援助小队工作情况汇报》。 Signature pen at this time on desk alone is lying down, as if has squandered the strength. 签字笔此时在书桌上孤零零的躺着,似乎已经花光了力气。 Carefully looked, in the pencil lead does not have the oil. 仔细一看,笔芯里面已经没油了。 Li Fan stares, twisted off one of the signature pen hastily in the past, extracts the dry pencil lead, immediately hears a low moan. 李凡不由一愣,连忙过去把签字笔的一头拧开,抽出已经干涸的笔芯,立刻听到一声低低的呻吟声。 He looks all around, shakes the head, has taken a new pencil lead, inserted in the signature pen, hears a moan instantaneously, as if somewhat is charming. 他环顾四周,摇摇头,又取过一支新的笔芯,插进了签字笔里面,瞬间又听到一声呻吟,似乎还有些妩媚。 This moan seems like in void in the form of anomaly spirit radiation resounds, resounds in the Li Fan mind directly, making him hear. 这呻吟声似乎是在虚空中以异常精神辐射的形式响起的,直接在李凡的脑海中响起,让他听到。 What situation? 什么情况? Li Fan stares, will just insert the pencil lead of signature pen to rotate gently. 李凡一愣,将刚刚插进签字笔的笔芯轻轻转动了一下。 That moan resounds immediately again, moreover as if could not bear. 那呻吟声立刻再次响起,而且似乎更受不了了。 Li Fan is suddenly enlighted: 李凡恍然大悟: You is a female!?” “你是个女的!?”
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