AC :: Volume #3

#286: Sensible pen immortal


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Hears the Li Fan words, that pen obviously stares, later that strange empty shadow reappeared a moment ago, in the consciousness of Li Fan hears wild howling suddenly, saw pale ghost that both eyes bleed. 听到李凡的话,那支笔明显一愣,随后刚才那诡异的虚影再现,李凡的意识中恍然听到一声狂暴的吼叫,看到了一个双目流血的惨白鬼影。 A Li Fan brow wrinkle, the strength from Eight Heads starts instantaneously, the direct palm of the hand claps, pats that ghost ruthlessly on the dissection bed, sends out the sad and shrill pitiful yell. 李凡眉头一皱,来自八首的力量瞬间发动,直接一巴掌拍过去,将那鬼影狠狠拍在解剖床上,发出凄厉的惨叫。 Side Li Fan these head empty shadow congealing realities, turned into the brain , after unexpectedly in abundance reappearing light halo like Spiritual God head appearance. 紧接着,李凡身边的那些头颅虚影一个个凝实,竟然纷纷变成了脑后浮现光圈如同神灵般的头颅模样。 After these eight brains , the light halo head empty shadow superimposes the head of Li Fan, eight light halos are also overlapping instantaneously, after letting the brain of Li Fan, appear a bright energetic domain halo. 随后这八个脑后光圈的头颅虚影纷纷叠加进李凡的头颅,八个光圈也在瞬间重叠,让李凡的脑后现出一个明亮的精神领域的光环。 In the world of energetic body, is ordinary like the god demon! 在精神体的世界之中,如同神魔一般! Afterward Li Fan saw, that empty shadow that on the signature pen appears, is wanting to flee at this time desperately. 随后李凡看到,签字笔上浮现出的那个虚影,此时正拼命想要逃离。 His brow wrinkle, the halo ray after brain puts greatly, immediately suppresses that empty shadow, keeping it from leaving! 他不由眉头一皱,脑后的光环光芒大放,立刻压制住那虚影,让它根本无法离开! Simultaneously the halo after Li Fan brain is a big mouth seems to be common, is absorbing that empty shadow strength rapidly, tears its body, swallows in that halo unceasingly. 同时李凡脑后的光环仿佛是一个血盆大口一般,正在迅速吸收那虚影的力量,将它的身体撕扯成一条,不断吞噬进那光环之中。 Does Eight Heads this boy want to seize the chance to eat to go? 八首这小子想趁机吃外卖? Li Fan wields conveniently, after the brain , the halo is divided into eight again, sinks to carry to float in his body side load. 李凡随手一挥,脑后光环再次一分为八,在他的身边载沉载浮。 That signature pen also falls immediately, originally controlled three policewomen at this time instantaneous falling to the ground stupor. 那支签字笔也立刻落了下来,原本被控制的三个女警此时瞬间倒地昏迷。 Li Fan looks at that signature pen, do best to convince said: 李凡看着那支签字笔,苦口婆心地说道: I am doing this for you, Goldbach's conjecture, but royal crown in the history of mathematics, you think that you, if can prove this, did not show your existence is very valuable? This is to make the contribution to the scientific development of entire human race, how on to say? The good intention regards the evil intent. The pen excellent poem immortal, did you say?” “我这是为你好,哥德巴赫猜想可是数学史上的王冠,你想啊,你要是能证明了这个,不就说明你的存在十分有价值吗?这是为全人类的科学发展做贡献呐,怎么就这么不上道呢?好心当成驴肝肺。笔仙笔仙,你说呢?” That signature pen raises up at this time again, but is somewhat crooked, seems very difficult, writes down one line of Thai writing on that paper curvingly. 那支签字笔此时再次竖起,不过有些歪歪斜斜,似乎很是艰难,在那张纸上弯弯曲曲写下一行暹罗文字。 A Li Fan brow wrinkle: 李凡眉头一皱: Can't understand, looks to pull out? What I said is Chinese, you write the Thai article to me. Chinese, you will not die considering as finished.” “看不懂,找抽是吧?我说的是华语,你给我写暹罗文。华文都不会,你还是死了算了。” Was saying lifts the hand to strike an attitude to hit. 说着抬手作势要打。 The signature pen trembles fiercely, brushed to write down three Chinese characters on the paper hastily: 签字笔猛地一颤,连忙“刷刷刷”在纸上写下了三个汉字: I cannot......” “我不会……” The Li Fan nod said: 李凡点头道: You will not say that early, I am not that type like feeling embarrassed others' person, what can you? Can the Riemann hypothesis?” “不会你早说啊,我也不是那种喜欢为难别人的人,你会啥?黎曼猜想会不会?” The signature pen, wrote: 签字笔顿了一顿,写道: Cannot......” “也不会……” Li Fan carries a shoulder-pole load the eyebrow: 李凡挑挑眉毛: „, Doesn't excel at the conjecture? Pours also normally, after all this was too abstruse, your again immortal, it is estimated that also changes from human, entire human race not thing, is presses you...... this, gives me to come the blueprint of fusion reactor, this association/will? Now that polynuclear power plant, isn't my request excessive?” “哦,不太擅长数学猜想是吧?倒也正常,毕竟这都太艰深了,你再怎么笔仙,估计也是从人类变过去的,全人类都不会的东西,也是难为你……这样,给我来个核聚变反应堆的图纸吧,这个总会吧?现在都那么多核电站了,我这个要求不过分吧?” Was saying shows the dense smile, looks to the signature pen. 说着露出森然的笑容,看向签字笔。 The signature pen is trembling, wrote again: 签字笔颤颤巍巍,再次写道: Is unfair to...... me unable......” “对不起……我也不会……” Looks at that handwriting, as if feels the humiliation. 看那个字迹,似乎感觉到十分屈辱。 A Li Fan brow wrinkle, said: 李凡眉头一皱,说道: This, that what won't you meet? Did not say that the pen immortal can answer all questions of person? You are deceive people? False pen immortal?” “这也不会,那也不会,你到底会啥?不是说笔仙能解答人的所有问题吗?你这是骗人的吧?假笔仙?” Saying, the strength from Eight Heads is rushing to surge, lifts the hand to hold this signature pen to break off directly. 说着,来自八首的力量澎湃涌动,抬手就要直接抓住这支签字笔给它掰断。 The signature pen shivers hastily is writing down one line of characters again: 签字笔连忙颤抖着再次写下一行字: Sorry, I, will not really intend to deceive you, I am a student of liberal art! The sciences and engineering is the athletic event in which one is weak, this does not have the means...... I also meet other, you asked again, asked again...... should not be anxious, how many opportunities gives me to be good again? I also just made the pen immortal recently, a lot are not very skilled......” “对不起对不起,我是真的不会,并不是有意骗您,我是文科生啊!理工科是弱项,这个没办法的……我还会别的,您再问,再问啊……不要急,再给我几次机会好不好?我也是最近刚刚做笔仙的,很多事情都不是很熟练……” This signature pen writes to write extremely quickly, basic does not have any slow, obviously by Li Fan frightening, the entire pen was only anxious. 这次签字笔写字写得极快,基本没有什么卡顿,显然是被李凡给吓到了,整只笔都急了。 The Li Fan flexure flexure chin said: Valley 李凡挠挠下巴说道:谷 Student of liberal art...... that you writes a series novel of 10 million character to me, must be able to attain that rewards, moreover draws a Along the River During Ching Ming Festival first to look to play again to play.” “文科生是吧……那你给我写一部一千万字的系列小说,要能获诺奖的那种,另外再画一幅清明上河图先看着玩玩儿。” Signature pen directly hovering on that paper, non-stop shivering, later on the pen tip had the printing ink to flow. 签字笔直接悬停在那张纸上,不停颤抖,随后笔尖上有油墨流了出来。 Li Fan said curiously: 李凡好奇道: „Did you cry or urinate?” “你这是哭了还是尿了?” Afterward beckons with the hand: 随后摆摆手: Ok, did not press you, you wrote to me to Xia State Abnormal Bureau Southwest Sub-bureau that side work report, wrote Thailand to support the situation feedback of work on the line, the character was attractive.” “算了,不难为你了,你给我写个给夏国异常局西南分局那边的工作汇报吧,就写暹罗这边支援工作的情况反馈就行,字要好看。” That pen such as the Mongolian pardon, wrote on the paper hastily: 那支笔如蒙大赦,连忙在纸上写道: Good good, this, without the issue, wraps in my body!” “好的好的,这个可以,没问题,包在我身上!” Li Fan with smile on the face, nods satisfied. 李凡面带微笑,满意地点点头。 This is the correct usage of pen immortal. 这才是笔仙的正确用法。 This not along secretary! 这不随身秘书嘛! Later what work report year's end summarized various materials does not need to worry. 以后什么工作汇报年终总结各种材料算是不用发愁了。 Happen to must write the work report to Xia State Abnormal Bureau that side, this not on simultaneous/uniform living. 正好要给夏国异常局那边写工作汇报,这不就齐活了嘛。 Right, gave me to say again in detail, what thing were your pen immortals?” “对了,再给我详细讲讲,你们这种笔仙到底是什么东西?” After that pen passed through the beforehand humiliation at this time, has become the hoodlum, wrote on the paper hastily: 那支笔此时经过了之前的屈辱之后,已经变得十分光棍,连忙在纸上写了起来: So-called pen immortal, is the resentful spirit and place tie up the spirit and so on one, because complaint and held to read causes own soul to have the mutation......” “所谓笔仙,算是怨灵、地缚灵之类的一种,因为本身的怨念和执念导致自身的灵魂出现了异变……” Li Fan knocks the desktop: 李凡敲敲桌面: Do not do the feudal superstition, I want the scientific analysis.” “不要搞封建迷信,我要科学分析。” The signature pen immediately a tip revolution, complete crossing out that writes front , to continue to write: 签字笔立刻笔锋一转,把前面写出来的全部划掉,继续写道: From the angle analysis of science, the pen immortal is actually has person who holds reading after dying , the energetic body presents the self- solidification, has not dissipated with withering away of physical body, in the real world, due to before death certain reasons, this energetic body and human consciousness together the knowledge bodywork structure pen, had the relation, subsequently conducted after dying , the coupling that an energetic body and knowledge carrying/sustaining consciousness, was born the brand-new solidification energetic body, is the pen immortal.” “从科学的角度分析,笔仙其实就是拥有执念的人死后精神体出现自我固化,并没有随着肉体的消亡而消散,驻留在现实世界之中,由于生前的某些原因,这种精神体和人类共同意识中的知识承载体笔,发生了联系,继而进行了一个死后精神体与知识承载意识的耦合,诞生了全新的固化精神体,也就是笔仙。” Li Fan nods: 李凡点点头: You said that understood, the last issue, who sent you to look my?” “你这么说就明白多了,最后一个问题,谁派你来找我的?” During the speeches, his vision instantaneously becomes swift and fierce. 说话间,他的目光瞬间变得凌厉。 Oneself just arrived at Royal Siamese Exorcism Bureau two days of time, when first day attending class met a pen immortal. 自己刚刚来到暹罗皇家驱魔局才两天时间,就在第一天上课的时候遇到了一个笔仙。 If promptly did not call the tiger column god, temporarily suppressed this pen immortal, likely must have the matter in the class. 如果不是当机立断唤出了虎柱神,暂时压制住了这个笔仙,很可能在课上就要出事情。 Li Fan does not think this matter so will be skillful. 李凡可不认为这种事情会这么巧。 The emergence of this pen immortal, the back has other reasons! 这个笔仙的出现,背后有其他的原因! Very possibly has a secret evil behind-the-scenes manipulator! 很可能存在一个幕后黑手! Even the birth of this pen immortal, possibly is artificial. 甚至这个笔仙的诞生,都可能是人为的。 Who is? 到底是谁? The present signature pen also the hoodlum, wrote at this time hastily: 眼前的签字笔此时倒也光棍儿,连忙写道: I don't know either, when I have the consciousness time, has appeared here, but my also a little memory fragment, is only some not too coherent sounds, should some people talk, they mentioned a name......” “我也不知道,等到我有意识的时候,就已经出现在这里了,不过我还有一点记忆碎片,只是一些不太连贯的声音,应该是有人在交谈,他们提到了一个名字……” „...... Collector.” “……收藏家。” ~ ~ ( Everyone good night ~ sought subscription!!!) (大家晚安~求订阅啊!!!)
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