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#4: Explodes Liu Jifen


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I forgot records unexpectedly the video that Uncle Yang sang!” Listened to Yang Han to sing half, Peng Xueyuan patted own thigh suddenly annoyingly. “我居然忘记把杨叔叔唱歌的视频录下来!”听杨涵唱到一半,彭学远忽然懊恼地拍了拍自己的大腿。 Records to do?” Yang Ruoyi asked puzzled. “录下来干嘛?”杨若伊不解地问道。 She is awkward, a moment ago the father's in that mouth in live broadcasts, but makes her almost shame is bashful wishes one could to look for a hole to worm one's way into, the father corrects the attitude to sing, she wants to call Pengpeng to close the live broadcast. 她还尴尬着呢,刚才老爸在直播间里那一段口嗨,可是让她差点羞臊得恨不得找个洞钻进去,要不是老爸重新端正起态度来唱歌,她都想叫彭彭把直播关了。 Uncle Yang sang very of pleasant to hear! Moreover I remembered a matter, waits to explain to you again.” Peng Xueyuan stands up, Feifei/thick, where is your computer at? Hurries to borrow me to use!” 杨叔叔唱得很好听啊!而且我想起了一件事,等下再跟你们解释。”彭学远站起身来,“霏霏,你电脑在哪?赶紧借我用一下!” „?” Tang Wenfei some have not responded how to see the live broadcast also does want the computer? “啊?”唐文霏有些没反应过来,怎么看直播还要电脑? Peng Xueyuan urged, Tang Wenfei stands up leisurely, held the notebook from her boudoir. 彭学远催促了一下,唐文霏才慢条斯理地站起身来,从她的闺房里抱出了笔记本电脑。 Peng Xueyuan receives, this notebook seems like with new is the same, the pink outer covering is smooth, the yellow white keyboard does not have dirt, above also pasted some lovable labels! But Peng Xueyuan does not like this sign, because its computer has no merit to speak of except for the face value, disposition same price is lower. 彭学远接过来,这笔记本电脑看起来就跟新的一样,粉色的外壳光滑干净,米白色的键盘也没有一点污垢,上面还贴了一些可爱的贴纸!但彭学远不喜欢这个牌子,因为它的电脑除了颜值一无是处,配置都比同价位的低很多。 But now does not discuss the computer disposes time, Peng Xueyuan turns on the computer, entered the Yang Han live broadcasts among the browser, but also landed own account number- this can guarantee his picture high-definition. 但现在不是讨论电脑配置的时候,彭学远打开电脑,通过浏览器进入了杨涵的直播间,还登陆了自己的账号-这样能确保他的画面是高清的。 On the Feifei/thick computer does not have other record software probably, I directly with system bringing......” Peng Xueyuan gesticulated on Tel and G two keys, introduced. 霏霏电脑上好像没有别的录制软件,我就直接用系统自带的了……”彭学远在Tel和G的两个键上比划一下,介绍道。 However, these technical operations have no attraction to the girls, received Yang Ruoyi of Peng Xueyuan cell phone to look at two, then took back the line of sight , to continue to watch the live broadcast on cell phone with Tang Wenfei. 不过,这些技术上的操作对女孩们没有什么吸引力,接过彭学远手机的杨若伊看了两眼,便收回了视线,和唐文霏继续看手机上的直播。 Has to acknowledge, «Thank You For Your Love» this song, the father sang is of pleasant to hear! 不得不承认,《谢谢你的爱》这首歌,爸爸唱得还是很好听的! Yang Ruoyi has listened to first edition CD, the recording that their family/home collects are many, she in the age that the electronic music has not been popular, listened to many songs with the father! 杨若伊听过原版的CD,他们家收藏的唱片非常多,她在电子音乐还没流行起来的年代,就跟着爸爸听了很多歌! Que Heguang sang is attractive, but, Yang Ruoyi thought that the father sang is not worse than the big star, his deep singing sound had the sense of reality, told the story to be the same probably, led into an inexplicable sadness- 16-year-old girl to so-called being lovelorn was very ignorant. 阙和光唱得很有魅力,可是,杨若伊觉得爸爸唱得并不比大明星差,他深沉的歌声太有质感了,就好像讲故事一样,把人带入到了一种莫名的感伤中-16岁的女孩对所谓的失恋还是挺懵懂的。 Pitifully, Peng Xueyuan prepares record time, this song Yang Han has sung the last act! 只是可惜,彭学远做好录制准备的时候,这首歌杨涵已经唱到尾声了! ...... …… Waits for, other singing technique?” Peng Xueyuan also when there is regretting, he heard Yang Han to hold that words that the guitar spoke, immediately was happy, hurries to press the shortcut to open records the screen, turned off the barrage, then editing, vanishing the watermark should be good!” “等一下,还有别的唱法?”彭学远还在那里遗憾着的时候,他听到了杨涵重新抱起吉他说的那番话,顿时喜形于色,赶紧按快捷键开启录屏,“把弹幕关了,回头剪辑一下,消掉水印应该就好了!” Peng Xueyuan does not know that other singing technique is any meaning, does not have the heads of many music cells to come by him, Uncle Yang sang in any case very of pleasant to hear, first recorded sure right. 彭学远不知道别的唱法是啥意思,以他没有多少音乐细胞的脑袋想来,反正杨叔叔唱得挺好听的,先录下来肯定没错。 Yang Ruoyi was actually crooked the head, in the attractive big eye revealed doubts: Probably in front of the father a little shoots not right. 杨若伊倒是歪了歪脑袋,漂亮的大眼睛里流露出了一丝疑惑:好像爸爸前面弹得有点不对。 She does not pass the music theory, does not know that the father shot high the melody intentionally, but she can hear the difference. 她不通乐理,不知道爸爸是故意弹高了调子,但她能听得出区别。 Do not ask the goose, the life liked excessively burning the person......” first, Peng Xueyuan heard to be shocked. “不要问鹅,一生曾经爱过多烧人……”第一句,就连彭学远都听得愣住了。 The voice is not right, felt that looks like the standard spoken Chinese nonstandard person to sing is the same! 口音不对啊,感觉就像是普通话不标准的人唱出来的一样! Isn't this Uncle Yang level? 这不是杨叔叔的水平吧? On the Yang Han face has the mysterious smile, then sang: You do not understand me to injure deeply......” 杨涵脸上带着神秘的笑容,接着唱下去:“你不懂我伤有多深呐……” Actually is this what dialect? Sounds strange? 这究竟是什么方言?听起来怪怪的? Yang Ruoyi turns the head, looks at each other one with Tang Wenfei dull, they were muddled. 杨若伊转过头来,跟唐文霏呆呆地对视一眼,她们都糊涂了。 Must bare the wound always hey cruelly, urges you make that god stamp not person that is sentimental our Csepa to keep several points......” “要剥开伤口总是嘿残忍,劝你莫做那个神戳戳的人那,多情咱切保留几分……” Wait, this song sang like this? 等等,这首歌是这样唱的吗? Yang Ruoyi felt that own brain had been cleaned one probably, from the start cannot think how sang to sing! 杨若伊感觉自己的大脑好像被清洗过了一遍似的,压根想不起来原唱怎么唱了! Why however...... felt that inexplicably is very of pleasant to hear? 不过……为什么莫名地感觉很好听呢? Does not like lonely, is actually afraid two pot people together, clearly is a pain......” “不喜欢孤独,却又害怕两锅人相处,介分明是一种痛苦……” Arrives here time, Yang Ruoyi saw that the father dialed the right hand of string to stop, moreover on his face that mysterious happy expression, a little could not hold to probably erupt really probably! 到这里的时候,杨若伊看到爸爸拨弦的右手停了下来,而且他脸上那神秘的笑意更甚了,好像有点憋不住要爆发出来了! Really, Yang Han closed the eye, probably was ready for any sacrifice to be the same, opens mouth, the play cavity that one type is pinching the throat jumped: Hi good pain!” 果然,杨涵闭上了眼睛,像是豁出去了一样,张开嘴,一种掐着嗓子的戏腔蹦了出来:“嗨呀好痛苦哇!” Without the means that oneself coordinate the sound, Yang Han can only be stops, does not attend to singing vividly this. 没办法,自己配和声,杨涵只能是停下来,不顾形象地把这段唱出来。 Fortunately, he is not 16 years ago Yang Han, Yang Han where of old man also has the idol burden? Before he can sing heartily some, is unable to open one's mouth some arias that but in fact he appreciates very much...... 还好,他已经不是十六年前的杨涵了,中年老男人的杨涵哪里还有偶像包袱?他可以尽情地唱一些以前无法启齿但实际上他还是很欣赏的一些唱段…… But this combination tone, it can be said that one opened the thunder strike to all audience! 但这一段合音,可以说是给了所有观众一下开幕雷击! Yang Ruoyi by the father thunder heavily, she was also used the hand to cover the forehead, did not know whether to laugh or cry wiped cold sweat, but the ear was sets upright to listen very much honestly. 杨若伊也被爸爸雷得不轻,她用手捂着额头,哭笑不得地抹了一把冷汗,只是耳朵还是很诚实地竖着听了下去。 Very ridiculous, but this singing technique also is a little probably fun! 很雷人,但这唱法好像也有点好玩啊! Many washes( time) most to sink thick, the smile is also lonely yeah, in ten thousand zhang (3.33 m) bustling place, looks for a tank( female guest) to love me, after I avoid you drop the tender feelings, the thunder( tears) start to slide( fall)......” “在人多的洗厚(时候)最沉咩,笑容也寂寞哎,在万丈红尘中哦,找个坦克(堂客)来爱我,当我避开你滴柔情后,雷(泪)开始滑咯(落)……” Is the Sichuan words!” Has the barrage to expose Yang Han to sing the dialect that this song uses now. “是川话!”已经有弹幕揭露了杨涵现在唱这首歌用的方言。 „Is pigeon teacher the Sichuan province people?” “鸽老师是川省人吗?” „It is not right, yesterday also listened to the pigeon teacher to sing a Cantonese song......” “不对啊,昨天还听鸽老师唱过一首粤语歌……” The Yang Han sound stops slightly, but the accompaniment of his guitar is still continuing, when the melody increases to a peak, he opens the mouth again: Your don't said that don't Xiangmo should, I thanked your love, I have to exist, like a Ke dust......” 杨涵的声音稍微停顿一下,只是他吉他的伴奏还在持续,在旋律攀升到一个高峰的时候,他才再度开口:“你莫说莫想莫应该,我谢了你的爱,我不得不存在嘿,像一珂(颗)尘埃……” Your don't said that don't Xiangmo should, I thanked your love, I have to exist, in your future, most feared that this is takes to you to injure forever......” “你莫说莫想莫应该,我谢了你的爱,我不得不存在嗨,在你的未来,最怕这样就是带给你永远的伤害……” Actually, finally these two have the brainwashing effect, Yang Han, although sang, but the audience actually also immersed in this odd tune! 其实,最后这两段更具洗脑效果,杨涵虽然唱完了,但观众们却还沉浸在这怪里怪气的腔调中! How this song first edition sang is coming?” Finally, in a praise of empty boasting, a barrage raised everyone to discuss intensely. “这首歌原版怎么唱的来着?”终于,在一片浮夸的赞扬中,一个弹幕掀起了大家激烈的讨论。 Ended, I do not remember how originally to sing!” “完了,我也不记得原来怎么唱的了!” Your don't said don't Xiangmo should, my shoes your love!” “你莫说莫想莫应该,我鞋了你的爱!” Haha, I am also the brain am this!” “哈哈,我也是满脑子都是这一句!” That anything aiya good pain!” “还有那个什么哎呀好痛苦啊!” Pigeon teacher had the talent, how to find out such singing technique?” “鸽老师太有才了,怎么想得出这样的唱法?” Front, the group id gives, has money everyone to gain!” “前面的,群号给一下,有钱大家赚!” Good painful that too show!” “好痛苦那句太骚了!” U1S1, the pigeon teacher sang very fun, felt of pleasant to hear than the first edition!” “U1S1,鸽老师唱得很好玩,感觉比原版还好听!” ...... …… After Yang Han sings, has not started talking immediately, but is the smile looks at the barrage. 杨涵唱完歌后,没有立刻开口说话,而是微笑地看着弹幕。 On the barrage these audience's responses, Yang Han is not accidental/surprised, because he listened to this song initially time, has exactly the same feeling! 弹幕上那些观众的反应,杨涵并不意外,因为当初他听这首歌的时候,也是有着一模一样的感受! At the beginning has an inexplicable happy feeling, listened to listen to forget how sang to sing, finally oneself could not bear follow snort/hum, although he was not the Sichuan province person, not orthodox Sichuan words...... 开始的时候有种莫名的喜感,听着听着就忘记了原唱是怎么唱的,最后自己都忍不住跟着哼起来,尽管他并不是川省人,不会正统的川话…… This singing technique is many years of the time of going the Sichuan province traveling, listening to a Shu person to sing, possibly studies does not look like, everyone excuses me.” In order to avoid the unnecessary trouble, Yang Han will answer in the future with a laugh, trades a singing technique, trades a mood, the hope that Lover227brothers can be happy a moment ago ‚, positively facing tomorrow's work and life.” “这个唱法是很多年前去川省旅游的时候,听一个蜀都人唱的,学得可能不太像,大家见谅。”为了避免未来不必要的麻烦,杨涵还是笑呵呵地解释道,“换一种唱法,换一种心情,希望刚才那位‘Lover227’兄弟能够开心起来,积极地面对明天的工作和生活。” However, suddenly, the barrage between his live broadcasts rose suddenly! Moreover full screen that these of audience had the barrage of nutrition to be submerged! 不过,忽然之间,他直播间的弹幕暴涨了起来!而且还是满屏的那种,原来观众们的那些有营养的弹幕全部被淹没了! 666!” “666!” Boss atmosphere!” “老板大气!” Among the live broadcasts is all brushing the screen in such barrage! 直播间里全都是在这样的弹幕在刷屏着! What matter? 什么回事? Naturally, Yang Han played some time live broadcast, knows that definitely some people brushed the gift to oneself! He carefully looks at float the scarlet scroll in barrage list: Lover227 sends out super rocket X10!” 当然,杨涵玩了一段时间直播了,也知道肯定是有人给自己刷礼物了!他仔细看一下悬浮在弹幕列表上的大红条幅:“Lover227送出超级火箭X10!” Also hit to enjoy? 还打赏了? A super rocket is 2000, ten are 20,000, hits to enjoy so many all of a sudden? 一个超级火箭是两千块,十个就是两万块,一下子打赏这么多吗? Actually only 20,000 dollars can make Yang Han feel extremely flattered, Yang Han is surprised , because since this has been begins broadcasting, he receives for the first time such in a big way gift- he linked the rocket that can the entire channel broadcast to confiscate before, let alone super rocket! 倒不是区区两万块钱就能让杨涵受宠若惊,杨涵感到惊讶,是因为这是开播以来,他第一次收到这么大的“礼物”-他之前连一个能够全频道广播的火箭都没收过,更别说超级火箭了! But turns over to be startled surprised, he has not displayed happily, instead also frowns very much. 但吃惊归吃惊,他并没有表现得很开心,反而还皱起了眉头。 The barrage area presents Lover227 that” hit to enjoy a moment ago message, because he has promoted to become the first place of contribution list, his message has obvious marking, is very noticeable in large number of brushing screen barrage! 弹幕区出现了刚才打赏的“Lover227”的留言,因为他已经升级成为了贡献榜的榜首,他的留言都是有明显的标识,在大量的刷屏弹幕中很引人注目! Thanks the pigeon teacher!” “谢谢鸽老师!” Wish makes me happy attentively “这么用心地想要让我开心起来” Without how much money, but I must give “没有多少钱,但我一定要给的” Actually I still in drinking “其实我还在喝酒” No wonder spoke to speak incoherently! 难怪说话语无伦次的! Does not want to think her, but always cannot bear, good pain “不想去想她,但总是忍不住,好痛苦” Listens to the pigeon teacher, tonight drinks up, I will wake up tomorrow am individual!” “听鸽老师的,今晚喝完,我明天醒来重新做个人!” ...... …… „After Lover227 said that went into hiding, does not know that got drunk or what situation, only left behind in the barrage area eulogy of one group of paying homage to big shot! “Lover227”讲完之后,就销声匿迹了,不知道是喝醉了还是什么情况,只留下弹幕区里一堆膜拜大佬的赞词! Reaching an agreement does not receive the gift, how don't you always listen?” Yang Han is frowning, one with the sign that the Mark pen writes brings on the table is suspending specially, shook shaking. “说好的不收礼物,你们怎么总是不听?”杨涵皱着眉头,将桌子上摆着的一个专门用马克笔写的牌子拿过来,晃了晃。 Above writes life is not easy, declines gives a present eight large characters! 上面写着“生活不易,谢绝送礼”的八个大字! The barrage actually does not treat as a matter the Yang Han words, even the old powder is still the same, they remember before , some people have given the gift, but Yang Han also reiterated these words, and had no huge response! Therefore, they also teased in barrage, guessed that Yang Han then must say really fragrant! 弹幕却不把杨涵的话当做一回事,即便是老粉也一样,他们记得之前也有人送过礼物,但杨涵也只是重申一遍这句话,并没有什么剧烈的反应!所以,他们还纷纷在弹幕里调侃,猜测杨涵接下来要说“真香”了! I told you, this little brother affirmation income is quite ordinary! You think that can hit to enjoy 20,000 rich men casually, will watch a live broadcast of my grown man? Such rich, will also lack the female student to like? Because also bids good-bye oneself fills is dead drunk?, Will not hang oneself on a tree, can only be nothing money, the insufficiently self-confident poor and pedantic boy!” The Yang Han words, just like a stone to arouse thousand overlapping waves, immediately evokes the fierce discussion of barrage subsided. “我跟你们说,这个小兄弟肯定收入比较一般!你们想啊,能够随便打赏两万块的有钱人,会来看我一个大男人的直播吗?这么有钱,还会缺女生喜欢吗?还会因为分手把自己灌得酩酊大醉吗?不会的,把自己吊在一棵树上的,只会是没什么钱、不够自信的穷酸小子!”杨涵的话,犹如一石激起千层浪,顿时引起了本来平息下去的弹幕的剧烈讨论。 Naturally, is ravelled by the passers-by who these super rockets attracted a moment ago is anything! 当然,刚才被那些超级火箭吸引过来的路人们还没弄明白是什么回事! What is this anchor saying? 这个主播在说什么? He should not perform, detains these new audience who diligently spends to pound? 他不是应该表演一下,努力留住这些花钱砸过来的新观众吗? However, Yang Han has not only responded these new audience, but also vanished before the lens directly, just before leaving first also throws down a few words: „It is not good, this little brother estimated that pulled out to hit to enjoy the savings! Tomorrow he estimated that cannot eat the food. I must ask the ultra guan and shang to measure, looked that can go back money to retreat!” 然而,杨涵不仅没有搭理这些新观众,还直接从镜头前消失了,临走前还丢下一句话:“不行,这小兄弟估计是把积蓄都掏出来打赏了!明天他估计连饭都吃不起。我得找超管商量一下,看能不能把钱退回去!” He threw down among oneself live broadcasts, stays behind the audience who one crowd compelled ignorant: 他丢下了自己的直播间,留下了一群懵逼的观众: „Does dolphin hit to enjoy can also refund?” “海豚打赏还能退钱?” 666!” “666!” Pigeon teacher atmosphere!” “鸽老师大气!” „Did anchor do?” “主播干嘛去了?” „Do several thousand people surround a chair live broadcast?” “几千人围观一个椅子直播?”
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