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#3: Among salt fish father's live broadcasts


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The daughter went out to play, Yang Han old man should not go out to dance the square dance as one consciousness, his mentality is not so old. Tidies up simply, he then returned to oneself study room to play the live broadcast! 女儿出去玩了,杨涵倒没有作为一位“老男人”应该出去跳广场舞的觉悟,他心态还没这么老。简单地收拾一下,他便回到自己的书房里玩直播了! Right, plays! 没错,是玩! His heat degree to own live broadcast does not care, rest and recreation that but regards a spare time it. 他对自己直播的热度一点都不在乎,只是把它当成一个茶余饭后的休闲娱乐。 Before had the ultra manages to see him to have a fair voice, the private letter asked must sign, Yang Han also rejected very much simply. It is said without the main popularity of signing will be affected, among his live broadcasts now 100-200 people are looking, does not know has the relations with this. 之前有超管看到他唱得还不错,私信问要不要签约,杨涵还很干脆地拒绝了。据说没签约的主人气会受影响,他直播间现在就100-200人在看,不知道跟这个有没有关系。 Luckily, his singing gap likes chatting with the audience, frequently releases for flight, the piece flies, therefore the barrage are many, enabling among the live broadcasts seemingly to be insufficient is too lonely. 幸好,他唱歌间隙喜欢跟观众们闲聊,经常放飞自我,段子飞起,所以弹幕还不少,使得直播间看起来不至于太冷清。 Sings «Predicament barrage Loves» that Yang Han routinely holds the insulated cup on table, but, he has not drunk, seeming like only holds a item to hold appreciatively to be the same there. 唱完弹幕点的《爱的困局》,杨涵习惯性地捧起桌子上的保温杯,不过,他没有喝,看起来就像只是捧着一个道具在那儿把玩一样。 He just carried the insulated cup, among the live broadcasts in has the old powder to brush the barrage: 他刚刚端起保温杯,直播间里就有老粉在刷弹幕: Tactic drinks water!” “战术喝水!” False drinks is not drinks!” “假喝不算喝!” Today did the pigeon teacher drink? No!” “今天鸽老师喝了吗?没有!” This, came the audience between live broadcasts to bring very big confusion newly, some people could not bear ask: What drunk is what?” 这一幕,给新来直播间的观众带来了很大的困惑,有人就忍不住问起来:“喝的是什么?” Why took did not drink?” “为什么拿了又不喝?” Moreover, why can so many people brush fiercely? 而且,为什么会这么多人在猛刷? Yang Han puts down the insulated cup, just the eye glance saw these issues, he cannot bear hehe smiles, reads an issue, then said jokingly: Does not drink is because is still singing now, shares a singing small general knowledge with everyone.” 杨涵放下保温杯,刚好眼睛一瞥就看到了这些问题,他忍不住呵呵一笑,念一遍问题,然后开玩笑地说道:“不喝是因为现在还在唱歌,跟大家分享一个唱歌的小常识。” Is the midway that you sang try not to drink water, even were really thirsty, that still can only drink lukewarm water, sleek/moist sleek/moist mouth. Why such request? Because you sang the throat needs the liquid lubrication of throat secretion, if drank water, will give these lubricants. Naturally, sings can drink water!” “就是你唱歌的中途尽量不要喝水,即便是实在口渴了,那也只能喝一点温水,润润嘴巴。为什么这样要求?因为你唱歌的时候嗓子是需要喉咙分泌的液体润滑的,如果喝水的话,会把这些润滑液给冲下去。当然,唱完歌就可以喝水了!” This water does not have any special, is not the fat dwelling joyful water that you think! Is the hot water that the Chinese matrimony-vine soaks. The people, get old, always likes in the insulated cup soaking the Chinese matrimony-vine. Naturally, you are also the same, are all right drink a hot water, is good to the body!” “这水没有什么特别的,不是你们想的肥宅快乐水啊!就是枸杞泡的热水。人啊,上了年纪,总喜欢保温杯里泡枸杞。当然,你们也一样,没事多喝点热水,对身体好!” The barrage also becomes because of the interactive exchange of Yang Han lively: 弹幕也因为杨涵的互动交流而变得热闹起来: This I know, before pigeon teacher, has said.” “这个我知道,鸽老师以前说过。” the hot water, is quite familiar, isn't this I to the words that my girlfriend spoke?” “多喝热水,好熟悉,这不是我跟我女朋友说的话吗?” Here how tenth keeping in good health lecture room?” “这里怎么成养生讲堂了?” In insulated cup soaks the Chinese matrimony-vine, I remembered the director in our administrative offices!” “保温杯里泡枸杞,我想起了我们科室的主任!” „Did young soak the Chinese matrimony-vine?” “年纪轻轻就泡枸杞了?” Pigeon teacher, are you big?” “鸽老师,你才多大?” Some people mentioned among before Yang Han live broadcasts name, he had a net ID to call Yang a pigeon to himself before-, because his live broadcast time is not fixed, once for a while a pigeon pigeon. But because he likes replying that in the live broadcast audience's inquiry, how teaches them to sing has the difficulty song, therefore, some old powders like calling him the pigeon teacher(, surname was neglected by them)! 有人提到了杨涵直播间以前的名字,他以前给自己起了个网名叫杨一鸽-因为他直播时间不固定,时不时鸽一鸽。但由于他喜欢在直播的时候回答观众的提问,教他们怎么唱一些有难度的歌,所以,有些老粉喜欢叫他鸽老师(是的,姓氏被他们忽略了)! When Yang Han prepares to reply with them truthfully oneself age issue, there is an audience to have the surprised discovery: 就在杨涵准备跟他们如实回答自己年龄问题的时候,有观众有了惊奇的发现: I discovered, among the pigeon teacher how live broadcasts the name did change?” “我才发现,鸽老师怎么直播间名字变了?” Wasn't a Yang pigeon?” “不是杨一鸽了?” I also saw a moment ago, from the beginning also thinks that went astray room “我刚才也看到了,一开始还以为走错了房间” I see now how to turn into salt fish father?” “我现在才看到,怎么变成‘咸鱼爸爸’了?” Right, today before beginning broadcasting, Yang Han changed the name between oneself live broadcasts, but also changed own name, no longer called Yang a pigeon, but called salt fish father- right, the inspiration of name originated from the eating meal time with daughter's that dialogue. 没错,今天开播之前,杨涵改了自己直播间的名字,还换了自己的名字,不再叫杨一鸽了,而是叫咸鱼爸爸-没错,名字的灵感来源于吃饭时候跟女儿的那一番对话。 Yang Han shows a faint smile, explained patiently to his audience: Actually the meaning is the same, person who the salt fish refers to without dream not to have the pursue!” 杨涵微微一笑,耐心地跟他的观众们解释起来:“其实意思是一样的,咸鱼指的是没有梦想没有追求的人!” I , is the same, wants to sing with everyone, does not have other grand plan lofty aspiration. Does not want to be the big anchor, does not want to be fettered by some rules, when wants to sing began broadcasting, if had no free time, that was the same as before, may the pigeon of enlargement anytime.” Yang Han said the most incredible words with the tranquilest tone. “我呢,也一样,就想跟大伙儿唱唱歌,没别的宏图大志。不想当大主播,也不想被一些条条框框束缚着,啥时候想唱了就开播,如果没空了,那还是跟以前一样,随时都有可能会放大家的鸽子。”杨涵用最平静的语气说出了最荒诞的话。 „The original formula, is familiar flavor “还是原来的配方,还是熟悉的味道” Really is the pigeon teacher, the pigeon such righteously “果然是鸽老师,鸽得这么理直气壮” Truth I understand, but why do you want to make us call the father?” “道理我都懂,但为什么你想让我们叫爸爸?” Yang Han looked that the barrage looked must to smile, is today's audience so outstanding? Simply, he also said with the joking tone: Why as for said that is father, that is because my family unmarried girl was too pretty! Known wants to call my father!” 杨涵看弹幕都看得要笑出来了,今天的观众怎么这么优秀?索性,他也用开玩笑的口吻说道:“至于为什么说是‘爸爸’,那是因为我家闺女太漂亮了!知道的都想叫我爸爸!” Do oneself play the live broadcast secretly at home, the mouth hi should not relate? 自己偷偷在家里玩直播,口嗨一下应该没有关系吧? Naturally, Yang Han did not say matter that anything breaks the law, he is not the surname manpower, rights and wrongs his 40-year- old man carries clearly. 当然,杨涵也不是说什么违法乱纪的事,他又不是姓人工,是非曲直他一个40岁的老男人拎得清楚。 Let alone, he said that but frank talk! 更何况,他说的可是大实话! The audience masters do not believe! They do not even believe that seemed like did not have 30-year-old Yang Han already the person who becomes the father: 只是观众老爷们不信啊!他们甚至不相信看起来还没30岁的杨涵已经是当爹的人了: Implored!” “吁!” Does not believe!” “不信!” Does not have truth without the chart “无图无真相” You said that I did believe?” “你说我就信了啊?” „Did pigeon teachers have the daughter?” “鸽老师都有女儿了?” „Does pigeon teacher seem very young?” “鸽老师看起来还很年轻吧?” Real false?” “真的假的?” It is not right, talks is talking, the wind direction of barrage somewhat ran crookedly. 不对,侃着侃着,弹幕的风向有些跑歪了。 Pigeon teacher is very graceful, where daughter's face value should not miss to goes!” “鸽老师挺帅的,女儿的颜值应该也不会差到哪里去!” Pigeon teacher, you, if dares to have the daughter, I dare to wait for her 20 years!” “鸽老师,你要是敢有女儿,我就敢等她二十年!” Right! I decided first to call a father!” “对啊!我决定先叫一声爸爸了!” Yang Han does not think this group looked the kid who daily live broadcast not well learn/study called the father, he changed the topic immediately: Good, good! The present is your moon my heart link!” 杨涵可不想这帮天天看直播不好好学习的小屁孩叫自己爸爸,他马上岔开话题:“好啦,好啦!现在还是你的月亮我的心环节!” This link does not have the man, but there is a good story. 这个环节没有好男人,但有好故事。 Only listens to the low and deep vigorous voice to resound together: Moon does not rest me not to rest, who also isn't the small treasure? Sun had me, intimate old pigeon here! You have the story I to have the song, listening to azure island not to drink. Do not manage the card not to ask for money, recommends of pleasant to hear!”( Here should have dubbing) 只听一道低沉浑厚的嗓音响起:“月亮不睡我不睡,谁还不是小宝贝?太阳起了我不起,知心老鸽在这里!你有故事我有歌,听完青岛不许喝。不要办卡不要钱,好听推荐来一点!”(此处应有配音) This skewer recites without seeming to pause for breath is he himself changes, does not have «Startling thunderclap» is so complex, but the charm a little men and women of this type of bass artillery pass kill, even somewhat defends among the audience in live broadcasts to not listen to music...... 这串贯口是他自己改的,没有《惊雷》那么复杂,但这种低音炮的魅力还是有点男女通杀的,甚至有些守在直播间的观众都不是为了听歌而来…… The barrage brushed daily to him 666. 弹幕日常地给他刷起了666。 Naturally , the audience of some Canola flowers added on oneself reorganization: You do not rest, I do not rest, we inborn are one pair......” 当然,也有一些油菜花的观众加上了自己的改编:“你不睡,我不睡,我们天生是一对……” Pigeon teacher, I was paid attention last week your, can discuss my matter to you?” Passed over gently and swiftly these not to have the barrage of nutrition, Yang Han to glimpse this. “鸽老师,我是上周才关注你的,可以跟你讲一下我的事吗?”掠过那些没营养的弹幕,杨涵瞥见了这一条。 Seemed like this person to have very big courage to open the mouth, Yang Han then encouraged saying: This friend named Lover227, welcome you to share to be your story with us. Although possibly does not have the means to help you help people overcome their difficulties, but the pigeon teacher can be very good listening respectfully!” 看起来这个人是鼓起了很大的勇气才开了口,杨涵便鼓励道:“这位叫Lover227的朋友,欢迎您跟我们分享一下属于你的故事。虽然可能没办法帮你排忧解难,但鸽老师一定会是一个很好的聆听者!” He studied once Xiaoxian to make such a program, mainly thought that was only a person sings is too bored there, had the audience to interact to chat with him, says is their stories, then Yang Han sang to them again, such live broadcast will not be arid. 他学曾小贤弄这样一个节目,主要是觉得只是一个人在那里唱唱唱太无聊了,有观众跟他互动聊天,讲讲属于他们的故事,然后杨涵再给他们唱歌,这样的直播才不会太枯燥。 I bid good-bye with the girlfriend yesterday evening!” “我昨天晚上跟女朋友分手了!” Drank many liquor, this afternoon wakes “喝了很多酒,今天下午才醒过来” Do not misunderstand, we are the peace bid good-bye, because the character does not gather “不要误会,我们是和平分手的,因为性格不合” I located for two years with her......” “我跟她处了两年……” Lover227 as if was really the hangover just awoke, in the Yang Han live broadcasts, he found the exit|to speak of outpouring, although somewhat said speaks incoherently, but saw that Yang Han looks very much patiently, but also helped him read, he then hit on the barrage the story of being lovelorn one after another. “Lover227”似乎真的是宿醉刚醒,在杨涵的直播间,他找到了倾诉的出口,虽然说得有些语无伦次,但看到杨涵很耐心地看着,还帮他念出来,他便陆陆续续地将失恋的故事在弹幕上打了出来。 The story is very simple is also very common, not dog blood, but ordinary two small fall in love young, impulsive under then arrived at one, but in fact, after being together, discovered, their each other personality does not gather, even on many habits and customs does not gather. 故事很简单也很常见,一点也不狗血,只是普普通通的两个小年轻一见钟情,冲动之下便走到了一起,但实际上,相处了之后才发现,他们彼此性格的不合,甚至还有许多生活习惯上面的不合。 They wore in very much diligently for two years, but could not endure the daily noise finally, with Lover227 words saying, was most in the second half of the year, in the evening two people got off work, almost quarrelled to sleep. 他们还是很努力地磨合了两年,但最后还是忍受不了日常的吵吵闹闹,用“Lover227”的话说,就是最后半年,晚上两人下班回来,几乎都是吵到睡觉的。 Such day passes each other feels the heart to be tired, simply before the sentiment has not deteriorated, cut the gordian knot to divide. 这样的日子过得彼此都感到心累,索性在感情还没有变质之前,就快刀斩乱麻分了。 But, bids good-bye will not feel relaxed, bids good-bye always painfully! 可是,分手不会是释然,分手总是痛苦的! After bidding good-bye, Lover227 drinks in the dormitory for the first time alone! Every time drinks one, has the innumerable past events to reappear at present. They after all once were the lovers, again how noisy, will always have the innumerable happiness to interweave in the life intravenous drip! 分手之后,“Lover227”第一次独自在宿舍喝酒!每喝一口,就有无数的往事浮现在眼前。他们毕竟曾经是恋人啊,再怎么吵闹,总还会有无数的美好交织在生活的点滴里面! Looks at these barrages, Yang Han as if can see the picture of this big male student eyes waterdrop on phone screen. 看着这一些弹幕,杨涵仿佛能够看到这个大男生眼泪滴在手机屏幕上的画面。 I know, we cannot go back......, but, can the pigeon teacher, ask you to help me sing a song? Que Heguang «Thank You For Your Love», I want to select this song to give to my girlfriend, although she cannot hear, but this is Que Heguang the song that she likes very much.” The story said that Lover227 then said itself to want a song. “我知道,我们是回不去的了……可是,鸽老师,能不能请您帮我唱一首歌?阙和光的《谢谢你的爱》,我想点这首歌送给我的女朋友,虽然她听不到,但这是她很喜欢的阙和光的歌。”故事讲完了,“Lover227”便说出自己想要点的歌。 Yang Han sees this song time, gawked. 杨涵看见这个歌名的时候,不由地愣了一下。 In this world also has many popular songs, these years also collected many recording Yang Han not to dare to say oneself have all listened, will all sing. 这个世界里同样有很多流行歌,这些年也收藏了不少唱片的杨涵也不敢说自己全都听过,全都会唱。 But «Thank You For Your Love»? This song he may be too familiar! 但《谢谢你的爱》?这首歌他可太熟悉了! Because this song is he writing! 因为这首歌就是他“写”的啊! 16 years ago, he to make the powdered milk money to Yiyi, with wooden mister the pen name, copied some songs to take to sell, but also gained him the first pot of gold/metal in this world. 十六年前,他为了给伊伊挣点奶粉钱,用“木先生”的这个笔名,抄了一些歌拿出去卖,还赚了他在这个世界上的第一桶金。 Naturally afterward he has no longer needed to copy the song to sell for money, but the entertainment world has stayed behind about his legend...... 当然后来他已经不再需要抄歌卖钱了,但娱乐圈已经留下了关于他的传说…… However, on the other hand, 16 years passed by, the popular song also turned into the old song, in the past could be said as Que Heguang of superstar becoming the song world old seniors now, except for holds the concert occasionally, rarely appeared in the front of public. Many young people did not remember «Thank You For Your Love» this song! 不过,话又说回来,十六年过去了,再流行的歌也变成了老歌,当年可以说是天王巨星的阙和光现在都成了歌坛老前辈,除了偶尔开开演唱会,都很少出现在公众的面前。以至于许多年轻人都不记得《谢谢你的爱》这首歌了! Unexpectedly in can also some people raise in own live broadcasts, Yang Han is filled with emotion at heart, even in the mind appeared the memories of some deep conceals. 居然在自己的直播间里还能有人提出来,杨涵心里感慨万千,甚至脑海里都浮现出了一些深藏的记忆。 Drinking wound body, does not know that this brothers dinner ate, if has not eaten, hurries 0.1 to go. Best eats a gruel, raises the stomach.” After Yang Han advises one wordy, holds the guitar, shot this song prelude adeptly, brothers who «Thank You For Your Love», gave this unreasoning passion.” “喝酒伤身体,不知道这位兄弟晚饭吃了没有,如果还没吃,就赶紧点一份外卖。最好是喝点粥,养胃。”杨涵啰嗦地劝导一番后,才抱起吉他,娴熟地弹起了这首歌的前奏,“一首《谢谢你的爱》,送给这位痴情的兄弟。” Do not ask me, has loved many people entire life “不要问我,一生爱过多少人” ...... …… Most feared that this takes to you, forever injury......” sang «Thank You For Your Love» is not difficult, Yang Han shortly, hummed Liu Tianwang the song. “最怕这样就是带给你,永远的伤害……”唱《谢谢你的爱》并不难,杨涵没多久,就将刘天王的这首歌哼唱了一遍。 But Lover227 does not have the sound, in the barrage is other fans cares about his words. 但“Lover227”迟迟没有动静,弹幕里都是其他粉丝关心他的话。 Being lovelorn elder brother? The pigeon teacher sang “失恋哥呢?鸽老师唱完了” Wasn't will hear to cry?” “不会是听得哭了吧?” Pigeon teacher sang of pleasant to hear, sang me cries “鸽老师唱得太好听了,都把我唱哭了” I also remembered the beforehand matter “我也想起了以前的事” „If also loving her, goes to pursue her!” “要是还爱着她,就去把她追回来吧!” I thought that pursues is not good to choose, because bids good-bye is because the character does not gather, will pursue to continue to quarrel!” “我觉得追回来不是一个好选择,因为分手是因为性格不合,追回来还是会继续吵架!” „, Has really had the similar experience, really do not force in the same place “真的,有过同样的经历,真不要勉强在一起” Little elder brother sees through “小哥看开一点” These barrages, Yang Han watches, but he has not made anything to comment, has not easily given anything to suggest. As person who gets old, he knows that love thing is complex and is very very subjective, everyone is different from the circumstances of everyone, is different, the choice will not be the same, so-called knowing without being told, the consequence is proud. 这些弹幕,杨涵都有看在眼里,但他没有做什么评论,也没有轻易给出什么建议。作为“上了年纪的人”,他知道爱情这东西是很复杂、很主观的,每个人跟每个人的境遇都不一样,想法不一样,选择也不会一样,所谓的冷暖自知,后果自负。 No matter how this young people will choose in the future, Yang Han hopes that he do not drink again alone uncomfortably, hopes that he can go out of such mood earlier, is joyful! 不管这个年轻人未来如何选择,杨涵更希望他不要再独自喝酒难受,希望他能够早点走出这样的情绪,快乐起来! Yang Han pondered over, then had the idea, saw only him hehe to smile, dialed a guitar string, attracted the attention of audience. 杨涵只是琢磨了一下,便有了主意,只见他呵呵一笑,拨了一下吉他弦,吸引了观众们的注意。 Everyone possibly does not know, «Thank You For Your Love» this song, actually except for Teacher Que Heguang sang outside, a singing technique.” “大家可能不知道,《谢谢你的爱》这首歌,其实除了阙和光老师的原唱以外,还有一种唱法。”
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